\'Why,IcertainlythoughtIheardhimasktogowithyou,\'saidMrs。
Winship,inratheranalarmedtone。
\'Sohedid;butItoldhimitwastoofar。\'
\'Ididn\'thearthat;infact,Iwashalfasleep;Iwasnotfeelingwell。AskHopYet;hehasbeeninthekitchenalltheafternoon。\'
HopYetreplied,withdiscouragingtranquillity,\'Oh,Inoknow。I
nosabeDicky;healleetimelunlouncamp;Inolook;toomucheework。Ichophash——Dickycomeinkitch\'——makeheapwork——nogood。I
tellhimgolong——hego;bime-byyoucatchum;yousee。\'Whereuponhegracefullyskinnedanonion,andburstintoaChinesesong,withcompleteindifferenceastowhetherDickylivedordied。
\'PerhapsheiswithPancho;I\'llrunandsee!\'criedPolly,dashingswiftlyinthedirectionofthesky-parlour。Butafterafewminutessheranback,withaseriousface。\'He\'snotthere;Panchohasnotseenhimsincelunch。\'
\'Well,I\'vejusthappenedtothink,\'saidpaleAuntTruth,\'thatpapacameintothetentforsomecartridges,afteryouleft,andofcoursehetookDickwithhim。Idon\'tsupposeitisanyusetoworry。Healwaysdoescomeoutright;andIhavetoldhimsomanytimesneveronanyaccounttogoawayfromthecampalonethathesurelywouldnotdoit。Papaandtheboyswillbehomesoon,now。Itisnearlysixo\'clock,andItoldthemthatIwouldblowthehornatsix,asusual。Iftheyaretoofarawaytohearit,theywillknowthetimebythesun。\'
\'Well,\'saidBell,anxiously,\'Ihopeitisallright。Papaissostrictthathewon\'tbelatehimself。Didalltheboysgowithhim,mamma?\'
\'Yes,allbutPhilip。\'
\'Oh,thenDickymustbewiththem,\'saidMargery,consolingly。
\'Geoffreyalwaystakeshimwhereverhecan。\'
Sothegirlswentintothetenttobegintheirdinnertoilet,whichconsistedincarefullybrushingburrsanddustfromtheirprettydresses,anddonningfreshcollarsandstockings,withlowtiesofrussetleather,whichPollydeclaredbelongedonlytothestageconceptionofacampingcostume;then,withsmoothlybrushedhairandbrightflower-knotsatcollarandbelt,theylookedcharmingenoughtograceanydrawing-roomintheland。
Thehornwasblownagainatsixo\'clock,AuntTruthstandingattheentranceofthepathwhichledupthecanyon,shadingheranxiouseyesfromthelightofthesettingsun-
\'Heretheycome!\'shecried,joyously,asthewelcomepartyappearedinsight,gunsovershoulder,fullgame-bags,andJackandGeoffwithafewrabbitsandquailhangingovertheirarms。
Thegirlsrushedoutofthetent。Belltookinthewholegroupwithoneswiftglance,andthenturnedtohermother,who,likemostmothers,believedtheworstatonce,andgrewpalerassheasked:
\'Papa,whereislittleDick?\'
\'Dick!Why,mydear,hehasnotbeenoutwithus。Whatdoyoumean?\'
\'Areyousureyoudidn\'ttakehim?\'falteredAuntTruth。
\'OfcourseIam。Goodheavens!Doesn\'tanyoneknowwherethechildis?\'lookingatthefrightenedgroup。
\'Youknow,uncle,\'saidGeoffrey,\'westartedoutatthreeo\'clock。
InoticedDickyplayingwithhisblocksinourtent,andsaidgood-
byetohim。Didyouseehimwhenyoucamebackforthecartridges?\'
\'CertainlyIdid;hecalledmetolookathisdogmakingbelievegotosleepinthehammock。\'
\'Wegirlswentdowntothepoolsoonafterthat,\'saidBell,tearfully。\'Heaskedtogowithus,andItoldhimitwastoofar,andthathe\'dbetterstaywithmamma,whowouldbeallalone。Hesaid\"Yes\"sosweetlyIcouldn\'tmistrusthim。Oh,wasitmyfault,papa?Pleasedon\'tsayitwas!\'andsheburstintoapassionofsobs。
