Hewasnotallowedtofinish。Hemingwayhadflunghimtooneside,andwasracingdownthedeck。
Thedetectivespranginpursuit。
\"Onemoment,there!\"heshouted。
Butthemaninthewhitemess-jacketbarredhisway。
Inthemoonlightthedetectivesawthatthealert,bronzedyoungmanwassmiling。
\"That\'sallright,\"saidFearing。\"He\'llbebackinaminute。Besides,youdon\'twanthim。I\'mthemanyouwant。\"
THELONGARM
Thesafewasanoldonethatopenedwithakey。Asadjutant,CaptainSwansonhadchargeofcertainfundsoftheregimentandkeptinthesafeaboutfivethousanddollars。NoonebuthimselfandRueff,hisfirstsergeant,hadaccesstoit。AndasRueffprovedanalibi,themoneymighthavebeenremovedbyanoutsider。Thecourt-martialgaveSwansonthebenefitofthedoubt,andareprimandfornottakinggreatercareofthekeys,andSwansonmadegoodthefivethousand。
Swansondidnotthinkitwasaburglarwhohadrobbedthesafe。
HethoughtRueffhadrobbedit,buthecouldnotpossiblyprovethat。AtthetimeoftherobberyRueffwasoutsidethePresidio,inuniform,atamoving-pictureshowinSanFrancisco。Adozenpeoplesawhimthere。Besides,Rueffheldanexcellentrecord。
Hewasasilent,clerk-likeyoungman,betterat\"paperwork\"thancampaigning,butevenasasoldierhehadnevercomeuponthebooks。
Andhehadseenserviceintwocampaigns,andwassupposedtocherishambitionstowardacommission。But,ashekeptmuchtohimself,hisfellownon-comscouldonlyguessthat。
Onhiscaptain\'saccounthewasloyallydistressedoverthecourt-martial,andinhistestimonytriedtoshieldSwanson,byagreeingheartilythatthroughhisowncarelessnessthekeysmighthavefallenintothehandsofsomeoneoutsidethepost。
Buthisloyaltycouldnotsavehissuperiorofficerfromwhatwasaverdictvirtuallyof\"notproven。\"
Itwasamostdistressingaffair,and,onaccountofthesocialprominenceofSwanson\'speople,hisownpopularity,andthenamehehadmadeatBatangasandintheBoxerbusiness,wasmuchcommentedupon,notonlyintheservices,butbythenewspapersallovertheUnitedStates。
EveryonewhoknewSwansonknewthecourt-martialwasonlyamatterofform。Evenhisenemiesventuredonlytosuggestthatovernighthemighthaveborrowedthemoney,meaningtoreplaceitthenextmorning。AndtheonlyreasonforconsideringthisexplanationwasthatSwansonwasknowntobeindebt。Forhewasapersistentgambler。JustasatPekinhehadgambledwithdeathforhisnumber,intimesofpeacehegambledformoney。Itwasalwayshisownmoney。
FromthestartSwanson\'sownattitudetowardtheaffairwasoneofblind,unreasoningrage。Inithesawnonecessaryroutineofdiscipline,onlycrass,ignorantstupidity。Thatanyoneshouldsuspecthimwassopreposterous,sounintelligent,astobenearlycomic。Andwhen,instantly,hedemandedacourtofinquiry,hecouldnotbelieveitwhenhewassummonedbeforeacourt-martial。
Itsickened,wounded,deeplyaffrontedhim;turnedhimquitesavage。
Onhisstandhisattitudeandanswersweresoinsolentthathisoldfriendandclassmate,CaptainCopley,whowasactingashiscounsel,wouldgladlyhavekickedhim。Thefindingsofthecourt-martial,thatneitherclearednorcondemned,andthereprimand,wereanintolerableinsulttohisfeelings,and,inafitofbitterdisgustwiththeserviceandeveryoneinit,Swansonresigned。Ofcourse,themomenthehaddonesohewassorry。
Swanson\'sthoughtwasthathecouldnolongerassociatewithanyonewhocouldbelievehimcapableoftheft。Itwashisideaofshowinghisownopinionofhimselfandthearmy。
Butnoonesawitinthatlight。Onthecontrary,peoplesaid:
\"Swansonhasbeenallowedtoresign。\"Inthearmy,voluntarilyresigningandbeing\"allowedtoresign\"lestgreaterevilsbefall,aretwovastlydifferentthings。AndwhenitwastoolatenoonethanSwansonsawthatmoreclearly。Hisangergavewaytoextrememorbidness。Hebelievedthatinresigninghehadassuredeveryoneofhisguilt。Ineveryfriendandstrangerhesawamanwhodoubtedhim。Heimaginedsnubs,rebuffs,andcoldnesses。Hismorbidnessfasteneduponhismindlikeaparasiteuponatree,andthebrainsickened。Whenmenandwomenglancedathisalert,well-set-upfigureandshoulders,thatevenwhenhewore\"cits\"seemedtosupportepaulets,andsmiledapprovingly,Swansonthoughttheysneered。Inaweekhelongedtobebackinthearmywithahomesicknessthatmadeeveryonewhobelongedtoithisenemy。
HeleftSanFrancisco,wherehewasknowntoall,andtravelledsouththroughTexas,andthentoNewOrleansandFlorida。Henevercouldrecallthisperiodwithclearness。Herememberedchangingfromonetraintoanother,fromonehoteltothenext。
Nothingimpresseditselfuponhim。Forwhathehadlostnothingcouldgiveconsolation。Withouthonorlifeheldnocharm。Andhebelievedthatintheeyesofallmenhewasathief,apariah,andanoutcast。
HehadbeeninCubawiththeArmyofOccupation,andofthatbeautifulislandhadgrownfoolishlyfond。Hewasfamiliarwitheverypartofit,andhebelievedinoneoranotherofitsprettyportshecouldsocompletelyhidehimselfthatnoonecouldintrudeuponhismisery。IntheStates,inthenewspapersheseemedtoreadonlyofthoseplaceswherehehadseenservice,ofthoseplacesandfriendsandassociateshemostloved。InthelittleCubanvillageinwhichhewouldburyhimselfhewouldcuthimselfofffromallnewspapers,fromallwhoknewhim;fromthosewhohadbeenhisfriends,andthosewhoknewhisnameonlytoconnectitwithascandal。
OnhiswayfromPortTampatoCubatheboatstoppedatKeyWest,andforthehourinwhichshedischargedcargoSwansonwentashoreandwanderedaimlessly。Thelittletown,rearedonaflatislandofcoralandlimestone,didnotlongdetainhim。Themainstreetofshops,eating-houses,andsaloons,theprettyresidenceswithoverhangingbalconies,setamonggardensandmagnolia-trees,weresoonexplored,andhewasreturningtotheboatwhenthemartialmusicofabandcausedhimtohalt。Asidestreetledtoagreatgatewaysurmountedbyananchor。BeyonditSwansonsawlawnsofwell-keptgrass,regularpaths,prettycottages,thetwo-starredflagofanadmiral,and,risinghighabovethese,likefourEiffeltowers,thegiganticmastsofawireless。HerecognizedthathewasattheentrancetotheKeyWestnavalstation,andturnedquicklyaway。
