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  TheProphetlowedhishead,andmetaphorically,threwupthesponge。

  \"LadyJulia,\"saidMrs。Merillia,inasoftvoicethatslightlytrembled,\"letusgoupstairs。\"

  Thetwooldladiesbowedwithtearfuldignity,andretiredwithasortofgentlemajestythatcuttheProphettotheheart。

  \"Onemoment,ifyouplease!\"hesaidtohisguests。

  Andhedartedoutoftheroomandleapedupthestairs。HefoundMrs。

  MerilliaandLadyJuliajustabouttodisposethemselvessidebysideuponasofanearthefire。Theyturnedandlookedathimwithreproachfuldoves’eyes。

  \"Grannie——LadyJulia!\"heexclaimed,\"Iimploreyourforgiveness。

  Pardonme!Appearancesareagainstme,Iknow。ButsomedayyoumayunderstandhowIamplaced。Mypositionis——my——mysituation——I——you——

  donotwhollycondemnme!Wait——waitafewdays,Iimploreyou!\"

  Herushedoutoftheroom。

  Thetwooldladiesseatedthemselvesuponthesofa,andtremblinglyspreadabroadtheirdamaskskirts。Theylookedateachotherinsilence,shakingtheirelegantheads。ThenMrs。Merilliasaid,inaflutteringvoice,——

  \"Oh,Julia,youwerealadyinwaitingtoHerMajesty,youwerekissedbythegreatDuke——tellme——tellmewhatitallmeans!\"

  \"Victoria,\"repliedLadyJulia,\"itmeansthatyourgrandsonhasfallenintotheclutchesofadangerousanddeterminedratcatcher。\"

  Andthenthetwooldladiesmingledtheirdamaskskirtsandtheirlacecapsandwept。

  CHAPTERXVIII

  THESILLYLIFE

  \"CallacabforSirTiglath,Mr。Ferdinand,\"whisperedtheProphet——\"afour—wheelerwithalamehorse。I’lltakebothMr。andMadameSagittariusinthebrougham。\"

  \"Mustthehorsebelame,sir?\"

  \"Yes。Iabsolutelydeclinetoencouragethepracticeofusinggoodhorsesinfour—wheeledcabs。It’sadisgracetothepooranimals。Itmustbeaverylamehorse。\"

  \"Yes,sir。\"

  AndMr。Ferdinand,standinguponthedoorstep,whistledtothenight。

  Strangetosay,inabouttwominutesthereappearedroundthecornertheverysamecabmanwhohadconveyedtheProphetandLadyEnidtotheastronomer’sonthepreviousday,drivingtheverysamehorse。

  \"Thishorsewilldoadmirably,\"saidtheProphettoMr。Ferdinand。

  \"Heisn’tlame,sir。\"

  \"P’r’apsnot;butheknowshowtotumbledown。SirTiglath,hereisacabforyou。Weshallgointhebrougham。ZoologicalHouse,Regent’sPark,isthedirection。Letmehelpyouin,Madame。\"

  AstheProphetgotintositbodkinbetweenhisoldandvaluedfriends,hewhisperedtothefootman,——

  \"TellSimkinstodriveasfastaspossible。Weareverylate。\"

  Thefootmantouchedhishat。Justasthecarriagemovedoff,theProphetprotrudedhisheadfromthewindow,andsawtheastronomerrollingintothefour—wheeler,thehorseofwhichimmediatelyfelldowninamostsatisfactorymanner。

  Therewasnogeneralconversationinthebrougham,buttheProphet,whowasobligedtositpartlyonMadame,andpartlyonMr。Sagittariusandpartlyonair,occasionallyheardinthedarknessathisbackterriblematrimonialwhisperings,whoseexacttenorhewasunabletocatch。OnceonlyheheardMadamesaysibilantlyandwithaviciousclick,——

  \"ImighthaveknownwhattoexpectwhenImarriedaProphet——whenI

  passedoverthe/ponsasinoribus/togivemyselftoa/monstramhorrendo/。\"

  Tothispatheticheart—cryMr。Sagittariusmadeaveryprolongedanswer。TheProphetknewitwasprolongedbecauseMr。Sagittariusalwayswhisperedinsuchamannerastoticklethenapeofhisneck。

