Mrs。Merilliaandthisladylookedupwhenthedooropened,andLadyJuliapausedmidwayinasentence,ofwhichtheseweretheopeningwords,——
\"Theolddukewouldn’tmakeitover,andsopoorLoftushastopaynearlyamilliontotheChancelloroftheExcheq——\"
\"Howd’youdo,LadyJulia?Grannie,Ihavepersuadedmyfriends,Mr。
andMadameSagittarius,tojoinusatdinner。SirTiglathButtismostanxioustomeetMr。Sagittarius,whoisagreatastronomer。Letme——
MadameSagittarius,Mrs。Merillia——Mr。Sagittarius——Mrs。Merillia,mygrandmother——LadyJuliaPostlethwaite。\"
Mrs。Merillia,althoughtakencompletelybysurprise,andfullyconsciousthathergrandsonhadcommittedanoutrageinturninganarrangedandintimatequartettewithoutpermissionintoadisorganisedsextette,bowedwithself—possessedgraciousness,andindicatedachairtoMadame,whoseatedherselfinitwiththatsortofdefensiveandostentatiousmajestywhichisoftensupposedbyill—bredpeopletobeaperfectsocietymanner。Mr。Sagittariusremainedstandinginhisenormoussuit,turningouthisfeet,overwhichMr。Ferdinand’strousersrippledinbroadclothwaves,inthefirstposition。Aslightpauseensued,duringwhichtheProphetwasuncomfortablyaffectedbythebehaviourofMadame,whogazedattheveryneatandsuperiorwigwornbyMrs。Merillia,andatthatlady’scharmingsilvergreydamaskgown,inamannerthatsuggestedamazementtemperedwithindignation,herinstantexpressionofthesetwosentimentsbeingonlyheldincheckbyacertainreverencewhichwasdoubtlessinspiredbytheprettyroom,thethickcarpet,theancestralpicturesuponthewalls,andtheloftybearingofLadyJuliaPostlethwaite,whocouldscarcelyconcealherverynaturalsurpriseattheextraordinaryappearanceofMr。
Sagittarius。AstoMrs。Merillia,althoughshewas,inreality,nearfaintingwithwonderathergrandson’sescapade,shepreservedanexpressionofgraciousbenignity,anddidnotallowamotionofhereyelidsoraflutterofherfantobetrayheremotionatfindingherselftheunpreparedhostessofsuchunusualguests。TheProphetbrokethesilencebysaying,inavoicethatcrackedwithagitation,——
\"Itrust——Isincerelytrustthatweshallhaveaclementspringthisyear。\"
LadyJulia,atwhomhehadlookedwhileutteringthisoriginaldesire,wasabouttoreplywhenMadameutteredastentorianclickandinterposed。
\"Inthespringtheyoungman’sfancylightlyturnstothoughtsoflove,\"sheremarked,withthefictitiouseaseofprofoundill—breeding。
Noonedaredtodisputetheportentousstatement,andsheresumedmajestically,——
\"TheMouseisdeliciousinspring。\"
Therewasanotherdeadsilence,andMadame,turningwithpatronisingandheavyaffabilitytowardsLadyJulia,added,——
\"YourladyshipdoubtlesslovestheMouse——/MusPulcherrimo/——inspringasIdo?\"
TheProphetfeltasifhewerebeingprickedbythousandsofred—hotneedles,andtheperspirationburstoutinbeadsuponhisforehead。
\"Iamnotspeciallyfondofmiceinspring,orindeedatanyseason,\"
repliedLadyJulia,withherslight,butverydistinctandbell—like,cough。
\"IsaidtheMouse,yourladyship,\"returnedMadame,feedinguponthistitledacquaintancewithherbulgingblackeyes,andpushingthekidbootswelloutfromunderherbrownskirt。\"IobservedthattheMousewaspeculiarlydeliciousintheseasonoflove。\"
