\"Ireallybegyourpardon,\"saidtheProphet,whileMr。Sagittariusstoodstillintheviolentattitudeofonedeterminedtododgesolongashehasbreath。\"Iamnotatallinthehabitof\"——Mr。Sagittariusdodged——\"ofintrudinguponstrangers——\"Mr。SagittariusdodgedagainwithsuchextraordinaryabruptnessanddeterminationthathenearlycausedtheyounglibrariantoswallowtheProphet’sgoldenbribe。\"I
seeyoudon’tbelieveme,\"theProphetcontinued,flushingpinkbutstillholdinghisground,andindeedtryingtoturnMr。Sagittarius’sflankbyastrategicmovementofalmostmilitaryprecision。\"Iseethatplainly,but——\"Mr。Sagittariusduckedtotheleft,endeavouringtocoverthemanoeuvrebyanalmostsimultaneousandextremelypassionatefeinttowardstheProphet’scentre,whichwasimmediatelywithdrawningoodorder——\"butyourremark——arkablename,Saag——itt—ittarius,suggestedtomethatyouarerea—eallythemanIseek。\"
HehadnowgotMr。SagittariusintoaveryawkwardbitofcountrybetweentheletterP。intherack,underwhichreposedMissPartridge’scorrespondence,andthenewspaperbureau,withthecounterimmediatelyonhisrear,andtakingadvantageofthiscircumstance,hecontinuedrapidly:
\"MayIaskwhetheryourecentlyreceivedaletter——onemoment!——
envelope——crest——Ionlywanttoknowifyouhavereceived——only——anelephantrampant——swarmof——ofbees——\"
\"Ihaveneverreceivedarampantelephantandaswarmofbees,\"criedMr。Sagittariuswitheverysymptomofunbridledterror。\"Help,FrederickSmith!\"
\"Rightyouare,MalkieltheSecond!\"criedtheyounglibrarian,hastilypocketingthehalfsovereignandmakingafeverishlungeatnothinginparticularoverthecounter。\"Rightyouare!\"
\"MalkieltheSecond!\"ejaculatedtheProphet。\"ThenyouarethemanI
seek。\"
MalkieltheSecond——foritwasindeedhe——sankbackagainstthecounterinanattitudeofabandonedprostrationthatwouldhavemadeafortuneofacomicactor。
\"ItrustedtoJellybrand’s,\"hesaid,drawingfromhistailpocketawhitehandkerchiefcoveredwithapatternofpinkstorksinflight。\"I
trustedtoJellybrand’sandJellybrand’shasbetrayedme。Oh,FrederickSmith!\"
Heputastorktoeacheye。Theyounglibrarianassumedaninjuredair。
\"Itwastheagitationdidit,Mr。Sagittarius,\"hesaid。\"Ifyouhadn’ta—kep’dodgingIshouldn’thavelostmymemory。\"
AndhelookedavariciouslyattheProphet,whosmiledathimreassuringlyanddrewforthacardcase。
\"Ifeelsure,Mr。Sag——Malkiel——\"
\"MalkieltheSecond,sir,ismynameifitisbetrayedbyJellybrand’s,\"saidthatgentlemanwithsuddendignity。\"Thereisnoneedofanymister。\"
\"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidtheProphet,handinghiscard。\"Thatismynameandaddress。MayIbegyoutoforgivemyapparentanxietytomakeyouracquaintance,andimploreyoutograntmeafewmomentsofprivateconversationonamatteroftheutmostimportance?\"
MalkieltheSecondreadthecard。
\"BerkeleySquare,\"hesaid。\"/The/BerkeleySquare?\"
\"Exactly,theBerkeleySquare,\"saidtheProphet,modestly。
\"NottheoneatBrixtonRisebehindtheKimmins’smews?\"saidMalkieltheSecond,suspiciously。
\"Certainlynot。TheonenearGrosvenorSquare。\"
\"That’sbetter,\"saidMalkiel,uponwhomtheProphet’saddresshadevidentlymadeagoodimpression。\"Kimmins’sisnoclassatall。Hadyoucomefromthere,I——butwhatmayyouwantwithme?\"
TheProphetglancedsignificantlyattheyounglibrarian,whowasleaninguponthecounterinatense,keyholeposition,withhisprivateearturnedsomewhatostentatiouslytowardsthetwospeakers。
