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  \"Ireallybegyourpardon,\"saidtheProphet,whileMr。Sagittariusstoodstillintheviolentattitudeofonedeterminedtododgesolongashehasbreath。\"Iamnotatallinthehabitof\"——Mr。Sagittariusdodged——\"ofintrudinguponstrangers——\"Mr。SagittariusdodgedagainwithsuchextraordinaryabruptnessanddeterminationthathenearlycausedtheyounglibrariantoswallowtheProphet’sgoldenbribe。\"I

  seeyoudon’tbelieveme,\"theProphetcontinued,flushingpinkbutstillholdinghisground,andindeedtryingtoturnMr。Sagittarius’sflankbyastrategicmovementofalmostmilitaryprecision。\"Iseethatplainly,but——\"Mr。Sagittariusduckedtotheleft,endeavouringtocoverthemanoeuvrebyanalmostsimultaneousandextremelypassionatefeinttowardstheProphet’scentre,whichwasimmediatelywithdrawningoodorder——\"butyourremark——arkablename,Saag——itt—ittarius,suggestedtomethatyouarerea—eallythemanIseek。\"

  HehadnowgotMr。SagittariusintoaveryawkwardbitofcountrybetweentheletterP。intherack,underwhichreposedMissPartridge’scorrespondence,andthenewspaperbureau,withthecounterimmediatelyonhisrear,andtakingadvantageofthiscircumstance,hecontinuedrapidly:

  \"MayIaskwhetheryourecentlyreceivedaletter——onemoment!——

  envelope——crest——Ionlywanttoknowifyouhavereceived——only——anelephantrampant——swarmof——ofbees——\"

  \"Ihaveneverreceivedarampantelephantandaswarmofbees,\"criedMr。Sagittariuswitheverysymptomofunbridledterror。\"Help,FrederickSmith!\"

  \"Rightyouare,MalkieltheSecond!\"criedtheyounglibrarian,hastilypocketingthehalfsovereignandmakingafeverishlungeatnothinginparticularoverthecounter。\"Rightyouare!\"

  \"MalkieltheSecond!\"ejaculatedtheProphet。\"ThenyouarethemanI

  seek。\"

  MalkieltheSecond——foritwasindeedhe——sankbackagainstthecounterinanattitudeofabandonedprostrationthatwouldhavemadeafortuneofacomicactor。

  \"ItrustedtoJellybrand’s,\"hesaid,drawingfromhistailpocketawhitehandkerchiefcoveredwithapatternofpinkstorksinflight。\"I

  trustedtoJellybrand’sandJellybrand’shasbetrayedme。Oh,FrederickSmith!\"

  Heputastorktoeacheye。Theyounglibrarianassumedaninjuredair。

  \"Itwastheagitationdidit,Mr。Sagittarius,\"hesaid。\"Ifyouhadn’ta—kep’dodgingIshouldn’thavelostmymemory。\"

  AndhelookedavariciouslyattheProphet,whosmiledathimreassuringlyanddrewforthacardcase。

  \"Ifeelsure,Mr。Sag——Malkiel——\"

  \"MalkieltheSecond,sir,ismynameifitisbetrayedbyJellybrand’s,\"saidthatgentlemanwithsuddendignity。\"Thereisnoneedofanymister。\"

  \"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidtheProphet,handinghiscard。\"Thatismynameandaddress。MayIbegyoutoforgivemyapparentanxietytomakeyouracquaintance,andimploreyoutograntmeafewmomentsofprivateconversationonamatteroftheutmostimportance?\"

  MalkieltheSecondreadthecard。

  \"BerkeleySquare,\"hesaid。\"/The/BerkeleySquare?\"

  \"Exactly,theBerkeleySquare,\"saidtheProphet,modestly。

  \"NottheoneatBrixtonRisebehindtheKimmins’smews?\"saidMalkieltheSecond,suspiciously。

  \"Certainlynot。TheonenearGrosvenorSquare。\"

  \"That’sbetter,\"saidMalkiel,uponwhomtheProphet’saddresshadevidentlymadeagoodimpression。\"Kimmins’sisnoclassatall。Hadyoucomefromthere,I——butwhatmayyouwantwithme?\"

  TheProphetglancedsignificantlyattheyounglibrarian,whowasleaninguponthecounterinatense,keyholeposition,withhisprivateearturnedsomewhatostentatiouslytowardsthetwospeakers。

