Todealplainlywiththereader,thecaptain,eversincehisarrival,atleastfromthemomenthisbrotherhadproposedthematchtohim,longbeforehehaddiscoveredanyflatteringsymptomsinMissBridget,hadbeengreatlyenamoured;thatistosay,ofMr。
Allworthy’shouseandgardens,andofhislands,tenements,andhereditaments;ofallwhichthecaptainwaspassionatelyfond,thathewouldmostprobablyhavecontractedmarriagewithhadhebeenobligedtohavetakenthewitchofEndorintothebargain。
AsMr。Allworthy,therefore,haddeclaredtothedoctorthatheneverintendedtotakeasecondwife,ashissisterwashisnearestrelation,andasthedoctorhadfishedoutthathisintentionsweretomakeanychildofhershisheir,whichindeedthelaw,withouthisinterposition,wouldhavedoneforhim;thedoctorandhisbrotherthoughtitanactofbenevolencetogivebeingtoahumancreature,whowouldbesoplentifullyprovidedwiththemostessentialmeansofhappiness。Thewholethoughts,therefore,ofboththebrotherswerehowtoengagetheaffectionsofthisamiablelady。
Butfortune,whoisatenderparent,andoftendothmoreforherfavouriteoffspringthaneithertheydeserveorwish,hadbeensoindustriousforthecaptain,thatwhilsthewaslayingschemestoexecutehispurpose,theladyconceivedthesamedesireswithhimself,andwasonhersidecontrivinghowtogivethecaptainproperencouragement,withoutappearingtooforward;forshewasastrictobserverofallrulesofdecorum。Inthis,however,sheeasilysucceeded;forasthecaptainwasalwaysonthelook-out,noglance,gesture,orwordescapedhim。
ThesatisfactionwhichthecaptainreceivedfromthekindbehaviourofMissBridget,wasnotalittleabatedbyhisapprehensionsofMr。Allworthy;for,notwithstandinghisdisinterestedprofessions,thecaptainimaginedhewould,whenhecametoact,followtheexampleoftherestoftheworld,andrefusehisconsenttoamatchsodisadvantageous,inpointofinterest,tohissister。
Fromwhatoraclehereceivedthisopinion,Ishallleavethereadertodetermine:buthoweverhecamebyit,itstrangelyperplexedhimhowtoregulatehisconductsoasatoncetoconveyhisaffectiontothelady,andtoconcealitfromherbrother。Heatlengthresolvedtotakeallprivateopportunitiesofmakinghisaddresses;butinthepresenceofMr。Allworthytobeasreservedandasmuchuponhisguardaswaspossible;andthisconductwashighlyapprovedbythebrother。
Hesoonfoundmeanstomakehisaddresses,inexpressterms,tohismistress,fromwhomhereceivedananswerintheproperform,viz。:theanswerwhichwasfirstmadesomethousandsofyearsago,andwhichhathbeenhandeddownbytraditionfrommothertodaughtereversince。IfIwastotranslatethisintoLatin,Ishouldrenderitbythesetwowords,NoloEpiscopari:aphraselikewiseofimmemorialuseonanotheroccasion。
Thecaptain,howeverhecamebyhisknowledge,perfectlywellunderstoodthelady,andverysoonafterrepeatedhisapplicationwithmorewarmthandearnestnessthanbefore,andwasagain,accordingtodueform,rejected;butashehadincreasedintheeagernessofhisdesires,sothelady,withthesamepropriety,decreasedintheviolenceofherrefusal。
Nottotirethereader,byleadinghimthrougheverysceneofthiscourtshipwhich,thoughintheopinionofacertaingreatauthor,itisthepleasantestsceneoflifetotheactor,is,perhaps,asdullandtiresomeasanywhatevertotheaudience,thecaptainmadehisadvancesinform,thecitadelwasdefendedinform,andatlength,inproperform,surrenderedatdiscretion。
Duringthiswholetime,whichfilledthespaceofnearamonth,thecaptainpreservedgreatdistanceofbehaviourtohisladyinthepresenceofthebrother;andthemorehesucceededwithherinprivate,themorereservedwasheinpublic。Andasforthelady,shehadnosoonersecuredherloverthanshebehavedtohimbeforecompanywiththehighestdegreeofindifference;sothatMr。Allworthymusthavehadtheinsightofthedevilorperhapssomeofhisworsequalitiestohaveentertainedtheleastsuspicionofwhatwasgoingforward。
Chapter12
Containingwhatthereadermay,perhaps,expecttofindinitInallbargains,whethertofightortomarry,orconcerninganyothersuchbusiness,littlepreviousceremonyisrequiredtobringthemattertoanissuewhenbothpartiesarereallyinearnest。Thiswasthecaseatpresent,andinlessthanamonththecaptainandhisladyweremanandwife。
ThegreatconcernnowwastobreakthemattertoMr。Allworthy;
andthiswasundertakenbythedoctor。
Oneday,then,asAllworthywaswalkinginhisgarden,thedoctorcametohim,and,withgreatgravityofaspect,andalltheconcernwhichhecouldpossiblyaffectinhiscountenance,said,\"Iamcome,sir,toimpartanaffairtoyouoftheutmostconsequence;buthowshallImentiontoyouwhatitalmostdistractsmetothinkof!\"Hethenlaunchedforthintothemostbitterinvectivesbothagainstmenandwomen;accusingtheformerofhavingnoattachmentbuttotheirinterest,andthelatterofbeingsoaddictedtoviciousinclinationsthattheycouldneverbesafelytrustedwithoneoftheothersex。\"CouldI,\"saidhe,\"sir,havesuspectedthataladyofsuchprudence,suchjudgment,suchlearning,shouldindulgesoindiscreetapassion!orcouldIhaveimaginedthatmybrother-whydoIcallhimso?heisnolongerabrotherofmine-\"
\"Indeedbutheis,\"saidAllworthy,\"andabrotherofminetoo。\"
\"Blessme,sir!\"saidthedoctor,\"doyouknowtheshockingaffair?\"
\"Look’ee,Mr。Blifil,\"answeredthegoodman,\"ithathbeenmyconstantmaximinlifetomakethebestofallmatterswhichhappen。
Mysister,thoughmanyyearsyoungerthanI,isatleastoldenoughtobeattheageofdiscretion。Hadheimposedonachild,Ishouldhavebeenmoreaversetohaveforgivenhim;butawomanupwardsofthirtymustcertainlybesupposedtoknowwhatwillmakehermosthappy。Shehathmarriedagentleman,thoughperhapsnotquiteherequalinfortune;andifhehathanyperfectionsinhereyewhichcanmakeupthatdeficiency,IseenoreasonwhyIshouldobjecttoherchoiceofherownhappiness;whichI,nomorethanherself,imaginetoconsistonlyinimmensewealth。Imight,perhaps,fromthemanydeclarationsIhavemadeofcomplyingwithalmostanyproposal,haveexpectedtohavebeenconsultedonthisoccasion;butthesemattersareofaverydelicatenature,andthescruplesofmodesty,perhaps,arenottobeovercome。Astoyourbrother,Ihavereallynoangeragainsthimatall。Hehathnoobligationstome,nordoIthinkhewasunderanynecessityofaskingmyconsent,sincethewomanis,asIhavesaid,suijuris,*andofaproperagetobeentirelyanswerableonlytoherselfforherconduct。\"
*Ofherownright。
ThedoctoraccusedMr。Allworthyoftoogreatlenity,repeatedhisaccusationsagainsthisbrother,anddeclaredthatheshouldnevermorebebroughteithertosee,ortoownhimforhisrelation。HethenlaunchedforthintoapanegyriconAllworthy’sgoodness;intothehighestencomiumsonhisfriendship;andconcludedbysaying,heshouldneverforgivehisbrotherforhavingputtheplacewhichheboreinthatfriendshiptoahazard。
Allworthythusanswered:\"HadIconceivedanydispleasureagainstyourbrother,Ishouldneverhavecarriedthatresentmenttotheinnocent:butIassureyouIhavenosuchdispleasure。Yourbrotherappearstometobeamanofsenseandhonour。Idonotdisapprovethetasteofmysister;norwillIdoubtbutthatsheisequallytheobjectofhisinclinations。Ihavealwaysthoughtlovetheonlyfoundationofhappinessinamarriedstate,asitcanonlyproducethathighandtenderfriendshipwhichshouldalwaysbethecementofthisunion;and,inmyopinion,allthosemarriageswhicharecontractedfromothermotivesaregreatlycriminal;theyareaprofanationofamostholyceremony,andgenerallyendindisquietandmisery:forsurelywemaycallitaprofanationtoconvertthismostsacredinstitutionintoawickedsacrificetolustoravarice:andwhatbettercanbesaidofthosematchestowhichmenareinducedmerelybytheconsiderationofabeautifulperson,oragreatfortune?
