WehavementionedafewofthemosteminentofthosewhopaidtheirhomagetotheauthorofEvelina。ThecrowdofinferioradmirerswouldrequireacatalogueaslongasthatinthesecondbookoftheIliad。InthatcataloguewouldbeMrs。Cholmondeley,thesayerofoddthings,andSeward,muchgiventoyawning,andBaretti,whoslewthemanintheHaymarket,andPaoli,talkingbrokenEnglish,andLangton,tallerbytheheadthananyothermemberoftheclub,andLadyMillar,whokeptavasewhereinfoolswerewonttoputbadverses,andJerninghamwhowroteversesfittobeputintothevaseofLadyMillar,andDr。Franklin,not,assomehavedreamed,thegreatPennsylvanianDr。Franklin,whocouldnotthenhavepaidhisrespectstoMissBurneywithoutmuchriskofbeinghanged,drawnandquartered,butDr。Franklintheless,AiasMeionoutitodosgedsosTelamoniosAiasAllapolumeion。
Itwouldnothavebeensurprisingifsuchsuccesshadturnedevenastronghead,andcorruptedevenagenerousandaffectionatenature。But,intheDiary,wecanfindnotraceofanyfeelinginconsistentwithatrulymodestandamiabledisposition。Thereis,indeed,abundantproofthatFrancesenjoyedwithanintense,thoughatroubledjoy,thehonourswhichhergeniushadwon;butitisequallyclearthatherhappinesssprangfromthehappinessofherfather,hersister,andherdearDaddyCrisp。Whileflatteredbythegreat,theopulent,andthelearned,whilefollowedalongtheSteyneatBrighton,andthePantilesatTunbridgeWells,bythegazeofadmiringcrowds,herheartseemstohavebeenstillwiththelittledomesticcircleinSaintMartin’sStreet。Ifsherecordedwithminutediligenceallthecompliments,delicateandcoarse,whichsheheardwhereversheturned,sherecordedthemfortheeyesoftwoorthreepersonswhohadlovedherfrominfancy,whohadlovedherinobscurity,andtowhomherfamegavethepurestandmostexquisitedelight。
Nothingcanbemoreunjustthantoconfoundtheseoutpouringsofakindheart,sureofperfectsympathy,withtheegotismofabluestocking,whopratestoallwhocomenearheraboutherownnovelorherownvolumeofsonnets。
ItwasnaturalthatthetriumphantissueofMissBurney’sfirstventureshouldtempthertotryasecond。Evelina,thoughithadraisedherfame,hadaddednothingtoherfortune。Someofherfriendsurgedhertowriteforthestage。Johnsonpromisedtogiveherhisadviceastothecomposition。Murphy,whowassupposedtounderstandthetemperofthepitaswellasanymanofhistime,undertooktoinstructherastostageeffect。
Sheridandeclaredthathewouldacceptaplayfromherwithoutevenreadingit。Thusencouraged,shewroteacomedynamedTheWitlings。Fortunatelyitwasneveractedorprinted。Wecan,wethink,easilyperceive,fromthelittlewhichissaidonthesubjectintheDiary,thatTheWitlingswouldhavebeendamned,andthatMurphy,andSheridanthoughtso,thoughtheyweretoopolitetosayso。HappilyFranceshadafriendwhowasnotafraidtogiveherpain。Crisp,wiserforherthanhehadbeenforhimself,readthemanuscriptinhislonelyretreat,andmanfullytoldherthatshehadfailed,thattoremoveblemisheshereandtherewouldbeuseless,thatthepiecehadabundanceofwitbutnointerest,thatitwasbadasawhole,thatitwouldremindeveryreaderoftheFemmesSavantes,which,strangetosay,shehadneverread,andthatshecouldnotsustainsocloseacomparisonwithMoliere。Thisopinion,inwhichDr。Burneyconcurred,wassenttoFrances,inwhatshecalled\"ahissing,groaning,catcallingepistle。\"Butshehadtoomuchsensenottoknowthatitwasbettertobehissedandcat—calledbyherDaddy,thanbyawholeseaofheadsinthepitofDruryLaneTheatre: