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  TheHauntedHouseNo。IBranchLine:TheSignalManBULWER-LYTTON1803-73

  TheHauntedandtheHaunters。or,TheHouseandtheBrainTheIncantationTHOMASDEQUINCEY1785-1859

  TheAvengerCHARLESROBERTMATURIN1782-1824

  MelmoththeWandererLAURENCESTERNE1713-68

  AMysterywithaMoralWILLIAMMAKEPEACETHACKERAY1811-63

  OnBeingFoundOutTheNotchontheAxANONYMOUS

  BourgonefTheClosedCabinetTHEHAUNTEDHOUSE

  INTWOCHAPTERS

  THEMORTALSINTHEHOUSE

  Undernoneoftheaccreditedghostlycircumstances,andenvironedbynoneoftheconventionalghostlysurroundings,didIfirstmakeacquaintancewiththehousewhichisthesubjectofthisChristmaspiece。Isawitinthedaylight,withthesunuponit。Therewasnowind,norain,nolightning,nothunder,noawfulorunwontedcircumstance,ofanykind,toheightenitseffect。Morethanthat:

  Ihadcometoitdirectfromarailwaystation:itwasnotmorethanamiledistantfromtherailwaystation。and,asIstoodoutsidethehouse,lookingbackuponthewayIhadcome,Icouldseethegoodstrainrunningsmoothlyalongtheembankmentinthevalley。Iwillnotsaythateverythingwasutterlycommonplace,becauseIdoubtifanythingcanbethat,excepttoutterlycommonplacepeople——andtheremyvanitystepsin。but,IwilltakeitonmyselftosaythatanybodymightseethehouseasIsawit,anyfineautumnmorning。

  Themannerofmylightingonitwasthis。

  IwastravellingtowardsLondonoutoftheNorth,intendingtostopbytheway,tolookatthehouse。Myhealthrequiredatemporaryresidenceinthecountry。andafriendofminewhoknewthat,andwhohadhappenedtodrivepastthehouse,hadwrittentometosuggestitasalikelyplace。Ihadgotintothetrainatmidnight,andhadfallenasleep,andhadwokeupandhadsatlookingoutofwindowatthebrilliantNorthernLightsinthesky,andhadfallenasleepagain,andhadwokeupagaintofindthenightgone,withtheusualdiscontentedconvictiononmethatI

  hadn’tbeentosleepatall——uponwhichquestion,inthefirstimbecilityofthatcondition,IamashamedtobelievethatIwouldhavedonewagerbybattlewiththemanwhosatoppositeme。Thatoppositemanhadhad,throughthenight——asthatoppositemanalwayshas——severallegstoomany,andallofthemtoolong。Inadditiontothisunreasonableconductwhichwasonlytobeexpectedofhim,hehadhadapencilandapocket-book,andhadbeenperpetuallylisteningandtakingnotes。Ithadappearedtomethattheseaggravatingnotesrelatedtothejoltsandbumpsofthecarriage,andIshouldhaveresignedmyselftohistakingthem,underageneralsuppositionthathewasinthecivil-engineeringwayoflife,ifhehadnotsatstaringstraightovermyheadwheneverhelistened。Hewasagoggle-eyedgentlemanofaperplexedaspect,andhisdemeanorbecameunbearable。

  Itwasacold,deadmorningthesunnotbeingupyet,andwhenI

  hadout-watchedthepalinglightofthefiresoftheironcountry,andthecurtainofheavysmokethathungatoncebetweenmeandthestarsandbetweenmeandtheday,Iturnedtomyfellow-travellerandsaid:

  IBEGyourpardon,sir,butdoyouobserveanythingparticularinme?For,really,heappearedtobetakingdown,eithermytravelling-capormyhair,withaminutenessthatwasaliberty。

  Thegoggle-eyedgentlemanwithdrewhiseyesfrombehindme,asifthebackofthecarriagewereahundredmilesoff,andsaid,withaloftylookofcompassionformyinsignificance:

  Inyou,sir?——B。

  B,sir?saidI,growingwarm。

  Ihavenothingtodowithyou,sir,returnedthegentleman。prayletmelisten——O。

  Heenunciatedthisvowelafterapause,andnoteditdown。

  AtfirstIwasalarmed,foranExpresslunaticandnocommunicationwiththeguard,isaseriousposition。ThethoughtcametomyreliefthatthegentlemanmightbewhatispopularlycalledaRapper:oneofasectforsomeofwhomIhavethehighestrespect,butwhomIdon’tbelievein。Iwasgoingtoaskhimthequestion,whenhetookthebreadoutofmymouth。

  Youwillexcuseme,saidthegentlemancontemptuously,ifIamtoomuchinadvanceofcommonhumanitytotroublemyselfatallaboutit。Ihavepassedthenight——asindeedIpassthewholeofmytimenow——inspiritualintercourse。

  O!saidI,somewhatsnappishly。

  Theconferencesofthenightbegan,continuedthegentleman,turningseveralleavesofhisnote-book,withthismessage:’Evilcommunicationscorruptgoodmanners。’

  Sound,saidI。but,absolutelynew?

  Newfromspirits,returnedthegentleman。

  IcouldonlyrepeatmyrathersnappishO!andaskifImightbefavoredwiththelastcommunication。

  ’Abirdinthehand,’saidthegentleman,readinghislastentrywithgreatsolemnity,’isworthtwointheBosh。’

  TrulyIamofthesameopinion,saidI。butshouldn’titbeBush?

  Itcametome,Bosh,returnedthegentleman。

  ThegentlemantheninformedmethatthespiritofSocrateshaddeliveredthisspecialrevelationinthecourseofthenight。Myfriend,Ihopeyouareprettywell。Therearetwointhisrailwaycarriage。Howdoyoudo?Thereareseventeenthousandfourhundredandseventy-ninespiritshere,butyoucannotseethem。

  Pythagorasishere。Heisnotatlibertytomentionit,buthopesyouliketravelling。Galileolikewisehaddroppedin,withthisscientificintelligence。Iamgladtoseeyou,amico。Comesta?

  Waterwillfreezewhenitiscoldenough。Addio!Inthecourseofthenight,also,thefollowingphenomenahadoccurred。BishopButlerhadinsistedonspellinghisname,Bubler,forwhichoffenceagainstorthographyandgoodmannershehadbeendismissedasoutoftemper。JohnMiltonsuspectedofwilfulmystification

  hadrepudiatedtheauthorshipofParadiseLost,andhadintroduced,asjointauthorsofthatpoem,twoUnknowngentlemen,respectivelynamedGrungersandScadgingtone。AndPrinceArthur,nephewofKingJohnofEngland,haddescribedhimselfastolerablycomfortableintheseventhcircle,wherehewaslearningtopaintonvelvet,underthedirectionofMrs。TrimmerandMaryQueenofScots。

  Ifthisshouldmeettheeyeofthegentlemanwhofavoredmewiththesedisclosures,Itrusthewillexcusemyconfessingthatthesightoftherisingsun,andthecontemplationofthemagnificentOrderofthevastUniverse,mademeimpatientofthem。Inaword,Iwassoimpatientofthem,thatIwasmightilygladtogetoutatthenextstation,andtoexchangethesecloudsandvaporsforthefreeairofHeaven。

  Bythattimeitwasabeautifulmorning。AsIwalkedawayamongsuchleavesashadalreadyfallenfromthegolden,brown,andrussettrees。andasIlookedaroundmeonthewondersofCreation,andthoughtofthesteady,unchanging,andharmoniouslawsbywhichtheyaresustained。thegentleman’sspiritualintercourseseemedtomeaspoorapieceofjourney-workaseverthisworldsaw。Inwhichheathenstateofmind,Icamewithinviewofthehouse,andstoppedtoexamineitattentively。

