FROMTHEAUTHORTOTHEREADER
YouwhosoplodamidseriousthingsthatyoufeelitshametogiveyourselfupevenforafewshortmomentstomirthandjoyousnessinthelandofFancy;youwhothinkthatlifehathnoughttodowithinnocentlaughterthatcanharmnoone;thesepagesarenotforyou。
Claptotheleavesandgonofartherthanthis,forItellyouplainlythatifyougofartheryouwillbescandalizedbyseeinggood,soberfolksofrealhistorysofriskandcaperingaycolorsandmotleythatyouwouldnotknowthembutforthenamestaggedtothem。
Hereisastout,lustyfellowwithaquicktemper,yetnonesoillforallthat,whogoesbythenameofHenryII。Hereisafair,gentleladybeforewhomalltheothersbowandcallherQueenEleanor。Hereisafatrogueofafellow,dressedupinrichrobesofaclericalkind,thatallthegoodfolkcallmyLordBishopofHereford。Hereisacertainfellowwithasourtemperandagrimlook——
theworshipful,theSheriffofNottingham。Andhere,aboveall,isagreat,tall,merryfellowthatroamsthegreenwoodandjoinsinhomelysports,andsitsbesidetheSheriffatmerryfeast,whichsamebeareththenameoftheproudestofthePlantagenets——RichardoftheLion\'sHeart。Besidetheseareawholehostofknights,priests,nobles,burghers,yeomen,pages,ladies,lasses,landlords,beggars,peddlers,andwhatnot,alllivingthemerriestofmerrylives,andallboundbynothingbutafewoddstrandsofcertainoldballadssnippedandclippedandtiedtogetheragaininascoreofknots
whichdrawthesejocundfellowshereandthere,singingastheygo。
Hereyouwillfindahundreddull,sober,joggingplaces,alltrickedoutwithflowersandwhatnot,tillnoonewouldknowthemintheirfancifuldress。
Andhereisacountrybearingawell-knownname,whereinnochillmistspressuponourspirits,andnorainfallsbutwhatrollsoffourbackslikeAprilshowersoffthebacksofsleekdrakes;whereflowersbloomforeverandbirdsarealwayssinging;whereeveryfellowhathamerrycatchashetravelstheroads,andaleandbeerandwinesuchasmuddlenowits
flowlikewaterinabrook。
ThiscountryisnotFairyland。Whatisit?\'TisthelandofFancy,andisofthatpleasantkindthat,whenyoutireofit——whisk!——youclaptheleavesofthisbooktogetherand\'tisgone,andyouarereadyforeverydaylife,withnoharmdone。
AndnowIliftthecurtainthathangsbetweenhereandNo-man\'s-land。Willyoucomewithme,sweetReader?Ithankyou。
Givemeyourhand。
HowRobinHoodCanetoBeanOutlawINMERRYENGLANDinthetimeofold,whengoodKingHenrytheSecondruledtheland,therelivedwithinthegreengladesofSherwoodForest,nearNottinghamTown,afamousoutlawwhosenamewasRobinHood。Noarchereverlivedthatcouldspeedagraygooseshaftwithsuchskillandcunningashis,norwerethereeversuchyeomenasthesevenscoremerrymenthatroamedwithhimthroughthegreenwoodshades。
RightmerrilytheydwelledwithinthedepthsofSherwoodForest,sufferingneithercarenorwant,butpassingthetimeinmerrygamesofarcheryorboutsofcudgelplay,livingupontheKing\'svenison,washeddownwithdraughtsofaleofOctoberbrewing。
NotonlyRobinhimselfbutallthebandwereoutlawsanddwelledapartfromothermen,yettheywerebelovedbythecountrypeopleroundabout,fornooneevercametojollyRobinforhelpintimeofneedandwentawayagainwithanemptyfist。
AndnowIwilltellhowitcameaboutthatRobinHoodfellafoulofthelaw。
WhenRobinwasayouthofeighteen,stoutofsinewandboldofheart,theSheriffofNottinghamproclaimedashootingmatchandofferedaprizeofabuttofaletowhosoevershouldshootthebestshaftinNottinghamshire。\"Now,\"quothRobin,\"willIgotoo,forfainwouldIdrawastringforthebrighteyesofmylassandabuttofgoodOctoberbrewing。\"
Souphegotandtookhisgoodstoutyewbowandascoreormoreofbroadclothyardarrows,andstartedofffromLocksleyTownthroughSherwoodForesttoNottingham。
ItwasatthedawnofdayinthemerryMaytime,whenhedgerowsaregreenandflowersbedeckthemeadows;daisiespiedandyellowcuckoobudsandfairprimrosesallalongthebrieryhedges;whenapplebudsblossomandsweetbirdssing,thelarkatdawnofday,thethrostlecockandcuckoo;
whenladsandlasseslookuponeachotherwithsweetthoughts;whenbusyhousewivesspreadtheirlinentobleachuponthebrightgreengrass。
Sweetwasthegreenwoodashewalkedalongitspaths,andbrightthegreenandrustlingleaves,amidwhichthelittlebirdssangwithmightandmain:
andblithelyRobinwhistledashetrudgedalong,thinkingofMaidMarianandherbrighteyes,foratsuchtimesayouth\'sthoughtsarewonttoturnpleasantlyuponthelassthathelovesthebest。
Asthushewalkedalongwithabriskstepandamerrywhistle,hecamesuddenlyuponsomeforestersseatedbeneathagreatoaktree。Fifteentherewereinall,makingthemselvesmerrywithfeastinganddrinkingastheysataroundahugepasty,towhicheachmanhelpedhimself,thrustinghishandsintothepie,andwashingdownthatwhichtheyatewithgreathornsofalewhichtheydrewallfoamingfromabarrelthatstoodnigh。
EachmanwascladinLincolngreen,andafineshowtheymade,seatedupontheswardbeneaththatfair,spreadingtree。
Thenoneofthem,withhismouthfull,calledouttoRobin,\"Hulloa,wheregoestthou,littlelad,withthyone-pennybowandthyfarthingshafts?\"
ThenRobingrewangry,fornostriplinglikestobetauntedwithhisgreenyears。
\"Now,\"quothhe,\"mybowandekeminearrowsareasgoodasshine;
andmoreover,IgototheshootingmatchatNottinghamTown,whichsamehasbeenproclaimedbyourgoodSheriffofNottinghamshire;
thereIwillshootwithotherstoutyeomen,foraprizehasbeenofferedofafinebuttofale。\"
Thenonewhoheldahornofaleinhishandsaid,\"Ho!listentothelad!
Why,boy,thymother\'smilkisyetscarcedryuponthylips,andyetthoupratestofstandingupwithgoodstoutmenatNottinghambutts,thouwhoartscarceabletodrawonestringofatwo-stonebow。\"
\"I\'llholdthebestofyoutwentymarks,\"quothboldRobin,\"thatIhitthecloutatthreescorerods,bythegoodhelpofOurLadyfair。\"
Atthisalllaughedaloud,andonesaid,\"Wellboasted,thoufairinfant,wellboasted!Andwellthouknowestthatnotargetisnightomakegoodthywager。\"
Andanothercried,\"Hewillbetakingalewithhismilknext。\"
AtthisRobingrewrightmad。\"Harkye,\"saidhe,\"yonder,attheglade\'send,Iseeaherdofdeer,evenmorethanthreescorerodsdistant。
I\'llholdyoutwentymarksthat,byleaveofOurLady,Icausethebesthartamongthemtodie。\"
\"Nowdone!\"criedhewhohadspokenfirst。\"Andherearetwentymarks。
Iwagerthatthoucausestnobeasttodie,withorwithouttheaidofOurLady。\"
ThenRobintookhisgoodyewbowinhishand,andplacingthetipathisinstep,hestrungitrightdeftly;thenhenockedabroadclothyardarrowand,raisingthebow,drewthegraygoosefeathertohisear;thenextmomentthebowstringrangandthearrowspeddownthegladeasasparrowhawkskimsinanorthernwind。
Highleapedthenoblesthartofalltheherd,onlytofalldead,reddeningthegreenpathwithhisheart\'sblood。
\"Ha!\"criedRobin,\"howlikestthouthatshot,goodfellow?