  Buthecouldnothearanythingexceptasoundlikesteamescapingfromasmallpipe。Thesteamwentonescapinguntilthebroughampassedthroughagate,rolleddownadeclivity,anddrewupbeforeanenormousmansionwhosewindowsblazedwithlight。

  \"IsthistheZoologicalGardens?\"inquiredMadameinasternvoice。\"IsthisthehabitationofthewomanBridgeman?\"

  \"IsupposethisisZoologicalHouse,\"repliedtheProphet,slidingdecorouslyoffMadame’sleftkneeinpreparationfordescent。

  \"Mydarling!mylove!\"saidMr。Sagittarius。\"IswearupontheinfantheadofourCapricornusthatMrs。BridgemanandIare——\"

  \"Enough!\"criedMadame。\"/Jamsatus/!BesurethatIwillinquireintothismatter。\"

  Thecarriagedoorwasopenedand,withsomestruggling,theProphetandhistwovaluedfriendsemergedandspeedilyfoundthemselvesinaverylargehall,whichwasnearlyfullofverylargepowderedfootmen。Inthedistancetherewasthesoundofunitedfrivolities,abandoftwentyguitarsthrummingawilful/seguidilla/。Rosesbloomedoneveryside,andbeyondthehalltheybeheldavisionofilluminatedvistas,downwhichvaguefigurescameandwent。

  EvidentlywhenMrs。Bridgemanletherselfgosheletherselfgothoroughly。

  Mr。Sagittariusgazedabouthimwithawe—struckamazement,butMadamewasequaltotheoccasion。Shecasttherabbit—skinsimperiallytoaneighbouringflunkey,arrangedherhairandfichubeforeaglass,kickedoutherskirtwiththeheelofoneofthekidboots,nippedthegreenchiffonintoprominencewithdecisivefingers,andthen,turningtotheProphetwithallthemajestyofasuburbanempress,saidinapowerfulvoice,——

  \"Stepforward,Ibeg。/J’aipret/。\"

  TheProphet,thusencouraged,steppedforwardtowardsanaperturethatonordinarydayscontainedadoor,butthatnowcontainedastoutelderlylady,withhenna—dyedhair,apowderedface,blackeyebrowsandayellowgown,onwhichrestedalargenumberofjewelledornamentsthatlookedlikesmallbombs。Atthislady’selbowstoodafootmanwithanexceedinglypowerfulbassvoice,whoshoutedthenamesofapproachingguestsinamannersouncompromisingastobeterrific。

  Eachtimehesoshoutedthestoutladyfirststartedandthensmiled,thetwooperationssucceedingoneanotherwithalmostinconceivablerapidityandviolence。

  \"Whatname,sir?\"askedthefootmanoftheProphet,bendinghispowderedheadtillitwasonlyaboutsixfeettwoinchesfromthefloor。

  \"Mr。HennesseyVivian,\"repliedtheProphet,hesitatingastowhatheshouldadd。

  \"Mr。HemmerspeedVivian!\"roaredthefootman。\"Whatname,Madame?\"(toMadameSagittarius)。

  \"Mr。andMadameSagittariusofSagittariusLodge,theMouse!\"repliedtheladymajestically。

  \"Mr。——andMadame——Segerteribus——of——Segerteribus——Lodge,theMouse!\"

  bawledthefootman。

  Thestoutlady,whowasMrs。VaneBridgeman,startedandsmiled。

  \"Delightedtoseeyou,Mr。Segerteribus!\"shesaidtotheProphet。

  TheProphethastenedtoexplainthroughtheuproaroftwentyguitars。

  \"Mr。Vivianismyname。IthinkMissMinervaPartridge——\"

  Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。

  \"Ofcourse,\"sheexclaimed。\"Ofcourse。YouaretobekindenoughtointroducemesomedaytoMr。Sagi——Sagi——somethingorother,andIamtointroducehimtoSirTiglathButt,whenSirTiglathButthasbeenintroducedtomebydearMissPartridge。Itisalltoworkoutbeautifully。Yes,yes!Charming!charming!\"

  \"IhaveventuredtobringMr。andMadameSagittariuswithmeto—night,\"

  saidtheProphet。

  Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。

  \"Theyaremyoldandvaluedfriends,and——andheretheyare。\"

  \"Delighted!delighted!\"saidMrs。Bridgeman,speakinginaconfusedmannerthroughtheguitars。\"Howd’youdo,Mr。Sagittarius?\"

  Andsheshookhandswarmlywithaverysmallandsaturnineclergymandecoratedwithashockofebonhair,whowaspassingatthemoment。

  \"Biggle!\"saidthelittleclergyman。

  Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。

  \"Biggle!\"repeatedthelittleclergyman。\"Biggle!\"

  Theguitarsroseupwithviolence,andallthehot,drubbingpassionofBayswaterbeingSpanish。

  \"Yes,indeed,Isoagreewithyou,dearMr。Sagittarius,\"saidMrs。

  Bridgemantothelittleclergyman。

  \"Biggle!\"thelittleclergymancriedinaportentousvoice。\"Biggle!