  \"Icantellyouinaninnerroom,\"hemurmured,inhismostingratiatingmanner。

  \"You’recertainit’snotBerkeleySquarebehindKimmins’s?\"saidMalkiel,withalastflickerofsuspicion。

  \"Quitecertain——quite。\"

  \"FrederickSmith,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,\"sinceJellybrand’shasbetrayedmeJellybrand’smustabidetheconsequences。Showthisgentlemanandmetotheparlour。\"

  \"Right,Mr。Sagittarius,\"repliedtheyounglibrarianwhosememoryhadagainbecomeexcellent。\"ButMissMinervaiscomingatthree—thirty。\"

  \"Hasshebespoketheparlour,FrederickSmith?\"

  \"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius。\"

  \"Thenshecan’thaveit。That’sall。Jellybrand’smustabidethefullconsequencesofmybetrayal。Goforward,FrederickSmith。\"

  Theyounglibrarianwentforwardtowardsadoorofdealandgroundglasswhichhethrewopenwithsomeceremony。

  \"Theparlour,gents,\"hesaid。

  \"Afteryou,sir,afteryou,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,makingasidestepandbringinghisfeettogetherinthefirstposition。

  \"No,no,\"rejoinedtheProphet,gentlydrawingthesagetothefront,andinsertinghimintotheparlourinsuchaningeniousmannerthathedidnotperceivethejourneyofasecondhalfsovereignfromthepersonoftheProphettothatoftheyounglibrarian,whothereafterclosedthedealandgroundglassdoor,andreturnedtothecounter,whistlinginanabsent—mindedmanner,\"I’maHappyMillionairefromColorado。\"

  CHAPTERIII

  THETWOPROPHETSPARTAKEOF\"CREAMINGFOAM。\"

  \"Andnow,sir,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,pointingtoacoupleofcanechairswhich,withthetable,endeavoured,ratherunsuccessfully,tofurnishforththeparlouratJellybrand’s,\"nowsir,whatdoyouwantwithme?\"

  Ashespokehethrewhisblackovercoatwideopen,seatedhimselfontheedgeofoneofthechairsinadignifiedattitude,andcrossedhisfeet——whichwerenotinnocentofspats——oneovertheother。

  TheProphetwasresolvedtodareall,andhe,therefore,answeredboldly,——

  \"MalkieltheSecond,Iwishtospeaktoyouasoneprophettoanother。\"

  AtthisremarkMalkielstartedviolently,anddartedasearchingglancefrombeneathhisblondeeyebrowsatHennessey。

  \"DoyouliveintheBerkeleySquare,sir,\"hesaid,\"andclaimtobeaprophet?\"

  \"Ido,\"saidHennessey,withmodestdetermination。

  Malkielsmiled,alongandwreathedsmilethatwasfulloflusciousmelancholyandtragicsweetness。

  \"Theassumptionseemsratherridiculous——forgiveme,\"heexclaimed。

  \"TheBerkeleySquare!WhateverwouldMadamesay?\"

  \"Madame?\"saidtheProphet,inquiringly。

  \"MadameMalkiel,orMadameSagittarius,asshealwayspasses。\"

  \"Yourwife?\"

  \"Myhonouredlady,\"saidMalkiel,withpride。\"Moretomealmostthananylunarguideorstarrymonitor。What,oh,whatwouldshesaytoaprophetfromtheBerkeleySquare?\"

  Heburstintohollowlaughter,shakinguponthecanechairtillitsveryfoundationsseemedthreatenedasbyanearthquake,andwasobligedtoapplytheflightofstorkstohiseyesbeforehecouldinanydegreerecoverhisequanimity。Atlengthheglancedupwithtearsrollingdownhischeeks。

  \"Excuseme,sir,\"hesaid。\"Butwhatcanyouknowofprophecyinsuchafashionableneighbourhood,closetoGrosvenorSquareandwithinsight,asonemaysay,ofPiccadilly?Oh,dear,oh,dear!\"

  \"Butreally,\"saidtheProphet,whohadflushedred,butwhostillspokewithpleasantmildness,\"whatinfluencecanneighbourhoodhaveuponsuchasuperterrestrialmatter?\"

  \"DidIsaiahresideintheBerkeleySquare,sir?\"

  \"Ifancynot。Still——\"

