\"PartTwo;AutobiographicalStyle,\"heannounced,withawaveofhishand。\"IhoppedalongtheGuests’Corridor,andturnedintotheSouthCorridor。Istoppedatthelittlestudy。Dooropen;
nobodythere。Icrossedthestudytotheseconddoor,communicatingwithMrs。Macallan’sbedchamber。Locked!IlookedthroughthekeyholeWastheresomethinghangingoverit,ontheotherside?Ican’tsay——Ionlyknowtherewasnothingtobeseenbutblankdarkness。Ilistened。Nothingtobeheard。Sameblankdarkness,sameabsolutesilence,insidethelockedseconddoorofMrs。Eustace’sroom,openingonthecorridor。Iwentontoherhusband’sbedchamber。IhadtheworstpossibleopinionofMrs。
Beauly——IshouldnothavebeenintheleastsurprisedifIhadcaughtherinEustace’sroom。Ilookedthroughthekeyhole。Inthiscase,thekeywasoutofit——orwasturnedtherightwayforme——Idon’tknowwhich。Eustace’sbedwasoppositethedoor。Nodiscovery。Icouldseehim,allbyhimself,innocentlyasleep。I
reflectedalittle。Thebackstaircasewasattheendofthecorridor,beyondme。Isliddownthestairs,andlookedaboutmeonthelowerfloor,bythelightofthenight—lamp。Doorsallfastlockedandkeysoutside,sothatIcouldtrythemmyself。
Housedoorbarredandbolted。Doorleadingintotheservants’
officesbarredandbolted。Igotbacktomyownroom,andthoughtitoutquietly。Wherecouldshebe?Certainly_in_thehouse,somewhere。Where?Ihadmadesureoftheotherrooms;thefieldofsearchwasexhausted。ShecouldonlybeinMrs。Macallan’sroom——the_one_roomwhichhadbaffledmyinvestigations;the_only_roomwhichhadnotlentitselftoexamination。Addtothisthatthekeyofthedoorinthestudy,communicatingwithMrs。
Macallan’sroom,wasstatedinthenurse’sevidencetobemissing;anddon’tforgetthatthedearestobjectofMrs。
Beauly’slife(ontheshowingofherownletter,readattheTrial)wastobeEustaceMacallan’shappywife。Putthesethingstogetherinyourownmind,andyouwillknowwhatmythoughtswere,asIsatwaitingforeventsinmychair,withoutmytellingyou。Towardfouro’clock,strongasIam,fatiguegotthebetterofme。Ifellasleep。Notforlong。Iawokewithastartandlookedatmywatch。Twenty—fiveminutespastfour。HadshegotbacktoherroomwhileIwasasleep?Ihoppedtoherdoorandlistened。Notasound。Isoftlyopenedthedoor。Theroomwasempty。Iwentbackagaintomyownroomtowaitandwatch。Itwashardworktokeepmyeyesopen。Idrewupthewindowtoletthecoolairrefreshme;Ifoughthardwithexhaustednature,andexhaustednaturewon。Ifellasleepagain。ThistimeitwaseightinthemorningwhenIawoke。Ihavegoodishears,asyoumayhavenoticed。Iheardwomen’svoicestalkingundermyopenwindow。I
peepedout。Mrs。Beaulyandhermaidincloseconfabulation!Mrs。
Beaulyandhermaidlookingguiltilyaboutthemtomakesurethattheywereneitherseennorheard!’Takecare,ma’am,’Iheardthemaidsay;’thathorriddeformedmonsterisasslyasafox。Mindhedoesn’tdiscoveryou。’Mrs。Beaulyanswered,’Yougofirst,andlookoutinfront;Iwillfollowyou,andmakesurethereisnobodybehindus。’Withthattheydisappearedaroundthecornerofthehouse。InfiveminutesmoreIheardthedoorofMrs。
Beauly’sroomsoftlyopenedandclosedagain。Threehourslaterthenursemetherinthecorridor,innocentlyonherwaytomakeinquiriesatMrs。EustaceMacallan’sdoor。Whatdoyouthinkofthesecircumstances?WhatdoyouthinkofMrs。Beaulyandhermaidhavingsomethingtosaytoeachother,whichtheydidn’tdaresayinthehouse——forfearofmybeingbehindsomedoorlisteningtothem?WhatdoyouthinkofthesediscoveriesofminebeingmadeontheverymorningwhenMrs。Eustacewastakenill——ontheverydaywhenshediedbyapoisoner’shand?Doyouseeyourwaytotheguiltyperson?AndhasmadMiserrimusDexterbeenofsomeassistancetoyou,sofar?\"
Iwastooviolentlyexcitedtoanswerhim。Thewaytothevindicationofmyhusband’sinnocencewasopenedtomeatlast!
