Shelookedathimagain,andsmiledinherpeculiarmanner。\'Iamascheerful,father,asIusuallyam,orusuallyhavebeen。\'
\'That\'swell,\'saidMr。Gradgrind。So,hekissedherandwentaway;andLouisareturnedtothesereneapartmentofthehaircuttingcharacter,andleaningherelbowonherhand,lookedagainattheshort-livedsparksthatsosoonsubsidedintoashes。
\'Areyouthere,Loo?\'saidherbrother,lookinginatthedoor。Hewasquiteayounggentlemanofpleasurenow,andnotquiteaprepossessingone。
\'DearTom,\'sheanswered,risingandembracinghim,\'howlongitissinceyouhavebeentoseeme!\'
\'Why,Ihavebeenotherwiseengaged,Loo,intheevenings;andinthedaytimeoldBounderbyhasbeenkeepingmeatitrather。ButI
touchhimupwithyouwhenhecomesittoostrong,andsowepreserveanunderstanding。Isay!Hasfathersaidanythingparticulartoyouto-dayoryesterday,Loo?\'
\'No,Tom。Buthetoldmeto-nightthathewishedtodosointhemorning。\'
\'Ah!That\'swhatImean,\'saidTom。\'Doyouknowwhereheisto-
night?\'-withaverydeepexpression。
\'No。\'
\'ThenI\'lltellyou。He\'switholdBounderby。TheyarehavingaregularconfabtogetherupattheBank。WhyattheBank,doyouthink?Well,I\'lltellyouagain。TokeepMrs。Sparsit\'searsasfaroffaspossible,Iexpect。\'
Withherhanduponherbrother\'sshoulder,Louisastillstoodlookingatthefire。Herbrotherglancedatherfacewithgreaterinterestthanusual,and,encirclingherwaistwithhisarm,drewhercoaxinglytohim。
\'Youareveryfondofme,an\'tyou,Loo?\'
\'IndeedIam,Tom,thoughyoudoletsuchlongintervalsgobywithoutcomingtoseeme。\'
\'Well,sisterofmine,\'saidTom,\'whenyousaythat,youarenearmythoughts。Wemightbesomuchoftenertogether-mightn\'twe?
Alwaystogether,almost-mightn\'twe?ItwoulddomeagreatdealofgoodifyouweretomakeupyourmindtoIknowwhat,Loo。Itwouldbeasplendidthingforme。Itwouldbeuncommonlyjolly!\'
Herthoughtfulnessbaffledhiscunningscrutiny。Hecouldmakenothingofherface。Hepressedherinhisarm,andkissedhercheek。Shereturnedthekiss,butstilllookedatthefire。
\'Isay,Loo!IthoughtI\'dcome,andjusthinttoyouwhatwasgoingon:thoughIsupposedyou\'dmostlikelyguess,evenifyoudidn\'tknow。Ican\'tstay,becauseI\'mengagedtosomefellowsto-
night。Youwon\'tforgethowfondyouareofme?\'
\'No,dearTom,Iwon\'tforget。\'
\'That\'sacapitalgirl,\'saidTom。\'Good-bye,Loo。\'
Shegavehimanaffectionategood-night,andwentoutwithhimtothedoor,whencethefiresofCoketowncouldbeseen,makingthedistancelurid。Shestoodthere,lookingsteadfastlytowardsthem,andlisteningtohisdepartingsteps。Theyretreatedquickly,asgladtogetawayfromStoneLodge;andshestoodthereyet,whenhewasgoneandallwasquiet。Itseemedasif,firstinherownfirewithinthehouse,andtheninthefieryhazewithout,shetriedtodiscoverwhatkindofwoofOldTime,thatgreatestandlongest-
establishedSpinnerofall,wouldweavefromthethreadshehadalreadyspunintoawoman。Buthisfactoryisasecretplace,hisworkisnoiseless,andhisHandsaremutes。
CHAPTERXV-FATHERANDDAUGHTER
ALTHOUGHMr。GradgrinddidnottakeafterBlueBeard,hisroomwasquiteabluechamberinitsabundanceofbluebooks。Whatevertheycouldprovewhichisusuallyanythingyoulike,theyprovedthere,inanarmyconstantlystrengtheningbythearrivalofnewrecruits。Inthatcharmedapartment,themostcomplicatedsocialquestionswerecastup,gotintoexacttotals,andfinallysettled-ifthoseconcernedcouldonlyhavebeenbroughttoknowit。Asifanastronomicalobservatoryshouldbemadewithoutanywindows,andtheastronomerwithinshouldarrangethestarryuniversesolelybypen,ink,andpaper,soMr。Gradgrind,inhisObservatoryandtherearemanylikeit,hadnoneedtocastaneyeupontheteemingmyriadsofhumanbeingsaroundhim,butcouldsettlealltheirdestiniesonaslate,andwipeoutalltheirtearswithonedirtylittlebitofsponge。
TothisObservatory,then:asternroom,withadeadlystatisticalclockinit,whichmeasuredeverysecondwithabeatlikearapuponacoffin-lid;Louisarepairedontheappointedmorning。A
windowlookedtowardsCoketown;andwhenshesatdownnearherfather\'stable,shesawthehighchimneysandthelongtractsofsmokeloomingintheheavydistancegloomily。
\'MydearLouisa,\'saidherfather,\'Ipreparedyoulastnighttogivemeyourseriousattentionintheconversationwearenowgoingtohavetogether。Youhavebeensowelltrained,andyoudo,Iamhappytosay,somuchjusticetotheeducationyouhavereceived,thatIhaveperfectconfidenceinyourgoodsense。Youarenotimpulsive,youarenotromantic,youareaccustomedtovieweverythingfromthestrongdispassionategroundofreasonandcalculation。Fromthatgroundalone,IknowyouwillviewandconsiderwhatIamgoingtocommunicate。\'
Hewaited,asifhewouldhavebeengladthatshesaidsomething。
Butshesaidneveraword。
\'Louisa,mydear,youarethesubjectofaproposalofmarriagethathasbeenmadetome。\'
Againhewaited,andagainsheanswerednotoneword。Thissofarsurprisedhim,astoinducehimgentlytorepeat,\'aproposalofmarriage,mydear。\'Towhichshereturned,withoutanyvisibleemotionwhatever:
\'Ihearyou,father。Iamattending,Iassureyou。\'
\'Well!\'saidMr。Gradgrind,breakingintoasmile,afterbeingforthemomentataloss,\'youareevenmoredispassionatethanI
expected,Louisa。Or,perhaps,youarenotunpreparedfortheannouncementIhaveitinchargetomake?\'
\'Icannotsaythat,father,untilIhearit。Preparedorunprepared,Iwishtohearitallfromyou。Iwishtohearyoustateittome,father。\'
Strangetorelate,Mr。Gradgrindwasnotsocollectedatthismomentashisdaughterwas。Hetookapaper-knifeinhishand,turneditover,laiditdown,tookitupagain,andeventhenhadtolookalongthebladeofit,consideringhowtogoon。
\'Whatyousay,mydearLouisa,isperfectlyreasonable。Ihaveundertakenthentoletyouknowthat-inshort,thatMr。Bounderbyhasinformedmethathehaslongwatchedyourprogresswithparticularinterestandpleasure,andhaslonghopedthatthetimemightultimatelyarrivewhenheshouldofferyouhishandinmarriage。Thattime,towhichhehassolong,andcertainlywithgreatconstancy,lookedforward,isnowcome。Mr。Bounderbyhasmadehisproposalofmarriagetome,andhasentreatedmetomakeitknowntoyou,andtoexpresshishopethatyouwilltakeitintoyourfavourableconsideration。\'
Silencebetweenthem。Thedeadlystatisticalclockveryhollow。
Thedistantsmokeveryblackandheavy。
\'Father,\'saidLouisa,\'doyouthinkIloveMr。Bounderby?\'
Mr。Gradgrindwasextremelydiscomfitedbythisunexpectedquestion。\'Well,mychild,\'hereturned,\'I-really-cannottakeuponmyselftosay。\'
\'Father,\'pursuedLouisainexactlythesamevoiceasbefore,\'doyouaskmetoloveMr。Bounderby?\'
\'MydearLouisa,no。No。Iasknothing。\'
\'Father,\'shestillpursued,\'doesMr。Bounderbyaskmetolovehim?\'
\'Really,mydear,\'saidMr。Gradgrind,\'itisdifficulttoansweryourquestion-\'
\'Difficulttoanswerit,YesorNo,father?