Hewalkedafewfeet,themusicofthebandstillinhisears。InanhourhewouldbesteamingtowardCuba,and,shouldheholdtohispresentpurpose,inmanyyearsthiswouldbethelasttimehewouldstandonAmericansoil,wouldseetheuniformofhiscountry,wouldhearamilitarybandlullthesuntosleep。Itwouldhurt,buthewonderedifitwerenotworththehurt。Asmartsergeantofmarines,inpassing,castoneglanceatthemanwhoseemedalwaystowearepaulets,andbroughthishandsharplytosalute。TheactdeterminedSwanson。Hehadobtainedthesaluteunderfalsepretenses,butithadpleased,nothurthim。Heturnedbackandpassedintothegateofthenavalstation。
Fromthegateagrass-linedcarriagedriveledtothewatersoftheharborandthewharfs。Atitsextremeendwastheband-stand,flankedononesidebythecottageoftheadmiral,ontheotherbyasail-loftwithiron-barredwindowsandwhitewashedwalls。
Upontheturfwerepyramidsofcannon-ballsand,laidoutinrowsasthoughawaitingburial,old-timemuzzle-loadingguns。Acrosstheharborthesunwassinkingintothecoralreefs,andthespringair,stillwarmfromitscaresses,wasstirredbythemusicofthebandintogentle,rhythmicwaves。Thescenewasoneofpeace,order,andcontent。
ButasSwansonadvanced,themeasureofthemusicwasinstantlyshatteredbyafiercevolleyofexplosions。Theycamesosuddenlyandsharplyastomakehimstart。Itwasasthoughfromhisflankaquick-firingguninambushhadopeneduponhim。Swansonsmiledathavingbeentakenunawares。ForinSanFranciscoheoftenhadheardtheroarandrattleofthewireless。Butneverbeforehadhelistenedtoanattacklikethis。
Fromatinywhite-and-greencottage,squattingamongthefourgiantmasts,cametheroarofaforestfire。Onecouldhearthecrackleoftheflames,thecrashofthefallingtree-trunks。Theairaboutthecottagewastornintothreads;beneaththeshocksoftheelectricitythelawnseemedtoheaveandtremble。Itwaslikesomegiantmonster,boundandfettered,strugglingtobefree。Nowitgrowledsullenly,nowinimpotentrageitspatandspluttered,nowitlashedaboutwithcrashing,stunningblows。Itseemedasthoughthewoodenwallsofthestationcouldnotcontainit。
FromtheroadSwansonwatched,throughtheopenwindowsofthecottage,theelectricboltsflashandflareanddisappear。Thethingappealedtohisimagination。Itspower,itscapabilitiesfascinatedhim。Inithesawahungrymonsterreachingouttoeverycornerofthecontinentanddevouringthenewsoftheworld;feedingupontalesofshipwreckanddisaster,lingeringoversomedaintymorselofscandal,snatchingfromshipsandcitiestwothousandmilesawaythethrice-toldtaleofaconflagration,thescoreofabaseballmatch,thefallofacabinet,theassassinationofaking。
Inasuddenaccessoffierceness,asthoughinanecstasyoversomefreshhorrorjustreceived,itshriekedandchortled。Andthen,assuddenlyasithadbrokenforth,itsanktosilence,andfromtheendofthecarriagedriveagainrose,undisturbed,themusicoftheband。
Themusicianswereplayingtoaselectaudience。Onbenchesaroundtheband-standsatahalfdozennurse-maidswithknittingintheirhands,thebaby-carriageswithinarm\'slength。Ontheturfolderchildrenoftheofficerswereatplay,andupanddownthepathsbareheadedgirls,andmatrons,andofficersinuniformstrolledleisurely。Fromthevine-coveredcottageofAdmiralPreble,setinagardenoffloweringplantsandbendingpalmettos,camethetinkleoftea-cupsandtherippleoflaughter,andatarespectfuldistance,seatedonthedismantledcannon,weremarinesinkhakiandbluejacketsinglisteningwhite。
Itwasafamilygroup,andhadnotSwansonrecognizedamongthelittleaudienceothersofthepassengersfromthesteamerandnativesofthetownwho,likehimself,hadbeenattractedbythemusic,hewouldhavefeltthatheintruded。Henowwishedtoremain。Hewantedtocarrywithhimintohisexileamemoryofthemeninuniform,ofthemusic,andprettywomen,ofthegorgeouscrimsonsunset。But,thoughhewishedtoremain,hedidnotwishtoberecognized。
Fromtheglancesalreadyturnedtowardhim,hesawthatinthislittlefamilygatheringthepresenceofastrangerwasanevent,andhewasawarethatduringthetrialthenewspapershadmadehisfaceconspicuous。AlsoitmightbethatstationedatthepostwassomeofficerorenlistedmanwhohadservedwithhiminCuba,China,orthePhilippines,andwhomightpointhimouttoothers。
Fearingthis,Swansonmadeadetourandapproachedtheband-standfromthewharf,andwithhisbacktoahawser-postseatedhimselfuponthestring-piece。
Hewasovercomewithanintolerablemelancholy。Fromwherehesathecouldsee,softenedintoshadowsbythewirescreensoftheveranda,AdmiralPrebleandhiswifeandtheirguestsattea。A
monthbefore,hewouldhavereportedtotheadmiralasthecommandantofthestation,andpaidhisrespects。Nowhecouldnotdothat;atleastnotwithoutinvitingarebuff。Amonthbefore,heneedonlyhaveshownhiscardtotheadmiral\'sorderly,andtheorderlyandtheguardandtheofficers\'messandtheadmiralhimselfwouldhaveturnedthepostupsidedowntodohimhonor。Butofwhatavailnowwashisrecordinthreecampaigns?Ofwhatavailnowwashismedalofhonor?TheynowknewhimasSwanson,whohadbeencourt-martialled,whohadbeenallowedtoresign,whohadleftthearmyforthearmy\'sgood;theyknewhimasacivilianwithoutrankorauthority,asanex-officerwhohadrobbedhisbrotherofficers,asanoutcast。
Hisposition,ashismorbidmindthusdistortedit,temptedSwansonnolonger。Forbeinginthisplighthedidnotfeelthatinanywayhewastoblame。Butwithaflamingangerhestillblamedhisbrotherofficersofthecourt-martialwhohadnotclearedhisnameandwithacleanbillofhealthrestoredhimtoduty。Thosewerethemenheblamed;notRueff,thesergeant,whohebelievedhadrobbedhim,norhimself,who,inapassionofwoundedpride,hadresignedandsohadgivenreasonforgossip;
butthemenwhohadnotintoneslikeabugle-callproclaimedhisinnocence,who,whentheyhadhandedhimbackhissword,hadgivenitgrudgingly,notwithcongratulation。
Ashesawit,hestoodinaperpetualpillory。Whentheyhadrobbedhimofhishonortheyhadlefthimnaked,andlifewithouthonorhadlostitsflavor。Hecouldeat,hecoulddrink,hecouldexist。Heknewthatinmanycornersoftheworldwhitearmswouldreachouttohimandmenwouldbeckonhimtoaplaceattable。
Buthecouldnotcrossthatlittlestripofturfbetweenhimandthechatteringgroupontheverandaandhandhiscardtotheadmiral\'sorderly。Swansonlovedlife。Heloveditsothatwithouthelp,money,oraffectionhecouldeachmorninghavegreeteditwithasmile。Butlifewithouthonor!Hefeltasuddenhotnauseaofdisgust。Whywashestillclingingtowhathadlostitspurpose,towhatlackedtheonethingneedful?
