PendingthereturnofArnoldandBlanche,SirPatricklookedatMr。Crum’sletterforthesecondtime。
HewasnotquitesatisfiedthatthepecuniarymotivewasreallythemotiveatthebottomofAnne’sjourneysouth。RememberingthatGeoffrey’strainershadremovedhimtotheneighborhoodofLondon,hewasinclinedtodoubtwhethersomeseriousquarrelhadnottakenplacebetweenAnneandMrs。Glenarm——andwhethersomedirectappealtoGeoffreyhimselfmightnotbeincontemplationastheresult。Inthatevent,SirPatrick’sadviceandassistancewouldbeplaced,withoutscruple,atMissSilvester’sdisposal。
Byassertingherclaim,inoppositiontotheclaimofMrs。
Glenarm,shewasalsoassertingherselftobeanunmarriedwoman,andwasthusservingBlanche’sinterestsaswellasherown。“I
oweittoBlanchetohelpher,“thoughtSirPatrick。“AndIoweittomyselftobringGeoffreyDelamayntoadayofreckoningifIcan。“
Thebarkingofthedogsintheyardannouncedthereturnofthecarriage。SirPatrickwentouttomeetArnoldandBlancheatthegate,andtellthemthenews。
Punctualtothetimeatwhichhewasexpected,thediscreetDuncanreappearedwithanotefromthemusicalagent。
MissSilvesterhadnotyetreachedLondon;butshewasexpectedtoarrivenotlaterthanTuesdayintheensuingweek。TheagenthadalreadybeenfavoredwithherinstructionstopaythestrictestattentiontoanycommandsreceivedfromSirPatrickLundie。HewouldtakecarethatSirPatrick’smessageshouldbegiventoMissSilvesterassoonasshearrived。
Atlast,then,therewasnewstobereliedon!Atlasttherewasaprospectofseeingher!Blanchewasradiantwithhappiness,ArnoldwasinhighspiritsforthefirsttimesincehisreturnfromBaden。
SirPatricktriedhardtocatchtheinfectionofgayetyfromhisyoungfriends;but,tohisownsurprise,notlessthantotheirs,theeffortprovedfruitless。Withthetideofeventsturningdecidedlyinhisfavor——relievedofthenecessityoftakingadoubtfuljourneytoScotland;assuredofobtaininghisinterviewwithAnneinafewdays’time——hewasoutofspiritsallthroughtheevening。
“Stilldownonourluck!“exclaimedArnold,asheandhishostfinishedtheirlastgameofbilliards,andpartedforthenight。
“Surely,wecouldn’twishforamorepromisingprospectthan_our_prospectnextweek?“
SirPatricklaidhishandonArnold’sshoulder。
“Letuslookindulgentlytogether,“hesaid,inhiswhimsicallygraveway,“atthehumiliatingspectacleofanoldman’sfolly。I
feel,atthismoment,Arnold,asifIwouldgiveeverythingthatIpossessintheworldtohavepassedovernextweek,andtobelandedsafelyinthetimebeyondit。“
“Butwhy?“
“Thereisthefolly!Ican’ttellwhy。Witheveryreasontobeinbetterspiritsthanusual,Iamunaccountably,irrationally,invinciblydepressed。Whatarewetoconcludefromthat?AmItheobjectofasupernaturalwarningofmisfortunetocome?OramI
theobjectofatemporaryderangementofthefunctionsoftheliver?Thereisthequestion。Whoistodecideit?Howcontemptibleishumanity,Arnold,rightlyunderstood!Givememycandle,andlet’shopeit’stheliver。“
EIGHTHSCENE——THEPANTRY。
CHAPTERTHETHIRTY-NINTH。
ANNEWINSAVICTORY。
ONacertaineveninginthemonthofSeptemberatthatperiodofthemonthwhenArnoldandBlancheweretravelingbackfromBadentoHamFarmanancientman——withoneeyefilmyandblind,andoneeyemoistandmerry——sataloneinthepantryoftheHarpofScotlandInn,Perth,poundingthesugarsoftlyinaglassofwhisky-punch。Hehashithertobeenpersonallydistinguishedinthesepagesastheself-appointedfatherofAnneSilvesterandthehumbleservantofBlancheatthedanceatSwanhavenLodge。Henowdawnsontheviewinamicablerelationswithathirdlady——andassumesthemysticcharacterofMrs。Glenarm’s“FriendintheDark。“
ArrivinginPerththedayafterthefestivitiesatSwanhaven,BishopriggsproceededtotheHarpofScotland——atwhichestablishmentforthereceptionoftravelershepossessedtheadvantageofbeingknowntothelandlordasMrs。Inchbare’sright-handman,andofstandinghighonthehead-waiter’slistofoldandintimatefriends。
InquiringforthewaiterfirstbythenameofThomasotherwiseTammyPennyquick,Bishopriggsfoundhisfriendinsoredistressofbodyandmind。Contendingvainlyagainstthedisablingadvancesofrheumatism,ThomasPennyquickruefullycontemplatedtheprospectofbeinglaidupathomebyalongillness——withawifeandchildrentosupport,andwiththeemolumentsattachedtohispositionpassingintothepocketsofthefirststrangerwhocouldbefoundtooccupyhisplaceattheinn。
Hearingthisdolefulstory,BishopriggscunninglysawhiswaytoservinghisownprivateinterestsbyperformingthepartofThomasPennyquick’sgenerousanddevotedfriend。
Heforthwithofferedtofilltheplace,withouttakingtheemoluments,oftheinvalidedheadwaiter——ontheunderstanding,asamatterofcourse,thatthelandlordconsentedtoboardandlodgehimfreeofexpenseattheinn。Thelandlordhavingreadilyacceptedthiscondition,ThomasPennyquickretiredtothebosomofhisfamily。AndtherewasBishopriggs,doublysecuredbehindarespectablepositionandavirtuousactionagainstalllikelihoodofsuspicionfallingonhimasastrangerinPerth——intheeventofhiscorrespondencewithMrs。Glenarmbeingmadetheobjectoflegalinvestigationonthepartofherfriends!