\"Icantellyouinaninnerroom,\"hemurmured,inhismostingratiatingmanner。
\"You’recertainit’snotBerkeleySquarebehindKimmins’s?\"saidMalkiel,withalastflickerofsuspicion。
\"Quitecertain——quite。\"
\"FrederickSmith,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,\"sinceJellybrand’shasbetrayedmeJellybrand’smustabidetheconsequences。Showthisgentlemanandmetotheparlour。\"
\"Right,Mr。Sagittarius,\"repliedtheyounglibrarianwhosememoryhadagainbecomeexcellent。\"ButMissMinervaiscomingatthree—thirty。\"
\"Hasshebespoketheparlour,FrederickSmith?\"
\"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius。\"
\"Thenshecan’thaveit。That’sall。Jellybrand’smustabidethefullconsequencesofmybetrayal。Goforward,FrederickSmith。\"
Theyounglibrarianwentforwardtowardsadoorofdealandgroundglasswhichhethrewopenwithsomeceremony。
\"Theparlour,gents,\"hesaid。
\"Afteryou,sir,afteryou,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,makingasidestepandbringinghisfeettogetherinthefirstposition。
\"No,no,\"rejoinedtheProphet,gentlydrawingthesagetothefront,andinsertinghimintotheparlourinsuchaningeniousmannerthathedidnotperceivethejourneyofasecondhalfsovereignfromthepersonoftheProphettothatoftheyounglibrarian,whothereafterclosedthedealandgroundglassdoor,andreturnedtothecounter,whistlinginanabsent—mindedmanner,\"I’maHappyMillionairefromColorado。\"
CHAPTERIII
THETWOPROPHETSPARTAKEOF\"CREAMINGFOAM。\"
\"Andnow,sir,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,pointingtoacoupleofcanechairswhich,withthetable,endeavoured,ratherunsuccessfully,tofurnishforththeparlouratJellybrand’s,\"nowsir,whatdoyouwantwithme?\"
Ashespokehethrewhisblackovercoatwideopen,seatedhimselfontheedgeofoneofthechairsinadignifiedattitude,andcrossedhisfeet——whichwerenotinnocentofspats——oneovertheother。
TheProphetwasresolvedtodareall,andhe,therefore,answeredboldly,——
\"MalkieltheSecond,Iwishtospeaktoyouasoneprophettoanother。\"
AtthisremarkMalkielstartedviolently,anddartedasearchingglancefrombeneathhisblondeeyebrowsatHennessey。
\"DoyouliveintheBerkeleySquare,sir,\"hesaid,\"andclaimtobeaprophet?\"
\"Ido,\"saidHennessey,withmodestdetermination。
Malkielsmiled,alongandwreathedsmilethatwasfulloflusciousmelancholyandtragicsweetness。
\"Theassumptionseemsratherridiculous——forgiveme,\"heexclaimed。
\"TheBerkeleySquare!WhateverwouldMadamesay?\"
\"Madame?\"saidtheProphet,inquiringly。
\"MadameMalkiel,orMadameSagittarius,asshealwayspasses。\"
\"Yourwife?\"
\"Myhonouredlady,\"saidMalkiel,withpride。\"Moretomealmostthananylunarguideorstarrymonitor。What,oh,whatwouldshesaytoaprophetfromtheBerkeleySquare?\"
Heburstintohollowlaughter,shakinguponthecanechairtillitsveryfoundationsseemedthreatenedasbyanearthquake,andwasobligedtoapplytheflightofstorkstohiseyesbeforehecouldinanydegreerecoverhisequanimity。Atlengthheglancedupwithtearsrollingdownhischeeks。
\"Excuseme,sir,\"hesaid。\"Butwhatcanyouknowofprophecyinsuchafashionableneighbourhood,closetoGrosvenorSquareandwithinsight,asonemaysay,ofPiccadilly?Oh,dear,oh,dear!\"
\"Butreally,\"saidtheProphet,whohadflushedred,butwhostillspokewithpleasantmildness,\"whatinfluencecanneighbourhoodhaveuponsuchasuperterrestrialmatter?\"
\"DidIsaiahresideintheBerkeleySquare,sir?\"
\"Ifancynot。Still——\"