\"Iflifebeanillthing,\"hethought,\"Icanlayitdown!\"
Thethoughtwasnotnewtohim,andduringthetwopastweeksofaimlesswanderinghehadcarriedwithhimhisserviceautomatic。
Toreassurehimselfhelaidhisfingersonitscoldsmoothsurface。
Hewouldwait,hedetermined,untilthemusicianshadfinishedtheirconcertandthewomenandchildrenhaddeparted,andthen——
Thentheorderlywouldfindhimwherehewasnowseated,sunkenagainstthehawser-postwithaholethroughhisheart。Tohisdisorderedbrainhisdecisionappearedquitesane。Hewassureheneverhadbeenmorecalm。Andashepreparedhimselffordeathheassuredhimselfthatforoneofhisstandardnootherchoicewaspossible。Thoughtsoftheactivepast,orofwhatdistressinthefuturehisactwouldbringtoothers,didnotdisturbhim。Thethinghadtobe,noonelostmoreheavilythanhimself,andregretswerecowardly。
Hecountedthemoneyhehadonhispersonandwaspleasedtofindtherewasenoughtopayforwhatservicesotherssoonmustrenderhim。Inhispocketswereletters,cards,acigarette-case,eachofwhichwouldtellhisidentity。Hehadnowishtoconcealit,forofwhathewasabouttodohewasnotashamed。Itwasnothisact。
Hewouldnothavedied\"byhisownhand。\"Tohisunbalancedbraintheofficersofthecourt-martialwereresponsible。Itwastheywhohadkilledhim。Ashesawit,theyhadmadehisdeathasinevitableasthoughtheyhadsentencedhimtobeshotatsunrise。
Alinefrom\"TheDrumsoftheForeandAft\"camebacktohim。
Oftenhehadquotedit,whensomeoneintheservicehadsufferedthroughthefaultofothers。Itwasthedeath-cryoftheboyofficer,Devlin。TheknivesoftheGhazihadcuthimdown,butitwashisownpeople\'sabandoninghiminterrorthathadkilledhim。Andso,withasob,heflungthelineattheretreatingbacksofhiscomrades:
\"You\'vekilledme,youcowards!\"
Swanson,nursinghisanger,repeatedthissavagely。Hewishedhecouldbringithometothosemenofthecourt-martial。Hewishedhecouldmakethemknowthathisdeathlayattheirdoor。Hedeterminedthattheyshouldknow。Ononeofhisvisiting-cardshepencilled:
\"TotheOfficersofmyCourt-Martial:\'You\'vekilledme,youcowards!\'\"
Heplacedthecardinthepocketofhiswaistcoat。Theywouldfinditjustabovetheplacewherethebulletwouldburnthecloth。
Thebandwasplaying\"AufWiedersehen,\"andthewaltzcarriedwithitthesadnessthathadmadepeoplecallthemanwhowroteitthewaltzking。Swansonlistenedgratefully。Hewasgladthatbeforehewentout,hislastmoodhadbeenofregretandgentleness。
Thestingofhisangerhaddeparted,themusicsoothedandsoberedhim。Ithadbeenaverygoodworld。Untilhehadbrokenthespineofthingsithadtreatedhimwell,farbetter,headmitted,thanhedeserved。Thereweremanyinitwhohadbeenkind,towhomhewasgrateful。Hewishedtherewassomewaybywhichhecouldletthemknowthat。Asthoughinanswertohiswish,fromacrosstheparade-groundthewirelessagainbegantocrashandcrackle;butnowSwansonwasatagreaterdistancefromit,andthesighingrhythmofthewaltzwasnotinterrupted。
Swansonconsideredtowhomhemightsendafarewellmessage,butasinhismindhepassedfromonefriendtoanother,hesawthattoeachsuchagreetingcouldbringonlydistress。Hedecideditwasthemusicthathadledhimastray。Thiswasnomomentforfalsesentiment。Helethishandcloseuponthepistol。
Theaudiencenowwasdispersing。Thenurse-maidshadcollectedtheircharges,themusiciansweretakingaparttheirmusic-racks,andfromthestepsofthevine-coveredverandaAdmiralPreblewasbiddingthefriendsofhiswifeadieu。Athissidehisaide,young,alert,confident,withill-concealedimpatienceawaitedtheirdeparture。
Swansonfoundthatheresentedtheaide。Heresentedthemannerinwhichhespeededthepartingguests。Evenifthereweremattersofimportancehewasanxioustocommunicatetohischief,heneednotmakeitplaintothewomenfolkthattheywereintheway。
When,amonthbefore,hehadbeenadjutant,inalikesituationhewouldhaveshownmoreself-command。Hedisapprovedoftheaideentirely。Heresentedthefactthathewasasyoungashimself,thathewasinuniform,thathewasanaide。Swansoncertainlyhopedthatwhenhewasinuniformhehadnotlookedsomuchtheconqueringhero,soself-satisfied,sosupercilious。Withasmilehewonderedwhy,atsuchamoment,amanhehadneverseenbefore,andneverwouldseeagain,shouldsodisturbhim。
Inhisheartheknew。Theaidewasgoingforwardjustwherehewasleavingoff。Theribbonsonthetunicoftheaide,thestrapsonhisshoulders,toldSwansonthattheyhadservedinthesamecampaigns,thattheywereofthesamerelativerank,andthatwhenhehimself,hadheremainedintheservice,wouldhavebeenabrigadier-generaltheaidewouldcommandabattle-ship。ThepossiblefutureoftheyoungsailorfilledSwansonwithhonorableenvyandbitterregret。Withallhissoulheenviedhimtherighttolookhisfellowmanintheeye,hisrighttodieforhiscountry,togivehislife,shoulditberequiredofhim,forninetymillionpeople,foraflag。Swansonsawthetwoofficersdimly,witheyesofbitterself-pity。Hewasdying,buthewasnotdyinggloriouslyforaflag。Hehadlosttherighttodieforit,andhewasdyingbecausehehadlostthatright。
Thesunhadsunkandtheeveninghadgrownchill。Atthewharfwherethesteamerlayonwhichhehadarrived,butonwhichhewasnottodepart,theelectriccargolightswerealreadyburning。
ButforwhatSwansonhadtodotherestillwaslightenough。
Fromhisbreast-pockethetookthecardonwhichhehadwrittenhismessagetohisbrotherofficers,readandrereadit,andreplacedit。
Savefortheadmiralandhisaideatthestepsofthecottage,andabareheadedbluejacketwhowasreportingtothem,andtheadmiral\'sorderly,whowaswalkingtowardSwanson,noonewasinsight。Stillseateduponthestringpieceofthewharf,Swansonsomovedthathisbackwastowardthefourmen。Themomentseemedpropitious,almostasthoughithadbeenprearranged。Forwithsuchanaudience,forhistakingoffnootherpersoncouldbeblamed。Therewouldbenoquestionbutthatdeathhadbeenself-inflicted。
ApproachingfrombehindhimSwansonheardthebriskstepsoftheorderlydrawingrapidlynearer。Hewonderedifthewharfweregovernmentproperty,ifheweretrespassing,andifforthatreasonthemanhadbeensenttoorderhimaway。Heconsideredbitterlythatthegovernmentgrudgedhimaplaceeveninwhichtodie。
Well,hewouldnotforlongbeatrespasser。Hishandslippedintohispocket,withhisthumbheloweredthesafety-catchofthepistol。
Butthehandwiththepistolinitdidnotleavehispocket。Thestepsoftheorderlyhadcometoasuddensilence。Raisinghisheadheavily,Swansonsawtheman,withhiseyesfixeduponhim,standingatsalute。Theyhadfirstmadehislifeunsupportable,Swansonthought,nowtheywouldnotlethimleaveit。
\"CaptainSwanson,sir?\"askedtheorderly。
Swansondidnotspeakormove。
\"Theadmiral\'scompliments,sir,\"snappedtheorderly,\"andwillthecaptainpleasespeakwithhim?\"
StillSwansondidnotmove。
Hefeltthatthebreaking-pointofhisself-controlhadcome。
Thisimpertinentinterruption,thisthrustingintothelastfewsecondsofhislifeofareminderofallthathehadlost,thisfutilepostponementofhisend,wascruel,unhuman,unthinkable。
Thepistolwasstillinhishand。Hehadbuttodrawitandpressitclose,andbeforethemarinecouldleapuponhimhewouldhaveescaped。
Frombehind,approachinghurriedly,camethesoundofimpatientfootsteps。
Theorderlystiffenedtoattention。\"Theadmiral!\"hewarned。
Twelveyearsofdiscipline,twelveyearsofrecognitionofauthority,twelveyearsofdeferencetosuperiorofficers,draggedSwanson\'shandfromhispistolandliftedhimtohisfeet。Asheturned,AdmiralPreble,theaide,andthebareheadedbluejacketwerecloseuponhim。Theadmiral\'sfacebeamed,hiseyeswereyoungwithpleasurableexcitement;withtheeagernessofaboyhewavedasideformalgreetings。
\"MydearSwanson,\"hecried,\"Iassureyouit\'samostastonishing,mostcuriouscoincidence!Seethisman?\"Heflungouthisarmatthebluejacket。\"He\'smywirelesschief。HewaswirelessoperatoronthetransportthattookyoutoManila。Whenyoucameinherethisafternoonherecognizedyou。Halfanhourlaterhepicksupamessage——picksituptwothousandmilesfromhere——fromSanFrancisco——AssociatedPressnews——itconcernsyou;thatis,notreallyconcernsyou,butIthought,wethought\"-asthoughsignallingforhelp,theadmiralglancedunhappilyathisaide-
\"wethoughtyou\'dliketoknow。Ofcourse,tous,\"headdedhastily,\"it\'squitesuperfluous——quitesuperfluous,but——\"
Theaidecoughedapologetically。\"Youmightread,sir,\"hesuggested。
\"What?Exactly!Quiteso!\"criedtheadmiral。
Inthefadinglightheheldclosetohiseyesapieceofpaper。
\"SanFrancisco,April20,\"heread。\"Rueff,firstsergeant,shothimselfhereto-day,leavingwrittenconfessiontheftofregimentalfundsforwhichSwanson,captain,latelycourt-martialled。MoneyfoundintactinRueff\'smattress。InnocenceofSwansonneverquestioned,butdissatisfiedwithfindingsofcourt-martialhasleftarmy。Brotherofficersmakingeveryefforttofindhimandpersuadereturn。\"
Theadmiralsighedhappily。\"Andmywife,\"headded,withanimpressivenessthatwasintendedtoshowhehadatlastarrivedattheimportantpartofhismessage,\"saysyouaretostaytodinner。\"
Abruptly,rudely,Swansonswunguponhisheelandturnedhisfacefromtheadmiral。Hisheadwasthrownback,hisarmsheldrigidathissides。Inslow,deepbreaths,likeonewhohadbeendraggedfromdrowning,hedrankinthesalt,chillair。Afteroneglancethefourmenalsoturned,andinthefallingdarknessstoodstaringatnothing,andnoonespoke。
Theaidewasthefirsttobreakthesilence。Inapolitetone,asthoughhewerecontinuingaconversationwhichhadnotbeeninterrupted,headdressedtheadmiral。\"Ofcourse,Rueff\'swrittenconfessionwasnotneeded,\"hesaid。
\"Hisshootinghimselfprovedthathewasguilty。\"
Swansonstartedasthoughacrosshisnakedshoulderstheaidehaddrawnawhip。
Inpenitenceandgratitudeheraisedhiseyestothestars。Highabovehisheadthestrandsofthewireless,swingingfromthetoweringmastslikethestringsofagiantAeolianharp,weresweptbythewindfromtheocean。ToSwansonthesighingandwhisperingwiressanginpraiseandthanksgiving。
THEGODOFCOINCIDENCE
TheGodofCoincidenceisfortunateinpossessinginnumerablepressagents。Theyhavemadethelengthofhisarmaproverb。Howatexactlytherightmomentheextendsitacrosscontinentsanddragstwoandtwotogether,thuscausingfourtoresultwherebutforhimsixesandsevenswouldhaveobtained,theyhavemadeknowntothereadersofallofourbestmagazines。Forinstance,HolworthyisleavingfortheCongotofindacureforthesleepingsickness,andforhimselfanysicknessfromwhichoneiswarrantednevertowakeup。Thisishisconditionbecausethebeautifulmillion-heiresswhoiswinteringattheAlexanderYoungHotelinHonoluluhasrefusedtoanswerhisletters,cables,andappeals。
Heisleaningupontherailtakinghislastneck-breakinglookattheWoolworthBuilding。Thegoing-ashorebuglehassounded,pocket-handkerchiefsarewaving;andJoeHutton,thelastvisitortoleavetheship,isatthegangway。
\"Good-by,Holworthy!\"hecalls。\"Wheredoyoukeepyourself?
