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  Miggot’sbetterdaysthatinspiredmyfriendwithhisdelusionrespectingthechambers,butheneverwaveredinhisfidelitytoitforamoment,thoughhewallowedindirtsevenyears。

  Twoofthewindowsofthesechamberslookeddownintothegarden;

  andwehavesatuptheretogethermanyasummerevening,sayinghowpleasantitwas,andtalkingofmanythings。Tomyintimacywiththattopset,Iamindebtedforthreeofmyliveliestpersonalimpressionsofthelonelinessoflifeinchambers。Theyshallfollowhere,inorder;first,second,andthird。

  First。MyGray’sInnfriend,onatime,hurtoneofhislegs,anditbecameseriouslyinflamed。Notknowingofhisindisposition,I

  wasonmywaytovisithimasusual,onesummerevening,whenIwasmuchsurprisedbymeetingalivelyleechinField-court,Gray’sInn,seeminglyonhiswaytotheWestEndofLondon。Astheleechwasalone,andwasofcourseunabletoexplainhisposition,evenifhehadbeeninclinedtodosowhichhehadnottheappearanceofbeing,Ipassedhimandwenton。TurningthecornerofGray’sInn-square,Iwasbeyondexpressionamazedbymeetinganotherleech-alsoentirelyalone,andalsoproceedinginawesterlydirection,thoughwithlessdecisionofpurpose。Ruminatingonthisextraordinarycircumstance,andendeavouringtorememberwhetherI

  hadeverread,inthePhilosophicalTransactionsoranyworkonNaturalHistory,ofamigrationofLeeches,Iascendedtothetopset,pastthedrearyseriesofclosedouterdoorsofofficesandanemptysetortwo,whichintervenedbetweenthatloftyregionandthesurface。Enteringmyfriend’srooms,Ifoundhimstretcheduponhisback,likePrometheusBound,withaperfectlydementedticket-porterinattendanceonhiminsteadoftheVulture:whichhelplessindividual,whowasfeebleandfrightened,andhadmyfriendexplainedtome,ingreatcholerbeenendeavouringforsomehourstoapplyleechestohisleg,andasyethadonlygotontwooutoftwenty。TothisUnfortunate’sdistractionbetweenadampclothonwhichhehadplacedtheleechestofreshenthem,andthewrathfuladjurationsofmyfriendto’Stick’emon,sir!’I

  referredthephenomenonIhadencountered:theratherastwofinespecimenswereatthatmomentgoingoutatthedoor,whileageneralinsurrectionoftherestwasinprogressonthetable。

  Afterawhileourunitedeffortsprevailed,and,whentheleechescameoffandhadrecoveredtheirspirits,wecarefullytiedthemupinadecanter。ButIneverheardmoreofthemthanthattheywereallgonenextmorning,andthattheOut-of-dooryoungmanofBickle,BushandBodger,onthegroundfloor,hadbeenbittenandbloodedbysomecreaturenotidentified。Theynever’took’onMrs。

  Miggot,thelaundress;but,Ihavealwayspreservedfresh,thebeliefthatsheunconsciouslycarriedseveralabouther,untiltheygraduallyfoundopeningsinlife。

  Second。OnthesamestaircasewithmyfriendParkle,andonthesamefloor,therelivedamanoflawwhopursuedhisbusinesselsewhere,andusedthosechambersashisplaceofresidence。Forthreeorfouryears,Parkleratherknewofhimthanknewhim,butafterthat-forEnglishmen-shortpauseofconsideration,theybegantospeak。Parkleexchangedwordswithhiminhisprivatecharacteronly,andknewnothingofhisbusinessways,ormeans。