\"Todenythatbeautyisanagreeableobjecttotheeye,andevenworthysomeadmiration,wouldbefalseandfoolish。BeautifulisanepithetoftenusedinScripture,andalwaysmentionedwithhonour。
Itwasmyownfortunetomarryawomanwhomtheworldthoughthandsome,andIcantrulysayIlikedherthebetteronthataccount。Buttomakethisthesoleconsiderationofmarriage,tolustafteritsoviolentlyastooverlookallimperfectionsforitssake,ortorequireitsoabsolutelyastorejectanddisdainreligion,virtue,andsense,whicharequalitiesintheirnatureofmuchhigherperfection,onlybecauseaneleganceofpersoniswanting:
thisissurelyinconsistent,eitherwithawisemanoragoodChristian。Anditis,perhaps,beingtoocharitabletoconcludethatsuchpersonsmeananythingmorebytheirmarriagethantopleasetheircarnalappetites;forthesatisfactionofwhich,wearetaught,itwasnotordained。
\"Inthenextplace,withrespecttofortune。Worldlyprudenceperhaps,exactssomeconsiderationonthishead;norwillIabsolutelyandaltogethercondemnit。Astheworldisconstituted,thedemandsofamarriedstate,andthecareofposterity,requiresomelittleregardtowhatwecallcircumstances。Yetthisprovisionisgreatlyincreased,beyondwhatisreallynecessary,byfollyandvanity,whichcreateabundantlymorewantsthannature。Equipageforthewife,andlargefortunesforthechildren,arebycustomenrolledinthelistofnecessaries;andtoprocurethese,everythingtrulysolidandsweet,andvirtuousandreligious,areneglectedandoverlooked。
\"Andthisinmanydegrees;thelastandgreatestofwhichseemsscarcedistinguishablefrommadness;-Imeanwherepersonsofimmensefortunescontractthemselvestothosewhoare,andmustbe,disagreeabletothem-tofoolsandknaves-inordertoincreaseanestatealreadylargereventhanthedemandsoftheirpleasures。Surelysuchpersons,iftheywillnotbethoughtmad,mustown,eitherthattheyareincapableoftastingthesweetsofthetenderestfriendship,orthattheysacrificethegreatesthappinessofwhichtheyarecapabletothevain,uncertain,andsenselesslawsofvulgaropinion,whichoweaswelltheirforceastheirfoundationtofolly。\"
HereAllworthyconcludedhissermon,towhichBlifilhadlistenedwiththeprofoundestattention,thoughitcosthimsomepainstopreventnowandthenasmalldiscomposureofhismuscles。Henowpraisedeveryperiodofwhathehadheardwiththewarmthofayoungdivine,whohaththehonourtodinewithabishopthesamedayinwhichhislordshiphathmountedthepulpit。
Chapter13
Whichconcludesthefirstbook;withaninstanceofingratitude,which,wehope,willappearunnaturalThereader,fromwhathathbeensaid,mayimaginethatthereconciliationifindeeditcouldbesocalledwasonlymatterofform;weshallthereforepassitover,andhastentowhatmustsurelybethoughtmatterofsubstance。
ThedoctorhadacquaintedhisbrotherwithwhathadpastbetweenMr。
Allworthyandhim;andaddedwithasmile,\"IpromiseyouIpaidyouoff;nay,Iabsolutelydesiredthegoodgentlemannottoforgiveyou:foryouknowafterhehadmadeadeclarationinyourfavour,I
mightwithsafetyventureonsucharequestwithapersonofhistemper;andIwaswilling,aswellforyoursakeasformyown,topreventtheleastpossibilityofasuspicion。\"
CaptainBlifiltooknottheleastnoticeofthis,atthattime;
butheafterwardsmadeaverynotableuseofit。
Oneofthemaximswhichthedevil,inalatevisituponearth,lefttohisdisciples,is,whenonceyouaregotup,tokickthestoolfromunderyou。InplainEnglish,whenyouhavemadeyourfortunebythegoodofficesofafriend,youareadvisedtodiscardhimassoonasyoucan。
Whetherthecaptainactedbythismaxim,Iwillnotpositivelydetermine:sofarwemayconfidentlysay,thathisactionsmaybefairlyderivedfromthisdiabolicalprinciple;andindeeditisdifficulttoassignanyothermotivetothem:fornosoonerwashepossessedofMissBridget,andreconciledtoAllworthy,thanhebegantoshowacoldnesstohisbrotherwhichincreaseddaily;tillatlengthitgrewintorudeness,andbecameveryvisibletoeveryone。
Thedoctorremonstratedtohimprivatelyconcerningthisbehaviour,butcouldobtainnoothersatisfactionthanthefollowingplaindeclaration:\"Ifyoudislikeanythinginmybrother’shouse,sir,youknowyouareatlibertytoquitit。\"Thisstrange,cruel,andalmostunaccountableingratitudeinthecaptain,absolutelybrokethepoordoctor’sheart;foringratitudeneversothoroughlypiercesthehumanbreastaswhenitproceedsfromthoseinwhosebehalfwehavebeenguiltyoftransgressions。Reflectionsongreatandgoodactions,howevertheyarereceivedorreturnedbythoseinwhosefavourtheyareperformed,alwaysadministersomecomforttous;butwhatconsolationshallwereceiveundersobitingacalamityastheungratefulbehaviourofourfriend,whenourwoundedconscienceatthesametimefliesinourface,andupbraidsuswithhavingspotteditintheserviceofonesoworthless!
Mr。Allworthyhimselfspoketothecaptaininhisbrother’sbehalf,anddesiredtoknowwhatoffencethedoctorhadcommitted;
whenthehard-heartedvillainhadthebasenesstosaythatheshouldneverforgivehimfortheinjurywhichhehadendeavouredtodohiminhisfavour;which,hesaid,hehadpumpedoutofhim,andwassuchacrueltythatitoughtnottobeforgiven。
Allworthyspokeinveryhightermsuponthisdeclaration,which,hesaid,becamenotahumancreature。Heexpressed,indeed,somuchresentmentagainstanunforgivingtemper,thatthecaptainatlastpretendedtobeconvincedbyhisarguments,andoutwardlyprofessedtobereconciled。
Asforthebride,shewasnowinherhoneymoon,andsopassionatelyfondofhernewhusbandthatheneverappearedtohertobeinthewrong;andhisdispleasureagainstanypersonwasasufficientreasonforherdisliketothesame。
Thecaptain,atMr。Allworthy’sinstance,wasoutwardly,aswehavesaid,reconciledtohisbrother;yetthesamerancourremainedinhisheart;andhefoundsomanyopportunitiesofgivinghimprivatehintsofthis,thatthehouseatlastgrewinsupportabletothepoordoctor;andhechoserathertosubmittoanyinconvenienceswhichhemightencounterintheworld,thanlongertobearthesecruelandungratefulinsultsfromabrotherforwhomhehaddonesomuch。
HeonceintendedtoacquaintAllworthywiththewhole;buthecouldnotbringhimselftosubmittotheconfession,bywhichhemusttaketohissharesogreataportionofguilt。Besides,byhowmuchtheworsemanherepresentedhisbrothertobe,somuchthegreaterwouldhisownoffenceappeartoAllworthy,andsomuchthegreater,hehadreasontoimagine,wouldbehisresentment。
Hefeigned,therefore,someexcuseofbusinessforhisdeparture,andpromisedtoreturnsoonagain;andtookleaveofhisbrotherwithsowell-dissembledcontent,that,asthecaptainplayedhisparttothesameperfection,Allworthyremainedwellsatisfiedwiththetruthofthereconciliation。
ThedoctorwentdirectlytoLondon,wherehediedsoonafterofabrokenheart;adistemperwhichkillsmanymorethanisgenerallyimagined,andwouldhaveafairtitletoaplaceinthebillofmortality,diditnotdifferinoneinstancefromallotherdiseases-viz。,thatnophysiciancancureit。
Now,uponthemostdiligentenquiryintotheformerlivesofthesetwobrothers,Ifind,besidesthecursedandhellishmaximofpolicyabovementioned,anotherreasonforthecaptain’sconduct:thecaptain,besideswhatwehavebeforesaidofhim,wasamanofgreatprideandfierceness,andhadalwaystreatedhisbrother,whowasofadifferentcomplexion,andgreatlydeficientinboththesequalities,withtheutmostairofsuperiority。Thedoctor,however,hadmuchthelargershareoflearning,andwasbymanyreputedtohavethebetterunderstanding。Thisthecaptainknew,andcouldnotbear;forthoughenvyisatbestaverymalignantpassion,yetisitsbitternessgreatlyheightenedbymixingwithcontempttowardsthesameobject;
andverymuchafraidIam,thatwheneveranobligationisjoinedtothesetwo,indignationandnotgratitudewillbetheproductofallthree。
BOOKII
CONTAININGSCENESOFMATRIMONIALFELICITYINDIFFERENTDEGREESOF
LIFE;ANDVARIOUSOTHERTRANSACTIONSDURINGTHEFIRSTTWOYEARS
AFTERTHEMARRIAGEBETWEENCAPTAINBLIFILANDMISSBRIDGETALLWORTHY
Chapter1
