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  PREFACEMOSToftheadventuresrecordedinthisbookreallyoccurred;oneortwowereexperiencesofmyown,therestthoseofboyswhowereschoolmatesofmine。HuckFinnisdrawnfromlife;TomSawyeralso,butnotfromanindividual——heisacombinationofthecharacteristicsofthreeboyswhomIknew,andthereforebelongstothecompositeorderofarchitecture。

  TheoddsuperstitionstoucheduponwereallprevalentamongchildrenandslavesintheWestattheperiodofthisstory——thatistosay,thirtyorfortyyearsago。

  Althoughmybookisintendedmainlyfortheentertainmentofboysandgirls,Ihopeitwillnotbeshunnedbymenandwomenonthataccount,forpartofmyplanhasbeentotrytopleasantlyremindadultsofwhattheyoncewerethemselves,andofhowtheyfeltandthoughtandtalked,andwhatqueerenterprisestheysometimesengagedin。

  THEAUTHOR。HARTFORD,1876。

  TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter1CHAPTERI\"TOM!\"

  Noanswer。

  \"TOM!\"

  Noanswer。

  \"What’sgonewiththatboy,Iwonder?YouTOM!\"

  Noanswer。

  Theoldladypulledherspectaclesdownandlookedoverthemabouttheroom;thensheputthemupandlookedoutunderthem。Sheseldomorneverlookedthroughthemforsosmallathingasaboy;theywereherstatepair,theprideofherheart,andwerebuiltfor\"style,\"notservice——shecouldhaveseenthroughapairofstove—lidsjustaswell。

  Shelookedperplexedforamoment,andthensaid,notfiercely,butstillloudenoughforthefurnituretohear:

  \"Well,IlayifIgetholdofyouI’ll——\"

  Shedidnotfinish,forbythistimeshewasbendingdownandpunchingunderthebedwiththebroom,andsosheneededbreathtopunctuatethepuncheswith。Sheresurrectednothingbutthecat。

  \"Ineverdidseethebeatofthatboy!\"

  Shewenttotheopendoorandstoodinitandlookedoutamongthetomatovinesand\"jimpson\"weedsthatconstitutedthegarden。NoTom。

  Soshelifteduphervoiceatananglecalculatedfordistanceandshouted:

  \"Y—o—u—uTom!\"

  Therewasaslightnoisebehindherandsheturnedjustintimetoseizeasmallboybytheslackofhisroundaboutandarresthisflight。

  \"There!Imight’athoughtofthatcloset。Whatyoubeendoinginthere?\"

  \"Nothing。\"

  \"Nothing!Lookatyourhands。Andlookatyourmouth。Whatisthattruck?\"

  \"Idon’tknow,aunt。\"

  \"Well,Iknow。It’sjam——that’swhatitis。FortytimesI’vesaidifyoudidn’tletthatjamaloneI’dskinyou。Handmethatswitch。\"

  Theswitchhoveredintheair——theperilwasdesperate——

  \"My!Lookbehindyou,aunt!\"

  Theoldladywhirledround,andsnatchedherskirtsoutofdanger。

  Theladfledontheinstant,scrambledupthehighboard—fence,anddisappearedoverit。

  HisauntPollystoodsurprisedamoment,andthenbrokeintoagentlelaugh。

  \"Hangtheboy,can’tIneverlearnanything?Ain’theplayedmetricksenoughlikethatformetobelookingoutforhimbythistime?

  Butoldfoolsisthebiggestfoolsthereis。Can’tlearnanolddognewtricks,asthesayingis。Butmygoodness,heneverplaysthemalike,twodays,andhowisabodytoknowwhat’scoming?He’pearstoknowjusthowlonghecantormentmebeforeIgetmydanderup,andheknowsifhecanmakeouttoputmeoffforaminuteormakemelaugh,it’salldownagainandIcan’thithimalick。Iain’tdoingmydutybythatboy,andthat’stheLord’struth,goodnessknows。Sparetherodandspilethechild,astheGoodBooksays。I’malayingupsinandsufferingforusboth,Iknow。

  He’sfulloftheOldScratch,butlaws—a—me!he’smyowndeadsister’sboy,poorthing,andIain’tgotthehearttolashhim,somehow。EverytimeIlethimoff,myconsciencedoeshurtmeso,andeverytimeIhithimmyoldheartmostbreaks。Well—a—well,manthatisbornofwomanisoffewdaysandfulloftrouble,astheScripturesays,andIreckonit’sso。He’llplayhookeythisevening,*and[*Southwesternfor\"afternoon\"]

  I’lljustbeobleegedtomakehimwork,to—morrow,topunishhim。It’smightyhardtomakehimworkSaturdays,whenalltheboysishavingholiday,buthehatesworkmorethanhehatesanythingelse,andI’vegottodosomeofmydutybyhim,orI’llbetheruinationofthechild。\"

  Tomdidplayhookey,andhehadaverygoodtime。HegotbackhomebarelyinseasontohelpJim,thesmallcoloredboy,sawnext—day’swoodandsplitthekindlingsbeforesupper——atleasthewasthereintimetotellhisadventurestoJimwhileJimdidthree—fourthsofthework。

  Tom’syoungerbrother(orratherhalf—brother)Sidwasalreadythroughwithhispartofthework(pickingupchips),forhewasaquietboy,andhadnoadventurous,troublesomeways。

  WhileTomwaseatinghissupper,andstealingsugarasopportunityoffered,AuntPollyaskedhimquestionsthatwerefullofguile,andverydeep——forshewantedtotraphimintodamagingrevealments。Likemanyothersimple—heartedsouls,itwasherpetvanitytobelieveshewasendowedwithatalentfordarkandmysteriousdiplomacy,andshelovedtocontemplatehermosttransparentdevicesasmarvelsoflowcunning。Saidshe:

  \"Tom,itwasmiddlingwarminschool,warn’tit?\"

  \"Yes’m。\"

  \"Powerfulwarm,warn’tit?\"

  \"Yes’m。\"

  \"Didn’tyouwanttogoina—swimming,Tom?\"

  AbitofascareshotthroughTom——atouchofuncomfortablesuspicion。HesearchedAuntPolly’sface,butittoldhimnothing。Sohesaid:

  \"No’m——well,notverymuch。\"

  TheoldladyreachedoutherhandandfeltTom’sshirt,andsaid:

  \"Butyouain’ttoowarmnow,though。\"Anditflatteredhertoreflectthatshehaddiscoveredthattheshirtwasdrywithoutanybodyknowingthatthatwaswhatshehadinhermind。Butinspiteofher,Tomknewwherethewindlay,now。Soheforestalledwhatmightbethenextmove:

  \"Someofuspumpedonourheads——mine’sdampyet。See?\"

  AuntPollywasvexedtothinkshehadoverlookedthatbitofcircumstantialevidence,andmissedatrick。Thenshehadanewinspiration:

  \"Tom,youdidn’thavetoundoyourshirtcollarwhereIsewedit,topumponyourhead,didyou?Unbuttonyourjacket!\"

  ThetroublevanishedoutofTom’sface。Heopenedhisjacket。

  Hisshirtcollarwassecurelysewed。

  \"Bother!Well,go’longwithyou。I’dmadesureyou’dplayedhookeyandbeena—swimming。ButIforgiveye,Tom。Ireckonyou’reakindofasingedcat,asthesayingis——better’nyoulook。Thistime。\"

  Shewashalfsorryhersagacityhadmiscarried,andhalfgladthatTomhadstumbledintoobedientconductforonce。