  Biggle!\"

  \"Whatdoeshemean?\"whisperedMrs。BridgemantotheProphet。\"Howdoesone?\"

  \"Ithinkthatishisname。TheseareMr。andMadameSagittarius。\"

  Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。

  \"Biggle——ofcourse,\"shesaidtothelittleclergyman,whopassedonwithanairofreliantself—satisfaction。\"Delightedtoseeyou,\"sheadded,thistimeaddressingtheProphet’soldandvaluedfriends。\"Ah!

  Mr。Sagi——Sagi——um——IhaveheardsomuchofyoufromdearMissMinerva。\"

  Thewild,highnotesofaflute,playedbyasillygentlemanfromTooting,shrilledthroughthetuppingoftheguitars,andMr。

  Sagittarius,tremblingineverylimb,hissedinMrs。Bridgeman’sear,——

  \"Hush,ma’am,formercy’ssake!\"

  Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandforgottosmile。

  \"Mylovedandhonouredwife,\"continuedMr。Sagittarius,inaloudandanxiousvoice,\"moretomethananylunarguideorstarrymonitor!

  MadameSagittarius,aladyofdeepeducation,ma’am。\"

  \"Delighted!\"saidMrs。Bridgeman,makingagraciousgrimaceatMadame,whoinclinedherselfstonilyandrepliedinasinistervoice,——

  \"Itisindeedtimethatthisrencontertookplace。Henceforth,ma’am,I

  shallbeeveratmyhusband’sside,/perfusetnefus/——/etnefus/,ma’am。\"

  \"Soglad,\"saidMrs。Bridgeman。\"Ihavebeenlongingforthis——\"

  \"Mr。BernardWilkins!\"roaredthetallfootman。

  Mr。SagittariusstartedandMrs。Bridgemandidthesameandsmiled。

  \"BernardWilkinstheProphet!\"Mr。Sagittariusexclaimed。\"FromtheRise!\"

  \"Mrs。ElizaDoubleway!\"shoutedthefootman。

  \"Mrs。Eliza!\"criedMr。Sagittarius,ingreatexcitement。\"That’sthesoothsayerfromtheBeck!\"

  \"MadameCharlotteHumm!\"yelledthefootman。

  \"MadameHumm!\"vociferatedMr。Sagittarius,\"thecrystal—gazerfromtheHill!\"

  \"ProfessorElijahChapman!\"bawledthefootman。

  \"Thenose—reader!\"pipedMr。Sagittarius。\"Thenose—readerfromtheButts!\"

  \"Verano!\"screamedthefootman,triumphantlysubmergingthefluteandthetwentyguitars。\"Verano!\"

  \"TheSouthAmericanIrishpalmistfromtheDowns!Mylove,\"saidMr。

  Sagittarius,inacrackingvoice,\"weareinitto—night,weareindeed;wearefairlyandsquarelyinit。\"

  Madamebegantobridleandtolookasostentatiousasaleviathan。

  \"Andifweare,Jupiter!\"shesaidinavoicethatrivalledthefootman’s——\"ifweare,wearemerelyinourelement。Theyneedn’tthinktocomeoverme!\"

  \"Hush,mylove!Rememberthat——\"

  \"Dr。BirdieSoames!\"interposedthevibrantbassofthefootman。

  \"ThephysiognomyladyfromtheCommon!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,onthepointofbreakingdownundertheemotionofthemoment。\"Scot!Scot!

