第8章
加入书架 A- A+
点击下载App,搜索"Cousin Pons",免费读到尾

  Ithasbeenthewontofsculptors,ancientandmodern,tosetatutelarygeniuswithalightedtorchuponeithersideofatomb。Thosetorchesthatlightupthepathsofdeaththrowlightfordyingeyesuponthespectacleofalife\'smistakesandsins;thecarvedstonefiguresexpressgreatideas,theyaresymbolsofafactinhumanexperience。Theagonyofdeathhasitsownwisdom。Notseldomasimplegirl,scarcelymorethanachild,willgrowwisewiththeexperienceofahundredyears,willgainpropheticvision,judgeherfamily,andseeclearlythroughallpretences,atthenearapproachofDeath。

  HereinliesDeath\'spoetry。But,strangeandworthyofremarkitis,therearetwomannersofdeath。

  Thepoetryofprophecy,thegiftofseeingclearlyintothefutureorthepast,onlybelongstothosewhosebodiesarestricken,tothosewhodiebythedestructionoftheorgansofphysicallife。Consumptivepatients,forinstance,orthosewhodieofgangrenelikeLouisXIV。,offeverlikePons,ofastomachcomplaintlikeMme。deMortsauf,orofwoundsreceivedinthefulltideoflifelikesoldiersonthebattlefield——allthesemaypossessthissupremeluciditytothefull;

  theirdeathsfilluswithsurpriseandwonder。Butmany,ontheotherhand,dieof/intelligential/diseases,astheymaybecalled;ofmaladiesseatedinthebrainorinthatnervoussystemwhichactsasakindofpurveyorofthoughtfuel——andthesediewholly,bodyandspiritaredarkenedtogether。Theformerarespiritsdesertedbythebody,realizingforusourideasofthespiritsofScripture;thelatterarebodiesuntenantedbyaspirit。

  Toolatethevirginnature,theepicure-Cato,therighteousmanalmostwithoutsin,wasdiscoveringthePresidente\'srealcharacter——thesacofgallthatdiddutyforherheart。Heknewtheworldnowthathewasabouttoleaveit,andforthepastfewhourshehadrisengailytohispart,likeajoyousartistfindingapretextforcaricatureandlaughterineverything。Thelastlinksthatboundhimtolife,thechainsofadmiration,thestrongtiesthatbindtheartlovertoArt\'smasterpieces,hadbeensnappedthatmorning。WhenPonsknewthatLaCibothadrobbedhim,hebadefarewell,likeaChristian,tothepompsandvanitiesofArt,tohiscollection,toallhisoldfriendshipswiththemakersofsomanyfairthings。OurforefatherscountedthedayofdeathasaChristianfestival,andinsomethingofthesamespiritPons\'thoughtsturnedtothecomingend。InhistenderlovehetriedtoprotectSchmuckewhenheshouldbelowinthegrave。Itwasthisfather\'sthoughtthatledhimtofixhischoiceupontheleadingladyoftheballet。Mlle。Brisetoutshouldhelphimtobafflesurroundingtreachery,andthosewhoinallprobabilitywouldneverforgivehisinnocentuniversallegatee。

  HeloiseBrisetoutwasoneofthefewnaturesthatremaintrueinafalseposition。Shewasanopera-girloftheschoolofJosephaandJennyCadine,capableofplayinganytrickonapayingadorer;yetshewasagoodcomrade,dreadingnopoweronearth,accustomedasshewastoseetheweaksideofthestrongandtoholdherownwiththepoliceatthescarcelyidyllicBaldeMabilleandthecarnival。

  “IfsheaskedformyplaceforGarangeot,shewillthinkthatsheowesmeagoodturnbysomuchthemore,“saidPonstohimself。

  Thankstotheprevailingconfusionintheporter\'slodge,Schmuckesucceededingettingoutofthehouse。Hereturnedwiththeutmostspeed,fearingtoleavePonstoolongalone。M。TrognonreachedthehousejustasSchmuckecamein。AlbeitCibotwasdying,hiswifecameupstairswiththenotary,broughthimintothebedroom,andwithdrew,leavingSchmuckeandPonswithM。Trognon;butsheleftthedoorajar,andwentnofurtherthanthenextroom。Providingherselfwithalittlehand-glassofcuriousworkmanship,shetookupherstationinthedoorway,sothatshecouldnotonlyhearbutseeallthatpassedatthesuprememoment。

  “Sir,“saidPons,“Iaminthefullpossessionofmyfaculties,unfortunatelyforme,forIfeelthatIamabouttodie;anddoubtless,bythewillofGod,Ishallbesparednothingoftheagonyofdeath。ThisisM。Schmucke“——thenotarybowedtoM。Schmucke——“myonefriendonearth,“continuedPons。“Iwishtomakehimmyuniversallegatee。Now,tellmehowtowordthewill,sothatmyfriend,whoisaGermanandknowsnothingofFrenchlaw,maysucceedtomypossessionswithoutanydispute。“

  “Anythingisliabletobedisputed,sir,“saidthenotary;“thatisthedrawbackofhumanjustice。Butinthematterofwills,therearewillssodraftedthattheycannotbeupset——“

  “Inwhatway?”queriedPons。

  “Ifawillismadeinthepresenceofanotary,andbeforewitnesseswhocanswearthatthetestatorwasinthefullpossessionofhisfaculties;andifthetestatorhasneitherwifenorchildren,norfathernormother——“

  “Ihavenoneofthese;allmyaffectioniscentreduponmydearfriendSchmuckehere。“

  ThetearsoverflowedSchmucke\'seyes。

  “Then,ifyouhavenonebutdistantrelatives,thelawleavesyoufreetodisposeofbothpersonaltyandrealestateasyouplease,solongasyoubequeaththemfornounlawfulpurpose;foryoumusthavecomeacrosscasesofwillsdisputedonaccountofthetestator\'seccentricities。Awillmadeinthepresenceofanotaryisconsideredtobeauthentic;fortheperson\'sidentityisestablished,thenotarycertifiesthatthetestatorwassaneatthetime,andtherecanbenopossibledisputeoverthesignature——Still,aholographwill,properlyandclearlyworded,isquiteassafe。“

  “Ihavedecided,forreasonsofmyown,tomakeaholographwillatyourdictation,andtodeposititwithmyfriendhere。Isthispossible?”

  “Quitepossible,“saidthenotary。“Willyouwrite?Iwillbegintodictate——“

  “Schmucke,bringmemylittleBoulewriting-desk——Speaklow,sir,“headded;“wemaybeoverheard。“

  “Justtellme,firstofall,whatyouintend,“demandedthenotary。

  TenminuteslaterLaCibotsawthenotarylookoverthewill,whileSchmuckelightedataperPonswatchingherreflectionallthewhileinamirror。Shesawtheenvelopesealed,sawPonsgiveittoSchmucke,andheardhimsaythatitmustbeputawayinasecretdrawerinhisbureau。Thenthetestatoraskedforthekey,tiedittothecornerofhishandkerchief,andslippeditunderhispillow。

  Thenotaryhimself,bycourtesy,wasappointedexecutor。TohimPonsleftapictureofprice,suchathingasthelawpermitsanotarytoreceive。TrognonwentoutandcameuponMme。Cibotinthesalon。

  “Well,sir,didM。Ponsrememberme?”

  “Youdonotexpectanotarytobetraysecretsconfidedtohim,mydear,“returnedM。Trognon。“Icanonlytellyouthis——therewillbemanydisappointments,andsomethatareanxiousafterthemoneywillbefoiled。M。Ponshasmadeagoodandverysensiblewill,apatrioticwill,whichIhighlyapprove。“

  LaCibot\'scuriosity,kindledbysuchwords,reachedanunimaginablepitch。ShewentdownstairsandspentthenightatCibot\'sbedside,inwardlyresolvingthatMlle。Remonencqshouldtakeherplacetowardstwoorthreeinthemorning,whenshewouldgoupandhavealookatthedocument。

  Mlle。Brisetout\'svisittowardshalf-pasttenthatnightseemednaturalenoughtoLaCibot;butinherterrorlesttheballet-girlshouldmentionGaudissart\'sgiftofathousandfrancs,shewentupstairswithher,lavishingpolitespeechesandflatteryasifMlle。

  Heloisehadbeenaqueen。

  “Ah!mydear,youaremuchnicerhereonyourowngroundthanatthetheatre,“Heloiseremarked。“Iadviseyoutokeeptoyouremployment。“

  Heloisewassplendidlydressed。Bixiou,herlover,hadbroughtherinhiscarriageonthewaytoaneveningpartyatMariette\'s。Itsofelloutthatthefirst-floorlodger,M。Chapoulot,aretiredbraidmanufacturerfromtheRueSaint-Denis,returningfromtheAmbigu-