  ButSidneysaid:

  \"Well,now,ifIdidn’tthinkyousewedhiscollarwithwhitethread,butit’sblack。\"

  \"Why,Ididsewitwithwhite!Tom!\"

  ButTomdidnotwaitfortherest。Ashewentoutatthedoorhesaid:

  \"Siddy,I’lllickyouforthat。\"

  InasafeplaceTomexaminedtwolargeneedleswhichwerethrustintothelapelsofhisjacket,andhadthreadboundaboutthem——oneneedlecarriedwhitethreadandtheotherblack。Hesaid:

  \"She’dnevernoticedifithadn’tbeenforSid。Confoundit!sometimesshesewsitwithwhite,andsometimesshesewsitwithblack。Iwishtogeeminyshe’dsticktooneort’other——Ican’tkeeptherunof’em。ButIbetyouI’lllamSidforthat。I’lllearnhim!\"

  HewasnottheModelBoyofthevillage。Heknewthemodelboyverywellthough——andloathedhim。

  Withintwominutes,orevenless,hehadforgottenallhistroubles。

  Notbecausehistroubleswereonewhitlessheavyandbittertohimthanaman’saretoaman,butbecauseanewandpowerfulinterestborethemdownanddrovethemoutofhismindforthetime——justasmen’smisfortunesareforgottenintheexcitementofnewenterprises。Thisnewinterestwasavaluednoveltyinwhistling,whichhehadjustacquiredfromanegro,andhewassufferingtopractiseitundisturbed。Itconsistedinapeculiarbird—liketurn,asortofliquidwarble,producedbytouchingthetonguetotheroofofthemouthatshortintervalsinthemidstofthemusic——

  thereaderprobablyremembershowtodoit,ifhehaseverbeenaboy。

  Diligenceandattentionsoongavehimtheknackofit,andhestrodedownthestreetwithhismouthfullofharmonyandhissoulfullofgratitude。

  Hefeltmuchasanastronomerfeelswhohasdiscoveredanewplanet——

  nodoubt,asfarasstrong,deep,unalloyedpleasureisconcerned,theadvantagewaswiththeboy,nottheastronomer。

  Thesummereveningswerelong。Itwasnotdark,yet。PresentlyTomcheckedhiswhistle。Astrangerwasbeforehim——aboyashadelargerthanhimself。Anew—comerofanyageoreithersexwasanimpressivecuriosityinthepoorlittleshabbyvillageofSt。Petersburg。Thisboywaswelldressed,too——welldressedonaweek—day。Thiswassimplyastounding。

  Hiscapwasadaintything,hisclosebuttonedblueclothroundaboutwasnewandnatty,andsowerehispantaloons。Hehadshoeson——anditwasonlyFriday。Heevenworeanecktie,abrightbitofribbon。HehadacitifiedairabouthimthatateintoTom’svitals。ThemoreTomstaredatthesplendidmarvel,thehigherheturneduphisnoseathisfineryandtheshabbierandshabbierhisownoutfitseemedtohimtogrow。Neitherboyspoke。Ifonemoved,theothermoved——butonlysidewise,inacircle;theykeptfacetofaceandeyetoeyeallthetime。FinallyTomsaid:

  \"Icanlickyou!\"

  \"I’dliketoseeyoutryit。\"

  \"Well,Icandoit。\"

  \"Noyoucan’t,either。\"

  \"YesIcan。\"

  \"Noyoucan’t。\"

  \"Ican。\"

  \"Youcan’t。\"

  \"Can!\"

  \"Can’t!\"

  Anuncomfortablepause。ThenTomsaid:

  \"What’syourname?\"

  \"’Tisn’tanyofyourbusiness,maybe。\"

  \"WellI’lowI’llmakeitmybusiness。\"

  \"Wellwhydon’tyou?\"

  \"Ifyousaymuch,Iwill。\"

  \"Much——much——MUCH。Therenow。\"

  \"Oh,youthinkyou’remightysmart,don’tyou?Icouldlickyouwithonehandtiedbehindme,ifIwantedto。\"

  \"Wellwhydon’tyoudoit?Yousayyoucandoit。\"

  \"WellIwill,ifyoufoolwithme。\"

  \"Ohyes——I’veseenwholefamiliesinthesamefix。\"

  \"Smarty!Youthinkyou’resome,now,don’tyou?

  Oh,whatahat!\"

  \"Youcanlumpthathatifyoudon’tlikeit。Idareyoutoknockitoff——andanybodythat’lltakeadarewillsuckeggs。\"

  \"You’realiar!\"

  \"You’reanother。\"

  \"You’reafightingliaranddasn’ttakeitup。\"

  \"Aw——takeawalk!\"

  \"Say——ifyougivememuchmoreofyoursassI’lltakeandbouncearockoff’nyourhead。\"

  \"Oh,ofcourseyouwill。\"

  \"WellIwill。\"

  \"Wellwhydon’tyoudoitthen?Whatdoyoukeepsayingyouwillfor?Whydon’tyoudoit?It’sbecauseyou’reafraid。\"

  \"Iain’tafraid。\"

  \"Youare。\"

  \"Iain’t。\"

  \"Youare。\"

  Anotherpause,andmoreeyingandsidlingaroundeachother。Presentlytheywereshouldertoshoulder。Tomsaid:

  \"Getawayfromhere!\"

  \"Goawayyourself!\"

  \"Iwon’t。\"

  \"Iwon’teither。\"

  Sotheystood,eachwithafootplacedatanangleasabrace,andbothshovingwithmightandmain,andgloweringateachotherwithhate。Butneithercouldgetanadvantage。Afterstrugglingtillbothwerehotandflushed,eachrelaxedhisstrainwithwatchfulcaution,andTomsaid:

  \"You’reacowardandapup。I’lltellmybigbrotheronyou,andhecanthrashyouwithhislittlefinger,andI’llmakehimdoit,too。\"

  \"WhatdoIcareforyourbigbrother?I’vegotabrotherthat’sbiggerthanheis——andwhat’smore,hecanthrowhimoverthatfence,too。\"[Bothbrotherswereimaginary。]

  \"That’salie。\"

  \"Yoursayingsodon’tmakeitso。\"

  Tomdrewalineinthedustwithhisbigtoe,andsaid:

  \"Idareyoutostepoverthat,andI’lllickyoutillyoucan’tstandup。Anybodythat’lltakeadarewillstealsheep。\"

  Thenewboysteppedoverpromptly,andsaid:

  \"Nowyousaidyou’ddoit,nowlet’sseeyoudoit。\"

  \"Don’tyoucrowdmenow;youbetterlookout。\"

  \"Well,yousaidyou’ddoit——whydon’tyoudoit?\"

  \"Byjingo!fortwocentsIwilldoit。\"

  Thenewboytooktwobroadcoppersoutofhispocketandheldthemoutwithderision。Tomstruckthemtotheground。Inaninstantbothboyswererollingandtumblinginthedirt,grippedtogetherlikecats;

  andforthespaceofaminutetheytuggedandtoreateachother’shairandclothes,punchedandscratchedeachother’snose,andcoveredthemselveswithdustandglory。Presentlytheconfusiontookform,andthroughthefogofbattleTomappeared,seatedastridethenewboy,andpoundinghimwithhisfists。\"Holler’nuff!\"saidhe。