  Itwasasolitaryhouse,standinginasadlyneglectedgarden:aprettyevensquareofsometwoacres。ItwasahouseofaboutthetimeofGeorgetheSecond。asstiff,ascold,asformal,andinasbadtaste,ascouldpossiblybedesiredbythemostloyaladmirerofthewholequartetofGeorges。Itwasuninhabited,buthad,withinayearortwo,beencheaplyrepairedtorenderithabitable。

  Isaycheaply,becausetheworkhadbeendoneinasurfacemanner,andwasalreadydecayingastothepaintandplaster,thoughthecolorswerefresh。Alop-sidedboarddroopedoverthegardenwall,announcingthatitwastoletonveryreasonableterms,wellfurnished。Itwasmuchtoocloselyandheavilyshadowedbytrees,and,inparticular,thereweresixtallpoplarsbeforethefrontwindows,whichwereexcessivelymelancholy,andthesiteofwhichhadbeenextremelyillchosen。

  Itwaseasytoseethatitwasanavoidedhouse——ahousethatwasshunnedbythevillage,towhichmyeyewasguidedbyachurchspiresomehalfamileoff——ahousethatnobodywouldtake。Andthenaturalinferencewas,thatithadthereputationofbeingahauntedhouse。

  Noperiodwithinthefour-and-twentyhoursofdayandnightissosolemntome,astheearlymorning。Inthesummer-time,Ioftenriseveryearly,andrepairtomyroomtodoaday’sworkbeforebreakfast,andIamalwaysonthoseoccasionsdeeplyimpressedbythestillnessandsolitudearoundme。Besidesthatthereissomethingawfulinthebeingsurroundedbyfamiliarfacesasleep——

  intheknowledgethatthosewhoaredearesttousandtowhomwearedearest,areprofoundlyunconsciousofus,inanimpassivestate,anticipativeofthatmysteriousconditiontowhichwearealltending——thestoppedlife,thebrokenthreadsofyesterday,thedesertedseat,theclosedbook,theunfinishedbutabandonedoccupation,allareimagesofDeath。ThetranquillityofthehouristhetranquillityofDeath。Thecolorandthechillhavethesameassociation。Evenacertainairthatfamiliarhouseholdobjectstakeuponthemwhentheyfirstemergefromtheshadowsofthenightintothemorning,ofbeingnewer,andastheyusedtobelongago,hasitscounterpartinthesubsidenceofthewornfaceofmaturityorage,indeath,intotheoldyouthfullook。Moreover,I

  oncesawtheapparitionofmyfather,atthishour。Hewasaliveandwell,andnothingevercameofit,butIsawhiminthedaylight,sittingwithhisbacktowardsme,onaseatthatstoodbesidemybed。Hisheadwasrestingonhishand,andwhetherhewasslumberingorgrieving,Icouldnotdiscern。Amazedtoseehimthere,Isatup,movedmyposition,leanedoutofbed,andwatchedhim。Ashedidnotmove,Ispoketohimmorethanonce。Ashedidnotmovethen,Ibecamealarmedandlaidmyhanduponhisshoulder,asIthought——andtherewasnosuchthing。

  Forallthesereasons,andforotherslesseasilyandbrieflystatable,Ifindtheearlymorningtobemymostghostlytime。Anyhousewouldbemoreorlesshaunted,tome,intheearlymorning。

  andahauntedhousecouldscarcelyaddressmetogreateradvantagethanthen。

  Iwalkedonintothevillage,withthedesertionofthishouseuponmymind,andIfoundthelandlordofthelittleinn,sandinghisdoor-step。Ibespokebreakfast,andbroachedthesubjectofthehouse。

  Isithaunted?Iasked。

  Thelandlordlookedatme,shookhishead,andanswered,Isaynothing。

  ThenitIShaunted?

  Well!criedthelandlord,inanoutburstoffranknessthathadtheappearanceofdesperation——Iwouldn’tsleepinit。

  Whynot?

  IfIwantedtohaveallthebellsinahousering,withnobodytoring’em。andallthedoorsinahousebang,withnobodytobang’em。andallsortsoffeettreadingabout,withnofeetthere。why,then,saidthelandlord,I’dsleepinthathouse。

  Isanythingseenthere?

  Thelandlordlookedatmeagain,andthen,withhisformerappearanceofdesperation,calleddownhisstable-yardforIkey!

  Thecallproducedahigh-shoulderedyoungfellow,witharoundredface,ashortcropofsandyhair,averybroadhumorousmouth,aturned-upnose,andagreatsleevedwaistcoatofpurplebars,withmother-of-pearlbuttons,thatseemedtobegrowinguponhim,andtobeinafairway——ifitwerenotpruned——ofcoveringhisheadandoverrunninghisboots。

  Thisgentlemanwantstoknow,saidthelandlord,ifanything’sseenatthePoplars。

  ’Oodedwomanwithahowl,saidIkey,inastateofgreatfreshness。

  Doyoumeanacry?

  Imeanabird,sir。

  Ahoodedwomanwithanowl。Dearme!Didyoueverseeher?

  Iseenthehowl。

  Neverthewoman?

  Notsoplainasthehowl,buttheyalwayskeepstogether。

  Hasanybodyeverseenthewomanasplainlyastheowl?

  Lordblessyou,sir!Lots。

  Who?

  Lordblessyou,sir!Lots。

  Thegeneral-dealeropposite,forinstance,whoisopeninghisshop?

  Perkins?Blessyou,Perkinswouldn’tgoa-nightheplace。No!

  observedtheyoungman,withconsiderablefeeling。hean’toverwise,an’tPerkins,buthean’tsuchafoolasTHAT。

  Here,thelandlordmurmuredhisconfidenceinPerkins’sknowingbetter。

  Whois——orwhowas——thehoodedwomanwiththeowl?Doyouknow?

  Well!saidIkey,holdinguphiscapwithonehandwhilehescratchedhisheadwiththeother,theysay,ingeneral,thatshewasmurdered,andthehowlhe’ootedthewhile。

  ThisveryconcisesummaryofthefactswasallIcouldlearn,exceptthatayoungman,asheartyandlikelyayoungmanaseverI

  see,hadbeentookwithfitsandhelddownin’em,afterseeingthehoodedwoman。Also,thatapersonage,dimlydescribedasaholdchap,asortofone-eyedtramp,answeringtothenameofJoby,unlessyouchallengedhimasGreenwood,andthenhesaid,’Whynot?

  andevenifso,mindyourownbusiness,’hadencounteredthehoodedwoman,amatteroffiveorsixtimes。But,Iwasnotmateriallyassistedbythesewitnesses:inasmuchasthefirstwasinCalifornia,andthelastwas,asIkeysaidandhewasconfirmedbythelandlord,Anywheres。

  Now,althoughIregardwithahushedandsolemnfear,themysteries,betweenwhichandthisstateofexistenceisinterposedthebarrierofthegreattrialandchangethatfallonallthethingsthatlive。andalthoughIhavenottheaudacitytopretendthatIknowanythingofthem。Icannomorereconcilethemerebangingofdoors,ringingofbells,creakingofboards,andsuch-

  likeinsignificances,withthemajesticbeautyandpervadinganalogyofalltheDivinerulesthatIampermittedtounderstand,thanIhadbeenable,alittlewhilebefore,toyokethespiritualintercourseofmyfellow-travellertothechariotoftherisingsun。Moreover,Ihadlivedintwohauntedhouses——bothabroad。Inoneofthese,anoldItalianpalace,whichborethereputationofbeingverybadlyhauntedindeed,andwhichhadrecentlybeentwiceabandonedonthataccount,Ilivedeightmonths,mosttranquillyandpleasantly:notwithstandingthatthehousehadascoreofmysteriousbedrooms,whichwereneverused,andpossessed,inonelargeroominwhichIsatreading,timesoutofnumberatallhours,andnexttowhichIslept,ahauntedchamberofthefirstpretensions。Igentlyhintedtheseconsiderationstothelandlord。