  Hewasamanagooddealabouttown,butalwaysalone。Weusedtoremarktooneanother,thatalthoughweoftenencounteredhimintheatres,concert-rooms,andsimilarpublicplaces,hewasalwaysalone。Yethewasnotagloomyman,andwasofadecidedlyconversationalturn;insomuchthathewouldsometimesofaneveningloungewithacigarinhismouth,halfinandhalfoutofParkle’srooms,anddiscussthetopicsofthedaybythehour。Heusedtohintontheseoccasionsthathehadfourfaultstofindwithlife;

  firstly,thatitobligedamantobealwayswindinguphiswatch;

  secondly,thatLondonwastoosmall;thirdly,thatitthereforewantedvariety;fourthly,thattherewastoomuchdustinit。

  Therewassomuchdustinhisownfadedchambers,certainly,thattheyremindedmeofasepulchre,furnishedinpropheticanticipationofthepresenttime,whichhadnewlybeenbroughttolight,afterhavingremainedburiedafewthousandyears。Onedry,hotautumneveningattwilight,thisman,beingthenfiveyearsturnedoffifty,lookedinuponParkleinhisusualloungingway,withhiscigarinhismouthasusual,andsaid,’Iamgoingoutoftown。’Asheneverwentoutoftown,Parklesaid,’Ohindeed!Atlast?’’Yes,’sayshe,’atlast。Forwhatisamantodo?Londonissosmall!IfyougoWest,youcometoHounslow。IfyougoEast,youcometoBow。IfyougoSouth,there’sBrixtonorNorwood。IfyougoNorth,youcan’tgetridofBarnet。Then,themonotonyofallthestreets,streets,streets-andofalltheroads,roads,roads-andthedust,dust,dust!’Whenhehadsaidthis,hewishedParkleagoodevening,butcamebackagainandsaid,withhiswatchinhishand,’Oh,Ireallycannotgoonwindingupthiswatchoverandoveragain;Iwishyouwouldtakecareofit。’So,Parklelaughedandconsented,andthemanwentoutoftown。Themanremainedoutoftownsolong,thathisletter-boxbecamechoked,andnomoreletterscouldbegotintoit,andtheybegantobeleftatthelodgeandtoaccumulatethere。Atlastthehead-porterdecided,onconferencewiththesteward,tousehismaster-keyandlookintothechambers,andgivethemthebenefitofawhiffofair。Then,itwasfoundthathehadhangedhimselftohisbedstead,andhadleftthiswrittenmemorandum:’I

  shouldprefertobecutdownbymyneighbourandfriendifhewillallowmetocallhimso,H。Parkle,Esq。’ThiswasanendofParkle’soccupancyofchambers。Hewentintolodgingsimmediately。

  Third。WhileParklelivedinGray’sInn,andImyselfwasuncommerciallypreparingfortheBar-whichisdone,aseverybodyknows,byhavingafrayedoldgownputoninapantrybyanoldwomaninachronicstateofSaintAnthony’sfireanddropsy,and,sodecorated,boltingabaddinnerinapartyoffour,whereofeachindividualmistruststheotherthree-Isay,whilethesethingswere,therewasacertainelderlygentlemanwholivedinacourtoftheTemple,andwasagreatjudgeandloverofportwine。Everydayhedinedathisclubanddrankhisbottleortwoofportwine,andeverynightcamehometotheTempleandwenttobedinhislonelychambers。Thishadgoneonmanyyearswithoutvariation,whenonenighthehadafitoncominghome,andfellandcuthisheaddeep,butpartlyrecoveredandgropedaboutinthedarktofindthedoor。Whenhewasafterwardsdiscovered,dead,itwasclearlyestablishedbythemarksofhishandsabouttheroomthathemusthavedoneso。Now,thischancedonthenightofChristmasEve,andoverhimlivedayoungfellowwhohadsistersandyoungcountryfriends,andwhogavethemalittlepartythatnight,inthecourseofwhichtheyplayedatBlindman’sBuff。Theyplayedthatgame,fortheirgreatersport,bythelightofthefireonly;

  andonce,whentheywereallquietlyrustlingandstealingabout,andtheblindmanwastryingtopickouttheprettiestsisterforwhichIamfarfromblaminghim,somebodycried,Hark!ThemanbelowmustbeplayingBlindman’sBuffbyhimselfto-night!Theylistened,andtheyheardsoundsofsomeonefallingaboutandstumblingagainstfurniture,andtheyalllaughedattheconceit,andwentonwiththeirplay,morelight-heartedandmerrythanever。Thus,thosetwosodifferentgamesoflifeanddeathwereplayedouttogether,blindfolded,inthetwosetsofchambers。

