TheProphetlowedhishead,andmetaphorically,threwupthesponge。
\"LadyJulia,\"saidMrs。Merillia,inasoftvoicethatslightlytrembled,\"letusgoupstairs。\"
Thetwooldladiesbowedwithtearfuldignity,andretiredwithasortofgentlemajestythatcuttheProphettotheheart。
\"Onemoment,ifyouplease!\"hesaidtohisguests。
Andhedartedoutoftheroomandleapedupthestairs。HefoundMrs。
MerilliaandLadyJuliajustabouttodisposethemselvessidebysideuponasofanearthefire。Theyturnedandlookedathimwithreproachfuldoves’eyes。
\"Grannie——LadyJulia!\"heexclaimed,\"Iimploreyourforgiveness。
Pardonme!Appearancesareagainstme,Iknow。ButsomedayyoumayunderstandhowIamplaced。Mypositionis——my——mysituation——I——you——
donotwhollycondemnme!Wait——waitafewdays,Iimploreyou!\"
Herushedoutoftheroom。
Thetwooldladiesseatedthemselvesuponthesofa,andtremblinglyspreadabroadtheirdamaskskirts。Theylookedateachotherinsilence,shakingtheirelegantheads。ThenMrs。Merilliasaid,inaflutteringvoice,——
\"Oh,Julia,youwerealadyinwaitingtoHerMajesty,youwerekissedbythegreatDuke——tellme——tellmewhatitallmeans!\"
\"Victoria,\"repliedLadyJulia,\"itmeansthatyourgrandsonhasfallenintotheclutchesofadangerousanddeterminedratcatcher。\"
Andthenthetwooldladiesmingledtheirdamaskskirtsandtheirlacecapsandwept。
CHAPTERXVIII
THESILLYLIFE
\"CallacabforSirTiglath,Mr。Ferdinand,\"whisperedtheProphet——\"afour—wheelerwithalamehorse。I’lltakebothMr。andMadameSagittariusinthebrougham。\"
\"Mustthehorsebelame,sir?\"
\"Yes。Iabsolutelydeclinetoencouragethepracticeofusinggoodhorsesinfour—wheeledcabs。It’sadisgracetothepooranimals。Itmustbeaverylamehorse。\"
\"Yes,sir。\"
AndMr。Ferdinand,standinguponthedoorstep,whistledtothenight。
Strangetosay,inabouttwominutesthereappearedroundthecornertheverysamecabmanwhohadconveyedtheProphetandLadyEnidtotheastronomer’sonthepreviousday,drivingtheverysamehorse。
\"Thishorsewilldoadmirably,\"saidtheProphettoMr。Ferdinand。
\"Heisn’tlame,sir。\"
\"P’r’apsnot;butheknowshowtotumbledown。SirTiglath,hereisacabforyou。Weshallgointhebrougham。ZoologicalHouse,Regent’sPark,isthedirection。Letmehelpyouin,Madame。\"
AstheProphetgotintositbodkinbetweenhisoldandvaluedfriends,hewhisperedtothefootman,——
\"TellSimkinstodriveasfastaspossible。Weareverylate。\"
Thefootmantouchedhishat。Justasthecarriagemovedoff,theProphetprotrudedhisheadfromthewindow,andsawtheastronomerrollingintothefour—wheeler,thehorseofwhichimmediatelyfelldowninamostsatisfactorymanner。
Therewasnogeneralconversationinthebrougham,buttheProphet,whowasobligedtositpartlyonMadame,andpartlyonMr。Sagittariusandpartlyonair,occasionallyheardinthedarknessathisbackterriblematrimonialwhisperings,whoseexacttenorhewasunabletocatch。OnceonlyheheardMadamesaysibilantlyandwithaviciousclick,——
\"ImighthaveknownwhattoexpectwhenImarriedaProphet——whenI
passedoverthe/ponsasinoribus/togivemyselftoa/monstramhorrendo/。\"
Tothispatheticheart—cryMr。Sagittariusmadeaveryprolongedanswer。TheProphetknewitwasprolongedbecauseMr。Sagittariusalwayswhisperedinsuchamannerastoticklethenapeofhisneck。
Buthecouldnothearanythingexceptasoundlikesteamescapingfromasmallpipe。Thesteamwentonescapinguntilthebroughampassedthroughagate,rolleddownadeclivity,anddrewupbeforeanenormousmansionwhosewindowsblazedwithlight。
\"IsthistheZoologicalGardens?\"inquiredMadameinasternvoice。\"IsthisthehabitationofthewomanBridgeman?\"
\"IsupposethisisZoologicalHouse,\"repliedtheProphet,slidingdecorouslyoffMadame’sleftkneeinpreparationfordescent。
