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  Mrs。Merilliaandthisladylookedupwhenthedooropened,andLadyJuliapausedmidwayinasentence,ofwhichtheseweretheopeningwords,——

  \"Theolddukewouldn’tmakeitover,andsopoorLoftushastopaynearlyamilliontotheChancelloroftheExcheq——\"

  \"Howd’youdo,LadyJulia?Grannie,Ihavepersuadedmyfriends,Mr。

  andMadameSagittarius,tojoinusatdinner。SirTiglathButtismostanxioustomeetMr。Sagittarius,whoisagreatastronomer。Letme——

  MadameSagittarius,Mrs。Merillia——Mr。Sagittarius——Mrs。Merillia,mygrandmother——LadyJuliaPostlethwaite。\"

  Mrs。Merillia,althoughtakencompletelybysurprise,andfullyconsciousthathergrandsonhadcommittedanoutrageinturninganarrangedandintimatequartettewithoutpermissionintoadisorganisedsextette,bowedwithself—possessedgraciousness,andindicatedachairtoMadame,whoseatedherselfinitwiththatsortofdefensiveandostentatiousmajestywhichisoftensupposedbyill—bredpeopletobeaperfectsocietymanner。Mr。Sagittariusremainedstandinginhisenormoussuit,turningouthisfeet,overwhichMr。Ferdinand’strousersrippledinbroadclothwaves,inthefirstposition。Aslightpauseensued,duringwhichtheProphetwasuncomfortablyaffectedbythebehaviourofMadame,whogazedattheveryneatandsuperiorwigwornbyMrs。Merillia,andatthatlady’scharmingsilvergreydamaskgown,inamannerthatsuggestedamazementtemperedwithindignation,herinstantexpressionofthesetwosentimentsbeingonlyheldincheckbyacertainreverencewhichwasdoubtlessinspiredbytheprettyroom,thethickcarpet,theancestralpicturesuponthewalls,andtheloftybearingofLadyJuliaPostlethwaite,whocouldscarcelyconcealherverynaturalsurpriseattheextraordinaryappearanceofMr。

  Sagittarius。AstoMrs。Merillia,althoughshewas,inreality,nearfaintingwithwonderathergrandson’sescapade,shepreservedanexpressionofgraciousbenignity,anddidnotallowamotionofhereyelidsoraflutterofherfantobetrayheremotionatfindingherselftheunpreparedhostessofsuchunusualguests。TheProphetbrokethesilencebysaying,inavoicethatcrackedwithagitation,——

  \"Itrust——Isincerelytrustthatweshallhaveaclementspringthisyear。\"

  LadyJulia,atwhomhehadlookedwhileutteringthisoriginaldesire,wasabouttoreplywhenMadameutteredastentorianclickandinterposed。

  \"Inthespringtheyoungman’sfancylightlyturnstothoughtsoflove,\"sheremarked,withthefictitiouseaseofprofoundill—breeding。

  Noonedaredtodisputetheportentousstatement,andsheresumedmajestically,——

  \"TheMouseisdeliciousinspring。\"

  Therewasanotherdeadsilence,andMadame,turningwithpatronisingandheavyaffabilitytowardsLadyJulia,added,——

  \"YourladyshipdoubtlesslovestheMouse——/MusPulcherrimo/——inspringasIdo?\"

  TheProphetfeltasifhewerebeingprickedbythousandsofred—hotneedles,andtheperspirationburstoutinbeadsuponhisforehead。

  \"Iamnotspeciallyfondofmiceinspring,orindeedatanyseason,\"

  repliedLadyJulia,withherslight,butverydistinctandbell—like,cough。

  \"IsaidtheMouse,yourladyship,\"returnedMadame,feedinguponthistitledacquaintancewithherbulgingblackeyes,andpushingthekidbootswelloutfromunderherbrownskirt。\"IobservedthattheMousewaspeculiarlydeliciousintheseasonoflove。\"

  \"Nomouseattractsme,\"saidLadyJulia,coughingagainandraisingherfineeyebrowsslightly。\"Ishouldmuchprefertopassthespringwithoutthecompanionshipofanymousewhatever。\"