\"Nomouseattractsme,\"saidLadyJulia,coughingagainandraisingherfineeyebrowsslightly。\"Ishouldmuchprefertopassthespringwithoutthecompanionshipofanymousewhatever。\"
BothMadameandMr。Sagittariusopenedtheirlipstoreply,butbeforetheycouldejectasinglewordthedoorwasopenedbyMr。Ferdinand,whoannounced,——
\"SirTiglathButt。\"
Mr。Sagittariusstartedviolentlyandupsetavaseofroses,theastronomerrolledintotheroomwithaveryredface,andMr。Ferdinandadded,——
\"Dinnerisserved。\"
Mrs。MerilliashookhandswithSirTiglathandglanceddespairinglyaroundher。Itwassufficientlyobviousthatshewasconsideringhowtoarrangetheprocessiontothedining—room。
\"Hennessey,\"shebegan,\"willyoutakeLadyJulia?SirTiglath,willyou\"——shepaused,buttherewasnohelpforit,shewasobligedtocontinue——\"takeMrs。Sagittarius?Letmeintroduceyou,SirTiglathButt——Mrs。Sagittarius。Mr。Sagittarius,willyoutake——\"
\"Mr。Sagittarius!\"roaredSirTiglath。\"Whereishe?\"
ThatgentlemangatheredMr。Ferdinand’strousersupinbothhandsandpreparedforinstantaneousflight。
\"Whereishe?\"bellowedSirTiglath,wheelingroundwithamazingrapidityforsofataman。\"Ha!\"
HehadviewedMr。Sagittarius,who,graspingMr。Ferdinand’ssuitinpleats,duckedhisheadlikeonewishingtobebeforehandwithviolenceandsetthespatstowardsthedoor。SirTiglathadvanceduponhim。
\"TheoldastronomerhasheardthenameofSagittarius,\"hevociferated。
\"Hehasbeeninformedthat——\"
\"It’snottrue,sir,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,palewithterror。\"Itisnottrue。Idenyit。IamanAmeri——ImeanIamnottheAmericansyndicate——youareinerror,inabsoluteerror。Iswearit。Itaketheheavenstowitness。\"
AtthisremarkableandcomprehensivestatementMrs。MerilliaandLadyJulialookedateachotherinelegantamazement。
\"Whatdoyoumean,sir?\"exclaimedSirTiglath。\"Andwhydoyouinsultthesacredheavens,youanastronomer!\"
\"Iamnotanastronomer,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,cringinginthevoluminouswaistcoatofMr。Ferdinand。\"Iamanoutsidebroker。Iswearit。Mydress,mymannerproclaimthefact。Sophronia,tellthegentlemanthatIamanoutsidebrokerandthatallMargatehasrecognisedmeassuch。\"
\"Myhusbandstatesthefact,\"saidMadame,inresponsetothisimpassionedappeal。\"Myhusbandbrokesoutside,andhasdoneforthelasttwentyyears。Collectyourself,Jupiter。Praydonotdoffyour/togavirilibus/inthepresenceofladies!\"
TheterrorofMr。Sagittariuswassuch,however,thatitisverydoubtfulwhetherhewouldnothaveproceededthustodisrobehadnottheProphet,rendereddesperatebytheturnofevents,abruptlyleapedbetweenSirTiglathandhisoldandvaluedfriendand,gatheringtheoutragedLadyJuliaunderhisarm,exclaimed,——
\"Pray,pray——wecandiscussthismattermorecomfortablyatdinner。
Permitme,LadyJulia。SirTiglath,ifyouwillkindlygiveyourarmtoMadameSagittarius。Mr。Sagittarius,mygrandmother。\"