  Comiquewithhiswifeanddaughter,wasdazzledbyavisionofsuchacostumeandsuchacharmingwomanupontheirstaircase。

  “Whoisthat,Mme。Cibot?”askedMme。Chapoulot。

  “Ano-better-than-she-should-be,alight-skirtsthatyoumayseehalf-

  nakedanyeveningforacoupleoffrancs,“LaCibotansweredinanundertoneforMme。Chapoulot\'sear。

  “Victorine!”calledthebraidmanufacturer\'swife,“lettheladypass,child。“

  Thematron\'salarmsignalwasnotlostuponHeloise。

  “Yourdaughtermustbemoreinflammablethantinder,madame,ifyouareafraidthatshewillcatchfirebytouchingme,“shesaid。

  M。Chapoulotwaitedonthelanding。“Sheisuncommonlyhandsomeoffthestage,“heremarked。WhereuponMme。Chapoulotpinchedhimsharplyanddrovehimindoors。

  “Hereisasecond-floorlodgerthathasamindtosetupforbeingonthefourthfloor,“saidHeloiseasshecontinuedtoclimb。

  “Butmademoiselleisaccustomedtogoinghigherandhigher。“

  “Well,oldboy,“saidHeloise,enteringthebedroomandcatchingsightoftheoldmusician\'swhite,wastedface。“Well,oldboy,sowearenotverywell?Everybodyatthetheatreisaskingafteryou;butthoughone\'sheartmaybeintherightplace,everyonehashisownaffairs,youknow,andcannotfindtimetogotoseefriends。

  Gaudissarttalksofcomingroundeveryday,andeverymorningthetiresomemanagementgetsholdofhim。Still,weareallofusfondofyou——“

  “Mme。Cibot,“saidthepatient,“besokindastoleaveus;wewanttotalkaboutthetheatreandmypostasconductor,withthislady。

  Schmucke,willyougotothedoorwithMme。Cibot?”

  AtasignfromPons,SchmuckesawMme。Cibotoutatthedoor,anddrewthebolts。

  “Ah,thatblackguardofaGerman!Ishespoiled,too?”LaCibotsaidtoherselfassheheardthesignificantsounds。“ThatisM。Pons\'

  doing;hetaughthimthosedisgustingtricks……Butyoushallpayforthis,mydears,“shethoughtasshewentdownstairs。“Pooh!ifthattight-ropedancertellshimaboutthethousandfrancs,Ishallsaythatitisafarce。

  SheseatedherselfbyCibot\'spillow。Cibotcomplainedofaburningsensationinthestomach。Remonencqhadcalledinandgivenhimadraughtwhilehiswifewasupstairs。

  AssoonasSchmuckehaddismissedLaCibot,Ponsturnedtotheballet-

  girl。

  “Dearchild,Icantrustnooneelsetofindmeanotary,anhonestman,andsendhimheretomakemywillto-morrowmorningathalf-pastnineprecisely。IwanttoleaveallthatIhavetoSchmucke。Ifheispersecuted,poorGermanthatheis,Ishallreckonuponthenotary;

  thenotarymustdefendhim。AndforthatreasonImusthaveawealthynotary,highlythoughtof,amanabovethetemptationstowhichpettifogginglawyersyield。Hemustsuccormypoorfriend。IcannottrustBerthier,Cardot\'ssuccessor。Andyouknowsomanypeople——“

  “Oh!Ihavetheverymanforyou,“Heloisebrokein;“thereisthenotarythatactsforFlorineandtheComtesseduBruel,LeopoldHannequin,avirtuousmanthatdoesnotknowwhata/lorette/is!Heisasortofchance-comefather——agoodsoulthatwillnotletyouplayducksanddrakeswithyourearnings;Icallhim/LePereauxRats/,becauseheinstilseconomicalnotionsintothemindsofallmyfriends。Inthefirstplace,mydearfellow,hehasaprivateincomeofsixtythousandfrancs;andheisanotaryoftherealoldsort,anotarywhilehewalksorsleeps;hischildrenmustbelittlenotariesandnotaresses。Heisaheavy,pedanticcreature,andthat\'sthetruth;butonhisownground,heisnotthemantoflinchbeforeanypowerincreation……Nowomanevergotmoneyoutofhim;heisafossilpater-familias,hiswifeworshipshim,anddoesnotdeceivehim,althoughsheisanotary\'swife——Whatmoredoyouwant?asanotaryhehasnothismatchinParis。Heisinthepatriarchalstyle;

  notqueerandamusing,asCardotusedtobewithMalaga;buthewillneverdecamplikelittleWhat\'s-his-namethatlivedwithAntonia。SoI

  willsendroundmymanto-morrowmorningateighto\'clock……Youmaysleepinpeace。AndIhope,inthefirstplace,thatyouwillgetbetter,andmakecharmingmusicforusagain;andyet,afterall,yousee,lifeisverydreary——managerschiselyou,andkingsmizzleandministersfizzleandrichfoldeconomizzle——Artistshavenothingleft/here/“tappingherbreast——“itisatimetodiein。Good-bye,oldboy。“

  “Heloise,ofallthings,Iaskyoutokeepmycounsel。“

  “Itisnotatheatreaffair,“shesaid;“itissacredforanartist。“

  “Whoisyourgentleman,child?”

  “M。Baudoyer,themayorofyourarrondissement,amanasstupidasthelateCrevel;CreveloncefinancedGaudissart,youknow,andafewdaysagohediedandleftmenothing,notsomuchasapotofpomatum。Thatmademesayjustnowthatthisageofoursissomethingsickening。“

  “Whatdidhedieof?”

  “Ofhiswife。Ifhehadstayedwithme,hewouldbelivingnow。Good-

  bye,dearoldboy,Iamtalkingofgoingoff,becauseIcanseethatyouwillbewalkingabouttheboulevardsinaweekortwo,huntingupprettylittlecuriositiesagain。Youarenotill;Ineversawyoureyeslooksobright。“Andshewent,fullyconvincedthatherprotegeGarangeotwouldconducttheorchestraforgood。

  Everydoorstoodajarasshewentdownstairs。Everylodger,ontip-

  toe,watchedtheladyoftheballetpassonherwayout。Itwasquiteaneventinthehouse。

  Fraisier,likethebulldogthatsetshisteethandneverletsgo,wasonthespot。HestoodbesideLaCibotwhenMlle。Brisetoutpassedunderthegatewayandaskedforthedoortobeopened。Knowingthatawillhadbeenmade,hehadcometoseehowthelandlay,forMaitreTrognon,notary,hadrefusedtosayasyllable——Fraisier\'squestionswereasfruitlessasMme。Cibot\'s。Naturallytheballet-girl\'svisit/inextremis/wasnotlostuponFraisier;hevowedtohimselfthathewouldturnittogoodaccount。

  “MydearMme。Cibot,“hebegan,“nowisthecriticalmomentforyou。“

  “Ah,yes……mypoorCibot!”saidshe。“WhenIthinkthathewillnotlivetoenjoyanythingImayget——“

  “ItisaquestionoffindingoutwhetherM。Ponshasleftyouanythingatall;whetheryournameismentionedorleftout,infact,“heinterrupted。“Irepresentthenext-of-kin,andtothemyoumustlookinanycase。Itisaholographwill,andconsequentlyveryeasytoupset——Doyouknowwhereourmanhasputit?”

  “Inasecretdrawerinhisbureau,andhehasthekeyofit。Hetiedittoacornerofhishandkerchief,andputitunderhispillow。Isawitall。“

  “Isthewillsealed?”

  “Yes,alas!”

  “Itisacriminaloffenceifyoucarryoffawillandsuppressit,butitisonlyamisdemeanortolookatit;andanyhow,whatdoesitamountto?Apeccadillo,andnobodywillseeyou。Isyourmanaheavysleeper?”