  BothMadameandMr。Sagittariusopenedtheirlipstoreply,butbeforetheycouldejectasinglewordthedoorwasopenedbyMr。Ferdinand,whoannounced,——

  \"SirTiglathButt。\"

  Mr。Sagittariusstartedviolentlyandupsetavaseofroses,theastronomerrolledintotheroomwithaveryredface,andMr。Ferdinandadded,——

  \"Dinnerisserved。\"

  Mrs。MerilliashookhandswithSirTiglathandglanceddespairinglyaroundher。Itwassufficientlyobviousthatshewasconsideringhowtoarrangetheprocessiontothedining—room。

  \"Hennessey,\"shebegan,\"willyoutakeLadyJulia?SirTiglath,willyou\"——shepaused,buttherewasnohelpforit,shewasobligedtocontinue——\"takeMrs。Sagittarius?Letmeintroduceyou,SirTiglathButt——Mrs。Sagittarius。Mr。Sagittarius,willyoutake——\"

  \"Mr。Sagittarius!\"roaredSirTiglath。\"Whereishe?\"

  ThatgentlemangatheredMr。Ferdinand’strousersupinbothhandsandpreparedforinstantaneousflight。

  \"Whereishe?\"bellowedSirTiglath,wheelingroundwithamazingrapidityforsofataman。\"Ha!\"

  HehadviewedMr。Sagittarius,who,graspingMr。Ferdinand’ssuitinpleats,duckedhisheadlikeonewishingtobebeforehandwithviolenceandsetthespatstowardsthedoor。SirTiglathadvanceduponhim。

  \"TheoldastronomerhasheardthenameofSagittarius,\"hevociferated。

  \"Hehasbeeninformedthat——\"

  \"It’snottrue,sir,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,palewithterror。\"Itisnottrue。Idenyit。IamanAmeri——ImeanIamnottheAmericansyndicate——youareinerror,inabsoluteerror。Iswearit。Itaketheheavenstowitness。\"

  AtthisremarkableandcomprehensivestatementMrs。MerilliaandLadyJulialookedateachotherinelegantamazement。

  \"Whatdoyoumean,sir?\"exclaimedSirTiglath。\"Andwhydoyouinsultthesacredheavens,youanastronomer!\"

  \"Iamnotanastronomer,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,cringinginthevoluminouswaistcoatofMr。Ferdinand。\"Iamanoutsidebroker。Iswearit。Mydress,mymannerproclaimthefact。Sophronia,tellthegentlemanthatIamanoutsidebrokerandthatallMargatehasrecognisedmeassuch。\"

  \"Myhusbandstatesthefact,\"saidMadame,inresponsetothisimpassionedappeal。\"Myhusbandbrokesoutside,andhasdoneforthelasttwentyyears。Collectyourself,Jupiter。Praydonotdoffyour/togavirilibus/inthepresenceofladies!\"

  TheterrorofMr。Sagittariuswassuch,however,thatitisverydoubtfulwhetherhewouldnothaveproceededthustodisrobehadnottheProphet,rendereddesperatebytheturnofevents,abruptlyleapedbetweenSirTiglathandhisoldandvaluedfriendand,gatheringtheoutragedLadyJuliaunderhisarm,exclaimed,——

  \"Pray,pray——wecandiscussthismattermorecomfortablyatdinner。

  Permitme,LadyJulia。SirTiglath,ifyouwillkindlygiveyourarmtoMadameSagittarius。Mr。Sagittarius,mygrandmother。\"

  Sosaying,hemadeasortofflankmovement,soadroitlyconceivedandcarriedoutthat,inthetwinklingofaneye,hehaddrivenSirTiglathtothesideofMadameandhustledMr。SagittariusintotheimmediateneighbourhoodofMrs。Merillia。Norhadmorethantwominuteselapsedbeforethewholepartyfoundthemselves——theyscarceknewhow——arrangedaroundthediningtableandbeingservedwithclearsoupbyMr。