\"Whereisshe?\"Icried。\"Andwhereisthatservantwhoisinherconfidence?\"
\"Ican’ttellyou,\"hesaid。\"Idon’tknow。\"
\"WherecanIinquire?Canyoutellmethat?\"
Heconsideredalittle。\"Thereisonemanwhomustknowwheresheis——orwhocouldfinditoutforyou,\"hesaid。
\"Whoishe?Whatishisname?\"
\"HeisafriendofEustace’s。MajorFitz—David。\"
\"Iknowhim!Iamgoingtodinewithhimnextweek。Hehasaskedyoutodinetoo。\"
MiserrimusDexterlaughedcontemptuously。
\"MajorFitz—Davidmaydoverywellfortheladies,\"hesaid。\"Theladiescantreathimasaspeciesofelderlyhumanlap—dog。Idontdinewithlap—dogs;Ihavesaid,No。Yougo。Heorsomeofhisladiesmaybeofusetoyou。Whoaretheguests?Didhetellyou?\"
\"TherewasaFrenchladywhosenameIforget,\"Isaid,\"andLadyClarinda——\"
\"Thatwilldo!SheisafriendofMrs。Beauly’s。SheissuretoknowwhereMrs。Beaulyis。Cometomethemomentyouhavegotyourinformation。Findoutifthemaidiswithher:sheistheeasiesttodealwithofthetwo。Onlymakethemaidopenherlips,andwehavegotMrs。Beauly。Wecrushher,\"hecried,bringinghishanddownlikelightningonthelastlanguidflyoftheseason,crawlingoverthearmofhischair——\"wecrushherasIcrushthisfly。Stop!Aquestion——amostimportantquestionindealingwiththemaid。Haveyougotanymoney?\"
\"Plentyofmoney。\"
Hesnappedhisfingersjoyously。
\"Themaidisours!\"hecried。\"It’samatterofpounds,shillings,andpencewiththemaid。Wait!Anotherquestion。Aboutyourname?IfyouapproachMrs。BeaulyinyourowncharacterasEustace’swife,youapproachherasthewomanwhohastakenherplace——youmakeamortalenemyofheratstarting。Bewareofthat!\"
MyjealousyofMrs。Beauly,smolderinginmeallthroughtheinterview,burstintoflamesatthosewords。Icouldresistitnolonger——Iwasobligedtoaskhimifmyhusbandhadeverlovedher。
\"Tellmethetruth,\"Isaid。\"DidEustacereally——?\"
Heburstoutlaughingmaliciously,hepenetratedmyjealousy,andguessedmyquestionalmostbeforeithadpassedmylips。
\"Yes,\"hesaid,\"Eustacedidreallyloveher——andnomistakeaboutit。Shehadeveryreasontobelieve(beforetheTrial)thatthewife’sdeathwouldputherinthewife’splace。ButtheTrialmadeanothermanofEustace。Mrs。Beaulyhadbeenawitnessofthepublicdegradationofhim。ThatwasenoughtopreventhismarryingMrs。Beauly。Hebrokeoffwithheratonceandforever——forthesamereasonpreciselywhichhasledhimtoseparatehimselffromyou。Existencewithawomanwhoknewthathehadbeentriedforhislifeasamurdererwasanexistencethathewasnotheroenoughtoface。Youwantedthetruth。Thereitis!YouhaveneedtobecautiousofMrs。Beauly——youhavenoneedtobejealousofher。Takethesafecourse。ArrangewiththeMajor,whenyoumeetLadyClarindaathisdinner,thatyoumeetherunderanassumedname。\"
\"Icangotothedinner,\"Isaid,\"underthenameinwhichEustacemarriedme。Icangoas’Mrs。Woodville。’\"
\"Theverything!\"heexclaimed。\"WhatwouldInotgivetobepresentwhenLadyClarindaintroducesyoutoMrs。Beauly!Thinkofthesituation。Awomanwithahideoussecrethiddeninherinmostsoul:andanotherwomanwhoknowsofit——anotherwomanwhoisbent,byfairmeansorfoul,ondraggingthatsecretintothelightofday。Whatastruggle!Whataplotforanovel!IaminafeverwhenIthinkofit。IambesidemyselfwhenIlookintothefuture,andseeMrs。Borgia—Beaulybroughttoherkneesatlast。
Don’tbealarmed!\"hecried,withthewildlightflashingoncemoreinhiseyes。\"Mybrainsarebeginningtoboilagaininmyhead。Imusttakerefugeinphysicalexercise。Imustblowoffthesteam,orIshallexplodeinmypinkjacketonthespot!\"