  Andastothisparticularhousehavingabadname,Ireasonedwithhim,Why,howmanythingshadbadnamesundeservedly,andhoweasyitwastogivebadnames,anddidhenotthinkthatifheandI

  werepersistentlytowhisperinthevillagethatanyweird-lookingolddrunkentinkeroftheneighborhoodhadsoldhimselftotheDevil,hewouldcomeintimetobesuspectedofthatcommercialventure!Allthiswisetalkwasperfectlyineffectivewiththelandlord,Iamboundtoconfess,andwasasdeadafailureaseverImadeinmylife。

  Tocutthispartofthestoryshort,Iwaspiquedaboutthehauntedhouse,andwasalreadyhalfresolvedtotakeit。So,afterbreakfast,IgotthekeysfromPerkins’sbrother-in-lawawhipandharnessmaker,whokeepsthePostOffice,andisundersubmissiontoamostrigorouswifeoftheDoublySecedingLittleEmmanuelpersuasion,andwentuptothehouse,attendedbymylandlordandbyIkey。

  Within,Ifoundit,asIhadexpected,transcendentlydismal。Theslowlychangingshadowswavedonitfromtheheavytrees,weredolefulinthelastdegree。thehousewasill-placed,ill-built,ill-planned,andill-fitted。Itwasdamp,itwasnotfreefromdryrot,therewasaflavorofratsinit,anditwasthegloomyvictimofthatindescribabledecaywhichsettlesonalltheworkofman’shandswheneverit’snotturnedtoman’saccount。Thekitchensandofficesweretoolarge,andtooremotefromeachother。Abovestairsandbelow,wastetractsofpassageintervenedbetweenpatchesoffertilityrepresentedbyrooms。andtherewasamouldyoldwellwithagreengrowthuponit,hidinglikeamurderoustrap,nearthebottomoftheback-stairs,underthedoublerowofbells。

  Oneofthesebellswaslabelled,onablackgroundinfadedwhiteletters,MASTERB。This,theytoldme,wasthebellthatrangthemost。

  WhowasMasterB。?Iasked。Isitknownwhathedidwhiletheowlhooted?

  Rangthebell,saidIkey。

  Iwasratherstruckbythepromptdexteritywithwhichthisyoungmanpitchedhisfurcapatthebell,andrangithimself。Itwasaloud,unpleasantbell,andmadeaverydisagreeablesound。Theotherbellswereinscribedaccordingtothenamesoftheroomstowhichtheirwireswereconducted:asPictureRoom,DoubleRoom,

  ClockRoom,andthelike。FollowingMasterB。’sbelltoitssourceIfoundthatyounggentlemantohavehadbutindifferentthird-classaccommodationinatriangularcabinunderthecock-

  loft,withacornerfireplacewhichMasterB。musthavebeenexceedinglysmallifhewereeverabletowarmhimselfat,andacornerchimney-piecelikeapyramidalstaircasetotheceilingforTomThumb。Thepaperingofonesideoftheroomhaddroppeddownbodily,withfragmentsofplasteradheringtoit,andalmostblockedupthedoor。ItappearedthatMasterB。,inhisspiritualcondition,alwaysmadeapointofpullingthepaperdown。NeitherthelandlordnorIkeycouldsuggestwhyhemadesuchafoolofhimself。

  Exceptthatthehousehadanimmenselylargeramblingloftattop,Imadenootherdiscoveries。Itwasmoderatelywellfurnished,butsparely。Someofthefurniture——say,athird——wasasoldasthehouse。therestwasofvariousperiodswithinthelasthalf-

  century。Iwasreferredtoacorn-chandlerinthemarket-placeofthecountytowntotreatforthehouse。Iwentthatday,andI

  tookitforsixmonths。

  ItwasjustthemiddleofOctoberwhenImovedinwithmymaidensisterIventuretocallhereight-and-thirty,sheissoveryhandsome,sensible,andengaging。Wetookwithus,adeafstable-

  man,mybloodhoundTurk,twowomenservants,andayoungpersoncalledanOddGirl。Ihavereasontorecordoftheattendantlastenumerated,whowasoneoftheSaintLawrence’sUnionFemaleOrphans,thatshewasafatalmistakeandadisastrousengagement。

  Theyearwasdyingearly,theleaveswerefallingfast,itwasarawcolddaywhenwetookpossession,andthegloomofthehousewasmostdepressing。Thecookanamiablewoman,butofaweakturnofintellectburstintotearsonbeholdingthekitchen,andrequestedthathersilverwatchmightbedeliveredovertohersister2Tuppintock’sGardens,Liggs’sWalk,ClaphamRise,intheeventofanythinghappeningtoherfromthedamp。Streaker,thehousemaid,feignedcheerfulness,butwasthegreatermartyr。TheOddGirl,whohadneverbeeninthecountry,alonewaspleased,andmadearrangementsforsowinganacorninthegardenoutsidethescullerywindow,andrearinganoak。

  Wewent,beforedark,throughallthenatural——asopposedtosupernatural——miseriesincidentaltoourstate。Dispiritingreportsascendedlikethesmokefromthebasementinvolumes,anddescendedfromtheupperrooms。Therewasnorolling-pin,therewasnosalamanderwhichfailedtosurpriseme,forIdon’tknowwhatitis,therewasnothinginthehouse。whattherewas,wasbroken,thelastpeoplemusthavelivedlikepigs,whatcouldthemeaningofthelandlordbe?Throughthesedistresses,theOddGirlwascheerfulandexemplary。Butwithinfourhoursafterdarkwehadgotintoasupernaturalgroove,andtheOddGirlhadseenEyes,andwasinhysterics。

  MysisterandIhadagreedtokeepthehauntingstrictlytoourselves,andmyimpressionwas,andstillis,thatIhadnotleftIkey,whenhehelpedtounloadthecart,alonewiththewomen,oranyoneofthem,foroneminute。Nevertheless,asIsay,theOddGirlhadseenEyesnootherexplanationcouldeverbedrawnfromher,beforenine,andbyteno’clockhadhadasmuchvinegarappliedtoheraswouldpickleahandsomesalmon。

  Ileaveadiscerningpublictojudgeofmyfeelings,when,undertheseuntowardcircumstances,atabouthalf-pastteno’clockMasterB。’sbellbegantoringinamostinfuriatedmanner,andTurkhowleduntilthehouseresoundedwithhislamentations!