  FerdinandandtheastoundedGustavus,whosenaturallyroundeyesbegantotakeanalmostoblongformasheattendedtothewantsofMrs。

  Merillia’sveryunfamiliarguests,whoseoutlyingdemeanourandarchitecturalmannersevidentlyfilledhimwiththemostpoignantdismay。

  AstoMrs。MerilliaandLadyJulia,theforegoingscenehadsoreducedthemthattheywerealmostbetrayedintosomehystericaldeparturefromtherulesofexquisitegoodbreedingwhichtheyhadunconsciouslyobservedfromthecradle。Indeed,thelatter,stronginthebeliefthatthetermsoutsidebrokerandravingmaniacwereinterchangeable,twicedroppedherspoonintohersoup—platebeforeshecouldsucceedinliftingittohermouth,andwasunabletopreventherselffromwhisperingtotheProphet,——

  \"Pray,Mr。Vivian,tellmetheworst——isheabsolutelydangerous?\"

  \"No,no,\"whisperedbacktheProphet,reassuringly。\"It’sallhisplay。\"

  \"Play!\"murmuredLadyJulia,glancingatMr。Sagittarius,whowasholdingbacktherightsleeveofMr。Ferdinand’scoatwithhislefthandinordertohavethefreeuseofhisdinnerlimb。

  \"Yes,\"whisperedtheProphet。\"He’sthemostharmless,innocentcreature。Achildmightstrokehim。Imeanhewouldn’thurtachild。\"

  \"Yes,butwearenotchildren,\"saidLadyJulia,stillingreatapprehension。

  MeanwhileSirTiglath,concernedwithhisdinner,tooknoheedofMr。

  Sagittariusforthemoment,andthatgentleman,slightlyreassured,endeavouredtomakehimselfagreeabletoMrs。Merillia。

  \"Youareverypleasantlysituatedhere,ma’am,\"hebegan。

  Mrs。Merilliathoughthemeantbecauseshewasathiselbow,andansweredpolitely,——

  \"Yes,verypleasantlysituated。\"

  \"ItisindeedablessingtobewithinsucheasyreachoftheStores,\"

  addedMr。Sagittarius,finishinghissoup,andpermittingMr。

  Ferdinand’ssleevestoflowdownoncemoreoverhishands。

  \"TheStores!\"saidMrs。Merillia。

  \"/Ofestumdiesbeatusilla/!\"ejaculatedMadame,assuminganexpressionofprofoundandalmostpassionatesentiment。\"Happyindeedthegoodladywhodwellsinthecentraldistricts!\"

  Shepermittedagiganticsightoleaveherbosomandtowanderfreelyamongthelocksofthoseatthetable。SirTiglath,who,onbeingassaultedbyherlearning,hadshownmomentarysymptomsofapoplexy,nowgavealoudgrunt,whiletheProphet,perceivingthathisgrandmotherandLadyJuliawerequiteunequaltotheoccasion,hastilyreplied,——

  \"Yes,BerkeleySquareisveryconvenientinmayways。\"

  \"Ah!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,keepingawaryeyeonSirTiglathandre—

  addressinghimselftoMrs。Merillia,\"theBerkeleySquare。ButifyoulivedintheonebehindKimmins’sMews,itwouldbequiteanotherpairofboots,woulditnot,ma’am?\"

  LadyJulia,whowassittingnexttoMr。Sagittarius,shiftedherchairnearertotheProphet,andwhispered,\"I’msureheisdangerous,Mr。

  Vivian!\"whileMrs。Merillia,inthegreatestperplexity,replied,——

  \"TheonebehindMr。Kimmins’sMews?\"

  \"Ay,overagainstBrigwell’sBuildings,justbeyondthePauperLunaticAsylum。\"

  LadyJuliaturnedpale。

  \"Idaresay,\"answeredMrs。Merillia,bravely。\"ButIamnotacquaintedwiththeneighbourhoodyoumention。\"

  \"YouknowtheMouse?\"