Iwotthewagerweremine,anitwerethreehundredpounds。\"
Thenalltheforesterswerefilledwithrage,andhewhohadspokenthefirstandhadlostthewagerwasmoreangrythanall。
\"Nay,\"criedhe,\"thewagerisnoneofthine,andgettheegone,straightway,or,byallthesaintsofheaven,I\'llbastethysidesuntilthouwiltne\'erbeabletowalkagain。\"
\"Knowestthounot,\"saidanother,\"thatthouhastkilledtheKing\'sdeer,and,bythelawsofourgraciouslordandsovereignKingHarry,thineearsshouldbeshavenclosetothyhead?\"
\"Catchhim!\"criedathird。
\"Nay,\"saidafourth,\"lethime\'engobecauseofhistenderyears。\"
NeverawordsaidRobinHood,buthelookedattheforesterswithagrimface;
then,turningonhisheel,strodeawayfromthemdowntheforestglade。
Buthisheartwasbitterlyangry,forhisbloodwashotandyouthfulandpronetoboil。
Now,wellwouldithavebeenforhimwhohadfirstspokenhadheleftRobinHoodalone;buthisangerwashot,bothbecausetheyouthhadgottenthebetterofhimandbecauseofthedeepdraughtsofalethathehadbeenquaffing。So,ofasudden,withoutanywarning,hesprangtohisfeet,andseizeduponhisbowandfittedittoashaft。
\"Ay,\"criedhe,\"andI\'llhurrytheeanon。\"AndhesentthearrowwhistlingafterRobin。
ItwaswellforRobinHoodthatthatsameforester\'sheadwasspinningwithale,orelsehewouldneverhavetakenanotherstep。
Asitwas,thearrowwhistledwithinthreeinchesofhishead。
Thenheturnedaroundandquicklydrewhisownbow,andsentanarrowbackinreturn。
\"YesaidIwasnoarcher,\"criedhealoud,\"butsaysonowagain!\"
Theshaftflewstraight;thearcherfellforwardwithacry,andlayonhisfaceupontheground,hisarrowsrattlingabouthimfromoutofhisquiver,thegraygooseshaftwetwithhis;
heart\'sblood。Then,beforetheotherscouldgathertheirwitsaboutthem,RobinHoodwasgoneintothedepthsofthegreenwood。
Somestartedafterhim,butnotwithmuchheart,foreachfearedtosufferthedeathofhisfellow;sopresentlytheyallcameandliftedthedeadmanupandborehimawaytoNottinghamTown。
MeanwhileRobinHoodranthroughthegreenwood。Gonewasallthejoyandbrightnessfromeverything,forhisheartwassickwithinhim,anditwasborneinuponhissoulthathehadslainaman。
\"Alas!\"criedhe,\"thouhastfoundmeanarcherthatwillmakethywifetowring!Iwouldthatthouhadstne\'ersaidonewordtome,orthatIhadneverpassedthyway,ore\'enthatmyrightforefingerhadbeenstrickenofferethatthishadhappened!
InhasteIsmote,butgrieveIsoreatleisure!\"Andthen,eveninhistrouble,herememberedtheoldsawthat\"Whatisdoneisdone;andtheeggcrackedcannotbecured。\"
Andsohecametodwellinthegreenwoodthatwastobehishomeformanyayeartocome,neveragaintoseethehappydayswiththeladsandlassesofsweetLocksleyTown;forhewasoutlawed,notonlybecausehehadkilledaman,butalsobecausehehadpoachedupontheKing\'sdeer,andtwohundredpoundsweresetuponhishead,asarewardforwhoeverwouldbringhimtothecourtoftheKing。
NowtheSheriffofNottinghamsworethathehimselfwouldbringthisknaveRobinHoodtojustice,andfortworeasons:
first,becausehewantedthetwohundredpounds,andnext,becausetheforesterthatRobinHoodhadkilledwasofkintohim。
ButRobinHoodlayhiddeninSherwoodForestforoneyear,andinthattimetheregatheredaroundhimmanyotherslikehimself,castoutfromotherfolkforthiscauseandforthat。
Somehadshotdeerinhungrywintertime,whentheycouldgetnootherfood,andhadbeenseenintheactbytheforesters,buthadescaped,thussavingtheirears;somehadbeenturnedoutoftheirinheritance,thattheirfarmsmightbeaddedtotheKing\'slandsinSherwoodForest;somehadbeendespoiledbyagreatbaronorarichabbotorapowerfulesquire——
all,foronecauseoranother,hadcometoSherwoodtoescapewrongandoppression。
So,inallthatyear,fivescoreormoregoodstoutyeomengatheredaboutRobinHood,andchosehimtobetheirleaderandchief。
Thentheyvowedthatevenastheythemselveshadbeendespoiledtheywoulddespoiltheiroppressors,whetherbaron,abbot,knight,orsquire,andthatfromeachtheywouldtakethatwhichhadbeenwrungfromthepoorbyunjusttaxes,orlandrents,orinwrongfulfines。
Buttothepoorfolktheywouldgiveahelpinghandinneedandtrouble,andwouldreturntothemthatwhichhadbeenunjustlytakenfromthem。
Besidesthis,theysworenevertoharmachildnortowrongawoman,beshemaid,wife,orwidow;sothat,afterawhile,whenthepeoplebegantofindthatnoharmwasmeanttothem,butthatmoneyorfoodcameintimeofwanttomanyapoorfamily,theycametopraiseRobinandhismerrymen,andtotellmanytalesofhimandofhisdoingsinSherwoodForest,fortheyfelthimtobeoneofthemselves。
UproseRobinHoodonemerrymornwhenallthebirdsweresingingblithelyamongtheleaves,anduproseallhismerrymen,eachfellowwashinghisheadandhandsinthecoldbrownbrookthatleapedlaughingfromstonetostone。
ThensaidRobin,\"Forfourteendayshaveweseennosport,sonowI
willgoabroadtoseekadventuresforthwith。Buttarryye,mymerrymenall,hereinthegreenwood;onlyseethatyemindwellmycall。
ThreeblastsuponthebuglehornIwillblowinmyhourofneed;
thencomequickly,forIshallwantyouraid。\"
Sosaying,hestrodeawaythroughtheleafyforestgladesuntilhehadcometothevergeofSherwood。Therehewanderedforalongtime,throughhighwayandbyway,throughdinglydellandforestskirts。
Nowhemetafairbuxomlassinashadylane,andeachgavetheotheramerrywordandpassedtheirway;nowhesawafairladyuponanamblingpad,towhomhedoffedhiscap,andwhobowedsedatelyinreturntothefairyouth;nowhesawafatmonkonapannier-ladenass;
nowagallantknight,withspearandshieldandarmorthatflashedbrightlyinthesunlight;nowapagecladincrimson;andnowastoutburgherfromgoodNottinghamTown,pacingalongwithseriousfootsteps;
allthesesightshesaw,butadventurefoundhenone。Atlasthetookaroadbytheforestskirts,abypaththatdippedtowardabroad,pebblystreamspannedbyanarrowbridgemadeofalogofwood。Ashedrewnighthisbridgehesawatallstrangercomingfromtheotherside。
ThereuponRobinquickenedhispace,asdidthestrangerlikewise,eachthinkingtocrossfirst。
\"Nowstandthouback,\"quothRobin,\"andletthebettermancrossfirst。\"
\"Nay,\"answeredthestranger,\"thenstandbackshineownself,forthebetterman,Iwet,amI。\"
\"Thatwillwepresentlysee,\"quothRobin,\"andmeanwhilestandthouwherethouart,orelse,bythebrightbrowofSaintAElfrida,IwillshowtheerightgoodNottinghamplaywithaclothyardshaftbetwixtthyribs。\"
\"Now,\"quoththestranger,\"Iwilltanthyhidetillitbeasmanycolorsasabeggar\'scloak,ifthoudarestsomuchastouchastringofthatsamebowthatthouholdestinthyhands。\"
\"Thoupratestlikeanass,\"saidRobin,\"forIcouldsendthisshaftcleanthroughthyproudheartbeforeacurtalfriarcouldsaygraceoveraroastgooseatMichaelmastide。\"