Haven\'tseenyouattheclubinayear!\"
\"Haven\'tbeenthereinayear——normeanto!\"istheungraciousreplyofourhero。
\"Then,forHeaven\'ssake,\"exclaimsHutton,\"sendsomeonetotakeyourmailoutoftheHbox!EverytimeIlookforlettersIwadethroughyours。\"
\"Tearthemup!\"callsHolworthy。\"They\'rebills。\"
Huttonnowishalf-waydownthegangplank。
\"Thenyourcreditors,\"heshoutsback,\"mustallliveattheAlexanderYoungHotelinHonolulu!\"
ThatnightanexpresstrainshriekingthroughthedarknesscarriedwithittowardSanFrancisco——
InthishowevidentisthefineItalianhandoftheGodofCoincidence!
HadHutton\'snamebegunwithanM;hadtheHinHuttonbeensilent;hadhenotcarriedtotheMauretaniaasteamerbasketforhisrichaunt;hadhenotresentedthefactthatsinceHolworthy\'selectiontotheVanSturtevantClubhehadceasedtovisittheGrillClub——acureforsleepingsicknessmighthavebeendiscovered;
buttwolovingheartsneverwouldhavebeenreunitedandthatstorywouldnothavebeenwritten。
Or,Mrs。Montclair,withasuit-case,isleavingherhomeforevertojoinhandsomeHarryBellairs,whoisatthecornerwitharacing-carandallthemoneyofthebankofwhichhehasbeencashier。Astheguiltywomanplacesthefarewellletteragainstthepin-cushionwhereherhusbandwillbesuretofindit,herinfantsonturnsinhissleepandjabshimselfwithapin。Hishowlofanguishresemblesthatofapuppyonamoonlightnight。
Themotherrecognizeshermaster\'svoice。Shebelievesherchilddying,fliestothebedside,tearsuptheletter,unpacksthesuit-case。
Thenextmorningatbreakfastherhusband,readingthenewspaper,exclaimsaloud:
\"HarryBellairs,\"hecries,\"hasskippedwiththebank\'smoney!I
alwaystoldyouhewasnotamanyououghttoknow。\"
\"Hismannertome,\"shesaysseverely,\"alwayswasthatofaperfectgentleman。\"
Againcoincidencegetsthecredit。Hadnotthechildtossed——hadnotatthecriticalmomentthesafetypinproveduntruetothemanwhoinventedit——thathappyfamilyreunionwouldhavebeenimpossible。
Or,itmightbetoldthisway:
OldManMcCurdy,thePig-IronKing,forbidshisdaughterGwendolyneventothinkofmarryingpoorbuthonestBeefWalters,thebaseballpitcher,anddenieshimhishouse。Theloversplananelopement。
AtmidnightBeefistostandatthetradesman\'sentranceandwhistle\"WaitingattheChurch\";anddownthesilentstairsGwendolynistostealintohisarms。AttheverysamehourthebutlerhasplannedwiththepolicemanonfixedposttostealMotherMcCurdy\'sdiamondsandpassthemtoabrotherofthepoliceman,whoistowaitatthetradesman\'sentranceandwhistle\"WaitingfortheRobertE。Lee。\"
Thissoundsimprobable——especiallythatthepolicemanwouldallowevenhisbrothertogetthediamondsbeforehedid;but,withtheGodofCoincidenceonthejob,youshallseethatitwillallcomeoutright。Beefisfirstatthedoor。Hewhistles。
Thebutler——anEnglishbutler——withnoearformusic,shovesintohishandstiarasandsunbursts。HonestBeefhandsoverthebutlertothepolicemanandthetiarastoMotherMcCurdy。
\"HowcanIrewardyou?\"exclaimsthegratefulwoman。
\"Yourdaughter\'shand!\"
AgaintheGodofCoincidencescoresandBeefWaltersiscreditedwithanassist。AndforpreventingtherobberyMcCurdyhasthepeg-postcopmadeacaptain;thusenablinghimtoweardiamondsofhisownandraisinghimabovetheneedoftakingthemfromothers。
Theseexamplesofwhatthegodcandoaremerefiction;thestorythatcomesnowreallyhappened。Italsoisastoryofcoincidence。
Itshowshowthistimethelongarmwasstretchedouttomaketwoyoungpeoplehappy;itagainillustratesthat,intheinstrumentshechooses,theGodofCoincidenceworksinamysteriouswayhiswonderstoperform。Thistimethetoolheusedwasahatofgreenfelt。
Thestoryreallyshouldbecalled\"TheManintheGreenHat。\"
AtSt。James\'sPalacetheplenipotentiariesoftheAlliesandofTurkeyweretryingtobringpeacetoEurope;inRussellSquare,Bloomsbury,SamLowellwastryingtoarrangeapeacewithMrs。Wroxton,hislandlady。TheultimatumoftheAllieswas:\"Adrianopleorfight!\"
ThelastwordsofMrs。Wroxtonwere:\"Fivepoundsormoveout!\"
Samdidnothavefivepounds。HewasastrangerinLondon;hehadlosthispositioninNewYorkandthatverymorninghadrefusedtomarrythegirlheloved——PollySeward,theyoungwomantheSundaypaperscalled\"TheRichestGirlinAmerica。\"
Foranyman——foroneday——thatwouldseemtobetroubleenough;buttotheSultanofTurkeythatdaybroughttroublesfarmoreserious。
And,ashislosseswereSam\'sgain,wemustfollowthetroublesoftheSultan。Until,withtheaidofagreenfelthat,theGodofCoincidenceturnsthemisfortunesoftheSultanintoafortuneforSam,Sammustwait。
Fromthefirstdaysofthepeaceconferenceitwasevidenttherewasaleak。Thenegotiationshadbeenopenedunderamostsolemnoathofsecrecy。Astotheprogressoftheconference,onlysuchinformationormisinformation——ifthediplomatsconsidereditbetter-
aswasmutuallyagreeduponbytheplenipotentiarieswasgiventoawaitingworld。Buteachmorning,inadditiontotheofficialreportoftheproceedingsofthedayprevious,onenewspaper,theTimes,publishedanaccountwhichdifferedfromthatineveryotherpaper,andwhichundoubtedlycamefromtheinside。Indetailsitwasfarmoregenerousthantheofficialreport;itgavenames,speeches,arguments;itdescribedthewordybattlesofthediplomats,theconcessions,bluffs,bargains。
Afterthreedaysthematterbecamepublicscandal。Atfirst,theplenipotentiariesdeclaredtheeventsdescribedintheTimeswereinventedeacheveningintheofficeoftheTimes;buttheproceedingsofthedayfollowingshowedthepublicthiswasnotso。
Someoneactuallypresentattheconferencewastellingtalesoutofschool。ThesetaleswerecabledtoBelgrade,Sofia,Athens,Constantinople;andhourlyfromthosecapitalstheplenipotentiarieswereassailedbyadvice,abuse,andthreats。Thewholeworldbegantotakepartintheirnegotiations;fromeverysidetheywereattacked;
fromhomebytheYoungTurks,ortheOntoConstantinopleParty;
andfromabroadbypeacesocieties,religiousbodies,andchambersofcommerce。Eventhearmiesinthefield,insteadofwaitingfortheresultoftheirdeliberations,toldthemwhattodo,andthatunlesstheydidittheywouldbetterremaininexile。Tomakemattersworse,ineverystockexchangegamblingonthenewsfurnishedbytheTimesthreatenedthefinancialpeaceofEurope。Toworkundersuchconditionsofpublicitywasimpossible。ThedelegatesappealedtotheirhostsoftheBritishForeignOffice。
