FortunatelyforthereposeofMorgan,who,underothercircumstances,wouldhavediscoveredontheveryfirstdaythathisairyretreatwasbynomeanshighenoughtoplacehimoutofJessie’sreach,theideaofsettlingherselfinstantlyinhernewhabitationexcludedeveryotherideafromthemindofourfairguest。Shepinnedupthenankeen—coloredtravelingdressinfestoonsallroundheronthespot;informedusthatwewerenowabouttomakeacquaintancewithherinthenewcharacterofawomanofbusiness;anddarteddownstairsinmadhighspirits,screamingforMatildaandthetrunkslikeachildforasetofnewtoys。ThewholesomeprotestofNatureagainsttheartificialrestraintsofmodernlifeexpresseditselfinallthatshesaidandinallthatshedid。Shehadneverknownwhatitwastobehappybefore,becauseshehadneverbeenallowed,untilnow,todoanythingforherself。Shewasdownonherkneesatonemoment,blowingthefire,andtellingusthatshefeltlikeCinderella;
shewasuponatablethenext,attackingthecobwebswithalongbroom,andwishingshehadbeenbornahousemaid。Asformyunfortunatefriend,theupholsterer,hewasleveledtotheranksatthefirstefforthemadetoassumethecommandofthedomesticforcesinthefurnituredepartment。Shelaughedathim,pushedhimabout,disputedallhisconclusions,alteredallhisarrangements,andendedbyorderinghalfhisbedroomfurnituretobetakenbackagain,fortheoneunanswerablereasonthatshemeanttodowithoutit。
Aseveningapproached,thescenepresentedbythetworoomsbecameeccentrictoapitchofabsurditywhichisquiteindescribable。Thegrim,ancientwallsofthebedroomhadtheliveliestmoderndressing—gownsandmorning—wrappershangingallaboutthem。Themaninarmorhadacollectionofsmartlittlebootsandshoesdanglingbylacesandribbonsroundhisironlegs。Aworm—eaten,steel—claspedcasket,draggedoutofacorner,frownedontheupholsterer’sbrand—newtoilet—table,andheldamiscellaneousassortmentofcombs,hairpins,andbrushes。
Herestoodagloomyantiquechair,thepatriarchofitstribe,whosearmsofblackenedoakembracedapairofpert,newdealbonnet—boxesnotafortnightold。There,throwndownlightlyonaruggedtapestrytable—cover,thelonglaborofcenturiespast,laythebrief,delicateworkofaweekagointheshapeofsilkandmuslindressesturnedinsideout。Inthemidstofalltheseconfusionsandcontradictions,MissJessierangedtoandfro,theactivecenterofthewholesceneofdisorder,nowsingingatthetopofhervoice,andnowdeclaringinherlightheartedwaythatoneofusmustmakeuphismindtomarryherimmediately,asshewasdeterminedtosettlefortherestofherlifeatTheGlenTower。
Shefollowedupthatannouncement,whenwemetatdinner,byinquiringifwequiteunderstoodbythistimethatshehadlefther\"companymanners\"inLondon,andthatshemeanttogovernusallatherabsolutewillandpleasure,throughoutthewholeperiodofherstay。Havingthusprovidedattheoutsetfortheduerecognitionofherauthoritybythehouseholdgenerallyandindividuallyhavingbrisklyplannedoutallherownforthcomingoccupationsandamusementsoverthewineandfruitatdessert,andhavingpositivelysettled,betweenherfirstandsecondcupsoftea,whereourconnectionwiththemwastobeginandwhereitwastoend,shehadactuallysucceeded,whenthetimecametoseparateforthenight,insettingusasmuchatourease,andinmakingherselfascompletelyanecessarypartofourhouseholdasifshehadlivedamongusforyearsandyearspast。