\'No,no,mychild,ofcourseitwasnot。Don\'tcry;weshallfindhim。Goandlookaboutthecamp,Geoff,whileweconsiderforaminutewhattodo?\'
\'Ifthereisanyfault,itismine,forgoingtosleep,\'saidpoorAuntTruth;\'butIneverdreamedhewoulddaretowanderoffalone,mypoorlittledisobedientdarling!Whatshallwedo?\'
\'HaveyouspokentoPanchoandHopYet?\'askedPhil。
\'Yes;theyhaveseennothing。\'
HopYetjustatthismomentissuedfromhiskitchenwithanimmenseplatterofmutton-stewanddumplings,whichhedepositedonthetable。Onbeingquestionedagain,heansweredasbefore,withthegreatestserenity,intimatingthatDickywouldcomehome\'heapbime-
by\'whenhegot\'plentyhungly。\'Heseemedtothinkalostboyortwoinafamilyratheratriflethanotherwise,andwounduphisunfeelingremarkswiththepracticalone,\'Dinnerallleady;younoeatmutton,hegetcold!MisserWins\',Inofindpickle;youcatchum!\'
\'Idon\'tbelievehewouldcareifwealldiedrightbeforehiseyes,\'
mutteredPolly,angrily。\'IshouldjustliketoseeaChinaman\'sheartonce,andfindoutwhetheritwasmadeofresin,orcuttle-
fish,orwhat。\'
\'Well,\'saidPhil,asDr。Winshipcamethroughthetreesfromthecard-room,\'wemuststartoutthisinstant,andofcoursewecanfindhimsomehow,somewhere;hehasn\'tbeengoneovertwohours,andhecouldn\'twalkfar,that\'scertain。Now,UncleDoc,shallweallgodifferentways,andleavethegirlsheretoseeifhedoesn\'tturnup?\'
\'Oh,papa,\'criedBell,donotleaveusathome!Wecanhuntaswellasanyone;weknoweveryfootofthecanyon。LetmegowithGeoff,andwe\'llfollowthebrooktrail。\'
\'Verywell。Now,mamma,PanchoandIwillgodowntothemainroad,andyouwaitpatientlyhere。Makeallthenoiseyoucan,children;
andtheonewhofindshimmustcomebacktothecampandblowthehorn。HopYet,wegonow;ifDickycomesback,youblowthehornyourself,willyou?\'
\'Alllight,boss。Youeatumdinnernow;thengobime-by;muttonheapcold;you——\'
\'Dinner!\'shoutedJack。\'Confoundyourimpudence!Ifyousaydinneragain,I\'llcutthequeueoffyourstupidhead。\'
\'Good!\'murmuredPolly,givingasavagepunchtoherblueTamo\'
Shantercap。
\'Jack,Jack!\'remonstratedAuntTruth。
\'Iknow,dearauntie;butthecallousoldheathenmakesmesomadI
can\'tcontainmyself。Come,Margery,let\'sbeoff。Getyourshawl;
andhurrahfortheonewhocomesbacktoblowthehornfirst!I\'llwageryoutentooneI\'llhaveDickinauntie\'slapinsidethehour!\'——atwhichAuntTruth\'seyesbrightened,andshebegantotakeheartagain。Butashetorepastthebrushkitchenandoutintothewoods,draggingMadgeafterhimatabreathlesspace,heshuthislipstogetherrathergrimly,saying,\'I\'dgivefivehundreddollarss\'posin\'Ihadacenttoseethatyoungstersafeagain。\'
\'Tellmeonething,Jack,\'saidMargery,herteethchatteringwithnervousness;\'arethereanyanimalsinthiscanyonthatwouldattackhim?\'
\'Oh,ofcourseitispossiblethataCalifornialionorawild-catmightcomedowntothebrooktodrink——theyhavebeenkilledhereabouts——butIhardlybelieveitislikely;andneitherdoI
believetheywouldbeapttohurthim,anyway,forhewouldneverattackthem,youknow。WhatIamafraidofisthathehastumbledovertherockssomewhereinclimbing,ortangledhimselfupinthechaparral。Hecouldn\'thavemadeoffwithapistol,couldhe?Heisuptoallsuchtricks。\'