  Sucharetheoccurrences,which,comingtomyknowledge,imbuedmelongagowithastrongsenseofthelonelinessofchambers。Therewasafantasticillustrationtomuchthesamepurposeimplicitlybelievedbyastrangesortofmannowdead,whomIknewwhenIhadnotquitearrivedatlegalyearsofdiscretion,thoughIwasalreadyintheuncommercialline。

  Thiswasamanwho,thoughnotmorethanthirty,hadseentheworldindiversirreconcilablecapacities-hadbeenanofficerinaSouthAmericanregimentamongotheroddthings-buthadnotachievedmuchinanywayoflife,andwasindebt,andinhiding。

  HeoccupiedchambersofthedreariestnatureinLyonsInn;hisname,however,wasnotuponthedoor,ordoor-post,butinlieuofitstoodthenameofafriendwhohaddiedinthechambers,andhadgivenhimthefurniture。Thestoryaroseoutofthefurniture,andwastothiseffect:-Lettheformerholderofthechambers,whosenamewasstilluponthedooranddoor-post,beMr。Testator。

  Mr。TestatortookasetofchambersinLyonsInnwhenhehadbutveryscantyfurnitureforhisbedroom,andnoneforhissitting-

  room。Hehadlivedsomewintrymonthsinthiscondition,andhadfounditverybareandcold。Onenight,pastmidnight,whenhesatwritingandstillhadwritingtodothatmustbedonebeforehewenttobed,hefoundhimselfoutofcoals。Hehadcoalsdown-

  stairs,buthadneverbeentohiscellar;howeverthecellar-keywasonhismantelshelf,andifhewentdownandopenedthecellaritfitted,hemightfairlyassumethecoalsinthatcellartobehis。Astohislaundress,shelivedamongthecoal-waggonsandThameswatermen-fortherewereThameswatermenatthattime-insomeunknownrat-holebytheriver,downlanesandalleysontheothersideoftheStrand。Astoanyotherpersontomeethimorobstructhim,LyonsInnwasdreaming,drunk,maudlin,moody,betting,broodingoverbill-discountingorrenewing-asleeporawake,mindingitsownaffairs。Mr。Testatortookhiscoal-scuttleinonehand,hiscandleandkeyintheother,anddescendedtothedismallestundergrounddensofLyonsInn,wherethelatevehiclesinthestreetsbecamethunderous,andallthewater-pipesintheneighbourhoodseemedtohaveMacbeth’sAmenstickingintheirthroats,andtobetryingtogetitout。Aftergropinghereandthereamonglowdoorstonopurpose,Mr。Testatoratlengthcametoadoorwitharustypadlockwhichhiskeyfitted。Gettingthedooropenwithmuchtrouble,andlookingin,hefound,nocoals,butaconfusedpileoffurniture。Alarmedbythisintrusiononanotherman’sproperty,helockedthedooragain,foundhisowncellar,filledhisscuttle,andreturnedup-stairs。

  Butthefurniturehehadseen,ranoncastorsacrossandacrossMr。

  Testator’smindincessantly,when,inthechillhouroffiveinthemorning,hegottobed。Heparticularlywantedatabletowriteat,andatableexpresslymadetobewrittenat,hadbeenthepieceoffurnitureintheforegroundoftheheap。Whenhislaundressemergedfromherburrowinthemorningtomakehiskettleboil,heartfullyleduptothesubjectofcellarsandfurniture;butthetwoideashadevidentlynoconnexioninhermind。Whenshelefthim,andhesatathisbreakfast,thinkingaboutthefurniture,herecalledtherustystateofthepadlock,andinferredthatthefurnituremusthavebeenstoredinthecellarsforalongtime-

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