  GreatScot!\"

  Mrs。Bridgemanwasnowcompletelysurroundedbyaheterogeneousmassofveryremarkable—lookingpeople,amongwhomwerepeculiarlyprominentanenormouslybroad—shoulderedman,withRomanfeaturesandhishaircutoverhisbrowinaroyalfringe,asmallwomanwithapointedrednoseinbeadbraceletsandprune—colouredmuslin,andanelderlyfemalewithshortgrizzledhair,whoworeacollegegownandamortar—boardwithascarlettassel,andwhocarriedinonehandalargeskullmarkedoutinsquareswithredink。ThesewereVerano,theIrishpalmistfromtheDowns;Mrs。ElizaDoubleway,thesoothsayerfromBeck;andDr。BirdieSoames,thephysiognomyladyfromtheCommon。Immediatelyaroundthesecelebritiesweregroupedaverypalegentlemaninashortjacket,wholookedasifhemadehismoneybyeatingnothinganddrinkingagreatdeal,aplethoricfemalewithamundaneface,inwhichwassetalargeanddelicatelydistractedgreyeye;andagentlemanwithajowl,apugnose,andalargequantityofbrass—colouredhairaboutascurlyashay,whichfelldownoveralowcollar,roundwhichwasnegligentlyknottedahugeblacktie。ThistriocomprisedMr。BernardWilkins,theProphetfromtheRise;MadameCharlotteHumm,thecrystal—gazerfromtheHill;andProfessorElijahChapman,thenose—readerfromtheButts。

  NosoonerwasthenewsofthearrivalofthesegreatandnotoriouspeoplebruitedabroadthroughthemagnificentsaloonsofZoologicalHousethanMrs。Bridgeman’sguestsbegantoflockaroundthemfromallthefourquartersofthemansion,desertingeventheneighbourhoodoftheguitarsandtheinvitingseclusionofthevariousrefreshment—

  rooms。Fromallsidesrosethehumofcommentandthemurmurofspeculation。Pince—nezwereadjusted,eyeglassesscrewedintoeyes,fingerspointed,feetelevateduponuneasytoes。PrettygirlsboldlytroduponthegownsofelderlymatronsintheendeavourtodrawneartoMrs。Bridgemanandhergroupofcelebrities;youthspushedandshoved;

  chaperonselbowed,andoldgentlemendartedfromoneplacetoanotherinwildendeavourstofindaninletthroughthepress。Andamidthisfranticscrambleofthecurious,thefamousmembersoftheoccultworldstood,calmlyconsciousoftheirvalueandinnowiseupsetordiscomposed。VeranostrokedhisRomanfeatures,andranhislargewhitehandthroughhiscurlyfringe;Dr。BirdieSoamestappedherskull;Mrs。

  ElizaDoublewayplayedwithherbeadbracelets;Mr。BernardWilkinsandMadameCharlotteHummconversedtogetherindreamymurmurs;whileProfessorElijahChapmanshookhisbrass—colouredhairtillitfellforwardoverhisvariegatedshirt—front,andglancedinquiringlyatthemultitudesofanxiousnoseswhichofferedthemselvestohisinspectionbeneaththeglareoftheelectriclights。

  Mr。andMadameSagittarius,completelyoverlookedinthethrong,elbowed,trampledupon,joggedfrombehindandproddedfrombefore,gazedwithapassionofbitterenvyattheirworshippedrivals,whoweresetinthefullblazeofsuccess,whiletheylanguishedintheouterdarknessofanonymousobscurity。

  \"/Omiserishominummen/——don’tsetyourfeetonme,sir,ifyouplease!\"criedMadame。\"/Opectoraecaec/——ma’am,Ibegyoutotakeyourelbowfrommythroatthisminute!\"

  Butevenherpowerfulandindignantorganwaslostinthehubbubthatmingledwiththewildmusicoftheguitars,towhichwasnowaddedthetinkleofbellsandthevehementclickofarounddozenofcastanets,markingthebull—fightingrhythmofanewaircalled\"TheEspada’sReturntoMadrid。\"

  \"Jupiter!\"shegurgled。\"Ishallbesuff——\"

  \"Mr。AmosTowle!\"roaredthefootmansavagely。

  \"ThegreatmediumfromtheWick!\"

  \"Towletheseer!\"

  \"AmosTowle,thefamousspiritualist!\"

  \"Mr。Towlewhomaterialises!\"

  \"ThecelebratedTowle!\"

  \"ThegreatandonlyTowle!\"

  \"Oh,isit/the/Towle?\"

  \"ImustseeTowle!\"

  \"Whereishe?Oh,whereisTowle?\"

  \"Towlewhocommunicateswiththeotherworld!\"