Theoldmadnessseizedonhimagain。Imadeforthedoor,tosecuremyretreatincaseofnecessity——andthenventuredtolookaroundathim。
Hewasoffonhisfuriouswheels——halfman,halfchair——flyinglikeawhirlwindtotheotherendoftheroom。Eventhisexercisewasnotviolentenoughforhiminhispresentmood。Inaninstanthewasdownonthefloor,poisedonhishands,andlookinginthedistancelikeamonstrousfrog。Hoppingdowntheroom,heoverthrew,oneafteranother,allthesmallerandlighterchairsashepassedthem;arrivedattheend,heturned,surveyedtheprostratechairs,encouragedhimselfwithascreamoftriumph,andleapedrapidlyoverchairafterchaironhishands——hislimblessbodynowthrownbackfromtheshoulders,andnowthrownforwardtokeepthebalance——inamanneratoncewonderfulandhorribletobehold。\"Dexter’sLeap—frog!\"hecried,cheerfully,perchinghimselfwithhisbirdlikelightnessonthelastoftheprostratechairswhenhehadreachedthefurtherendoftheroom。
\"I’mprettyactive,Mrs。Valeria,consideringI’macripple。LetusdrinktothehangingofMrs。BeaulyinanotherbottleofBurgundy!\"
Iseizeddesperatelyonthefirstexcusethatoccurredtomeforgettingawayfromhim。
\"Youforget,\"Isaid——\"ImustgoatoncetotheMajor。IfIdon’twarnhimintime,hemayspeakofmetoLadyClarindabythewrongname。\"
Ideasofhurryandmovementwerejusttheideastotakehisfancyinhispresentstate。HeblewfuriouslyonthewhistlethatsummonedArielfromthekitchenregions,anddancedupanddownonhishandsinthefullfrenzyofhisdelight。
\"Arielshallgetyouacab!\"hecried。\"DriveatagalloptotheMajor’s。Setthetrapforherwithoutlosingamoment。Oh,whatadayofdaysthishasbeen!Oh,whatarelieftogetridofmydreadfulsecret,andshareitwithYou!Iamsuffocatingwithhappiness——IamliketheSpiritoftheEarthinShelley’spoem。\"
Hebrokeoutwiththemagnificentlinesin\"PrometheusUnbound,\"
inwhichtheEarthfeelstheSpiritofLove,andburstsintospeech。\"’Thejoy,thetriumph,thedelight,themadness!theboundless,overflowing,burstinggladness!thevaporousexultationnottobeconfined!Ha!ha!theanimationofdelight,whichwrapsmelikeanatmosphereoflight,andbearsmeasacloudisbornebyitsownwind。’That’showIfeel,Valeria!——that’showIfeel!\"
Icrossedthethresholdwhilehewasstillspeaking。ThelastI
sawofhimhewaspouringoutthatgloriousfloodofwords——hisdeformedbody,poisedontheoverthrownchair,hisfaceliftedinrapturetosomefantasticheavenofhisownmaking。Islippedoutsoftlyintotheantechamber。EvenasIcrossedtheroom,hechangedoncemore。Iheardhisringingcry;Iheardthesoftthump—thumpofhishandsonthefloor。Hewasgoingdowntheroomagain,in\"Dexter’sLeap—frog,\"flyingovertheprostratechairs。
Inthehall,Arielwasonthewatchforme。
AsIapproachedher,Ihappenedtobeputtingonmygloves。Shestoppedme;and,takingmyrightarm,liftedmyhandtowardherface。Wasshegoingtokissit?ortobiteit?\"Neither。Shesmeltitlikeadog——anddroppeditagainwithahoarsechucklinglaugh。
\"Youdon’tsmellofhisperfumes,\"shesaid。\"You_haven’t_
touchedhisbeard。_Now_Ibelieveyou。Wantacab?\"
\"Thankyou。I’llwalktillImeetacab。\"
Shewasbentonbeingpolitetome——nowIhad_not_touchedhisbeard。
\"Isay!\"sheburstout,inherdeepestnotes。
\"Yes?\"
\"I’mgladIdidn’tupsetyouinthecanal。Therenow!\"
