Thesearethekindofmenwewant；these，thenearestpossibleapproximationtothese，arethemenwemustfindandhave，orgobankruptaltogether；fortheconcernasitiswillevidentlynotholdlongtogether。HowtrueisthisofCrabbe：“MensitinParliamenteighty-threehoursperweek，debatingaboutmanythings。MensitinDowningStreet，doingprotocols，Syriantreaties，Greekquestions，Portuguese，Spanish，French，EgyptianandAEthiopianquestions；dexterouslywritingdespatches，andhavingthehonortobe。NotaquestionofthemisatallpressingincomparisonwiththeEnglishquestion。PacificothemiraculousGibraltarJewhasbeenhustledbysomepopulaceinGreece：——uponhimlettheBritishLiondrop，veryrapidlyindeed，aconstitutionaltear。RadetzkyissaidtobeadvancinguponMilan；——Iamsorrytohearit，andperhapsitdoesdeserveadespatch，orfriendlyletter，onceandaway：buttheIrishGiant，namedofDespair，isadvancinguponLondonitself，layingwasteallEnglishcities，townsandvillages；thatistheinterestingGovernmentdespatchoftheday！InoticehiminPiccadilly，blue-visaged，thatchedinrags，abluechildoneacharm；hunger-driven，wide-mouthed，seekingwhomhemaydevour：
he，missionedbythejustHeavens，tootrulyandtoosadlytheir’divinemissionary’comeatlastinthisauthoritativemanner，willthrowusallintoDoubtingCastle，Iperceive！Thatisthephenomenonworthprotocollingabout，andwritingdespatchesupon，andthinkingofwithallone’sfacultydayandnight，ifonewishestohavethehonortobe——anythingbutaPhantasmGovernorofEnglandjustnow！IentreatyourLordship’sallbutundividedattentiontothatDomesticIrishGiant，namedofDespair，foragreatmanyyearstocome。Prophecyofhimtherehaslongbeen；
butnowbytherotofthepotatoblessedbethejustgods，whosenduseitherswiftdeathorsomebeginningofcureatlast！，heishereinperson，andthereisnodenyinghim，ordisregardinghimanymore；andwoetothepublicwatchmanthatignoreshim，andseesPacificotheGibraltarJewinstead！“
WhatthesestrangeEntitiesinDowningStreetintrinsicallyare；
whomadethem，whytheyweremade；howtheydotheirfunction；