\"Andthoupratestlikeacoward,\"answeredthestranger,\"forthoustandesttherewithagoodyewbowtoshootatmyheart,whileIhavenoughtinmyhandbutaplainblackthornstaffwherewithtomeetthee。\"
\"Now,\"quothRobin,\"bythefaithofmyheart,neverhaveIhadacoward\'snameinallmylifebefore。Iwilllaybymytrustybowandekemyarrows,andifthoudarestabidemycoming,Iwillgoandcutacudgeltotestthymanhoodwithal。\"
\"Ay,marry,thatwillIabidethycoming,andjoyously,too,\"
quoththestranger;whereuponheleanedsturdilyuponhisstafftoawaitRobin。
ThenRobinHoodsteppedquicklytothecoversideandcutagoodstaffofgroundoak,straight,withoutnew,andsixfeetinlength,andcamebacktrimmingawaythetenderstemsfromit,whilethestrangerwaitedforhim,leaninguponhisstaff,andwhistlingashegazedroundabout。Robinobservedhimfurtivelyashetrimmedhisstaff,measuringhimfromtoptotoefromoutthecornerofhiseye,andthoughtthathehadneverseenalustierorastouterman。
TallwasRobin,buttallerwasthestrangerbyaheadandaneck,forhewassevenfeetinheight。BroadwasRobinacrosstheshoulders,butbroaderwasthestrangerbytwicethebreadthofapalm,whilehemeasuredatleastanellaroundthewaist。
\"Nevertheless,\"saidRobintohimself,\"Iwillbastethyhiderightmerrily,mygoodfellow\";then,aloud,\"Lo,hereismygoodstaff,lustyandtough。
Nowwaitmycoming,anthoudarest,andmeetmeanthoufearestnot。
Thenwewillfightuntiloneortheotherofustumbleintothestreambydintofblows。\"
\"Marry,thatmeetethmywholeheart!\"criedthestranger,twirlinghisstaffabovehishead,betwixthisfingersandthumb,untilitwhistledagain。
NeverdidtheKnightsofArthur\'sRoundTablemeetinastouterfightthandidthesetwo。InamomentRobinsteppedquicklyuponthebridgewherethestrangerstood;firsthemadeafeint,andthendeliveredablowatthestranger\'sheadthat,haditmetitsmark,wouldhavetumbledhimspeedilyintothewater。
Butthestrangerturnedtheblowrightdeftlyandinreturngaveoneasstout,whichRobinalsoturnedasthestrangerhaddone。
Sotheystood,eachinhisplace,neithermovingafinger\'s-breadthback,foronegoodhour,andmanyblowsweregivenandreceivedbyeachinthattime,tillhereandthereweresorebonesandbumps,yetneitherthoughtofcrying\"Enough,\"norseemedlikelytofallfromoffthebridge。
Nowandthentheystoppedtorest,andeachthoughtthatheneverhadseeninallhislifebeforesuchahandatquarterstaff。
AtlastRobingavethestrangerablowupontheribsthatmadehisjacketsmokelikeadampstrawthatchinthesun。Soshrewdwasthestrokethatthestrangercamewithinahair\'s-breadthoffallingoffthebridge,butheregainedhimselfrightquicklyand,byadexterousblow,gaveRobinacrackonthecrownthatcausedthebloodtoflow。
ThenRobingrewmadwithangerandsmotewithallhismightattheother。
ButthestrangerwardedtheblowandonceagainthwackedRobin,andthistimesofairlythathefellheelsoverheadintothewater,asthequeenpinfallsinagameofbowls。
\"Andwhereartthounow,mygoodlad?\"shoutedthestranger,roaringwithlaughter。
\"Oh,inthefloodandfloatingadownwiththetide,\"criedRobin,norcouldheforbearlaughinghimselfathissorryplight。
Then,gaininghisfeet,hewadedtothebank,thelittlefishspeedinghitherandthither,allfrightenedathissplashing。
\"Givemethyhand,\"criedhe,whenhehadreachedthebank。
\"Imustneedsownthouartabraveandasturdysouland,withal,agoodstoutstrokewiththecudgels。Bythisandbythat,myheadhummethliketoahiveofbeesonahotJuneday。\"
Thenheclappedhishorntohislipsandwindedablastthatwentechoingsweetlydowntheforestpaths。\"Ay,marry,\"
quothheagain,\"thouartatalllad,andekeabraveone,forne\'er,Ibow,isthereamanbetwixthereandCanterburyTowncoulddotheliketomethatthouhastdone。\"
\"Andthou,\"quoththestranger,laughing,\"takestthycudgelinglikeabraveheartandastoutyeoman。\"
Butnowthedistanttwigsandbranchesrustledwiththecomingofmen,andsuddenlyascoreortwoofgoodstoutyeomen,allcladinLincolngreen,burstfromoutthecovert,withmerryWillStutelyattheirhead。
\"Goodmaster,\"criedWill,\"howisthis?Trulythouartallwetfromheadtofoot,andthattotheveryskin。\"
\"Why,marry,\"answeredjollyRobin,\"yonstoutfellowhathtumbledmeneckandcropintothewaterandhathgivenmeadrubbingbeside。\"
\"Thenshallhenotgowithoutaduckingandekeadrubbinghimself!\"
criedWillStutely。\"Haveathim,lads!\"
ThenWillandascoreofyeomenleapeduponthestranger,butthoughtheysprangquicklytheyfoundhimreadyandfelthimstrikerightandleftwithhisstoutstaff,sothat,thoughhewentdownwithpressofnumbers,someofthemrubbedcrackedcrownsbeforehewasovercome。
\"Nay,forbear!\"criedRobin,laughinguntilhissoresidesachedagain。
\"Heisarightgoodmanandtrue,andnoharmshallbefallhim。
Nowharkye,goodyouth,wiltthoustaywithmeandbeoneofmyband?
ThreesuitsofLincolngreenshaltthouhaveeachyear,besidefortymarksinfee,andsharewithuswhatsoevergoodshallbefallus。
Thoushalteatsweetvenisonandquaffthestoutestale,andmineowngoodright-handmanshaltthoube,forneverdidIseesuchacudgelplayerinallmylifebefore。Speak!Wiltthoubeoneofmygoodmerrymen?\"
\"ThatknowInot,\"quoththestrangersurlily,forhewasangryatbeingsotumbledabout。\"Ifyehandleyewbowandappleshaftnobetterthanyedooakencudgel,Iwotyearenotfittobecalledyeomeninmycountry;
butiftherebeanymanherethatcanshootabettershaftthanI,thenwillIbethinkmeofjoiningwithyou。\"
\"Nowbymyfaith,\"saidRobin,\"thouartarightsaucyvarlet,sirrah;
yetIwillstooptotheeasIneverstoopedtomanbefore。
GoodStutely,cutthouafairwhitepieceofbarkfourfingersinbreadth,andsetitfourscoreyardsdistantonyonderoak。
Now,stranger,hitthatfairlywithagraygooseshaftandcallthyselfanarcher。\"
\"Ay,marry,thatwillI,\"answeredhe。\"Givemeagoodstoutbowandafairbroadarrow,andifIhititnot,stripmeandbeatmebluewithbowstrings。\"
Thenhechosethestoutestbowamongthemall,nexttoRobin\'sown,andastraightgraygooseshaft,well-featheredandsmooth,andsteppingtothemark——whilealltheband,sittingorlyinguponthegreensward,watchedtoseehimshoot——hedrewthearrowtohischeekandloosedtheshaftrightdeftly,sendingitsostraightdownthepaththatitclovethemarkintheverycenter。
\"Aha!\"criedhe,\"mendthouthatifthoucanst\";whileeventheyeomenclappedtheirhandsatsofairashot。
\"Thatisakeenshotindeed,\"quothRobin。\"MenditIcannot,butmaritImay,perhaps。\"
Thentakinguphisowngoodstoutbowandnockinganarrowwithcare,heshotwithhisverygreatestskill。Straightflewthearrow,andsotruethatitlitfairlyuponthestranger\'sshaftandsplititintosplinters。
Thenalltheyeomenleapedtotheirfeetandshoutedforjoythattheirmasterhadshotsowell。
\"NowbythelustyyewbowofgoodSaintWithold,\"criedthestranger,\"thatisashotindeed,andneversawIthelikeinallmylifebefore!