\"Ifancynot,too,\"rejoinedMalkiel。\"NorBernardWilkinseither,oranyprophetthateverIheardof。Why,evenJesseJoneslivesoffPerkin’sRoad,WandsworthCommon,thoughhedoeskeepasitting—roominBernersStreetjusttoseehisclientsin,andheisaverylow—classperson,evenforaprophet。No,no,sir,Madameisquiteright。Shemarriedmedespitethedamning——yes,Isay,sir,thedamningfactthatIwasaprophet——\"hereMalkieltheSecondbroughtdownoneofthedogskingloveswithviolenceuponthericketyparlourtable——\"butbeforeeverwewenttotheRegistrar’sshemademetakeasolemnoath。
Whatwasit,doyousay?\"
\"Yes,Ido,\"saidHennessey,leaningforwardandgazingintoMalkiel’slongandexcitedfaceroundwhichtheheavymatofpomadedhairvibrated。
\"Itwasthis,sir——tomixwithnoprophetssolongaswebothshouldlive。Prophets,shetrulysaid,arelow—class,evendirty,persons。
Theirparties,their’athomes’areshoddy。Theyliveinfourth—rateneighbourhoods。Theyburngasandsitonhorsehair。Onlyinrarecasesdotheyhaveanybathroomintheirhouses。Theirinfluencewouldbebadforthechildrenwhentheybegintogrowup。HowcouldCoronamakeher/debut/\"——Malkielpronounceditdebbew——\"inpropheticcircles?HowcouldshecomeoutinDrakeman’sVillas,Tooting,ordancewithsuchyoungfellersasfrequentHagglin’sBuildings,ClaphamRise?Howcouldshedoit,sir?\"
\"Idon’tknow,I’msure,\"gaspedtheProphet。
\"NorI,sir,norI,\"continuedMalkiel,withunabatedfervour。\"Andit’sthesamewithCapricornus。Myboyshallnotbethrowninwithprophets。DidMalkieltheFirststartthe/Almanac/forthat?Didhefosterittillitwentfromthepoorservantgirl’satticintothegildedapartmentsofthearistocracyandlayevenuponRoyaltablesforthat?Didhe,Isay?\"
\"Ihaven’tanidea,\"saidtheProphet。
\"Hedidnot,sir。AndI——Imyself\"——hearrangedthediamondpininhiswhitesatintiewithanalmostimperialgesture——\"havenotfolloweduponthelineshelaiddownwithoutimbibing,asImaytrulysay,theloftyspiritthatguidedhim,theloftysocialspirit,asMadamecallsit。Therehavebeenotherprophets,Iknow。Thereareotherprophets。I
donotattempttodenyit。Butwhereelsethanhere,sir\"——thedogskinglovelayuponthebreastofthechocolatebrownfrockcoat——\"whereelsethanherewillyoufindaprophetwhohideshisidentitybeneathan/alias/,whoremains,asMadamealwayssays,/perdew/,andwhoconductshisprofessiononhonourableandbusiness—likelines?AmI
dressedlikeaprophet?\"HesuddenlybroughthisdoubledfistdownupontheProphet’sknee。
\"No,\"criedHennessey。\"Certainlynot!\"
\"Why,sir,howcanIbewhenItellyouthatMerriman&SaxsterofRegentStreetaremytailors,andhavebeensincemyfirstpairoftrouserings?DoIbearmyselfprophetically?IthinkyouwillagreethatIdonotwhenyouknowthatIamfrequentlymistakenforanoutsidebroker——yes,sir,andthatthishasevenhappeneduponthepieratMargate。YouhaveseenmydemeanouratJellybrand’s。Yousawmecomeintothelibrary。YousawmymannerwithFrederickSmith。Wasitassuming?DidIlorditoverthelad?\"
\"Certainlynot。\"
\"No。Imighthavebeenanybody,anyordinarypersonlivinginGrosvenorPlace,or,likeyourself,intheBerkeleySquare。Andsoiteveris。
Otherprophetsthereare——possiblymenofacertainabilityeveninthatdirection——butthereisonlyoneMalkiel,onlyonewhoattendsstrictlytobusiness,whodrawsagoodincomefromthestars,sir,andsatisfiesthepublicmonthin,monthout,withoutmakingafussaboutit。Waitafewyears,sir,onlywait!\"
\"Certainly,\"saidtheProphet。\"Iwill。\"
\"Waittillthechildrenaregrownup。WaittillCapricornushasgothisLatinbyheartandgonetoOxford。Then,andonlythen,youwillknowwhetherMalkieltheSecondistheexceptiontotheruleofprophets。