Unlessthechielamangthemtakin\'noteswasdiscoveredandtheleakstopped,theydeclaredtheconferencemustend。SpurredonbyquestionsinParliament,byappealsfromthegreatbankingworld,bycriticismsnotaltogetherunselfishfromtheothernewspapers,theForeignOfficesurroundedSt。James\'sPalaceandtheofficeoftheTimeswithanarmyofspies。Everysecretary,stenographer,andattendantattheconferencewasundersurveillance,hispastrecordlookedinto,hispresentcomingsandgoingsnoted。Eventheplenipotentiariesthemselveswerewatched;andemployeesoftheTimesweresecretlyurgedtosellthegovernmentthemanwhowassellingsecretstothem。Butthosewhowerewillingtobe\"urged\"
didnotknowtheman;thosewhodidknowhimrefusedtobebought。
ByaprocessofeliminationsuspicionfinallyrestedupononeAdolfHertz,ayoungHungarianscholarwhospokeandwroteallthemongrellanguagesoftheBalkans;whoforyears,asacopyingclerkandtranslator,hadbeenemployedbytheForeignOffice,andwhonowbyithadbeenlenttotheconference。ForthereasonthatwhenhelivedinBudapesthewasacorrespondentoftheTimes,thepolice,inseekingfortheleak,centredtheirattentionuponHertz。But,thougheverymomenthewaswatched,andthoughHertzknewhewaswatched,nopresentlinkbetweenhimandtheTimeshadbeenestablished-andthisinspiteofthefactthatthehoursduringwhichitwasnecessarytokeephimunderclosestobservationwerefew。Thosewerethehoursbetweentheclosingoftheconference,andmidnight,whentheprovincialeditionoftheTimeswenttopress。Fortheremainderoftheday,sofarasthepolicecared,Hertzcouldgotothedevil!Butforthosehours,exceptwhenonhisreturnfromtheconferencehelockedhimselfinhislodgingsinJermynStreet,detectiveswerealwaysathiselbow。
Itwassupposedthatitwasduringthisbriefperiodwhenhewaslockedinhisroomthathewrotehisreport;buthow,later,heconveyedittotheTimesnoonecoulddiscover。Inhisroomstherewasnotelephone;hisdoorsandwindowswereopenlywatched;
andafterleavinghisroomshismovementswere——astheyalwayshadbeen——methodical,followingaroutineopentoobservation。
Hisprogrammewasinvariablythesame。Eachnightatsevenfromhisfrontdoorhewalkedwest。AtRegentStreethestoppedtobuyaneveningpaperfromtheagednews-venderatthecorner;hethencrossedPiccadillyCircusintoCoventryStreet,skirtedLeicesterSquare,andattheendofGreenStreetenteredPavoni\'sItalianrestaurant。Therehetookhisseatalwaysatthesametable,hunghishatalwaysonthesamebrasspeg,orderedthesameHungarianwine,andreadthesameeveningpaper。Hespoketonoone;noonespoketohim。
Whenhehadfinishedhiscoffeeandhiscigarettehereturnedtohislodgings,andthereheremaineduntilherangforbreakfast。
Fromthetimeatwhichhelefthishomeuntilhisreturntoithespoketoonlytwopersons——thenews-vendertowhomhehandedahalfpenny;thewaiterwhoservedhimtheregulartabled\'hotedinner——betweenwhomandHertznothingpassedbutthreeandsixforthedinnerandsixpenceforthewaiterhimself。
Eachevening,themomenthemovedintothestreetaplain-clothesmanfellintostepbesidehim;anotherfollowedathisheels;andfromacrossthestreetmoreplain-clothesmenkepttheireyesoneveryoneapproachinghiminfrontorfromtherear。Whenheboughthiseveningpapersixpairsofeyeswatchedhimplaceahalfpennyinthehandofthenews-vender,andduringtheentiretimeofhisstayinPavoni\'severymouthfulheatewasnoted——
everydirectionhegavethewaiterwasoverheard。
OfthissurveillanceHertzwaswellaware。Tohavebeenignorantofitwouldhavearguedhimblindandimbecile。Butheshowednoresentment。Witheyesgraveanduntroubled,hesteadilyregardedhisescort;butnotbythehasteningofafootsteportheaccelerationofagesturedidheadmitthatbyhisaudiencehewaseitherdistressedorembarrassed。ThatwasthesituationonthemorningwhentheTreatyofLondonwastobesignedandsealed。
InspiteofthepublicitygiventotheconferencebytheTimes,however,whatthetermsofthetreatymightbenooneknew。IfAdrianopleweresurrendered;ifSalonikaweregiventoGreece;ifServiaobtainedaright-of-waytotheAdriatic——peacewasassured;
but,shouldtheYoungTurksrefuse——shouldAustriaproveobstinate-
notonlywouldthewarcontinue,butthePowerswouldbeinvolved,andthatgreater,moreawfulwar——thewardreadedbyalltheChristianworld——mightturnEuropeintoaslaughter-house。
WouldTurkeyandAustriaconsentandpeaceensue?Wouldtheyrefuseandwarfollow?ThatmorningthosewerethequestionsonthelipsofeverymaninLondonsaveone。HewasSamLowell;andhewasaskinghimselfanotherandmorepersonalquestion:\"HowcanIfindfivepoundsandpacifyMrs。Wroxton?\"
HehadfriendsinNewYorkwhowouldcablehimmoneytopayhispassagehome;buthedidnotwanttogohome。HepreferredtostarveinLondonthanbevulgarlyrichanywhereelse。ThatwasnotbecausehelovedLondon,butbecauseaboveeverythinginlifehelovedPollySeward——andPollySewardwasinLondon。Hehadbeguntoloveheronclassdayofhissenioryear;and,afterhisfatherdiedandlefthimwithnooneelsetocarefor,everydayhehadlovedhermore。
UntilamonthbeforehehadbeenintheofficeofWetmore&
Hastings,asmartbrokers\'firminWallStreet。HehadobtainedthepositionnotbecausehewasofanyusetoWetmore&Hastings,butbecausethefirmwastheonethroughwhichhisfatherhadgambledthemoneythatwouldotherwisehavegonetoSam。IngivingSamajobthefirmthoughtitwasmakingrestitution。Samthoughtitwasmakingthepunishmentfitthecrime;forheknewnothingofthewaysofWallStreet,andhavingtolearnthemboredhimextremely。Hewantedtowritestoriesforthemagazines。HewantedtobindtheminabookanddedicatethemtoPolly。Andinthiswisheditorshumoredhim——butnotsomanyeditorsorwithsuchenthusiasmastowarranthisturninghisbackonWallStreet。
Thathedidlaterwhen,afteratouroftheworldthathadbegunfromtheSanFranciscoside,PollySewardandhermotherandSenatorSewardreachedNaples。ThereSenatorSewardboughtoldItalianfurnitureforhisofficeonthetwenty-fifthflooroftheperfectlynewSewardbuilding。Mrs。SewardtriedtobuyforPollyaprincenearlyasoldasthefurniture,andPollyboughtpicturepost-cardswhichshesenttoSam。
Pollyhadbeenabsentsixmonths,andSam\'sendurancehadbeensotimedasjusttolastoutthehalf-year。Itwasnotguaranteedtowithstandanychangeofschedule,andthetwomonths\'delayinItalybrokehisheart。Itcouldnotrunovertimeonastarvationdietofpost-cards;sowhenhereceivedacablereading,\"AddressLondon,Claridge\'s,\"hishearttoldhimitcouldnolongerwait-
andheresignedhispositionandsailed。
OnhertriproundtheworldPollyhadlearnedmanythings。Shewasobservant,alert,intentonaskingquestions,hungeringforfacts。Andacharmingyoungwomanwhoseeksfactsratherthanattentionwillneverlackeither。ButofallthefactsPollycollected,theoneofsurpassinginterest,andwhichgaveherthegreatesthappiness,wasthatshecouldnotlivewithoutSamLowell。Shehadsuspectedthis,anditwaspartlytomakesurethatshehadconsentedtothetriproundtheworld。Nowthatshehadmadesure,shecouldnottoosoonmakeupforthedayslost。Samhadspenthismoney,andheeithermustreturntoNewYorkandearnmoreorremainnearPollyandstarve。Itwasanembarrassingchoice。Pollyherselfmadethechoiceevenmoredifficult。