NowtrulywillIbethymanhenceforthandforaye。GoodAdamBell[1]
wasafairshot,butnevershotheso!\"
[1]AdamBell,Clymo\'theClough,andWilliamofCloudeslywerethreenotednorth-countrybowmenwhosenameshavebeencelebratedinmanyballadsoftheoldentime。
\"ThenhaveIgainedarightgoodmanthisday,\"quothjollyRobin。\"Whatnamegoestthouby,goodfellow?\"
\"MencallmeJohnLittlewhenceIcame,\"answeredthestranger。
ThenWillStutely,wholovedagoodjest,spokeup。
\"Nay,fairlittlestranger,\"saidhe,\"IlikenotthynameandfainwouldIhaveitotherwise。Littleartthouindeed,andsmallofboneandsinew,thereforeshaltthoubechristenedLittleJohn,andIwillbethygodfather。\"
ThenRobinHoodandallhisbandlaughedalouduntilthestrangerbegantogrowangry。
\"Anthoumakeajestofme,\"quothhetoWillStutely,\"thouwilthavesorebonesandlittlepay,andthatinshortseason。\"
\"Nay,goodfriend,\"saidRobinHood,\"bottlethineanger,forthenamefitteththeewell。LittleJohnshallthoubecalledhenceforth,andLittleJohnshallitbe。
Socome,mymerrymen,wewillprepareachristeningfeastforthisfairinfant。\"
Soturningtheirbacksuponthestream,theyplungedintotheforestoncemore,throughwhichtheytracedtheirstepstilltheyreachedthespotwheretheydwelledinthedepthsofthewoodland。
Therehadtheybuilthutsofbarkandbranchesoftrees,andmadecouchesofsweetrushesspreadoverwithskinsoffallowdeer。
Herestoodagreatoaktreewithbranchesspreadingbroadlyaround,beneathwhichwasaseatofgreenmosswhereRobinHoodwaswonttositatfeastandatmerrymakingwithhisstoutmenabouthim。
Heretheyfoundtherestoftheband,someofwhomhadcomeinwithabraceoffatdoes。Thentheyallbuiltgreatfiresandafteratimeroastedthedoesandbroachedabarrelofhummingale。
Thenwhenthefeastwasreadytheyallsatdown,butRobinplacedLittleJohnathisrighthand,forhewashenceforthtobethesecondintheband。
ThenwhenthefeastwasdoneWillStutelyspokeup。\"Itisnowtime,Iween,tochristenourbonnybabe,isitnotso,merryboys?\"
And\"Aye!Aye!\"criedall,laughingtillthewoodsechoedwiththeirmirth。
\"Thensevensponsorsshallwehave,\"quothWillStutely,andhuntingamongalltheband,hechosethesevenstoutestmenofthemall。
\"NowbySaintDunstan,\"criedLittleJohn,springingtohisfeet,\"morethanoneofyoushallrueitanyoulayfingeruponme。\"
Butwithoutawordtheyallranuponhimatonce,seizinghimbyhislegsandarmsandholdinghimtightlyinspiteofhisstruggles,andtheyborehimforthwhileallstoodaroundtoseethesport。
Thenonecameforwardwhohadbeenchosentoplaythepriestbecausehehadabaldcrown,andinhishandhecarriedabrimmingpotofale。
\"Now,whobringeththisbabe?\"askedherightsoberly。
\"ThatdoI,\"answeredWillStutely。
\"Andwhatnamecallestthouhim?\"
\"LittleJohncallIhim。\"
\"NowLittleJohn,\"quoththemockpriest,\"thouhastnotlivedheretofore,butonlygottheealongthroughtheworld,buthenceforththouwiltliveindeed。
WhenthoulivedstnotthouwastcalledJohnLittle,butnowthatthoudostliveindeed,LittleJohnshaltthoubecalled,sochristenIthee。\"
AndattheselastwordsheemptiedthepotofaleuponLittleJohn\'shead。
ThenallshoutedwithlaughterastheysawthegoodbrownalestreamoverLittleJohn\'sbeardandtricklefromhisnoseandchin,whilehiseyesblinkedwiththesmartofit。
Atfirsthewasofamindtobeangrybutfoundhecouldnot,becausetheothersweresomerry;sohe,too,laughedwiththerest。
ThenRobintookthissweet,prettybabe,clothedhimallanewfromtoptotoeinLincolngreen,andgavehimagoodstoutbow,andsomadehimamemberofthemerryband。
AndthusitwasthatRobinHoodbecameoutlawed;thusabandofmerrycompanionsgatheredabouthim,andthushegainedhisright-handman,LittleJohn;andsotheprologueends。
AndnowIwilltellhowtheSheriffofNottinghamthreetimessoughttotakeRobinHood,andhowhefailedeachtime。
RobinHoodandtheTinkerNowitwastoldbeforehowtwohundredpoundsweresetuponRobinHood\'shead,andhowtheSheriffofNottinghamsworethathehimselfwouldseizeRobin,bothbecausehewouldfainhavethetwohundredpoundsandbecausetheslainmanwasakinsmanofhisown。
NowtheSheriffdidnotyetknowwhataforceRobinhadabouthiminSherwood,butthoughtthathemightserveawarrantforhisarrestashecoulduponanyothermanthathadbrokenthelaws;
thereforeheofferedfourscoregoldenangelstoanyonewhowouldservethiswarrant。ButmenofNottinghamTownknewmoreofRobinHoodandhisdoingsthantheSheriffdid,andmanylaughedtothinkofservingawarrantupontheboldoutlaw,knowingwellthatalltheywouldgetforsuchservicewouldbecrackedcrowns;
sothatnoonecameforwardtotakethematterinhand。
Thusafortnightpassed,inwhichtimenonecameforwardtodotheSheriff\'sbusiness。Thensaidhe,\"ArightgoodrewardhaveIofferedtowhosoeverwouldservemywarrantuponRobinHood,andImarvelthatnoonehascometoundertakethetask。\"
Thenoneofhismenwhowasnearhimsaid,\"Goodmaster,thouwottestnottheforcethatRobinHoodhasabouthimandhowlittlehecaresforwarrantofkingorsheriff。
Truly,noonelikestogoonthisservice,forfearofcrackedcrownsandbrokenbones。\"
\"ThenIholdallNottinghammentobecowards,\"saidtheSheriff。\"AndletmeseethemaninallNottinghamshirethatdaredisobeythewarrantofoursovereignlordKingHarry,for,bytheshrineofSaintEdmund,Iwillhanghimfortycubitshigh!ButifnomaninNottinghamdarewinfourscoreangels,Iwillsendelsewhere,forthereshouldbemenofmettlesomewhereinthisland。\"
Thenhecalledupamessengerinwhomheplacedgreattrust,andbadehimsaddlehishorseandmakereadytogotoLincolnTowntoseewhetherhecouldfindanyonetherethatwoulddohisbiddingandwinthereward。
Sothatsamemorningthemessengerstartedforthuponhiserrand。
BrightshonethesunuponthedustyhighwaythatledfromNottinghamtoLincoln,stretchingawayallwhiteoverhillanddale。
Dustywasthehighwayanddustythethroatofthemessenger,sothathisheartwasgladwhenhesawbeforehimtheSignoftheBlueBoarInn,whensomewhatmorethanhalfhisjourneywasdone。
Theinnlookedfairtohiseyes,andtheshadeoftheoaktreesthatstoodarounditseemedcoolandpleasant,sohealightedfromhishorsetoresthimselfforatime,callingforapotofaletorefreshhisthirstythroat。