  “Yes。Butwhenyoutriedtoseeallthethingsandvaluethem,heoughttohavesleptlikeatop,andyethewokeup。Still,Iwillseeaboutit。IwilltakeM。Schmucke\'splaceaboutfouro\'clockthismorning;andifyoucaretocome,youshallhavethewillinyourhandsfortenminutes。“

  “Good。Iwillcomeupaboutfouro\'clock,andIwillknockverysoftly——“

  “MlleRemonencqwilltakemyplacewithCibot。Shewillknow,andopenthedoor;buttaponthewindow,soastorousenobodyinthehouse。“

  “Right,“saidFraisier。“Youwillhavealight,willyounot。Acandlewilldo。“

  AtmidnightpoorSchmuckesatinhiseasy-chair,watchingwithabreakingheartthatshrinkingofthefeaturesthatcomeswithdeath;

  Ponslookedsowornoutwiththeday\'sexertions,thatdeathseemedverynear。

  PresentlyPonsspoke。“Ihavejustenoughstrength,Ithink,tolasttillto-morrownight,“hesaidphilosophically。“To-morrownightthedeathagonywillbegin;poorSchmucke!Assoonasthenotaryandyourtwofriendsaregone,goforourgoodAbbeDuplanty,thecurateofSaint-Francois。Goodman,hedoesnotknowthatIamill,andIwishtotaketheholysacramentto-morrowatnoon。“

  Therewasalongpause。

  “GodsowilleditthatlifehasnotbeenasIdreamed,“Ponsresumed。

  “Ishouldsohavelovedwifeandchildrenandhome……Tobelovedbyaveryfewinsomecorner——thatwasmywholeambition!Lifeishardforeveryone;IhaveseenpeoplewhohadallthatIwantedsomuchandcouldnothave,andyettheywerenothappy……Thenattheendofmylife,Godputuntoldcomfortinmyway,whenHegavemesuchafriend……AndonethingIhavenottoreproachmyselfwith——thatI

  havenotknownyourworthnorappreciatedyou,mygoodSchmucke……

  Ihavelovedyouwithmywholeheart,withallthestrengthoflovethatisinme……Donotcry,Schmucke;Ishallsaynomoreifyoucryanditissosweettometotalkofourselvestoyou……IfI

  hadlistenedtoyou,Ishouldnotbedying。Ishouldhavelefttheworldandbrokenoffmyhabits,andthenIshouldnothavebeenwoundedtodeath。Andnow,Iwanttothinkofnoonebutyouatthelast——“

  “Youaremissdaken——“

  “Donotcontradictme——listen,dearfriend……Youareasguilelessandsimpleasasix-year-oldchildthathasneverleftitsmother;onehonorsyouforit——itseemstomethatGodHimselfmustwatchoversuchasyou。Butmenaresowicked,thatIoughttowarnyoubeforehand……andthenyouwillloseyourgeneroustrust,yoursaint-likebeliefinothers,thebloomofapurityofsoulthatonlybelongstogeniusortoheartslikeyours……InalittlewhileyouwillseeMme。Cibot,wholeftthedoorajarandwatcheduscloselywhileM。Trognonwashere——inalittlewhileyouwillseehercomeforthewill,asshebelievesittobe……Iexpecttheworthlesscreaturewilldoherbusinessthismorningwhenshethinksyouareasleep。Now,mindwhatIsay,andcarryoutmyinstructionstotheletter……Areyoulistening?”askedthedyingman。

  ButSchmuckewasovercomewithgrief,hisheartwasthrobbingpainfully,hisheadfellbackonthechair,heseemedtohavelostconsciousness。

  “Yes,“heanswered,“Icanhear,butitisasifyouveredoohuntertbacesafayfromme……ItseemtomedatIamgoingtownintodergrafemityou,“saidSchmucke,crushedwithpain。

  Hewentovertothebed,tookoneofPons\'handsinbothhisown,andwithinhimselfputupaferventprayer。

  “WhatisthatthatyouaremumblinginGerman?”

  “IaskedGottdatHevouldtakeuspothtogedderstoHimself!”

  Schmuckeansweredsimplywhenhehadfinishedhisprayer。

  Ponsbentover——itwasagreateffort,forhewassufferingintolerablepain;buthemanagedtoreachSchmucke,andkissedhimontheforehead,pouringouthissoul,asitwere,inbenedictionuponanaturethatrecalledthelambthatliesatthefootoftheThroneofGod。

  “Seehere,listen,mygoodSchmucke,youmustdoasdyingpeopletellyou——“

  “Iamlisdening。“

  “Thelittledoorintherecessinyourbedroomopensintothatcloset。“

  “Yes,butitisblockedupmitbictures。“

  “Clearthemawayatonce,withoutmakingtoomuchnoise。“

  “Yes。“

  “Clearapassageonbothsides,sothatyoucanpassfromyourroomintomine——Now,leavethedoorajar——WhenLaCibotcomestotakeyourplaceandsheiscapableofcominganhourearlierthanusual,youcangoawaytobedasifnothinghadhappened,andlookverytired。Trytolooksleepy。Assoonasshesettlesdownintothearmchair,gointothecloset,drawasidethemuslincurtainsovertheglassdoor,andwatchher……Doyouunderstand?”

  “Ioondershtand;youbeliefdatdiepadvomanisgoingtopurndervill。“

  “Idonotknowwhatshewilldo;butIamsureofthis——thatyouwillnottakeherforanangelafterwards——Andnowplayforme;improviseandmakemehappy。Itwilldivertyourthoughts;yourgloomyideaswillvanish,andformethedarkhourswillbefilledwithyourdreams……“

  Schmuckesatdownatthepiano。Herehewasinhiselement;andinafewmoments,musicalinspiration,quickenedbythepainwithwhichhewasquiveringandtheconsequentirritationthatfollowedcameuponthekindlyGerman,and,afterhiswont,hewascaughtupandborneabovetheworld。Ononesublimethemeafteranotherheexecutedvariations,puttingintothemsometimesChopin\'ssorrow,Chopin\'sRaphael-likeperfection;sometimesthestormyDante\'sgrandeurofLiszt——thetwomusicianswhomostnearlyapproachPaganini\'stemperament。Whenexecutionreachesthissupremedegree,theexecutantstandsbesidethepoet,asitwere;heistothecomposerastheactoristothewriterofplays,adivinelyinspiredinterpreterofthingsdivine。Butthatnight,whenSchmuckegavePonsanearnestofdivinersymphonies,ofthatheavenlymusicforwhichSaintCecileletfallherinstruments,hewasatonceBeethovenandPaganini,creatorandinterpreter。Itwasanoutpouringofmusicinexhaustibleasthenightingale\'ssong——variedandfullofdelicateundergrowthastheforestfloodedwithhertrills;sublimeastheskyoverhead。Schmuckeplayedashehadneverplayedbefore,andthesouloftheoldmusicianlisteningtohimrosetoecstasysuchasRaphaeloncepaintedinapicturewhichyoumayseeatBologna。

  Aterrificringingofthedoor-bellputanendtothesevisions。Thefirst-floorlodgerssentupaservantwithamessage。WouldSchmuckepleasestoptheracketoverhead。Madame,Monsieur,andMademoiselleChapoulothadbeenwakened,andcouldnotsleepforthenoise;theycalledhisattentiontothefactthatthedaywasquitelongenoughforrehearsalsoftheatricalmusic,andaddedthatpeopleoughtnotto“strum“allnightinahouseintheMarais——Itwasthenthreeo\'clockinthemorning。Athalf-pastthree,LaCibotappeared,justasPonshadpredicted。HemighthaveactuallyheardtheconferencebetweenFraisierandtheportress:“DidInotguessexactlyhowitwouldbe?”

  hiseyesseemedtosayasheglancedatSchmucke,and,turningalittle,heseemedtobefastasleep。

  Schmucke\'sguilelesssimplicitywasanarticleofbeliefwithLaCibotandbeitnotedthatthisfaithinsimplicityisthegreatsourceandsecretofthesuccessofallinfantinestrategy;LaCibot,therefore,couldnotsuspectSchmuckeofdeceitwhenhecametosaytoher,withafacehalfofdistress,halfofgladrelief:

  “Ihafhadaderriblenight!aderribledimeofit!Ivasopligedtoplaytokeephimkviet,andthevirst-floorlodgersvaskommuptotell/me/tobekviet!……Itwasfrightful,forderlifeofmeinfriendvasatshtake。Iamsotiredmitderblayingallnight,datdismorningIamallknockedup。“

  “MypoorCibotisverybad,too;onemoredaylikeyesterday,andhewillhavenostrengthleft……Onecan\'thelpit;itisGod\'swill。“

  “Youhafaheartsohonest,asoulsopeautiful,dotgifderZipoddie,veshallliftogedder,“saidthecunningSchmucke。

  Thecraftofsimple,straightforwardfolkisformidableindeed;theyareexactlylikechildren,settingtheirunsuspectedsnareswiththeperfectcraftofthesavage。

  “Oh,wellgoandsleep,sonny!”returnedLaCibot。“Youreyeslooktired,theyareasbigasmyfist。Butthere!ifanythingcouldcomfortmeforlosingCibot,itwouldbethethoughtofendingmydayswithagoodmanlikeyou。Beeasy。IwillgiveMme。Chapoulotadressingdown……Tothinkofaretiredhaberdasher\'swifegivingherselfsuchairs!”