\"Mydarling!mylove!\"saidMr。Sagittarius。\"IswearupontheinfantheadofourCapricornusthatMrs。BridgemanandIare——\"
\"Enough!\"criedMadame。\"/Jamsatus/!BesurethatIwillinquireintothismatter。\"
Thecarriagedoorwasopenedand,withsomestruggling,theProphetandhistwovaluedfriendsemergedandspeedilyfoundthemselvesinaverylargehall,whichwasnearlyfullofverylargepowderedfootmen。Inthedistancetherewasthesoundofunitedfrivolities,abandoftwentyguitarsthrummingawilful/seguidilla/。Rosesbloomedoneveryside,andbeyondthehalltheybeheldavisionofilluminatedvistas,downwhichvaguefigurescameandwent。
EvidentlywhenMrs。Bridgemanletherselfgosheletherselfgothoroughly。
Mr。Sagittariusgazedabouthimwithawe—struckamazement,butMadamewasequaltotheoccasion。Shecasttherabbit—skinsimperiallytoaneighbouringflunkey,arrangedherhairandfichubeforeaglass,kickedoutherskirtwiththeheelofoneofthekidboots,nippedthegreenchiffonintoprominencewithdecisivefingers,andthen,turningtotheProphetwithallthemajestyofasuburbanempress,saidinapowerfulvoice,——
\"Stepforward,Ibeg。/J’aipret/。\"
TheProphet,thusencouraged,steppedforwardtowardsanaperturethatonordinarydayscontainedadoor,butthatnowcontainedastoutelderlylady,withhenna—dyedhair,apowderedface,blackeyebrowsandayellowgown,onwhichrestedalargenumberofjewelledornamentsthatlookedlikesmallbombs。Atthislady’selbowstoodafootmanwithanexceedinglypowerfulbassvoice,whoshoutedthenamesofapproachingguestsinamannersouncompromisingastobeterrific。
Eachtimehesoshoutedthestoutladyfirststartedandthensmiled,thetwooperationssucceedingoneanotherwithalmostinconceivablerapidityandviolence。
\"Whatname,sir?\"askedthefootmanoftheProphet,bendinghispowderedheadtillitwasonlyaboutsixfeettwoinchesfromthefloor。
\"Mr。HennesseyVivian,\"repliedtheProphet,hesitatingastowhatheshouldadd。
\"Mr。HemmerspeedVivian!\"roaredthefootman。\"Whatname,Madame?\"(toMadameSagittarius)。
\"Mr。andMadameSagittariusofSagittariusLodge,theMouse!\"repliedtheladymajestically。
\"Mr。——andMadame——Segerteribus——of——Segerteribus——Lodge,theMouse!\"
bawledthefootman。
Thestoutlady,whowasMrs。VaneBridgeman,startedandsmiled。
\"Delightedtoseeyou,Mr。Segerteribus!\"shesaidtotheProphet。
TheProphethastenedtoexplainthroughtheuproaroftwentyguitars。
\"Mr。Vivianismyname。IthinkMissMinervaPartridge——\"
Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。
\"Ofcourse,\"sheexclaimed。\"Ofcourse。YouaretobekindenoughtointroducemesomedaytoMr。Sagi——Sagi——somethingorother,andIamtointroducehimtoSirTiglathButt,whenSirTiglathButthasbeenintroducedtomebydearMissPartridge。Itisalltoworkoutbeautifully。Yes,yes!Charming!charming!\"
\"IhaveventuredtobringMr。andMadameSagittariuswithmeto—night,\"
saidtheProphet。
Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。
\"Theyaremyoldandvaluedfriends,and——andheretheyare。\"
\"Delighted!delighted!\"saidMrs。Bridgeman,speakinginaconfusedmannerthroughtheguitars。\"Howd’youdo,Mr。Sagittarius?\"
Andsheshookhandswarmlywithaverysmallandsaturnineclergymandecoratedwithashockofebonhair,whowaspassingatthemoment。
\"Biggle!\"saidthelittleclergyman。
Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。
\"Biggle!\"repeatedthelittleclergyman。\"Biggle!\"
Theguitarsroseupwithviolence,andallthehot,drubbingpassionofBayswaterbeingSpanish。
\"Yes,indeed,Isoagreewithyou,dearMr。Sagittarius,\"saidMrs。
Bridgemantothelittleclergyman。
\"Biggle!\"thelittleclergymancriedinaportentousvoice。\"Biggle!