  Theboyonlystruggledtofreehimself。Hewascrying——mainlyfromrage。

  \"Holler’nuff!\"——andthepoundingwenton。

  Atlastthestrangergotoutasmothered\"’Nuff!\"andTomlethimupandsaid:

  \"Nowthat’lllearnyou。Betterlookoutwhoyou’refoolingwithnexttime。\"

  Thenewboywentoffbrushingthedustfromhisclothes,sobbing,snuffling,andoccasionallylookingbackandshakinghisheadandthreateningwhathewoulddotoTomthe\"nexttimehecaughthimout。\"TowhichTomrespondedwithjeers,andstartedoffinhighfeather,andassoonashisbackwasturnedthenewboysnatchedupastone,threwitandhithimbetweentheshouldersandthenturnedtailandranlikeanantelope。Tomchasedthetraitorhome,andthusfoundoutwherehelived。Hethenheldapositionatthegateforsometime,daringtheenemytocomeoutside,buttheenemyonlymadefacesathimthroughthewindowanddeclined。Atlasttheenemy’smotherappeared,andcalledTomabad,vicious,vulgarchild,andorderedhimaway。Sohewentaway;buthesaidhe\"’lowed\"to\"lay\"forthatboy。

  Hegothomeprettylatethatnight,andwhenheclimbedcautiouslyinatthewindow,heuncoveredanambuscade,inthepersonofhisaunt;

  andwhenshesawthestatehisclotheswereinherresolutiontoturnhisSaturdayholidayintocaptivityathardlaborbecameadamantineinitsfirmness。

  TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter2CHAPTERIISATURDAYmorningwascome,andallthesummerworldwasbrightandfresh,andbrimmingwithlife。Therewasasongineveryheart;andiftheheartwasyoungthemusicissuedatthelips。Therewascheerineveryfaceandaspringineverystep。Thelocust—treeswereinbloomandthefragranceoftheblossomsfilledtheair。CardiffHill,beyondthevillageandaboveit,wasgreenwithvegetationanditlayjustfarenoughawaytoseemaDelectableLand,dreamy,reposeful,andinviting。

  Tomappearedonthesidewalkwithabucketofwhitewashandalong—handledbrush。Hesurveyedthefence,andallgladnesslefthimandadeepmelancholysettleddownuponhisspirit。Thirtyyardsofboardfenceninefeethigh。Lifetohimseemedhollow,andexistencebutaburden。

  Sighing,hedippedhisbrushandpasseditalongthetopmostplank;repeatedtheoperation;diditagain;comparedtheinsignificantwhitewashedstreakwiththefar—reachingcontinentofunwhitewashedfence,andsatdownonatree—boxdiscouraged。Jimcameskippingoutatthegatewithatinpail,andsinging~BuffaloGals。BringingwaterfromthetownpumphadalwaysbeenhatefulworkinTom’seyes,before,butnowitdidnotstrikehimso。Herememberedthattherewascompanyatthepump。White,mulatto,andnegroboysandgirlswerealwaystherewaitingtheirturns,resting,tradingplaythings,quarrelling,fighting,skylarking。Andherememberedthatalthoughthepumpwasonlyahundredandfiftyyardsoff,Jimnevergotbackwithabucketofwaterunderanhour——andeventhensomebodygenerallyhadtogoafterhim。Tomsaid:

  \"Say,Jim,I’llfetchthewaterifyou’llwhitewashsome。\"

  Jimshookhisheadandsaid:

  \"Can’t,MarsTom。Olemissis,shetolemeIgottogoan’gitdiswateran’notstopfoolin’roun’widanybody。Shesayshespec’MarsTomgwinetoaxmetowhitewash,an’soshetolemego’longan’’tendtomyownbusiness——she’lowedshe’d’tendtodewhitewashin’。\"

  \"Oh,neveryoumindwhatshesaid,Jim。That’sthewayshealwaystalks。Gimmethebucket——Iwon’tbegoneonlyaaminute。SHEwon’teverknow。\"

  \"Oh,Idasn’t,MarsTom。Olemississhe’dtakean’tardeheadoff’nme。’Deedshewould。\"

  \"She!Sheneverlicksanybody——whacks’emovertheheadwithherthimble——andwhocaresforthat,I’dliketoknow。Shetalksawful,buttalkdon’thurt——anywaysitdon’tifshedon’tcry。Jim,I’llgiveyouamarvel。I’llgiveyouawhitealley!\"

  Jimbegantowaver。

  \"Whitealley,Jim!Andit’sabullytaw。\"

  \"My!Dat’samightygaymarvel,Itellyou!ButMarsTomI’spowerful’fraidolemissis——\"

  \"Andbesides,ifyouwillI’llshowyoumysoretoe。\"

  Jimwasonlyhuman——thisattractionwastoomuchforhim。Heputdownhispail,tookthewhitealley,andbentoverthetoewithabsorbinginterestwhilethebandagewasbeingunwound。Inanothermomenthewasflyingdownthestreetwithhispailandatinglingrear,Tomwaswhitewashingwithvigor,andAuntPollywasretiringfromthefieldwithaslipperinherhandandtriumphinhereye。ButTom’senergydidnotlast。Hebegantothinkofthefunhehadplannedforthisday,andhissorrowsmultiplied。

  Soonthefreeboyswouldcometrippingalongonallsortsofdeliciousexpeditions,andtheywouldmakeaworldoffunofhimforhavingtowork——theverythoughtofitburnthimlikefire。Hegotouthisworldlywealthandexaminedit——bitsoftoys,marbles,andtrash;enoughtobuyanexchangeofWORK,maybe,butnothalfenoughtobuysomuchashalfanhourofpurefreedom。Sohereturnedhisstraitenedmeanstohispocket,andgaveuptheideaoftryingtobuytheboys。Atthisdarkandhopelessmomentaninspirationburstuponhim!Nothinglessthanagreat,magnificentinspiration。

  Hetookuphisbrushandwenttranquillytowork。BenRogershoveinsightpresently——theveryboy,ofallboys,whoseridiculehehadbeendreading。Ben’sgaitwasthehop—skip—and—jump——proofenoughthathisheartwaslightandhisanticipationshigh。Hewaseatinganapple,andgivingalong,melodiouswhoop,atintervals,followedbyadeep—tonedding—dong—dong,ding—dong—dong,forhewaspersonatingasteamboat。Ashedrewnear,heslackenedspeed,tookthemiddleofthestreet,leanedfarovertostar—boardandroundedtoponderouslyandwithlaboriouspompandcircumstance——forhewaspersonatingtheBigmissouri,andconsideredhimselftobedrawingninefeetofwater。Hewasboatandcaptainandengine—bellscombined,sohehadtoimaginehimselfstandingonhisownhurricane—deckgivingtheordersandexecutingthem:

  \"Stopher,sir!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"Theheadwayranalmostout,andhedrewupslowlytowardthesidewalk。

  \"Shipuptoback!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"Hisarmsstraightenedandstiffeneddownhissides。

  \"Setherbackonthestabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Chow!ch—chow—wow!

  Chow!\"Hisrighthand,meantime,describingstatelycircles——foritwasrepresentingaforty—footwheel。

  \"Lethergobackonthelabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Chow—ch—chow—chow!\"

  Thelefthandbegantodescribecircles。

  \"Stopthestabboard!Ting—a—ling—ling!Stopthelabboard!Comeaheadonthestabboard!Stopher!Letyouroutsideturnoverslow!Ting—a—ling—ling!