  Schmuckewenttohisroomandtookuphispostinthecloset。

  LaCibothadleftthedoorajaronthelanding;FraisiercameinandcloseditnoiselesslyassoonasheheardSchmuckeshuthisbedroomdoor。Hehadbroughtwithhimalightedtaperandabitofveryfinewiretoopenthesealofthewill。LaCibot,meanwhile,lookingunderthepillow,foundthehandkerchiefwiththekeyofthebureauknottedtoonecorner;andthissomuchthemoreeasilybecausePonspurposelylefttheendhangingoverthebolster,andlaywithhisfacetothewall。

  LaCibotwentstraighttothebureau,openeditcautiouslysoastomakeaslittlenoiseaspossible,foundthespringofthesecretdrawer,andhurriedintothesalonwiththewillinherhand。HerflightrousedPons\'curiositytothehighestpitch;andasforSchmucke,hetrembledasifheweretheguiltyperson。

  “Goback,“saidFraisier,whenshehandedoverthewill。“Hemaywake,andhemustfindyouthere。“

  Fraisieropenedthesealwithadexteritywhichprovedthathiswasno\'prenticehand,andreadthefollowingcuriousdocument,headed“MyWill,“withever-deepeningastonishment:

  “OnthisfifteenthdayofApril,eighteenhundredandforty-five,I,beinginmysoundmindasthismyWill,drawnupinconcertwithM。Trognon,willtestify,andfeelingthatImustshortlydieofthemaladyfromwhichIhavesufferedsincethebeginningofFebruarylast,amanxioustodisposeofmyproperty,andhavehereinrecordedmylastwishes:——

  “Ihavealwaysbeenimpressedbytheuntowardcircumstancesthatinjuregreatpictures,andnotunfrequentlybringabouttotaldestruction。Ihavefeltsorryforthebeautifulpaintingscondemnedtotravelfromlandtoland,neverfindingsomefixedabodewhitheradmirersofgreatmasterpiecesmaytraveltoseethem。AndIhavealwaysthoughtthatthetrulydeathlessworkofagreatmasteroughttobenationalproperty;putwhereeveryoneofeverynationmayseeit,evenasthelight,God\'smasterpiece,shinesforallHischildren。

  “AndasIhavespentmylifeincollectingtogetherandchoosingafewpictures,someofthegreatestmasters\'mostgloriouswork,andasthesepicturesareasthemasterleftthem——genuineexamples,neitherrepaintednorretouched,——ithasbeenapainfulthoughttomethatthepaintingswhichhavebeenthejoyofmylife,maybesoldbypublicauction,andgo,sometoEngland,sometoRussia,tilltheyareallscatteredabroadagainasiftheyhadneverbeengatheredtogether。FromthiswretchedfateIhavedeterminedtosaveboththemandtheframesinwhichtheyareset,allofthemtheworkofskilledcraftsmen。

  “Onthesegrounds,therefore,IgiveandbequeaththepictureswhichcomposemycollectiontotheKing,forthegalleryintheLouvre,subjecttothechargeifthelegacyisacceptedofalife-annuityoftwothousandfourhundredfrancstomyfriendWilhelmSchmucke。

  “IftheKing,asusufructuaryoftheLouvrecollection,shouldrefusethelegacywiththechargeuponit,thesaidpicturesshallformapartoftheestatewhichIleavetomyfriend,Schmucke,onconditionthatheshalldeliverthe/Monkey\'sHead/,byGoya,tomycousin,PresidentCamusot;a/Flower-piece/,thetulips,byAbrahamMignon,toM。Trognon,notarywhomIappointasmyexecutor:andallowMme。Cibot,whohasactedasmyhousekeeperfortenyears,thesumoftwohundredfrancsperannum。

  “Finally,myfriendSchmuckeistogivethe/DescentfromtheCross/,Ruben\'ssketchforhisgreatpictureatAntwerp,toadornachapelintheparishchurch,ingratefulacknowledgmentofM。

  Duplanty\'skindnesstome;fortohimIoweitthatIcandieasaChristianandaCatholic。“——Soranthewill。

  “Thisisruin!”musedFraisier,“theruinofallmyhopes。Ha!IbegintobelieveallthatthePresidentetoldmeaboutthisoldartistandhiscunning。“

  “Well?”LaCibotcamebacktosay。

  “Yourgentlemanisamonster。HeisleavingeverythingtotheCrown。

  Now,youcannotpleadagainsttheCrown……Thewillcannotbedisputed……Wearerobbed,ruined,spoiled,andmurdered!”

  “Whathashelefttome?”

  “Twohundredfrancsayear。“

  “Aprettycome-down!……Why,heisafinishedscoundrel。“

  “Goandsee,“saidFraisier,“andIwillputyourscoundrel\'swillbackagainintheenvelope。“

  WhileMme。Cibot\'sbackwasturned,Fraisiernimblyslippedasheetofblankpaperintotheenvelope;thewillheputinhispocket。HenextproceededtosealtheenvelopeagainsocleverlythatheshowedthesealtoMme。Cibotwhenshereturned,andaskedherifshecouldseetheslightesttraceoftheoperation。LaCibottookuptheenvelope,feltitover,assuredherselfthatitwasnotempty,andheavedadeepsigh。ShehadentertainedhopesthatFraisierhimselfwouldhaveburnedtheunluckydocumentwhileshewasoutoftheroom。

  “Well,mydearM。Fraisier,whatistobedone?”

  “Oh!thatisyouraffair!Iamnotoneofthenext-of-kin,myself;butifIhadtheslightestclaimtoanyof/that/“indicatingthecollection,“IknowverywellwhatIshoulddo。“

  “ThatisjustwhatIwanttoknow,“LaCibotanswered,withsufficientsimplicity。

  “Thereisafireinthegrate——“hesaid。Thenherosetogo。

  “Afterall,noonewillknowaboutit,butyouandme——“beganLaCibot。

  “Itcanneverbeprovedthatawillexisted,“assertedthemanoflaw。

  “Andyou?”

  “I?……IfM。Ponsdiesintestate,youshallhaveahundredthousandfrancs。“

  “Ohyes,nodoubt,“returnedshe。“Peoplepromiseyouheapsofmoney,andwhentheycomebytheirown,andthereistalkofpayingtheyswindleyoulike——““LikeElieMagus,“shewasgoingtosay,butshestoppedherselfjustintime。

  “Iamgoing,“saidFraisier;“itisnottoyourinterestthatIshouldbefoundhere;butIshallseeyouagaindownstairs。“

  LaCibotshutthedoorandreturnedwiththesealedpacketinherhand。Shehadquitemadeuphermindtoburnit;butasshewenttowardsthebedroomfireplace,shefeltthegraspofahandoneacharm,andsaw——Schmuckeononehand,andPonshimselfontheother,leaningagainstthepartitionwalloneithersideofthedoor。

  LaCibotcriedout,andfellfacedownwardsinafit;realorfeigned,nooneeverknewthetruth。ThissightproducedsuchanimpressiononPonsthatadeadlyfaintnesscameuponhim,andSchmuckeleftthewomanonthefloortohelpPonsbacktobed。Thefriendstrembledineverylimb;theyhadsetthemselvesahardtask,itwasdone,butithadbeentoomuchfortheirstrength。WhenPonslayinbedagain,andSchmuckehadregainedstrengthtosomeextent,heheardasoundofsobbing。LaCibot,onherknees,burstingintotears,heldoutsupplicatinghandstotheminveryexpressivepantomime。

  “Itwaspurecuriosity!”shesobbed,whenshesawthatPonsandSchmuckewerepayingattentiontoherproceedings。“Purecuriosity;awoman\'sfault,youknow。ButIdidnotknowhowelsetogetasightofyourwill,andIbroughtitbackagain——“

  “Go!”saidSchmucke,standingerect,histallfiguregaininginheightbythefullheightofhisindignation。“Youareamonster!YoudriedtokillmeingootBons!Heisright。Youareworsethanamonster,youarealostsoul!”

  LaCibotsawthelookofabhorrenceinthefrankGerman\'sface;sherose,proudasTartuffe,gaveSchmuckeaglancewhichmadehimquake,andwentout,carryingoffunderherdressanexquisitelittlepictureofMetzu\'spointedoutbyElieMagus。“Adiamond,“hehadcalledit。

  Fraisierdownstairsintheporter\'slodgewaswaitingtohearthatLaCibothadburnedtheenvelopeandthesheetofblankpaperinsideit。

  Greatwashisastonishmentwhenhebeheldhisfairclient\'sagitationanddismay。

  “Whathashappened?”