Sosaying,hemadeasortofflankmovement,soadroitlyconceivedandcarriedoutthat,inthetwinklingofaneye,hehaddrivenSirTiglathtothesideofMadameandhustledMr。SagittariusintotheimmediateneighbourhoodofMrs。Merillia。Norhadmorethantwominuteselapsedbeforethewholepartyfoundthemselves——theyscarceknewhow——arrangedaroundthediningtableandbeingservedwithclearsoupbyMr。
FerdinandandtheastoundedGustavus,whosenaturallyroundeyesbegantotakeanalmostoblongformasheattendedtothewantsofMrs。
Merillia’sveryunfamiliarguests,whoseoutlyingdemeanourandarchitecturalmannersevidentlyfilledhimwiththemostpoignantdismay。
AstoMrs。MerilliaandLadyJulia,theforegoingscenehadsoreducedthemthattheywerealmostbetrayedintosomehystericaldeparturefromtherulesofexquisitegoodbreedingwhichtheyhadunconsciouslyobservedfromthecradle。Indeed,thelatter,stronginthebeliefthatthetermsoutsidebrokerandravingmaniacwereinterchangeable,twicedroppedherspoonintohersoup—platebeforeshecouldsucceedinliftingittohermouth,andwasunabletopreventherselffromwhisperingtotheProphet,——
\"Pray,Mr。Vivian,tellmetheworst——isheabsolutelydangerous?\"
\"No,no,\"whisperedbacktheProphet,reassuringly。\"It’sallhisplay。\"
\"Play!\"murmuredLadyJulia,glancingatMr。Sagittarius,whowasholdingbacktherightsleeveofMr。Ferdinand’scoatwithhislefthandinordertohavethefreeuseofhisdinnerlimb。
\"Yes,\"whisperedtheProphet。\"He’sthemostharmless,innocentcreature。Achildmightstrokehim。Imeanhewouldn’thurtachild。\"
\"Yes,butwearenotchildren,\"saidLadyJulia,stillingreatapprehension。
MeanwhileSirTiglath,concernedwithhisdinner,tooknoheedofMr。
Sagittariusforthemoment,andthatgentleman,slightlyreassured,endeavouredtomakehimselfagreeabletoMrs。Merillia。
\"Youareverypleasantlysituatedhere,ma’am,\"hebegan。
Mrs。Merilliathoughthemeantbecauseshewasathiselbow,andansweredpolitely,——
\"Yes,verypleasantlysituated。\"
\"ItisindeedablessingtobewithinsucheasyreachoftheStores,\"
addedMr。Sagittarius,finishinghissoup,andpermittingMr。
Ferdinand’ssleevestoflowdownoncemoreoverhishands。
\"TheStores!\"saidMrs。Merillia。
\"/Ofestumdiesbeatusilla/!\"ejaculatedMadame,assuminganexpressionofprofoundandalmostpassionatesentiment。\"Happyindeedthegoodladywhodwellsinthecentraldistricts!\"
Shepermittedagiganticsightoleaveherbosomandtowanderfreelyamongthelocksofthoseatthetable。SirTiglath,who,onbeingassaultedbyherlearning,hadshownmomentarysymptomsofapoplexy,nowgavealoudgrunt,whiletheProphet,perceivingthathisgrandmotherandLadyJuliawerequiteunequaltotheoccasion,hastilyreplied,——
\"Yes,BerkeleySquareisveryconvenientinmayways。\"
\"Ah!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,keepingawaryeyeonSirTiglathandre—
addressinghimselftoMrs。Merillia,\"theBerkeleySquare。ButifyoulivedintheonebehindKimmins’sMews,itwouldbequiteanotherpairofboots,woulditnot,ma’am?\"
LadyJulia,whowassittingnexttoMr。Sagittarius,shiftedherchairnearertotheProphet,andwhispered,\"I’msureheisdangerous,Mr。
Vivian!\"whileMrs。Merillia,inthegreatestperplexity,replied,——
\"TheonebehindMr。Kimmins’sMews?\"
\"Ay,overagainstBrigwell’sBuildings,justbeyondthePauperLunaticAsylum。\"
