\"FrederickSmith!\"
\"Here,Mr。Sagittarius!\"criedtheyounglibrarian,appearingwithsuspiciouscelerityupontheparlourthreshold。
\"Drawthecorkofthesecondbottle,FrederickSmith,\"saidMalkiel,impressively。\"Thisgentlemanisabouttotakethepledge\"——onhearingthisironicparadoxtheProphetstoodup,verymuchintheattitudeformerlyassumedbyMalkielwhenabouttododgeinthelibrary——\"thatI
shallputtohim,\"concludedMalkiel,alsostandingup,andassumingthelibrarypostureoftheProphet。
IndeedthesituationofthelibraryseemedabouttobeaccuratelyreversedintheparlourofJellybrand’s。
Theyounglibrarianassistedthecorktoemergephlegmaticallyfromtheneckofthesecondbottleofchampagne,mechanicallysmackinghislipsthewhile。
\"Nowpour,andleaveus,FrederickSmith。\"
Theyounglibrarianhelpedthefatigued—lookingwineintothetwoglasses,whereitlayasifthoroughlyexhaustedbytheeffortofgettingthere,andthenlanguidlylefttheparlour,turninghisbulgingheadoverhisshouldertoindulgeinapathetic/oeillade/erehevanished。
TheProphetwatchedhimgo。
\"Closethedoor,FrederickSmith,\"criedMalkiel,inameaningmanner。
TheProphetblushedaguiltyred,andtheyounglibrarianobeyedwithabang。
\"Andnow,sir,Imustrequestyoutotakeasolemnpledgeinthisvintage,\"saidMalkiel,placingoneofthetumblersintheProphet’stremblinghand。
\"Really,\"saidtheProphet,\"Iamnotatallthirsty。\"
\"Whyshouldyoube,sir?Whathasthatgottodowithit?\"retortedMalkiel。\"Liftyourglass,sir。\"
TheProphetobeyed。
\"Andnowtakethispledge——that,tillthelastday——\"
\"Whatday?\"
\"Thelastday,sir,youwillrevealtonolivingpersonthatthereissuchanindividualasMalkiel,thatyouhaveevermethim,whoheis,orwhoMadameandfamilyare,unlessIgivetheword。Youhavesurprisedmysecret。Youhaveforcedyourselfuponme。Youowemethis。
Drink!\"
MechanicallytheProphetdrank。
\"Swear!\"
Mechanically——indeedalmostlikeaBritishworkingman——theProphetswore。
Malkieldrainedhistumbler,anddrewonthedogskinglovewhich,intheagitationofapreviousmoment,hehadthrownaside。
\"Ihaveyourcard,sir,hereismine。IshallnowtakethetraintotheRiverMouse,onwhosebanksIshallconferatoncewithMadame。TillI
havedonethisIcannottellyouwhatformthetestsIshallhavetoapplytoyouwilltake。WhenIhavedoneityouwillhearfromme。Yourservant,sir。\"
Hebowedmajestically,andwasturningtowardsthedoorwhenitwashastilyopenedandaladyappearedfranticallyintheaperture。
CHAPTERV
MALKIELTHESECONDPOISONSMISSMINERVA
\"MissMinerva!\"exclaimedMalkieltheSecond。
\"LadyEnid!\"criedtheProphet,atthesamemoment。
\"Youcan’tgointhere,MissPartridge!\"ejaculatedtheyounglibrarian,simultaneously,fromthefurtherroom。
Thelady,atallgirloftwenty—two,withgreyeyes,darksmoothhair,andaveryagreeable,thoughslightlyScottish,mouth,begantobehaveratherlikeastagatbay。Shepanted,andlookedwildlyroundasifmeditatinghow,andinwhatdirection,shecouldbestbolt。
\"What’sthematter?\"criedtheProphet,hisvoicebecomingnotalittlepiercingfromsurpriseandhispreviousstressofagitation。
\"Youcan’tgointhere,MissMinerva,\"requestedtheyounglibrarian,whohadnowgainedtheparlourthreshold,andwhoseemedabouttotakeupaverydeterminedstandthereon。
\"Imustgoin——Imust,\"saidthelady,inamellow,butagainslightlyScottish,voice。\"Don’ttellanybodyI’mhere,oryou’llbesorry。\"