  \"Ifancynot,too,\"rejoinedMalkiel。\"NorBernardWilkinseither,oranyprophetthateverIheardof。Why,evenJesseJoneslivesoffPerkin’sRoad,WandsworthCommon,thoughhedoeskeepasitting—roominBernersStreetjusttoseehisclientsin,andheisaverylow—classperson,evenforaprophet。No,no,sir,Madameisquiteright。Shemarriedmedespitethedamning——yes,Isay,sir,thedamningfactthatIwasaprophet——\"hereMalkieltheSecondbroughtdownoneofthedogskingloveswithviolenceuponthericketyparlourtable——\"butbeforeeverwewenttotheRegistrar’sshemademetakeasolemnoath。

  Whatwasit,doyousay?\"

  \"Yes,Ido,\"saidHennessey,leaningforwardandgazingintoMalkiel’slongandexcitedfaceroundwhichtheheavymatofpomadedhairvibrated。

  \"Itwasthis,sir——tomixwithnoprophetssolongaswebothshouldlive。Prophets,shetrulysaid,arelow—class,evendirty,persons。

  Theirparties,their’athomes’areshoddy。Theyliveinfourth—rateneighbourhoods。Theyburngasandsitonhorsehair。Onlyinrarecasesdotheyhaveanybathroomintheirhouses。Theirinfluencewouldbebadforthechildrenwhentheybegintogrowup。HowcouldCoronamakeher/debut/\"——Malkielpronounceditdebbew——\"inpropheticcircles?HowcouldshecomeoutinDrakeman’sVillas,Tooting,ordancewithsuchyoungfellersasfrequentHagglin’sBuildings,ClaphamRise?Howcouldshedoit,sir?\"

  \"Idon’tknow,I’msure,\"gaspedtheProphet。

  \"NorI,sir,norI,\"continuedMalkiel,withunabatedfervour。\"Andit’sthesamewithCapricornus。Myboyshallnotbethrowninwithprophets。DidMalkieltheFirststartthe/Almanac/forthat?Didhefosterittillitwentfromthepoorservantgirl’satticintothegildedapartmentsofthearistocracyandlayevenuponRoyaltablesforthat?Didhe,Isay?\"

  \"Ihaven’tanidea,\"saidtheProphet。

  \"Hedidnot,sir。AndI——Imyself\"——hearrangedthediamondpininhiswhitesatintiewithanalmostimperialgesture——\"havenotfolloweduponthelineshelaiddownwithoutimbibing,asImaytrulysay,theloftyspiritthatguidedhim,theloftysocialspirit,asMadamecallsit。Therehavebeenotherprophets,Iknow。Thereareotherprophets。I

  donotattempttodenyit。Butwhereelsethanhere,sir\"——thedogskinglovelayuponthebreastofthechocolatebrownfrockcoat——\"whereelsethanherewillyoufindaprophetwhohideshisidentitybeneathan/alias/,whoremains,asMadamealwayssays,/perdew/,andwhoconductshisprofessiononhonourableandbusiness—likelines?AmI

  dressedlikeaprophet?\"HesuddenlybroughthisdoubledfistdownupontheProphet’sknee。

  \"No,\"criedHennessey。\"Certainlynot!\"

  \"Why,sir,howcanIbewhenItellyouthatMerriman&SaxsterofRegentStreetaremytailors,andhavebeensincemyfirstpairoftrouserings?DoIbearmyselfprophetically?IthinkyouwillagreethatIdonotwhenyouknowthatIamfrequentlymistakenforanoutsidebroker——yes,sir,andthatthishasevenhappeneduponthepieratMargate。YouhaveseenmydemeanouratJellybrand’s。Yousawmecomeintothelibrary。YousawmymannerwithFrederickSmith。Wasitassuming?DidIlorditoverthelad?\"

  \"Certainlynot。\"

  \"No。Imighthavebeenanybody,anyordinarypersonlivinginGrosvenorPlace,or,likeyourself,intheBerkeleySquare。Andsoiteveris。

  Otherprophetsthereare——possiblymenofacertainabilityeveninthatdirection——butthereisonlyoneMalkiel,onlyonewhoattendsstrictlytobusiness,whodrawsagoodincomefromthestars,sir,andsatisfiesthepublicmonthin,monthout,withoutmakingafussaboutit。Waitafewyears,sir,onlywait!\"

  \"Certainly,\"saidtheProphet。\"Iwill。\"

  \"Waittillthechildrenaregrownup。WaittillCapricornushasgothisLatinbyheartandgonetoOxford。Then,andonlythen,youwillknowwhetherMalkieltheSecondistheexceptiontotheruleofprophets。