LadyJuliaturnedpale。
\"Idaresay,\"answeredMrs。Merillia,bravely。\"ButIamnotacquaintedwiththeneighbourhoodyoumention。\"
\"YouknowtheMouse?\"
AtthisabruptreturntothesubjectofmiceLadyJuliabecamereallyterrified。
\"Befrankwithme,Mr。Vivian,\"shewhisperedtotheProphet,undercoverofboiledsalmon;\"ishearatcatcher?\"
\"GoodHeavens,no!\"whisperedbacktheProphet。\"He’s——he’squitethecontrary。\"
\"But——\"
\"Whatmouse?\"saidMrs。Merillia,endeavouringtoseempleasantlyatease,thoughshe,too,wasbeginningtofeelacertainamountofalarmatthesestrangebeings’persistentdiscussionoftheinhabitantsofthewainscot。\"Doyoualludetoanyspecialmouse?\"
\"Ido,ma’am。IalludetotheMousethathashelpedtomakeMadameandselfwhatweare。\"
SirTiglathbegantorollaboutinhischairpreparatorytosomedeliverance,andMrs。Merillia,castingasomewhatagitatedglanceathergrandson,answered,——
\"Really。Ididnotknowthatanythingsosmallcouldhavesomuchinfluence。\"
\"Itmaybesmall,ma’am,\"saidMr。Sagittarius。\"Buttoasensitivenatureitoftenseemsgigantic。\"
\"Youmeanatnight,Isuppose?Doesitdisturbyouverymuch?\"
\"Wehearit,ma’am,butitlullsustorest。\"
\"Indeed。Thatisveryfortunate。Ifearitmightkeepmeawake。\"
\"Sowethoughtatfirst。Butnowweshouldmissit。Shouldwenot,Sophronia?\"
\"Doubtless,\"repliedMadame,arranginganapkincarefullyoverherfichu,anddealingrigorouslywithsomemayonnaisesauce。\"Ithasbeenourperpetualcompanionformanyyears,/musamicushumanogeneri/。\"
SirTiglathswelled,andMrs。Merilliaresponded,——
\"Isee,apet。Isitwhite?\"
\"No,ma’am,\"returnedMr。Sagittarius,\"itisarich,chocolatebrownexceptonwetdays。Thenittakesonthehueofaleadpencil。\"
\"Indeed!\"saidMrs。Merillia,tryingnoblytoremainsocial。\"Howverycurious!\"
\"Weworshipitinsummer,\"continuedMr。Sagittarius。\"Inthesultryseasonitsoothesandcalmsus。\"
\"Thenitisquitetame?\"
\"Atthattimeofyear,butinwinternightsitissometimesalmostwild。\"
\"Ah,Idaresay。Theyoftenare,Iknow。\"
\"Thearchitectsandtheirwivesloveitaswedo。\"
\"Dothey?Howveryfortunate!\"
\"Weshouldhatetomissitevenforamoment。\"
\"Oh,Mr。Vivian!\"whisperedLadyJulia,\"thisisdreadful。\"I’malmostsurehe’sbroughtitwithhim。\"
\"No,no。It’snotalive。\"
\"Adeadmouse!\"
\"It’sariver。\"
\"Ariver!Buthesaiditwasamouse。\"
\"It’sboth。Mr。Sagittarius,\"addedtheProphet,inaloudanddesperatetoneofvoice,\"you’llfindthischampagnequitedry。Youneedn’tbeafraidofit。\"
\"Didyougetitfrombytherabbitshop,sir?\"askedMr。Sagittarius,liftinghisglass。\"Iorderedadozenin,onlythedaybeforeyesterday。\"
LadyJuliabegantotremble。
\"Isee,\"shewhisperedtotheProphet。\"Hismaniaisaboutanimals。\"
MeanwhiletheProphethadmadeawarningfaceatMr。Sagittarius,whosuddenlyrememberedhisdangerandsubsided,glancinguneasilyatSirTiglath,whoseintentionofaddressinghimhadbeenmomentarilyinterferedwithbyasweetbreadmaskedinapureeofspinach。
MadameSagittarius,assistedbyfoodanddrychampagne,wasnow——astheProphetperceivedwithhorror——beginningtofeelquiteatherease。Sheprotrudedherelbows,satmoreextensivelyinherchair,rolledherprominenteyesabouttheroomasoneaccustomedtoherstate,andsaid,withcondescension,toLadyJulia,——