Shegavemeafriendlysmackontheshoulderwhichnearlyknockedmedown——relapsed,theinstantafter,intoherleadenstolidityoflookandmanner———andledthewayoutbythefrontdoor。I
heardherhoarsechucklinglaughasshelockedthegatebehindme。Mystarwasatlastintheascendant!InoneandthesamedayIhadfoundmywayintotheconfidenceofArielandAriel’smaster。
CHAPTERXXXI。
THEDEFENSEOFMRS。BEAULY。
THEdaysthatelapsedbeforeMajorFitz—David’sdinner—partywerepreciousdaystome。
MylonginterviewwithMiserrimusDexterhaddisturbedmefarmoreseriouslythanIsuspectedatthetime。ItwasnotuntilsomehoursafterIhadlefthimthatIreallybegantofeelhowmynerveshadbeentriedbyallthatIhadseenandheardduringmyvisitathishouse。Istartedattheslightestnoises;I
dreamedofdreadfulthings;Iwasreadytocrywithoutreasonatonemoment,andtoflyintoapassionwithoutreasonatanother。
AbsoluterestwaswhatIwanted,and(thankstomygoodBenjamin)
waswhatIgot。Thedearoldmancontrolledhisanxietiesonmyaccount,andsparedmethequestionswhichhisfatherlyinterestinmywelfaremadehimeagertoask。ItwastacitlyunderstoodbetweenusthatallconversationonthesubjectofmyvisittoMiserrimusDexter(ofwhich,itisneedlesstosay,hestronglydisapproved)shouldbedeferreduntilreposehadrestoredmyenergiesofbodyandmind。Isawnovisitors。Mrs。Macallancametothecottage,andMajorFitz—Davidcametothecottage——oneofthemtohearwhathadpassedbetweenMiserrimusDexterandmyself,theothertoamusemewiththelatestgossipabouttheguestsattheforthcomingdinner。Benjamintookitonhimselftomakemyapologies,andtosparemetheexertionofreceivingmyvisitors。Wehiredalittleopencarriage,andtooklongdrivesintheprettycountrylanesstillleftflourishingwithinafewmilesofthenorthernsuburbofLondon。Athomewesatandtalkedquietlyofoldtimes,orplayedatbackgammonanddominoes——andso,forafewhappydays,ledthepeacefulunadventurouslifewhichwasgoodforme。Whenthedayofthedinnerarrived,Ifeltrestoredtomycustomaryhealth。Iwasreadyagain,andeageragain,fortheintroductiontoLadyClarindaandthediscoveryofMrs。Beauly。
BenjaminlookedalittlesadlyatmyflushedfaceaswedrovetoMajorFitz—David’shouse。
\"Ah,mydear,\"hesaid,inhissimpleway,\"Iseeyouarewellagain!Youhavehadenoughofourquietlifealready。\"
Myrecollectionofeventsandpersons,ingeneral,atthedinner—party,issingularlyindistinct。
Irememberthatwewereverymerry,andaseasyandfamiliarwithoneanotherasifwehadbeenoldfriends。IrememberthatMadameMirliflorewasunapproachablysuperiortotheotherwomenpresent,intheperfectbeautyofherdress,andintheamplejusticewhichshedidtotheluxuriousdinnersetbeforeus。I
remembertheMajor’syoungprimadonna,moreround—eyed,moreoverdressed,moreshrillandstridentasthecoming\"QueenofSong,\"thanever。IremembertheMajorhimself,alwayskissingourhands,alwaysluringustoindulgeindaintydishesanddrinks,alwaysmakinglove,alwaysdetectingresemblancesbetweenus,always\"underthecharm,\"andneveronceoutofhischaracteraselderlyDonJuanfromthebeginningoftheeveningtotheend。
IrememberdearoldBenjamin,completelybewildered,shrinkingintocorners,blushingwhenhewaspersonallydrawnintotheconversation,frightenedatMadameMirliflore,bashfulwithLadyClarinda,submissivetotheMajor,sufferingunderthemusic,andfromthebottomofhishonestoldheartwishinghimselfhomeagain。Andthere,astothemembersofthatcheerfullittlegathering,mymemoryfindsitslimits——withoneexception。TheappearanceofLadyClarindaisaspresenttomeasifIhadmetheryesterday;andofthememorableconversationwhichwetwoheldtogetherprivately,towardthecloseoftheevening,itisnoexaggerationtosaythatIcanstillcalltomindalmosteveryword。