  \"Towlethemagician!\"

  \"Towlethehypnotist!\"

  \"Towlethesoothsayer!\"

  \"ThemagneticTowle!\"

  \"TheelectricTowle!\"

  \"Wemust——wemustseeTowle!\"

  Suchwereaveryfewoftheexclamationsthatinstantlyburstforthupontheconclusionofthefootman’sannouncement。Theelbowingandtramplingbecamemoreviolentthanever,andMrs。Bridgemanwasforced——fromlackofroom——toforegohersocietystart,thoughshewasstillabletoindulgeinhersocietysmile,asshebowed,withalmostswooninggraciousness,toashort,perspiring,baldandside—whiskeredmaningreasybroadcloth,wholookedasifhewouldhavebeenquiteathomeupontheboxofafour—wheeledcab,asindeedhewould,seeingthathehaddrivenagrowlerforfive—and—twentyyearsbeforediscoveringthathewasthegreatandonlyTowle,medium,seer,andworker—of—miracles—in—chieftothelargeandincreasingcrowdthatlivesthesillylife。

  \"Oh,Mr。Towle——charmed,delighted!\"criedMrs。Bridgeman。\"Iwassoafraid——HowsweetofyoutocomeoutallthiswayfromyoureyrieattheWick!You’llfindmanyfriends——dearMadameCharlotte——theProfessor——Mrs。Eliza——they’reallhere。AndMissMinerva,too!Yourgreatestadmireranddisciple!\"

  Atthismomentthecrowd,wildinitsendeavourtotouchtheinspiredbroadclothofthegreatTowle,surgedforward,andtheProphetwasdrivenlikearamagainsttheleftsideofhishostess。

  \"Ibeg——your——pard——\"hegasped;\"butcouldyoutell——me——whereMissMinerv——erva——is?Ispecial——lywantto——to——\"

  \"Ithinkshe’swithEurekaintea—roomnumber1,\"repliedMrs。

  Bridgeman。\"Oh,dear!Neartheband。Oh,dear!Oh,mygown!Oh!Sosweetofyoutocome,Mrs。Lorrimer!Justafewinterestingpeople!Oh,graciousmercy!Oh,forgoodness’sake!\"

  Shewasthrustagainstanewarrival,andtheProphet,bringinghisshouldersvigorouslyintoplay,accordingtotherulesofRugbyfootball,presentlyfoundhimselfoutintheopenandfreetowanderinsearchofMissMinerva,whomhewasmostanxioustoencounterbeforethearrivalofSirTiglathButt,whichmustnowbeimminent,despitethemarkeddisinclinationofhishorsetoproceedattherateofmorethanhalfamileanhour。

  TheProphetabandonedMr。andMadameSagittariustotheirfate,thankful,indeed,toberidforamomentoftheirpropheticimportunity。

  FollowingthegaspeddirectionsofMrs。Bridgeman,hemadetowardstheguitars,threadinganumberofdrawing—rooms,andpassingbythedoorsofvariousmysteriouschamberswhichwerecarefullycurtainedoffinamostsecretmanner。Hereandtherehesawgroupsofpeople——meninextraordinarycoatsandwithtouzledmassesofhair,womeningownsmadeofthecheapestmaterialsandcutinthemostimpossiblefashions。

  Someworeconvolvulusontheirheads,ivy—leaves,trailingfuchsia,orsprigsofplantsknownonlytosuburbanhaberdashers;othersappearedboldlyincapsofthepork—pieorder,adornedwithcherry—colouredstreamers,clumpsoffeathersthathadneverseenabird,bunchesofshiningfruits,orcoinsthatlookedasiftheyhadjustemergedfromtheseclusionofthepoor—box。Threadglovesabounded,andweremostlyinwhatsaleswomencall\"theloudshades\"——brightscarlet,marigoldyellow,grassgreenoracutemagenta。Mittens,too,werevisiblecoveredwithcabalisticinscriptionsinglitteringbeadwork。Notafewgentlewomen,likeMadame,trodinelastic—sidedboots,andonesmallbutintrepidladycarriedherselfboldlyinacottonskirttoppedwithatartanblouse\"carriedout\"invermilionandsulphurcolour,overwhichwascarelesslyadjustedamacintoshcapepartiallytrimmedwithdistressed—lookingswansdown。HereandtheremightbeseensomesmartLondonwoman,perfectlydressedandglancingwithamusedamazementatthenewfashionsabouther;hereandthereawellset—upman,withnormalhairandatiethatwouldnothaveterrifiedPiccadilly。ButforthemostpartMrs。Bridgeman’sguestswerenotquiteusualinappearance,and,indeed,weresuchastheProphethadnevergazeduponbefore。

