Inthiseighty-secondyearofhisagehewascompelledtoremaincontinentforaboutsevenmonths,duringwhichtimehemetnowomankindlydisposedtowardshim;andhedeclaredbeforethejudgethatthathadcausedthegreatestastonishmentofhislongandhonourablelife。InthismostpitiablestatehesawinthefieldsduringthemerrymonthofMayagirl,whobychancewasamaiden,andmindingcows。Theheatwassoexcessivethatthiscowherdesshadstretchedherselfbeneaththeshadowofabeechtree,herfacetotheground,afterthecustomofpeoplewholabourinthefields,inordertogetalittlenapwhileheranimalsweregrazing。Shewasawakenedbythedeedoftheoldman,whohadstolenfromherthatwhichapoorgirlcouldonlyloseonce。Findingherselfruinedwithoutreceivingfromtheprocesseitherknowledgeorpleasure,shecriedoutsoloudlythatthepeopleworkinginthefieldsrantoher,andwerecalleduponbyheraswitnesses,atthetimewhenthatdestructionwasvisibleinherwhichisappropriateonlytoabridalnight。Shecriedandgroaned,sayingthattheoldapemightjustaswellhaveplayedhistricksonhermother,whowouldhavesaidnothing。
Hemadeanswertothepeasants,whohadalreadyraisedtheirhoestokillhim,thathehadbeencompelledtoenjoyhimself。Thesepeopleobjectedthatamancanenjoyhimselfverywellwithoutenjoyingamaiden——acasefortheprovost,whichwouldbringhimstraighttothegallows;andhewastakenwithgreatclamourtothejailofRouen。
Thegirl,interrogatedbytheprovost,declaredthatshewassleepinginordertodosomething,andthatshethoughtshewasdreamingofherlover,withwhomshewasthenatloggerheads,becausebeforemarriagehewishedtotakecertainliberties:andjokingly,inthisdreamshelethimreconnoitertoacertainextent,inordertoavoidanydisputeafterwards,andthatinspiteofherprohibitionshewentfurtherthanshehadgivenhimleavetogo,andfindingmorepainthanpleasureintheaffair,shehadbeenawakenedbyVieuxpar-Chemins,whohadattackedherasagray-friarwouldahamattheendoflent。
ThistrialcausedsogreatacommotioninthetownofRouenthattheprovostwassentforbytheduke,whohadanintensedesiretoknowifthethingweretrue。Upontheaffirmationoftheprovost,heorderedVieuxpar-Cheminstobebroughttohispalace,inorderthathemighthearwhatdefencehehadtomake。Thepooroldfellowappearedbeforetheprince,andinformedhimnaivelyofthemisfortunewhichhisimpulsivenaturebroughtuponhim,declaringthathewaslikeayoungfellowimpelledbyimperiousdesires;thatuptothepresentyearhehadsweetheartsofhisown,butforthelasteightmonthshehadbeenatotalabstainer;thathewastoopoortofindfavourwiththegirlsofthetown;thathonestwomenwhooncewerecharitabletohim,hadtakenadisliketohishair,whichhadfeloniouslyturnedwhiteinspiteofthegreenyouthofhislove,andthathefeltcompelledtoavailhimselfofthechancewhenhesawthismaiden,who,stretchedatfulllengthunderthebeechtree,leftvisibletheliningofherdressandtwohemispheres,whiteassnow,whichhaddeprivedhimofreason;
thatthefaultwasthegirl\'sandnothis,becauseyoungmaidensshouldbeforbiddentoenticepassers-bybyshowingthemthatwhichcausedVenustobenamedCallipyge;finallytheprinceoughttobeawarewhattroubleamanhadtocontrolhimselfatthehourofnoon,becausethatwasthetimeofdayatwhichKingDavidwassmittenwiththewifeoftheSieurUriah,thatwhereaHebrewking,belovedofGod,hadsuccumbed,apoorman,deprivedofalljoy,andreducedtobeggingforhisbread,couldnotexpecttoescape;thatforthatmatterofthat,hewasquitewillingtosingpsalmsfortheremainderofhisdays,andplayuponalutebywayofpenance,inimitationofthesaidking,whohadhadthemisfortunetoslayahusband,whilehehadonlydoneatriflinginjurytoapeasantgirl。ThedukelistenedtotheargumentsofVieuxpar-Chemins,andsaidthathewasamanofgoodparts。Thenhemadehismemorabledecree,thatif,asthisbeggardeclared,hehadneedofsuchgratificationathisagehegavepermissiontoproveitatthefootoftheladderwhichhewouldhavetomounttobehanged,accordingtothesentencealreadypassedonhimbytheprovost;thatifthen,theropebeingroundhisneck,betweenthepriestandthehangman,alikedesireseizedhimheshouldhaveafreepardon。