Presentlythecanyonbegantoechowithstrangesounds,whichIhavenodoubtsenttheowls,birds,andrabbitsintofitsofterror;fortheboyshadwhistlesandpistols,whilePollyhadtakenatinpanandahammer。ShehadgonewithPhiloutbehindthethicketofmanzanitabushes,andtheybothstoodmotionless,undecidedwheretogo。
\'Oh,Phil,Ican\'thelpit;Imustcry,Iamsofrightened。Letmesitdownasecond。Yes,Iknowit\'sanant-hill,andIshouldn\'tcareifitwereahornets\'nest——Ideservetobestung。WhatdoyouthinkIsaidtoMargerythismorning?ThatDickywasaperfectlittlemarplot,andspoiledallourfun,andIwishedhewereinthebottomoftheRedSea;andthenIcalledhimak-k-k-ill-joy!\'andPollyburiedherheadinherblueTam,andcriedagood,honest,old-
fashionedcry。
\'There,chirkup,poorlittlesoul,anddon\'tyoufretoveracarelessspeech,thatmeantnothingatall。I\'vewishedhimintheRedSeamorethanonce,butI\'mblessedifIeverdoitagain。Come,let\'sgooveryonder,wherewecaughttheyoungowl;Dickymayhavewantedtotrythatlittlegameagain。\'
Sotheywenton,calling,listening,thenstrugglingonagain,moreanxiouseverymoment,butnotsothoroughlydazedasBell,whohadrockedherbaby-brotherinhiscradle,andtowhomhewastheembodimentofeveryearthlygrace,ifnotofeveryheavenlyvirtue。
\'Imighthaveknownthiswouldhappen,\'shesaid,miserably。\'Heissocarelessthat,ifweeverfindhimagain,wemustkeephimtiedtosomething。\'
\'Takecareofyoursteps,dear,\'saidGeoff,\'andmunchthiscracker,oryouwon\'thavestrengthenoughtogoonwithme。Iwishitwerenotgettingsodark;themomentthesungetsbehindthesemountain-
topsthelightseemstovanishinaninstant——Dick-y!\'
\'Thinkofthepoordarlingoutinthisdarkness——hungry,frightened,andalone,\'sighedBell。\'It\'spasthisbed-timenow。Oh,whydidweevercometostayinthishorribleplace!\'
\'Youmustnotblametheplace,dear;wethoughtitthehappiestintheworldthismorning。Herewearebytheupperpool,andthepathstops。Whichwayhadwebettergo?\'
\'I\'vebeenherebeforeto-day,\'saidBell;\'wemightfollowthetrailImade。Butwhereismystring?Lightamatch,Geoff,please。\'
\'Whatstring?Whatdoyoumean?\'
\'Why,Ifoundabeautifulspotthismorning,and,fearingIshouldn\'trememberthewayagain,Itookoutmyballoftwineanddroppedawhitelineallthewayback,likeAriadne;butIdon\'tseeit。Wherecanithavedisappeared——unlessJackorPhiltookittoteaseme?\'
\'Ohno;I\'vebeenwiththemallday。Perhapsasnakehasswallowedit。Come。\'
ButabrightideahadpoppedintoBell\'shead。\'Iwanttogothatway,Geoff,dear;it\'sasgoodasanyother,andthereareflowersjusttheotherside,inanopen,sunnyplace;perhapshefoundthem。\'
\'Allright;let\'sgoahead。\'
\'Thetroubleis,Idon\'tknowwhichwaytogo。Hereistherock;I
rememberitwasaspottedone,withtallfernsgrowingbesideit。
NowIwent——letmesee——thisway,\'andtheybothplungedintothethickbrush。
\'Bell,Bell,thisisutternonsense!\'criedGeoff。\'Nochildcouldcrawlthroughthistangle。\'
\'Dickycouldcrawlthroughanythinginthisuniverse,ifitwasthewrongthing;heisn\'tafraidofbeast,bird,orfish,andhepositivelyenjoysgettingscratched,\'saidBell。
Meanwhile,whathadbecomeofthissmallhero,andwhatwashedoing?