Showingwhatkindofahistorythisis;whatitislike,andwhatitisnotlikeThoughwehaveproperlyenoughentitledthisourwork,ahistory,andnotalife;noranapologyforalife,asismoreinfashion;
yetweintendinitrathertopursuethemethodofthosewriters,whoprofesstodisclosetherevolutionsofcountries,thantoimitatethepainfulandvoluminoushistorian,who,topreservetheregularityofhisseries,thinkshimselfobligedtofillupasmuchpaperwiththedetailofmonthsandyearsinwhichnothingremarkablehappened,asheemploysuponthosenotableaeraswhenthegreatestsceneshavebeentransactedonthehumanstage。
Suchhistoriesasthesedo,inreality,verymuchresembleanewspaper,whichconsistsofjustthesamenumberofwords,whethertherebeanynewsinitornot。Theymaylikewisebecomparedtoastagecoach,whichperformsconstantlythesamecourse,emptyaswellasfull。Thewriter,indeed,seemstothinkhimselfobligedtokeepevenpacewithtime,whoseamanuensisheis;and,likehismaster,travelsasslowlythroughcenturiesofmonkishdulness,whentheworldseemstohavebeenasleep,asthroughthatbrightandbusyagesonoblydistinguishedbytheexcellentLatinpoet-
Adconfligendumvenientibusundiquepoenis,OmniacumbellitrepidoconcussatumultuHorridacontremueresubaltisaetherisauris;
IndubioquefuitsubutrorumregnacadendumOmnibushumanisesset,terraquemarique。
OfwhichwewishwecouldgiveourreadersamoreadequatetranslationthanthatbyMr。Creech-
WhendreadfulCarthagefrightedRomewitharms,Andalltheworldwasshookwithfiercealarms;
Whilstundecidedyet,whichpartshouldfall,Whichnationrisethegloriouslordofall。
Nowitisourpurpose,intheensuingpages,topursueacontrarymethod。Whenanyextraordinaryscenepresentsitselfaswetrustwilloftenbethecase,weshallsparenopainsnorpapertoopenitatlargetoourreader;butifwholeyearsshouldpasswithoutproducinganythingworthyhisnotice,weshallnotbeafraidofachasminourhistory;butshallhastenontomattersofconsequence,andleavesuchperiodsoftimetotallyunobserved。
Theseareindeedtobeconsideredasblanksinthegrandlotteryoftime。Wetherefore,whoaretheregistersofthatlottery,shallimitatethosesagaciouspersonswhodealinthatwhichisdrawnatGuildhall,andwhonevertroublethepublicwiththemanyblankstheydisposeof;butwhenagreatprizehappenstobedrawn,thenewspapersarepresentlyfilledwithit,andtheworldissuretobeinformedatwhoseofficeitwassold:indeed,commonlytwoorthreedifferentofficeslayclaimtothehonourofhavingdisposedofit;bywhich,Isuppose,theadventurersaregiventounderstandthatcertainbrokersareinthesecretsofFortune,andindeedofhercabinetcouncil。
Myreaderthenisnottobesurprized,if,inthecourseofthiswork,heshallfindsomechaptersveryshort,andothersaltogetheraslong;somethatcontainonlythetimeofasingleday,andothersthatcompriseyears;inaword,ifmyhistorysometimesseemstostandstill,andsometimestofly。ForallwhichIshallnotlookonmyselfasaccountabletoanycourtofcriticaljurisdictionwhatever:forasIam,inreality,thefounderofanewprovinceofwriting,soIamatlibertytomakewhatlawsIpleasetherein。Andtheselaws,myreaders,whomIconsiderasmysubjects,areboundtobelieveinandtoobey;withwhichthattheymayreadilyandcheerfullycomply,IdoherebyassurethemthatIshallprincipallyregardtheireaseandadvantageinallsuchinstitutions:forIdonot,likeajuredivino*tyrant,imaginethattheyaremyslaves,ormycommodity。Iam,indeed,setoverthemfortheirowngoodonly,andwascreatedfortheiruse,andnottheyformine。NordoIdoubt,whileImaketheirinterestthegreatruleofmywritings,theywillunanimouslyconcurinsupportingmydignity,andinrenderingmeallthehonourIshalldeserveordesire。
*Bydivineright。
Chapter2
Religiouscautionsagainstshowingtoomuchfavourtobastards;
andagreatdiscoverymadebyMrs。DeborahWilkinsEightmonthsafterthecelebrationofthenuptialsbetweenCaptainBlifilandMissBridgetAllworthy,ayoungladyofgreatbeauty,merit,andfortune,wasMissBridget,byreasonofafright,deliveredofafineboy。Thechildwasindeedtoallappearancesperfect;butthemidwifediscovereditwasbornamonthbeforeitsfulltime。
ThoughthebirthofanheirbyhisbelovedsisterwasacircumstanceofgreatjoytoMr。Allworthy,yetitdidnotalienatehisaffectionsfromthelittlefoundling,towhomhehadbeengodfather,hadgivenhisownnameofThomas,andwhomhehadhithertoseldomfailedofvisiting,atleastonceaday,inhisnursery。
Hetoldhissister,ifshepleased,thenewborninfantshouldbebreduptogetherwithlittleTommy;towhichsheconsented,thoughwithsomelittlereluctance:forshehadtrulyagreatcomplacenceforherbrother;andhenceshehadalwaysbehavedtowardsthefoundlingwithrathermorekindnessthanladiesofrigidvirtuecansometimesbringthemselvestoshowtothesechildren,who,howeverinnocent,maybetrulycalledthelivingmonumentsofincontinence。
ThecaptaincouldnotsoeasilybringhimselftobearwhathecondemnedasafaultinMr。Allworthy。Hegavehimfrequenthints,thattoadoptthefruitsofsin,wastogivecountenancetoit。HequotedseveraltextsforhewaswellreadinScripture,suchas,Hevisitsthesinsofthefathersuponthechildren;andthefathershaveeatensourgrapes,andchildren’steetharesetonedge,&c。
Whencehearguedthelegalityofpunishingthecrimeoftheparentonthebastard。Hesaid,\"Thoughthelawdidnotpositivelyallowthedestroyingsuchbase-bornchildren,yetitheldthemtobethechildrenofnobody;thattheChurchconsideredthemasthechildrenofnobody;andthatatthebest,theyoughttobebroughtuptothelowestandvilestofficesofthecommonwealth。\"
Mr。Allworthyansweredtoallthis,andmuchmore,whichthecaptainhadurgedonthissubject,\"That,howeverguiltytheparentsmightbe,thechildrenwerecertainlyinnocent:thatastothetextshehadquoted,theformerofthemwasaparticulardenunciationagainstthejews,forthesinofidolatry,ofrelinquishingandhatingtheirheavenlyKing;andthelatterwasparabolicallyspoken,andratherintendedtodenotethecertainandnecessaryconsequencesofsin,thananyexpressjudgmentagainstit。ButtorepresenttheAlmightyasavengingthesinsoftheguiltyontheinnocent,wasindecent,ifnotblasphemous,asittorepresenthimactingagainstthefirstprinciplesofnaturaljustice,andagainsttheoriginalnotionsofrightandwrong,whichhehimselfhadimplantedinourminds;bywhichweweretojudgenotonlyinallmatterswhichwerenotrevealed,butevenofthetruthofrevelationitself。\"Hesaidheknewmanyheldthesameprincipleswiththecaptainonthishead;buthewashimselffirmlyconvincedtothecontrary,andwouldprovideinthesamemannerforthispoorinfant,asifalegitimatechildhadhadfortunetohavebeenfoundinthesameplace。
Whilethecaptainwastakingallopportunitiestopresstheseandsuchlikearguments,toremovethelittlefoundlingfromMr。
Allworthy’s,ofwhosefondnessforhimhebegantobejealous,Mrs。
Deborahhadmadeadiscovery,which,initsevent,threatenedatleasttoprovemorefataltopoorTommythanallthereasoningsofthecaptain。
Whethertheinsatiablecuriosityofthisgoodwomanhadcarriedherontothatbusiness,orwhethershedidittoconfirmherselfinthegoodgracesofMrs。Blifil,who,notwithstandingheroutwardbehaviourtothefoundling,frequentlyabusedtheinfantinprivate,andherbrothertoo,forhisfondnesstoit,Iwillnotdetermine;butshehadnow,assheconceived,fullydetectedthefatherofthefoundling。
Now,asthiswasadiscoveryofgreatconsequence,itmaybenecessarytotraceitfromthefountain-head。Weshallthereforeveryminutelylayopenthosepreviousmattersbywhichitwasproduced;andforthatpurposeweshallbeobligedtorevealallthesecretsofalittlefamilywithwhichmyreaderisatpresententirelyunacquainted;andofwhichtheoeconomywassorareandextraordinary,thatIfearitwillshocktheutmostcredulityofmanymarriedpersons。
Chapter3