And,withthesewords,sheboundedintotheparlourandbangedthedoorontheyounglibrarian。TheProphetopenedhislipspreparatorytoathirdwildexclamation。
\"Hush!\"theladyhissedaristocratically。
Sheshookherheadvigourouslyathim,sankdownononeofthecanechairs,heldupherrighthand,andleanttowardsthedoor。Itwasobviousthatshewaslisteningforsomethingwithstrainedattention,andsoeloquentwasherattitudethatthetwoprophetswereinfectedwithherdesire。Theyturnedtheireyesmechanicallytowardsthedealdoorandlistenedtoo。Foramomenttherewassilence。Thenaheavyfootstepresoundeduponthelibraryfloor,accompaniedbythesharptapofawalkingstick。Thelady’sattitudebecamemoretenseandthepupilsofherhandsomegreyeyesdilated。
\"Hasayoungfemalejustenteredthisshop?\"saidaveryheavyandrumblingvoice。
\"Thisain’tashop,sir,\"repliedthehighsopranooftheyounglibrarian,indignantly。
\"Bandynowordswithme,thouinfamousmalapert!\"returnedthefirstvoice。\"Butanswermyquestion。Haveyouayoungfemaleconcealedwithintheseloathsomeprecincts?\"
UnderordinarycircumstancesitisverypossiblethattheyounglibrarianmighthavebetrayedtheladyashehadalreadybetrayedMalkieltheSecond。Butithappenedthatthereexistedupontheearthoneobject,andoneobjectonly,towardswhichhefeltasenseofchivalry。ThisobjectwasJellybrand’sLibrary。Hisreplytothevoicewasthereforeasfollows,andwasdeliveredinhishighestkeyandwithextremevolubilityandpassion:——
\"Loathsomeprecinctsyourself!You’reaniceone,youare,chasingrespectableladiesaboutatyourage。Thereain’tnoyoungfemalesinthelibrary,andiftherewasIshouldn’ttrot’emoutforyoutoclapyouruglyoldeyeson。Nowthen,outyergo。Nomorewordsaboutit。
Outyergo!\"
Aprolongedsoundofhardbreathingandoffeetscrapingviolentlyuponbareboardsfolloweduponthisdeliverance,complicatedbythesharpsnapofabreakingwalkingstick,thethumpofafallingchair,abangasofaheavybodyencounteringfirmresistancefromsomeinflexiblearticleoffurniture——probablyabookcase——andfinallyatremendousthundering,asofthehoofsofasquadronofcavalrychargingoveraparquetfloor,thecrashofadoor,thegrindingofakeyswiftlyturninginalock,and——silence。
Thelady,MalkieltheSecondandtheProphetlookedatoneanother,andtheladyopenedhermouth。
\"D’youthinkhe’skilledhim?\"shewhisperedwithconsiderablecuriosity。
Therecameadistantnoiseofatorrentofknocksuponadoor。
\"No,hehasn’t,\"addedthelady,arrangingherdress。\"That’sagoodthing。\"
Thetwoprophetsnodded。Thetorrentofknocksroaredlouder,slightlyfailedupontheear,madeacrescendo,emulatedNiagara,surpassedthatveryAmericaneffortofnature,wavered,falteredtoLodore,diedawaytoafeebletittuplikewaterdroppingfromataptoflagstones,roseagaininafinalspurtthatwouldhavemadeSoutheyopenhisdictionaryforadjectives,anddrainedawaytodeath。
Theladyleanedback。Forthefirsttimehercomposureseemedabouttodesertherentirely。Thatfatalsigninwoman,aworkingthroat,swallowingnothingwithextremerapidityandpersistence,becameapparent。
\"Aglassofwine,MissMinerva?\"criedMalkiel,gallantly。
Heplacedatumblertoherlips。Shefeeblysipped,thansprangtoherfeetwithacry。
\"I’mpoisoned!\"
\"Youneverspokeatruerword,\"saidtheProphet,solemnly。
\"Whatisit?\"continuedthelady,frantically。\"Whathashegivenme?\"
\"Champagneatfourshillingsabottlebroughtfreshfromnextdoortoarabbitshop,\"answeredtheProphet,lookingatMalkielwithalmostmalignantsatisfaction。