Hewaslastseeninthehammock,playingwiththelong-sufferingterrier,Lubin,whowasmakingbelievegotosleep。Itprovedtobeentirelyamake-believe;for,atthefirstlooseningofDicky\'sstranglingholduponhisthroat,hetumbledoutofthehammockanddartedintothewoods。Dickyfollowed,butLubinwasfleetoffoot,anditwasadesperateandexcitingraceforfulltenminutes。
Atlength,asLubinheardhislittlemaster\'sgleefullaugh,herealisedthathisangerwasathingofthepast;consequently,hewheeledaboutandranintoDicky\'soutstretchedarms,lickinghisfaceandhandsexuberantlyinthejoyofcompleteforgiveness。
BythistimethevoiceofconscienceinDicky\'ssoul——anditwasavery,verystill,smalloneonalloccasions——wasentirelysilenced。
Hestrayedintoasunnyspot,andpickedflowersenoughtotrimhislittlesailorhat,probablydiviningthatthiswaswhatlostchildreninSunday-schoolbooksalwaysdid,anditwouldbedishonourablenottokeepupthesuperstition。Thenhebuiltafine,strongdamofstonesacrossthebrook,wadingtoandfrowithoutthebotheroftakingoffhisshoesandstockings,andfilledhishatwithrocksandsunkittothebottomforawharf,keepinghishat-bandtotieanunhappyfrogtoabitofbark,andsettinghimafloatasthecaptainofaslave-ship。When,atlength,thestrugglingcreaturefreedhimselffromhisbondsandleapedintothepool,Dickyplayedthathewasadrowningchild,andthrewLubinintothewatertorescuehim。
Inthesemerryanticsthehoursflewbyunnoticed;hehadneverbeenhappierinhislife,anditflashedthroughhismindthatifhewereleftentirelytohimselfheshouldalwaysbegood。
\'HereI\'vebeenawholedayoffulgoodbymyloneself;haven\'tsaidonenottywordordidonenottyfing,norgottedscoldedasingulwunst,didI,Lubin?Iguesswebetterlivehere;bettentwe,Lubin?
Andvenwewuntgitstuckinterbedfurwettin\'ourfeetslittleteentymitesofwetev\'rysingulnightallthelivelongdays,willwe,Lubin?\'
ButthiswasalongperiodofreflectionforMasterDicky,andhecaperedon,fartherandfarther,thewatersozzlingfrightfullyinhislittlecopper-toedboots。Atlengthhesatdownonastonetoresthimself,and,glancingaimlesslyabout,hiseyesfellonawhitestring,whichhegraspedwithalacrity,pullingitsendfrombeneaththestoneonwhichhesat。
\'LubyWinship,theanjullsgavedmethisstringfurtermakeanoffulsplendidtightharnessforyou,littleLuby;andyoucandragbigheavystones。Won\'tthatbenice?\'
Lubinlookeddoubtful,andwaggedhistaildissentingly,asmuchastosaythathisideasofangelministrationswereatrifledifferent。
Buttherewasnoendtothestring!Howvery,verycurious!Dickywoundandwoundandcreptandcreptalong,untilhewasthoroughlytiredbutthoroughlydeterminedtoseeitthrough;andLubin,meanwhile,hadseizedthefirstconvenientmoment,afterthementionoftheharness,toretiretothecamp。
Atlength,ohjoy!thetiredandtornlittleman,followingcarefullytheleading-string,issuedfromthescratchingbushesintoaclean,beautiful,roundplace,withagreatrestful-lookingstumpinthecentre,androunditsbaseasmallforestofsnowytoadstools。Whatcouldbealoveliersurprise!Dickyclappedhishandsingleeashelookedatthem,andthoughtofalittleverseofpoetrywhichBellhadtaughthim:
\'Somefairyumbrellascameupto-dayUndertheelm-tree,justovertheway,Andaswehavehadashowerofrain,Thereasontheycameismadeveryplain:
To-nightisthewoodlandfairies\'ball,Anddropsfromtheelm-treemightonthemfall,Solittleumbrellaswaitforthemhere,Andundertheirshelterthey\'lldancewithoutfear。
Takecarewhereyoustep,norcrushthem,Ipray,Forfearyouwillfrightenthefairiesaway。\'
\'Oh!\'thoughtDicky,inatranceofdelight,\'nowIshallgotothefairies\'ball,andsee\'emdanceunderthecunninglittleteentyumberells;andwunttheybemadathomewhennobuddycan\'tsee\'embutjustonlyme!Andthenifthatpotryisabigwhopper,likethatthereuvverone——\'laddin-lampstoryofBell\'s——I\'lljustpickevrywhitetoadstoolformypapa\'sSundaydinner,andshesha\'n\'tneverseeasingulfairydance。\'