ThedescriptionofadomesticgovernmentfoundeduponrulesdirectlycontrarytothoseofAristotleMyreadermaypleasetorememberhehathbeeninformedthatJennyJoneshadlivedsomeyearswithacertainschoolmaster,whohad,atherearnestdesire,instructedherinLatin,inwhich,todojusticetohergenius,shehadsoimprovedherself,thatshewasbecomeabetterscholarthanhermaster。
Indeed,thoughthispoormanhadundertakenaprofessiontowhichlearningmustbeallowednecessary,thiswastheleastofhiscommendations。Hewasoneofthebest-naturedfellowsintheworld,andwas,atthesametime,masterofsomuchpleasantryandhumour,thathewasreputedthewitofthecountry;andalltheneighbouringgentlemenweresodesirousofhiscompany,thatasdenyingwasnothistalent,hespentmuchtimeattheirhouses,whichhemight,withmoreemolument,havespentinhisschool。
Itmaybeimaginedthatagentlemansoqualifiedandsodisposed,wasinnodangerofbecomingformidabletothelearnedseminariesofEtonorWestminster。Tospeakplainly,hisscholarsweredividedintotwoclasses:intheupperofwhichwasayounggentleman,thesonofaneighboringsquire,who,attheageofseventeen,wasjustenteredintohisSyntaxis;andinthelowerwasasecondsonofthesamegentleman,who,togetherwithsevenparish-boys,waslearningtoreadandwrite。
Thestipendarisinghencewouldhardlyhaveindulgedtheschoolmasterintheluxuriesoflife,hadhenotaddedtothisofficethoseofclerkandbarber,andhadnotMr。Allworthyaddedtothewholeanannuityoftenpounds,whichthepoormanreceivedeveryChristmas,andwithwhichhewasenabledtocheerhisheartduringthatsacredfestival。
Amonghisothertreasures,thepedagoguehadawife,whomhehadmarriedoutofMr。Allworthy’skitchenforherfortune,viz。,twentypounds,whichshehadthereamassed。
Thiswomanwasnotveryamiableinherperson。WhethershesattomyfriendHogarth,orno,Iwillnotdetermine;butsheexactlyresembledtheyoungwomanwhoispouringouthermistress’steainthethirdpictureoftheHarlot’sProgress。Shewas,besides,aprofestfollowerofthatnoblesectfoundedbyXantippeofold;bymeansofwhichshebecamemoreformidableintheschoolthanherhusband;for,toconfessthetruth,hewasnevermasterthere,oranywhereelse,inherpresence。
Thoughhercountenancedidnotdenotemuchnaturalsweetnessoftemper,yetthiswas,perhaps,somewhatsouredbyacircumstancewhichgenerallypoisonsmatrimonialfelicity;forchildrenarerightlycalledthepledgesoflove;andherhusband,thoughtheyhadbeenmarriednineyears,hadgivenhernosuchpledges;adefaultforwhichhehadnoexcuse,eitherfromageorhealth,beingnotyetthirtyyearsold,andwhattheycallajollybriskyoungman。
Hencearoseanotherevil,whichproducednolittleuneasinesstothepoorpedagogue,ofwhomshemaintainedsoconstantajealousy,thathedursthardlyspeaktoonewomanintheparish;fortheleastdegreeofcivility,orevencorrespondence,withanyfemale,wassuretobringhiswifeuponherback,andhisown。
Inordertoguardherselfagainstmatrimonialinjuriesinherownhouse,asshekeptonemaid-servant,shealwaystookcaretochuseheroutofthatorderoffemaleswhosefacesaretakenasakindofsecurityfortheirvirtue;ofwhichnumberJennyJones,asthereaderhathbeenbeforeinformed,wasone。
Asthefaceofthisyoungwomanmightbecalledprettygoodsecurityofthebefore-mentionedkind,andasherbehaviourhadbeenalwaysextremelymodest,whichisthecertainconsequenceofunderstandinginwomen;shehadpassedabovefouryearsatMr。Partridge’sforthatwastheschoolmaster’snamewithoutcreatingtheleastsuspicioninhermistress。Nay,shehadbeentreatedwithuncommonkindness,andhermistresshadpermittedMr。Partridgetogiveherthoseinstructionswhichhavebeenbeforecommemorated。
Butitiswithjealousyaswiththegout:whensuchdistempersareintheblood,thereisneveranysecurityagainsttheirbreakingout;andthatoftenontheslightestoccasions,andwhenleastsuspected。
ThusithappenedtoMrs。Partridge,whohadsubmittedfouryearstoherhusband’steachingthisyoungwoman,andhadsufferedheroftentoneglectherworkinordertopursueherlearning。For,passingbyoneday,asthegirlwasreading,andhermasterleaningoverher,thegirl,Iknownotforwhatreason,suddenlystartedupfromherchair:andthiswasthefirsttimethatsuspicioneverenteredintotheheadofhermistress。
Thisdidnot,however,atthattimediscoveritself,butlaylurkinginhermind,likeaconcealedenemy,whowaitsforareinforcementofadditionalstrengthbeforeheopenlydeclareshimselfandproceedsuponhostileoperations:andsuchadditionalstrengthsoonarrivedtocorroboratehersuspicion;fornotlongafter,thehusbandandwifebeingatdinner,themastersaidtohismaid,Damihialiquidpotum:uponwhichthepoorgirlsmiled,perhapsatthebadnessoftheLatin,and,whenhermistresscasthereyesonher,blushed,possiblywithaconsciousnessofhavinglaughedathermaster。Mrs。
Partridge,uponthis,immediatelyfellintoafury,anddischargedthetrencheronwhichshewaseating,attheheadofpoorJenny,cryingout,\"Youimpudentwhore,doyouplaytrickswithmyhusbandbeforemyface?\"andatthesameinstantrosefromherchairwithaknifeinherhand,withwhich,mostprobably,shewouldhaveexecutedverytragicalvengeance,hadnotthegirltakentheadvantageofbeingnearerthedoorthanhermistress,andavoidedherfurybyrunningaway:for,astothepoorhusband,whethersurprizehadrenderedhimmotionless,orfearwhichisfullasprobablehadrestrainedhimfromventuringatanyopposition,hesatstaringandtremblinginhischair;nordidheonceoffertomoveorspeak,tillhiswife,returningfromthepursuitofJenny,madesomedefensivemeasuresnecessaryforhisownpreservation;andhelikewisewasobligedtoretreat,aftertheexampleofthemaid。
Thisgoodwomanwas,nomorethanOthello,ofadispositionTomakealifeofjealousy,AndfollowstillthechangesofthemoonWithfreshsuspicions-
Withher,aswellashim,——Tobeonceindoubt,Wasoncetoberesolv’d——
shethereforeorderedJennyimmediatelytopackupherallsandbegone,forthatshewasdeterminedsheshouldnotsleepthatnightwithinherwalls。
Mr。Partridgehadprofitedtoomuchbyexperiencetointerposeinamatterofthisnature。Hethereforehadrecoursetohisusualreceiptofpatience;for,thoughhewasnotagreatadeptinLatin,heremembered,andwellunderstood,theadvicecontainedinthesewords:——
Levefit,quodbeneferturonus-
inEnglish:
Aburdenbecomeslightestwhenitiswellborne-
whichhehadalwaysinhismouth;andofwhich,tosaythetruth,hehadoftenoccasiontoexperiencethetruth。
Jennyofferedtomakeprotestationsofherinnocence;butthetempestwastoostrongforhertobeheard。Shethenbetookherselftothebusinessofpacking,forwhichasmallquantityofbrownpapersufficed;and,havingreceivedhersmallpittanceofwages,shereturnedhome。
Theschoolmasterandhisconsortpassedtheirtimeunpleasantlyenoughthatevening;butsomethingorotherhappenedbeforethenextmorning,whichalittleabatedthefuryofMrs。Partridge;andsheatlengthadmittedherhusbandtomakehisexcuses:towhichshegavethereadierbelief,ashehad,insteadofdesiringhertorecallJenny,professedasatisfactioninherbeingdismissed,saying,shewasgrownoflittleuseasaservant,spendingallhertimeinreading,andwasbecome,moreover,verypertandobstinate;for,indeed,sheandhermasterhadlatelyhadfrequentdisputesinliterature;inwhich,ashathbeensaid,shewasbecomegreatlyhissuperior。This,however,hewouldbynomeansallow;andashecalledherpersistingintheright,obstinacy,hebegantohateherwithnosmallinveteracy。
Chapter4
Containingoneofthemostbloodybattles,orratherduels,thatwereeverrecordedindomestichistoryForthereasonsmentionedintheprecedingchapter,andfromsomeothermatrimonialconcessions,wellknowntomosthusbands,andwhich,likethesecretsoffreemasonry,shouldbedivulgedtononewhoarenotmembersofthathonourablefraternity,Mrs。Partridgewasprettywellsatisfiedthatshehadcondemnedherhusbandwithoutcause,andendeavouredbyactsofkindnesstomakehimamendsforherfalsesuspicion。Herpassionswereindeedequallyviolent,whicheverwaytheyinclined;forasshecouldbeextremelyangry,socouldshebealtogetherasfond。