  “/This/hashappened,mydearM。Fraisier。Underpretenceofgivingmegoodadviceandtellingmewhattodo,youhavelostmemyannuityandthegentlemen\'sconfidence……“

  Oneoftheword-tornadoesinwhichsheexcelledwasinfullprogress,butFraisiercuthershort。

  “Thisisidletalk。Thefacts,thefacts!andbequickaboutit。“

  “Well;itcameaboutinthisway,“——andshetoldhimofthescenewhichshehadjustcomethrough。

  “Youhavelostnothingthroughme,“wasFraisier\'scomment。“Thegentlemenhadtheirdoubts,ortheywouldnothavesetthistrapforyou。Theywerelyinginwaitandspyinguponyou……Youhavenottoldmeeverything,“headded,withatiger\'sglanceatthewomanbeforehim。

  “/I/hideanythingfromyou!”criedshe——“afterallthatwehavedonetogether!”sheaddedwithashudder。

  “Mydearmadame,/I/havedonenothingblameworthy,“returnedFraisier。EvidentlyhemeanttodenyhisnocturnalvisittoPons\'

  rooms。

  EveryhaironLaCibot\'sheadseemedtoscorchher,whileasenseoficycoldsweptoverherfromheadtofoot。

  “/What?/“……shefalteredinbewilderment。

  “Hereisacriminalchargeonthefaceofit……Youmaybeaccusedofsuppressingthewill,“Fraisiermadeanswerdrily。

  LaCibotstarted。

  “Don\'tbealarmed;Iamyourlegaladviser。Ionlywishedtoshowyouhoweasyitis,inonewayoranother,todoasIonceexplainedtoyou。Letussee,now;whathaveyoudonethatthissimpleGermanshouldbehidingintheroom?”

  “Nothingatall,unlessitwasthatscenetheotherdaywhenIstoodM。Ponsoutthathiseyesdazzled。Andeversince,thetwogentlemenhavebeenasdifferentascanbe。Soyouhavebroughtallmytroublesuponme;ImighthavelostmyinfluencewithM。Pons,butIwassureoftheGerman;justnowhewastalkingofmarryingmeoroftakingmewithhim——itisallone。“

  TheexcusewassoplausiblethatFraisierwasfaintobesatisfiedwithit。“Youneedfearnothing,“heresumed。“Igaveyoumywordthatyoushallhaveyourmoney,andIshallkeepmyword。Thewholematter,sofar,wasupintheair,butnowitisasgoodasbank-notes……

  Youshallhaveatleasttwelvehundredfrancsperannum……But,mygoodlady,youmustactintelligentlyundermyorders。“

  “Yes,mydearM。Fraisier,“saidLaCibotwithcringingservility。Shewascompletelysubdued。

  “Verygood。Good-bye,“andFraisierwent,takingthedangerousdocumentwithhim。Hereachedhomeingreatspirits。Thewillwasaterribleweapon。

  “Now,“thoughthe,“IhaveaholdonMme。laPresidentedeMarville;

  shemustkeepherwordwithme。Ifshedidnot,shewouldlosetheproperty。“

  Atdaybreak,whenRemonencqhadtakendownhisshuttersandlefthissisterinchargeoftheshop,hecame,afterhiswontoflate,toinquireforhisgoodfriendCibot。TheportresswascontemplatingtheMetzu,privatelywonderinghowalittlebitofpaintedwoodcouldbeworthsuchalotofmoney。

  “Aha!”saidhe,lookingoverhershoulder,“thatistheonepicturewhichM。ElieMagusregretted;withthatlittlebitofathing,hesays,hishappinesswouldbecomplete。“

  “Whatwouldhegiveforit?”askedLaCibot。

  “Why,ifyouwillpromisetomarrymewithinayearofwidowhood,I

  willundertaketogettwentythousandfrancsforitfromElieMagus;

  andunlessyoumarrymeyouwillnevergetathousandfrancsforthepicture。“

  “Whynot?”

  “Becauseyouwouldbeobligedtogiveareceiptforthemoney,andthenyoumighthavealawsuitwiththeheirs-at-law。Ifyouweremywife,ImyselfshouldsellthethingtoM。Magus,andinthewayofbusinessitisenoughtomakeanentryintheday-book,andIshouldnotethatM。Schmuckesoldittome。There,leavethepanelwithme……Ifyourhusbandweretodieyoumighthavealotofbotheroverit,butnoonewouldthinkitoddthatIshouldhaveapictureintheshop……Youknowmequitewell。Besides,Iwillgiveyouareceiptifyoulike。“

  Thecovetousportressfeltthatshehadbeencaught;sheagreedtoaproposalwhichwastobindherfortherestofherlifetothemarine-

  storedealer。

  “Youareright,“saidshe,asshelockedthepictureawayinachest;

  “bringmethebitofwriting。“

  Remonencqbeckonedhertothedoor。

  “Icansee,neighbor,thatweshallnotsaveourpoordearCibot,“hesaidloweringhisvoice。“Dr。Poulaingavehimupyesterdayevening,andsaidthathecouldnotlastouttheday……Itisagreatmisfortune。Butafterall,thiswasnottheplaceforyou……YououghttobeinafinecuriosityshopontheBoulevarddesCapucines。

  DoyouknowthatIhavemadenearlyahundredthousandfrancsintenyears?Andifyouwillhaveasmuchsomeday,Iwillundertaketomakeahandsomefortuneforyou——asmywife。Youwouldbethemistress——mysistershouldwaitonyouanddotheworkofthehouse,and——“

  Aheartrendingmoanfromthelittletailorcutthetemptershort;thedeathagonyhadbegun。

  “Goaway,“saidLaCibot。“Youareamonstertotalkofsuchthingsandmypoormandyinglikethis——“

  “Ah!itisbecauseIloveyou,“saidRemonencq;“Icouldleteverythingelsegotohaveyou——“

  “Ifyoulovedme,youwouldsaynothingtomejustnow,“returnedshe。

  AndRemonencqdepartedtohisshop,sureofmarryingLaCibot。

  Towardsteno\'clocktherewasasortofcommotioninthestreet;M。

  CibotwastakingtheSacrament。Allthefriendsofthepair,alltheportersandporters\'wivesintheRuedeNormandieandneighboringstreets,hadcrowdedintothelodge,underthearchway,andstoodonthepavementoutside。NobodysomuchasnoticedthearrivalofM。

  LeopoldHannequinandabrotherlawyer。SchwabandBrunnerreachedPons\'roomsunseenbyMme。Cibot。Thenotary,inquiringforPons,wasshownupstairsbytheportressofaneighboringhouse。Brunnerrememberedhispreviousvisittothemuseum,andwentstraightinwithhisfriendSchwab。

  PonsformallyrevokedhispreviouswillandconstitutedSchmuckehisuniversallegatee。Thisaccomplished,hethankedSchwabandBrunner,andearnestlybeggedM。LeopoldHannequintoprotectSchmucke\'sinterests。Thedemandsmadeuponhimbylastnight\'sscenewithLaCibot,andthisfinalsettlementofhisworldlyaffairs,lefthimsofaintandexhaustedthatSchmuckebeggedSchwabtogofortheAbbeDuplanty;itwasPons\'greatdesiretotaketheSacrament,andSchmuckecouldnotbringhimselftoleavehisfriend。

  LaCibot,sittingatthefootofherhusband\'sbed,gavenotsomuchasathoughttoSchmucke\'sbreakfast——forthatmatterhadbeenforbiddentoreturn;butthemorning\'sevents,thesightofPons\'

  heroicresignationinthedeathagony,sooppressedSchmucke\'sheartthathewasnotconsciousofhunger。Towardstwoo\'clock,however,asnothinghadbeenseenoftheoldGerman,LaCibotsentRemonencq\'ssistertoseewhetherSchmuckewantedanything;promptednotsomuchbyinterestasbycuriosity。TheAbbeDuplantyhadjustheardtheoldmusician\'sdyingconfession,andtheadministrationofthesacramentofextremeunctionwasdisturbedbyrepeatedringingofthedoor-bell。

  Pons,inhisterrorofrobbery,hadmadeSchmuckepromisesolemnlytoadmitnooneintothehouse;soSchmuckedidnotstir。AgainandagainMlle。Remonencqpulledthecord,andfinallywentdownstairsinalarmtotellLaCibotthatSchmuckewouldnotopenthedoor;Fraisiermadeanoteofthis。Schmuckehadneverseenanyonedieinhislife;

  beforelonghewouldbeperplexedbythemanydifficultieswhichbesetthosewhoareleftwithadeadbodyinParis,thismoreespeciallyiftheyarelonelyandhelplessandhavenoonetoactforthem。Fraisierknew,moreover,thatinrealafflictionpeoplelosetheirheads,andthereforeimmediatelyafterbreakfasthetookuphispositionintheporter\'slodge,andsittingthereinperpetualcommitteewithDr。

  Poulain,conceivedtheideaofdirectingallSchmucke\'sactionshimself。

  Toobtaintheimportantresult,thedoctorandthelawyertooktheirmeasuresonthiswise:——

  ThebeadleofSaint-Francois,Cantinetbyname,atonetimearetaildealeringlassware,livedintheRued\'Orleans,nextdoortoDr。