Biggle!\"
\"Whatdoeshemean?\"whisperedMrs。BridgemantotheProphet。\"Howdoesone?\"
\"Ithinkthatishisname。TheseareMr。andMadameSagittarius。\"
Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandsmiled。
\"Biggle——ofcourse,\"shesaidtothelittleclergyman,whopassedonwithanairofreliantself—satisfaction。\"Delightedtoseeyou,\"sheadded,thistimeaddressingtheProphet’soldandvaluedfriends。\"Ah!
Mr。Sagi——Sagi——um——IhaveheardsomuchofyoufromdearMissMinerva。\"
Thewild,highnotesofaflute,playedbyasillygentlemanfromTooting,shrilledthroughthetuppingoftheguitars,andMr。
Sagittarius,tremblingineverylimb,hissedinMrs。Bridgeman’sear,——
\"Hush,ma’am,formercy’ssake!\"
Mrs。Bridgemanstartedandforgottosmile。
\"Mylovedandhonouredwife,\"continuedMr。Sagittarius,inaloudandanxiousvoice,\"moretomethananylunarguideorstarrymonitor!
MadameSagittarius,aladyofdeepeducation,ma’am。\"
\"Delighted!\"saidMrs。Bridgeman,makingagraciousgrimaceatMadame,whoinclinedherselfstonilyandrepliedinasinistervoice,——
\"Itisindeedtimethatthisrencontertookplace。Henceforth,ma’am,I
shallbeeveratmyhusband’sside,/perfusetnefus/——/etnefus/,ma’am。\"
\"Soglad,\"saidMrs。Bridgeman。\"Ihavebeenlongingforthis——\"
\"Mr。BernardWilkins!\"roaredthetallfootman。
Mr。SagittariusstartedandMrs。Bridgemandidthesameandsmiled。
\"BernardWilkinstheProphet!\"Mr。Sagittariusexclaimed。\"FromtheRise!\"
\"Mrs。ElizaDoubleway!\"shoutedthefootman。
\"Mrs。Eliza!\"criedMr。Sagittarius,ingreatexcitement。\"That’sthesoothsayerfromtheBeck!\"
\"MadameCharlotteHumm!\"yelledthefootman。
\"MadameHumm!\"vociferatedMr。Sagittarius,\"thecrystal—gazerfromtheHill!\"
\"ProfessorElijahChapman!\"bawledthefootman。
\"Thenose—reader!\"pipedMr。Sagittarius。\"Thenose—readerfromtheButts!\"
\"Verano!\"screamedthefootman,triumphantlysubmergingthefluteandthetwentyguitars。\"Verano!\"
\"TheSouthAmericanIrishpalmistfromtheDowns!Mylove,\"saidMr。
Sagittarius,inacrackingvoice,\"weareinitto—night,weareindeed;wearefairlyandsquarelyinit。\"
Madamebegantobridleandtolookasostentatiousasaleviathan。
\"Andifweare,Jupiter!\"shesaidinavoicethatrivalledthefootman’s——\"ifweare,wearemerelyinourelement。Theyneedn’tthinktocomeoverme!\"
\"Hush,mylove!Rememberthat——\"
\"Dr。BirdieSoames!\"interposedthevibrantbassofthefootman。
\"ThephysiognomyladyfromtheCommon!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,onthepointofbreakingdownundertheemotionofthemoment。\"Scot!Scot!