Butthoughthesepassionsordinarilysucceedeachother,andscarcetwenty-fourhourseverpassedinwhichthepedagoguewasnot,insomedegree,theobjectofboth;yet,onextraordinaryoccasions,whenthepassionofangerhadragedveryhigh,theremissionwasusuallylonger:andsowasthecaseatpresent;forshecontinuedlongerinastateofaffability,afterthisfitofjealousywasended,thanherhusbandhadeverknownbefore:and,haditnotbeenforsomelittleexercises,whichallthefollowersofXantippeareobligedtoperformdaily,Mr。Partridgewouldhaveenjoyedaperfectserenityofseveralmonths。
Perfectcalmsatseaarealwayssuspectedbytheexperiencedmarinertobetheforerunnersofastorm:andIknowsomepersons,who,withoutbeinggenerallythedevoteesofsuperstition,areapttoapprehendthatgreatandunusualpeaceortranquillitywillbeattendedwithitsopposite。Forwhichreasontheantientsused,onsuchoccasions,tosacrificetothegoddessNemesis,adeitywhowasthoughtbythemtolookwithaninvidiouseyeonhumanfelicity,andtohaveapeculiardelightinoverturningit。
Asweareveryfarfrombelievinginanysuchheathengoddess,orfromencouraginganysuperstition,sowewishMr。JohnFr——,orsomeothersuchphilosopher,wouldbestirhimselfalittle,inordertofindouttherealcauseofthissuddentransitionfromgoodtobadfortune,whichhathbeensooftenremarked,andofwhichweshallproceedtogiveaninstance;foritisourprovincetorelatefacts,andweshallleavecausestopersonsofmuchhighergenius。
Mankindhavealwaystakengreatdelightinknowinganddescantingontheactionsofothers。Hencetherehavebeen,inallagesandnations,certainplacessetapartforpublicrendezvous,wherethecuriousmightmeetandsatisfytheirmutualcuriosity。Amongthese,thebarbers’shopshavejustlybornethepreeminence。AmongtheGreeks,barbers’newswasaproverbialexpression;andHorace,inoneofhisepistles,makeshonourablementionoftheRomanbarbersinthesamelight。
ThoseofEnglandareknowntobenowiseinferiortotheirGreekorRomanpredecessors。Youthereseeforeignaffairsdiscussedinamannerlittleinferiortothatwithwhichtheyarehandledinthecoffee-houses;anddomesticoccurrencesaremuchmorelargelyandfreelytreatedintheformerthaninthelatter。Butthisservesonlyforthemen。Now,whereasthefemalesofthiscountry,especiallythoseofthelowerorder,doassociatethemselvesmuchmorethanthoseofothernations,ourpolitywouldbehighlydeficient,iftheyhadnotsomeplacesetapartlikewisefortheindulgenceoftheircuriosity,seeingtheyareinthisnowayinferiortotheotherhalfofthespecies。
Inenjoying,therefore,suchplaceofrendezvous,theBritishfairoughttoesteemthemselvesmorehappythananyoftheirforeignsisters;asIdonotremembereithertohavereadinhistory,ortohaveseeninmytravels,anythingofthelikekind。
Thisplacethenisnootherthanthechandler’sshop,theknownseatofallthenews;or,asitisvulgarlycalled,gossiping,ineveryparishinEngland。
Mrs。Partridgebeingonedayatthisassemblyoffemales,wasaskedbyoneofherneighbours,ifshehadheardnonewslatelyofJennyJones?Towhichsheansweredinthenegative。Uponthistheotherreplied,withasmile,ThattheparishwasverymuchobligedtoherforhavingturnedJennyawayasshedid。
Mrs。Partridge,whosejealousy,asthereaderwellknows,waslongsincecured,andwhohadnootherquarreltohermaid,answeredboldly,Shedidnotknowanyobligationtheparishhadtoheronthataccount;forshebelievedJennyhadscarceleftherequalbehindher。
\"No,truly,\"saidthegossip,\"Ihopenot,thoughIfancywehaveslutsenowtoo。Thenyouhavenotheard,itseems,thatshehathbeenbroughttobedoftwobastards?butastheyarenotbornhere,myhusbandandtheotheroverseersaysweshallnotbeobligedtokeepthem。\"
\"Twobastards!\"answeredMrs。Partridgehastily:\"yousurprizeme!I
don’tknowwhetherwemustkeepthem;butIamsuretheymusthavebeenbegottenhere,forthewenchhathnotbeenninemonthsgoneaway。\"
Nothingcanbesoquickandsuddenastheoperationsofthemind,especiallywhenhope,orfear,orjealousy,towhichthetwoothersarebutjourneymen,setittowork。Itoccurredinstantlytoher,thatJennyhadscarceeverbeenoutofherownhousewhileshelivedwithher。Theleaningoverthechair,thesuddenstartingup,theLatin,thesmile,andmanyotherthings,rusheduponherallatonce。ThesatisfactionherhusbandexpressedinthedepartureofJenny,appearednowtobeonlydissembled;again,inthesameinstant,tobereal;butyettoconfirmherjealousy,proceedingfromsatiety,andahundredotherbadcauses。Inaword,shewasconvincedofherhusband’sguilt,andimmediatelylefttheassemblyinconfusion。
AsfairGrimalkin,who,thoughtheyoungestofthefelinefamily,degeneratesnotinferocityfromtheelderbranchesofherhouse,andthoughinferiorinstrength,isequalinfiercenesstothenobletigerhimself,whenalittlemouse,whomithathlongtormentedinsport,escapesfromherclutchesforawhile,frets,scolds,growls,swears;butifthetrunk,orbox,behindwhichthemouselayhidbeagainremoved,sheflieslikelightningonherprey,and,withenvenomedwrath,bites,scratches,mumbles,andtearsthelittleanimal。
NotwithlessfurydidMrs。Partridgeflyonthepoorpedagogue。Hertongue,teeth,andhands,fellalluponhimatonce。Hiswigwasinaninstanttornfromhishead,hisshirtfromhisback,andfromhisfacedescendedfivestreamsofblood,denotingthenumberofclawswithwhichnaturehadunhappilyarmedtheenemy。
Mr。Partridgeactedforsometimeonthedefensiveonly;indeedheattemptedonlytoguardhisfacewithhishands;butashefoundthathisantagonistabatednothingofherrage,hethoughthemight,atleast,endeavourtodisarmher,orrathertoconfineherarms;indoingwhichhercapfelloffinthestruggle,andherhairbeingtooshorttoreachhershoulders,erecteditselfonherhead;herstayslikewise,whichwerelacedthroughonesingleholeatthebottom,burstopen;andherbreasts,whichweremuchmoreredundantthanherhair,hungdownbelowhermiddle;herfacewaslikewisemarkedwiththebloodofherhusband:herteethgnashedwithrage;andfire,suchassparklesfromasmith’sforge,dartedfromhereyes。Sothat,altogether,thisAmazonianheroinemighthavebeenanobjectofterrortoamuchboldermanthanMr。Partridge。
Hehad,atlength,thegoodfortune,bygettingpossessionofherarms,torenderthoseweaponswhichsheworeattheendsofherfingersuseless;whichshenosoonerperceived,thanthesoftnessofhersexprevailedoverherrage,andshepresentlydissolvedintears,whichsoonafterconcludedinafit。
ThatsmallshareofsensewhichMr。Partridgehadhithertopreservedthroughthissceneoffury,ofthecauseofwhichhewashithertoignorant,nowutterlyabandonedhim。Heraninstantlyintothestreet,hallowingoutthathiswifewasintheagoniesofdeath,andbeseechingtheneighbourstoflywiththeutmosthastetoherassistance。Severalgoodwomenobeyedhissummons,whoenteringhishouse,andapplyingtheusualremediesonsuchoccasions,Mrs。
Partridgewasatlength,tothegreatjoyofherhusband,broughttoherself。
Assoonasshehadalittlerecollectedherspirits,andsomewhatcomposedherselfwithacordial,shebegantoinformthecompanyofthemanifoldinjuriesshehadreceivedfromherhusband;who,shesaid,wasnotcontentedtoinjureherinherbed;but,uponherupbraidinghimwithit,hadtreatedherinthecruelestmannerimaginable;hadtorehercapandhairfromherhead,andherstaysfromherbody,givingher,atthesametime,severalblows,themarksofwhichsheshouldcarrytothegrave。
Thepoorman,whoboreonhisfacemanymorevisiblemarksoftheindignationofhiswife,stoodinsilentastonishmentatthisaccusation;whichthereaderwill,Ibelieve,bearwitnessforhim,hadgreatlyexceededthetruth;forindeedhehadnotstruckheronce;
andthissilencebeinginterpretedtobeaconfessionofthechargebythewholecourt,theyallbeganatonce,unavoce,*torebukeandrevilehim,repeatingoften,thatnonebutacowardeverstruckawoman。
*Inonevoice。
Mr。Partridgeboreallthispatiently;butwhenhiswifeappealedtothebloodonherface,asanevidenceofhisbarbarity,hecouldnothelplayingclaimtohisownblood,forsoitreallywas;ashethoughtitveryunnatural,thatthisshouldriseupaswearetaughtthatofamurderedpersonoftendothinvengeanceagainsthim。