Havingopenedthecampaigninthismasterlymanner,thesamesagaciousforesighthaddistinguishedtheoperationsofBishopriggsthroughout。
HiscorrespondencewithMrs。Glenarmwasinvariablywrittenwiththelefthand——thewritingthusproduceddefyingdetection,inallcases,asbearingnoresemblanceofcharacterwhatevertowritingproducedbypersonswhohabituallyusetheotherhand。A
nolessfar-sightedcunningdistinguishedhisproceedingsinansweringtheadvertisementswhichthelawyersdulyinsertedinthenewspaper。Heappointedhoursatwhichhewasemployedonbusiness-errandsfortheinn,andplaceswhichlayonthewaytothoseerrands,forhismeetingswithMrs。Glenarm’srepresentatives:apass-wordbeingdeterminedon,asusualinsuchcases,byexchangingwhichthepersonsconcernedcoulddiscovereachother。Howevercarefullythelawyersmightsetthesnare——whethertheyhadtheirnecessary“witness“disguisedasanartistsketchingintheneighborhood,orasanoldwomansellingfruit,orwhatnot——thewaryeyeofBishopriggsdetectedit。Heleftthepass-wordunspoken;hewenthiswayonhiserrand;hewasfollowedonsuspicion;andhewasdiscoveredtobeonly“arespectableperson,“chargedwithamessagebythelandlordoftheHarpofScotlandInn!
Toamanintrenchedbehindsuchprecautionsasthese,thechanceofbeingdetectedmightwellbereckonedamongthelastofallthechancesthatcouldpossiblyhappen。
Discoverywas,nevertheless,advancingonBishopriggsfromaquarterwhichhadnotbeenincludedinhiscalculations。AnneSilvesterwasinPerth;forewarnedbythenewspaperasSirPatrickhadguessedthatthelettersofferedtoMrs。GlenarmwerethelettersbetweenGeoffreyandherself,whichshehadlostatCraigFernie,andbentonclearingupthesuspicionwhichpointedtoBishopriggsasthepersonwhowastryingtoturnthecorrespondencetopecuniaryaccount。Theinquiriesmadeforhim,atAnne’srequest,assoonasshearrivedinthetown,openlydescribedhisname,andhisformerpositionasheadwaiteratCraigFernie——andthusledeasilytothediscoveryofhim,inhispubliclyavowedcharacterofThomasPennyquick’sdevotedfriend。Towardevening,onthedayaftershereachedPerth,thenewscametoAnnethatBishopriggswasinserviceattheinnknownastheHarpofScotland。Thelandlordofthehotelatwhichshewasstayinginquiredwhetherheshouldsendamessageforher。Sheanswered,“No,Iwilltakemymessagemyself。AllIwantisapersontoshowmethewaytotheinn。“
Secludedinthesolitudeofthehead-waiter’spantry,Bishopriggssatpeacefullymeltingthesugarinhiswhisky-punch。
Itwasthehouroftheeveningatwhichaperiodoftranquillitygenerallyoccurredbeforewhatwascalled“thenight-business“ofthehousebegan。Bishopriggswasaccustomedtodrinkandmeditatedailyinthisintervalofrepose。Hetastedthepunch,andsmiledcontentedlyashesetdownhisglass。Theprospectbeforehimlookedfairlyenough。Hehadoutwittedthelawyersinthepreliminarynegotiationsthusfar。Allthatwasneedfulnowwastowaittilltheterrorofapublicscandalsustainedbyoccasionallettersfromher“FriendintheDark“haditsdueeffectonMrs。Glenarm,andhurriedherintopayingthepurchase-moneyforthecorrespondencewithherownhand。“Letitbreedinthebrain,“hethought,“andthesillerwillsooncomeouto’thepurse。“
Hisreflectionswereinterruptedbytheappearanceofaslovenlymaid-servant,withacottonhandkerchieftiedroundherhead,andanuncleanedsauce-paninherhand。
“Eh,MaisterBishopriggs,“criedthegirl,“here’sabrawyoungleddyspeerin’foryebyyerainnameatthedoor。“
“Aleddy?“repeatedBishopriggs,withalookofvirtuousdisgust。
“Yedonnertne’er-do-weel,doyoucometoadecent,’sponsiblemanlikeme,wi’sicaCyprianovertureasthat?Whatd’yetak’
mefor?MarkAntonythatlosttheworldforlovethemairfulehe!?orDonJovannythatcountedhisconcubinesbyhundreds,liketheblessedSolomonhimself?Awa’wi’yetoyerpotsandpans;andbidthewanderingVenusthatsentyegospin!“
Beforethegirlcouldanswershewasgentlypulledasidefromthedoorway,andBishopriggs,thunder-struck,sawAnneSilvesterstandinginherplace。
“YouhadbettertelltheservantIamnostrangertoyou,“saidAnne,lookingtowardthekitchen-maid,whostoodinthepassagestaringatherinstolidamazement。
“Myainsister’schild!“criedBishopriggs,lyingwithhiscustomaryreadiness。“Goyerways,Maggie。Thebonnylassie’smyainkithandkin。Thetongueo’scandal,Itrow,hasnaethingtosayagainstthat——Lordsaveusandguideus!“headdedInanothertone,asthegirlclosedthedooronthem,“whatbringsyehere?“