  AtthisabruptreturntothesubjectofmiceLadyJuliabecamereallyterrified。

  \"Befrankwithme,Mr。Vivian,\"shewhisperedtotheProphet,undercoverofboiledsalmon;\"ishearatcatcher?\"

  \"GoodHeavens,no!\"whisperedbacktheProphet。\"He’s——he’squitethecontrary。\"

  \"But——\"

  \"Whatmouse?\"saidMrs。Merillia,endeavouringtoseempleasantlyatease,thoughshe,too,wasbeginningtofeelacertainamountofalarmatthesestrangebeings’persistentdiscussionoftheinhabitantsofthewainscot。\"Doyoualludetoanyspecialmouse?\"

  \"Ido,ma’am。IalludetotheMousethathashelpedtomakeMadameandselfwhatweare。\"

  SirTiglathbegantorollaboutinhischairpreparatorytosomedeliverance,andMrs。Merillia,castingasomewhatagitatedglanceathergrandson,answered,——

  \"Really。Ididnotknowthatanythingsosmallcouldhavesomuchinfluence。\"

  \"Itmaybesmall,ma’am,\"saidMr。Sagittarius。\"Buttoasensitivenatureitoftenseemsgigantic。\"

  \"Youmeanatnight,Isuppose?Doesitdisturbyouverymuch?\"

  \"Wehearit,ma’am,butitlullsustorest。\"

  \"Indeed。Thatisveryfortunate。Ifearitmightkeepmeawake。\"

  \"Sowethoughtatfirst。Butnowweshouldmissit。Shouldwenot,Sophronia?\"

  \"Doubtless,\"repliedMadame,arranginganapkincarefullyoverherfichu,anddealingrigorouslywithsomemayonnaisesauce。\"Ithasbeenourperpetualcompanionformanyyears,/musamicushumanogeneri/。\"

  SirTiglathswelled,andMrs。Merilliaresponded,——

  \"Isee,apet。Isitwhite?\"

  \"No,ma’am,\"returnedMr。Sagittarius,\"itisarich,chocolatebrownexceptonwetdays。Thenittakesonthehueofaleadpencil。\"

  \"Indeed!\"saidMrs。Merillia,tryingnoblytoremainsocial。\"Howverycurious!\"

  \"Weworshipitinsummer,\"continuedMr。Sagittarius。\"Inthesultryseasonitsoothesandcalmsus。\"

  \"Thenitisquitetame?\"

  \"Atthattimeofyear,butinwinternightsitissometimesalmostwild。\"

  \"Ah,Idaresay。Theyoftenare,Iknow。\"

  \"Thearchitectsandtheirwivesloveitaswedo。\"

  \"Dothey?Howveryfortunate!\"

  \"Weshouldhatetomissitevenforamoment。\"

  \"Oh,Mr。Vivian!\"whisperedLadyJulia,\"thisisdreadful。\"I’malmostsurehe’sbroughtitwithhim。\"

  \"No,no。It’snotalive。\"

  \"Adeadmouse!\"

  \"It’sariver。\"

  \"Ariver!Buthesaiditwasamouse。\"

  \"It’sboth。Mr。Sagittarius,\"addedtheProphet,inaloudanddesperatetoneofvoice,\"you’llfindthischampagnequitedry。Youneedn’tbeafraidofit。\"

  \"Didyougetitfrombytherabbitshop,sir?\"askedMr。Sagittarius,liftinghisglass。\"Iorderedadozenin,onlythedaybeforeyesterday。\"

  LadyJuliabegantotremble。

  \"Isee,\"shewhisperedtotheProphet。\"Hismaniaisaboutanimals。\"

  MeanwhiletheProphethadmadeawarningfaceatMr。Sagittarius,whosuddenlyrememberedhisdangerandsubsided,glancinguneasilyatSirTiglath,whoseintentionofaddressinghimhadbeenmomentarilyinterferedwithbyasweetbreadmaskedinapureeofspinach。

  MadameSagittarius,assistedbyfoodanddrychampagne,wasnow——astheProphetperceivedwithhorror——beginningtofeelquiteatherease。Sheprotrudedherelbows,satmoreextensivelyinherchair,rolledherprominenteyesabouttheroomasoneaccustomedtoherstate,andsaid,withcondescension,toLadyJulia,——