OnemorningwhentheywalkedinSt。James\'sParktofeedtheducksshesaidtohim:
\"Sam,whenarewetobemarried?\"
Whenforthreeyearsamanhasbeenbeggingagirltomarryhim,andsheconsentsattheexactmomentwhen,withoutcapitulationtoallthatheholdshonorable,hecannotmarryanybody,hispositiondeservessympathy。
\"Mydearone,\"exclaimedtheunhappyyouth,\"youmakemethemostmiserableofmen!Ican\'tmarry!I\'minanawfulplace!IfI
marriedyounowI\'dbeacrook!Itisn\'taquestionofloveinacottage,withbreadandcheese。IfcottageswererentingforadollarayearIcouldn\'trentonefortenminutes。Ihaven\'tcheeseenoughtobaitamouse-trap。It\'sterrible!Butwehavegottowait。\"
\"Wait!\"criedPolly。\"Ithoughtyouhadbeenwaiting!HaveIbeenawaytoolong?Doyoulovesomeoneelse?\"
\"Don\'tberidiculous!\"saidSamcrossly。\"Lookatme,\"hecommanded,\"andtellmewhomIlove!\"
Pollydidnottaketimetolook。
\"ButI,\"sheprotested,\"havesomuchmoney!\"
\"It\'snotyourmoney,\"explainedSam。\"It\'syourmother\'smoneyoryourfather\'s,andbothofthemdislikeme。Theyevenhavetoldmeso。YourmotherwantsyoutomarrythatItalian;andyourfather,havinghalfthemoneyinAmerica,naturallywantstomarryyoutotheotherhalf。IfIwereselfishandmarriedyouI\'dbeallthethingstheythinkIam。\"
\"Youareselfish!\"criedPolly。\"You\'rethinkingofyourselfandofwhatpeoplewillsay,insteadofhowtomakemehappy。What\'stheuseofmoneyifyoucan\'tbuywhatyouwant?\"
\"Areyousuggestingyoucanbuyme?\"demandedSam。
\"Surely,\"saidPolly——\"ifIcan\'tgetyouanyotherway。Andyoumaynameyourownprice,too。\"
\"WhenIammakingenoughtosupportmyselfwithoutspongingonyou,\"explainedSam,\"youcanhaveasmanymillionsasyoulike;
butImustfirstmakeenoughtokeepmealive。Amanwhocan\'tdothatisn\'tfittomarry。\"
\"Howmuch,\"demandedPolly,\"doyouneedtokeepyoualive?MaybeIcouldlendittoyou。\"
Samwasentirelyserious。
\"Threethousandayear,\"hesaid。
Pollyexclaimedindignantly。
\"Icallthatextremelyextravagant!\"shecried。\"Ifwewaituntilyouearnthreethousandayearwemaybedead。Doyouexpecttoearnthatwritingstories?\"
\"Icantry,\"saidSam——\"orIwillrobabank。\"
Pollysmileduponhimappealingly。
\"YouknowhowIloveyourstories,\"shesaid,\"andIwouldn\'thurtyourfeelingsfortheworld;but,Samdear,Ithinkyouhadbetterrobabank!\"
Addressinganimaginaryaudience,supposedlyofmen,Samexclaimed:
\"Isn\'tthatjustlikeawoman?Shewouldn\'tcare,\"heprotested,\"howIgotthemoney!\"
Pollysmiledcheerfully。
\"NotifIgotyou!\"shesaid。Inextenuation,also,sheaddressedanimaginaryaudience,presumablyofwomen。\"That\'showIlovehim!\"sheexclaimed。\"Andheasksmetowait!Isn\'tthatjustlikeaman?Seriously,\"shewenton,\"ifwejustgoaheadandgetmarriedfatherwouldhavetohelpus。He\'dmakeyouavice-presidentorsomething。\"
AtthissuggestionSamexpressedhisextremedispleasure。
\"ThelasttimeItalkedtoyourfather,\"hesaid,\"Iwasinapositiontomarry,andItoldhimIwantedtomarryyou。Whathesaidtothatwas:\'Don\'tbeanass!\'ThenItoldhimhewasunintelligent——
andItoldhimwhy。First,becausehecouldnotseethatamanmightwanttomarryhisdaughterinspiteofhermoney;andsecond,becausehecouldn\'tseethathermoneywouldn\'tmakeuptoamanforhavinghimforafather-in-law。\"
\"Didyouhavetotellhimthat?\"askedPolly。
\"Someonehadtotellhim,\"saidSamgloomily。\"Anyway,asasourceofrevenuefatheriseliminated。IhavestillonechanceinLondon。IfthatfailsImustgohome。I\'vebeenpromisedajobinNewYorkreportingforaWallStreetpaper——andI\'llwritestoriesontheside。I\'vecabledformoney,andiftheLondonjobfallsthroughIshallsailWednesday。\"
\"Wednesday!\"criedPolly。\"Whenyousaythingslike\'Wednesday\'
youmaketheworldsodark!Youmuststayhere!Ithasbeensuchalongsixmonths;andbeforeyouearnthreethousanddollarsI
shallbeanold,oldmaid。Butifyougetworkherewecouldseeeachothereveryday。\"
TheywereintheSewards\'sitting-roomatClaridge\'s。Samtookupthedesktelephone。
\"InLondon,\"hesaid,\"myonebestandonlybetisamannamedForsythe,whohelpseditthePallMall。I\'lltelephonehimnow。
IfhecanpromisemeevenashillingadayI\'llstayonandstarve——
butI\'llbenearyou。IfForsythefailsmeIshallsailWednesday。\"
ThetelephonecallfoundForsytheatthePallMalloffice。HewouldbecharmedtoadviseMr。Lowellonamatterofbusiness。WouldhethatnightdinewithMr。Lowell?Hewould。AndmighthesuggestthattheydineatPavoni\'s?Hehadaspecialreasonforgoingthere,andthedinnerwouldcostonlythreeandsix。
\"That\'sreasonenough!\"Samtoldhim。
\"Anddon\'tforget,\"saidPollywhen,forthefifthtime,Samrosetogo,\"thatafteryourdinneryouaretolookformeattheDuchessofDeptford\'sdance。Iaskedherforacardandyouwillfinditatyourlodgings。Everybodywillbethere;butitisabigplace-fullofdarkcornerswherewecanhide。\"
\"Don\'thideuntilIarrive,\"saidSam。\"Ishallbeverylate,asIshallhavetowalk。AfterIpayforForsythe\'sdinnerandforwhiteglovesforyourdanceIshallnotbeinapositiontohireataxi。ButmaybeIshallbringgoodnews。MaybeForsythewillgivemethejob。Ifhedoeswewillcelebrateinchampagne。
\"
\"Youwillletmeatleastpayforthechampagne?\"beggedPolly。
\"No,\"saidSamfirmly——\"theduchesswillfurnishthat。\"
WhenSamreachedhislodgingsinRussellSquare,whichheapproachedwithconsiderabletrepidation,hefoundMrs。Wroxtonawaitinghim。Butherattitudenolongerwashostile。Onthecontrary,asshehandedhimalarge,squareenvelope,decoratedwiththestrawberryleavesofaduke,hermannerwashumble。
Samopenedtheenvelopeand,withapparentcarelessness,stuckitoverthefireplace。
\"Aboutthatbackrent,\"hesaid;\"Ihavecabledformoney,andassoon——\"
\"Iknow,\"saidMrs。Wroxton。\"Ireadthecable。\"Shewasreadingthecardofinvitationalso。\"There\'snohurry,sir,\"protestedMrs。
Wroxton。\"AnyofmyyounggentlemenwhoismadewelcomeatDeptfordHouseismadewelcomehere!\"
\"Credit,Mrs。Wroxton,\"observedSam,\"isbetterthancash。Ifyouhaveonlycashyouspenditandnothingremains。Butwithcredityoucancontinueindefinitelyto-to-\"
\"Soyoucan!\"exclaimedMrs。Wroxtonenthusiastically。\"Stayaslongasyoulike,Mr。Lowell。\"
AtPavoni\'sSamfoundForsythealreadyseatedand,withevidentinterest,observingthesceneofgayetybeforehim。TheplacewasnewtoSam,andafterthedarknessandsnowofthestreetsitappearedbothcheerfulandresplendent。Itwasbrilliantlylighted;