Tothisthewomenmadenootheranswer,thanthatitwasapityithadnotcomefromhisheart,insteadofhisface;alldeclaring,that,iftheirhusbandsshouldlifttheirhandsagainstthem,theywouldhavetheirhearts’bloodsoutoftheirbodies。
Aftermuchadmonitionforwhatwaspast,andmuchgoodadvicetoMr。
Partridgeforhisfuturebehaviour,thecompanyatlengthdeparted,andleftthehusbandandwifetoapersonalconferencetogether,inwhichMr。Partridgesoonlearnedthecauseofallhissufferings。
Chapter5
ContainingmuchmattertoexercisethejudgmentandreflectionofthereaderIbelieveitisatrueobservation,thatfewsecretsaredivulgedtoonepersononly;butcertainly,itwouldbenexttoamiraclethatafactofthiskindshouldbeknowntoawholeparish,andnottranspireanyfarther。
And,indeed,averyfewdayshadpast,beforethecountry,touseacommonphrase,rungoftheschoolmasterofLittleBaddington;whowassaidtohavebeatenhiswifeinthemostcruelmanner。Nay,insomeplacesitwasreportedhehadmurderedher;inothers,thathehadbrokeherarms;inothers,herlegs:inshort,therewasscarceaninjurywhichcanbedonetoahumancreature,butwhatMrs。
Partridgewassomewhereorotheraffirmedtohavereceivedfromherhusband。
Thecauseofthisquarrelwaslikewisevariouslyreported;forassomepeoplesaidthatMrs。Partridgehadcaughtherhusbandinbedwithhismaid,somanyotherreasons,ofaverydifferentkind,wentabroad。Nay,sometransferredtheguilttothewife,andthejealousytothehusband。
Mrs。Wilkinshadlongagoheardofthisquarrel;but,asadifferentcausefromthetrueonehadreachedherears,shethoughtpropertoconcealit;andtherather,perhaps,astheblamewasuniversallylaidonMr。Partridge;andhiswife,whenshewasservanttoMr。Allworthy,hadinsomethingoffendedMrs。Wilkins,whowasnotofaveryforgivingtemper。
ButMrs。Wilkins,whoseeyescouldseeobjectsatadistance,andwhocouldverywelllookforwardafewyearsintofuturity,hadperceivedastronglikelihoodofCaptainBlifil’sbeinghereafterhermaster;andassheplainlydiscernedthatthecaptainborenogreatgoodwilltothelittlefoundling,shefancieditwouldberenderinghimanagreeableservice,ifshecouldmakeanydiscoveriesthatmightlessentheaffectionwhichMr。Allworthyseemedtohavecontractedforthischild,andwhichgavevisibleuneasinesstothecaptain,whocouldnotentirelyconcealitevenbeforeAllworthyhimself;thoughhiswife,whoactedherpartmuchbetterinpublic,frequentlyrecommendedtohimherownexample,ofconnivingatthefollyofherbrother,which,shesaid,sheatleastaswellperceived,andasmuchresented,asanyotherpossiblycould。
Mrs。Wilkinshavingtherefore,byaccident,gottenatruescentoftheabovestory,thoughlongafterithadhappened,failednottosatisfyherselfthoroughlyofalltheparticulars;andthenacquaintedthecaptain,thatshehadatlastdiscoveredthetruefatherofthelittlebastard,whichshewassorry,shesaid,toseehermasterlosehisreputationinthecountry,bytakingsomuchnoticeof。
Thecaptainchidherfortheconclusionofherspeech,asanimproperassuranceinjudgingofhermaster’sactions:forifhishonour,orhisunderstanding,wouldhavesufferedthecaptaintomakeanalliancewithMrs。Wilkins,hispridewouldbynomeanshaveadmittedit。Andtosaythetruth,thereisnoconductlesspolitic,thantoenterintoanyconfederacywithyourfriend’sservantsagainsttheirmaster:forbythesemeansyouafterwardsbecometheslaveoftheseveryservants;bywhomyouareconstantlyliabletobebetrayed。
Andthisconsideration,perhapsitwas,whichpreventedCaptainBlifilfrombeingmoreexplicitwithMrs。Wilkins,orfromencouragingtheabusewhichshehadbestowedonAllworthy。
ButthoughhedeclarednosatisfactiontoMrs。Wilkinsatthisdiscovery,heenjoyednotalittlefromitinhisownmind,andresolvedtomakethebestuseofithewasable。
Hekeptthismatteralongtimeconcealedwithinhisownbreast,inhopesthatMr。Allworthymighthearitfromsomeotherperson;
butMrs。Wilkins,whethersheresentedthecaptain’sbehaviour,orwhetherhiscunningwasbeyondher,andshefearedthediscoverymightdispleasehim,neverafterwardsopenedherlipsaboutthematter。
Ihavethoughtitsomewhatstrange,uponreflection,thatthehousekeeperneveracquaintedMrs。Blifilwiththisnews,aswomenaremoreinclinedtocommunicateallpiecesofintelligencetotheirownsex,thantoours。Theonlyway,asitappearstome,ofsolvingthisdifficulty,is,byimputingittothatdistancewhichwasnowgrownbetweentheladyandthehousekeeper:whetherthisarosefromajealousyinMrs。Blifil,thatWilkinsshowedtoogreatarespecttothefoundling;forwhileshewasendeavouringtoruinthelittleinfant,inordertoingratiateherselfwiththecaptain,shewaseverydaymoreandmorecommendingitbeforeAllworthy,ashisfondnessforiteverydayincreased。This,notwithstandingallthecareshetookatothertimestoexpressthedirectcontrarytoMrs。Blifil,perhapsoffendedthatdelicatelady,whocertainlynowhatedMrs。
Wilkins;andthoughshedidnot,orpossiblycouldnot,absolutelyremoveherfromherplace,shefound,however,themeansofmakingherlifeveryuneasy。ThisMrs。Wilkins,atlength,soresented,thatsheveryopenlyshowedallmannerofrespectandfondnesstolittleTommy,inoppositiontoMrs。Blifil。
Thecaptain,therefore,findingthestoryindangerofperishing,atlasttookanopportunitytorevealithimself。
HewasonedayengagedwithMr。Allworthyinadiscourseoncharity:
inwhichthecaptain,withgreatlearning,provedtoMr。Allworthy,thatthewordcharityinScripturenowheremeansbeneficenceorgenerosity。
\"TheChristianreligion,\"hesaid,\"wasinstitutedformuchnoblerpurposes,thantoenforcealessonwhichmanyheathenphilosophershadtaughtuslongbefore,andwhich,thoughitmightperhapsbecalledamoralvirtue,savouredbutlittleofthatsublime,Christian-likedisposition,thatvastelevationofthought,inpurityapproachingtoangelicperfection,tobeattained,expressed,andfeltonlybygrace。Those,\"hesaid,\"camenearertotheScripturemeaning,whounderstoodbyitcandour,ortheformingofabenevolentopinionofourbrethren,andpassingafavourablejudgmentontheiractions;avirtuemuchhigher,andmoreextensiveinitsnature,thanapitifuldistributionofalms,which,thoughwewouldneversomuchprejudice,orevenruinourfamilies,couldneverreachmany;
whereascharity,intheotherandtruersense,mightbeextendedtoallmankind。\"
Hesaid,\"Consideringwhothediscipleswere,itwouldbeabsurdtoconceivethedoctrineofgenerosity,orgivingalms,tohavebeenpreachedtothem。And,aswecouldnotwellimaginethisdoctrineshouldbepreachedbyitsDivineAuthortomenwhocouldnotpractiseit,muchlessshouldwethinkitunderstoodsobythosewhocanpractiseit,anddonot。
\"Butthough,\"continuedhe,\"thereis,Iamafraid,littlemeritinthesebenefactions,therewould,Imustconfess,bemuchpleasureinthemtoagoodmind,ifitwasnotabatedbyoneconsideration。I
mean,thatweareliabletobeimposedupon,andtoconferourchoicestfavoursoftenontheundeserving,asyoumustownwasyourcaseinyourbountytothatworthlessfellowPartridge:fortwoorthreesuchexamplesmustgreatlylessentheinwardsatisfactionwhichagoodmanwouldotherwisefindingenerosity;nay,mayevenmakehimtimorousinbestowing,lestheshouldbeguiltyofsupportingvice,andencouragingthewicked;acrimeofaveryblackdye,andforwhichitwillbynomeansbeasufficientexcuse,thatwehavenotactuallyintendedsuchanencouragement;unlesswehaveusedtheutmostcautioninchusingtheobjectsofourbeneficence。A
considerationwhich,Imakenodoubt,hathgreatlycheckedtheliberalityofmanyaworthyandpiousman。\"
Mr。Allworthyanswered,\"HecouldnotdisputewiththecaptainintheGreeklanguage,andthereforecouldsaynothingastothetruesenseofthewordwhichistranslatedcharity;butthathehadalwaysthoughtitwasinterpretedtoconsistinaction,andthatgivingalmsconstitutedatleastonebranchofthatvirtue。
\"Astothemeritoriouspart,\"hesaid,\"hereadilyagreedwiththecaptain;forwherecouldbethemeritofbarelydischargingaduty?