Thelady,whohadgonewhiteaschalk,dartedtothedoorandflungitopen。
\"Aglassofwater!\"shecried。\"Getmeaglassofwater。\"
Theyounglibrariancameforwardwithablackeye。
\"It’sallright,ma’am。Thegentleman’sgone,\"hepiped。
\"Whatgentleman?GivemeaglassofwaterorIshalldie!\"
Theyounglibrarian,whohadalreadyaninjuredair,proceededfromapositivetoacomparativeconditionofappearance。
\"Well,Inever!Whatgentleman!\"heexclaimed。\"Andmeblueandblackallover,tosaynothingofthebookcaseandthenewpaintthat’llbewantedforthedoor!\"
\"Canyouchatterabouttriflesatsuchamoment?\"criedtheProphet。
\"Don’tyouseethelady’sbeenpoisoned?\"
\"What——bytheoldgent?\"returnedtheyounglibrarian。\"Thenwhatdoesshecometoalibraryfor?Whydon’tshegotoachemist?\"
TheladyturnedheragonisedeyesupontheProphet。
\"Takemetoone,\"shewhisperedthroughpalelips。
Shetotteredtowardshimandleaneduponhisarm。
\"Trustme,trustme,Iwill,\"saidtheProphet。\"Directme!\"headdedtotheyounglibrarian。
\"There’soneontheothersideoftherabbitshop,\"saidthatworthy,whohadsuddenlybecomeexceedinglygluminmannerandmoroseinappearance。
\"Thankyou。Kindlyunlockthedoor。\"
Theyounglibrariandidso,lethargically,andtheladyandtheProphetbegantomoveslowlyintothestreet。JustastheyweregainingitMalkieltheSecondcriedout,——
\"Onemoment,sir!\"
\"Notone,\"retortedtheProphet,firmly。\"Notonetillthisladyhashadanantidote。\"
Hewalkedonwithdetermination。Supportingthelady。Buterehegotquiteoutofearshothecaughtthesefragmentsofashatteredspeech,hurtlingthroughthesymphonyofLondonnoises:——
\"BanksoftheMouse——Madame——sakeofCapricor——besureI——probe——quick——search——theverycore——hearfromme——architects——marrow——almanac——thelastday——theBerkeleysquare——\"
Thefinalejaculationmeltedawayintothesomewhatpowerfuldiscordproducedbytheimpactofabrewer’sdraywitharunawayomnibusatthecornerofGreekStreet,whichwaseventuallyresolvedbytheburstingofamotorcar——containingtwobookmakersandanactingmanager——whichmingledwiththemattherateofperhapsfortymilesanhour。
\"Yes,please,ahansom,\"saidLadyEnidThistle,somefiveminuteslater,assheandtheProphetstoodtogetheruponthekerbinfrontoftherabbitshop。\"Ifeelmuchbetternow。\"
TheProphethailedahansomandhandedherintoit。
\"Whichwayareyougoing?\"heasked。
LadyEnidlookeddoubtful。
\"IoughttobegoingbacktoJellybrand’s,\"shesaid。\"Ihadanappointment。Butreally——youseeMr。Sagittariusisthere,andaltogether——Idon’tknow。\"
Shewasobviouslystillupsetbythe\"creamingfoam,\"andtheotherincidentsoftheafternoon。
\"Cometoteawithgrannie,\"saidtheProphet。
\"She’sathome?\"
\"Yes。She’stwistedherankle。\"
\"Oh,I’msosorry。\"
\"Letmeescortyou。\"
\"Thanks。IthinkIwill。\"
\"Youwon’tmindstoppingforamomentatHollings’s?\"saidtheProphet,inPiccadillyCircus。\"Ipromisedtobuysomeroses。Somebodyiscomingintotea。\"
\"On,no。Butwhoisit?\"
\"Idon’tknow。Onlyoneperson,Ithink。Anoldfriend,nodoubt。
ProbablytheCentralAmericanAmbassador’sgrandfather。\"
\"Oh,ifthat’sall!Ifeelalittleshakystill。\"
\"Naturally。\"
TheProphetboughttherosesandtheydroveon。
\"It’sveryniceofyounottoaskanyquestions,\"observedLadyEnid,presently。
TheProphethadbeenthinkingitwas,butheonlysaid,——
\"Oh,notatall。\"
\"I’mawoman,\"promisedLadyEnid,\"andIdon’tknowwhetherIcanbesonice。\"