GreatScot!\"
Mrs。Bridgemanwasnowcompletelysurroundedbyaheterogeneousmassofveryremarkable—lookingpeople,amongwhomwerepeculiarlyprominentanenormouslybroad—shoulderedman,withRomanfeaturesandhishaircutoverhisbrowinaroyalfringe,asmallwomanwithapointedrednoseinbeadbraceletsandprune—colouredmuslin,andanelderlyfemalewithshortgrizzledhair,whoworeacollegegownandamortar—boardwithascarlettassel,andwhocarriedinonehandalargeskullmarkedoutinsquareswithredink。ThesewereVerano,theIrishpalmistfromtheDowns;Mrs。ElizaDoubleway,thesoothsayerfromBeck;andDr。BirdieSoames,thephysiognomyladyfromtheCommon。Immediatelyaroundthesecelebritiesweregroupedaverypalegentlemaninashortjacket,wholookedasifhemadehismoneybyeatingnothinganddrinkingagreatdeal,aplethoricfemalewithamundaneface,inwhichwassetalargeanddelicatelydistractedgreyeye;andagentlemanwithajowl,apugnose,andalargequantityofbrass—colouredhairaboutascurlyashay,whichfelldownoveralowcollar,roundwhichwasnegligentlyknottedahugeblacktie。ThistriocomprisedMr。BernardWilkins,theProphetfromtheRise;MadameCharlotteHumm,thecrystal—gazerfromtheHill;andProfessorElijahChapman,thenose—readerfromtheButts。
NosoonerwasthenewsofthearrivalofthesegreatandnotoriouspeoplebruitedabroadthroughthemagnificentsaloonsofZoologicalHousethanMrs。Bridgeman’sguestsbegantoflockaroundthemfromallthefourquartersofthemansion,desertingeventheneighbourhoodoftheguitarsandtheinvitingseclusionofthevariousrefreshment—
rooms。Fromallsidesrosethehumofcommentandthemurmurofspeculation。Pince—nezwereadjusted,eyeglassesscrewedintoeyes,fingerspointed,feetelevateduponuneasytoes。PrettygirlsboldlytroduponthegownsofelderlymatronsintheendeavourtodrawneartoMrs。Bridgemanandhergroupofcelebrities;youthspushedandshoved;
chaperonselbowed,andoldgentlemendartedfromoneplacetoanotherinwildendeavourstofindaninletthroughthepress。Andamidthisfranticscrambleofthecurious,thefamousmembersoftheoccultworldstood,calmlyconsciousoftheirvalueandinnowiseupsetordiscomposed。VeranostrokedhisRomanfeatures,andranhislargewhitehandthroughhiscurlyfringe;Dr。BirdieSoamestappedherskull;Mrs。
ElizaDoublewayplayedwithherbeadbracelets;Mr。BernardWilkinsandMadameCharlotteHummconversedtogetherindreamymurmurs;whileProfessorElijahChapmanshookhisbrass—colouredhairtillitfellforwardoverhisvariegatedshirt—front,andglancedinquiringlyatthemultitudesofanxiousnoseswhichofferedthemselvestohisinspectionbeneaththeglareoftheelectriclights。
Mr。andMadameSagittarius,completelyoverlookedinthethrong,elbowed,trampledupon,joggedfrombehindandproddedfrombefore,gazedwithapassionofbitterenvyattheirworshippedrivals,whoweresetinthefullblazeofsuccess,whiletheylanguishedintheouterdarknessofanonymousobscurity。
\"/Omiserishominummen/——don’tsetyourfeetonme,sir,ifyouplease!\"criedMadame。\"/Opectoraecaec/——ma’am,Ibegyoutotakeyourelbowfrommythroatthisminute!\"
Butevenherpowerfulandindignantorganwaslostinthehubbubthatmingledwiththewildmusicoftheguitars,towhichwasnowaddedthetinkleofbellsandthevehementclickofarounddozenofcastanets,markingthebull—fightingrhythmofanewaircalled\"TheEspada’sReturntoMadrid。\"
\"Jupiter!\"shegurgled。\"Ishallbesuff——\"
\"Mr。AmosTowle!\"roaredthefootmansavagely。
\"ThegreatmediumfromtheWick!\"
\"Towletheseer!\"
\"AmosTowle,thefamousspiritualist!\"
\"Mr。Towlewhomaterialises!\"
\"ThecelebratedTowle!\"
\"ThegreatandonlyTowle!\"