\'Certainly,mydear。Because;\'herewassomethingtodemonstrate,anditsethimupagain;\'becausethereplydependssomaterially,Louisa,onthesenseinwhichweusetheexpression。Now,Mr。
Bounderbydoesnotdoyoutheinjustice,anddoesnotdohimselftheinjustice,ofpretendingtoanythingfanciful,fantastic,orI
amusingsynonymoustermssentimental。Mr。Bounderbywouldhaveseenyougrowupunderhiseyes,toverylittlepurpose,ifhecouldsofarforgetwhatisduetoyourgoodsense,nottosaytohis,astoaddressyoufromanysuchground。Therefore,perhapstheexpressionitself-Imerelysuggestthistoyou,mydear-maybealittlemisplaced。\'
\'Whatwouldyouadvisemetouseinitsstead,father?\'
\'Why,mydearLouisa,\'saidMr。Gradgrind,completelyrecoveredbythistime,\'Iwouldadviseyousinceyouaskmetoconsiderthisquestion,asyouhavebeenaccustomedtoconsidereveryotherquestion,simplyasoneoftangibleFact。Theignorantandthegiddymayembarrasssuchsubjectswithirrelevantfancies,andotherabsurditiesthathavenoexistence,properlyviewed-reallynoexistence-butitisnocomplimenttoyoutosay,thatyouknowbetter。Now,whataretheFactsofthiscase?Youare,wewillsayinroundnumbers,twentyyearsofage;Mr。Bounderbyis,wewillsayinroundnumbers,fifty。Thereissomedisparityinyourrespectiveyears,butinyourmeansandpositionsthereisnone;onthecontrary,thereisagreatsuitability。Thenthequestionarises,Isthisonedisparitysufficienttooperateasabartosuchamarriage?Inconsideringthisquestion,itisnotunimportanttotakeintoaccountthestatisticsofmarriage,sofarastheyhaveyetbeenobtained,inEnglandandWales。Ifind,onreferencetothefigures,thatalargeproportionofthesemarriagesarecontractedbetweenpartiesofveryunequalages,andthattheelderofthesecontractingpartiesis,inrathermorethanthree-fourthsoftheseinstances,thebridegroom。Itisremarkableasshowingthewideprevalenceofthislaw,thatamongthenativesoftheBritishpossessionsinIndia,alsoinaconsiderablepartofChina,andamongtheCalmucksofTartary,thebestmeansofcomputationyetfurnishedusbytravellers,yieldsimilarresults。
ThedisparityIhavementioned,therefore,almostceasestobedisparity,andvirtuallyallbutdisappears。\'
\'Whatdoyourecommend,father,\'askedLouisa,herreservedcomposurenotintheleastaffectedbythesegratifyingresults,\'thatIshouldsubstituteforthetermIusedjustnow?Forthemisplacedexpression?\'
\'Louisa,\'returnedherfather,\'itappearstomethatnothingcanbeplainer。ConfiningyourselfrigidlytoFact,thequestionofFactyoustatetoyourselfis:DoesMr。Bounderbyaskmetomarryhim?Yes,hedoes。Thesoleremainingquestionthenis:ShallI
marryhim?Ithinknothingcanbeplainerthanthat?\'
\'ShallImarryhim?\'repeatedLouisa,withgreatdeliberation。
\'Precisely。Anditissatisfactorytome,asyourfather,mydearLouisa,toknowthatyoudonotcometotheconsiderationofthatquestionwiththeprevioushabitsofmind,andhabitsoflife,thatbelongtomanyyoungwomen。\'
\'No,father,\'shereturned,\'Idonot。\'
\'Inowleaveyoutojudgeforyourself,\'saidMr。Gradgrind。\'I
havestatedthecase,assuchcasesareusuallystatedamongpracticalminds;Ihavestatedit,asthecaseofyourmotherandmyselfwasstatedinitstime。Therest,mydearLouisa,isforyoutodecide。\'
Fromthebeginning,shehadsatlookingathimfixedly。Ashenowleanedbackinhischair,andbenthisdeep-seteyesuponherinhisturn,perhapshemighthaveseenonewaveringmomentinher,whenshewasimpelledtothrowherselfuponhisbreast,andgivehimthepent-upconfidencesofherheart。But,toseeit,hemusthaveoverleapedataboundtheartificialbarriershehadformanyyearsbeenerecting,betweenhimselfandallthosesubtleessencesofhumanitywhichwilleludetheutmostcunningofalgebrauntilthelasttrumpetevertobesoundedshallblowevenalgebratowreck。Thebarriersweretoomanyandtoohighforsuchaleap。
Withhisunbending,utilitarian,matter-of-factface,hehardenedheragain;andthemomentshotawayintotheplumblessdepthsofthepast,tominglewithallthelostopportunitiesthataredrownedthere。
Removinghereyesfromhim,shesatsolonglookingsilentlytowardsthetown,thathesaid,atlength:\'AreyouconsultingthechimneysoftheCoketownworks,Louisa?\'
\'Thereseemstobenothingtherebutlanguidandmonotonoussmoke。
Yetwhenthenightcomes,Fireburstsout,father!\'sheanswered,turningquickly。
\'OfcourseIknowthat,Louisa。Idonotseetheapplicationoftheremark。\'Todohimjusticehedidnot,atall。
Shepasseditawaywithaslightmotionofherhand,andconcentratingherattentionuponhimagain,said,\'Father,Ihaveoftenthoughtthatlifeisveryshort。\'-Thiswassodistinctlyoneofhissubjectsthatheinterposed。
\'Itisshort,nodoubt,mydear。Still,theaveragedurationofhumanlifeisprovedtohaveincreasedoflateyears。Thecalculationsofvariouslifeassuranceandannuityoffices,amongotherfigureswhichcannotgowrong,haveestablishedthefact。\'
\'Ispeakofmyownlife,father。\'
\'Oindeed?Still,\'saidMr。Gradgrind,\'Ineednotpointouttoyou,Louisa,thatitisgovernedbythelawswhichgovernlivesintheaggregate。\'
\'Whileitlasts,IwouldwishtodothelittleIcan,andthelittleIamfitfor。Whatdoesitmatter?\'
Mr。Gradgrindseemedratheratalosstounderstandthelastfourwords;replying,\'How,matter?Whatmatter,mydear?\'
\'Mr。Bounderby,\'shewentoninasteady,straightway,withoutregardingthis,\'asksmetomarryhim。ThequestionIhavetoaskmyselfis,shallImarryhim?Thatisso,father,isitnot?Youhavetoldmeso,father。Haveyounot?\'
\'Certainly,mydear。\'
\'Letitbeso。SinceMr。Bounderbylikestotakemethus,Iamsatisfiedtoaccepthisproposal。Tellhim,father,assoonasyouplease,thatthiswasmyanswer。Repeatit,wordforword,ifyoucan,becauseIshouldwishhimtoknowwhatIsaid。\'
\'Itisquiteright,mydear,\'retortedherfatherapprovingly,\'tobeexact。Iwillobserveyourveryproperrequest。Haveyouanywishinreferencetotheperiodofyourmarriage,mychild?\'
\'None,father。Whatdoesitmatter!\'
Mr。Gradgrindhaddrawnhischairalittlenearertoher,andtakenherhand。But,herrepetitionofthesewordsseemedtostrikewithsomelittlediscordonhisear。Hepausedtolookather,and,stillholdingherhand,said:
\'Louisa,Ihavenotconsidereditessentialtoaskyouonequestion,becausethepossibilityimpliedinitappearedtometobetooremote。ButperhapsIoughttodoso。Youhaveneverentertainedinsecretanyotherproposal?\'
\'Father,\'shereturned,almostscornfully,\'whatotherproposalcanhavebeenmadetome?WhomhaveIseen?WherehaveIbeen?Whataremyheart\'sexperiences?\'
\'MydearLouisa,\'returnedMr。Gradgrind,reassuredandsatisfied。
\'Youcorrectmejustly。Imerelywishedtodischargemyduty。\'
\'WhatdoIknow,father,\'saidLouisainherquietmanner,\'oftastesandfancies;ofaspirationsandaffections;ofallthatpartofmynatureinwhichsuchlightthingsmighthavebeennourished?