which,\"hesaid,\"lettheworldcharityhavewhatconstructionitwould,itsufficientlyappearedtobefromthewholetenoroftheNewTestament。Andashethoughtitanindispensableduty,enjoinedbothbytheChristianlaw,andbythelawofnatureitself;sowasitwithalsopleasant,thatifanydutycouldbesaidtobeitsownreward,ortopayuswhilewearedischargingit,itwasthis。
\"Toconfessthetruth,\"saidhe,\"thereisonedegreeofgenerosityofcharityIwouldhavecalledit,whichseemstohavesomeshowofmerit,andthatis,where,fromaprincipleofbenevolenceandChristianlove,webestowonanotherwhatwereallywantourselves;where,inordertolessenthedistressesofanother,wecondescendtosharesomepartofthem,bygivingwhatevenourownnecessitiescannotwellspare。Thisis,Ithink,meritorious;
buttorelieveourbrethrenonlywithoursuperfluities;tobecharitableImustusethewordratherattheexpenseofourcoffersthanourselves;tosaveseveralfamiliesfrommiseryratherthanhangupanextraordinarypictureinourhousesorgratifyanyotheridleridiculousvanity-thisseemstobeonlybeinghumancreatures。Nay,Iwillventuretogofarther,itisbeinginsomedegreeepicures:forwhatcouldthegreatestepicurewishratherthantoeatwithmanymouthsinsteadofone?whichIthinkmaybepredicatedofanyonewhoknowsthatthebreadofmanyisowingtohisownlargesses。
\"Astotheapprehensionofbestowingbountyonsuchasmayhereafterproveunworthyobjects,becausemanyhaveprovedsuch;surelyitcanneverdeteragoodmanfromgenerosity。Idonotthinkafewormanyexamplesofingratitudecanjustifyaman’shardeninghisheartagainstthedistressesofhisfellow-creatures;nordoIbelieveitcaneverhavesucheffectonatrulybenevolentmind。Nothinglessthanapersuasionofuniversaldepravitycanlockupthecharityofagoodman;andthispersuasionmustleadhim,Ithink,eitherintoatheism,orenthusiasm;butsurelyitisunfairtoarguesuchuniversaldepravityfromafewviciousindividuals;norwasthis,I
believe,everdonebyaman,who,uponsearchinghisownmind,foundonecertainexceptiontothegeneralrule。\"Hethenconcludedbyasking,\"whothatPartridgewas,whomhehadcalledaworthlessfellow?\"
\"Imean,\"saidthecaptain,\"Partridgethebarber,theschoolmaster,whatdoyoucallhim?Partridge,thefatherofthelittlechildwhichyoufoundinyourbed。\"
Mr。Allworthyexprestgreatsurprizeatthisaccount,andthecaptainasgreatathisignoranceofit;forhesaidhehadknownitaboveamonth:andatlengthrecollectedwithmuchdifficultythathewastolditbyMrs。Wilkins。
Uponthis,Wilkinswasimmediatelysummoned;whohavingconfirmedwhatthecaptainhadsaid,wasbyMr。Allworthy,byandwiththecaptain’sadvice,dispatchedtoLittleBaddington,toinformherselfofthetruthofthefact:forthecaptainexprestgreatdislikeatallhastyproceedingsincriminalmatters,andsaidhewouldbynomeanshaveMr。Allworthytakeanyresolutioneithertotheprejudiceofthechildoritsfather,beforehewassatisfiedthatthelatterwasguilty;forthoughhehadprivatelysatisfiedhimselfofthisfromoneofPartridge’sneighbours,yethewastoogeneroustogiveanysuchevidencetoMr。Allworthy。
Chapter6
ThetrialofPartridge,theschoolmaster,forincontinency;theevidenceofhiswife;ashortreflectiononthewisdomofourlaw;
withothergravematters,whichthosewilllikebestwhounderstandthemmostItmaybewonderedthatastorysowellknown,andwhichhadfurnishedsomuchmatterofconversation,shouldneverhavebeenmentionedtoMr。Allworthyhimself,whowasperhapstheonlypersoninthatcountrywhohadneverheardofit。
Toaccountinsomemeasureforthistothereader,Ithinkpropertoinformhim,thattherewasnooneinthekingdomlessinterestedinopposingthatdoctrineconcerningthemeaningofthewordcharity,whichhathbeenseenintheprecedingchapter,thanourgoodman。
Indeed,hewasequallyintitledtothisvirtueineithersense;forasnomanwasevermoresensibleofthewants,ormorereadytorelievethedistressesofothers,sononecouldbemoretenderoftheircharacters,orslowertobelieveanythingtotheirdisadvantage。
Scandal,therefore,neverfoundanyaccesstohistable;forasithathbeenlongsinceobservedthatyoumayknowamanbyhiscompanions,soIwillventuretosay,that,byattendingtotheconversationatagreatman’stable,youmaysatisfyyourselfofhisreligion,hispolitics,histaste,andindeedofhisentiredisposition:forthoughafewoddfellowswilluttertheirownsentimentsinallplaces,yetmuchthegreaterpartofmankindhaveenoughofthecourtiertoaccommodatetheirconversationtothetasteandinclinationoftheirsuperiors。
ButtoreturntoMrs。Wilkins,who,havingexecutedhercommissionwithgreatdispatch,thoughatfifteenmilesdistance,broughtbacksuchconfirmationoftheschoolmaster’sguilt,thatMr。Allworthydeterminedtosendforthecriminal,andexaminehimvivavoce。Mr。
Partridge,therefore,wassummonedtoattend,inordertohisdefenceifhecouldmakeanyagainstthisaccusation。
Atthetimeappointed,beforeMr。Allworthyhimself,atParadise-hall,cameaswellthesaidPartridge,withAnne,hiswife,asMrs。Wilkinshisaccuser。
AndnowMr。Allworthybeingseatedinthechairofjustice,Mr。
Partridgewasbroughtbeforehim。HavingheardhisaccusationfromthemouthofMrs。Wilkins,hepleadednotguilty,makingmanyvehementprotestationsofhisinnocence。
Mrs。Partridgewasthenexamined,who,afteramodestapologyforbeingobligedtospeakthetruthagainstherhusband,relatedallthecircumstanceswithwhichthereaderhathalreadybeenacquainted;andatlastconcludedwithherhusband’sconfessionofhisguilt。
Whethershehadforgivenhimorno,Iwillnotventuretodetermine;
butitiscertainshewasanunwillingwitnessinthiscause;anditisprobablefromcertainotherreasons,wouldneverhavebeenbroughttodeposeasshedid,hadnotMrs。Wilkins,withgreatart,fishedalloutofheratherownhouse,andhadshenotindeedmadepromises,inMr。Allworthy’sname,thatthepunishmentofherhusbandshouldnotbesuchasmightanywiseaffecthisfamily。
Partridgestillpersistedinassertinghisinnocence,thoughheadmittedhehadmadetheabove-mentionedconfession;whichhehoweverendeavouredtoaccountfor,byprotestingthathewasforcedintoitbythecontinuedimportunitysheused:whovowed,that,asshewassureofhisguilt,shewouldneverleavetormentinghimtillhehadownedit;andfaithfullypromised,that,insuchcase,shewouldnevermentionittohimmore。Hence,hesaid,hehadbeeninducedfalselytoconfesshimselfguilty,thoughhewasinnocent;andthathebelievedheshouldhaveconfestamurderfromthesamemotive。
Mrs。Partridgecouldnotbearthisimputationwithpatience;andhavingnootherremedyinthepresentplacebuttears,shecalledforthaplentifulassistancefromthem,andthenaddressingherselftoMr。Allworthy,shesaidorrathercried,\"Mayitpleaseyourworship,thereneverwasanypoorwomansoinjuredasIambythatbaseman;forthisisnottheonlyinstanceofhisfalsehoodtome。
No,mayitpleaseyourworship,hehathinjuredmybedmany’sthegoodtimeandoften。Icouldhaveputupwithhisdrunkennessandneglectofhisbusiness,ifhehadnotbrokeoneofthesacredcommandments。
Besides,ifithadbeenoutofdoorsIhadnotmattereditsomuch;
butwithmyownservant,inmyownhouse,undermyownroof,todefilemyownchastebed,whichtobesurehehath,withhisbeastlystinkingwhores。Yes,youvillain,youhavedefiledmyownbed,youhave;andthenyouhavechargedmewithbullockingyouintoowningthetruth。Isitverylikely,an’tpleaseyourworship,thatIshouldbullockhim?I
havemarksenowaboutmybodytoshowofhiscrueltytome。Ifyouhadbeenaman,youvillain,youwouldhavescornedtoinjureawomaninthatmanner。Butyouan’thalfaman,youknowit。Norhaveyoubeenhalfahusbandtome。Youneedrunafterwhores,youneed,whenI’msure——Andsinceheprovokesme,Iamready,an’tpleaseyourworship,totakemybodilyoaththatIfoundthema-bedtogether。
What,youhaveforgot,Isuppose,whenyoubeatmeintoafit,andmadethebloodrundownmyforehead,becauseIonlycivillytaxedyouwithadultery!butIcanproveitbyallmyneighbours。Youhavealmostbrokemyheart,youhave,youhave。\"
HereMr。Allworthyinterrupted,andbeggedhertobepacified,promisingherthatsheshouldhavejustice;thenturningtoPartridge,whostoodaghast,onehalfofhiswitsbeinghurriedawaybysurprizeandtheotherhalfbyfear,hesaidhewassorrytoseetherewassowickedamanintheworld。Heassuredhimthathisprevaricatingandlyingbackwardandforwardwasagreataggravationofhisguilt;forwhichtheonlyatonementhecouldmakewasbyconfessionandrepentance。Heexhortedhim,therefore,tobeginbyimmediatelyconfessingthefact,andnottopersistindenyingwhatwassoplainlyprovedagainsthimevenbyhisownwife。