Iseeherdress,Ihearhervoiceagain,whileIwrite。
Shewasattired,Iremember,withthatextremeassumptionofsimplicitywhichalwaysdefeatsitsownendbyirresistiblysuggestingart。Sheworeplainwhitemuslin,overwhitesilk,withouttrimmingorornamentofanykind。Herrichbrownhair,dressedindefianceoftheprevailingfashion,wasthrownbackfromherforehead,andgatheredintoasimpleknotbehind——withoutadornmentofanysort。Alittlewhiteribbonencircledherneck,fastenedbytheonlyarticleofjewelrythatshewore——atinydiamondbrooch。Shewasunquestionablyhandsome;
butherbeautywasofthesomewhathardandangulartypewhichissooftenseeninEnglishwomenofherrace:thenoseandchintooprominentandtoofirmlyshaped;thewell—openedgrayeyesfullofspiritanddignity,butwantingintendernessandmobilityofexpression。Hermannerhadallthecharmwhichfinebreedingcanconfer——exquisitelypolite,easilycordial;showingthatperfectyetunobtrusiveconfidenceinherselfwhich(inEngland)seemstobethenaturaloutgrowthofpre—eminentsocialrank。Ifyouhadacceptedherforwhatshewas,onthesurface,youwouldhavesaid,Hereisthemodelofanoblewomanwhoisperfectlyfreefrompride。Andifyouhadtakenalibertywithher,onthestrengthofthatconviction,shewouldhavemadeyourememberittotheendofyourlife。
Wegotontogetheradmirably。Iwasintroducedas\"Mrs。
Woodville,\"bypreviousarrangementwiththeMajor——effectedthroughBenjamin。Beforethedinnerwasoverwehadpromisedtoexchangevisits。NothingbuttheopportunitywaswantingtoleadLadyClarindaintotalking,asIwantedhertotalk,ofMrs。
Beauly。
Lateintheeveningtheopportunitycame。
IhadtakenrefugefromtheterriblebravurasingingoftheMajor’sstridentprimadonnainthebackdrawing—room。AsIhadhopedandanticipated,afterawhileLadyClarinda(missingmefromthegrouparoundthepiano)cameinsearchofme。Sheseatedherselfbymyside,outofsightandoutofhearingofourfriendsinthefrontroom;and,tomyinfinitereliefanddelight,touchedonthesubjectofMiserrimusDexterofherownaccord。SomethingIhadsaidofhim,whenhisnamehadbeenaccidentallymentionedatdinner,remainedinhermemory,andledus,byperfectlynaturalgradations,intospeakingofMrs。
Beauly。\"Atlast,\"Ithoughttomyself,\"theMajor’slittledinnerwillbringmemyreward!\"
Andwhatarewarditwas,whenitcame!Myheartsinksinmeagain——asitsankonthatnever—to—be—forgottenevening——whileI
sitatmydeskthinkingofit。
\"SoDexterreallyspoketoyouofMrs。Beauly!\"exclaimedLadyClarinda。\"Youhavenoideahowyousurpriseme。\"
\"MayIaskwhy?\"
\"Hehatesher!ThelasttimeIsawhimhewouldn’tallowmetomentionhername。Itisoneofhisinnumerableoddities。Ifanysuchfeelingassympathyisapossiblefeelinginsuchanatureashis,heoughttolikeHelenaBeauly。SheisthemostcompletelyunconventionalpersonIknow。Whenshedoesbreakout,poordear,shesaysthingsanddoesthingswhicharealmostrecklessenoughtobeworthyofDexterhimself。Iwonderwhetheryouwouldlikeher?\"
\"Youhavekindlyaskedmetovisityou,LadyClarinda。PerhapsI
maymeetheratyourhouse?\"