  Chow—ow—ow!Getoutthathead—line!livelynow!Come——outwithyourspring—line——what’reyouaboutthere!Takeaturnroundthatstumpwiththebightofit!Standbythatstage,now——lethergo!Donewiththeengines,sir!Ting—a—ling—ling!\"

  \"Sh’t!s’h’t!sh’t!\"(tryingthegauge—cocks)。

  Tomwentonwhitewashing——paidnoattentiontothesteamboat。

  Benstaredamomentandthensaid:\"Hi—Yi!you’reupastump,ain’tyou!\"

  Noanswer。Tomsurveyedhislasttouchwiththeeyeofanartist,thenhegavehisbrushanothergentlesweepandsurveyedtheresult,asbefore。Benrangedupalongsideofhim。Tom’smouthwateredfortheapple,buthestucktohiswork。Bensaid:

  \"Hello,oldchap,yougottowork,hey?\"

  Tomwheeledsuddenlyandsaid:

  \"Why,it’syou,Ben!Iwarn’tnoticing。\"

  \"Say——I’mgoingina—swimming,Iam。Don’tyouwishyoucould?

  Butofcourseyou’ddrutherwork——wouldn’tyou?Courseyouwould!\"

  Tomcontemplatedtheboyabit,andsaid:

  \"Whatdoyoucallwork?\"

  \"Why,ain’tthatwork?\"

  Tomresumedhiswhitewashing,andansweredcarelessly:

  \"Well,maybeitis,andmaybeitain’t。AllIknow,is,itsuitsTomSawyer。\"

  \"Ohcome,now,youdon’tmeantoletonthatyoulikeit?\"

  Thebrushcontinuedtomove。

  \"Likeit?Well,Idon’tseewhyIoughtn’ttolikeit。Doesaboygetachancetowhitewashafenceeveryday?\"

  Thatputthethinginanewlight。Benstoppednibblinghisapple。

  Tomswepthisbrushdaintilybackandforth——steppedbacktonotetheeffect——addedatouchhereandthere——criticisedtheeffectagain——

  Benwatchingeverymoveandgettingmoreandmoreinterested,moreandmoreabsorbed。Presentlyhesaid:

  \"Say,Tom,letmewhitewashalittle。\"

  Tomconsidered,wasabouttoconsent;buthealteredhismind:

  \"No——no——Ireckonitwouldn’thardlydo,Ben。Yousee,AuntPolly’sawfulparticularaboutthisfence——righthereonthestreet,youknow——butifitwasthebackfenceIwouldn’tmindandshewouldn’t。Yes,she’sawfulparticularaboutthisfence;it’sgottobedoneverycareful;Ireckonthereain’toneboyinathousand,maybetwothousand,thatcandoitthewayit’sgottobedone。\"

  \"No——isthatso?Ohcome,now——lemmejusttry。Onlyjustalittle——I’dletyou,ifyouwasme,Tom。\"

  \"Ben,I’dliketo,honestinjun;butAuntPolly——well,Jimwantedtodoit,butshewouldn’tlethim;Sidwantedtodoit,andshewouldn’tletSid。Nowdon’tyouseehowI’mfixed?Ifyouwastotacklethisfenceandanythingwastohappentoit——\"

  \"Oh,shucks,I’llbejustascareful。Nowlemmetry。Say——I’llgiveyouthecoreofmyapple。\"

  \"Well,here——No,Ben,nowdon’t。I’mafeard——\"

  \"I’llgiveyouallofit!\"

  Tomgaveupthebrushwithreluctanceinhisface,butalacrityinhisheart。AndwhilethelatesteamerBigMissouriworkedandsweatedinthesun,theretiredartistsatonabarrelintheshadecloseby,dangledhislegs,munchedhisapple,andplannedtheslaughterofmoreinnocents。Therewasnolackofmaterial;boyshappenedalongeverylittlewhile;theycametojeer,butremainedtowhitewash。BythetimeBenwasfaggedout,TomhadtradedthenextchancetoBillyFisherforakite,ingoodrepair;andwhenheplayedout,JohnnyMillerboughtinforadeadratandastringtoswingitwith——andsoon,andsoon,hourafterhour。Andwhenthemiddleoftheafternooncame,frombeingapoorpoverty—strickenboyinthemorning,Tomwasliterallyrollinginwealth。

  Hehadbesidesthethingsbeforementioned,twelvemarbles,partofajews—harp,apieceofbluebottle—glasstolookthrough,aspoolcannon,akeythatwouldn’tunlockanything,afragmentofchalk,aglassstopperofadecanter,atinsoldier,acoupleoftadpoles,sixfire—crackers,akittenwithonlyoneeye,abrassdoorknob,adog—collar——butnodog——thehandleofaknife,fourpiecesoforange—peel,andadilapidatedoldwindowsash。

  Hehadhadanice,good,idletimeallthewhile——plentyofcompany——andthefencehadthreecoatsofwhitewashonit!Ifhehadn’trunoutofwhitewashhewouldhavebankruptedeveryboyinthevillage。

  Tomsaidtohimselfthatitwasnotsuchahollowworld,afterall。Hehaddiscoveredagreatlawofhumanaction,withoutknowingit——namely,thatinordertomakeamanoraboycovetathing,itisonlynecessarytomakethethingdifficulttoattain。Ifhehadbeenagreatandwisephilosopher,likethewriterofthisbook,hewouldnowhavecomprehendedthatWorkconsistsofwhateverabodyisobligedtodo,andthatPlayconsistsofwhateverabodyisnotobligedtodo。Andthiswouldhelphimtounderstandwhyconstructingartificialflowersorperformingonatread—milliswork,whilerollingten—pinsorclimbingMontBlancisonlyamusement。TherearewealthygentlemeninEnglandwhodrivefour—horsepassenger—coachestwentyorthirtymilesonadailyline,inthesummer,becausetheprivilegecoststhemconsiderablemoney;butiftheywereofferedwagesfortheservice,thatwouldturnitintoworkandthentheywouldresign。

  Theboymusedawhileoverthesubstantialchangewhichhadtakenplaceinhisworldlycircumstances,andthenwendedtowardheadquarterstoreport。

  TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter3CHAPTERIIITOMpresentedhimselfbeforeAuntPolly,whowassittingbyanopenwindowinapleasantrearwardapartment,whichwasbedroom,breakfast—room,dining—room,andlibrary,combined。Thebalmysummerair,therestfulquiet,theodoroftheflowers,andthedrowsingmurmurofthebeeshadhadtheireffect,andshewasnoddingoverherknitting——forshehadnocompanybutthecat,anditwasasleepinherlap。Herspectacleswereproppeduponhergrayheadforsafety。ShehadthoughtthatofcourseTomhaddesertedlongago,andshewonderedatseeinghimplacehimselfinherpoweragaininthisintrepidway。Hesaid:\"Mayn’tIgoandplaynow,aunt?\"

  \"What,a’ready?Howmuchhaveyoudone?\"

  \"It’salldone,aunt。\"

  \"Tom,don’tlietome——Ican’tbearit。\"

  \"Iain’t,aunt;itisalldone。\"

  AuntPollyplacedsmalltrustinsuchevidence。Shewentouttoseeforherself;andshewouldhavebeencontenttofindtwentypercent。

  ofTom’sstatementtrue。Whenshefoundtheentirefencewhitewashed,andnotonlywhitewashedbutelaboratelycoatedandrecoated,andevenastreakaddedtotheground,herastonishmentwasalmostunspeakable。Shesaid:

  \"Well,Inever!There’snogettingroundit,youcanworkwhenyou’reamindto,Tom。\"Andthenshedilutedthecomplimentbyadding,\"Butit’spowerfulseldomyou’reamindto,I’mboundtosay。Well,go’longandplay;butmindyougetbacksometimeinaweek,orI’lltanyou。\"

  Shewassoovercomebythesplendorofhisachievementthatshetookhimintotheclosetandselectedachoiceappleanddeliveredittohim,alongwithanimprovinglectureupontheaddedvalueandflavoratreattooktoitselfwhenitcamewithoutsinthroughvirtuouseffort。

  AndwhilesheclosedwithahappyScripturalflourish,he\"hooked\"adoughnut。

  Thenheskippedout,andsawSidjuststartinguptheoutsidestairwaythatledtothebackroomsonthesecondfloor。Clodswerehandyandtheairwasfulloftheminatwinkling。TheyragedaroundSidlikeahail—storm;andbeforeAuntPollycouldcollecthersurprisedfacultiesandsallytotherescue,sixorsevenclodshadtakenpersonaleffect,andTomwasoverthefenceandgone。Therewasagate,butasageneralthinghewastoocrowdedfortimetomakeuseofit。Hissoulwasatpeace,nowthathehadsettledwithSidforcallingattentiontohisblackthreadandgettinghimintotrouble。

  Tomskirtedtheblock,andcameroundintoamuddyalleythatledbythebackofhisaunt’scow—stable。Hepresentlygotsafelybeyondthereachofcaptureandpunishment,andhastenedtowardthepublicsquareofthevillage,wheretwo\"military\"companiesofboyshadmetforconflict,accordingtopreviousappointment。TomwasGeneralofoneofthesearmies,JoeHarper(abosomfriend)Generaloftheother。Thesetwogreatcommandersdidnotcondescendtofightinperson——thatbeingbettersuitedtothestillsmallerfry——butsattogetheronaneminenceandconductedthefieldoperationsbyordersdeliveredthroughaides—de—camp。Tom’sarmywonagreatvictory,afteralongandhard—foughtbattle。Thenthedeadwerecounted,prisonersexchanged,thetermsofthenextdisagreementagreedupon,andthedayforthenecessarybattleappointed;afterwhichthearmiesfellintolineandmarchedaway,andTomturnedhomewardalone。

  AshewaspassingbythehousewhereJeffThatcherlived,hesawanewgirlinthegarden——alovelylittleblue—eyedcreaturewithyellowhairplaitedintotwolong—tails,whitesummerfrockandembroideredpantalettes。

  Thefresh—crownedherofellwithoutfiringashot。AcertainAmyLawrencevanishedoutofhisheartandleftnotevenamemoryofherselfbehind。

  Hehadthoughthelovedhertodistraction;hehadregardedhispassionasadoration;andbeholditwasonlyapoorlittleevanescentpartiality。

  Hehadbeenmonthswinningher;shehadconfessedhardlyaweekago;hehadbeenthehappiestandtheproudestboyintheworldonlysevenshortdays,andhereinoneinstantoftimeshehadgoneoutofhisheartlikeacasualstrangerwhosevisitisdone。

  Heworshippedthisnewangelwithfurtiveeye,tillhesawthatshehaddiscoveredhim;thenhepretendedhedidnotknowshewaspresent,andbeganto\"showoff\"inallsortsofabsurdboyishways,inordertowinheradmiration。Hekeptupthisgrotesquefoolishnessforsometime;

  butby—and—by,whilehewasinthemidstofsomedangerousgymnasticperformances,heglancedasideandsawthatthelittlegirlwaswendingherwaytowardthehouse。Tomcameuptothefenceandleanedonit,grieving,andhopingshewouldtarryyetawhilelonger。Shehaltedamomentonthestepsandthenmovedtowardthedoor。Tomheavedagreatsighassheputherfootonthethreshold。Buthisfacelitup,rightaway,forshetossedapansyoverthefenceamomentbeforeshedisappeared。

  Theboyranaroundandstoppedwithinafootortwooftheflower,andthenshadedhiseyeswithhishandandbegantolookdownstreetasifhehaddiscoveredsomethingofinterestgoingoninthatdirection。

  Presentlyhepickedupastrawandbegantryingtobalanceitonhisnose,withhisheadtiltedfarback;andashemovedfromsidetoside,inhisefforts,heedgednearerandnearertowardthepansy;finallyhisbarefootresteduponit,hisplianttoescloseduponit,andhehoppedawaywiththetreasureanddisappearedroundthecorner。Butonlyforaminute——onlywhilehecouldbuttontheflowerinsidehisjacket,nexthisheart——ornexthisstomach,possibly,forhewasnotmuchpostedinanatomy,andnothypercritical,anyway。

  Hereturned,now,andhungaboutthefencetillnightfall,\"showingoff,\"asbefore;butthegirlneverexhibitedherselfagain,thoughTomcomfortedhimselfalittlewiththehopethatshehadbeennearsomewindow,meantime,andbeenawareofhisattentions。Finallyhestrodehomereluctantly,withhispoorheadfullofvisions。

  Allthroughsupperhisspiritsweresohighthathisauntwondered\"whathadgotintothechild。\"HetookagoodscoldingaboutcloddingSid,anddidnotseemtominditintheleast。Hetriedtostealsugarunderhisaunt’sverynose,andgothisknucklesrappedforit。Hesaid:

  \"Aunt,youdon’twhackSidwhenhetakesit。\"

  \"Well,Siddon’ttormentabodythewayyoudo。You’dbealwaysintothatsugarifIwarn’twatchingyou。\"

  Presentlyshesteppedintothekitchen,andSid,happyinhisimmunity,reachedforthesugar—bowl——asortofgloryingoverTomwhichwaswellnighunbearable。ButSid’sfingersslippedandthebowldroppedandbroke。Tomwasinecstasies。Insuchecstasiesthatheevencontrolledhistongueandwassilent。Hesaidtohimselfthathewouldnotspeakaword,evenwhenhisauntcamein,butwouldsitperfectlystilltillsheaskedwhodidthemischief;andthenhewouldtell,andtherewouldbenothingsogoodintheworldastoseethatpetmodel\"catchit。\"Hewassobrimfulofexultationthathecouldhardlyholdhimselfwhentheoldladycamebackandstoodabovethewreckdischarginglightningsofwrathfromoverherspectacles。Hesaidtohimself,\"Nowit’scoming!\"Andthenextinstanthewassprawlingonthefloor!ThepotentpalmwasupliftedtostrikeagainwhenTomcriedout:

  \"Holdon,now,what’eryoubeltingmefor?——Sidbrokeit!\"

  AuntPollypaused,perplexed,andTomlookedforhealingpity。

  Butwhenshegothertongueagain,sheonlysaid:

  \"Umf!Well,youdidn’tgetalickamiss,Ireckon。YoubeenintosomeotheraudaciousmischiefwhenIwasn’taround,likeenough。\"