TheProphetglancedatherandmethercuriousgreyeyes。
\"Try——please,\"herepliedverygently,thinkingoftheoathwhichhehadjusttaken。
LadyEnidwassilentfortwominutes,thensheremarked,——
\"Ihavetried,butIcan’tsucceed。Whyonearthwereyouclosetedintheparlour——atmytime,too——withMr。Sagittariusthisafternoon?\"
\"ThenyoureallyareMissMinervaPartridge?Anditwasreallyyouwhohad——had——well,’bespoke’theparlourathalf—pastthree?\"
\"Certainly。Nowweareneitherofusnice,butwe’rebothofushuman。\"
\"Thereweresomelettersforyou,\"saidtheProphet。
LadyEnidwrinkledhersmooth,young,healthy—lookingforehead。
\"Howstupidofme!I’llfetchthemto—morrow。Well?\"
ShelookedattheProphetwithobviousexpectation。
\"I’msosorryIcan’ttellyou,\"herepliedwithgentlefirmness。
\"Oh,allright,\"sherejoined。\"ButnowI’matadisadvantage。YouknowI’mMissMinerva。\"
\"Yes。ButIdon’tknowwhyyouare,orwhyyougotoJellybrand’s,orwhyyourushedintotheparlour,orwhotheoldgentlemanwasthat——\"
ThecabstoppedbeforeMrs。Merillia’shouse。
Inthehall,uponanoakenbench,theyperceivedaverybroad—brimmedtophatstandingonitshead。Besideitlaytwopiecesofastoutandknobblywalkingstickwhichhadbeenbrokeninhalf。LadyEnidstartedviolently。
\"GoodHeavens!\"shecried。
Shepickedupthewalkingstick,examinedit,andlaiditdown。
\"Idon’tthinkIwantanytea,\"shemurmured。
\"I’msureyoudo,\"saidtheProphet,withsomepressure。
Shestoodstillforamoment。Then,catchingtheattentiveroundeyeofGustavus,whowaswaitingbythehalldoor,sheshruggedhershouldersandwalkedtowardsthestaircase。
\"It’sveryhardlines,\"shemurmuredasshebegantoascend:\"allthequestionsyouwantedtoaskarebeinganswered。YouknowI’mMissMinervaalready。Inanotherminuteyou’llknowwhotheoldgentlemanwasthat——\"
TheProphetcouldtellfromtheexpressionofherstraight,slightlyScottish,backthatshewaspoutingassheenteredthedrawing—roomwhereMrs。Merilliawashavingteawith——somebody。
CHAPTERVI
THEOLDASTRONOMERDISCOURSETHOFTHESTARS
NeverbeforehadtheProphetfeltsoalivewithcuriosityashedidwhenhefollowedLadyEnidintoMrs。Merillia’spresence,forheknewthathewasabouttoseethevenerablevictimoftheyounglibrarian’sindignantchivalry,the\"oldgent\"whohadcometointimatetermswithJellybrand’sbookcase,andwhohadkickedandknockedatleastapintofpaintoffJellybrand’sdoor。Hiseyeswerelargeandstaringasheglancedswiftlyfromhisgrandmother’ssofatothehugetelescope,underwhoseveryshadowwasseatednolessapersonagethanSirTiglathButt,holdingacupofteaononehandandalarge—sizedmuffinintheother。
NowondertheProphetjumped。NowonderMrs。Merilliacriedout,inherpretty,clearvoice,——
\"TakecareofBeau,Hennessey!You’retreadingonhim。\"
Thedachshund’spatheticshriekofoutragemadetheraftersring。Mrs。
Merilliaputhermittenstoherears,andSirTiglathdroppedhismuffinintoajarofpot—pourri。
\"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidtheProphet,earnestly。\"SirTiglath——thisisindeedasur——apleasure。\"
LadyEnidwasbeingembracedbyMrs。Merillia。TheProphetextendedhishandtotheastronomer,who,however,turnedhisbacktothecompanyand,divingoneofhisenormoushandsintothepot—pourrijar,begantorummageviolentlyforhisvanishedmeal。
\"Whatisit?\"saidtheProphet,whohadnotseenthemuffingo。\"CanI
helpyou?\"