Yes,andMadameshallknowit,too。Shetrustedme,sir,asonlyawomancan。SheknewIwasaprophetandhadaprophetforafatherbeforeme。Andyetshetrustedme。Itwasadaringthingtodo。Manywouldcallitfoolhardy。Wouldn’tthey,sir?\"
Thedogskinglovewasraised。TheProphethastenedtoreply,——
\"Idaresaytheywould。\"
\"Butshewasnotafraid,andsheshallhaveherreward。CoronashallneversetfootinDrakeman’sVillas,norbreathetheairofHagglin’s。
Imusthaveaglassofwater,Imust,sir,indeed。\"
Hegaspedheavilyandwasabouttorise,whentheProphetsaid:
\"Joinmeinaglassofwine。\"
\"Ishouldbedelighted,\"Malkielanswered。\"Delighted,I’msure,butI
doubtwhetherJellybrand’s——\"
\"CouldnotFrederickSmithgooutandfetchusa——apintbottleofchampagne?\"saidtheProphet,playingadesperatecardinthepropheticgame。
AnexpressionalmostofjovialityoverspreadthetragicfarceofMalkiel’sappearance。
\"We’llsee,\"heanswered,openingthedealdoor。\"FrederickSmith!\"
\"Here,Mr。Sagittarius,\"criedthesopranovoiceoftheyounglibrarian。
\"Canyouleavethelibraryforamoment,FrederickSmith?\"
TheProphetheldupasovereignoverMalkieltheSecond’snarrowshoulder。
\"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius,forhalfamo!\"
\"Ah!Whereisthenearestchampagne,FrederickSmith?\"
\"Thenearest——\"
\"Champagne,Isaid,FrederickSmith。\"
\"IdaresayIcouldgetadozenatGillow’snexttherabbitshop,\"
repliedtheyounglibrarian,thoughtfully。
TheProphetshudderedtothedepthsofhisbeing,buthewasnowembarkeduponhisenterpriseandmustcrowdallsail。
\"GotoGillow’s,\"heexclaimed,withanassumptionoffeverishgeniality,\"andbringbackacoupleofrabbits——Imeanbottles。Theymustbedry。Youunderstand?\"
Theyounglibrarianlookedoutofthewindow。
\"Oh,I’llmanagethat,sir。Itain’training,\"herepliedcarelessly。
TheProphetstifledacryofhorrorashepressedthesovereignintotheyounglibrarian’shand。
\"Youcankeepthechange,\"hewhispered,addinginatremulousvoice,\"Tellme——tellmefrankly——doyouthinkinyourownmindthattherewillbeany?\"
\"Idon’tknowaboutinmyownmind,\"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,drawingatweedcapfromsomehiddenrecessbeneaththecounter。\"ButifyouonlywanttwobottlesIexpectthere’llbetenbobover。\"
TheProphetturnedaspaleasashesandhadsomedifficultyinsustaininghimselftotheparlour,whereheandMalkieltheSecondsatdowninsilencetoawaittheyounglibrarian’sreturn。FrederickSmithcamebackinaboutfiveminutes,withanostentatious—lookingbottlesmotheredingoldleafundereacharm。
\"Therewasfourshillingsapiecetopay,sir,\"heremarkedtotheProphetasheplacedthemuponthetable。\"Igotthe’ourownmake’
brandwiththe’creamingfoam’uponthecorks。\"
TheProphetbenthishead。Hewasquiteunabletospeak,buthesignedtotheyounglibrariantoopenoneofthebottlesandpouritscontentsintothetwotumblersofthickandratherdustyglassthatJellybrand’skeptforitsmomentsofconviviality。MalkieltheSecondliftedthegoblettothewindowandeyedthebeadednectarwithanairofalmostrakishanticipation。
\"Ready,sir?\"hesaid,turningtotheProphet,who,withatremblinghand,followedhisexample。
\"Quite——ready,\"saidtheProphet,shuttinghiseyes。
\"Then,\"rejoinedMalkieltheSecondinaformalvoice,\"here’sluck!\"
Heheldthetumblertohislips,waitingfortheProphet’sreplytogivethesignalforaunanimousswallowingofthepricelesswine。
\"Luck,\"echoedtheProphetinafalteringvoice。