Therehesawapartyofrightjovialfellowsseatedbeneaththespreadingoakthatshadedthegreenswardinfrontofthedoor。
Therewasatinker,twobarefootfriars,andapartyofsixoftheKing\'sforestersallcladinLincolngreen,andallofthemwerequaffinghummingaleandsingingmerryballadsofthegoodoldtimes。
Loudlaughedtheforesters,asjestswerebandiedaboutbetweenthesinging,andlouderlaughedthefriars,fortheywerelustymenwithbeardsthatcurledlikethewoolofblackrams;butloudestofalllaughedtheTinker,andhesangmoresweetlythananyoftherest。
Hisbagandhishammerhunguponatwigoftheoaktree,andnearbyleanedhisgoodstoutcudgel,asthickashiswristandknottedattheend。
\"Come,\"criedoneoftheforesterstothetiredmessenger,\"comejoinusforthisshot。Ho,landlord!Bringafreshpotofaleforeachman。
Themessengerwasgladenoughtositdownalongwiththeotherswhowerethere,forhislimbswerewearyandthealewasgood。
\"Nowwhatnewsbearestthousofast?\"quothone,\"andwhitherridestthoutoday?\"
Themessengerwasachattysoulandlovedabitofgossipdearly;besides,thepotofalewarmedhisheart;
sothat,settlinghimselfinaneasycorneroftheinnbench,whilethehostleaneduponthedoorwayandthehostessstoodwithherhandsbeneathherapron,heunfoldedhisbudgetofnewswithgreatcomfort。Hetoldallfromtheveryfirst:
howRobinHoodhadslaintheforester,andhowhehadhiddeninthegreenwoodtoescapethelaw;howthathelivedtherein,allagainstthelaw,Godwot,slayingHisMajesty\'sdeerandlevyingtollonfatabbot,knight,andesquire,sothatnonedaretravelevenonbroadWatlingStreetortheFosseWayforfearofhim;howthattheSheriffhadamindtoservetheKing\'swarrantuponthissamerogue,thoughlittlewouldhemindwarrantofeitherkingorsheriff,forhewasfarfrombeingalaw-abidingman。
ThenhetoldhownonecouldbefoundinallNottinghamTowntoservethiswarrant,forfearofcrackedpatesandbrokenbones,andhowthathe,themessenger,wasnowuponhiswaytoLincolnTowntofindofwhatmettletheLincolnmenmightbe。
\"NowcomeI,forsooth,fromgoodBanburyTown,\"saidthejollyTinker,\"andnoonenighNottingham——norSherwoodeither,anthatbethemark——
canholdcudgelwithmygrip。Why,lads,didInotmeetthatmadwagSimonofEly,evenatthefamousfairatHertfordTown,andbeathimintheringatthatplacebeforeSirRobertofLeslieandhislady?
ThissameRobinHood,ofwhom,Iwot,Ineverheardbefore,isarightmerryblade,butginhebestrong,amnotIstronger?
Andginhebesly,amnotIslyer?NowbythebrighteyesofNano\'
theMill,andbymineownnameandthat\'sWato\'theCrabstaff,andbymineownmother\'sson,andthat\'smyself,willI,evenI,Wato\'
theCrabstaff,meetthissamesturdyrogue,andginhemindnotthesealofourglorioussovereignKingHarry,andthewarrantofthegoodSheriffofNottinghamshire,Iwillsobruise,beat,andbemaulhispatethatheshallnevermovefingerortoeagain!
Hearyethat,bullyboys?\"
\"Nowartthouthemanformyfarthing,\"criedthemessenger。
\"AndbackthougoestwithmetoNottinghamTown。\"
\"Nay,\"quoththeTinker,shakinghisheadslowlyfromsidetoside。
\"GoIwithnomanginitbenotwithmineownfreewill。\"
\"Nay,nay,\"saidthemessenger,\"nomanisthereinNottinghamshirecouldmaketheegoagainstthywill,thoubravefellow。\"
\"Ay,thatbeIbrave,\"saidtheTinker。
\"Ay,marry,\"saidthemessenger,\"thouartabravelad;
butourgoodSheriffhathofferedfourscoreangelsofbrightgoldtowhosoevershallservethewarrantuponRobinHood;
thoughlittlegoodwillitdo。\"
\"ThenIwillgowiththee,lad。DobutwaittillIgetmybagandhammer,andmycudgel。Ay,let\'mebutmeetthissameRobinHood,andletmeseewhetherhewillnotmindtheKing\'swarrant。\"So,afterhavingpaidtheirscore,themessenger,withtheTinkerstridingbesidehisnag,startedbacktoNottinghamagain。
Onebrightmorningsoonafterthistime,RobinHoodstartedofftoNottinghamTowntofindwhatwasa-doingthere,walkingmerrilyalongtheroadsidewherethegrasswassweetwithdaisies,hiseyeswanderingandhisthoughtsalso。
Hisbuglehornhungathishipandhisbowandarrowsathisback,whileinhishandheboreagoodstoutoakenstaff,whichhetwirledwithhisfingersashestrolledalong。
Asthushewalkeddownashadylanehesawatinkercoming,trollingamerrysongashedrewnigh。Onhisbackhunghisbagandhishammer,andinhishandhecarriedarightstoutcrabstafffullsixfeetlong,andthussanghe:
\"_Inpeascodtime,whenhoundtohornGiveseartillbuckbekilled,AndlittleladswithpipesofcornSitkeepingbeastsafield_——\"
\"Halloa,goodfriend!\"criedRobin。
\"IWENTTOGATHERSTRAWBERRIES——\"
\"Halloa!\"criedRobinagain。
\"BYWOODSANDGROVESFULLFAIR——\"
\"Halloa!Artthoudeaf,man?Goodfriend,sayI!\"
\"Andwhoartthoudostsoboldlycheckafairsong?\"quoththeTinker,stoppinginhissinging。\"Halloa,shineownself,whetherthoubegoodfriendorno。Butletmetellthee,thoustoutfellow,ginthoubeagoodfrienditwerewellforusboth;butginthoubenogoodfrienditwereillforthee。\"
\"Andwhencecomestthou,mylustyblade?\"quothRobin。
\"IcomefromBanbury,\"answeredtheTinker。
\"Alas!\"quothRobin,\"Ihearthereissadnewsthismerrymorn。\"
\"Ha!Isitindeedso?\"criedtheTinkereagerly。
\"Prytheetellitspeedily,forIamatinkerbytrade,asthouseest,andasIaminmytradeIamgreedyfornews,evenasapriestisgreedyforfarthings。\"
\"Wellthen,\"quothRobin,\"listthouandIwilltell,butbearthyselfupbravely,forthenewsissad,Iwot。Thusitis:
Ihearthattwotinkersareinthestocksfordrinkingaleandbeer!\"
\"Nowamurrainseizetheeandthynews,thouscurvydog,\"
quoththeTinker,\"forthouspeakestbutillofgoodmen。
Butsadnewsitisindeed,gintherebetwostoutfellowsinthestocks。\"
\"Nay,\"saidRobin,\"thouhastmissedthemarkanddostbutweepforthewrongsow。Thesadnessofthenewsliethinthattherebebuttwointhestocks,fortheothersdoroamthecountryatlarge。\"
\"NowbythepewterplatterofSaintDunstan,\"criedtheTinker,\"Ihaveagoodpartofamindtobastethyhideforthineilljest。
Butginmenbeputinthestocksfordrinkingaleandbeer,Itrowthouwouldstnotlosethypart。\"
LoudlaughedRobinandcried,\"Nowwelltaken,Tinker,welltaken!