  \"IsyourladyshiptomakeoneofthepartyattheZoologicalGardensto—night?\"

  LadyJulia,whonowbegantosupposethatMr。Sagittarius’scrazypassionforanimalswassharedbyhiswife,gaspedandanswered,——

  \"AreyougoingtotheZoologicalGardens?\"

  \"Yes,toanassembly。Itshouldbeverypleasant。Doyoumakeone?\"

  \"IregretthatIamnotinvited,\"saidLadyJulia,ratherstiffly。

  Madamebridled,undertheimpressionthatshewasscoringoffamemberofthearistocracy。

  \"Indeed,\"sheremarked,withaclick。\"YetIpresumethatyourladyshipisnotinsensibletothecharmsofroutandcollation?\"

  \"Ibegyourpardon?\"saidLadyJulia,beginningtolooklikeanimagemadeofcastiron。

  \"Iimaginethatthesocialwhirlfindsinyourladyshipawillingacolyte?\"

  \"Oh,no。Igooutverylittle。\"

  \"Indeed,\"saidMadame,withsomecontempt。\"ThenyoudonotfrequentthePalace?\"

  \"ThePalace!DoyoumeantheCrystalPalace?\"

  \"OfBuckingham?Youarenotan/amicascuriae/?\"

  \"IfearIdon’tcatchyourmeaning。\"

  \"DoesnotyourladyshipcomprehendtheLatintongue?\"

  \"Certainlynot,\"saidLadyJulia,whowasborninanagewhenitwasconsideredhighlyimproperforayoungfemaletohaveanydealingswiththeancients。\"Certainlynot。\"

  \"Dearme!\"saidMadame,withpityingamazement。\"Youhearherladyship,Jupiter?\"

  \"Ido,myangel。Madameisaladyofdeepeducation,ma’am,\"saidMr。

  Sagittarius,turningtoMrs。Merillia,whohadbeenlisteningtotheforegoingcross—examinationwithperpetually—increasinghorror。

  \"NodecentfemaleshouldunderstandGreekorLatin,\"roaredSirTiglathatthispoint。\"Ifshedoesshe’ssuretoreadagreatdealthatshe’snobusinesstoknowanythingabout。\"

  AtthischallengeMadame’sbulgingbrowwasovercastwitharedcloud。

  \"Ibegtodisagree,sir,\"sheexclaimed。\"InmyopiniontheGeorgicsofHoratius,Homer’sIdylsandthesatiresofthegreatJuvenile——\"

  \"Thegreatwhat?\"bellowedSirTiglath。

  \"ThegreatJuvenile,sir。\"

  \"Thereneverwasagreatjuvenile,ma’am。Talentmustbemellowbeforeitisworthtasting,whateverthemodernwhipper—snappermaysay。Thereneverwas,andthereneverwillbe,agreatjuvenile——therecanonlybeajuvenilepreparingtobegreat。\"

  \"Really,sir。\"

  \"Iaffirmit,madam。AndasyouseemsomightyfondofLatin,rememberwhatHoracesays——/Quicupitopatamcursucontingeremetam,Multatulitfecitquepuer,sudavitetalsit/。Oh—h—h—h!\"

  AndSirTiglathflunghimselfbackinhischair,puffingouthisenormouscheeksandwagginghisgiganticheadatMadamewho,foronceinherlife,seemedentirelyataloss,andunabletocalltoherassistanceasingleshredoflearningfromthelibraryofDr。Carter。

  HavingatlastemergedfromhisEpicureansilence,theastronomernowproceededtotakethefloor。Satisfiedthathehadlaidapresumingfemalelow,heswunground,asifonapivot,towhereMr。Sagittariuswassittinginthegreatestagitation,androared,——

  \"Andnow,sirwhatisallthisaboutyourbeinganoutsidebroker?I

  wasdistinctlyinformedbythisgentlemanonlyanightortwoagothatyouwereadistinguishedastronomer。\"

