Miggot’sbetterdaysthatinspiredmyfriendwithhisdelusionrespectingthechambers,butheneverwaveredinhisfidelitytoitforamoment,thoughhewallowedindirtsevenyears。
Twoofthewindowsofthesechamberslookeddownintothegarden;
andwehavesatuptheretogethermanyasummerevening,sayinghowpleasantitwas,andtalkingofmanythings。Tomyintimacywiththattopset,Iamindebtedforthreeofmyliveliestpersonalimpressionsofthelonelinessoflifeinchambers。Theyshallfollowhere,inorder;first,second,andthird。
First。MyGray’sInnfriend,onatime,hurtoneofhislegs,anditbecameseriouslyinflamed。Notknowingofhisindisposition,I
wasonmywaytovisithimasusual,onesummerevening,whenIwasmuchsurprisedbymeetingalivelyleechinField-court,Gray’sInn,seeminglyonhiswaytotheWestEndofLondon。Astheleechwasalone,andwasofcourseunabletoexplainhisposition,evenifhehadbeeninclinedtodosowhichhehadnottheappearanceofbeing,Ipassedhimandwenton。TurningthecornerofGray’sInn-square,Iwasbeyondexpressionamazedbymeetinganotherleech-alsoentirelyalone,andalsoproceedinginawesterlydirection,thoughwithlessdecisionofpurpose。Ruminatingonthisextraordinarycircumstance,andendeavouringtorememberwhetherI
hadeverread,inthePhilosophicalTransactionsoranyworkonNaturalHistory,ofamigrationofLeeches,Iascendedtothetopset,pastthedrearyseriesofclosedouterdoorsofofficesandanemptysetortwo,whichintervenedbetweenthatloftyregionandthesurface。Enteringmyfriend’srooms,Ifoundhimstretcheduponhisback,likePrometheusBound,withaperfectlydementedticket-porterinattendanceonhiminsteadoftheVulture:whichhelplessindividual,whowasfeebleandfrightened,andhadmyfriendexplainedtome,ingreatcholerbeenendeavouringforsomehourstoapplyleechestohisleg,andasyethadonlygotontwooutoftwenty。TothisUnfortunate’sdistractionbetweenadampclothonwhichhehadplacedtheleechestofreshenthem,andthewrathfuladjurationsofmyfriendto’Stick’emon,sir!’I
referredthephenomenonIhadencountered:theratherastwofinespecimenswereatthatmomentgoingoutatthedoor,whileageneralinsurrectionoftherestwasinprogressonthetable。
Afterawhileourunitedeffortsprevailed,and,whentheleechescameoffandhadrecoveredtheirspirits,wecarefullytiedthemupinadecanter。ButIneverheardmoreofthemthanthattheywereallgonenextmorning,andthattheOut-of-dooryoungmanofBickle,BushandBodger,onthegroundfloor,hadbeenbittenandbloodedbysomecreaturenotidentified。Theynever’took’onMrs。
Miggot,thelaundress;but,Ihavealwayspreservedfresh,thebeliefthatsheunconsciouslycarriedseveralabouther,untiltheygraduallyfoundopeningsinlife。
Second。OnthesamestaircasewithmyfriendParkle,andonthesamefloor,therelivedamanoflawwhopursuedhisbusinesselsewhere,andusedthosechambersashisplaceofresidence。Forthreeorfouryears,Parkleratherknewofhimthanknewhim,butafterthat-forEnglishmen-shortpauseofconsideration,theybegantospeak。Parkleexchangedwordswithhiminhisprivatecharacteronly,andknewnothingofhisbusinessways,ormeans。
Hewasamanagooddealabouttown,butalwaysalone。Weusedtoremarktooneanother,thatalthoughweoftenencounteredhimintheatres,concert-rooms,andsimilarpublicplaces,hewasalwaysalone。Yethewasnotagloomyman,andwasofadecidedlyconversationalturn;insomuchthathewouldsometimesofaneveningloungewithacigarinhismouth,halfinandhalfoutofParkle’srooms,anddiscussthetopicsofthedaybythehour。Heusedtohintontheseoccasionsthathehadfourfaultstofindwithlife;