Why,thywitsarelikebeer,anddofrothupmostwhentheygrowsour!
Butrightartthou,man,forIlovealeandbeerrightwell。
ThereforecomestraightwaywithmehardbytotheSignoftheBlueBoar,andifthoudrinkestasthouappearest——andIwotthouwiltnotbeliethylooks——IwilldrenchthythroatwithasgoodhomebrewedaseverwastappedinallbroadNottinghamshire。\"
\"Nowbymyfaith,\"saidtheTinker,\"thouartarightgoodfellowinspiteofthyscurvyjests。Ilovethee,mysweetchuck,andginIgonotwiththeetothatsameBlueBoarthoumaystcallmeaheathen。\"
\"Tellmethynews,goodfriend,Iprythee,\"quothRobinastheytrudgedalongtogether,\"fortinkers,Iween,areallasfullofnewsasaneggofmeat。\"
\"NowIlovetheeasmybrother,mybullyblade,\"saidtheTinker,\"elseIwouldnottelltheemynews;forslyamI,man,andI
haveinhandagraveundertakingthatdothcallforallmywits,forIcometoseekaboldoutlawthatmen,hereabouts,callRobinHood。WithinmypouchIhaveawarrant,allfairlywrittenoutonparchment,forsooth,withagreatredsealfortomakeitlawful。
CouldIbutmeetthissameRobinHoodIwouldserveituponhisdaintybody,andifhemindeditnotIwouldbeathimtilleveryoneofhisribswouldcryAmen。Butthoulivesthereabouts,mayhapthouknowestRobinHoodthyself,goodfellow。\"
\"Ay,marry,thatIdosomewhat,\"quothRobin,\"andIhaveseenhimthisverymorn。But,Tinker,mensaythatheisbutasad,slythief。
Thouhadstbetterwatchthywarrant,man,orelsehemaystealitoutofthyverypouch。\"
\"Lethimbuttry!\"criedtheTinker。\"Slymayhebe,butslyamI,too。IwouldIhadhimherenow,mantoman!\"
Andhemadehisheavycudgeltospinagain。\"Butwhatmannerofmanishe,lad?
\"Muchlikemyself,\"saidRobin,laughing,\"andinheightandbuildandagenighthesame;andhehathblueeyes,too。\"
\"Nay,\"quoththeTinker,\"thouartbutagreenyouth。
Ithoughthimtobeagreatbeardedman。Nottinghammenfearedhimso。\"
\"Truly,heisnotsooldnorsostoutasthouart,\"saidRobin。\"Butmendocallhimarightdefthandatquarterstaff。\"
\"Thatmaybe,\"saidtheTinkerrightsturdily,\"butIammoredeftthanhe,fordidInotovercomeSimonofElyinafairboutintheringatHertfordTown?Butifthouknowesthim,myjollyblade,wiltthougowithmeandbringmetohim?
FourscorebrightangelshaththeSheriffpromisedmeifIservethewarrantupontheknave\'sbody,andtenofthemwillIgivetotheeifthoushowestmehim。\"
\"Ay,thatwillI,\"quothRobin,\"butshowmethywarrant,man,untilI
seewhetheritbegoodorno。\"
\"ThatwillInotdo,eventomineownbrother,\"answeredtheTinker。\"NomanshallseemywarranttillIserveituponyonfellow\'sownbody。\"
\"Sobeit,\"quothRobin。\"AndthoushowitnottomeIknownottowhomthouwiltshowit。ButhereweareattheSignoftheBlueBoar,soletusinandtastehisbrownOctober。\"
NosweeterinncouldbefoundinallNottinghamshirethanthatoftheBlueBoar。Nonehadsuchlovelytreesstandingaround,orwassocoveredwithtrailingclematisandsweetwoodbine;
nonehadsuchgoodbeerandsuchhummingale;nor,inwintertime,whenthenorthwindhowledandsnowdriftedaroundthehedges,wastheretobefound,elsewhere,sucharoaringfireasblazeduponthehearthoftheBlueBoar。Atsuchtimesmightbefoundagoodlycompanyofyeomenorcountryfolkseatedaroundtheblazinghearth,bandyingmerryjests,whileroastedcrabs[2]bobbedinbowlsofaleuponthehearthstone。WellknownwastheinntoRobinHoodandhisband,fortherehadheandsuchmerrycompanionsasLittleJohnorWillStutelyoryoungDavidofDoncasteroftengatheredwhenalltheforestwasfilledwithsnow。
Asforminehost,heknewhowtokeepastilltongueinhishead,andtoswallowhiswordsbeforetheypassedhisteeth,forheknewverywellwhichsideofhisbreadwasspreadwithbutter,forRobinandhisbandwerethebestofcustomersandpaidtheirscoreswithouthavingthemchalkedupbehindthedoor。
Sonow,whenRobinHoodandtheTinkercametheretoandcalledaloudfortwogreatpotsofale,nonewouldhaveknownfromlookorspeechthatthehosthadeverseteyesupontheoutlawbefore。
[2]Smallsourapples。
\"Bidethouhere,\"quothRobintotheTinker,\"whileIgoandseethatminehostdrawethalefromtherightbutt,forhehathgoodOctober,Iknow,andthatbrewedbyWitholdofTamworth。\"Sosaying,hewentwithinandwhisperedtothehosttoaddameasureofFlemishstrongwaterstothegoodEnglishale;
whichthelatterdidandbroughtittothem。
\"ByOurLady,\"saidtheTinker,afteralongdraughtoftheale,\"yonsameWitholdofTamworth——arightgoodSaxonname,too,Iwouldhavetheeknow——breweththemosthummingalethate\'erpassedthelipsofWato\'theCrabstaff。\"
\"Drink,man,drink,\"criedRobin,onlywettinghisownlipsmeanwhile。
\"Ho,landlord!Bringmyfriendanotherpotofthesame。
Andnowforasong,myjollyblade。\"
\"Ay,thatwillIgivetheeasong,mylovelyfellow,\"
quoththeTinker,\"forInevertastedsuchaleinallmydaysbefore。
ByOurLady,itdothmakemyheadhumevennow!Hey,DameHostess,comelisten,anthouwouldsthearasong,andthoutoo,thoubonnylass,forneversingIsowellaswhenbrighteyesdolookuponmethewhile。\"
ThenhesanganancientballadofthetimeofgoodKingArthur,called\"TheMarriageofSirGawaine,\"whichyoumaysometimereadyourself,instoutEnglishofearlytimes;andashesang,alllistenedtothatnobletaleofnobleknightandhissacrificetohisking。
ButlongbeforetheTinkercametothelastversehistonguebegantotripandhisheadtospin,becauseofthestrongwatersmixedwiththeale。
Firsthistonguetripped,thenitgrewthickofsound;thenhisheadwaggedfromsidetoside,untilatlasthefellasleepasthoughheneverwouldwakenagain。
ThenRobinHoodlaughedaloudandquicklytookthewarrantfromouttheTinker\'spouchwithhisdeftfingers。
\"Slyartthou,Tinker,\"quothhe,\"butnotyet,Ibow,artthouasslyasthatsameslythiefRobinHood。\"
Thenhecalledthehosttohimandsaid,\"Here,goodman,aretenbroadshillingsfortheentertainmentthouhastgivenusthisday。
Seethatthoutakestgoodcareofthyfairguestthere,andwhenhewakesthoumaystagainchargehimtenshillingsalso,andifhehathitnot,thoumaysttakehisbagandhammer,andevenhiscoat,inpayment。
ThusdoIpunishthosethatcomeintothegreenwoodtodealdoletome。
Asforthineownself,neverknewIlandlordyetthatwouldnotchargetwiceanhecould。\"
