Astothebeef，it’sshameful。It’sNOTbeef。Regularbeefisn’tveins。Youcanchewregularbeef。Besideswhich，there’sgravytoregularbeef，andyouneverseeadroptoours。Anotherofourfellowswenthomeill，andheardthefamilydoctortellhisfatherthathecouldn’taccountforhiscomplaintunlessitwasthebeer。
Ofcourseitwasthebeer，andwellitmightbe！
However，beefandOldCheesemanaretwodifferentthings。Soisbeer。ItwasOldCheesemanImeanttotellabout；notthemannerinwhichourfellowsgettheirconstitutionsdestroyedforthesakeofprofit。
Why，lookatthepie-crustalone。There’snoflakinessinit。It’ssolid——likedamplead。Thenourfellowsgetnightmares，andarebolsteredforcallingoutandwakingotherfellows。Whocanwonder！
OldCheesemanonenightwalkedinhissleep，puthishatonoverhisnight-cap，gotholdofafishing-rodandacricket-bat，andwentdownintotheparlour，wheretheynaturallythoughtfromhisappearancehewasaGhost。Why，heneverwouldhavedonethatifhismealshadbeenwholesome。Whenweallbegintowalkinoursleeps，Isupposethey’llbesorryforit。