firstly,thatitobligedamantobealwayswindinguphiswatch;
secondly,thatLondonwastoosmall;thirdly,thatitthereforewantedvariety;fourthly,thattherewastoomuchdustinit。
Therewassomuchdustinhisownfadedchambers,certainly,thattheyremindedmeofasepulchre,furnishedinpropheticanticipationofthepresenttime,whichhadnewlybeenbroughttolight,afterhavingremainedburiedafewthousandyears。Onedry,hotautumneveningattwilight,thisman,beingthenfiveyearsturnedoffifty,lookedinuponParkleinhisusualloungingway,withhiscigarinhismouthasusual,andsaid,’Iamgoingoutoftown。’Asheneverwentoutoftown,Parklesaid,’Ohindeed!Atlast?’’Yes,’sayshe,’atlast。Forwhatisamantodo?Londonissosmall!IfyougoWest,youcometoHounslow。IfyougoEast,youcometoBow。IfyougoSouth,there’sBrixtonorNorwood。IfyougoNorth,youcan’tgetridofBarnet。Then,themonotonyofallthestreets,streets,streets-andofalltheroads,roads,roads-andthedust,dust,dust!’Whenhehadsaidthis,hewishedParkleagoodevening,butcamebackagainandsaid,withhiswatchinhishand,’Oh,Ireallycannotgoonwindingupthiswatchoverandoveragain;Iwishyouwouldtakecareofit。’So,Parklelaughedandconsented,andthemanwentoutoftown。Themanremainedoutoftownsolong,thathisletter-boxbecamechoked,andnomoreletterscouldbegotintoit,andtheybegantobeleftatthelodgeandtoaccumulatethere。Atlastthehead-porterdecided,onconferencewiththesteward,tousehismaster-keyandlookintothechambers,andgivethemthebenefitofawhiffofair。Then,itwasfoundthathehadhangedhimselftohisbedstead,andhadleftthiswrittenmemorandum:’I
shouldprefertobecutdownbymyneighbourandfriendifhewillallowmetocallhimso,H。Parkle,Esq。’ThiswasanendofParkle’soccupancyofchambers。Hewentintolodgingsimmediately。
Third。WhileParklelivedinGray’sInn,andImyselfwasuncommerciallypreparingfortheBar-whichisdone,aseverybodyknows,byhavingafrayedoldgownputoninapantrybyanoldwomaninachronicstateofSaintAnthony’sfireanddropsy,and,sodecorated,boltingabaddinnerinapartyoffour,whereofeachindividualmistruststheotherthree-Isay,whilethesethingswere,therewasacertainelderlygentlemanwholivedinacourtoftheTemple,andwasagreatjudgeandloverofportwine。Everydayhedinedathisclubanddrankhisbottleortwoofportwine,andeverynightcamehometotheTempleandwenttobedinhislonelychambers。Thishadgoneonmanyyearswithoutvariation,whenonenighthehadafitoncominghome,andfellandcuthisheaddeep,butpartlyrecoveredandgropedaboutinthedarktofindthedoor。Whenhewasafterwardsdiscovered,dead,itwasclearlyestablishedbythemarksofhishandsabouttheroomthathemusthavedoneso。Now,thischancedonthenightofChristmasEve,andoverhimlivedayoungfellowwhohadsistersandyoungcountryfriends,andwhogavethemalittlepartythatnight,inthecourseofwhichtheyplayedatBlindman’sBuff。Theyplayedthatgame,fortheirgreatersport,bythelightofthefireonly;
andonce,whentheywereallquietlyrustlingandstealingabout,andtheblindmanwastryingtopickouttheprettiestsisterforwhichIamfarfromblaminghim,somebodycried,Hark!ThemanbelowmustbeplayingBlindman’sBuffbyhimselfto-night!Theylistened,andtheyheardsoundsofsomeonefallingaboutandstumblingagainstfurniture,andtheyalllaughedattheconceit,andwentonwiththeirplay,morelight-heartedandmerrythanever。Thus,thosetwosodifferentgamesoflifeanddeathwereplayedouttogether,blindfolded,inthetwosetsofchambers。