Atthisthehostsmiledslyly,asthoughsayingtohimselftherusticsaw,\"Teachamagpietosuckeggs。\"
TheTinkersleptuntiltheafternoondrewtoacloseandtheshadowsgrewlongbesidethewoodlandedge,thenheawoke。
Firsthelookedup,thenhelookeddown,thenhelookedeast,thenhelookedwest,forhewasgatheringhiswitstogether,likebarleystrawsblownapartbythewind。
Firsthethoughtofhismerrycompanion,buthewasgone。
Thenhethoughtofhisstoutcrabstaff,andthathehadwithinhishand。Thenofhiswarrant,andofthefourscoreangelshewastogainforservingituponRobinHood。Hethrusthishandintohispouch,butnotascrapnorafarthingwasthere。
Thenhesprangtohisfeetinarage。
\"Ho,landlord!\"criedhe,\"whitherhaththatknavegonethatwaswithmebutnow?\"
\"WhatknavemeanethYourWorship?\"quoththelandlord,callingtheTinkerWorshiptosoothehim,asamanwouldpouroiluponangrywater。
\"IsawnoknavewithYourWorship,forIswearnomanwoulddarecallthatmanknavesonightoSherwoodForest。ArightstoutyeomanI
sawwithYourWorship,butIthoughtthatYourWorshipknewhim,forfewtherebeaboutherethatpasshimbyandknowhimnot。\"
\"Now,howshouldI,thatne\'erhavesquealedinyoursty,knowalltheswinetherein?Whowashe,then,anthouknowesthimsowell?\"
\"Why,yonsameisarightstoutfellowwhommenhereaboutsdocallRobinHood,whichsame——\"
\"Now,by\'rLady!\"criedtheTinkerhastily,andinadeepvoicelikeanangrybull,\"thoudidstseemecomeintothineinn,I,astaunch,honestcraftsman,andnevertoldmewhomycompanywas,wellknowingthineownselfwhohewas。Now,Ihavearightroundpieceofamindtocrackthyknave\'spateforthee!\"
Thenhetookuphiscudgelandlookedatthelandlordasthoughhewouldsmitehimwherehestood。
\"Nay,\"criedthehost,throwinguphiselbow,forhefearedtheblow,\"howknewIthatthouknewesthimnot?\"
\"Wellandtrulythankfulmaystthoube,\"quoththeTinker,\"thatI
beapatientmanandsodosparethybaldcrown,elsewouldstthoune\'ercheatcustomeragain。ButasforthissameknaveRobinHood,Igostraightwaytoseekhim,andifIdonotscorehisknave\'spate,cutmystaffintofagotsandcallmewoman。\"
Sosaying,hegatheredhimselftogethertodepart。
\"Nay,\"quoththelandlord,standinginfrontofhimandholdingouthisarmslikeagooseherddrivinghisflock,formoneymadehimbold,\"thougoestnottillthouhastpaidmemyscore。\"
\"Butdidnothepaythee?\"
\"Notsomuchasonefarthing;andtengoodshillings\'worthofalehaveyedrunkthisday。Nay,Isay,thougoestnotawaywithoutpayingme,elseshallourgoodSheriffknowofit。\"
\"ButnoughthaveItopaytheewith,goodfellow,\"quoththeTinker。
\"`Goodfellow\'notme,\"saidthelandlord。
\"GoodfellowamInotwhenitcomethtolosetenshillings!
Paymethatthouowestmeinbroadmoney,orelseleavethycoatandbagandhammer;yet,Iwottheyarenotworthtenshillings,andIshalllosethereby。Nay,anthoustirrest,IhaveagreatdogwithinandIwillloosehimuponthee。
Maken,openthouthedoorandletforthBrianifthisfellowstirsonestep。\"
\"Nay,\"quoththeTinker——for,byroamingthecountry,hehadlearnedwhatdogswere——\"takethouwhatthouwilthave,andletmedepartinpeace,andmayamurraingowiththee。
Butoh,landlord!AnIcatchyonscurvyvarlet,Iswearheshallpayfullwithusuryforthathehathhad!\"
Sosaying,hestrodeawaytowardtheforest,talkingtohimself,whilethelandlordandhisworthydameandMakenstoodlookingafterhim,andlaughedwhenhehadfairlygone。
\"RobinandIstrippedyonassofhispackmainneatly,\"
quoththelandlord。
NowithappenedaboutthistimethatRobinHoodwasgoingthroughtheforesttoFosseWay,toseewhatwastobeseenthere,forthemoonwasfullandthenightgavepromiseofbeingbright。Inhishandhecarriedhisstoutoakenstaff,andathissidehunghisbuglehorn。Asthushewalkedupaforestpath,whistling,downanotherpathcametheTinker,mutteringtohimselfandshakinghisheadlikeanangrybull;
andso,atasuddenbend,theymetsharplyfacetoface。
Eachstoodstillforatime,andthenRobinspoke:
\"Halloa,mysweetbird,\"saidhe,laughingmerrily,\"howlikestthouthineale?Wiltnotsingtomeanothersong?\"
TheTinkersaidnothingatfirstbutstoodlookingatRobinwithagrimface。
\"Now,\"quothheatlast,\"IamrightgladIhavemetthee,andifIdonotrattlethyboneswithinthyhidethisday,Igivetheeleavetoputthyfootuponmyneck。\"
\"Withallmyheart,\"criedmerryRobin。\"Rattlemybones,anthoucanst。\"
Sosaying,hegrippedhisstaffandthrewhimselfuponhisguard。
ThentheTinkerspatuponhishandsand,graspinghisstaff,camestraightattheother。Hestrucktwoorthreeblows,butsoonfoundthathehadmethismatch,forRobinwardedandparriedallofthem,and,beforetheTinkerthought,hegavehimarapupontheribsinreturn。AtthisRobinlaughedaloud,andtheTinkergrewmoreangrythanever,andsmoteagainwithallhismightandmain。
AgainRobinwardedtwoofthestrokes,butatthethird,hisstaffbrokebeneaththemightyblowsoftheTinker。\"Now,illbetidethee,traitorstaff,\"criedRobin,asitfellfromhishands;\"afoulstickartthoutoservemethusinminehourofneed。\"
\"Nowyieldthee,\"quoththeTinker,\"forthouartmycaptive;
andifthoudonot,Iwillbeatthypatetoapudding。\"
TothisRobinHoodmadenoanswer,but,clappinghishorntohislips,heblewthreeblasts,loudandclear。
\"Ay,\"quoththeTinker,\"blowthoumayest,butgothoumustwithmetoNottinghamTown,fortheSheriffwouldfainseetheethere。
Nowwiltthouyieldthee,orshallIhavetobreakthyprettyhead?\"
\"AnImustdrinksourale,Imust,\"quothRobin,\"butneverhaveIyieldedmetomanbefore,andthatwithoutwoundormarkuponmybody。Nor,whenIbethinkme,willIyieldnow。
Ho,mymerrymen!Comequickly!\"
ThenfromouttheforestleapedLittleJohnandsixstoutyeomencladinLincolngreen。
\"Hownow,goodmaster,\"criedLittleJohn,\"whatneedhastthouthatthoudostwindthyhornsoloudly?\"
\"Therestandsatinker,\"quothRobin,\"thatwouldfaintakemetoNottingham,theretohanguponthegallowstree。\"
\"Thenshallhehimselfhangforthwith,\"criedLittleJohn,andheandtheothersmadeattheTinker,toseizehim。
\"Nay,touchhimnot,\"saidRobin,\"forarightstoutmanishe。
Ametalmanheisbytrade,andamettledmanbynature;moreover,hedothsingalovelyballad。Say,goodfellow,wiltthoujoinmymerrymenall?