  IhopeImayneveragainbeinastateofmindsounchristianasthementalframeinwhichIlivedforsomeweeks,respectingthememoryofMasterB。Whetherhisbellwasrungbyrats,ormice,orbats,orwind,orwhatotheraccidentalvibration,orsometimesbyonecause,sometimesanother,andsometimesbycollusion,Idon’tknow。but,certainitis,thatitdidringtwonightsoutofthree,untilIconceivedthehappyideaoftwistingMasterB。’sneck——inotherwords,breakinghisbellshortoff——andsilencingthatyounggentleman,astomyexperienceandbelief,forever。

  But,bythattime,theOddGirlhaddevelopedsuchimprovingpowersofcatalepsy,thatshehadbecomeashiningexampleofthatveryinconvenientdisorder。Shewouldstiffen,likeaGuyFawkesendowedwithunreason,onthemostirrelevantoccasions。Iwouldaddresstheservantsinalucidmanner,pointingouttothemthatI

  hadpaintedMasterB。’sroomandbalkedthepaper,andtakenMasterB。’sbellawayandbalkedtheringing,andiftheycouldsupposethatthatconfoundedboyhadlivedanddied,toclothehimselfwithnobetterbehaviorthanwouldmostunquestionablyhavebroughthimandthesharpestparticlesofabirch-broomintocloseacquaintanceinthepresentimperfectstateofexistence,couldtheyalsosupposeamerepoorhumanbeing,suchasIwas,capablebythosecontemptiblemeansofcounteractingandlimitingthepowersofthedisembodiedspiritsofthedead,orofanyspirits?——IsayIwouldbecomeemphaticandcogent,nottosayrathercomplacent,insuchanaddress,whenitwouldallgofornothingbyreasonoftheOddGirl’ssuddenlystiffeningfromthetoesupward,andglaringamonguslikeaparochialpetrifaction。

  Streaker,thehousemaid,too,hadanattributeofamostdiscomfitingnature。Iamunabletosaywhethershewasofanusuallylymphatictemperament,orwhatelsewasthematterwithher,butthisyoungwomanbecameamereDistilleryfortheproductionofthelargestandmosttransparenttearsIevermetwith。Combinedwiththesecharacteristics,wasapeculiartenacityofholdinthosespecimens,sothattheydidn’tfall,buthunguponherfaceandnose。Inthiscondition,andmildlyanddeplorablyshakingherhead,hersilencewouldthrowmemoreheavilythantheAdmirableCrichtoncouldhavedoneinaverbaldisputationforapurseofmoney。Cook,likewise,alwayscoveredmewithconfusionaswithagarment,byneatlywindingupthesessionwiththeprotestthattheOusewaswearingherout,andbymeeklyrepeatingherlastwishesregardinghersilverwatch。

  Astoournightlylife,thecontagionofsuspicionandfearwasamongus,andthereisnosuchcontagionunderthesky。Hoodedwoman?Accordingtotheaccounts,wewereinaperfectConventofhoodedwomen。Noises?Withthatcontagiondownstairs,Imyselfhavesatinthedismalparlor,listening,untilIhaveheardsomanyandsuchstrangenoises,thattheywouldhavechilledmybloodifIhadnotwarmeditbydashingouttomakediscoveries。Trythisinbed,inthedeadofthenight:trythisatyourowncomfortablefire-side,inthelifeofthenight。Youcanfillanyhousewithnoises,ifyouwill,untilyouhaveanoiseforeverynerveinyournervoussystem。

  Irepeat。thecontagionofsuspicionandfearwasamongus,andthereisnosuchcontagionunderthesky。Thewomentheirnosesinachronicstateofexcoriationfromsmelling-saltswerealwaysprimedandloadedforaswoon,andreadytogooffwithhair-

  triggers。ThetwoelderdetachedtheOddGirlonallexpeditionsthatwereconsidereddoublyhazardous,andshealwaysestablishedthereputationofsuchadventuresbycomingbackcataleptic。IfCookorStreakerwentoverheadafterdark,weknewweshouldpresentlyhearabumpontheceiling。andthistookplacesoconstantly,thatitwasasifafightingmanwereengagedtogoaboutthehouse,administeringatouchofhisartwhichIbelieveiscalledTheAuctioneer,toeverydomestichemetwith。

  Itwasinvaintodoanything。Itwasinvaintobefrightened,forthemomentinone’sownperson,byarealowl,andthentoshowtheowl。Itwasinvaintodiscover,bystrikinganaccidentaldiscordonthepiano,thatTurkalwayshowledatparticularnotesandcombinations。ItwasinvaintobeaRhadamanthuswiththebells,andifanunfortunatebellrangwithoutleave,tohaveitdowninexorablyandsilenceit。Itwasinvaintofireupchimneys,lettorchesdownthewell,chargefuriouslyintosuspectedroomsandrecesses。Wechangedservants,anditwasnobetter。Thenewsetranaway,andathirdsetcame,anditwasnobetter。Atlast,ourcomfortablehousekeepinggottobesodisorganisedandwretched,thatIonenightdejectedlysaidtomysister:Patty,Ibegintodespairofourgettingpeopletogoonwithushere,andIthinkwemustgivethisup。

  Mysister,whoisawomanofimmensespirit,replied,No,John,don’tgiveitup。Don’tbebeaten,John。Thereisanotherway。

  Andwhatisthat?saidI。

  John,returnedmysister,ifwearenottobedrivenoutofthishouse,andthatfornoreasonwhatever,thatisapparenttoyouorme,wemusthelpourselvesandtakethehousewhollyandsolelyintoourownhands。

  But,theservants,saidI。

  Havenoservants,saidmysister,boldly。

  Likemostpeopleinmygradeoflife,Ihadneverthoughtofthepossibilityofgoingonwithoutthosefaithfulobstructions。Thenotionwassonewtomewhensuggested,thatIlookedverydoubtful。

  Weknowtheycomeheretobefrightenedandinfectoneanother,andweknowtheyarefrightenedanddoinfectoneanother,saidmysister。

  WiththeexceptionofBottles,Iobserved,inameditativetone。

  Thedeafstable-man。Ikepthiminmyservice,andstillkeephim,asaphenomenonofmorosenessnottobematchedinEngland。

  Tobesure,John,assentedmysister。exceptBottles。Andwhatdoesthatgotoprove?Bottlestalkstonobody,andhearsnobodyunlessheisabsolutelyroaredat,andwhatalarmhasBottlesevergiven,ortaken?None。

  Thiswasperfectlytrue。theindividualinquestionhavingretired,everynightatteno’clock,tohisbedoverthecoach-house,withnoothercompanythanapitchforkandapailofwater。Thatthepailofwaterwouldhavebeenoverme,andthepitchforkthroughme,ifIhadputmyselfwithoutannouncementinBottles’swayafterthatminute,Ihaddepositedinmyownmindasafactworthremembering。NeitherhadBottlesevertakentheleastnoticeofanyofourmanyuproars。Animperturbableandspeechlessman,hehadsatathissupper,withStreakerpresentinaswoon,andtheOddGirlmarble,andhadonlyputanotherpotatoinhischeek,orprofitedbythegeneralmiserytohelphimselftobeefsteakpie。

  Andso,continuedmysister,IexemptBottles。Andconsidering,John,thatthehouseistoolarge,andperhapstoolonely,tobekeptwellinhandbyBottles,you,andme,Iproposethatwecastaboutamongourfriendsforacertainselectednumberofthemostreliableandwilling——formaSocietyhereforthreemonths——waituponourselvesandoneanother——livecheerfullyandsocially——andseewhathappens。

  Iwassocharmedwithmysister,thatIembracedheronthespot,andwentintoherplanwiththegreatestardor。

  WeweretheninthethirdweekofNovember。but,wetookourmeasuressovigorously,andweresowellsecondedbythefriendsinwhomweconfided,thattherewasstillaweekofthemonthunexpired,whenourpartyallcamedowntogethermerrily,andmusteredinthehauntedhouse。

  Iwillmention,inthisplace,twosmallchangesthatImadewhilemysisterandIwereyetalone。ItoccurringtomeasnotimprobablethatTurkhowledinthehouseatnight,partlybecausehewantedtogetoutofit,Istationedhiminhiskenneloutside,butunchained。andIseriouslywarnedthevillagethatanymanwhocameinhiswaymustnotexpecttoleavehimwithoutaripinhisownthroat。IthencasuallyaskedIkeyifhewereajudgeofagun?Onhissaying,Yes,sir,IknowsagoodgunwhenIseesher,Ibeggedthefavorofhissteppinguptothehouseandlookingatmine。

  SHE’Satrueone,sir,saidIkey,afterinspectingadouble-

  barrelledriflethatIboughtinNewYorkafewyearsago。NomistakeaboutHER,sir。

  Ikey,saidI,don’tmentionit。Ihaveseensomethinginthishouse。

  No,sir?hewhispered,greedilyopeninghiseyes。’Oodedlady,sir?