\"Oh,isit/the/Towle?\"
\"ImustseeTowle!\"
\"Whereishe?Oh,whereisTowle?\"
\"Towlewhocommunicateswiththeotherworld!\"
\"Towlethemagician!\"
\"Towlethehypnotist!\"
\"Towlethesoothsayer!\"
\"ThemagneticTowle!\"
\"TheelectricTowle!\"
\"Wemust——wemustseeTowle!\"
Suchwereaveryfewoftheexclamationsthatinstantlyburstforthupontheconclusionofthefootman’sannouncement。Theelbowingandtramplingbecamemoreviolentthanever,andMrs。Bridgemanwasforced——fromlackofroom——toforegohersocietystart,thoughshewasstillabletoindulgeinhersocietysmile,asshebowed,withalmostswooninggraciousness,toashort,perspiring,baldandside—whiskeredmaningreasybroadcloth,wholookedasifhewouldhavebeenquiteathomeupontheboxofafour—wheeledcab,asindeedhewould,seeingthathehaddrivenagrowlerforfive—and—twentyyearsbeforediscoveringthathewasthegreatandonlyTowle,medium,seer,andworker—of—miracles—in—chieftothelargeandincreasingcrowdthatlivesthesillylife。
\"Oh,Mr。Towle——charmed,delighted!\"criedMrs。Bridgeman。\"Iwassoafraid——HowsweetofyoutocomeoutallthiswayfromyoureyrieattheWick!You’llfindmanyfriends——dearMadameCharlotte——theProfessor——Mrs。Eliza——they’reallhere。AndMissMinerva,too!Yourgreatestadmireranddisciple!\"
Atthismomentthecrowd,wildinitsendeavourtotouchtheinspiredbroadclothofthegreatTowle,surgedforward,andtheProphetwasdrivenlikearamagainsttheleftsideofhishostess。
\"Ibeg——your——pard——\"hegasped;\"butcouldyoutell——me——whereMissMinerv——erva——is?Ispecial——lywantto——to——\"
\"Ithinkshe’swithEurekaintea—roomnumber1,\"repliedMrs。
Bridgeman。\"Oh,dear!Neartheband。Oh,dear!Oh,mygown!Oh!Sosweetofyoutocome,Mrs。Lorrimer!Justafewinterestingpeople!Oh,graciousmercy!Oh,forgoodness’sake!\"
Shewasthrustagainstanewarrival,andtheProphet,bringinghisshouldersvigorouslyintoplay,accordingtotherulesofRugbyfootball,presentlyfoundhimselfoutintheopenandfreetowanderinsearchofMissMinerva,whomhewasmostanxioustoencounterbeforethearrivalofSirTiglathButt,whichmustnowbeimminent,despitethemarkeddisinclinationofhishorsetoproceedattherateofmorethanhalfamileanhour。
TheProphetabandonedMr。andMadameSagittariustotheirfate,thankful,indeed,toberidforamomentoftheirpropheticimportunity。
FollowingthegaspeddirectionsofMrs。Bridgeman,hemadetowardstheguitars,threadinganumberofdrawing—rooms,andpassingbythedoorsofvariousmysteriouschamberswhichwerecarefullycurtainedoffinamostsecretmanner。Hereandtherehesawgroupsofpeople——meninextraordinarycoatsandwithtouzledmassesofhair,womeningownsmadeofthecheapestmaterialsandcutinthemostimpossiblefashions。
Someworeconvolvulusontheirheads,ivy—leaves,trailingfuchsia,orsprigsofplantsknownonlytosuburbanhaberdashers;othersappearedboldlyincapsofthepork—pieorder,adornedwithcherry—colouredstreamers,clumpsoffeathersthathadneverseenabird,bunchesofshiningfruits,orcoinsthatlookedasiftheyhadjustemergedfromtheseclusionofthepoor—box。Threadglovesabounded,andweremostlyinwhatsaleswomencall\"theloudshades\"——brightscarlet,marigoldyellow,grassgreenoracutemagenta。Mittens,too,werevisiblecoveredwithcabalisticinscriptionsinglitteringbeadwork。Notafewgentlewomen,likeMadame,trodinelastic—sidedboots,andonesmallbutintrepidladycarriedherselfboldlyinacottonskirttoppedwithatartanblouse\"carriedout\"invermilionandsulphurcolour,overwhichwascarelesslyadjustedamacintoshcapepartiallytrimmedwithdistressed—lookingswansdown。HereandtheremightbeseensomesmartLondonwoman,perfectlydressedandglancingwithamusedamazementatthenewfashionsabouther;hereandthereawellset—upman,withnormalhairandatiethatwouldnothaveterrifiedPiccadilly。ButforthemostpartMrs。Bridgeman’sguestswerenotquiteusualinappearance,and,indeed,weresuchastheProphethadnevergazeduponbefore。