WhatescapehaveIhadfromproblemsthatcouldbedemonstrated,andrealitiesthatcouldbegrasped?\'Asshesaidit,sheunconsciouslyclosedherhand,asifuponasolidobject,andslowlyopeneditasthoughshewerereleasingdustorash。
\'Mydear,\'assentedhereminentlypracticalparent,\'quitetrue,quitetrue。\'
\'Why,father,\'shepursued,\'whatastrangequestiontoaskme!
Thebaby-preferencethatevenIhaveheardofascommonamongchildren,hasneverhaditsinnocentresting-placeinmybreast。
Youhavebeensocarefulofme,thatIneverhadachild\'sheart。
Youhavetrainedmesowell,thatIneverdreamedachild\'sdream。
Youhavedealtsowiselywithme,father,frommycradletothishour,thatIneverhadachild\'sbelieforachild\'sfear。\'
Mr。Gradgrindwasquitemovedbyhissuccess,andbythistestimonytoit。\'MydearLouisa,\'saidhe,\'youabundantlyrepaymycare。
Kissme,mydeargirl。\'
So,hisdaughterkissedhim。Detainingherinhisembrace,hesaid,\'Imayassureyounow,myfavouritechild,thatIammadehappybythesounddecisionatwhichyouhavearrived。Mr。
Bounderbyisaveryremarkableman;andwhatlittledisparitycanbesaidtoexistbetweenyou-ifany-ismorethancounterbalancedbythetoneyourmindhasacquired。Ithasalwaysbeenmyobjectsotoeducateyou,asthatyoumight,whilestillinyourearlyyouth,beifImaysoexpressmyselfalmostanyage。
Kissmeoncemore,Louisa。Now,letusgoandfindyourmother。\'
Accordingly,theywentdowntothedrawing-room,wheretheesteemedladywithnononsenseabouther,wasrecumbentasusual,whileSissyworkedbesideher。Shegavesomefeeblesignsofreturninganimationwhentheyentered,andpresentlythefainttransparencywaspresentedinasittingattitude。
\'Mrs。Gradgrind,\'saidherhusband,whohadwaitedfortheachievementofthisfeatwithsomeimpatience,\'allowmetopresenttoyouMrs。Bounderby。\'
\'Oh!\'saidMrs。Gradgrind,\'soyouhavesettledit!Well,I\'msureIhopeyourhealthmaybegood,Louisa;forifyourheadbeginstosplitassoonasyouaremarried,whichwasthecasewithmine,I
cannotconsiderthatyouaretobeenvied,thoughIhavenodoubtyouthinkyouare,asallgirlsdo。However,Igiveyoujoy,mydear-andIhopeyoumaynowturnallyourologicalstudiestogoodaccount,IamsureIdo!Imustgiveyouakissofcongratulation,Louisa;butdon\'ttouchmyrightshoulder,forthere\'ssomethingrunningdownitalldaylong。Andnowyousee,\'
whimperedMrs。Gradgrind,adjustinghershawlsaftertheaffectionateceremony,\'Ishallbeworryingmyself,morning,noon,andnight,toknowwhatIamtocallhim!\'
\'Mrs。Gradgrind,\'saidherhusband,solemnly,\'whatdoyoumean?\'
\'WhateverIamtocallhim,Mr。Gradgrind,whenheismarriedtoLouisa!Imustcallhimsomething。It\'simpossible,\'saidMrs。
Gradgrind,withamingledsenseofpolitenessandinjury,\'tobeconstantlyaddressinghimandnevergivinghimaname。IcannotcallhimJosiah,forthenameisinsupportabletome。Youyourselfwouldn\'thearofJoe,youverywellknow。AmItocallmyownson-
in-law,Mister!Not,Ibelieve,unlessthetimehasarrivedwhen,asaninvalid,Iamtobetrampleduponbymyrelations。Then,whatamItocallhim!\'
Nobodypresenthavinganysuggestiontoofferintheremarkableemergency,Mrs。Gradgrinddepartedthislifeforthetimebeing,afterdeliveringthefollowingcodiciltoherremarksalreadyexecuted:
\'Astothewedding,allIask,Louisa,is,-andIaskitwithaflutteringinmychest,whichactuallyextendstothesolesofmyfeet,-thatitmaytakeplacesoon。Otherwise,IknowitisoneofthosesubjectsIshallneverhearthelastof。\'
WhenMr。GradgrindhadpresentedMrs。Bounderby,Sissyhadsuddenlyturnedherhead,andlooked,inwonder,inpity,insorrow,indoubt,inamultitudeofemotions,towardsLouisa。Louisahadknownit,andseenit,withoutlookingather。Fromthatmomentshewasimpassive,proudandcold-heldSissyatadistance-
changedtoheraltogether。
CHAPTERXVI-HUSBANDANDWIFE
MR。BOUNDERBY\'Sfirstdisquietudeonhearingofhishappiness,wasoccasionedbythenecessityofimpartingittoMrs。Sparsit。Hecouldnotmakeuphismindhowtodothat,orwhattheconsequencesofthestepmightbe。Whethershewouldinstantlydepart,bagandbaggage,toLadyScadgers,orwouldpositivelyrefusetobudgefromthepremises;whethershewouldbeplaintiveorabusive,tearfulortearing;whethershewouldbreakherheart,orbreakthelooking-
glass;Mr。Bounderbycouldnotallforesee。However,asitmustbedone,hehadnochoicebuttodoit;so,afterattemptingseveralletters,andfailinginthemall,heresolvedtodoitbywordofmouth。
Onhiswayhome,ontheeveninghesetasideforthismomentouspurpose,hetooktheprecautionofsteppingintoachemist\'sshopandbuyingabottleoftheverystrongestsmelling-salts。\'ByGeorge!\'saidMr。Bounderby,\'ifshetakesitinthefaintingway,I\'llhavetheskinoffhernose,atallevents!\'But,inspiteofbeingthusforearmed,heenteredhisownhousewithanythingbutacourageousair;andappearedbeforetheobjectofhismisgivings,likeadogwhowasconsciousofcomingdirectfromthepantry。
\'Goodevening,Mr。Bounderby!\'
\'Goodevening,ma\'am,goodevening。\'Hedrewuphischair,andMrs。Sparsitdrewbackhers,aswhoshouldsay,\'Yourfireside,sir。Ifreelyadmitit。Itisforyoutooccupyitall,ifyouthinkproper。\'
\'Don\'tgototheNorthPole,ma\'am!\'saidMr。Bounderby。
\'Thankyou,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,andreturned,thoughshortofherformerposition。
Mr。Bounderbysatlookingather,as,withthepointsofastiff,sharppairofscissors,shepickedoutholesforsomeinscrutableornamentalpurpose,inapieceofcambric。Anoperationwhich,takeninconnexionwiththebushyeyebrowsandtheRomannose,suggestedwithsomelivelinesstheideaofahawkengagedupontheeyesofatoughlittlebird。Shewassosteadfastlyoccupied,thatmanyminuteselapsedbeforeshelookedupfromherwork;whenshedidsoMr。Bounderbybespokeherattentionwithahitchofhishead。
\'Mrs。Sparsit,ma\'am,\'saidMr。Bounderby,puttinghishandsinhispockets,andassuringhimselfwithhisrighthandthatthecorkofthelittlebottlewasreadyforuse,\'Ihavenooccasiontosaytoyou,thatyouarenotonlyaladybornandbred,butadevilishsensiblewoman。\'
\'Sir,\'returnedthelady,\'thisisindeednotthefirsttimethatyouhavehonouredmewithsimilarexpressionsofyourgoodopinion。\'
\'Mrs。Sparsit,ma\'am,\'saidMr。Bounderby,\'Iamgoingtoastonishyou。\'
\'Yes,sir?\'returnedMrs。Sparsit,interrogatively,andinthemosttranquilmannerpossible。Shegenerallyworemittens,andshenowlaiddownherwork,andsmoothedthosemittens。
\'Iamgoing,ma\'am,\'saidBounderby,\'tomarryTomGradgrind\'sdaughter。\'
\'Yes,sir,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit。\'Ihopeyoumaybehappy,Mr。
Bounderby。Oh,indeedIhopeyoumaybehappy,sir!\'Andshesaiditwithsuchgreatcondescensionaswellaswithsuchgreatcompassionforhim,thatBounderby,-farmoredisconcertedthanifshehadthrownherworkboxatthemirror,orswoonedonthehearthrug,-corkedupthesmelling-saltstightinhispocket,andthought,\'Nowconfoundthiswoman,whocouldhaveevenguessedthatshewouldtakeitinthisway!\'