  Don’tbefrightened,saidI。Itwasafigureratherlikeyou。

  Lord,sir?

  Ikey!saidI,shakinghandswithhimwarmly,Imaysayaffectionately。ifthereisanytruthintheseghost-stories,thegreatestserviceIcandoyou,is,tofireatthatfigure。AndI

  promiseyou,byHeavenandearth,IwilldoitwiththisgunifI

  seeitagain!

  Theyoungmanthankedme,andtookhisleavewithsomelittleprecipitation,afterdecliningaglassofliquor。Iimpartedmysecrettohim,becauseIhadneverquiteforgottenhisthrowinghiscapatthebell。becauseIhad,onanotheroccasion,noticedsomethingverylikeafurcap,lyingnotfarfromthebell,onenightwhenithadburstoutringing。andbecauseIhadremarkedthatwewereatourghostliestwheneverhecameupintheeveningtocomforttheservants。LetmedoIkeynoinjustice。Hewasafraidofthehouse,andbelievedinitsbeinghaunted。andyethewouldplayfalseonthehauntingside,sosurelyashegotanopportunity。TheOddGirl’scasewasexactlysimilar。Shewentaboutthehouseinastateofrealterror,andyetliedmonstrouslyandwilfully,andinventedmanyofthealarmsshespread,andmademanyofthesoundsweheard。Ihadhadmyeyeonthetwo,andI

  knowit。Itisnotnecessaryforme,here,toaccountforthispreposterousstateofmind。Icontentmyselfwithremarkingthatitisfamiliarlyknowntoeveryintelligentmanwhohashadfairmedical,legal,orotherwatchfulexperience。thatitisaswellestablishedandascommonastateofmindasanywithwhichobserversareacquainted。andthatitisoneofthefirstelements,aboveallothers,rationallytobesuspectedin,andstrictlylookedfor,andseparatedfrom,anyquestionofthiskind。

  Toreturntoourparty。Thefirstthingwedidwhenwewereallassembled,was,todrawlotsforbedrooms。Thatdone,andeverybedroom,and,indeed,thewholehouse,havingbeenminutelyexaminedbythewholebody,weallottedthevarioushouseholdduties,asifwehadbeenonagipsyparty,orayachtingparty,orahuntingparty,orwereshipwrecked。Ithenrecountedthefloatingrumorsconcerningthehoodedlady,theowl,andMasterB。:

  withothers,stillmorefilmy,whichhadfloatedaboutduringouroccupation,relativetosomeridiculousoldghostofthefemalegenderwhowentupanddown,carryingtheghostofaroundtable。

  andalsotoanimpalpableJackass,whomnobodywaseverabletocatch。SomeoftheseideasIreallybelieveourpeoplebelowhadcommunicatedtooneanotherinsomediseasedway,withoutconveyingtheminwords。Wethengravelycalledoneanothertowitness,thatwewerenottheretobedeceived,ortodeceive——whichweconsideredprettymuchthesamething——andthat,withaserioussenseofresponsibility,wewouldbestrictlytruetooneanother,andwouldstrictlyfollowoutthetruth。Theunderstandingwasestablished,thatanyonewhoheardunusualnoisesinthenight,andwhowishedtotracethem,shouldknockatmydoor。lastly,thatonTwelfthNight,thelastnightofholyChristmas,allourindividualexperiencessincethatthenpresenthourofourcomingtogetherinthehauntedhouse,shouldbebroughttolightforthegoodofall。andthatwewouldholdourpeaceonthesubjecttillthen,unlessonsomeremarkableprovocationtobreaksilence。

  Wewere,innumberandincharacter,asfollows:

  First——togetmysisterandmyselfoutoftheway——therewerewetwo。Inthedrawingoflots,mysisterdrewherownroom,andI

  drewMasterB。’s。Next,therewasourfirstcousinJohnHerschel,socalledafterthegreatastronomer:thanwhomIsupposeabettermanatatelescopedoesnotbreathe。Withhim,washiswife:acharmingcreaturetowhomhehadbeenmarriedinthepreviousspring。Ithoughtitunderthecircumstancesratherimprudenttobringher,becausethereisnoknowingwhatevenafalsealarmmaydoatsuchatime。butIsupposeheknewhisownbusinessbest,andImustsaythatifshehadbeenMYwife,Inevercouldhaveleftherendearingandbrightfacebehind。TheydrewtheClockRoom。

  AlfredStarling,anuncommonlyagreeableyoungfellowofeight-and-

  twentyforwhomIhavethegreatestliking,wasintheDoubleRoom。

  mine,usually,anddesignatedbythatnamefromhavingadressing-

  roomwithinit,withtwolargeandcumbersomewindows,whichnowedgesIwaseverabletomake,wouldkeepfromshaking,inanyweather,windornowind。Alfredisayoungfellowwhopretendstobefastanotherwordforloose,asIunderstandtheterm,butwhoismuchtoogoodandsensibleforthatnonsense,andwhowouldhavedistinguishedhimselfbeforenow,ifhisfatherhadnotunfortunatelylefthimasmallindependenceoftwohundredayear,onthestrengthofwhichhisonlyoccupationinlifehasbeentospendsix。Iaminhopes,however,thathisBankermaybreak,orthathemayenterintosomespeculationguaranteedtopaytwentypercent……for,Iamconvincedthatifhecouldonlyberuined,hisfortuneismade。BelindaBates,bosomfriendofmysister,andamostintellectual,amiable,anddelightfulgirl,gotthePictureRoom。Shehasafinegeniusforpoetry,combinedwithrealbusinessearnestness,andgoesin——touseanexpressionofAlfred’s——forWoman’smission,Woman’srights,Woman’swrongs,andeverythingthatiswoman’swithacapitalW,orisnotandoughttobe,orisandoughtnottobe。Mostpraiseworthy,mydear,andHeavenprosperyou!IwhisperedtoheronthefirstnightofmytakingleaveofheratthePicture-Roomdoor,butdon’toverdoit。

  Andinrespectofthegreatnecessitythereis,mydarling,formoreemploymentsbeingwithinthereachofWomanthanourcivilisationhasasyetassignedtoher,don’tflyattheunfortunatemen,eventhosemenwhoareatfirstsightinyourway,asiftheywerethenaturaloppressorsofyoursex。for,trustme,Belinda,theydosometimesspendtheirwagesamongwivesanddaughters,sisters,mothers,aunts,andgrandmothers。andtheplayis,really,notALLWolfandRedRiding-Hood,buthasotherpartsinit。However,Idigress。

  Belinda,asIhavementioned,occupiedthePictureRoom。Wehadbutthreeotherchambers:theCornerRoom,theCupboardRoom,andtheGardenRoom。Myoldfriend,JackGovernor,slunghishammock,ashecalledit,intheCornerRoom。IhavealwaysregardedJackasthefinest-lookingsailorthateversailed。Heisgraynow,butashandsomeashewasaquarterofacenturyago——

  nay,handsomer。Aportly,cheery,well-builtfigureofabroad-

  shoulderedman,withafranksmile,abrilliantdarkeye,andarichdarkeyebrow。Irememberthoseunderdarkerhair,andtheylookallthebetterfortheirsilversetting。HehasbeenwhereverhisUnionnamesakeflies,hasJack,andIhavemetoldshipmatesofhis,awayintheMediterraneanandontheothersideoftheAtlantic,whohavebeamedandbrightenedatthecasualmentionofhisname,andhavecried,YouknowJackGovernor?Thenyouknowaprinceofmen!Thatheis!Andsounmistakablyanavalofficer,thatifyouweretomeethimcomingoutofanEsquimauxsnow-hutinseal’sskin,youwouldbevaguelypersuadedhewasinfullnavaluniform。