\"IsyourladyshiptomakeoneofthepartyattheZoologicalGardensto—night?\"
LadyJulia,whonowbegantosupposethatMr。Sagittarius’scrazypassionforanimalswassharedbyhiswife,gaspedandanswered,——
\"AreyougoingtotheZoologicalGardens?\"
\"Yes,toanassembly。Itshouldbeverypleasant。Doyoumakeone?\"
\"IregretthatIamnotinvited,\"saidLadyJulia,ratherstiffly。
Madamebridled,undertheimpressionthatshewasscoringoffamemberofthearistocracy。
\"Indeed,\"sheremarked,withaclick。\"YetIpresumethatyourladyshipisnotinsensibletothecharmsofroutandcollation?\"
\"Ibegyourpardon?\"saidLadyJulia,beginningtolooklikeanimagemadeofcastiron。
\"Iimaginethatthesocialwhirlfindsinyourladyshipawillingacolyte?\"
\"Oh,no。Igooutverylittle。\"
\"Indeed,\"saidMadame,withsomecontempt。\"ThenyoudonotfrequentthePalace?\"
\"ThePalace!DoyoumeantheCrystalPalace?\"
\"OfBuckingham?Youarenotan/amicascuriae/?\"
\"IfearIdon’tcatchyourmeaning。\"
\"DoesnotyourladyshipcomprehendtheLatintongue?\"
\"Certainlynot,\"saidLadyJulia,whowasborninanagewhenitwasconsideredhighlyimproperforayoungfemaletohaveanydealingswiththeancients。\"Certainlynot。\"
\"Dearme!\"saidMadame,withpityingamazement。\"Youhearherladyship,Jupiter?\"
\"Ido,myangel。Madameisaladyofdeepeducation,ma’am,\"saidMr。
Sagittarius,turningtoMrs。Merillia,whohadbeenlisteningtotheforegoingcross—examinationwithperpetually—increasinghorror。
\"NodecentfemaleshouldunderstandGreekorLatin,\"roaredSirTiglathatthispoint。\"Ifshedoesshe’ssuretoreadagreatdealthatshe’snobusinesstoknowanythingabout。\"
AtthischallengeMadame’sbulgingbrowwasovercastwitharedcloud。
\"Ibegtodisagree,sir,\"sheexclaimed。\"InmyopiniontheGeorgicsofHoratius,Homer’sIdylsandthesatiresofthegreatJuvenile——\"
\"Thegreatwhat?\"bellowedSirTiglath。
\"ThegreatJuvenile,sir。\"
\"Thereneverwasagreatjuvenile,ma’am。Talentmustbemellowbeforeitisworthtasting,whateverthemodernwhipper—snappermaysay。Thereneverwas,andthereneverwillbe,agreatjuvenile——therecanonlybeajuvenilepreparingtobegreat。\"
\"Really,sir。\"
\"Iaffirmit,madam。AndasyouseemsomightyfondofLatin,rememberwhatHoracesays——/Quicupitopatamcursucontingeremetam,Multatulitfecitquepuer,sudavitetalsit/。Oh—h—h—h!\"
AndSirTiglathflunghimselfbackinhischair,puffingouthisenormouscheeksandwagginghisgiganticheadatMadamewho,foronceinherlife,seemedentirelyataloss,andunabletocalltoherassistanceasingleshredoflearningfromthelibraryofDr。Carter。
HavingatlastemergedfromhisEpicureansilence,theastronomernowproceededtotakethefloor。Satisfiedthathehadlaidapresumingfemalelow,heswunground,asifonapivot,towhereMr。Sagittariuswassittinginthegreatestagitation,androared,——
\"Andnow,sirwhatisallthisaboutyourbeinganoutsidebroker?I
wasdistinctlyinformedbythisgentlemanonlyanightortwoagothatyouwereadistinguishedastronomer。\"