  \"Iambetrayed!\"criedMr。Sagittarius,droppingtheknifeandforkwhichhehadjustpickedupforthedissectionofalobstercroquette。

  \"Isaidthiswasatrap。Isaiditwasarat—trapfromthefirst。\"

  \"Iknewhemustbearatcatcher,\"whisperedLadyJuliatotheProphet,whowasabouttorisefromhisseatandendeavourtocalmhisguest。\"I

  wascertainnoonebutaratcatchercouldtalkinsuchamanner。\"

  \"Heisnotindeed!Mr。Sagittarius,praysitdown!Youarealarmingmygrandmother。\"

  \"Ican’thelpthat,sir。Iamnotgoingtosithere,sir,andbeslain。\"

  \"Tsh!Tsh!ImerelyinformedSirTiglaththeothereveningthatwhatMissMinervahadtoldhimaboutyouwastrue。\"

  \"MissMinerva!\"criedMadame,glancingatherhusbandinamostterriblemanner。\"MissMinerva!\"

  \"LadyEnidThistle,Imean,\"criedtheProphet,mentallycursingthedaywhenhewasborn。

  \"Who’sthat?\"exclaimedMadame,beginningtolookalmostexactlylikeMedusa。

  \"AyoungfemalewhoinformedtheoldastronomerthatyourhusbandandanelderlyfemalenamedMrs。Bridgemanhadforalongwhilebeencarryingonastronomicalinvestigationstogether——\"

  \"Carryingontogether!\"vociferatedMadame。\"Jupiter!\"

  \"Andthattheyhadcometotheconclusionthattherewasprobablyoxygenincertainoftheholyfixedstars。Oxygen,sotheelderlyfemale——\"

  \"Oxygeninanelderlyfemale!\"criedMadame,inthegreatestexcitement。\"Jupiter,isthistrue?\"

  Mr。SagittariuswasabouttobringforwardaflatdenialwhentheProphet,leaningbehindtheterrifiedbackofLadyJulia,hissedinhisear,——

  \"Sayyes,orhe’llfindoutwhoyoureallyare!\"

  \"Yes,\"criedMr。Sagittarius,inacatapulticmanner。

  Madamebegantoshowelaboratesymptomsofpreparationforalarge—

  sizedfitofhysterics。Shecaughtherbreathfiveorsixtimesrunninginaresoundingmanner,heavedherbosombeneaththegreenchiffonandcoffee—colouredlace,andtorefeeblywithbothhandsatalargemedallionbroochthatwasdoingsentrydutynearherthroat。

  \"Pray,pray,Madame,\"exclaimedtheProphet,whowasnownearhiswits’

  end。\"Pray——\"

  \"HowcanIprayattable,sir?\"sheretorted,suddenlyshowingfight。

  \"Youforgetyourself。\"

  \"Oh,Hennessey,\"saidpoorMrs。Merillia,\"whatdoesallthismean?\"

  \"Nothing,grannie,nothingexceptthatMr。Sagittariusisaverymodestmananddoesnotcaretoacknowledgethegreatnessofhistalents。Praysitdown,Mr。Sagittarius。Hereistheicepudding。Madame,Iamsureyouwilltakesomeice。Mr。Ferdinand!\"

  \"Sir?\"

  \"TheicetoMadameSagittariusinstantly!\"

  Mr。Ferdinand,whowastremblingineverylimbathavingtoassistatsuchasceneinhisdining—room,whichhadhithertobeentheverytempleofsoftconversationandthemostexquisitedecorum,advancedtowardsMadame,clatteringtheflatsilverdish,andcausingthefrozendelicacythatthecookhadelegantlyposeduponittorunfirstthiswayandthenthatasifinimitativeagitation。

  \"Icannot,\"sobbedMadame,beginningoncemoretocatchherbreath。\"Atsuchamomentfoodbecomesrepulsive!\"

  \"Iassureyouourcook’sicepuddingsarequitedelicious;aren’tthey,grannie?\"