  Yes,andMadameshallknowit,too。Shetrustedme,sir,asonlyawomancan。SheknewIwasaprophetandhadaprophetforafatherbeforeme。Andyetshetrustedme。Itwasadaringthingtodo。Manywouldcallitfoolhardy。Wouldn’tthey,sir?\"

  Thedogskinglovewasraised。TheProphethastenedtoreply,——

  \"Idaresaytheywould。\"

  \"Butshewasnotafraid,andsheshallhaveherreward。CoronashallneversetfootinDrakeman’sVillas,norbreathetheairofHagglin’s。

  Imusthaveaglassofwater,Imust,sir,indeed。\"

  Hegaspedheavilyandwasabouttorise,whentheProphetsaid:

  \"Joinmeinaglassofwine。\"

  \"Ishouldbedelighted,\"Malkielanswered。\"Delighted,I’msure,butI

  doubtwhetherJellybrand’s——\"

  \"CouldnotFrederickSmithgooutandfetchusa——apintbottleofchampagne?\"saidtheProphet,playingadesperatecardinthepropheticgame。

  AnexpressionalmostofjovialityoverspreadthetragicfarceofMalkiel’sappearance。

  \"We’llsee,\"heanswered,openingthedealdoor。\"FrederickSmith!\"

  \"Here,Mr。Sagittarius,\"criedthesopranovoiceoftheyounglibrarian。

  \"Canyouleavethelibraryforamoment,FrederickSmith?\"

  TheProphetheldupasovereignoverMalkieltheSecond’snarrowshoulder。

  \"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius,forhalfamo!\"

  \"Ah!Whereisthenearestchampagne,FrederickSmith?\"

  \"Thenearest——\"

  \"Champagne,Isaid,FrederickSmith。\"

  \"IdaresayIcouldgetadozenatGillow’snexttherabbitshop,\"

  repliedtheyounglibrarian,thoughtfully。

  TheProphetshudderedtothedepthsofhisbeing,buthewasnowembarkeduponhisenterpriseandmustcrowdallsail。

  \"GotoGillow’s,\"heexclaimed,withanassumptionoffeverishgeniality,\"andbringbackacoupleofrabbits——Imeanbottles。Theymustbedry。Youunderstand?\"

  Theyounglibrarianlookedoutofthewindow。

  \"Oh,I’llmanagethat,sir。Itain’training,\"herepliedcarelessly。

  TheProphetstifledacryofhorrorashepressedthesovereignintotheyounglibrarian’shand。

  \"Youcankeepthechange,\"hewhispered,addinginatremulousvoice,\"Tellme——tellmefrankly——doyouthinkinyourownmindthattherewillbeany?\"

  \"Idon’tknowaboutinmyownmind,\"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,drawingatweedcapfromsomehiddenrecessbeneaththecounter。\"ButifyouonlywanttwobottlesIexpectthere’llbetenbobover。\"

  TheProphetturnedaspaleasashesandhadsomedifficultyinsustaininghimselftotheparlour,whereheandMalkieltheSecondsatdowninsilencetoawaittheyounglibrarian’sreturn。FrederickSmithcamebackinaboutfiveminutes,withanostentatious—lookingbottlesmotheredingoldleafundereacharm。

  \"Therewasfourshillingsapiecetopay,sir,\"heremarkedtotheProphetasheplacedthemuponthetable。\"Igotthe’ourownmake’

  brandwiththe’creamingfoam’uponthecorks。\"

  TheProphetbenthishead。Hewasquiteunabletospeak,buthesignedtotheyounglibrariantoopenoneofthebottlesandpouritscontentsintothetwotumblersofthickandratherdustyglassthatJellybrand’skeptforitsmomentsofconviviality。MalkieltheSecondliftedthegoblettothewindowandeyedthebeadednectarwithanairofalmostrakishanticipation。

  \"Ready,sir?\"hesaid,turningtotheProphet,who,withatremblinghand,followedhisexample。

  \"Quite——ready,\"saidtheProphet,shuttinghiseyes。

  \"Then,\"rejoinedMalkieltheSecondinaformalvoice,\"here’sluck!\"

  Heheldthetumblertohislips,waitingfortheProphet’sreplytogivethesignalforaunanimousswallowingofthepricelesswine。

  \"Luck,\"echoedtheProphetinafalteringvoice。

  Ashegraduallyrecoveredhisfaculties,heheardMalkieltheSecondsay,withanalmostdebauchedaccent,——