  Thenherconsciencereproachedher,andsheyearnedtosaysomethingkindandloving;butshejudgedthatthiswouldbeconstruedintoaconfessionthatshehadbeeninthewrong,anddisciplineforbadethat。Soshekeptsilence,andwentaboutheraffairswithatroubledheart。Tomsulkedinacornerandexaltedhiswoes。Heknewthatinherhearthisauntwasonherkneestohim,andhewasmoroselygratifiedbytheconsciousnessofit。Hewouldhangoutnosignals,hewouldtakenoticeofnone。Heknewthatayearningglancefelluponhim,nowandthen,throughafilmoftears,butherefusedrecognitionofit。Hepicturedhimselflyingsickuntodeathandhisauntbendingoverhimbeseechingonelittleforgivingword,buthewouldturnhisfacetothewall,anddiewiththatwordunsaid。Ah,howwouldshefeelthen?Andhepicturedhimselfbroughthomefromtheriver,dead,withhiscurlsallwet,andhissoreheartatrest。Howshewouldthrowherselfuponhim,andhowhertearswouldfalllikerain,andherlipsprayGodtogiveherbackherboyandshewouldnever,neverabusehimanymore!Buthewouldlietherecoldandwhiteandmakenosign——

  apoorlittlesufferer,whosegriefswereatanend。Hesoworkeduponhisfeelingswiththepathosofthesedreams,thathehadtokeepswallowing,hewassoliketochoke;andhiseyesswaminablurofwater,whichoverflowedwhenhewinked,andrandownandtrickledfromtheendofhisnose。Andsuchaluxurytohimwasthispettingofhissorrows,thathecouldnotbeartohaveanyworldlycheerinessoranygratingdelightintrudeuponit;itwastoosacredforsuchcontact;andso,presently,whenhiscousinMarydancedin,allalivewiththejoyofseeinghomeagainafteranage—longvisitofoneweektothecountry,hegotupandmovedincloudsanddarknessoutatonedoorasshebroughtsongandsunshineinattheother。

  Hewanderedfarfromtheaccustomedhauntsofboys,andsoughtdesolateplacesthatwereinharmonywithhisspirit。Alograftintheriverinvitedhim,andheseatedhimselfonitsouteredgeandcontemplatedthedrearyvastnessofthestream,wishing,thewhile,thathecouldonlybedrowned,allatonceandunconsciously,withoutundergoingtheuncomfortableroutinedevisedbynature。Thenhethoughtofhisflower。Hegotitout,rumpledandwilted,anditmightilyincreasedhisdismalfelicity。Hewonderedifshewouldpityhimifsheknew?Wouldshecry,andwishthatshehadarighttoputherarmsaroundhisneckandcomforthim?Orwouldsheturncoldlyawaylikeallthehollowworld?Thispicturebroughtsuchanagonyofpleasurablesufferingthatheworkeditoverandoveragaininhismindandsetitupinnewandvariedlights,tillheworeitthreadbare。Atlastheroseupsighinganddepartedinthedarkness。

  Abouthalf—pastnineorteno’clockhecamealongthedesertedstreettowheretheAdoredUnknownlived;hepausedamoment;nosoundfelluponhislisteningear;acandlewascastingadullglowuponthecurtainofasecond—storywindow。Wasthesacredpresencethere?Heclimbedthefence,threadedhisstealthywaythroughtheplants,tillhestoodunderthatwindow;helookedupatitlong,andwithemotion;thenhelaidhimdownonthegroundunderit,disposinghimselfuponhisback,withhishandsclaspeduponhisbreastandholdinghispoorwiltedflower。Andthushewoulddie——outinthecoldworld,withnoshelteroverhishomelesshead,nofriendlyhandtowipethedeath—dampsfromhisbrow,nolovingfacetobendpityinglyoverhimwhenthegreatagonycame。Andthusshewouldseehimwhenshelookedoutuponthegladmorning,andoh!wouldshedroponelittletearuponhispoor,lifelessform,wouldsheheaveonelittlesightoseeabrightyounglifesorudelyblighted,sountimelycutdown?

  Thewindowwentup,amaid—servant’sdiscordantvoiceprofanedtheholycalm,andadelugeofwaterdrenchedthepronemartyr’sremains!

  Thestranglingherosprangupwitharelievingsnort。Therewasawhizasofamissileintheair,mingledwiththemurmurofacurse,asoundasofshiveringglassfollowed,andasmall,vagueformwentoverthefenceandshotawayinthegloom。

  Notlongafter,asTom,allundressedforbed,wassurveyinghisdrenchedgarmentsbythelightofatallowdip,Sidwokeup;butifhehadanydimideaofmakingany\"referencestoallusions,\"hethoughtbetterofitandheldhispeace,fortherewasdangerinTom’seye。

  Tomturnedinwithouttheaddedvexationofprayers,andSidmadementalnoteoftheomission。

  TheAdventuresofTomSawyer:Chapter4CHAPTERIVTHEsunroseuponatranquilworld,andbeameddownuponthepeacefulvillagelikeabenediction。Breakfastover,AuntPollyhadfamilyworship:itbeganwithaprayerbuiltfromthegroundupofsolidcoursesofScripturalquotations,weldedtogetherwithathinmortaroforiginality;andfromthesummitofthisshedeliveredagrimchapteroftheMosaicLaw,asfromSinai。

  ThenTomgirdeduphisloins,sotospeak,andwenttoworkto\"gethisverses。\"Sidhadlearnedhislessondaysbefore。Tombentallhisenergiestothememorizingoffiveverses,andhechosepartoftheSermonontheMount,becausehecouldfindnoversesthatwereshorter。

  AttheendofhalfanhourTomhadavaguegeneralideaofhislesson,butnomore,forhismindwastraversingthewholefieldofhumanthought,andhishandswerebusywithdistractingrecreations。Marytookhisbooktohearhimrecite,andhetriedtofindhiswaythroughthefog:

  \"Blessedarethe——a——a——\"

  \"Poor\"——

  \"Yes——poor;blessedarethepoor——a——a——\"

  \"Inspirit——\"

  \"Inspirit;blessedarethepoorinspirit,forthey——they——\"

  \"Theirs——\"

  \"Fortheirs。Blessedarethepoorinspirit,fortheirsisthekingdomofheaven。Blessedaretheythatmourn,forthey——they——\"

  \"Sh——\"

  \"Forthey——a——\"

  \"S,H,A——\"

  \"FortheyS,H——Oh,Idon’tknowwhatitis!\"

  \"Shall!\"

  \"Oh,shall!fortheyshall——fortheyshall——a——a——shallmourn——a——a——blessedaretheythatshall——theythat——

  a——theythatshallmourn,fortheyshall——a——shallwhat?Whydon’tyoutellme,Mary?——whatdoyouwanttobesomeanfor?\"

  \"Oh,Tom,youpoorthick—headedthing,I’mnotteasingyou。I

  wouldn’tdothat。Youmustgoandlearnitagain。Don’tyoubediscouraged,Tom,you’llmanageit——andifyoudo,I’llgiveyousomethingeversonice。There,now,that’sagoodboy。\"

  \"Allright!Whatisit,Mary,tellmewhatitis。\"

  \"Neveryoumind,Tom。YouknowifIsayit’snice,itisnice。\"

  \"Youbetyouthat’sso,Mary。Allright,I’lltackleitagain。\"

  Andhedid\"tackleitagain\"——andunderthedoublepressureofcuriosityandprospectivegainhediditwithsuchspiritthatheaccomplishedashiningsuccess。Marygavehimabrand—new\"Barlow\"knifeworthtwelveandahalfcents;andtheconvulsionofdelightthatswepthissystemshookhimtohisfoundations。True,theknifewouldnotcutanything,butitwasa\"sure—enough\"Barlow,andtherewasinconceivablegrandeurinthat——thoughwheretheWesternboysevergottheideathatsuchaweaponcouldpossiblybecounterfeitedtoitsinjuryisanimposingmysteryandwillalwaysremainso,perhaps。Tomcontrivedtoscarifythecupboardwithit,andwasarrangingtobeginonthebureau,whenhewascalledofftodressforSunday—school。