\'Iwishwithallmyheart,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,inahighlysuperiormanner;somehowsheseemed,inamoment,tohaveestablishedarighttopityhimeverafterwards;\'thatyoumaybeinallrespectsveryhappy。\'
\'Well,ma\'am,\'returnedBounderby,withsomeresentmentinhistone:whichwasclearlylowered,thoughinspiteofhimself,\'Iamobligedtoyou。IhopeIshallbe。\'
\'Doyou,sir!\'saidMrs。Sparsit,withgreataffability。\'Butnaturallyyoudo;ofcourseyoudo。\'
AveryawkwardpauseonMr。Bounderby\'spart,succeeded。Mrs。
Sparsitsedatelyresumedherworkandoccasionallygaveasmallcough,whichsoundedlikethecoughofconsciousstrengthandforbearance。
\'Well,ma\'am,\'resumedBounderby,\'underthesecircumstances,I
imagineitwouldnotbeagreeabletoacharacterlikeyourstoremainhere,thoughyouwouldbeverywelcomehere。\'
\'Oh,dearno,sir,Icouldonnoaccountthinkofthat!\'Mrs。
Sparsitshookherhead,stillinherhighlysuperiormanner,andalittlechangedthesmallcough-coughingnow,asifthespiritofprophecyrosewithinher,buthadbetterbecougheddown。
\'However,ma\'am,\'saidBounderby,\'thereareapartmentsattheBank,whereabornandbredlady,askeeperoftheplace,wouldberatheracatchthanotherwise;andifthesameterms-\'
\'Ibegyourpardon,sir。Youweresogoodastopromisethatyouwouldalwayssubstitutethephrase,annualcompliment。\'
\'Well,ma\'am,annualcompliment。Ifthesameannualcomplimentwouldbeacceptablethere,why,Iseenothingtopartus,unlessyoudo。\'
\'Sir,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit。\'Theproposalislikeyourself,andifthepositionIshallassumeattheBankisonethatIcouldoccupywithoutdescendinglowerinthesocialscale-\'
\'Why,ofcourseitis,\'saidBounderby。\'Ifitwasnot,ma\'am,youdon\'tsupposethatIshouldofferittoaladywhohasmovedinthesocietyyouhavemovedin。NotthatIcareforsuchsociety,youknow!Butyoudo。\'
\'Mr。Bounderby,youareveryconsiderate。\'
\'You\'llhaveyourownprivateapartments,andyou\'llhaveyourcoalsandyourcandles,andalltherestofit,andyou\'llhaveyourmaidtoattenduponyou,andyou\'llhaveyourlightportertoprotectyou,andyou\'llbewhatItakethelibertyofconsideringpreciouscomfortable,\'saidBounderby。
\'Sir,\'rejoinedMrs。Sparsit,\'saynomore。Inyieldingupmytrusthere,Ishallnotbefreedfromthenecessityofeatingthebreadofdependence:\'shemighthavesaidthesweetbread,forthatdelicatearticleinasavourybrownsaucewasherfavouritesupper:
\'andIwouldratherreceiveitfromyourhand,thanfromanyother。
Therefore,sir,Iacceptyouroffergratefully,andwithmanysincereacknowledgmentsforpastfavours。AndIhope,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,concludinginanimpressivelycompassionatemanner,\'IfondlyhopethatMissGradgrindmaybeallyoudesire,anddeserve!\'
NothingmovedMrs。Sparsitfromthatpositionanymore。ItwasinvainforBounderbytoblusterortoasserthimselfinanyofhisexplosiveways;Mrs。Sparsitwasresolvedtohavecompassiononhim,asaVictim。Shewaspolite,obliging,cheerful,hopeful;
but,themorepolite,themoreobliging,themorecheerful,themorehopeful,themoreexemplaryaltogether,she;theforlornerSacrificeandVictim,he。Shehadthattendernessforhismelancholyfate,thathisgreatredcountenanceusedtobreakoutintocoldperspirationswhenshelookedathim。
Meanwhilethemarriagewasappointedtobesolemnizedineightweeks\'time,andMr。BounderbywenteveryeveningtoStoneLodgeasanacceptedwooer。Lovewasmadeontheseoccasionsintheformofbracelets;and,onalloccasionsduringtheperiodofbetrothal,tookamanufacturingaspect。Dressesweremade,jewellerywasmade,cakesandglovesweremade,settlementsweremade,andanextensiveassortmentofFactsdidappropriatehonourtothecontract。ThebusinesswasallFact,fromfirsttolast。TheHoursdidnotgothroughanyofthoserosyperformances,whichfoolishpoetshaveascribedtothematsuchtimes;neitherdidtheclocksgoanyfaster,oranyslower,thanatotherseasons。ThedeadlystatisticalrecorderintheGradgrindobservatoryknockedeverysecondontheheadasitwasborn,andburieditwithhisaccustomedregularity。
Sothedaycame,asallotherdayscometopeoplewhowillonlysticktoreason;andwhenitcame,thereweremarriedinthechurchofthefloridwoodenlegs-thatpopularorderofarchitecture-
JosiahBounderbyEsquireofCoketown,toLouisaeldestdaughterofThomasGradgrindEsquireofStoneLodge,M。P。forthatborough。
Andwhentheywereunitedinholymatrimony,theywenthometobreakfastatStoneLodgeaforesaid。
Therewasanimprovingpartyassembledontheauspiciousoccasion,whoknewwhateverythingtheyhadtoeatanddrinkwasmadeof,andhowitwasimportedorexported,andinwhatquantities,andinwhatbottoms,whethernativeorforeign,andallaboutit。Thebridesmaids,downtolittleJaneGradgrind,were,inanintellectualpointofview,fithelpmatesforthecalculatingboy;
andtherewasnononsenseaboutanyofthecompany。
Afterbreakfast,thebridegroomaddressedtheminthefollowingterms:
\'Ladiesandgentlemen,IamJosiahBounderbyofCoketown。Sinceyouhavedonemywifeandmyselfthehonourofdrinkingourhealthsandhappiness,IsupposeImustacknowledgethesame;though,asyouallknowme,andknowwhatIam,andwhatmyextractionwas,youwon\'texpectaspeechfromamanwho,whenheseesaPost,says\"that\'saPost,\"andwhenheseesaPump,says\"that\'saPump,\"andisnottobegottocallaPostaPump,oraPumpaPost,oreitherofthemaToothpick。Ifyouwantaspeechthismorning,myfriendandfather-in-law,TomGradgrind,isaMemberofParliament,andyouknowwheretogetit。Iamnotyourman。However,ifIfeelalittleindependentwhenIlookaroundthistableto-day,andreflecthowlittleIthoughtofmarryingTomGradgrind\'sdaughterwhenIwasaraggedstreet-boy,whoneverwashedhisfaceunlessitwasatapump,andthatnotoftenerthanonceafortnight,IhopeI
maybeexcused。So,Ihopeyoulikemyfeelingindependent;ifyoudon\'t,Ican\'thelpit。Idofeelindependent。NowIhavementioned,andyouhavementioned,thatIamthisdaymarriedtoTomGradgrind\'sdaughter。Iamverygladtobeso。Ithaslongbeenmywishtobeso。Ihavewatchedherbringing-up,andI
believesheisworthyofme。Atthesametime-nottodeceiveyou-IbelieveIamworthyofher。So,Ithankyou,onbothourparts,forthegood-willyouhaveshowntowardsus;andthebestwishIcangivetheunmarriedpartofthepresentcompany,isthis:
IhopeeverybachelormayfindasgoodawifeasIhavefound。AndIhopeeveryspinstermayfindasgoodahusbandasmywifehasfound。\'