  Poulainandunderthesameroof。Mme。Cantinet,whosawtothelettingofthechairsatSaint-Francois,oncehadfallenillandDr。Poulainhadattendedhergratuitously;shewas,asmightbeexpected,grateful,andoftenconfidedhertroublestohim。The“nutcrackers,“

  punctualintheirattendanceatSaint-FrancoisonSundaysandsaints\'-

  days,wereonfriendlytermswiththebeadleandthelowestecclesiasticalrankandfile,commonlycalledinParis/lebasclerge/,towhomthedevoutusuallygivelittlepresentsfromtimetotime。Mme。CantinetthereforeknewSchmuckealmostaswellasSchmuckeknewher。AndMme。Cantinetwasafflictedwithtwosoretroubleswhichenabledthelawyertouseherasablindandinvoluntaryagent。

  Cantinetjunior,astage-struckyouth,haddesertedthepathsoftheChurchandturnedhisbackontheprospectofonedaybecomingabeadle,tomakehis/debut/amongthesupernumerariesoftheCirque-

  Olympique;hewasleadingawildlife,breakinghismother\'sheartanddrainingherpursebyfrequentforcedloans。Cantinetsenior,muchaddictedtospirituousliquorsandidleness,had,infact,beendriventoretirefrombusinessbythosetwofailings。Sofarfromreforming,theincorrigibleoffenderhadfoundscopeinhisnewoccupationfortheindulgenceofbothcravings;hedidnothing,andhedrankwithdriversofwedding-coaches,withtheundertaker\'smenatfunerals,withpoorfolkrelievedbythevicar,tillhismorning\'soccupationwassetforthinrubriconhiscountenancebynoon。

  Mme。Cantinetsawnoprospectbutwantinheroldage,andyetshehadbroughtherhusbandtwelvethousandfrancs,shesaid。ThetaleofherwoesrelatedforthehundredthtimesuggestedanideatoDr。Poulain。

  Onceintroduceherintotheoldbachelor\'squarters,anditwouldbeeasybyhermeanstoestablishMme。Sauvagethereasworkinghousekeeper。ItwasquiteimpossibletopresentMme。Sauvageherself,forthe“nutcrackers“hadgrownsuspiciousofeveryone。Schmucke\'srefusaltoadmitMlle。RemonencqhadsufficientlyopenedFraisier\'seyes。Still,itseemedevidentthatPonsandSchmucke,beingpioussouls,wouldtakeanyonerecommendedbytheAbbe,withblindconfidence。Mme。CantinetshouldbringMme。Sauvagewithher,andtoputinFraisier\'sservantwasalmosttantamounttoinstallingFraisierhimself。

  TheAbbeDuplanty,comingdownstairs,foundthegatewayblockedbytheCibots\'friends,allofthembentuponshowingtheirinterestinoneoftheoldestandmostrespectableportersintheMarais。

  Dr。Poulainraisedhishat,andtooktheAbbeaside。

  “IamjustabouttogotopoorM。Pons,“hesaid。“Thereisstillachanceofrecovery;butitisaquestionofinducinghimtoundergoanoperation。Thecalculiareperceptibletothetouch,theyaresettingupaninflammatoryconditionwhichwillendfatally,butperhapsitisnottoolatetoremovethem。Youshouldreallyuseyourinfluencetopersuadethepatienttosubmittosurgicaltreatment;Iwillanswerforhislife,providedthatnountowardcircumstanceoccursduringtheoperation。“

  “IwillreturnassoonasIhavetakenthesacredciboriumbacktothechurch,“saidtheAbbeDuplanty,“forM。Schmucke\'sconditionclaimsthesupportofreligion。“

  “Ihavejustheardthatheisalone,“saidDr。Poulain。“TheGerman,goodsoul,hadalittlealtercationthismorningwithMme。Cibot,whohasactedashousekeepertothembothforthepasttenyears。Theyhavequarreledforthemomentonly,nodoubt,butunderthecircumstancestheymusthavesomeoneintohelpupstairs。Itwouldbeacharitytolookafterhim——Isay,Cantinet,“continuedthedoctor,beckoningtothebeadle,“justgoandaskyourwifeifshewillnurseM。Pons,andlookafterM。Schmucke,andtakeMme。Cibot\'splaceforadayortwo……Evenwithoutthequarrel,Mme。Cibotwouldstillrequireasubstitute。Mme。Cantinetishonest,“addedthedoctor,turningtoM。Duplanty。

  “Youcouldnotmakeabetterchoice,“saidthegoodpriest;“sheisintrustedwiththelettingofchairsinthechurch。“

  Afewminuteslater,Dr。PoulainstoodbyPons\'pillowwatchingtheprogressmadebydeath,andSchmucke\'svaineffortstopersuadehisfriendtoconsenttotheoperation。ToallthepoorGerman\'sdespairingentreatiesPonsonlyrepliedbyashakeoftheheadandoccasionalimpatientmovements;till,afterawhile,hesummonedupallhisfast-failingstrengthtosay,withaheartrendinglook:

  “Doletmedieinpeace!”

  Schmuckealmostdiedofsorrow,buthetookPons\'handandsoftlykissedit,andhelditbetweenhisown,asiftryingasecondtimetogivehisownvitalitytohisfriend。

  Justatthismomentthebellrang,andDr。Poulain,goingtothedoor,admittedtheAbbeDuplanty。

  “Ourpoorpatientisstrugglinginthegraspofdeath,“hesaid。“Allwillbeoverinafewhours。Youwillsendapriest,nodoubt,towatchto-night。ButitistimethatMme。Cantinetcame,aswellasawomantodothework,forM。Schmuckeisquiteunfittothinkofanything:Iamafraidforhisreason;andtherearevaluablesherewhichoughttobeinthecustodyofhonestpersons。“

  TheAbbeDuplanty,akindly,uprightpriest,guilelessandunsuspicious,wasstruckwiththetruthofDr。Poulain\'sremarks。Hehad,moreover,acertainbeliefinthedoctorofthequarter。Soonthethresholdofthedeath-chamberhestoppedandbeckonedtoSchmucke,butSchmuckecouldnotbringhimselftoloosenthegraspofthehandthatgrewtighterandtighter。Ponsseemedtothinkthathewasslippingovertheedgeofaprecipiceandmustcatchatsomethingtosavehimself。But,asmanyknow,thedyingarehauntedbyanhallucinationthatleadsthemtosnatchatthingsaboutthem,likemeneagertosavetheirmostpreciouspossessionsfromafire。PresentlyPonsreleasedSchmucketoclutchatthebed-clothes,draggingthemandhuddlingthemabouthimselfwithahasty,covetousmovementsignificantandpainfultosee。

  “Whatwillyoudo,leftalonewithyourdeadfriend?”askedM。l\'AbbeDuplantywhenSchmuckecametothedoor。“YouhavenotMme。Cibotnow——“

  “EinmonsterdathafkilledBons!”

  “Butyoumusthavesomebodywithyou,“beganDr。Poulain。“Someonemustsitupwiththebodyto-night。“

  “Ishallsitup;IshallsaydieprayerstoGott,“theinnocentGermananswered。

  “Butyoumusteat——andwhoistocookforyounow?”askedthedoctor。

  “Griefhaftakenafaymeinabbetite,“Schmuckesaid,simply。

  “Andsomeonemustgivenoticetotheregistrar,“saidPoulain,“andlayoutthebody,andorderthefuneral;andthepersonwhositsupwiththebodyandthepriestwillwantmeals。Canyoudoallthisbyyourself?Amancannotdielikeadoginthecapitalofthecivilizedworld。“

  Schmuckeopenedwideeyesofdismay。Abrieffitofmadnessseizedhim。

  “ButBonsshallnottie!……“hecriedaloud。“Ishallsafehim!”