  Jackoncehadthatbrightcleareyeofhisonmysister。but,itfelloutthathemarriedanotherladyandtookhertoSouthAmerica,whereshedied。Thiswasadozenyearsagoormore。Hebroughtdownwithhimtoourhauntedhousealittlecaskofsaltbeef。for,heisalwaysconvincedthatallsaltbeefnotofhisownpickling,ismerecarrion,andinvariably,whenhegoestoLondon,packsapieceinhisportmanteau。HehadalsovolunteeredtobringwithhimoneNatBeaver,anoldcomradeofhis,captainofamerchantman。Mr。Beaver,withathick-setwoodenfaceandfigure,andapparentlyashardasablockallover,provedtobeanintelligentman,withaworldofwateryexperiencesinhim,andgreatpracticalknowledge。Attimes,therewasacuriousnervousnessabouthim,apparentlythelingeringresultofsomeoldillness。but,itseldomlastedmanyminutes。HegottheCupboardRoom,andlaytherenexttoMr。Undery,myfriendandsolicitor:

  whocamedown,inanamateurcapacity,togothroughwithit,ashesaid,andwhoplayswhistbetterthanthewholeLawList,fromtheredcoveratthebeginningtotheredcoverattheend。

  Ineverwashappierinmylife,andIbelieveitwastheuniversalfeelingamongus。JackGovernor,alwaysamanofwonderfulresources,wasChiefCook,andmadesomeofthebestdishesIeverate,includingunapproachablecurries。Mysisterwaspastrycookandconfectioner。StarlingandIwereCook’sMate,turnandturnabout,andonspecialoccasionsthechiefcookpressedMr。

  Beaver。Wehadagreatdealofoutdoorsportandexercise,butnothingwasneglectedwithin,andtherewasnoill-humorormisunderstandingamongus,andoureveningsweresodelightfulthatwehadatleastonegoodreasonforbeingreluctanttogotobed。

  Wehadafewnightalarmsinthebeginning。Onthefirstnight,I

  wasknockedupbyJackwithamostwonderfulship’slanterninhishand,likethegillsofsomemonsterofthedeep,whoinformedmethathewasgoingalofttothemaintruck,tohavetheweathercockdown。ItwasastormynightandIremonstrated。butJackcalledmyattentiontoitsmakingasoundlikeacryofdespair,andsaidsomebodywouldbehailingaghostpresently,ifitwasn’tdone。So,uptothetopofthehouse,whereIcouldhardlystandforthewind,wewent,accompaniedbyMr。Beaver。andthereJack,lanternandall,withMr。Beaverafterhim,swarmeduptothetopofacupola,sometwodozenfeetabovethechimneys,andstooduponnothingparticular,coollyknockingtheweathercockoff,untiltheybothgotintosuchgoodspiritswiththewindandtheheight,thatIthoughttheywouldnevercomedown。Anothernight,theyturnedoutagain,andhadachimney-cowloff。Anothernight,theycutasobbingandgulpingwater-pipeaway。Anothernight,theyfoundoutsomethingelse。Onseveraloccasions,theyboth,inthecoolestmanner,simultaneouslydroppedoutoftheirrespectivebedroomwindows,handoverhandbytheircounterpanes,tooverhaulsomethingmysteriousinthegarden。

  Theengagementamonguswasfaithfullykept,andnobodyrevealedanything。Allweknewwas,ifanyone’sroomwerehaunted,noonelookedtheworseforit。

  TheforegoingstoryisparticularlyinterestingasillustratingtheleaningofDickens’smindtowardthespiritualisticandmysticalfanciescurrentinhistime,andthecounterbalanceofhiscommonsenseandfun。

  Heprobablynevermadeuphisownmind,Mr。AndrewLangdeclaresinadiscussionofthisHauntedHousestory。Mr。Langsaysheoncetookpartinasimilarquest,andcanrecognizetheaccuracyofmostofDickens’sremarks。Indeed,eventopersonsnotontheleveloftheOddGirlineducation,thetemptationtoproduce’phenomena’forfunisallbutoverwhelming。Thatpeoplecommunicatehallucinationstoeachother’insomediseasedwaywithoutwords,’isamoderntheoryperhapsfirstformulatedherebyDickens。

  TheSignalMan’sStory,whichfollows,islikewise,Mr。Langbelieves,probablybasedonsomerealstoryofthekind,someanecdoteofpremonitions。TherearescoresintherecordsoftheSocietyforPsychicalResearch——TheEditor。

  NO。1BRANCHLINE:THESIGNAL-MAN

  Halloa!Belowthere!

  Whenheheardavoicethuscallingtohim,hewasstandingatthedoorofhisbox,withaflaginhishand,furledrounditsshortpole。Onewouldhavethought,consideringthenatureoftheground,thathecouldnothavedoubtedfromwhatquarterthevoicecame。butinsteadoflookinguptowhereIstoodonthetopofthesteepcuttingnearlyoverhishead,heturnedhimselfabout,andlookeddowntheLine。Therewassomethingremarkableinhismannerofdoingso,thoughIcouldnothavesaidformylifewhat。ButI

  knowitwasremarkableenoughtoattractmynotice,eventhoughhisfigurewasforeshortenedandshadowed,downinthedeeptrench,andminewashighabovehim,sosteepedintheglowofanangrysunset,thatIhadshadedmyeyeswithmyhandbeforeIsawhimatall。

  Halloa!Below!

  FromlookingdowntheLine,heturnedhimselfaboutagain,and,raisinghiseyes,sawmyfigurehighabovehim。

  IsthereanypathbywhichIcancomedownandspeaktoyou?

  Helookedupatmewithoutreplying,andIlookeddownathimwithoutpressinghimtoosoonwitharepetitionofmyidlequestion。Justthentherecameavaguevibrationintheearthandair,quicklychangingintoaviolentpulsation,andanoncomingrushthatcausedmetostartback,asthoughithadaforcetodrawmedown。Whensuchvaporasrosetomyheightfromthisrapidtrainhadpassedme,andwasskimmingawayoverthelandscape,I

  lookeddownagain,andsawhimrefurlingtheflaghehadshownwhilethetrainwentby。

  Irepeatedmyinquiry。Afterapause,duringwhichheseemedtoregardmewithfixedattention,hemotionedwithhisrolled-upflagtowardsapointonmylevel,sometwoorthreehundredyardsdistant。Icalleddowntohim,Allright!andmadeforthatpoint。There,bydintoflookingcloselyaboutme,Ifoundaroughzigzagdescendingpathnotchedout,whichIfollowed。

  Thecuttingwasextremelydeep,andunusuallyprecipitate。Itwasmadethroughaclammystone,thatbecameoozierandwetterasI

  wentdown。Forthesereasons,Ifoundthewaylongenoughtogivemetimetorecallasingularairofreluctanceorcompulsionwithwhichhehadpointedoutthepath。

  WhenIcamedownlowenoughuponthezigzagdescenttoseehimagain,Isawthathewasstandingbetweentherailsonthewaybywhichthetrainhadlatelypassed,inanattitudeasifhewerewaitingformetoappear。Hehadhislefthandathischin,andthatleftelbowrestedonhisrighthand,crossedoverhisbreast。