Shortlyafterwhichoration,astheyweregoingonanuptialtriptoLyons,inorderthatMr。BounderbymighttaketheopportunityofseeinghowtheHandsgotoninthoseparts,andwhetherthey,too,requiredtobefedwithgoldspoons;thehappypairdepartedfortherailroad。Thebride,inpassingdown-stairs,dressedforherjourney,foundTomwaitingforher-flushed,eitherwithhisfeelings,orthevinouspartofthebreakfast。
\'Whatagamegirlyouare,tobesuchafirst-ratesister,Loo!\'
whisperedTom。
Sheclungtohimassheshouldhaveclungtosomefarbetternaturethatday,andwasalittleshakeninherreservedcomposureforthefirsttime。
\'OldBounderby\'squiteready,\'saidTom。\'Time\'sup。Good-bye!I
shallbeonthelook-outforyou,whenyoucomeback。Isay,mydearLoo!AN\'Tituncommonlyjollynow!\'
ENDOFTHEFIRSTBOOK
BOOKTHESECOND-REAPING
CHAPTERI-EFFECTSINTHEBANK
ASUNNYmidsummerday。Therewassuchathingsometimes,eveninCoketown。
Seenfromadistanceinsuchweather,Coketownlayshroudedinahazeofitsown,whichappearedimpervioustothesun\'srays。Youonlyknewthetownwasthere,becauseyouknewtherecouldhavebeennosuchsulkyblotchupontheprospectwithoutatown。Ablurofsootandsmoke,nowconfusedlytendingthisway,nowthatway,nowaspiringtothevaultofHeaven,nowmurkilycreepingalongtheearth,asthewindroseandfell,orchangeditsquarter:adenseformlessjumble,withsheetsofcrosslightinit,thatshowednothingbutmassesofdarkness:-Coketowninthedistancewassuggestiveofitself,thoughnotabrickofitcouldbeseen。
Thewonderwas,itwasthereatall。Ithadbeenruinedsooften,thatitwasamazinghowithadbornesomanyshocks。Surelythereneverwassuchfragilechina-wareasthatofwhichthemillersofCoketownweremade。Handlethemneversolightly,andtheyfelltopieceswithsucheasethatyoumightsuspectthemofhavingbeenflawedbefore。Theywereruined,whentheywererequiredtosendlabouringchildrentoschool;theywereruinedwheninspectorswereappointedtolookintotheirworks;theywereruined,whensuchinspectorsconsidereditdoubtfulwhethertheywerequitejustifiedinchoppingpeopleupwiththeirmachinery;theywereutterlyundone,whenitwashintedthatperhapstheyneednotalwaysmakequitesomuchsmoke。BesidesMr。Bounderby\'sgoldspoonwhichwasgenerallyreceivedinCoketown,anotherprevalentfictionwasverypopularthere。Ittooktheformofathreat。WheneveraCoketownerfelthewasill-used-thatistosay,wheneverhewasnotleftentirelyalone,anditwasproposedtoholdhimaccountablefortheconsequencesofanyofhisacts-hewassuretocomeoutwiththeawfulmenace,thathewould\'soonerpitchhispropertyintotheAtlantic。\'ThishadterrifiedtheHomeSecretarywithinaninchofhislife,onseveraloccasions。
However,theCoketownersweresopatrioticafterall,thattheyneverhadpitchedtheirpropertyintotheAtlanticyet,but,onthecontrary,hadbeenkindenoughtotakemightygoodcareofit。Sothereitwas,inthehazeyonder;anditincreasedandmultiplied。
Thestreetswerehotanddustyonthesummerday,andthesunwassobrightthatitevenshonethroughtheheavyvapourdroopingoverCoketown,andcouldnotbelookedatsteadily。Stokersemergedfromlowundergrounddoorwaysintofactoryyards,andsatonsteps,andposts,andpalings,wipingtheirswarthyvisages,andcontemplatingcoals。Thewholetownseemedtobefryinginoil。
Therewasastiflingsmellofhotoileverywhere。Thesteam-
enginesshonewithit,thedressesoftheHandsweresoiledwithit,themillsthroughouttheirmanystoriesoozedandtrickledit。
TheatmosphereofthoseFairypalaceswaslikethebreathofthesimoom:andtheirinhabitants,wastingwithheat,toiledlanguidlyinthedesert。Butnotemperaturemadethemelancholymadelephantsmoremadormoresane。Theirwearisomeheadswentupanddownatthesamerate,inhotweatherandcold,wetweatheranddry,fairweatherandfoul。Themeasuredmotionoftheirshadowsonthewalls,wasthesubstituteCoketownhadtoshowfortheshadowsofrustlingwoods;while,forthesummerhumofinsects,itcouldoffer,alltheyearround,fromthedawnofMondaytothenightofSaturday,thewhirrofshaftsandwheels。
Drowsilytheywhirredallthroughthissunnyday,makingthepassengermoresleepyandmorehotashepassedthehummingwallsofthemills。Sun-blinds,andsprinklingsofwater,alittlecooledthemainstreetsandtheshops;butthemills,andthecourtsandalleys,bakedatafierceheat。Downupontheriverthatwasblackandthickwithdye,someCoketownboyswhowereatlarge-araresightthere-rowedacrazyboat,whichmadeaspumoustrackuponthewaterasitjoggedalong,whileeverydipofanoarstirredupvilesmells。Butthesunitself,howeverbeneficent,generally,waslesskindtoCoketownthanhardfrost,andrarelylookedintentlyintoanyofitscloserregionswithoutengenderingmoredeaththanlife。SodoestheeyeofHeavenitselfbecomeanevileye,whenincapableorsordidhandsareinterposedbetweenitandthethingsitlooksupontobless。
Mrs。SparsitsatinherafternoonapartmentattheBank,ontheshadiersideofthefryingstreet。Office-hourswereover:andatthatperiodoftheday,inwarmweather,sheusuallyembellishedwithhergenteelpresence,amanagerialboard-roomoverthepublicoffice。Herownprivatesitting-roomwasastoryhigher,atthewindowofwhichpostofobservationshewasready,everymorning,togreetMr。Bounderby,ashecameacrosstheroad,withthesympathizingrecognitionappropriatetoaVictim。Hehadbeenmarriednowayear;andMrs。Sparsithadneverreleasedhimfromherdeterminedpityamoment。
TheBankofferednoviolencetothewholesomemonotonyofthetown。
Itwasanotherredbrickhouse,withblackoutsideshutters,greeninsideblinds,ablackstreet-dooruptwowhitesteps,abrazendoor-plate,andabrazendoor-handlefullstop。ItwasasizelargerthanMr。Bounderby\'shouse,asotherhouseswerefromasizetohalf-a-dozensizessmaller;inallotherparticulars,itwasstrictlyaccordingtopattern。
Mrs。Sparsitwasconsciousthatbycomingintheevening-tideamongthedesksandwritingimplements,sheshedafeminine,nottosayalsoaristocratic,graceupontheoffice。Seated,withherneedleworkornettingapparatus,atthewindow,shehadaself-
laudatorysenseofcorrecting,byherladylikedeportment,therudebusinessaspectoftheplace。Withthisimpressionofherinterestingcharacteruponher,Mrs。Sparsitconsideredherself,insomesort,theBankFairy。Thetownspeoplewho,intheirpassingandrepassing,sawherthere,regardedherastheBankDragonkeepingwatchoverthetreasuresofthemine。
Whatthosetreasureswere,Mrs。Sparsitknewaslittleastheydid。
Goldandsilvercoin,preciouspaper,secretsthatifdivulgedwouldbringvaguedestructionuponvaguepersonsgenerally,however,peoplewhomshedisliked,werethechiefitemsinheridealcataloguethereof。Fortherest,sheknewthatafteroffice-
hours,shereignedsupremeoveralltheofficefurniture,andoveralocked-upironroomwiththreelocks,againstthedoorofwhichstrongchamberthelightporterlaidhisheadeverynight,onatrucklebed,thatdisappearedatcockcrow。Further,shewasladyparamountovercertainvaultsinthebasement,sharplyspikedofffromcommunicationwiththepredatoryworld;andovertherelicsofthecurrentday\'swork,consistingofblotsofink,worn-outpens,fragmentsofwafers,andscrapsofpapertornsosmall,thatnothinginterestingcouldeverbedecipheredonthemwhenMrs。