  “Youcannotgowithoutsleepmuchlonger,andwhowilltakeyourplace?SomeonemustlookafterM。Pons,andgivehimdrink,andnursehim——“

  “Ah!datisdrue。“

  “Verywell,“saidtheAbbe,“IamthinkingofsendingyourMme。

  Cantinet,agoodandhonestcreature——“

  ThepracticaldetailsofthecareofthedeadbewilderedSchmucke,tillhewasfaintodiewithhisfriend。

  “Heisachild,“saidthedoctor,turningtotheAbbeDuplanty。

  “Einchild,“Schmuckerepeatedmechanically。

  “There,then,“saidthecurate;“IwillspeaktoMme。Cantinet,andsendhertoyou。“

  “Donottroubleyourself,“saidthedoctor;“Iamgoinghome,andshelivesinthenexthouse。“

  ThedyingseemtostrugglewithDeathaswithaninvisibleassassin;

  intheagonyatthelast,asthefinalthrustismade,theactofdyingseemstobeaconflict,ahand-to-handfightforlife。Ponshadreachedthesuprememoment。Atthesoundofhisgroansandcries,thethreestandinginthedoorwayhurriedtothebedside。Thencamethelastblow,smitingasunderthebondsbetweensoulandbody,strikingdowntolife\'ssources;andsuddenlyPonsregainedforafewbriefmomentstheperfectcalmthatfollowsthestruggle。Hecametohimself,andwiththeserenityofdeathinhisfacehelookedroundalmostsmilinglyatthem。

  “Ah,doctor,Ihavehadahardtimeofit;butyouwereright,Iamdoingbetter。Thankyou,mygoodAbbe;IwaswonderingwhathadbecomeofSchmucke——“

  “Schmuckehashadnothingtoeatsinceyesterdayevening,andnowitisfouro\'clock!YouhavenoonewithyounowanditwouldbewisetosendforMme。Cibot。“

  “Sheiscapableofanything!”saidPons,withoutattemptingtoconcealallhisabhorrenceatthesoundofhername。“Itistrue,Schmuckeoughttohavesometrustworthyperson。“

  “M。DuplantyandIhavebeenthinkingaboutyouboth——“

  “Ah!thankyou,Ihadnotthoughtofthat。“

  “——AndM。DuplantysuggeststhatyoushouldhaveMme。Cantinet——“

  “Oh!Mme。Cantinetwholetsthechairs!”exclaimedPons。“Yes,sheisanexcellentcreature。“

  “ShehasnolikingforMme。Cibot,“continuedthedoctor,“andshewouldtakegoodcareofM。Schmucke——“

  “Sendhertome,M。Duplanty……sendherandherhusbandtoo。I

  shallbeeasy。Nothingwillbestolenhere。“

  SchmuckehadtakenPons\'handagain,andhelditjoyouslyinhisown。

  Ponswasalmostwellagain,hethought。

  “Letusgo,Monsieurl\'Abbe,“saidthedoctor。“IwillsendMme。

  Cantinetroundatonce。Iseehowitis。SheperhapsmaynotfindM。

  Ponsalive。“

  WhiletheAbbeDuplantywaspersuadingPonstoengageMme。Cantinetashisnurse,Fraisierhadsentforher。Hehadpliedthebeadle\'swifewithsophisticalreasoningandsubtlety。Itwasdifficulttoresisthiscorruptinginfluence。AndasforMme。Cantinet——alean,sallowwoman,withlargeteethandthinlips——herintelligence,assooftenhappenswithwomenofthepeople,hadbeenbluntedbyahardlife,tillshehadcometolookupontheslenderestdailywageasprosperity。ShesoonconsentedtotakeMme。Sauvagewithherasgeneralservant。

  Mme。Sauvagehadhadherinstructionsalready。Shehadundertakentoweaveawebofironwireaboutthetwomusicians,andtowatchthemasaspiderwatchesaflycaughtinthetoils;andherrewardwastobeatobacconist\'slicense。Fraisierhadfoundaconvenientopportunityofgettingridofhisso-calledfoster-mother,whilehepostedherasadetectiveandpolicemantosuperviseMme。Cantinet。Astherewasaservant\'sbedroomandalittlekitchenincludedintheapartment,LaSauvagecouldsleeponatruckle-bedandcookfortheGerman。Dr。

  PoulaincamewiththetwowomenjustasPonsdrewhislastbreath。

  Schmuckewassittingbesidehisfriend,allunconsciousofthecrisis,holdingthehandthatslowlygrewcolderinhisgrasp。HesignedtoMme。Cantinettobesilent;butMme。Sauvage\'ssoldierlyfiguresurprisedhimsomuchthathestartedinspiteofhimself,akindofhomagetowhichtheviragowasquiteaccustomed。

  “M。Duplantyanswersforthislady,“whisperedMme。Cantinetbywayofintroduction。“Sheoncewascooktoabishop;sheishonestyitself;

  shewilldothecooking。“

  “Oh!youmaytalkoutloud,“wheezedthestalwartdame。“Thepoorgentlemanisdead……Hehasjustgone。“

  AshrillcrybrokefromSchmucke。HefeltPons\'coldhandstiffeninginhis,andsatstaringintohisfriend\'seyes;thelookinthemwouldhavedrivenhimmad,ifMme。Sauvage,doubtlessaccustomedtoscenesofthissort,hadnotcometothebedsidewithamirrorwhichsheheldoverthelipsofthedead。Whenshesawthattherewasnomistuponthesurface,shebrisklysnatchedSchmucke\'shandaway。

  “Justtakeawayyourhand,sir;youmaynotbeabletodoitinalittlewhile。Youdonotknowhowthebonesharden。Acorpsegrowscoldveryquickly。Ifyoudonotlayoutabodywhileitiswarm,youhavetobreakthejointslateron……“

  Andsoitwasthisterriblewomanwhoclosedthepoordeadmusician\'seyes。

  Withabusiness-likedexterityacquiredintenyearsofexperience,shestrippedandstraightenedthebody,laidthearmsbythesides,andcoveredthefacewiththebedclothes,exactlyasashopmanwrapsaparcel。

  “Asheetwillbewantedtolayhimout——Whereisthereasheet?”shedemanded,turningontheterror-strickenSchmucke。

  Hehadwatchedthereligiousritualwithitsdeepreverenceforthecreaturemadeforsuchhighdestiniesinheaven;andnowhesawhisdeadfriendtreatedsimplyasathinginthispackingprocess——sawwiththesharppainthatdissolvestheveryelementsofthought。

  “Doasyouvill——“heansweredmechanically。Theinnocentcreatureforthefirsttimeinhislifehadseenamandie,andthatmanwasPons,hisonlyfriend,theonehumanbeingwhounderstoodhimandlovedhim。

  “IwillgoandaskMme。Cibotwherethesheetsarekept,“saidLaSauvage。

  “Atruckle-bedwillbewantedforthepersontosleepupon,“Mme。

  CantinetcametotellSchmucke。

  Schmuckenoddedandbrokeoutintoweeping。Mme。Cantinetlefttheunhappymaninpeace;butanhourlatershecamebacktosay:

  “Haveyouanymoney,sir,topayforthethings?”

  ThelookthatSchmuckegaveMme。Cantinetwouldhavedisarmedthefiercesthate;itwasthewhite,blank,peakedfaceofdeaththatheturneduponher,asanexplanationthatmeteverything。

  “Dakeitallandleafmetomeinprayersandtears,“hesaid,andknelt。

  Mme。SauvagewenttoFraisierwiththenewsofPons\'death。FraisiertookacabandwenttothePresidente。To-morrowshemustgivehimthepowerofattorneytoenablehimtoactfortheheirs。

  Anotherhourwentby,andMme。CantinetcameagaintoSchmucke。

  “IhavebeentoMme。Cibot,sir,whoknowsallaboutthingshere,“shesaid。“Iaskedhertotellmewhereeverythingiskept。Butshealmostjawedmetodeathwithherabuse……Sir,dolistentome……“

  Schmuckelookedupatthewoman,andshewenton,innocentofanybarbarousintention,forwomenofherclassareaccustomedtotaketheworstofmoralsufferingpassively,asamatterofcourse。

  “Wemusthavelinenfortheshroud,sir,wemusthavemoneytobuyatruckle-bedforthepersontosleepupon,andsomethingsforthekitchen——plates,anddishes,andglasses,forapriestwillbecomingtopassthenighthere,andthepersonsaysthatthereisabsolutelynothinginthekitchen。“

  “Andwhatismore,sir,ImusthavecoalandfiringifIamtogetthedinnerready,“echoedLaSauvage,“andnotathingcanIfind。Notthatthereisanythingsoverysurprisinginthat,asLaCibotusedtodoeverythingforyou——“

  Schmuckelayatthefeetofthedead;heheardnothing,knewnothing,sawnothing。Mme。Cantinetpointedtohim。“Mydearwoman,youwouldnotbelieveme,“shesaid。“Whateveryousay,hedoesnotanswer。“

  “Verywell,child,“saidLaSauvage;“nowIwillshowyouwhattodoinacaseofthiskind。“

  Shelookedroundtheroomasathieflooksinsearchofpossiblehiding-placesformoney;thenshewentstraighttoPons\'chest,openedthefirstdrawer,sawthebaginwhichSchmuckehadputtherestofthemoneyafterthesaleofthepictures,andhelditupbeforehim。

