Beforethosefataldecreesinlifeareexecuted,therearealwayssecretprevisionsandwarningomens。Wheneverythingyetseemscalm,weareawarethatthestormiscoming。Erethehappydayswereover,twoatleastofthathome—partyfeltthattheyweredrawingtoaclose;andwereuneasy,andonthelook—outforthecloudwhichwastoobscuretheircalm。
\'TwaseasyforHarrytosee,howevermuchhisladypersistedinobedienceandadmirationforherhusband,thatmylordtiredofhisquietlife,andgrewweary,andthentesty,atthosegentlebondswithwhichhiswifewouldhaveheldhim。AstheysaytheGrandLamaofThibetisverymuchfatiguedbyhischaracterofdivinity,andyawnsonhisaltarashisbonzeskneelandworshiphim,manyahome—godgrowsheartilysickofthereverencewithwhichhisfamily—devoteespursuehim,andsighsforfreedomandforhisoldlife,andtobeoffthepedestalonwhichhisdependantswouldhavehimsitforever,whilsttheyadorehim,andplyhimwithflowers,andhymns,andincense,andflattery;——so,afterafewyearsofhismarriagemyhonestLordCastlewoodbegantotire;allthehigh—
flownrapturesanddevotionalceremonieswithwhichhiswife,hischiefpriestess,treatedhim,firstsenthimtosleep,andthendrovehimoutofdoors;forthetruthmustbetold,thatmylordwasajollygentleman,withverylittleoftheaugustordivineinhisnature,thoughhisfondwifepersistedinreveringit——and,besides,hehadtopayapenaltyforthislove,whichpersonsofhisdispositionseldomliketodefray:and,inaword,ifhehadalovingwife,hadaveryjealousandexactingone。Thenheweariedofthisjealousy;thenhebrokeawayfromit;thencame,nodoubt,complaintsandrecriminations;then,perhaps,promisesofamendmentnotfulfilled;thenupbraidingsnotthemorepleasantbecausetheyweresilent,andonlysadlooksandtearfuleyesconveyedthem。
Then,perhaps,thepairreachedthatotherstagewhichisnotuncommoninmarriedlife,whenthewomanperceivesthatthegodofthehoneymoonisagodnomore;onlyamortalliketherestofus——
andsoshelooksintoherheart,andlo!vacuaesedesetinaniaarcana。Andnow,supposingourladytohaveafinegeniusandabrilliantwitofherown,andthemagicspellandinfatuationremovedfromherwhichhadledhertoworshipasagodaveryordinarymortal——andwhatfollows?Theylivetogether,andtheydinetogether,andtheysay\"mydear\"and\"mylove\"asheretofore;