  Marygavehimatinbasinofwaterandapieceofsoap,andhewentoutsidethedoorandsetthebasinonalittlebenchthere;thenhedippedthesoapinthewaterandlaiditdown;turneduphissleeves;pouredoutthewaterontheground,gently,andthenenteredthekitchenandbegantowipehisfacediligentlyonthetowelbehindthedoor。ButMaryremovedthetowelandsaid:

  \"Nowain’tyouashamed,Tom。Youmustn’tbesobad。Waterwon’thurtyou。\"

  Tomwasatrifledisconcerted。Thebasinwasrefilled,andthistimehestoodoveritalittlewhile,gatheringresolution;tookinabigbreathandbegan。Whenheenteredthekitchenpresently,withbotheyesshutandgropingforthetowelwithhishands,anhonorabletestimonyofsudsandwaterwasdrippingfromhisface。Butwhenheemergedfromthetowel,hewasnotyetsatisfactory,forthecleanterritorystoppedshortathischinandhisjaws,likeamask;belowandbeyondthislinetherewasadarkexpanseofunirrigatedsoilthatspreaddownwardinfrontandbackwardaroundhisneck。Marytookhiminhand,andwhenshewasdonewithhimhewasamanandabrother,withoutdistinctionofcolor,andhissaturatedhairwasneatlybrushed,anditsshortcurlswroughtintoadaintyandsymmetricalgeneraleffect。[Heprivatelysmoothedoutthecurls,withlaboranddifficulty,andplasteredhishairclosedowntohishead;forheheldcurlstobeeffeminate,andhisownfilledhislifewithbitterness。]ThenMarygotoutasuitofhisclothingthathadbeenusedonlyonSundaysduringtwoyears——theyweresimplycalledhis\"otherclothes\"——andsobythatweknowthesizeofhiswardrobe。Thegirl\"puthimtorights\"afterhehaddressedhimself;shebuttonedhisneatroundaboutuptohischin,turnedhisvastshirtcollardownoverhisshoulders,brushedhimoffandcrownedhimwithhisspeckledstrawhat。Henowlookedexceedinglyimprovedanduncomfortable。Hewasfullyasuncomfortableashelooked;

  fortherewasarestraintaboutwholeclothesandcleanlinessthatgalledhim。HehopedthatMarywouldforgethisshoes,butthehopewasblighted;

  shecoatedthemthoroughlywithtallow,aswasthecustom,andbroughtthemout。Helosthistemperandsaidhewasalwaysbeingmadetodoeverythinghedidn’twanttodo。ButMarysaid,persuasively:

  \"Please,Tom——that’sagoodboy。\"

  Sohegotintotheshoessnarling。Marywassoonready,andthethreechildrensetoutforSunday—school——aplacethatTomhatedwithhiswholeheart;butSidandMarywerefondofit。

  Sabbath—schoolhourswerefromninetohalf—pastten;andthenchurchservice。Twoofthechildrenalwaysremainedforthesermonvoluntarily,andtheotheralwaysremainedtoo——forstrongerreasons。Thechurch’shigh—backed,uncushionedpewswouldseataboutthreehundredpersons;theedificewasbutasmall,plainaffair,withasortofpineboardtree—boxontopofitforasteeple。AtthedoorTomdroppedbackastepandaccostedaSunday—dressedcomrade:

  \"Say,Billy,gotayallerticket?\"

  \"Yes。\"

  \"What’llyoutakeforher?\"

  \"What’llyougive?\"

  \"Pieceoflickrishandafish—hook。\"

  \"Lesssee’em。\"

  Tomexhibited。Theyweresatisfactory,andthepropertychangedhands。ThenTomtradedacoupleofwhitealleysforthreeredtickets,andsomesmalltrifleorotherforacoupleofblueones。Hewaylaidotherboysastheycame,andwentonbuyingticketsofvariouscolorstenorfifteenminuteslonger。Heenteredthechurch,now,withaswarmofcleanandnoisyboysandgirls,proceededtohisseatandstartedaquarrelwiththefirstboythatcamehandy。Theteacher,agrave,elderlyman,interfered;

  thenturnedhisbackamomentandTompulledaboy’shairinthenextbench,andwasabsorbedinhisbookwhentheboyturnedaround;stuckapininanotherboy,presently,inordertohearhimsay\"Ouch!\"andgotanewreprimandfromhisteacher。Tom’swholeclasswereofapattern——restless,noisy,andtroublesome。Whentheycametorecitetheirlessons,notoneofthemknewhisversesperfectly,buthadtobepromptedallalong。However,theyworriedthrough,andeachgothisreward——insmallbluetickets,eachwithapassageofScriptureonit;eachblueticketwaspayfortwoversesoftherecitation。Tenblueticketsequalledaredone,andcouldbeexchangedforit;tenredticketsequalledayellowone;fortenyellowticketsthesuperintendentgaveaveryplainlyboundBible(worthfortycentsinthoseeasytimes)tothepupil。Howmanyofmyreaderswouldhavetheindustryandapplicationtomemorizetwothousandverses,evenforaDoreBible?AndyetMaryhadacquiredtwoBiblesinthisway——itwasthepatientworkoftwoyears——andaboyofGermanparentagehadwonfourorfive。Heoncerecitedthreethousandverseswithoutstopping;butthestrainuponhismentalfacultieswastoogreat,andhewaslittlebetterthananidiotfromthatdayforth——agrievousmisfortunefortheschool,forongreatoccasions,beforecompany,thesuperintendent(asTomexpressedit)hadalwaysmadethisboycomeoutand\"spreadhimself。\"OnlytheolderpupilsmanagedtokeeptheirticketsandsticktotheirtediousworklongenoughtogetaBible,andsothedeliveryofoneoftheseprizeswasarareandnoteworthycircumstance;thesuccessfulpupilwassogreatandconspicuousforthatdaythatonthespoteveryscholar’sheartwasfiredwithafreshambitionthatoftenlastedacoupleofweeks。ItispossiblethatTom’smentalstomachhadneverreallyhungeredforoneofthoseprizes,butunquestionablyhisentirebeinghadformanyadaylongedforthegloryandtheeclatthatcamewithit。

  Induecoursethesuperintendentstoodupinfrontofthepulpit,withaclosedhymn—bookinhishandandhisforefingerinsertedbetweenitsleaves,andcommandedattention。WhenaSunday—schoolsuperintendentmakeshiscustomarylittlespeech,ahymn—bookinthehandisasnecessaryasistheinevitablesheetofmusicinthehandofasingerwhostandsforwardontheplatformandsingsasoloataconcert——thoughwhy,isamystery:forneitherthehymn—booknorthesheetofmusiciseverreferredtobythesufferer。Thissuperintendentwasaslimcreatureofthirty—five,withasandygoateeandshortsandyhair;heworeastiffstanding—collarwhoseupperedgealmostreachedhisearsandwhosesharppointscurvedforwardabreastthecornersofhismouth——afencethatcompelledastraightlookoutahead,andaturningofthewholebodywhenasideviewwasrequired;

  hischinwasproppedonaspreadingcravatwhichwasasbroadandaslongasabank—note,andhadfringedends;hisboottoeswereturnedsharplyup,inthefashionoftheday,likesleigh—runners——aneffectpatientlyandlaboriouslyproducedbytheyoungmenbysittingwiththeirtoespressedagainstawallforhourstogether。Mr。Walterswasveryearnestofmien,andverysincereandhonestatheart;andheheldsacredthingsandplacesinsuchreverence,andsoseparatedthemfromworldlymatters,thatunconsciouslytohimselfhisSunday—schoolvoicehadacquiredapeculiarintonationwhichwaswhollyabsentonweek—days。Hebeganafterthisfashion:

  \"Now,children,Iwantyoualltositupjustasstraightandprettyasyoucanandgivemeallyourattentionforaminuteortwo。There——thatisit。Thatisthewaygoodlittleboysandgirlsshoulddo。I

  seeonelittlegirlwhoislookingoutofthewindow——IamafraidshethinksIamouttheresomewhere——perhapsupinoneofthetreesmakingaspeechtothelittlebirds。[Applausivetitter。]Iwanttotellyouhowgooditmakesmefeeltoseesomanybright,cleanlittlefacesassembledinaplacelikethis,learningtodorightandbegood。\"Andsoforthandsoon。Itisnotnecessarytosetdowntherestoftheoration。Itwasofapatternwhichdoesnotvary,andsoitisfamiliartousall。

  Thelatterthirdofthespeechwasmarredbytheresumptionoffightsandotherrecreationsamongcertainofthebadboys,andbyfidgetingsandwhisperingsthatextendedfarandwide,washingeventothebasesofisolatedandincorruptiblerockslikeSidandMary。Butnoweverysoundceasedsuddenly,withthesubsidenceofMr。Walters’voice,andtheconclusionofthespeechwasreceivedwithaburstofsilentgratitude。

  Agoodpartofthewhisperinghadbeenoccasionedbyaneventwhichwasmoreorlessrare——theentranceofvisitors:lawyerThatcher,accompaniedbyaveryfeebleandagedman;afine,portly,middle—agedgentlemanwithiron—grayhair;andadignifiedladywhowasdoubtlessthelatter’swife。Theladywasleadingachild。Tomhadbeenrestlessandfullofchafingsandrepinings;conscience—smitten,too——hecouldnotmeetAmyLawrence’seye,hecouldnotbrookherlovinggaze。Butwhenhesawthissmallnew—comerhissoulwasallablazewithblissinamoment。

  Thenextmomenthewas\"showingoff\"withallhismight——cuffingboys,pullinghair,makingfaces——inaword,usingeveryartthatseemedlikelytofascinateagirlandwinherapplause。Hisexaltationhadbutonealloy——thememoryofhishumiliationinthisangel’sgarden——andthatrecordinsandwasfastwashingout,underthewavesofhappinessthatweresweepingoveritnow。

  Thevisitorsweregiventhehighestseatofhonor,andassoonasMr。Walters’speechwasfinished,heintroducedthemtotheschool。

  Themiddle—agedmanturnedouttobeaprodigiouspersonage——nolessaonethanthecountyjudge——altogetherthemostaugustcreationthesechildrenhadeverlookedupon——andtheywonderedwhatkindofmaterialhewasmadeof——andtheyhalfwantedtohearhimroar,andwerehalfafraidhemight,too。HewasfromConstantinople,twelvemilesaway——

  sohehadtravelled,andseentheworld——theseveryeyeshadlookeduponthecountycourt—house——whichwassaidtohaveatinroof。Theawewhichthesereflectionsinspiredwasattestedbytheimpressivesilenceandtheranksofstaringeyes。ThiswasthegreatJudgeThatcher,brotheroftheirownlawyer。JeffThatcherimmediatelywentforward,tobefamiliarwiththegreatmanandbeenviedbytheschool。Itwouldhavebeenmusictohissoultohearthewhisperings:

  \"Lookathim,Jim!He’sagoingupthere。Say——look!he’sagoingtoshakehandswithhim——heisshakinghandswithhim!Byjings,don’tyouwishyouwasJeff?\"

  Mr。Waltersfellto\"showingoff,\"withallsortsofofficialbustlingsandactivities,givingorders,deliveringjudgments,dischargingdirectionshere,there,everywherethathecouldfindatarget。Thelibrarian\"showedoff\"——runninghitherandthitherwithhisarmsfullofbooksandmakingadealofthesplutterandfussthatinsectauthoritydelightsin。Theyoungladyteachers\"showedoff\"——bendingsweetlyoverpupilsthatwerelatelybeingboxed,liftingprettywarningfingersatbadlittleboysandpattinggoodoneslovingly。Theyounggentlementeachers\"showedoff\"withsmallscoldingsandotherlittledisplaysofauthorityandfineattentiontodiscipline——andmostoftheteachers,ofbothsexes,foundbusinessupatthelibrary,bythepulpit;anditwasbusinessthatfrequentlyhadtobedoneoveragaintwoorthreetimes(withmuchseemingvexation)。

  Thelittlegirls\"showedoff\"invariousways,andthelittleboys\"showedoff\"withsuchdiligencethattheairwasthickwithpaperwadsandthemurmurofscufflings。Andaboveitallthegreatmansatandbeamedamajesticjudicialsmileuponallthehouse,andwarmedhimselfinthesunofhisowngrandeur——forhewas\"showingoff,\"too。

  TherewasonlyonethingwantingtomakeMr。Walters’ecstasycomplete,andthatwasachancetodeliveraBible—prizeandexhibitaprodigy。Severalpupilshadafewyellowtickets,butnonehadenough——

  hehadbeenaroundamongthestarpupilsinquiring。Hewouldhavegivenworlds,now,tohavethatGermanladbackagainwithasoundmind。

  Andnowatthismoment,whenhopewasdead,TomSawyercameforwardwithnineyellowtickets,nineredtickets,andtenblueones,anddemandedaBible。Thiswasathunderboltoutofaclearsky。Walterswasnotexpectinganapplicationfromthissourceforthenexttenyears。Buttherewasnogettingaroundit——herewerethecertifiedchecks,andtheyweregoodfortheirface。TomwasthereforeelevatedtoaplacewiththeJudgeandtheotherelect,andthegreatnewswasannouncedfromheadquarters。Itwasthemoststunningsurpriseofthedecade,andsoprofoundwasthesensationthatitliftedthenewherouptothejudicialone’saltitude,andtheschoolhadtwomarvelstogazeuponinplaceofone。Theboyswerealleatenupwithenvy——butthosethatsufferedthebitterestpangswerethosewhoperceivedtoolatethattheythemselveshadcontributedtothishatedsplendorbytradingticketstoTomforthewealthhehadamassedinsellingwhitewashingprivileges。Thesedespisedthemselves,asbeingthedupesofawilyfraud,aguilefulsnakeinthegrass。

  TheprizewasdeliveredtoTomwithasmucheffusionasthesuperintendentcouldpumpupunderthecircumstances;butitlackedsomewhatofthetruegush,forthepoorfellow’sinstincttaughthimthattherewasamysteryherethatcouldnotwellbearthelight,perhaps;itwassimplypreposterousthatthisboyhadwarehousedtwothousandsheavesofScripturalwisdomonhispremises——adozenwouldstrainhiscapacity,withoutadoubt。

  AmyLawrencewasproudandglad,andshetriedtomakeTomseeitinherface——buthewouldn’tlook。Shewondered;thenshewasjustagraintroubled;nextadimsuspicioncameandwent——cameagain;shewatched;afurtiveglancetoldherworlds——andthenherheartbroke,andshewasjealous,andangry,andthetearscameandshehatedeverybody。

  Tommostofall(shethought)。

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