  HisattitudewasoneofsuchexpectationandwatchfulnessthatI

  stoppedamoment,wonderingatit。

  Iresumedmydownwardway,andsteppingoutupontheleveloftherailroad,anddrawingnearertohim,sawthathewasadark,sallowman,withadarkbeardandratherheavyeyebrows。HispostwasinassolitaryanddismalaplaceaseverIsaw。Oneitherside,adripping-wetwallofjaggedstone,excludingallviewbutastripofsky。theperspectiveonewayonlyacrookedprolongationofthisgreatdungeon。theshorterperspectiveintheotherdirectionterminatinginagloomyredlight,andthegloomierentrancetoablacktunnel,inwhosemassivearchitecturetherewasabarbarous,depressing,andforbiddingair。Solittlesunlighteverfounditswaytothisspot,thatithadanearthy,deadlysmell。andsomuchcoldwindrushedthroughit,thatitstruckchilltome,asifI

  hadleftthenaturalworld。

  Beforehestirred,Iwasnearenoughtohimtohavetouchedhim。

  Noteventhenremovinghiseyesfrommine,hesteppedbackonestep,andliftedhishand。

  ThiswasalonesomeposttooccupyIsaid,andithadrivetedmyattentionwhenIlookeddownfromupyonder。Avisitorwasararity,Ishouldsuppose。notanunwelcomerarity,Ihoped?Inme,hemerelysawamanwhohadbeenshutupwithinnarrowlimitsallhislife,andwho,beingatlastsetfree,hadanewly-awakenedinterestinthesegreatworks。TosuchpurposeIspoketohim。butIamfarfromsureofthetermsIused。for,besidesthatIamnothappyinopeninganyconversation,therewassomethinginthemanthatdauntedme。

  Hedirectedamostcuriouslooktowardstheredlightnearthetunnel’smouth,andlookedallaboutit,asifsomethingweremissingfromit,andthenlookeditme。

  Thatlightwaspartofhischarge?Wasitnot?

  Heansweredinalowvoice,——Don’tyouknowitis?

  Themonstrousthoughtcameintomymind,asIperusedthefixedeyesandthesaturnineface,thatthiswasaspirit,notaman。I

  havespeculatedsince,whethertheremayhavebeeninfectioninhismind。

  Inmyturn,Isteppedback。Butinmakingtheaction,Idetectedinhiseyessomelatentfearofme。Thisputthemonstrousthoughttoflight。

  Youlookatme,Isaid,forcingasmile,asifyouhadadreadofme。

  Iwasdoubtful,hereturned,whetherIhadseenyoubefore。

  Where?

  Hepointedtotheredlighthehadlookedat。

  There?Isaid。

  Intentlywatchfulofme,herepliedbutwithoutsound,Yes。

  Mygoodfellow,whatshouldIdothere?However,bethatasitmay,Ineverwasthere,youmayswear。

  IthinkImay,herejoined。Yes。IamsureImay。

  Hismannercleared,likemyown。Herepliedtomyremarkswithreadiness,andinwell-chosenwords。Hadhemuchtodothere?

  Yes。thatwastosay,hehadenoughresponsibilitytobear。butexactnessandwatchfulnesswerewhatwasrequiredofhim,andofactualwork——manuallabor——hehadnexttonone。Tochangethatsignal,totrimthoselights,andtoturnthisironhandlenowandthen,wasallhehadtodounderthathead。RegardingthosemanylongandlonelyhoursofwhichIseemedtomakesomuch,hecouldonlysaythattheroutineofhislifehadshapeditselfintothatform,andhehadgrownusedtoit。Hehadtaughthimselfalanguagedownhere,——ifonlytoknowitbysight,andtohaveformedhisowncrudeideasofitspronunciation,couldbecalledlearningit。Hehadalsoworkedatfractionsanddecimals,andtriedalittlealgebra。buthewas,andhadbeenasaboy,apoorhandatfigures。Wasitnecessaryforhimwhenondutyalwaystoremaininthatchannelofdampair,andcouldheneverriseintothesunshinefrombetweenthosehighstonewalls?Why,thatdependedupontimesandcircumstances。UndersomeconditionstherewouldbelessupontheLinethanunderothers,andthesameheldgoodastocertainhoursofthedayandnight。Inbrightweather,hedidchooseoccasionsforgettingalittleabovetheselowershadows。but,beingatalltimesliabletobecalledbyhiselectricbell,andatsuchtimeslisteningforitwithredoubledanxiety,thereliefwaslessthanIwouldsuppose。

  Hetookmeintohisbox,wheretherewasafire,adeskforanofficialbookinwhichhehadtomakecertainentries,atelegraphicinstrumentwithitsdial,face,andneedles,andthelittlebellofwhichhehadspoken。Onmytrustingthathewouldexcusetheremarkthathehadbeenwelleducated,andIhopedI

  mightsaywithoutoffenceperhapseducatedabovethatstation,heobservedthatinstancesofslightincongruityinsuchwisewouldrarelybefoundwantingamonglargebodiesofmen。thathehadhearditwassoinworkhouses,inthepoliceforce,eveninthatlastdesperateresource,thearmy。andthatheknewitwasso,moreorless,inanygreatrailwaystaff。Hehadbeen,whenyoungifI

  couldbelieveit,sittinginthathut,——hescarcelycould,astudentofnaturalphilosophy,andhadattendedlectures。buthehadrunwild,misusedhisopportunities,gonedown,andneverrisenagain。Hehadnocomplainttoofferaboutthat。Hehadmadehisbed,andhelayuponit。Itwasfartoolatetomakeanother。

  AllthatIhaveherecondensedhesaidinaquietmanner,withhisgravedarkregardsdividedbetweenmeandthefire。Hethrewintheword,Sir,fromtimetotime,andespeciallywhenhereferredtohisyouth,——asthoughtorequestmetounderstandthatheclaimedtobenothingbutwhatIfoundhim。Hewasseveraltimesinterruptedbythelittlebell,andhadtoreadoffmessages,andsendreplies。Oncehehadtostandwithoutthedoor,anddisplayaflagasatrainpassed,andmakesomeverbalcommunicationtothedriver。Inthedischargeofhisduties,Iobservedhimtoberemarkablyexactandvigilant,breakingoffhisdiscourseatasyllable,andremainingsilentuntilwhathehadtodowasdone。

  Inaword,Ishouldhavesetthismandownasoneofthesafestofmentobeemployedinthatcapacity,butforthecircumstancethatwhilehewasspeakingtomehetwicebrokeoffwithafallencolor,turnedhisfacetowardsthelittlebellwhenitdidNOTring,openedthedoorofthehutwhichwaskeptshuttoexcludetheunhealthydamp,andlookedouttowardstheredlightnearthemouthofthetunnel。Onbothofthoseoccasions,hecamebacktothefirewiththeinexplicableairuponhimwhichIhadremarked,withoutbeingabletodefine,whenweweresofarasunder。

  SaidI,whenIrosetoleavehim,YoualmostmakemethinkthatI

  havemetwithacontentedman。

  IamafraidImustacknowledgethatIsaidittoleadhimon。

  IbelieveIusedtobeso,herejoined,inthelowvoiceinwhichhehadfirstspoken。butIamtroubled,sir,Iamtroubled。

  Hewouldhaverecalledthewordsifhecould。Hehadsaidthem,however,andItookthemupquickly。

  Withwhat?Whatisyourtrouble?

  Itisverydifficulttoimpart,sir。Itisvery,verydifficulttospeakof。Ifeveryoumakemeanothervisit,Iwilltrytotellyou。

  ButIexpresslyintendtomakeyouanothervisit。Say,whenshallitbe?

  Igooffearlyinthemorning,andIshallbeonagainattento-

  morrownight,sir。

  Iwillcomeateleven。

  Hethankedme,andwentoutatthedoorwithme。I’llshowmywhitelight,sir,hesaid,inhispeculiarlowvoice,tillyouhavefoundthewayup。Whenyouhavefoundit,don’tcallout!

  Andwhenyouareatthetop,don’tcallout!

  Hismannerseemedtomaketheplacestrikecoldertome,butIsaidnomorethan,Verywell。

  Andwhenyoucomedownto-morrownight,don’tcallout!Letmeaskyouapartingquestion。Whatmadeyoucry,’Halloa!Belowthere!’to-night?