Sparsittried。Lastly,shewasguardianoveralittlearmouryofcutlassesandcarbines,arrayedinvengefulorderaboveoneoftheofficialchimney-pieces;andoverthatrespectabletraditionnevertobeseparatedfromaplaceofbusinessclaimingtobewealthy-arowoffire-buckets-vesselscalculatedtobeofnophysicalutilityonanyoccasion,butobservedtoexerciseafinemoralinfluence,almostequaltobullion,onmostbeholders。
Adeafserving-womanandthelightportercompletedMrs。Sparsit\'sempire。Thedeafserving-womanwasrumouredtobewealthy;andasayinghadforyearsgoneaboutamongthelowerordersofCoketown,thatshewouldbemurderedsomenightwhentheBankwasshut,forthesakeofhermoney。Itwasgenerallyconsidered,indeed,thatshehadbeenduesometime,andoughttohavefallenlongago;butshehadkeptherlife,andhersituation,withanill-conditionedtenacitythatoccasionedmuchoffenceanddisappointment。
Mrs。Sparsit\'steawasjustsetforheronapertlittletable,withitstripodoflegsinanattitude,whichsheinsinuatedafteroffice-hours,intothecompanyofthestern,leathern-topped,longboard-tablethatbestrodethemiddleoftheroom。Thelightporterplacedthetea-trayonit,knucklinghisforeheadasaformofhomage。
\'Thankyou,Bitzer,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Thankyou,ma\'am,\'returnedthelightporter。Hewasaverylightporterindeed;aslightasinthedayswhenheblinkinglydefinedahorse,forgirlnumbertwenty。
\'Allisshutup,Bitzer?\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Allisshutup,ma\'am。\'
\'Andwhat,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,pouringouthertea,\'isthenewsoftheday?Anything?\'
\'Well,ma\'am,Ican\'tsaythatIhaveheardanythingparticular。
Ourpeopleareabadlot,ma\'am;butthatisnonews,unfortunately。\'
\'Whataretherestlesswretchesdoingnow?\'askedMrs。Sparsit。
\'Merelygoingonintheoldway,ma\'am。Uniting,andleaguing,andengagingtostandbyoneanother。\'
\'Itismuchtoberegretted,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,makinghernosemoreRomanandhereyebrowsmoreCoriolanianinthestrengthofherseverity,\'thattheunitedmastersallowofanysuchclass-
combinations。\'
\'Yes,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer。
\'Beingunitedthemselves,theyoughtoneandalltosettheirfacesagainstemployinganymanwhoisunitedwithanyotherman,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Theyhavedonethat,ma\'am,\'returnedBitzer;\'butitratherfellthrough,ma\'am。\'
\'Idonotpretendtounderstandthesethings,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,withdignity,\'mylothavingbeensignallycastinawidelydifferentsphere;andMr。Sparsit,asaPowler,beingalsoquiteoutofthepaleofanysuchdissensions。Ionlyknowthatthesepeoplemustbeconquered,andthatit\'shightimeitwasdone,onceforall。\'
\'Yes,ma\'am,\'returnedBitzer,withademonstrationofgreatrespectforMrs。Sparsit\'soracularauthority。\'Youcouldn\'tputitclearer,Iamsure,ma\'am。\'
AsthiswashisusualhourforhavingalittleconfidentialchatwithMrs。Sparsit,andashehadalreadycaughthereyeandseenthatshewasgoingtoaskhimsomething,hemadeapretenceofarrangingtherulers,inkstands,andsoforth,whilethatladywentonwithhertea,glancingthroughtheopenwindow,downintothestreet。
\'Hasitbeenabusyday,Bitzer?\'askedMrs。Sparsit。
\'Notaverybusyday,mylady。Aboutanaverageday。\'Henowandthenslidedintomylady,insteadofma\'am,asaninvoluntaryacknowledgmentofMrs。Sparsit\'spersonaldignityandclaimstoreverence。
\'Theclerks,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,carefullybrushinganimperceptiblecrumbofbreadandbutterfromherleft-handmitten,\'aretrustworthy,punctual,andindustrious,ofcourse?\'
\'Yes,ma\'am,prettyfair,ma\'am。Withtheusualexception。\'
Heheldtherespectableofficeofgeneralspyandinformerintheestablishment,forwhichvolunteerservicehereceivedapresentatChristmas,overandabovehisweeklywage。Hehadgrownintoanextremelyclear-headed,cautious,prudentyoungman,whowassafetoriseintheworld。Hismindwassoexactlyregulated,thathehadnoaffectionsorpassions。Allhisproceedingsweretheresultofthenicestandcoldestcalculation;anditwasnotwithoutcausethatMrs。Sparsithabituallyobservedofhim,thathewasayoungmanofthesteadiestprincipleshehadeverknown。Havingsatisfiedhimself,onhisfather\'sdeath,thathismotherhadarightofsettlementinCoketown,thisexcellentyoungeconomisthadassertedthatrightforherwithsuchasteadfastadherencetotheprincipleofthecase,thatshehadbeenshutupintheworkhouseeversince。Itmustbeadmittedthatheallowedherhalfapoundofteaayear,whichwasweakinhim:first,becauseallgiftshaveaninevitabletendencytopauperisetherecipient,andsecondly,becausehisonlyreasonabletransactioninthatcommoditywouldhavebeentobuyitforaslittleashecouldpossiblygive,andsellitforasmuchashecouldpossiblyget;ithavingbeenclearlyascertainedbyphilosophersthatinthisiscomprisedthewholedutyofman-notapartofman\'sduty,butthewhole。
\'Prettyfair,ma\'am。Withtheusualexception,ma\'am,\'repeatedBitzer。
\'Ah-h!\'saidMrs。Sparsit,shakingherheadoverhertea-cup,andtakingalonggulp。
\'Mr。Thomas,ma\'am,IdoubtMr。Thomasverymuch,ma\'am,Idon\'tlikehiswaysatall。\'
\'Bitzer,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,inaveryimpressivemanner,\'doyourecollectmyhavingsaidanythingtoyourespectingnames?\'
\'Ibegyourpardon,ma\'am。It\'squitetruethatyoudidobjecttonamesbeingused,andthey\'realwaysbestavoided。\'
\'PleasetorememberthatIhaveachargehere,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,withherairofstate。\'Iholdatrusthere,Bitzer,underMr。
Bounderby。HoweverimprobablebothMr。Bounderbyandmyselfmighthavedeemedityearsago,thathewouldeverbecomemypatron,makingmeanannualcompliment,Icannotbutregardhiminthatlight。FromMr。BounderbyIhavereceivedeveryacknowledgmentofmysocialstation,andeveryrecognitionofmyfamilydescent,thatIcouldpossiblyexpect。More,farmore。Therefore,tomypatronIwillbescrupulouslytrue。AndIdonotconsider,Iwillnotconsider,Icannotconsider,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,withamostextensivestockonhandofhonourandmorality,\'thatIshouldbescrupulouslytrue,ifIallowednamestobementionedunderthisroof,thatareunfortunately-mostunfortunately-nodoubtofthat-connectedwithhis。\'
Bitzerknuckledhisforeheadagain,andagainbeggedpardon。