Sucharetheoccurrences,which,comingtomyknowledge,imbuedmelongagowithastrongsenseofthelonelinessofchambers。Therewasafantasticillustrationtomuchthesamepurposeimplicitlybelievedbyastrangesortofmannowdead,whomIknewwhenIhadnotquitearrivedatlegalyearsofdiscretion,thoughIwasalreadyintheuncommercialline。
Thiswasamanwho,thoughnotmorethanthirty,hadseentheworldindiversirreconcilablecapacities-hadbeenanofficerinaSouthAmericanregimentamongotheroddthings-buthadnotachievedmuchinanywayoflife,andwasindebt,andinhiding。
HeoccupiedchambersofthedreariestnatureinLyonsInn;hisname,however,wasnotuponthedoor,ordoor-post,butinlieuofitstoodthenameofafriendwhohaddiedinthechambers,andhadgivenhimthefurniture。Thestoryaroseoutofthefurniture,andwastothiseffect:-Lettheformerholderofthechambers,whosenamewasstilluponthedooranddoor-post,beMr。Testator。
Mr。TestatortookasetofchambersinLyonsInnwhenhehadbutveryscantyfurnitureforhisbedroom,andnoneforhissitting-
room。Hehadlivedsomewintrymonthsinthiscondition,andhadfounditverybareandcold。Onenight,pastmidnight,whenhesatwritingandstillhadwritingtodothatmustbedonebeforehewenttobed,hefoundhimselfoutofcoals。Hehadcoalsdown-
stairs,buthadneverbeentohiscellar;howeverthecellar-keywasonhismantelshelf,andifhewentdownandopenedthecellaritfitted,hemightfairlyassumethecoalsinthatcellartobehis。Astohislaundress,shelivedamongthecoal-waggonsandThameswatermen-fortherewereThameswatermenatthattime-insomeunknownrat-holebytheriver,downlanesandalleysontheothersideoftheStrand。Astoanyotherpersontomeethimorobstructhim,LyonsInnwasdreaming,drunk,maudlin,moody,betting,broodingoverbill-discountingorrenewing-asleeporawake,mindingitsownaffairs。Mr。Testatortookhiscoal-scuttleinonehand,hiscandleandkeyintheother,anddescendedtothedismallestundergrounddensofLyonsInn,wherethelatevehiclesinthestreetsbecamethunderous,andallthewater-pipesintheneighbourhoodseemedtohaveMacbeth’sAmenstickingintheirthroats,andtobetryingtogetitout。Aftergropinghereandthereamonglowdoorstonopurpose,Mr。Testatoratlengthcametoadoorwitharustypadlockwhichhiskeyfitted。Gettingthedooropenwithmuchtrouble,andlookingin,hefound,nocoals,butaconfusedpileoffurniture。Alarmedbythisintrusiononanotherman’sproperty,helockedthedooragain,foundhisowncellar,filledhisscuttle,andreturnedup-stairs。
Butthefurniturehehadseen,ranoncastorsacrossandacrossMr。
Testator’smindincessantly,when,inthechillhouroffiveinthemorning,hegottobed。Heparticularlywantedatabletowriteat,andatableexpresslymadetobewrittenat,hadbeenthepieceoffurnitureintheforegroundoftheheap。Whenhislaundressemergedfromherburrowinthemorningtomakehiskettleboil,heartfullyleduptothesubjectofcellarsandfurniture;butthetwoideashadevidentlynoconnexioninhermind。Whenshelefthim,andhesatathisbreakfast,thinkingaboutthefurniture,herecalledtherustystateofthepadlock,andinferredthatthefurnituremusthavebeenstoredinthecellarsforalongtime-