  Presentlytheuproaroftheguitarsgrewmorestentorianuponhisear,and,leavingonhisleftanastonishingchamberthatcontainedfromadozentofifteensmallroundtables,withnothingwhateveruponthem,theProphetemergedintoaninnerhallwhere,inquiteagroveofshrubshungwithfairylights,twentyyoungladies,dressedfromtoptotoeinscarlet,andeachwearingalargegoldenmedal,werebeingasSpanishasiftheyhadnotbeenpaidforit,whiletwelvemorewhackedcastanetsandshookbellswithafrenzythatwasworthanexcellentsalary,thesillygentlemanfromTootingthewhileblowingfuriouslyuponhisflute,andcombiningthisintemperateindulgencewithanoccasionalassaultuponacottagepianothatstoodimmediatelybeforehim,orawaveofthebatonthatassertedhisrighttothepositionof/chefd’orchestre/。ImmediatelybeyondthisshrineofmusictheProphetperceivedaMoorishnookcontainingaBritishbuffet,and,inquitethemostMoorishcornerofthisnook,seateduponadivanthatwouldhavebeenathomeinMarakesh,hecaughtsightofMissMinervaincompanywithathin,fatiguedandwispyladyinaverylongvermiliongown,andanextremelysmallgentleman——apparentlyoftheHebrewpersuasion——whowassmartlydressed,worewhiteglovesandabuttonhole,andindulgedinagreatdealoffloridgesticulationwhiletalkingwithabnormalvivacity。MissMinerva,whowasplayingquietlywithalemonice,lookedevenmoresensiblethanusual,theProphetthought,inhersimplewhitefrock。Sheseemedtobequiteathomeandperfectlyhappywithhersillyfriends,but,assoonasshesawhimhoveringanxiouslytotheleftoftheguitars,shebeckonedtohimeagerly,andhehurriedforward。

  \"Oh,Mr。Vivian,I’msogladyou’vecome!LetmeintroduceyoutomygreatfriendEureka\"——theladyinvermilionbowedabsent—mindedly,androlledherhugebrowneyeswearilyattheProphet——\"andtoMr。BriskinMoses。\"

  Thelittlegentlemanmadeastagereverenceandflutteredhissmallhandsairily。

  \"Prettysight,prettysight!\"hesaidinaquickandimpudentvoice。

  \"Alltheselittledearsenjoyingthemselvessoinnocently。MotherBridgeman’schickens,Icallthem。Butit’simpossibletocountthem,evenafterthey’rehatched。Cheeseit!\"

  Thefinalimperativewasflungdemurelyatamightyfootman,whojustthentriedtoimpoundMr。Moses’snotquitefinishedbrandy—and—soda。

  \"Sir?\"saidthemightyfootman。

  \"Cheeseit!\"criedMr。Moses,makingagestureoftragicrepugnanceinthedirectionofthefootman。

  Themightyfootmancheeseditwithdignity,andafterwards,intheservants’hall,spokeverybitterlyofIsrael。

  TheProphetwasextremelyanxioustogetawordalonewithMissMinerva。Indeed,itwasreallyimportantthatheshouldwarnherofSirTiglath’sapproach,buthecouldfindnoopportunityofdoingso,forMr。Moses,whowasnotafflictedwithdiffidence,rapidlycontinued,inaslightlyaffectedandtrippingcockneyvoice,——

  \"MotherBridgeman’sadearone!Godblessherforaprettysoul!She’dbesublimeinmusicalcomedy——theblacksatinsocietylady,youknow,whomakesthearistocraticrelief,——

  \"’I’maDowagerDuchess,andeveryoneknowsI’maladyrightdowntothetipofmytoes。’

  \"Veryvaluableamongtheminxes;worthherweightinhalf—crowns!I’dgiveheranengagementanyday,prettybird!Everseenherdrivinginacab?Shetakesoffherglovesandspreadsherhandsovertheaprontogettheair。Acanary!Anythingformeto—night,Eureka?Adove,amongoose——anythinglucky?Giveusachance,mother!\"

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