Presentlytheuproaroftheguitarsgrewmorestentorianuponhisear,and,leavingonhisleftanastonishingchamberthatcontainedfromadozentofifteensmallroundtables,withnothingwhateveruponthem,theProphetemergedintoaninnerhallwhere,inquiteagroveofshrubshungwithfairylights,twentyyoungladies,dressedfromtoptotoeinscarlet,andeachwearingalargegoldenmedal,werebeingasSpanishasiftheyhadnotbeenpaidforit,whiletwelvemorewhackedcastanetsandshookbellswithafrenzythatwasworthanexcellentsalary,thesillygentlemanfromTootingthewhileblowingfuriouslyuponhisflute,andcombiningthisintemperateindulgencewithanoccasionalassaultuponacottagepianothatstoodimmediatelybeforehim,orawaveofthebatonthatassertedhisrighttothepositionof/chefd’orchestre/。ImmediatelybeyondthisshrineofmusictheProphetperceivedaMoorishnookcontainingaBritishbuffet,and,inquitethemostMoorishcornerofthisnook,seateduponadivanthatwouldhavebeenathomeinMarakesh,hecaughtsightofMissMinervaincompanywithathin,fatiguedandwispyladyinaverylongvermiliongown,andanextremelysmallgentleman——apparentlyoftheHebrewpersuasion——whowassmartlydressed,worewhiteglovesandabuttonhole,andindulgedinagreatdealoffloridgesticulationwhiletalkingwithabnormalvivacity。MissMinerva,whowasplayingquietlywithalemonice,lookedevenmoresensiblethanusual,theProphetthought,inhersimplewhitefrock。Sheseemedtobequiteathomeandperfectlyhappywithhersillyfriends,but,assoonasshesawhimhoveringanxiouslytotheleftoftheguitars,shebeckonedtohimeagerly,andhehurriedforward。
\"Oh,Mr。Vivian,I’msogladyou’vecome!LetmeintroduceyoutomygreatfriendEureka\"——theladyinvermilionbowedabsent—mindedly,androlledherhugebrowneyeswearilyattheProphet——\"andtoMr。BriskinMoses。\"
Thelittlegentlemanmadeastagereverenceandflutteredhissmallhandsairily。
\"Prettysight,prettysight!\"hesaidinaquickandimpudentvoice。
\"Alltheselittledearsenjoyingthemselvessoinnocently。MotherBridgeman’schickens,Icallthem。Butit’simpossibletocountthem,evenafterthey’rehatched。Cheeseit!\"
Thefinalimperativewasflungdemurelyatamightyfootman,whojustthentriedtoimpoundMr。Moses’snotquitefinishedbrandy—and—soda。
\"Sir?\"saidthemightyfootman。
\"Cheeseit!\"criedMr。Moses,makingagestureoftragicrepugnanceinthedirectionofthefootman。
Themightyfootmancheeseditwithdignity,andafterwards,intheservants’hall,spokeverybitterlyofIsrael。
TheProphetwasextremelyanxioustogetawordalonewithMissMinerva。Indeed,itwasreallyimportantthatheshouldwarnherofSirTiglath’sapproach,buthecouldfindnoopportunityofdoingso,forMr。Moses,whowasnotafflictedwithdiffidence,rapidlycontinued,inaslightlyaffectedandtrippingcockneyvoice,——
\"MotherBridgeman’sadearone!Godblessherforaprettysoul!She’dbesublimeinmusicalcomedy——theblacksatinsocietylady,youknow,whomakesthearistocraticrelief,——
\"’I’maDowagerDuchess,andeveryoneknowsI’maladyrightdowntothetipofmytoes。’
\"Veryvaluableamongtheminxes;worthherweightinhalf—crowns!I’dgiveheranengagementanyday,prettybird!Everseenherdrivinginacab?Shetakesoffherglovesandspreadsherhandsovertheaprontogettheair。Acanary!Anythingformeto—night,Eureka?Adove,amongoose——anythinglucky?Giveusachance,mother!\"