aceilingofgaypanelspickedoutwithgold,andredplushsofas,backedagainstwallshungwithmirrorsandfacedbyrowsofmarble-toppedtables,gaveitanairoftheContinent。
Samsurrenderedhishatandcoattothewaiter。ThehatwasasoftAlpineoneofgreenfelt。ThewaiterhungitwhereSamcouldseeit,ononeofmanyhooksthatencircledagildedpillar。
AftertwocourseshadbeenservedForsythesaid:
\"Ihopeyoudon\'tobjecttothisplace。Ihadaspecialreasonforwishingtobehereonthisparticularnight。Iwantedtobeinatthedeath!\"
\"Whosedeath?\"askedSam。\"Isthedinnerasbadasthat?\"
Forsytheleanedbackagainstthemirrorbehindthemand,bringinghisshoulderclosetoSam\'s,spokeinawhisper。
\"Asyouknow,\"hesaid,\"to-daythedelegatessigntheTreatyofLondon。ItstillmustreceivethesignaturesoftheSultanandthethreekings;andtheywillsignit。Butuntiltheydo,whatthetermsofthetreatyarenoonecanfindout。\"
\"I\'llbettheTimesfindsout!\"saidSam。
\"That\'sit!\"returnedForsythe。\"Hertz,themanwhoissupposedtobesellingthesecretsoftheconferencetotheTimes,dineshere。
To-nightishislastchance。Ifto-nighthecansliptheTimesacopyoftheTreatyofLondonwithoutbeingcaught,andtheTimeshasthecouragetopublishit,itwillbethebiggestnewspapersensationofmoderntimes;anditwilleithercauseafinancialpanicalloverEurope——orpreventone。Themantheysuspectisfacingus。Don\'tlooknow,butinaminuteyouwillseehimsittingaloneatatableontherightofthemiddlepillar。
Thepeopleatthetablesnearesthim——eventhewomen——aredetectives。HiswaiterisintheemployofScotlandYard。Themaitred\'hotel,whomyouwillseealwayshoveringroundhistable,isapoliceagentlentbyBulgaria。FortheAlliesareevenmoreanxioustostoptheleakthanweare。Weareinterestedonlyastheirhosts;withthemitisamatterofnationallifeordeath。Aweekagooneofourowninspectorstippedmeofftowhatisgoingon,andeverynightsincethenI\'vedinedhere,hopingtoseesomethingsuspicious。\"
\"Haveyou?\"askedSam。
\"Onlythis,\"whisperedForsythe——\"onfourdifferentnightsI\'verecognizedmenIknowareonthestaffoftheTimes,andontheothernightsmenIdon\'tknowmayhavebeenhere。Butafterallthatprovesnothing,forthisplaceisaresortofnewspaperwritersandeditors——andtheTimesmen\'sbeingheremayhavebeenonlyacoincidence。\"
\"AndHertz?\"askedSam——\"whatdoeshedo?\"
TheEnglishmanexclaimedwithirritation。
\"Justwhatyouseehimdoingnow!\"heprotested。\"Heeatshisdinner!Lookathim!\"hecommanded。\"Ofallintheroomhe\'stheleastconcerned。\"
SamlookedandsawthesuspectedAdolfHertzdanglingamassofmacaroniontheendofhisfork。Samwatchedhimuntilitdisappeared。
\"Maybethat\'sasignal!\"suggestedSam。\"Maybeeverythinghedoesispartofaciphercode!HegivesthesignalsandtheTimesmenreadthemandwritethemdown。\"
\"Amanwouldhaveafinechancetowriteanythingdowninthisroom!\"saidForsythe。
\"Butmaybe,\"persistedSam,\"whenhemakesthosestrangemovementswithhislipsheistalkingtoaconfederatewhocanreadtheliplanguage。Theconfederatewritesitdownattheofficeand——\"
\"Fantasticandextremelyimprobable!\"commentedForsythe。\"But,nevertheless,thefactremains,thefellowdoescommunicatewithsomeonefromtheTimes;andthepolicearepositivehedoesithereandthatheisdoingitnow!\"
TheproblemthatsogreatlydisturbedhisfriendwouldhavemoredeeplyinterestedSamhadthesolvingofhisowntroublebeenlessimperative。Thatalonefilledhismind。Andwhenthecoffeewasservedandthecigarslit,withoutbeatingaboutthebushSamaskedForsythebluntlyifonhispaperarisingandimpecuniousgeniuscouldfindaplace。WithevenlessbeatingaboutthebushForsytheassuredhimhecouldnot。Theanswerwasfinal,andthedisappointmentwassokeenthatSamsoonbeggedhisfriendtoexcusehim,paidhisbill,androsetodepart。
\"Betterwait!\"urgedForsythe。\"You\'llfindnothingsogoodoutatamusic-hall。ThisisHoudinigettingoutofhishandcuffsbeforeanaudienceentirelycomposedofpolicemen。\"
Samshookhisheadgloomily。
\"Ihaveafewhandcuffsofmyowntogetridof,\"hesaid,\"anditmakesmepoorcompany。\"
Hebadehisfriendgoodnightand,pickinghiswayamongthetables,movedtowardthepillaronwhichthewaiterhadhunghishat。ThepillarwastheonebesidewhichHertzwassitting,andasSamapproachedthemanhesatisfiedhiscuriositybyalonglook。UndertheglanceHertzloweredhiseyesandfixedthemuponhisnewspaper。Samretrievedhishatandlefttherestaurant。
Hismindimmediatelywasovercast。HerememberedhisdisappointmentandthatthepartingbetweenhimselfandPollywasnowinevitable。
WithoutconsideringhisdirectionheturnedtowardCharingCrossRoad。Buthewasnotlongallowedtomeditateundisturbed。
HehadonlycrossedthelittlestreetthatrunsbesidetherestaurantandpassedintotheshadowoftheNationalGallerywhen,atthebaseoftheIrvingMemorial,fromeachsidehewasfiercelyattacked。
Ayoungmanofeminentlyrespectableappearancekickedhislegsfromunderhim,andanotherofequallyimpeccableexteriormadeanhonestefforttoknockoffhishead。
Samplungedheavilytothesidewalk。Ashesprawledforwardhishatfellunderhimandinhisstruggletorisewashiddenbytheskirtsofhisgreatcoat。That,also,hehadfallenheavilyuponhishatwithbothkneesSamdidnotknow。Thestrangeactionsofhisassailantsenlightenedhim。Tohissurprise,insteadofcontinuingtheirassaultorattemptingaraiduponhispockets,hefoundthemengagedsolelyintuggingatthehat。Andsopreoccupiedweretheyinthisthat,thoughstillonhisknees,Samwasabletolandsomelustyblowsbeforearushoffeetcausedtheyoungmentoleaptotheirownand,pursuedbyseveralburlyforms,disappearintheheartofthetraffic。
Samroseandstoodunsteadily。HefoundhimselfsurroundedbyallofthosewhobutamomentbeforehehadleftcontentedlydiningatPavoni\'s。Inanexcitedcirclewaitersandpatronsoftherestaurant,bothmenandwomen,stoodinthefallingsnow,bareheaded,coatless,andcloakless,staringathim。ForsythepushedthemasideandtookSambythearm。
\"Whathappened?\"demandedSam。
\"Yououghttoknow,\"protestedForsythe。\"Youstartedit!Themomentyoulefttherestauranttwomengrabbedtheirhatsandjumpedafteryou;adozenothermen,withoutwaitingforhats,jumpedafterthem。Therestofusgotoutjustasthetwomenandthedetectivesdivedintothetraffic。\"
Abigman,withanairofauthority,drewSamtooneside。
\"Didtheytakeanythingfromyou,sir?\"heasked。
\"I\'venothingtheycouldtake,\"saidSam。\"Andtheydidn\'ttrytofindout。Theyjustknockedmedown。\"
Forsytheturnedtothebigman。
\"Thisgentlemanisafriendofmine,inspector,\"hesaid。\"HeisastrangerintownandwasatPavoni\'sonlybyaccident。\"
\"Wemightneedhistestimony,\"suggestedtheofficial。
Samgavehiscardtotheinspectorandthensoughtrefugeinataxicab。Forthesecondtimehebadehisfriendgoodnight。