\'No,Bitzer,\'continuedMrs。Sparsit,\'sayanindividual,andI
willhearyou;sayMr。Thomas,andyoumustexcuseme。\'
\'Withtheusualexception,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,tryingback,\'ofanindividual。\'
\'Ah-h!\'Mrs。Sparsitrepeatedtheejaculation,theshakeoftheheadoverhertea-cup,andthelonggulp,astakinguptheconversationagainatthepointwhereithadbeeninterrupted。
\'Anindividual,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,\'hasneverbeenwhatheoughttohavebeen,sincehefirstcameintotheplace。Heisadissipated,extravagantidler。Heisnotworthhissalt,ma\'am。
Hewouldn\'tgetiteither,ifhehadn\'tafriendandrelationatcourt,ma\'am!\'
\'Ah-h!\'saidMrs。Sparsit,withanothermelancholyshakeofherhead。
\'Ionlyhope,ma\'am,\'pursuedBitzer,\'thathisfriendandrelationmaynotsupplyhimwiththemeansofcarryingon。Otherwise,ma\'am,weknowoutofwhosepocketthatmoneycomes。\'
\'Ah-h!\'sighedMrs。Sparsitagain,withanothermelancholyshakeofherhead。
\'Heistobepitied,ma\'am。ThelastpartyIhavealludedto,istobepitied,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer。
\'Yes,Bitzer,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。\'Ihavealwayspitiedthedelusion,always。\'
\'Astoanindividual,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,droppinghisvoiceanddrawingnearer,\'heisasimprovidentasanyofthepeopleinthistown。Andyouknowwhattheirimprovidenceis,ma\'am。Noonecouldwishtoknowitbetterthanaladyofyoureminencedoes。\'
\'Theywoulddowell,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit,\'totakeexamplebyyou,Bitzer。\'
\'Thankyou,ma\'am。But,sinceyoudorefertome,nowlookatme,ma\'am。Ihaveputbyalittle,ma\'am,already。ThatgratuitywhichIreceiveatChristmas,ma\'am:Inevertouchit。Idon\'tevengothelengthofmywages,thoughthey\'renothigh,ma\'am。
Whycan\'ttheydoasIhavedone,ma\'am?Whatonepersoncando,anothercando。\'
This,again,wasamongthefictionsofCoketown。Anycapitalistthere,whohadmadesixtythousandpoundsoutofsixpence,alwaysprofessedtowonderwhythesixtythousandnearestHandsdidn\'teachmakesixtythousandpoundsoutofsixpence,andmoreorlessreproachedthemeveryonefornotaccomplishingthelittlefeat。
WhatIdidyoucando。Whydon\'tyougoanddoit?
\'Astotheirwantingrecreations,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,\'it\'sstuffandnonsense。Idon\'twantrecreations。Ineverdid,andInevershall;Idon\'tlike\'em。Astotheircombiningtogether;therearemanyofthem,Ihavenodoubt,thatbywatchingandinformingupononeanothercouldearnatriflenowandthen,whetherinmoneyorgoodwill,andimprovetheirlivelihood。Then,whydon\'ttheyimproveit,ma\'am!It\'sthefirstconsiderationofarationalcreature,andit\'swhattheypretendtowant。\'
\'Pretendindeed!\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Iamsureweareconstantlyhearing,ma\'am,tillitbecomesquitenauseous,concerningtheirwivesandfamilies,\'saidBitzer。\'Whylookatme,ma\'am!Idon\'twantawifeandfamily。Whyshouldthey?\'
\'Becausetheyareimprovident,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Yes,ma\'am,\'returnedBitzer,\'that\'swhereitis。Iftheyweremoreprovidentandlessperverse,ma\'am,whatwouldtheydo?Theywouldsay,\"Whilemyhatcoversmyfamily,\"or\"whilemybonnetcoversmyfamily,\"-asthecasemightbe,ma\'am-\"Ihaveonlyonetofeed,andthat\'sthepersonImostliketofeed。\"\'
\'Tobesure,\'assentedMrs。Sparsit,eatingmuffin。
\'Thankyou,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,knucklinghisforeheadagain,inreturnforthefavourofMrs。Sparsit\'simprovingconversation。
\'Wouldyouwishalittlemorehotwater,ma\'am,oristhereanythingelsethatIcouldfetchyou?\'
\'Nothingjustnow,Bitzer。\'
\'Thankyou,ma\'am。Ishouldn\'twishtodisturbyouatyourmeals,ma\'am,particularlytea,knowingyourpartialityforit,\'saidBitzer,craningalittletolookoverintothestreetfromwherehestood;\'butthere\'sagentlemanbeenlookinguphereforaminuteorso,ma\'am,andhehascomeacrossasifhewasgoingtoknock。
Thatishisknock,ma\'am,nodoubt。\'
Hesteppedtothewindow;andlookingout,anddrawinginhisheadagain,confirmedhimselfwith,\'Yes,ma\'am。Wouldyouwishthegentlemantobeshownin,ma\'am?\'
\'Idon\'tknowwhoitcanbe,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,wipinghermouthandarranginghermittens。
\'Astranger,ma\'am,evidently。\'
\'WhatastrangercanwantattheBankatthistimeoftheevening,unlesshecomesuponsomebusinessforwhichheistoolate,I
don\'tknow,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,\'butIholdachargeinthisestablishmentfromMr。Bounderby,andIwillnevershrinkfromit。
IftoseehimisanypartofthedutyIhaveaccepted,Iwillseehim。Useyourowndiscretion,Bitzer。\'
Herethevisitor,allunconsciousofMrs。Sparsit\'smagnanimouswords,repeatedhisknocksoloudlythatthelightporterhasteneddowntoopenthedoor;whileMrs。Sparsittooktheprecautionofconcealingherlittletable,withallitsappliancesuponit,inacupboard,andthendecampedup-stairs,thatshemightappear,ifneedful,withthegreaterdignity。
\'Ifyouplease,ma\'am,thegentlemanwouldwishtoseeyou,\'saidBitzer,withhislighteyeatMrs。Sparsit\'skeyhole。So,Mrs。
Sparsit,whohadimprovedtheintervalbytouchinguphercap,tookherclassicalfeaturesdown-stairsagain,andenteredtheboard-
roominthemannerofaRomanmatrongoingoutsidethecitywallstotreatwithaninvadinggeneral。
Thevisitorhavingstrolledtothewindow,andbeingthenengagedinlookingcarelesslyout,wasasunmovedbythisimpressiveentryasmancouldpossiblybe。Hestoodwhistlingtohimselfwithallimaginablecoolness,withhishatstillon,andacertainairofexhaustionuponhim,inpartarisingfromexcessivesummer,andinpartfromexcessivegentility。Foritwastobeseenwithhalfaneyethathewasathoroughgentleman,madetothemodelofthetime;wearyofeverything,andputtingnomorefaithinanythingthanLucifer。
\'Ibelieve,sir,\'quothMrs。Sparsit,\'youwishedtoseeme。\'
\'Ibegyourpardon,\'hesaid,turningandremovinghishat;\'prayexcuseme。\'
\'Humph!\'thoughtMrs。Sparsit,asshemadeastatelybend。\'Fiveandthirty,good-looking,goodfigure,goodteeth,goodvoice,goodbreeding,well-dressed,darkhair,boldeyes。\'AllwhichMrs。
Sparsitobservedinherwomanlyway-liketheSultanwhoputhisheadinthepailofwater-merelyindippingdownandcomingupagain。
\'Pleasetobeseated,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'Thankyou。Allowme。\'Heplacedachairforher,butremainedhimselfcarelesslyloungingagainstthetable。\'Ileftmyservantattherailwaylookingaftertheluggage-veryheavytrainandvastquantityofitinthevan-andstrolledon,lookingaboutme。