\"Iambetrayed!\"criedMr。Sagittarius,droppingtheknifeandforkwhichhehadjustpickedupforthedissectionofalobstercroquette。
\"Isaidthiswasatrap。Isaiditwasarat—trapfromthefirst。\"
\"Iknewhemustbearatcatcher,\"whisperedLadyJuliatotheProphet,whowasabouttorisefromhisseatandendeavourtocalmhisguest。\"I
wascertainnoonebutaratcatchercouldtalkinsuchamanner。\"
\"Heisnotindeed!Mr。Sagittarius,praysitdown!Youarealarmingmygrandmother。\"
\"Ican’thelpthat,sir。Iamnotgoingtosithere,sir,andbeslain。\"
\"Tsh!Tsh!ImerelyinformedSirTiglaththeothereveningthatwhatMissMinervahadtoldhimaboutyouwastrue。\"
\"MissMinerva!\"criedMadame,glancingatherhusbandinamostterriblemanner。\"MissMinerva!\"
\"LadyEnidThistle,Imean,\"criedtheProphet,mentallycursingthedaywhenhewasborn。
\"Who’sthat?\"exclaimedMadame,beginningtolookalmostexactlylikeMedusa。
\"AyoungfemalewhoinformedtheoldastronomerthatyourhusbandandanelderlyfemalenamedMrs。Bridgemanhadforalongwhilebeencarryingonastronomicalinvestigationstogether——\"
\"Carryingontogether!\"vociferatedMadame。\"Jupiter!\"
\"Andthattheyhadcometotheconclusionthattherewasprobablyoxygenincertainoftheholyfixedstars。Oxygen,sotheelderlyfemale——\"
\"Oxygeninanelderlyfemale!\"criedMadame,inthegreatestexcitement。\"Jupiter,isthistrue?\"
Mr。SagittariuswasabouttobringforwardaflatdenialwhentheProphet,leaningbehindtheterrifiedbackofLadyJulia,hissedinhisear,——
\"Sayyes,orhe’llfindoutwhoyoureallyare!\"
\"Yes,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,inacatapulticmanner。
Madamebegantoshowelaboratesymptomsofpreparationforalarge—
sizedfitofhysterics。Shecaughtherbreathfiveorsixtimesrunninginaresoundingmanner,heavedherbosombeneaththegreenchiffonandcoffee—colouredlace,andtorefeeblywithbothhandsatalargemedallionbroochthatwasdoingsentrydutynearherthroat。
\"Pray,pray,Madame,\"exclaimedtheProphet,whowasnownearhiswits’
end。\"Pray——\"
\"HowcanIprayattable,sir?\"sheretorted,suddenlyshowingfight。
\"Youforgetyourself。\"
\"Oh,Hennessey,\"saidpoorMrs。Merillia,\"whatdoesallthismean?\"
\"Nothing,grannie,nothingexceptthatMr。Sagittariusisaverymodestmananddoesnotcaretoacknowledgethegreatnessofhistalents。Praysitdown,Mr。Sagittarius。Hereistheicepudding。Madame,Iamsureyouwilltakesomeice。Mr。Ferdinand!\"
\"Sir?\"
\"TheicetoMadameSagittariusinstantly!\"
Mr。Ferdinand,whowastremblingineverylimbathavingtoassistatsuchasceneinhisdining—room,whichhadhithertobeentheverytempleofsoftconversationandthemostexquisitedecorum,advancedtowardsMadame,clatteringtheflatsilverdish,andcausingthefrozendelicacythatthecookhadelegantlyposeduponittorunfirstthiswayandthenthatasifinimitativeagitation。
\"Icannot,\"sobbedMadame,beginningoncemoretocatchherbreath。\"Atsuchamomentfoodbecomesrepulsive!\"
\"Iassureyouourcook’sicepuddingsarequitedelicious;aren’tthey,grannie?\"
\"Ihavenoidea,Hennessey,\"saidMrs。Merillia,whowassoupsetbytheextraordinarysceneatwhichshewaspresidinginthecharacterofhostess,thatshemechanicallyclutchedtheleftbandeauofherdelightfulwig,andsetitquiteaquarterofaninchawry。