ThreesuitsofLincolngreenshaltthouhaveayear,besidesfortymarksinfee;thoushaltshareallwithusandleadarightmerrylifeinthegreenwood;forcareshavewenot,andmisfortunecomethnotuponuswithinthesweetshadesofSherwood,whereweshootthedundeerandfeeduponvenisonandsweetoatencakes,andcurdsandhoney。
Wiltthoucomewithme?\"
\"Ay,marry,willIjoinwithyouall,\"quoththeTinker,\"forIloveamerrylife,andIlovethee,goodmaster,thoughthoudidstthwackmyribsandcheatmeintothebargain。
FainamItoownthouartbothastouterandaslyermanthanI;
soIwillobeytheeandbethineowntrueservant。\"
Soallturnedtheirstepstotheforestdepths,wheretheTinkerwastolivehenceforth。Formanyadayhesangballadstotheband,untilthefamousAllanaDalejoinedthem,beforewhosesweetvoiceallothersseemedasharshasaraven\'s;
butofhimwewilllearnhereafter。
TheShootingMatchatNottinghamTownTHENTHESHERIFFwasverywrothbecauseofthisfailuretotakejollyRobin,foritcametohisears,asillnewsalwaysdoes,thatthepeoplelaughedathimandmadeajestofhisthinkingtoserveawarrantuponsuchaoneastheboldoutlaw。
Andamanhatesnothingsomuchasbeingmadeajestof;sohesaid:
\"OurgraciouslordandsovereignKinghimselfshallknowofthis,andhowhislawsarepervertedanddespisedbythisbandofrebeloutlaws。
AsforyontraitorTinker,himwillIhang,ifIcatchhim,upontheveryhighestgallowstreeinallNottinghamshire。\"
ThenhebadeallhisservantsandretainerstomakereadytogotoLondonTown,toseeandspeakwiththeKing。
AtthistherewasbustlingattheSheriff\'scastle,andmenranhitherandthitheruponthisbusinessanduponthat,whiletheforgefiresofNottinghamglowedredfarintothenightliketwinklingstars,forallthesmithsofthetownwerebusymakingormendingarmorfortheSheriff\'stroopofescort。
Fortwodaysthislaborlasted,then,onthethird,allwasreadyforthejourney。Soforththeystartedinthebrightsunlight,fromNottinghamTowntoFosseWayandthencetoWatlingStreet;
andsotheyjourneyedfortwodays,untiltheysawatlastthespiresandtowersofgreatLondonTown;andmanyfolksstopped,astheyjourneyedalong,andgazedattheshowtheymaderidingalongthehighwayswiththeirflashingarmorandgayplumesandtrappings。
InLondonKingHenryandhisfairQueenEleanorheldtheircourt,gaywithladiesinsilksandsatinsandvelvetsandclothofgold,andalsobraveknightsandgallantcourtiers。
ThithercametheSheriffandwasshownintotheKing\'spresence。
\"Aboon,aboon,\"quothhe,ashekneltupontheground。
\"Nowwhatwouldstthouhave?\"saidtheKing。\"Letushearwhatmaybethydesires。\"
\"OgoodmyLordandSovereign,\"spaketheSheriff,\"inSherwoodForestinourowngoodshireofNottingham,livethaboldoutlawwhosenameisRobinHood。\"
\"Ingoodsooth,\"saidtheKing,\"hisdoingshavereachedevenourownroyalears。Heisasaucy,rebelliousvarlet,yet,Iamfaintoown,arightmerrysoulwithal。\"
\"Buthearken,OmymostgraciousSovereign,\"saidtheSheriff。\"Isentawarranttohimwiththineownroyalsealattached,byarightlustyknave,buthebeatthemessengerandstolethewarrant。
Andhekilleththydeerandrobbeththineownliegesubjectsevenuponthegreathighways。\"
\"Why,hownow,\"quoththeKingwrathfully。\"Whatwouldstthouhavemedo?
Comestthounottomewithagreatarrayofmen-at-armsandretainers,andyetartnotabletotakeasinglebandoflustyknaveswithoutarmoronbreast,inthineowncounty!Whatwouldstthouhavemedo?ArtthounotmySheriff?ArenotmylawsinforceinNottinghamshire?Canstthounottakethineowncourseagainstthosethatbreakthelawsordoanyinjurytotheeorthine?Go,gettheegone,andthinkwell;devisesomeplanofthineown,buttroublemenofurther。Butlookwelltoit,MasterSheriff,forIwillhavemylawsobeyedbyallmenwithinmykingdom,andifthouartnotabletoenforcethemthouartnosheriffforme。
Solookwelltothyself,Isay,orillmaybefalltheeaswellasallthethievingknavesinNottinghamshire。Whenthefloodcomethitsweepethawaygrainaswellaschaff。\"
ThentheSheriffturnedawaywithasoreandtroubledheart,andsadlyheruedhisfineshowofretainers,forhesawthattheKingwasangrybecausehehadsomanymenabouthimandyetcouldnotenforcethelaws。So,astheyallrodeslowlybacktoNottingham,theSheriffwasthoughtfulandfullofcare。
Notaworddidhespeaktoanyone,andnooneofhismenspoketohim,butallthetimehewasbusydevisingsomeplantotakeRobinHood。
\"Aha!\"criedhesuddenly,smitinghishanduponhisthigh\"Ihaveitnow!
Rideon,mymerrymenall,andletusgetbacktoNottinghamTownasspeedilyaswemay。Andmarkwellmywords:beforeafortnightispassed,thatevilknaveRobinHoodwillbesafelyclappedintoNottinghamgaol。\"
ButwhatwastheSheriff\'splan?
Asausurertakeseachoneofabagofsilverangels,feelingeachcointofindwhetheritbeclippedornot,sotheSheriff,asallrodeslowlyandsadlybacktowardNottingham,tookupthoughtafterthoughtinturn,feelingaroundtheedgesofeachbutfindingineveryonesomeflaw。
AtlasthethoughtofthedaringsoulofjollyRobinandhow,ashetheSheriffknew,heoftencameevenwithinthewallsofNottingham。
\"Now,\"thoughttheSheriff,\"couldIbutpersuadeRobinnightoNottinghamTownsothatIcouldfindhim,IwarrantIwouldlayhandsuponhimsostoutlythathewouldnevergetawayagain。\"
Thenofasuddenitcametohimlikeaflashthatwerehetoproclaimagreatshootingmatchandoffersomegrandprize,RobinHoodmightbeoverpersuadedbyhisspirittocometothebutts;
anditwasthisthoughtwhichcausedhimtocry\"Aha!\"andsmitehispalmuponhisthigh。
So,assoonashehadreturnedsafelytoNottingham,hesentmessengersnorthandsouth,andeastandwest,toproclaimthroughtown,hamlet,andcountryside,thisgrandshootingmatch,andeveryonewasbiddenthatcoulddrawalongbow,andtheprizewastobeanarrowofpurebeatengold。
WhenRobinHoodfirstheardthenewsofthishewasinLincolnTown,andhasteningbacktoSherwoodForesthesooncalledallhismerrymenabouthimandspoketothemthus:
\"Nowhearken,mymerrymenall,tothenewsthatIhavebroughtfromLincolnTowntoday。OurfriendtheSheriffofNottinghamhathproclaimedashootingmatch,andhathsentmessengerstotellofitthroughallthecountryside,andtheprizeistobeabrightgoldenarrow。
NowIfainwouldhaveoneofuswinit,bothbecauseofthefairnessoftheprizeandbecauseoursweetfriendtheSheriffhathofferedit。
Sowewilltakeourbowsandshaftsandgotheretoshoot,forIknowrightwellthatmerrimentwillbea-going。Whatsayye,lads?\"
ThenyoungDavidofDoncasterspokeupandsaid,\"Nowlisten,Ipraythee,goodmaster,untowhatIsay。IhavecomestraightfromourfriendEadomo\'
theBlueBoar,andthereIheardthefullnewsofthissamematch。