  \"Ihavenoidea,Hennessey,\"saidMrs。Merillia,whowassoupsetbytheextraordinarysceneatwhichshewaspresidinginthecharacterofhostess,thatshemechanicallyclutchedtheleftbandeauofherdelightfulwig,andsetitquiteaquarterofaninchawry。

  \"Tryit,Madame,\"criedtheProphet。\"Iimploreyoutotryit。\"

  ThusadjuredMadamedetachedalargepieceoftheagilepuddingwithsomedifficulty,andsubsidedintoamorosesilence,whileherhusbandsatwithhiseyesfixedimploringlyuponher,totallyregardlessofhissocialduties。AsbothMrs。MerilliaandLadyJuliawerebythistimethoroughlyunnerved,andSirTiglathwasoncemoreimmersedinhisfood,thewholeburdenofconversationfellupontheProphet,whoindulgedinafeverishmonologuethatlasteduntiltheendofdinner。

  Whathetalkedabouthecouldneverafterwardscertainlyremember,buthehadavagueideathathediscussedtheforeignrelationsofEnglandwithMadagascar,theprobablefutureofPoland,thesocialhabitsofthewomenofAlaska,theprospectsoftobaccocultureinWestMeath,andtheeffectthatimportedMexicanswouldbelikelytoproduceuponthenaturalsimplicityofsuchunsophisticatedpersonsasinhabitLundyIslandorthemoreremotedistrictsoftheShetlands。Whentheladiesatlengthrosetoleavethedining—roomhisbrainwasinawhirlandhehadlittledoubtthathistemperaturewasupto104。Neverthelesshismindwasstillactive,wasindeedpreternaturallyacuteforthemoment,andhesawinaflashtheimpossibilityofleavingMadameSagittariusalonewithhisgrandmotherandLadyJulia。Astheygotupfromtheirseatshethereforetookouthiswatchandsaid,——

  \"Dearme!ItislaterthanIhadsupposed。IamafraidweoughttobestartingforZoologicalHouse。Mrs。Bridgemanwillbeexpectingus。\"

  \"Certainly,sir,certainly!\"saidMr。Sagittarius,withallthealacrityofsupremecowardice,andcastingaterror—strickenglancetowardsSirTiglath,whowasgloweringathimwithglassyeyesaboveaglassofport。\"Mrs。Bridgemanwillbeexpectingus!\"

  \"Iwillassumemycloak,\"saidMadame,fiercely。\"Jupiter!\"

  \"Mydarling!\"

  \"Kindlyseekmyfurs。\"

  \"Certainly,mylove,\"repliedMr。Sagittarius,dartingeagerlyfromtheapartmenttofetchtherabbit—skins。

  \"LadyJulia,Ihopeyouwillforgiveus,\"saidtheProphet,withpassionatecontrition。\"IfIhadhadtheslightestideathatweshouldhavethepleasureofseeingyouto—night,ofcourseIshouldhavegivenupthisengagement。Butitissuchanoldone——settledmonthsago——andIhavepromisedMrs。Bridgemansofaithfullythat——\"

  \"Theoldastronomerwillgowithyou,\"criedSirTiglathatthismoment,swallowinghisglassofportatagulp,androllingoutofhischair。

  TheProphetturnedcold,thinkingofMissMinerva,whowouldbepresentatMrs。Bridgeman’slivinghersecretdoublelife。Itwasimperativetopreventtheastronomerfromaccompanyingthem。

  \"IdidnotthinkyouknewMrs。Bridgeman,SirTiglath,\"theProphetbegan,whileMrs。MerilliaandLadyJuliastoodblanklynearthedoor,tryingtolookcalmanddignifiedwhileeveryonewasardentlypreparingtodesertthem。

  \"Theoldastronomermustknowherbeforetheeveningisonehourmoreadvanced。Hemustquestionherregardingtheholystars。HemustexamineherandthisSagittarius,whoclaimstobeanoutsidebrokerandyettohavediscoveredoxygeninthefixedinhabitantsofthesacredheavens。Mycloak!\"

  ThelastwordswerebellowedatGustavus,whorushedforwardwithSirTiglath’sInverness。

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