\"Tryit,Madame,\"criedtheProphet。\"Iimploreyoutotryit。\"
ThusadjuredMadamedetachedalargepieceoftheagilepuddingwithsomedifficulty,andsubsidedintoamorosesilence,whileherhusbandsatwithhiseyesfixedimploringlyuponher,totallyregardlessofhissocialduties。AsbothMrs。MerilliaandLadyJuliawerebythistimethoroughlyunnerved,andSirTiglathwasoncemoreimmersedinhisfood,thewholeburdenofconversationfellupontheProphet,whoindulgedinafeverishmonologuethatlasteduntiltheendofdinner。
Whathetalkedabouthecouldneverafterwardscertainlyremember,buthehadavagueideathathediscussedtheforeignrelationsofEnglandwithMadagascar,theprobablefutureofPoland,thesocialhabitsofthewomenofAlaska,theprospectsoftobaccocultureinWestMeath,andtheeffectthatimportedMexicanswouldbelikelytoproduceuponthenaturalsimplicityofsuchunsophisticatedpersonsasinhabitLundyIslandorthemoreremotedistrictsoftheShetlands。Whentheladiesatlengthrosetoleavethedining—roomhisbrainwasinawhirlandhehadlittledoubtthathistemperaturewasupto104。Neverthelesshismindwasstillactive,wasindeedpreternaturallyacuteforthemoment,andhesawinaflashtheimpossibilityofleavingMadameSagittariusalonewithhisgrandmotherandLadyJulia。Astheygotupfromtheirseatshethereforetookouthiswatchandsaid,——
\"Dearme!ItislaterthanIhadsupposed。IamafraidweoughttobestartingforZoologicalHouse。Mrs。Bridgemanwillbeexpectingus。\"
\"Certainly,sir,certainly!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,withallthealacrityofsupremecowardice,andcastingaterror—strickenglancetowardsSirTiglath,whowasgloweringathimwithglassyeyesaboveaglassofport。\"Mrs。Bridgemanwillbeexpectingus!\"
\"Iwillassumemycloak,\"saidMadame,fiercely。\"Jupiter!\"
\"Mydarling!\"
\"Kindlyseekmyfurs。\"
\"Certainly,mylove,\"repliedMr。Sagittarius,dartingeagerlyfromtheapartmenttofetchtherabbit—skins。
\"LadyJulia,Ihopeyouwillforgiveus,\"saidtheProphet,withpassionatecontrition。\"IfIhadhadtheslightestideathatweshouldhavethepleasureofseeingyouto—night,ofcourseIshouldhavegivenupthisengagement。Butitissuchanoldone——settledmonthsago——andIhavepromisedMrs。Bridgemansofaithfullythat——\"
\"Theoldastronomerwillgowithyou,\"criedSirTiglathatthismoment,swallowinghisglassofportatagulp,androllingoutofhischair。
TheProphetturnedcold,thinkingofMissMinerva,whowouldbepresentatMrs。Bridgeman’slivinghersecretdoublelife。Itwasimperativetopreventtheastronomerfromaccompanyingthem。
\"IdidnotthinkyouknewMrs。Bridgeman,SirTiglath,\"theProphetbegan,whileMrs。MerilliaandLadyJuliastoodblanklynearthedoor,tryingtolookcalmanddignifiedwhileeveryonewasardentlypreparingtodesertthem。
\"Theoldastronomermustknowherbeforetheeveningisonehourmoreadvanced。Hemustquestionherregardingtheholystars。HemustexamineherandthisSagittarius,whoclaimstobeanoutsidebrokerandyettohavediscoveredoxygeninthefixedinhabitantsofthesacredheavens。Mycloak!\"
ThelastwordswerebellowedatGustavus,whorushedforwardwithSirTiglath’sInverness。