Stillpresentinghishugebackandthepurplenapeofhisfatnecktotheassemblage,theastronomer,aftertryinginvaintoextractthelostdaintyinalegitimatemanner,turnedthejarupsidedown,andpouredtherose—leavesandthemuffininaheterogeneouslibationupontheChippendaletable。Afteracloseexaminationofitheturnedaround,holdingupthefoodtowhosebutteredsurfaceseveralleavesadheredinadisordered,butdetermined,manner。
\"OnlyaPersiancoulddevourthismuffinnow,\"hesaid,inhisrumbling,sing—songandstrangelytheatricalvoice,whichalwayssuggestedthathewasabouttodeliveracoupleofhundredorsolengthsofblankverse。\"Omarbeneathhistreeperchance,orGurustuwhotoBaghdadcamewithsteeda—foamandeyesa—flame。Whereforedoyoutrampleuponhaplessanimalsthatarenotdumb,youngman,andcausethepoorastronomertocasthismuffinupontheroses,where,mayhap,thehousemaidmightfinditaftermanydays?Oh—h—h—h!\"
Heutteredatremulousbasscryofmingledreproachanddespair,thatsoundedratherlikethewailofsomedeplorablewatchmanuponacitywall,shakinghisenormousheadattheProphetthewhile,andflappinghisredhandsslowlyintheair。
\"Howd’youdo,SirTiglath?\"saidLadyEnid,cominguptohimwithlightcarelessness。
SirTiglathbowed。
\"Veryill,veryill,\"herumbled,lookingatherfurtivelywithhisglassyeyes。\"Onehashadanafternoonoftragedy,anafternoonofbrawlingandofdisturbance,inanavenuethatshallhenceforthbecalledaccursed。\"
Hesatdownuponhisarmchair,withhisshortlegsstuckstraightoutandrestinguponhisheelsalone,hishandsfoldedacrosshisstomach,andhispurpletriplechinsunkinhiselaborate,butverydusty,cravat。Wagginghisheadtoandfro,headded,withtheheavy,concludingtremolothatdecoratedmostofhisvocalefforts,\"Thriceaccursed。Oh—h—h—h!\"
LadyEnid,whoseemedtohavequiterecoveredherself—possession,satdownbyMrs。Merillia,whiletheProphet,insomeconfusion,offeredtohisgrandmotherthebunchofroseshehadboughtatHollings’s。\"
\"They’realittlelate,grannie,I’mafraid,\"hesaid。\"ButIwasunavoidablydetained。\"
Mrs。Merilliaglancedathimsharply。
\"Detained,Hennessey!Thenyoufoundwhatyouwereseeking?\"
TheProphetrememberedhisoathandturnedscarlet。
\"No,no,grannie,\"hemurmuredhastily,andlookinglikeacriminal。\"I
metLadyEnid,\"headded。
\"Wheredidyoumeetthelady,youngman?\"saidSirTiglath。\"Wasitintheaccursedavenue?\"
LadyEnidshotahastyglanceofwarningattheProphet。Mrs。Merilliainterceptedit,andbegantoformfreshideasofthatyoungperson,whomshehadformerlycalledsensible,butwhomshenowbegantothinkofascrafty。
\"Whichavenueisthat,SirTiglath?\"askedtheProphet,witharatherinadequateassumptionofinnocence。
\"TheAvenueinwhichonebeholdstheperfidydartingintohiddenplaces,youngman,inwhichthedefendersoffoolishvirginsarebuffetedandbrowbeatenbycounter—jumperswithcraniumsasbigasthegreatnebulaofOrion。Theavenuenamedafteracrumbledphilanthropist,whocouldwalk,sheeted,throughtheatrociousnightcouldhissacreddustawaketotheabominationsthatareperpetratedundertheprotectionofhisshadow。LetdragonslayitwastelikethehighwaysofBabylon。\"
Hegatheredupacrumpet,andblinkedatLadyEnid,whowasairilysippingherteawithaslightlydetachedairofcalmandmaidenlydignity。
\"IthinkSirTiglathmustbedescribingShaftesburyAvenue,\"remarkedMrs。Merillia,rathermischievously。
\"Oh,really,\"stammeredtheProphet,\"Ihadnoideathatitwassuchanevilneighbourhood。\"
\"WhereisShaftesburyAvenue?\"askedLadyEnid,gentlyfoldingafragmentofthinbreadandbutterandnibblingitwithherprettymouth。