Ashegraduallyrecoveredhisfaculties,heheardMalkieltheSecondsay,withanalmostdebauchedaccent,——
\"Thatputsheartintoaman。IshallgiveGillowsanorder。Leaveus,FrederickSmith,andrememberthatMissMinervaisonnoaccounttobeletinheretillthisgentlemanandIhavefinishedthesecondbottle。\"
TheProphetcouldnotresistawildmovementofprotest,whichwasapparentlytakenbytheyounglibrarianasapassionategestureofdismissal。Forhelefttheroomrapidlyandclosedthedoorwithdecisionbehindhim。
\"Andnow,sir,Iamatyourservice,\"saidMalkieltheSecond,courteously。\"Letmepouryouanotherglassofwine。\"
TheProphetassentedmechanically。Itseemedstrangetohavetodiesoyoung,andwithsomanyplansunfulfilled,buthefeltthatitwasuselesstostruggleagainstdestinyandhedrankagain。Thenheheardavoicesay,——
\"Andnow,sir,Iamallattention。\"
Helookedup。Hesawtheparlour,thegroundglassofthedoor,thetumblersandbottlesonthetable,thesharpfeaturesandstrained,farcicaleyesofMalkielframedinthematted,curlinghair。Thenallwasnotoveryet。Therewassomethingstillinstoreforhim。Hesatup,pushedthecreamingfour—shillingfoamoutofhissight,turnedtohisinterlocutor,andwithagreateffortcollectedhimself。
\"Iwanttoconsultyou,\"hebegan,\"aboutmystrangepowers。\"
Malkielsmiledwitheasyirony。
\"StrangepowersinBerkeleySquare!\"heejaculated。\"TheBerkeleySquare!Butgoon,sir。Whatarethey?\"
\"Havingbeenledtostudythestars,\"continuedtheProphetwithmorecomposureandgrowingearnestness,\"Ifeltmyselfmovedtomakeaprophecy。\"
\"Weatherforecast,Isuppose,\"remarkedMalkiel,laconically。
\"Howdidyouknowthat?\"
\"Theeasiestkind,sir,thenumberonebeginner’sprophecy。CapricornususedtotellMadamewhattheweather’dbeassoonashecouldtalk。Butgoon,sir,goon,Ibeg。\"
TheProphetbegantofeelratherlesslikeIsaiah,buthecontinued,withsomedetermination,——
\"Ifthathadbeenall,IdaresayIshouldhavethoughtverylittleofthematter。\"
\"No,youwouldn’tsir。Whothinkstheirfirstbabyalittleone?Canyoutellmethat?\"
TheProphetconsideredthequestionforamoment。Thenheanswered,——
\"Perhapsyou’reright。\"
\"Perhapsso,\"rejoinedMalkiel,indulgently。\"Well,sir,whatwasyournextattempt——intheBerkeleySquare?\"
TheProphet’ssensitivenaturewincedundertheobviousironyoftheinterrogation,buteitherthe\"creamingfoam\"hadrenderedhimdesperate,orhewastosomeextentsteeledagainstthesatirebytheawfulself—respectwhichhadinvadedhimsinceMrs。Merillia’saccident。Inanycaseheansweredfirmly,——
\"MalkieltheSecond,inBerkeleySquareIhadarelation——anhonouredgrandmother。\"
\"You’vethebetterofmethere,sir。MyparentsandMadame’sareallinBromptonCemetery。Well,sir,you’dgotanhonouredgrandmotherintheBerkeleySquare。Whatofit?\"
\"Shewasnaturallyelderly。\"
\"Andyoupredictedherdeathandshepassedover。Verynaturaltoo,sir。Thenumbertwobeginner’sprophecy。Why,Corona——\"
ButatthispointtheProphetbrokein。
\"Excuseme,\"hesaidinascandalisedvoice,\"excuseme,MalkieltheSecond,shedidnothingofthekind。Whatevermyfaultsmaybe——andtheyaremany,Iamaware——I——I——\"
Hewasgreatlymoved。
\"Takeanothersupofwine,sir。Youneedit,\"saidMalkiel。
TheProphetmechanicallydrankoncemore,graspingtheedgeofthetableforsupportintheenduranceofthefour—bobecstasy。
\"Youprophesieditandshedidn’tpassover,sir,\"continuedMalkiel,withunaffectedsympathy。\"Iunderstandtheblow。It’scruelhardwhenaprophecygoeswrong。Why,evenMadame——\"