  Heavenknows,saidI。Icriedsomethingtothateffect——

  Nottothateffect,sir。Thoseweretheverywords。Iknowthemwell。

  Admitthoseweretheverywords。Isaidthem,nodoubt,becauseI

  sawyoubelow。

  Fornootherreason?

  WhatotherreasoncouldIpossiblyhave?

  Youhadnofeelingthattheywereconveyedtoyouinanysupernaturalway?

  No。

  Hewishedmegood-night,andhelduphislight。IwalkedbythesideofthedownLineofrailswithaverydisagreeablesensationofatraincomingbehindmeuntilIfoundthepath。Itwaseasiertomountthantodescend,andIgotbacktomyinnwithoutanyadventure。

  Punctualtomyappointment,Iplacedmyfootonthefirstnotchofthezigzagnextnight,asthedistantclockswerestrikingeleven。

  Hewaswaitingformeatthebottom,withhiswhitelighton。I

  havenotcalledout,Isaid,whenwecameclosetogether。mayI

  speaknow?Byallmeans,sir。Good-night,then,andhere’smyhand。Good-night,sir,andhere’smine。Withthatwewalkedsidebysidetohisbox,enteredit,closedthedoor,andsatdownbythefire。

  Ihavemadeupmymind,sir,hebegan,bendingforwardassoonaswewereseated,andspeakinginatonebutalittleaboveawhisper,thatyoushallnothavetoaskmetwicewhattroublesme。

  Itookyouforsomeoneelseyesterdayevening。Thattroublesme。

  Thatmistake?

  No。Thatsomeoneelse。

  Whoisit?

  Idon’tknow。

  Likeme?

  Idon’tknow。Ineversawtheface。Theleftarmisacrosstheface,andtherightarmiswaved,——violentlywaved。Thisway。

  Ifollowedhisactionwithmyeyes,anditwastheactionofanarmgesticulating,withtheutmostpassionandvehemence,ForGod’ssake,cleartheway!

  Onemoonlightnight,saidtheman,Iwassittinghere,whenI

  heardavoicecry,’Halloa!Belowthere!’Istartedup,lookedfromthatdoor,andsawthisSomeoneelsestandingbytheredlightnearthetunnel,wavingasIjustnowshowedyou。Thevoiceseemedhoarsewithshouting,anditcried,’Lookout!Lookout!’Andthenattain,’Halloa!Belowthere!Lookout!’Icaughtupmylamp,turneditonred,andrantowardsthefigure,calling,’What’swrong?Whathashappened?Where?’Itstoodjustoutsidetheblacknessofthetunnel。IadvancedsocloseuponitthatI

  wonderedatitskeepingthesleeveacrossitseyes。Iranrightupatit,andhadmyhandstretchedouttopullthesleeveaway,whenitwasgone。

  Intothetunnel?saidI。

  No。Iranonintothetunnel,fivehundredyards。Istopped,andheldmylampabovemyhead,andsawthefiguresofthemeasureddistance,andsawthewetstainsstealingdownthewallsandtricklingthroughthearch。IranoutagainfasterthanIhadruninforIhadamortalabhorrenceoftheplaceuponme,andI

  lookedallroundtheredlightwithmyownredlight,andIwentuptheironladdertothegalleryatopofit,andIcamedownagain,andranbackhere。Itelegraphedbothways,’Analarmhasbeengiven。Isanythingwrong?’Theanswercameback,bothways,’Allwell。’

  Resistingtheslowtouchofafrozenfingertracingoutmyspine,I

  showedhimhowthatthisfiguremustbeadeceptionofhissenseofsight。andhowthatfigures,originatingindiseaseofthedelicatenervesthatministertothefunctionsoftheeye,wereknowntohaveoftentroubledpatients,someofwhomhadbecomeconsciousofthenatureoftheiraffliction,andhadevenproveditbyexperimentsuponthemselves。Astoanimaginarycry,saidI,dobutlistenforamomenttothewindinthisunnaturalvalleywhilewespeaksolow,andtothewildharpitmakesofthetelegraphwires。

  Thatwasallverywell,hereturned,afterwehadsatlisteningforawhile,andheoughttoknowsomethingofthewindandthewires,——

  hewhosooftenpassedlongwinternightsthere,aloneandwatching。Buthewouldbegtoremarkthathehadnotfinished。

  Iaskedhispardon,andheslowlyaddedthesewords,touchingmyarm——

  WithinsixhoursaftertheAppearance,thememorableaccidentonthisLinehappened,andwithintenhoursthedeadandwoundedwerebroughtalongthroughthetunneloverthespotwherethefigurehadstood。

  Adisagreeableshuddercreptoverme,butIdidmybestagainstit。

  Itwasnottobedenied,Irejoined,thatthiswasaremarkablecoincidence,calculateddeeplytoimpresshismind。Butitwasunquestionablethatremarkablecoincidencesdidcontinuallyoccur,andtheymustbetakenintoaccountindealingwithsuchasubject。

  ThoughtobesureImustadmit,IaddedforIthoughtIsawthathewasgoingtobringtheobjectiontobearuponme,menofcommonsensedidnotallowmuchforcoincidencesinmakingtheordinarycalculationsoflife。

  Heagainbeggedtoremarkthathehadnotfinished。

  Iagainbeggedhispardonforbeingbetrayedintointerruptions。

  This,hesaid,againlayinghishanduponmyarm,andglancingoverhisshoulderwithholloweyes,wasjustayearago。Sixorsevenmonthspassed,andIhadrecoveredfromthesurpriseandshock,whenonemorning,asthedaywasbreaking,I,standingatthedoor,lookedtowardstheredlight,andsawthespectreagain。

  Hestopped,withafixedlookatme。

  Diditcryout?

  No。Itwassilent。

  Diditwaveitsarm?

  No。Itleanedagainsttheshaftofthelight,withbothhandsbeforetheface。Likethis。

  OncemoreIfollowedhisactionwithmyeyes。Itwasanactionofmourning。Ihaveseensuchanattitudeinstonefiguresontombs。

  Didyougouptoit?

  Icameinandsatdown,partlytocollectmythoughts,partlybecauseithadturnedmefaint。WhenIwenttothedooragain,daylightwasaboveme,andtheghostwasgone。

  Butnothingfollowed?Nothingcameofthis?

  Hetouchedmeonthearmwithhisforefingertwiceorthricegivingaghastlynodeachtime:-

  Thatveryday,asatraincameoutofthetunnel,Inoticed,atacarriagewindowonmyside,whatlookedlikeaconfusionofhandsandheads,andsomethingwaved。Isawitjustintimetosignalthedriver,Stop!Heshutoff,andputhisbrakeon,butthetraindriftedpasthereahundredandfiftyyardsormore。Iranafterit,and,asIwentalong,heardterriblescreamsandcries。A

  beautifulyoungladyhaddiedinstantaneouslyinoneofthecompartments,andwasbroughtinhere,andlaiddownonthisfloorbetweenus。

  InvoluntarilyIpushedmychairback,asIlookedfromtheboardsatwhichhepointedtohimself。

  True,sir。True。Preciselyasithappened,soItellityou。

  Icouldthinkofnothingtosay,toanypurpose,andmymouthwasverydry。Thewindandthewirestookupthestorywithalonglamentingwail。

  Heresumed。Now,sir,markthis,andjudgehowmymindistroubled。Thespectrecamebackaweekago。Eversince,ithasbeenthere,nowandagain,byfitsandstarts。

  Atthelight?

  AttheDanger-light。

  Whatdoesitseemtodo?

  Herepeated,ifpossiblewithincreasedpassionandvehemence,thatformergesticulationof,ForGod’ssake,cleartheway!

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