\"Ihopeyouwillnotwaituntilthatislikelytohappen,\"shesaid。\"Helena’slastwhimistofancythatshehasgot——thegout,ofallthemaladiesintheworld!SheisawayatsomewonderfulbathsinHungaryorBohemia(Idon’trememberwhich)——andwhereshewillgo,orwhatshewilldonext,itisperfectlyimpossibletosay。——DearMrs。Woodville!istheheatofthefiretoomuchforyou?Youarelookingquitepale。\"
I_felt_thatIwaslookingpale。ThediscoveryofMrs。Beauly’sabsencefromEnglandwasashockforwhichIwasquiteunprepared。Foramomentitunnervedme。
\"Shallwegointotheotherroom?\"askedLadyClarinda。
Togointotheotherroomwouldbetodroptheconversation。I
wasdeterminednottoletthatcatastrophehappen。ItwasjustpossiblethatMrs。Beauly’smaidmighthavequittedherservice,ormighthavebeenleftbehindinEngland。MyinformationwouldnotbecompleteuntilIknewwhathadbecomeofthemaid。I
pushedmychairbackalittlefromthefire—place,andtookahand—screenfromatablenearme;itmightbemadeusefulinhidingmyface,ifanymoredisappointmentswereinstoreforme。
\"Thankyou,LadyClarinda;Iwasonlyalittletoonearthefire。
Ishalldoadmirablyhere。YousurprisemeaboutMrs。Beauly。
FromwhatMr。Dextersaidtome,Ihadimagined——\"
\"Oh,youmustnotbelieveanythingDextertellsyou!\"interposedLadyClarinda。\"Hedelightsinmystifyingpeople;andhepurposelymisledyou,Ihavenodoubt。IfallthatIhearistrue,_he_oughttoknowmoreofHelenaBeauly’sstrangefreaksandfanciesthanmostpeople。Heallbutdiscoveredherinoneofheradventures(downinScotland),whichremindsmeofthestoryinAuber’scharmingopera——whatisitcalled?Ishallforgetmyownnamenext!Imeantheoperainwhichthetwonunsslipoutoftheconvent,andgototheball。Listen!Howveryodd!Thatvulgargirlissingingthecastanetsonginthesecondactatthismoment。Major!whatoperaistheyoungladysingingfrom?\"
TheMajorwasscandalizedatthisinterruption。Hebustledintothebackroom——whispered,\"Hush!hush!mydearlady;the’DominoNoir’\"——andbustledbackagaintothepiano。
\"Ofcourse!\"saidLadyClarinda。\"Howstupidofme!The’DominoNoir。’Andhowstrangethatyoushouldforgetittoo!\"
Ihadremembereditperfectly;butIcouldnottrustmyselftospeak。If,asIbelieved,the\"adventure\"mentionedbyLadyClarindawasconnected,insomeway,withMrs。Beauly’smysteriousproceedingsonthemorningofthetwenty—firstofOctober,Iwasonthebrinkoftheverydiscoverywhichitwastheoneinterestofmylifetomake!Iheldthescreensoastohidemyface;andIsaid,inthesteadiestvoicethatIcouldcommandatthemoment,\"Praygoon!——praytellmewhattheadventurewas!\"
LadyClarindawasquiteflatteredbymyeagerdesiretohearthecomingnarrative。
\"Ihopemystorywillbeworthyoftheinterestwhichyouaresogoodastofeelinit,\"shesaid。\"IfyouonlyknewHelena——itis_so_likeher!Ihaveit,youmustknow,fromhermaid。ShehastakenawomanwhospeaksforeignlanguageswithhertoHungaryandshehasleftthemaidwithme。Aperfecttreasure!IshouldbeonlytoogladifIcouldkeepherinmyservice:shehasbutonedefect,anameIhate——Phoebe。Well!PhoebeandhermistresswerestayingataplacenearEdinburgh,called(Ithink)
Gleninch。ThehousebelongedtothatMr。Macallanwhowasafterwardtried——yourememberit,ofcourse?——forpoisoninghiswife。Adreadfulcase;butdon’tbealarmed——mystoryhasnothingtodowithit;mystoryhastodowithHelenaBeauly。Oneevening(whileshewasstayingatGleninch)shewasengagedtodinewithsomeEnglishfriendsvisitingEdinburgh。Thesamenight——alsoinEdinburgh——therewasamaskedball,givenbysomebodywhosenameIforget。Theball(almostanunparalleledeventinScotland!)