  Henoddedmechanically。

  “Hereismoney,child,“saidLaSauvage,turningtoMme。Cantinet。“I

  willcountitfirstandtakeenoughtobuyeverythingwewant——wine,provisions,wax-candles,allsortsofthings,infact,forthereisnothinginthehouse……Justlookinthedrawersforasheettoburyhimin。Icertainlywastoldthatthepoorgentlemanwassimple,butIdon\'tknowwhatheis;heisworse。Heislikeanew-bornchild;

  weshallhavetofeedhimwithafunnel。“

  Thewomenwentabouttheirwork,andSchmuckelookedonpreciselyasanidiotmighthavedone。Brokendownwithsorrow,whollyabsorbed,inahalf-catalepticstate,hecouldnottakehiseyesfromthefacethatseemedtofascinatehim,Pons\'facerefinedbytheabsolutereposeofDeath。Schmuckehopedtodie;everythingwasalikeindifferent。Iftheroomhadbeenonfirehewouldnothavestirred。

  “Therearetwelvehundredandfiftyfrancshere,“LaSauvagetoldhim。

  Schmuckeshruggedhisshoulders。

  ButwhenLaSauvagecameneartomeasurethebodybylayingthesheetoverit,beforecuttingouttheshroud,ahorriblestruggleensuedbetweenherandthepoorGerman。Schmuckewasfurious。Hebehavedlikeadogthatwatchesbyhisdeadmaster\'sbody,andshowshisteethatallwhotrytotouchit。LaSauvagegrewimpatient。Shegraspedhim,sethiminthearmchair,andheldhimdownwithherculeanstrength。

  “Goon,child;sewhiminhisshroud,“shesaid,turningtoMme。

  Cantinet。

  Assoonasthisoperationwascompleted,LaSauvagesetSchmuckebackinhisplaceatthefootofthebed。

  “Doyouunderstand?”saidshe。“Thepoordeadmanlyingtheremustbedoneup,thereisnohelpforit。“

  Schmuckebegantocry。Thewomenlefthimandtookpossessionofthekitchen,whithertheybroughtallthenecessariesinaveryshorttime。LaSauvagemadeoutapreliminarystatementaccountingforthreehundredandsixtyfrancs,andthenproceededtoprepareadinnerforfourpersons。Andwhatadinner!Afatgoosethecobbler\'spheasant

  bywayofasubstantialroast,anomelettewithpreserves,asalad,andtheinevitablebroth——thequantitiesoftheingredientsforthislastbeingsoexcessivethatthesoupwasmorelikeastrongmeat-

  jelly。

  Atnineo\'clockthepriest,sentbythecuratetowatchbythedead,cameinwithCantinet,whobroughtfourtallwaxcandlesandsometapers。Inthedeath-chamberSchmuckewaslyingwithhisarmsaboutthebodyofhisfriend,holdinghiminatightclasp;nothingbuttheauthorityofreligionavailedtoseparatehimfromhisdead。Thenthepriestsettledhimselfcomfortablyintheeasy-chairandreadhisprayerswhileSchmucke,kneelingbesidethecouch,besoughtGodtoworkamiracleandunitehimtoPons,sothattheymightbeburiedinthesamegrave;andMme。CantinetwentonherwaytotheTempletobuyapalletandcompletebeddingforMme。Sauvage。Thetwelvehundredandfiftyfrancswereregardedasplunder。Ateleveno\'clockMme。CantinetcameintoaskifSchmuckewouldnoteatamorsel,butwithagesturehesignifiedthathewishedtobeleftinpeace。

  “Yoursupperisready,M。Pastelot,“shesaid,addressingthepriest,andtheywent。

  Schmucke,leftaloneintheroom,smiledtohimselflikeamadmanfreeatlasttogratifyadesirelikethelongingofpregnancy。HeflunghimselfdownbesidePons,andyetagainheheldhisfriendinalong,closeembrace。Atmidnightthepriestcamebackandscoldedhim,andSchmuckereturnedtohisprayers。Atdaybreakthepriestwent,andatseveno\'clockinthemorningthedoctorcametoseeSchmucke,andspokekindlyandtriedhardtopersuadehimtoeat,buttheGermanrefused。

  “Ifyoudonoteatnowyouwillfeelveryhungrywhenyoucomeback,“

  thedoctortoldhim,“foryoumustgotothemayor\'sofficeandtakeawitnesswithyou,sothattheregistrarmayissueacertificateofdeath。“

  “/I/mustgo!”criedSchmuckeinfrightenedtones。

  “Whoelse?……Youmustgo,foryouweretheonepersonwhosawhimdie。“

  “Meinlegsvillnichtcarryme,“pleadedSchmucke,imploringthedoctortocometotherescue。

  “Takeacab,“thehypocriticaldoctorblandlysuggested。“Ihavegivennoticealready。Asksomeoneinthehousetogowithyou。Thetwowomenwilllookaftertheplacewhileyouareaway。“

  Nooneimagineshowtherequirementsofthelawjaruponaheartfeltsorrow。Thethoughtofitisenoughtomakeoneturnfromcivilizationandchooseratherthecustomsofthesavage。Atnineo\'clockthatmorningMme。Sauvagehalf-carriedSchmuckedownstairs,andfromthecabhewasobligedtobegRemonencqtocomewithhimtotheregistrarasasecondwitness。HereinParis,inthislandofoursbesottedwithEquality,theinequalityofconditionsisglaringlyapparenteverywhereandineverything。TheimmutabletendencyofthingspeepsouteveninthepracticalaspectsofDeath。Inwell-to-dofamilies,arelative,afriend,oramanofbusinesssparesthemournersthesepainfuldetails;butinthis,asinthematteroftaxation,thewholeburdenfallsheaviestupontheshouldersofthepoor。

  “Ah!youhavegoodreasontoregrethim,“saidRemonencqinanswertothepoormartyr\'smoan;“hewasaverygood,averyhonestman,andhehasleftafinecollectionbehindhim。Butbeingaforeigner,sir,doyouknowthatyouareliketofindyourselfinagreatpredicament——

  foreverybodysaysthatM。Ponslefteverythingtoyou?”

  Schmuckewasnotlistening。Hewassoundingthedarkdepthsofsorrowthatborderuponmadness。Thereissuchathingastetanusofthesoul。

  “Andyouwoulddowelltofindsomeone——somemanofbusiness——toadviseyouandactforyou,“pursuedRemonencq。

  “Einmannofpizness!”echoedSchmucke。

  “Youwillfindthatyouwillwantsomeonetoactforyou。IfIwereyou,Ishouldtakeanexperiencedman,somebodywellknowntoyouinthequarter,amanyoucantrust……IalwaysgotoTabareaumyselfformybitsofaffairs——heisthebailiff。Ifyougivehisclerkpowertoactforyou,youneednottroubleyourselfanyfurther。“

  RemonencqandLaCibot,promptedbyFraisier,hadagreedbeforehandtomakeasuggestionwhichstuckinSchmucke\'smemory;fortherearetimesinourliveswhengrief,asitwere,congealsthemindbyarrestingallitsfunctions,andanychanceimpressionmadeatsuchmomentsisretainedbyafrost-boundmemory。Schmuckeheardhiscompanionwithsuchafixed,mindlessstare,thatRemonencqsaidnomore。

  “Ifheisalwaystobeidioticlikethis,“thoughtRemonencq,“Imighteasilybuythewholebagoftricksupyonderforahundredthousandfrancs;ifitisreallyhis……Hereweareatthemayor\'soffice,sir。“

  RemonencqwasobligedtotakeSchmuckeoutofthecabandtohalf-

  carryhimtotheregistrar\'sdepartment,whereawedding-partywasassembled。Heretheyhadtowaitfortheirturn,for,bynoveryuncommonchance,theclerkhadfiveorsixcertificatestomakeoutthatmorning;andhereitwasappointedthatpoorSchmuckeshouldsufferexcruciatinganguish。

  “MonsieurisM。Schmucke?”remarkedapersoninasuitofblack,reducingSchmucketostupefactionbythementionofhisname。Helookedupwiththesameblank,unseeingeyesthathehadturneduponRemonencq,whonowinterposed。

  “Whatdoyouwantwithhim?”hesaid。“Justleavehiminpeace;youcanplainlyseethatheisintrouble。“

  “Thegentlemanhasjustlosthisfriend,andproposes,nodoubt,todohonortohismemory,being,asheis,thesoleheir。Thegentleman,nodoubt,willnothaggleoverit,hewillbuyapieceofgroundoutrightforagrave。AndasM。Ponswassuchaloverofthearts,itwouldbeagreatpitynottoputMusic,Painting,andSculptureonhistomb——

  threehandsomefull-lengthfigures,weeping——“

  Remonencqwavedthespeakeraway,inAuvergnatfashion,butthemanrepliedwithanothergesture,whichbeinginterpretedmeans“Don\'tspoilsport“;apieceofcommercialfree-masonry,asitwere,whichthedealerunderstood。

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