Exceedinglyoddplace。Willyouallowmetoaskyouifit\'salwaysasblackasthis?\'
\'Ingeneralmuchblacker,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit,inheruncompromisingway。
\'Isitpossible!Excuseme:youarenotanative,Ithink?\'
\'No,sir,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit。\'Itwasoncemygoodorillfortune,asitmaybe-beforeIbecameawidow-tomoveinaverydifferentsphere。MyhusbandwasaPowler。\'
\'Begyourpardon,really!\'saidthestranger。\'Was-?\'
Mrs。Sparsitrepeated,\'APowler。\'
\'PowlerFamily,\'saidthestranger,afterreflectingafewmoments。
Mrs。Sparsitsignifiedassent。Thestrangerseemedalittlemorefatiguedthanbefore。
\'Youmustbeverymuchboredhere?\'wastheinferencehedrewfromthecommunication。
\'Iamtheservantofcircumstances,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,\'andI
havelongadaptedmyselftothegoverningpowerofmylife。\'
\'Veryphilosophical,\'returnedthestranger,\'andveryexemplaryandlaudable,and-\'Itseemedtobescarcelyworthhiswhiletofinishthesentence,soheplayedwithhiswatch-chainwearily。
\'MayIbepermittedtoask,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,\'towhatIamindebtedforthefavourof-\'
\'Assuredly,\'saidthestranger。\'Muchobligedtoyouforremindingme。IamthebearerofaletterofintroductiontoMr。Bounderby,thebanker。Walkingthroughthisextraordinarilyblacktown,whiletheyweregettingdinnerreadyatthehotel,IaskedafellowwhomImet;oneoftheworkingpeople;whoappearedtohavebeentakingashower-bathofsomethingfluffy,whichIassumetobetherawmaterial-\'
Mrs。Sparsitinclinedherhead。
\'-Rawmaterial-whereMr。Bounderby,thebanker,mightreside。
Uponwhich,mislednodoubtbythewordBanker,hedirectedmetotheBank。Factbeing,Ipresume,thatMr。BounderbytheBankerdoesnotresideintheedificeinwhichIhavethehonourofofferingthisexplanation?\'
\'No,sir,\'returnedMrs。Sparsit,\'hedoesnot。\'
\'Thankyou。Ihadnointentionofdeliveringmyletteratthepresentmoment,norhaveI。ButstrollingontotheBanktokilltime,andhavingthegoodfortunetoobserveatthewindow,\'
towardswhichhelanguidlywavedhishand,thenslightlybowed,\'aladyofaverysuperiorandagreeableappearance,IconsideredthatIcouldnotdobetterthantakethelibertyofaskingthatladywhereMr。BounderbytheBankerdoeslive。WhichIaccordinglyventure,withallsuitableapologies,todo。\'
Theinattentionandindolenceofhismannerweresufficientlyrelieved,toMrs。Sparsit\'sthinking,byacertaingallantryatease,whichofferedherhomagetoo。Herehewas,forinstance,atthismoment,allbutsittingonthetable,andyetlazilybendingoverher,asifheacknowledgedanattractioninherthatmadehercharming-inherway。
\'Banks,Iknow,arealwayssuspicious,andofficiallymustbe,\'
saidthestranger,whoselightnessandsmoothnessofspeechwerepleasantlikewise;suggestingmatterfarmoresensibleandhumorousthanitevercontained-whichwasperhapsashrewddeviceofthefounderofthisnumeroussect,whosoevermayhavebeenthatgreatman:\'thereforeImayobservethatmyletter-hereitis-isfromthememberforthisplace-Gradgrind-whomIhavehadthepleasureofknowinginLondon。\'
Mrs。Sparsitrecognizedthehand,intimatedthatsuchconfirmationwasquiteunnecessary,andgaveMr。Bounderby\'saddress,withallneedfulcluesanddirectionsinaid。
\'Thousandthanks,\'saidthestranger。\'OfcourseyouknowtheBankerwell?\'
\'Yes,sir,\'rejoinedMrs。Sparsit。\'Inmydependentrelationtowardshim,Ihaveknownhimtenyears。\'
\'Quiteaneternity!IthinkhemarriedGradgrind\'sdaughter?\'
\'Yes,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,suddenlycompressinghermouth,\'hehadthat-honour。\'
\'Theladyisquiteaphilosopher,Iamtold?\'
\'Indeed,sir,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。\'Isshe?\'
\'Excusemyimpertinentcuriosity,\'pursuedthestranger,flutteringoverMrs。Sparsit\'seyebrows,withapropitiatoryair,\'butyouknowthefamily,andknowtheworld。Iamabouttoknowthefamily,andmayhavemuchtodowiththem。Istheladysoveryalarming?Herfathergiveshersuchaportentouslyhard-headedreputation,thatIhaveaburningdesiretoknow。Issheabsolutelyunapproachable?Repellentlyandstunninglyclever?I
see,byyourmeaningsmile,youthinknot。Youhavepouredbalmintomyanxioussoul。Astoage,now。Forty?Fiveandthirty?\'
Mrs。Sparsitlaughedoutright。\'Achit,\'saidshe。\'Nottwentywhenshewasmarried。\'
\'Igiveyoumyhonour,Mrs。Powler,\'returnedthestranger,detachinghimselffromthetable,\'thatIneverwassoastonishedinmylife!\'
Itreallydidseemtoimpresshim,totheutmostextentofhiscapacityofbeingimpressed。Helookedathisinformantforfullaquarterofaminute,andappearedtohavethesurpriseinhismindallthetime。\'Iassureyou,Mrs。Powler,\'hethensaid,muchexhausted,\'thatthefather\'smannerpreparedmeforagrimandstonymaturity。Iamobligedtoyou,ofallthings,forcorrectingsoabsurdamistake。Prayexcusemyintrusion。Manythanks。Goodday!\'
Hebowedhimselfout;andMrs。Sparsit,hidinginthewindowcurtain,sawhimlanguishingdownthestreetontheshadysideoftheway,observedofallthetown。
\'Whatdoyouthinkofthegentleman,Bitzer?\'sheaskedthelightporter,whenhecametotakeaway。
\'Spendsadealofmoneyonhisdress,ma\'am。\'
\'Itmustbeadmitted,\'saidMrs。Sparsit,\'thatit\'sverytasteful。\'
\'Yes,ma\'am,\'returnedBitzer,\'ifthat\'sworththemoney。\'
\'Besideswhich,ma\'am,\'resumedBitzer,whilehewaspolishingthetable,\'helookstomeasifhegamed。\'
\'It\'simmoraltogame,\'saidMrs。Sparsit。
\'It\'sridiculous,ma\'am,\'saidBitzer,\'becausethechancesareagainsttheplayers。\'
WhetheritwasthattheheatpreventedMrs。Sparsitfromworking,orwhetheritwasthatherhandwasout,shedidnoworkthatnight。Shesatatthewindow,whenthesunbegantosinkbehindthesmoke;shesatthere,whenthesmokewasburningred,whenthecolourfadedfromit,whendarknessseemedtoriseslowlyoutoftheground,andcreepupward,upward,uptothehouse-tops,upthechurchsteeple,uptothesummitsofthefactorychimneys,uptothesky。Withoutacandleintheroom,Mrs。Sparsitsatatthewindow,withherhandsbeforeher,notthinkingmuchofthesoundsofevening;thewhoopingofboys,thebarkingofdogs,therumblingofwheels,thestepsandvoicesofpassengers,theshrillstreetcries,theclogsuponthepavementwhenitwastheirhourforgoingby,theshutting-upofshop-shutters。Notuntilthelightporterannouncedthathernocturnalsweetbreadwasready,didMrs。Sparsitarouseherselffromherreverie,andconveyherdenseblackeyebrows-bythattimecreasedwithmeditation,asiftheyneededironingout-up-stairs。
\'O,youFool!\'saidMrs。Sparsit,whenshewasaloneathersupper。
Whomshemeant,shedidnotsay;butshecouldscarcelyhavemeantthesweetbread。