SirTiglathelevatedhishandsandrolledhiseyes。
\"WherepartridgesaretobefoundinJanuary,oh—h—h—h!\"washisveryunexpectedreply。
TheProphetstartedviolently,andevenLadyEnidlookeddisconcertedforamoment。
\"Whatdoyoumean,SirTiglath?\"shesaid,recoveringherself。
SheturnedtoMrs。Merillia。
\"Iwonderwhathemeans,\"shesaid。\"Henevertalkssensiblyunlessheisinhisobservatory,orlecturingtotheRoyalSocietyonthe’RegularityofHeavenlyBodies,’or——\"
\"Theirregularitiesofearthlyones,\"interposedSirTiglath。\"Intheaccursedavenue——oh—h—h!\"
\"Ifear,SirTiglath,youmustbeamemberoftheVigilanceSociety,\"
saidMrs。Merillia。
\"Yes。Helooksatthemoralsofthestarsthroughhistelescope,saidLadyEnid。\"Bytheway——doyou,too?\"sheaddedtotheProphet,forthefirsttimeobservingtheinstrumentinthebowwindow。
Mrs。MerilliaandSirTiglathexchangedaglance。AnearnestexpressioncameintotheProphet’sface。
\"Iconfess,\"hesaid,withbecomingmodestyinthepresenceofthegreatmasterofmodernastronomy,\"thatIdowatchtheheavensfromthatwindow。\"
\"Andforwhatpurpose,youngman?\"rumbledSirTiglath,forthefirsttimedroppinghistheatricalmannerofanoldbarn—stormer,andspeakinglikeanyordinaryfogey,suchasyoumayseeatameetingonbehalfoftheNorthPole,oratadinneroftheOddeVolumes。
\"For——forpurposesofresearch,SirTiglath,\"answeredtheProphet,withsomediplomacy。
\"Theyoungmantriethtoputofftheoldastronomerwithfairwords,\"
bellowedSirTiglath。\"Thethiefinsertethhisthumbintothetailpocketoftheunobservantarchbishopforpurposesofresearch。Theyoungmanplayethmerrilyforsoothwiththeoldastronomer。\"
Mrs。Merillianoddedherlacecapathimencouragingly。Itwasevidentthattherewasanunderstandingbetweenthem。LadyEnidbegantowonderwhatwasitsnature。TheProphetseemedratherdisconcertedatthereceptiongiventohisnotwhollyartlessambiguity。
\"Grannie,\"hesaid,turningtoMrs。Merillia,\"youknowhowdeeplythestarsinterestme。\"
\"Fortheirownsake,youngman?\"saidSirTiglath。\"Orastheaccursedavenueintereststhefoolishvirgins——forthesakeoffrivolity,idlecuriosity,ordarkdoingswhichcouldnotsupportthelightevenofastarofthesixthmagnitude?Canyoutellyouradmirableandreveredgranddamthat?\"
Thistime,underneathhispreposterousmannerandfantasticspeech,bothLadyEnidandtheProphetfanciedthattheycoulddetectanelementofrealgravity,evenperhapsahintofweightycensurewhichmadethembothfeelveryyoung——risingtwo,orthereabouts。
\"Iwasoriginallyledtostudystars,SirTiglath,becauseIhadthehonourtomeetyouandmakeyouracquaintance,\"saidtheProphet,valiantly。
Theastronomerlapsedatonceintohisfirstmanner。
\"Inwhatfaircompanydidtheoldastronomerconversewiththeyoungman?\"hecried。\"Hismemoryfailethhim。Hedotethandcannotrecallthegreatoccasion。\"
\"ItwasattheColleyCibberClub,SirTiglath,\"saidtheProphet,firmly。\"Butwe——wedidnotconverse。Youhada——aslightindisposition。\"
\"Wouldyouventuretoimply——inthepresenceofyournotablegranddam——
thatonehadlookeduponthewinewhenitwasred,youngman?\"
\"Youhadaglassofportbyyoucertainly,SirTiglath。Butyoualsohadacoldwhich,yougavemetounderstand——bysigns——hadaffectedyourthroatandpreventedyoufromcarryingonconversation。
\"Thenwasitthevisionoftheoldastronomer’spersonalandstarrybeautythatledyou,hotfoot,toVenusthroughyondertelescope?
Oh—h—h—h!\"