wasreportedtobenotatallareputableaffair。Allsortsofamusingpeopleweretobethere。Ladiesofdoubtfulvirtue,youknow,andgentlemenontheoutlyinglimitsofsociety,andsoon。
Helena’sfriendshadcontrivedtogetcards,andweregoing,inspiteoftheobjections——inthestrictestincognito,ofcourse,trustingtotheirmasks。AndHelenaherselfwasbentongoingwiththem,ifshecouldonlymanageitwithoutbeingdiscoveredatGleninch。Mr。Macallanwasoneofthestrait—lacedpeoplewhodisapprovedoftheball。Nolady,hesaid,couldshowherselfatsuchanentertainmentwithoutcompromisingherreputation。Whatstuff!Well,Helena,inoneofherwildestmoments,hitonawayofgoingtotheballwithoutdiscoverywhichwasreallyasingeniousasaplotinaFrenchplay。ShewenttothedinnerinthecarriagefromGleninch,havingsentPhoebetoEdinburghbeforeher。Itwasnotagranddinner——alittlefriendlygathering:noeveningdress。WhenthetimecameforgoingbacktoGleninch,whatdoyouthinkHelenadid?Shesenthermaidbackinthecarriage,insteadofherself!Phoebewasdressedinhermistress’scloakandbonnetandveil。Shewasinstructedtorunupstairsthemomentshegottothehouse,leavingonthehalltablealittlenoteofapology(writtenbyHelena,ofcourse!),pleadingfatigueasanexcusefornotsayinggood—nighttoherhost。Themistressandthemaidwereaboutthesameheight;andtheservantsnaturallyneverdiscoveredthetrick。Phoebegotuptohermistress’sroomsafelyenough。There,herinstructionsweretowaituntilthehousewasquietforthenight,andthentostealuptoherownroom。Whileshewaswaiting,thegirlfellasleep。Sheonlyawokeattwointhemorning,orlater。Itdidn’tmuchmatter,asshethought。Shestoleoutontiptoe,andclosedthedoorbehindher。Beforeshewasattheendofthecorridor,shefanciedsheheardsomething。Shewaiteduntilshewassafeontheupperstory,andthenshelookedoverthebanisters。TherewasDexter——solikehim!——hoppingaboutonhishands(didyoueverseeit?themostgrotesquelyhorribleexhibitionyoucanimagine!)——therewasDexter,hoppingabout,andlookingthroughkeyholes,evidentlyinsearchofthepersonwhohadleftherroomattwointhemorning;andnodoubttakingPhoebeforhermistress,seeingthatshehadforgottentotakehermistress’scloakoffhershoulders。Thenextmorning,early,HelenacamebackinahiredcarriagefromEdinburgh,withahatandmantleborrowedfromherEnglishfriends。Sheleftthecarriageintheroad,andgotintothehousebywayofthegarden——withoutbeingdiscovered,thistime,byDexterorbyanybody。Cleveranddaring,wasn’tit?And,asIsaidjustnow,quiteanewversionofthe’DominoNoir。’Youwillwonder,asIdid,howitwasthatDexterdidn’tmakemischiefinthemorning?Hewouldhavedoneitnodoubt。Butevenhewassilenced(asPhoebetoldme)bythedreadfuleventthathappenedinthehouseonthesameday。MydearMrs。Woodville!theheatofthisroomiscertainlytoomuchforyou,takemysmelling—bottle。Letmeopenthewindow。\"
Iwasjustabletoanswer,\"Praysaynothing!Letmeslipoutintotheopenair!\"