\"Andwhennextwedine,\"hecalledtohiminparting,\"choosearestaurantwherethedetectiveserviceisquicker!\"
Threehourslater,brushedandrepairedbyMrs。Wroxton,andagainresplendent,SamsatinasecludedcornerofDeptfordHouseandbadePollyalongfarewell。Itwasespeciallylong,owingtotheunusualnumberofinterruptions;foritwasevidentthatPollyhadmanyfriendsinLondon,andthatnottoknowtheRichestOneinAmericaandherabsurdmother,andthepompous,self-satisfiedfather,arguedoneselfnobody。ButfinallytheduchesscarriedPollyofftosupwithher;andastheduchessdidnotincludeSaminherinvitation——atleastnotinsuchawaythatanyonecouldnoticeit——
Samsaidgood-night——butnotbeforehehadarrangedameetingwithPollyforeleventhatsamemorning。Ifitwasclear,themeetingwastobeattheduckpondinSt。James\'sPark;ifitsnowed,attheNationalGalleryinfrontofthe\"AgeofInnocence。\"
Afterrobbingtheduchessofthreesuppers,Samdescendedtothehallandfromanattendantreceivedhiscoatandhat,whichlattertheattendantofferedhimwiththeinsideofthehatshowing。Samsawinitthetrademarkofaforeignmaker。
\"That\'snotmyhat,\"saidSam。
Themanexpressedpolitedisbelief。
\"Ifounditrolledupinthepocketofyourgreatcoat,sir,\"heprotested。
ThewordsremindedSamthatonarrivingatDeptfordHousehehadtwistedthehatintoarollandstuffeditintohisovercoatpocket。
\"Quiteright,\"saidSam。Butitwasnothishat;andwithsomehopeofstillrecoveringhispropertyhemadewayforotherdepartingguestsandatonesidewaited。
Forsomeclewtothepersonhebelievedwasnowwearinghishat,Samexaminedtheoneinhishand。Justshowingabovetheinsidebandwassomethingwhite。Thinkingitmightbethecardoftheowner,Samremovedit。Itwasnotacard,butalongsheetofthinpaper,coveredwithtypewriting,andmanytimesfolded。Samreadtheopeningparagraph。Thenhebackedsuddenlytowardagreatchairofgoldandvelvet,andfellintoit。
Hewasconscioustheattendantsinpinkstockingswereregardinghimaskance;that,astheywaitedinthedraftyhallforcarsandtaxis,thenoblelordsinstarsandribbons,thenobleladiesintiarasandshowingmuch-fur-linedgaloshes,werediscussinghisstrangeappearance。Theymightwellbelievetheyouthwasill;theymighteasilyhaveconsideredhimintoxicated。Outsiderosethevoicesofservantsandpolicecallingthecarriages。Insideotherservantsechoedthem。
\"TheDuchessofSutherland\'scar!\"theychanted。\"Mrs。TrevorHill\'scarriage!TheFrenchambassador\'scarriage!BaronHaussmann\'scar!\"
Likeoneemergingfromatrance,Samsprangupright。Alittlefatman,withmildblueeyesandcurlyredhair,wasshylyandwithmurmuredapologiespushingtowardtheexit。BeforehegaineditSamhadwriggledawaytohiselbow。
\"BaronHaussmann!\"hestammered。\"Imustspeaktoyou。It\'samatterofgravestimportance。Sendawayyourcar,\"hebegged,\"andgivemefiveminutes。\"
Theeyesofthelittlefatmanopenedwideinsurprise,almostinalarm。HestaredatSamreprovingly。
\"Impossible!\"hemurmured。\"I——Idonotknowyou。\"
\"Thisisaletterofintroduction,\"saidSam。Intotheunwillingfingersofthebankerhethrustthefoldedpaper。Bendingoverhim,hewhisperedinhisear。\"That,\"saidSam,\"istheTreatyofLondon!\"
ThealarmofBaronHaussmannincreasedtoapanic。
\"Impossible!\"hegasped。And,withreproach,herepeated:\"Idonotknowyou,sir!Idonotknowyou!\"
Atthatmoment,toweringabovethecrush,appearedthetallfigureofSenatorSeward。TherichmanoftheNewWorldandtherichmanofEuropekneweachotheronlybysight。But,uponseeingSaminearnestconversewiththegreatbanker,thesenatorbelievedthatwithoutappearingtoseekithemightthroughSameffectameeting。Withaheartyslapontheshoulderhegreetedhisfellowcountryman。
\"Halloo,Sam!\"hecriedgenially。\"Youwalkinghomewithme?\"
Samdidnoteventurnhishead。
\"No!\"hesnapped。\"I\'mbusy。Go\'way!\"
Crimson,thesenatordisappeared。BaronHaussmannregardedtheyoungstrangerwithamazedinterest。
\"Youknowhim!\"heprotested。\"HecalledyouSam!\"
\"Knowhim?\"criedSamimpatiently。\"I\'vegottoknowhim!He\'sgoingtobemyfather-in-law。\"
Thefingersoftherichmanclutchedthefoldedpaperastheclawsofaparrotclingtothebarsofhiscage。Helethissablecoatslipintothehandsofaservant;heturnedbacktowardthemarblestaircase。
\"Come!\"hecommanded。
SamledhimtothesecludedcornerPollyandhehadleftvacantandtoldhisstory。
\"So,itisevident,\"concludedSam,\"thateachnightsomeoneintheserviceoftheTimesdinedatPavoni\'s,andthathishatwasthesamesortofhatastheonewornbyHertz;andeachnight,insidetheliningofhishat,Hertzhidthereportofthatday\'sproceedings。AndwhentheTimesmanlefttherestaurantheexchangedhatswithHertz。Butto-night——IgotHertz\'shatandwithitthetreaty!\"
Inperplexitytheblueeyesofthelittlegreatmanfrowned。
\"Itisaremarkablestory,\"hesaid。
\"Youmeanyoudon\'tbelieveme!\"retortedSam。\"IfIhadfinancialstanding——ifIhadcredit——ifIwerenotastranger-
youwouldnothesitate。\"
BaronHaussmannneitheragreednorcontradicted。Hemadeapoliteanddeprecatorygesture。Stillindoubt,hestaredatthepieceofwhitepaper。Stilldeepinthought,hetwistedandcreasedbetweenhisfingerstheTreatyofLondon!
Returningwiththeduchessfromsupper,PollycaughtsightofSamand,withahappylaugh,rantowardhim。Seeinghewasnotalone,shehaltedandwavedherhand。
\"Don\'tforget!\"shecalled。\"Ateleven!\"
Shemadeasweetandlovelypicture。Samroseandbowed。
\"I\'llbethereatten,\"heanswered。
WithhismildblueeyesthebaronfollowedPollyuntilshehaddisappeared。ThenheturnedandsmiledatSam。
\"Permitme,\"hesaid,\"toofferyoumyfelicitations。Youryoungladyisverybeautifulandverygood。\"Sambowedhishead。\"Ifshetrustsyou,\"murmuredthebaron,\"IthinkIcantrustyoutoo。\"
\"Howwonderfuliscredit!\"exclaimedSam。\"Iwasjustsayingsotomylandlady。Ifyouhaveonlycashyouspenditandnothingremains。Butwithcredityoucan——\"
\"Howmuch,\"interruptedthebanker,\"doyouwantforthis?\"
Samreturnedbrisklytothebusinessofthemoment。
\"Tobeyourpartner,\"hesaid——\"togethalfofwhatyoumakeoutofit。\"
Theastonishedeyesofthebaronwerelargewithwonder。AgainhereprovedSam。
\"WhatIshallmakeoutofit?\"hedemandedincredulously。\"DoyouknowhowmuchIshallmakeoutofit?\"
\"Icannotevenguess,\"saidSam;\"butIwanthalf。\"
Thebaronsmiledtolerantly。
\"Andhow,\"heasked,\"couldyoupossiblyknowwhatIgiveyouisreallyhalf?\"
Inhisturn,Sammadeadeprecatorygesture。
\"Yourcredit,\"saidSam,\"isgood!\"
Thatmorning,afterthewalkinSt。James\'sPark,whenSamreturnedwithPollytoClaridge\'s,theyencounteredherfatherinthehall。