  \"Thatputsheartintoaman。IshallgiveGillowsanorder。Leaveus,FrederickSmith,andrememberthatMissMinervaisonnoaccounttobeletinheretillthisgentlemanandIhavefinishedthesecondbottle。\"

  TheProphetcouldnotresistawildmovementofprotest,whichwasapparentlytakenbytheyounglibrarianasapassionategestureofdismissal。Forhelefttheroomrapidlyandclosedthedoorwithdecisionbehindhim。

  \"Andnow,sir,Iamatyourservice,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,courteously。\"Letmepouryouanotherglassofwine。\"

  TheProphetassentedmechanically。Itseemedstrangetohavetodiesoyoung,andwithsomanyplansunfulfilled,buthefeltthatitwasuselesstostruggleagainstdestinyandhedrankagain。Thenheheardavoicesay,——

  \"Andnow,sir,Iamallattention。\"

  Helookedup。Hesawtheparlour,thegroundglassofthedoor,thetumblersandbottlesonthetable,thesharpfeaturesandstrained,farcicaleyesofMalkielframedinthematted,curlinghair。Thenallwasnotoveryet。Therewassomethingstillinstoreforhim。Hesatup,pushedthecreamingfour—shillingfoamoutofhissight,turnedtohisinterlocutor,andwithagreateffortcollectedhimself。

  \"Iwanttoconsultyou,\"hebegan,\"aboutmystrangepowers。\"

  Malkielsmiledwitheasyirony。

  \"StrangepowersinBerkeleySquare!\"heejaculated。\"TheBerkeleySquare!Butgoon,sir。Whatarethey?\"

  \"Havingbeenledtostudythestars,\"continuedtheProphetwithmorecomposureandgrowingearnestness,\"Ifeltmyselfmovedtomakeaprophecy。\"

  \"Weatherforecast,Isuppose,\"remarkedMalkiel,laconically。

  \"Howdidyouknowthat?\"

  \"Theeasiestkind,sir,thenumberonebeginner’sprophecy。CapricornususedtotellMadamewhattheweather’dbeassoonashecouldtalk。Butgoon,sir,goon,Ibeg。\"

  TheProphetbegantofeelratherlesslikeIsaiah,buthecontinued,withsomedetermination,——

  \"Ifthathadbeenall,IdaresayIshouldhavethoughtverylittleofthematter。\"

  \"No,youwouldn’tsir。Whothinkstheirfirstbabyalittleone?Canyoutellmethat?\"

  TheProphetconsideredthequestionforamoment。Thenheanswered,——

  \"Perhapsyou’reright。\"

  \"Perhapsso,\"rejoinedMalkiel,indulgently。\"Well,sir,whatwasyournextattempt——intheBerkeleySquare?\"

  TheProphet’ssensitivenaturewincedundertheobviousironyoftheinterrogation,buteitherthe\"creamingfoam\"hadrenderedhimdesperate,orhewastosomeextentsteeledagainstthesatirebytheawfulself—respectwhichhadinvadedhimsinceMrs。Merillia’saccident。Inanycaseheansweredfirmly,——

  \"MalkieltheSecond,inBerkeleySquareIhadarelation——anhonouredgrandmother。\"

  \"You’vethebetterofmethere,sir。MyparentsandMadame’sareallinBromptonCemetery。Well,sir,you’dgotanhonouredgrandmotherintheBerkeleySquare。Whatofit?\"

  \"Shewasnaturallyelderly。\"

  \"Andyoupredictedherdeathandshepassedover。Verynaturaltoo,sir。Thenumbertwobeginner’sprophecy。Why,Corona——\"

  ButatthispointtheProphetbrokein。

  \"Excuseme,\"hesaidinascandalisedvoice,\"excuseme,MalkieltheSecond,shedidnothingofthekind。Whatevermyfaultsmaybe——andtheyaremany,Iamaware——I——I——\"

  Hewasgreatlymoved。

  \"Takeanothersupofwine,sir。Youneedit,\"saidMalkiel。

  TheProphetmechanicallydrankoncemore,graspingtheedgeofthetableforsupportintheenduranceofthefour—bobecstasy。

  \"Youprophesieditandshedidn’tpassover,sir,\"continuedMalkiel,withunaffectedsympathy。\"Iunderstandtheblow。It’scruelhardwhenaprophecygoeswrong。Why,evenMadame——\"

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