Here,reader,Ibegyourpatienceamoment,whileImakeajustcomplimenttothegreatwisdomandsagacityofourlaw,whichrefusestoadmittheevidenceofawifefororagainstherhusband。
This,saysacertainlearnedauthor,who,Ibelieve,wasneverquotedbeforeinanybutalaw-book,wouldbethemeansofcreatinganeternaldissensionbetweenthem。Itwould,indeed,bethemeansofmuchperjury,andofmuchwhipping,fining,imprisoning,transporting,andhanging。
Partridgestoodawhilesilent,till,beingbidtospeak,hesaidhehadalreadyspokenthetruth,andappealedtoHeavenforhisinnocence,andlastlytothegirlherself,whomhedesiredhisworshipimmediatelytosendfor;forhewasignorant,oratleastpretendedtobeso,thatshehadleftthatpartofthecountry。
Mr。Allworthy,whosenaturalloveofjustice,joinedtohiscoolnessoftemper,madehimalwaysamostpatientmagistrateinhearingallthewitnesseswhichanaccusedpersoncouldproduceinhisdefence,agreedtodeferhisfinaldeterminationofthismattertillthearrivalofJenny,forwhomheimmediatelydispatchedamessenger;
andthenhavingrecommendedpeacebetweenPartridgeandhiswifethoughheaddressedhimselfchieflytothewrongperson,heappointedthemtoattendagainthethirdday;forhehadsentJennyawholeday’sjourneyfromhisownhouse。
Attheappointedtimethepartiesallassembled,whenthemessengerreturningbroughtword,thatJennywasnottobefound;
forthatshehadleftherhabitationafewdaysbefore,incompanywitharecruitingofficer。
Mr。Allworthythendeclaredthattheevidenceofsuchaslutassheappearedtobewouldhavedeservednocredit;buthesaidhecouldnothelpthinkingthat,hadshebeenpresent,andwouldhavedeclaredthetruth,shemusthaveconfirmedwhatsomanycircumstances,togetherwithhisownconfession,andthedeclarationofhiswifethatshehadcaughtherhusbandinthefact,didsufficientlyprove。HethereforeoncemoreexhortedPartridgetoconfess;buthestillavowinghisinnocence,Mr。Allworthydeclaredhimselfsatisfiedofhisguilt,andthathewastoobadamantoreceiveanyencouragementfromhim。Hethereforedeprivedhimofhisannuity,andrecommendedrepentancetohimonaccountofanotherworld,andindustrytomaintainhimselfandhiswifeinthis。
Therewerenot,perhaps,manymoreunhappypersonsthanpoorPartridge。Hehadlostthebestpartofhisincomebytheevidenceofhiswife,andyetwasdailyupbraidedbyherforhaving,amongotherthings,beentheoccasionofdeprivingherofthatbenefit;
butsuchwashisfortune,andhewasobligedtosubmittoit。
ThoughIcalledhimpoorPartridgeinthelastparagraph,Iwouldhavethereaderratherimputethatepithettothecompassioninmytemperthanconceiveittobeanydeclarationofhisinnocence。
Whetherhewasinnocentornotwillperhapsappearhereafter;butifthehistoricmusehathentrustedmewithanysecrets,Iwillbynomeansbeguiltyofdiscoveringthemtillsheshallgivemeleave。
Herethereforethereadermustsuspendhiscuriosity。Certainitisthat,whateverwasthetruthofthecase,therewasevidencemorethansufficienttoconvicthimbeforeAllworthy;indeed,muchlesswouldhavesatisfiedabenchofjusticesonanorderofbastardy;
andyet,notwithstandingthepositivenessofMrs。Partridge,whowouldhavetakenthesacramentuponthematter,thereisapossibilitythattheschoolmasterwasentirelyinnocent:forthoughitappearedclearoncomparingthetimewhenJennydepartedfromLittleBaddingtonwiththatofherdeliverythatshehadthereconceivedthisinfant,yetitbynomeansfollowedofnecessitythatPartridgemusthavebeenitsfather;for,toomitotherparticulars,therewasinthesamehousealadneareighteen,betweenwhomandJennytherehadsubsistedsufficientintimacytofoundareasonablesuspicion;andyet,soblindisjealousy,thiscircumstanceneveronceenteredintotheheadoftheenragedwife。
WhetherPartridgerepentedornot,accordingtoMr。Allworthy’sadvice,isnotsoapparent。Certainitisthathiswiferepentedheartilyoftheevidenceshehadgivenagainsthim:especiallywhenshefoundMrs。Deborahhaddeceivedher,andrefusedtomakeanyapplicationtoMr。Allworthyonherbehalf。Shehad,however,somewhatbettersuccesswithMrs。Blifil,whowas,asthereadermusthaveperceived,amuchbetter-temperedwoman,andverykindlyundertooktosolicitherbrothertorestoretheannuity;inwhich,thoughgood-naturemighthavesomeshare,yetastrongerandmorenaturalmotivewillappearinthenextchapter。
Thesesolicitationswereneverthelessunsuccessful:forthoughMr。
Allworthydidnotthink,withsomelatewriters,thatmercyconsistsonlyinpunishingoffenders;yethewasasfarfromthinkingthatitispropertothisexcellentqualitytopardongreatcriminalswantonly,withoutanyreasonwhatever。Anydoubtfulnessofthefact,oranycircumstanceofmitigation,wasneverdisregarded:butthepetitionsofanoffender,ortheintercessionsofothers,didnotintheleastaffecthim。Inaword,heneverpardonedbecausetheoffenderhimself,orhisfriends,wereunwillingthatheshouldbepunished。
Partridgeandhiswifewerethereforebothobligedtosubmittotheirfate;whichwasindeedsevereenough:forsofarwashefromdoublinghisindustryontheaccountofhislessenedincome,thathedidinamannerabandonhimselftodespair;andashewasbynatureindolent,thatvicenowincreaseduponhim,whichmeanshelostthelittleschoolhehad;sothatneitherhiswifenorhimselfwouldhavehadanybreadtoeat,hadnotthecharityofsomegoodChristianinterposed,andprovidedthemwithwhatwasjustsufficientfortheirsustenance。
Asthissupportwasconveyedtothembyanunknownhand,theyimagined,andso,Idoubtnot,willthereader,thatMr。Allworthyhimselfwastheirsecretbenefactor;who,thoughhewouldnotopenlyencouragevice,couldyetprivatelyrelievethedistressesoftheviciousthemselves,whenthesebecametooexquisiteanddisproportionatetotheirdemerit。InwhichlighttheirwretchednessappearednowtoFortuneherself;forsheatlengthtookpityonthismiserablecouple,andconsiderablylessenedthewretchedstateofPartridge,byputtingafinalendtothatofhiswife,whosoonaftercaughtthesmall-pox,anddied。
ThejusticewhichMr。AllworthyhadexecutedonPartridgeatfirstmetwithuniversalapprobation;butnosoonerhadhefeltitsconsequences,thanhisneighboursbegantorelent,andtocompassionatehiscase;andpresentlyafter,toblamethatasrigourandseveritywhichtheybeforecalledjustice。Theynowexclaimedagainstpunishingincoldblood,andsangforththepraisesofmercyandforgiveness。
ThesecrieswereconsiderablyincreasedbythedeathofMrs。
Partridge,which,thoughowingtothedistemperabovementioned,whichisnoconsequenceofpovertyordistress,manywerenotashamedtoimputetoMr。Allworthy’sseverity,or,astheynowtermedit,cruelty。
Partridgehavingnowlosthiswife,hisschool,andhisannuity,andtheunknownpersonhavingnowdiscontinuedthelast-mentionedcharity,resolvedtochangethescene,andleftthecountry,wherehewasindangerofstarving,withtheuniversalcompassionofallhisneighbours。
Chapter7
Ashortsketchofthatfelicitywhichprudentcouplesmayextractfromhatred:withashortapologyforthosepeoplewhooverlookimperfectionsintheirfriendsThoughthecaptainhadeffectuallydemolishedpoorPartridge,yethadhenotreapedtheharvesthehopedfor,whichwastoturnthefoundlingoutofMr。Allworthy’shouse。
Onthecontrary,thatgentlemangreweverydayfonderoflittleTommy,asifheintendedtocounterbalancehisseveritytothefatherwithextraordinaryfondnessandaffectiontowardstheson。
Thisagooddealsouredthecaptain’stemper,asdidalltheotherdailyinstancesofMr。Allworthy’sgenerosity;forhelookedonallsuchlargessestobediminutionsofhisownwealth。
Inthis,wehavesaid,hedidnotagreewithhiswife;nor,indeed,inanythingelse:forthoughanaffectionplacedontheunderstandingis,bymanywisepersons,thoughtmoredurablethanthatwhichisfoundedonbeauty,yetithappenedotherwiseinthepresentcase。Nay,theunderstandingsofthiscoupleweretheirprincipalboneofcontention,andonegreatcauseofmanyquarrels,whichfromtimetotimearosebetweenthem;andwhichatlastended,onthesideofthelady,inasovereigncontemptforherhusband;andonthehusband’s,inanutterabhorrenceofhiswife。