Buthewaitedverypatientlyforalong,longtimethatseemedlikeyears,forLubinhaddisappeared;andallatonceitgrewsodarkinthisthickly-woodedplacethatDicky\'scourageoozedoutinasinglemoment,withoutanypreviouswarningsastoitsintention。Thetoadstoolslookedliketheghostsoflittlepast-and-gonefairyumbrellasinthedarkness,andnotasinglefairycouplecametowaltzundertheirsnowycanopies,orexchangeafurtivekissbeneaththeirfriendlyshadows。
Dickythoughtthesituationexceedinglygloomy,and,withoutknowingit,followedtheexampleofmanyolderpeople,who,onbeingdesertedbyman,experiencedtheirfirstdesiretofindfavourwithGod。Hewasnotintheleastdegreeasaintlychild,buthefeltinstinctivelythatthiswasthepropertimeforprayer;andnotknowinganythingappropriatetotheoccasion,herepeatedoverandoveragainthetime-wornplaintofchildhood:-
\'NowIlaymedowntosleep,IpraytheLordmysoultokeep;
IfIshoulddiebeforeIwake,IpraytheLordmysoultotake。Amen。\'
Likeoldermortalsoffeeblefaith,helookedforanimmediateandpracticalanswer,intheshape,perhaps,ofhismother,withhislittlenight-gownandbowlofbreadandmilk。
\'Mysakesalive!\'hegrumbledbetweenhissobs,\'they\'rethemeanestfingsIeversaw。Howlongdotheys\'poseI\'mgoin\'towaitfor\'eminthisdark?Whenthebearshaveetmeupinteentysnips,thenthey\'llbesaterfied,Iguess,andwishtthey\'dtookenedgoodercareofme——alittlespeckofaboy,leftedoutinthisdark,bear-yplace,allbyhisloneself。O——oo——oo——oh!\'andhewoundupwithamurderousyell,whichhadneverfailedbeforetobringthewholefamilytohisside。
Hisformerprayerseemingtobeinvain,hefoundasoftplace,brusheditascleanaspossible,andwithdifficultybendinghislittlestiff,scratchedbodyintoakneelingposition,heprayedhisnightlypostscriptto\'NowIlayme\':\'Godblesspapa,\'n\'mamma,\'n\'Bell,\'n\'Jack,\'n\'Madge,\'n\'Polly,\'n\'Phil,\'n\'Geoff,\'n\'
Elsie。\'Then,realizingthathewasinaperilousposition,anditbehovedhimtobeaspiousaspossible,headded:\'AndpleaseblessPancho,\'n\'HopYet,\'n\'Lubin,\'n\'thegoat——notthewildgoatuponthehill,butmygoat,whatgotsicktohisstummickwhenIpaintedhimwithblackletters。\'
Whatadreadfulcalamity,tobesure,ifthewronggoathadbeenblessedbymistake!Hiswholedutyperformed,hepickedthetoadstoolsforhispapa\'sSundaydinner,and,leaninghisheadagainstthelonestump,criedhimselftosleep。
Butreliefwasnear,thoughhelittlesuspecteditashelayinthesound,dreamlesssleepwhichcomesonlytothetrulygood。Therewasacrashingsoundinthestilldarkness,andBellplungedthroughthethickunderbrushwithacryofdelight。
\'Heishere!Dear,dearGeoff,heisallhere!Iknewit,Iknewit!Hurrah!——no,Imean——thankGod!\'shesaidsoftlyasshestoopeddowntokisshermischievouslittlebrother。
\'Butwhatalookingcreature!\'exclaimedGeoff,ashestoopedovertherecoveredtreasure。\'See,Bell,hiscurlsareglisteningwithpitch,hisdressistornintoribbons,andhishands——ugh,howdirty!\'
\'Poorlittledarling,heisthoroughlyusedup,\'whisperedBell,wipingtearsofjoyfromherbrowneyes。\'Now,I\'llrunhomelikelightningtoblowthehorn;andyoucarryDicky,forheistoosleepyandstifftowalk;and,Geoff\'——hereshelaidanembarrassedhandonhisshoulder——\'I\'mafraidhe\'llbeawfullycross,butyou\'llnotmindit,willyou?He\'ssoworn-out。\'
\'NotI,\'laughedGeoff,ashedroppedabrotherlykissonBell\'spalecheek。\'ButI\'venoideaoflettingyougoalone;you\'retiredtodeath,andyou\'llmissthepath。IwishIcouldcarryyouboth。\'
\'Tired——afraid!\'criedBell,witharinginglaugh,whileDickywokewithastare,andnestledonGeoffrey\'sshoulderasifnothinghadhappened。\'Why,nowthatthisweightisliftedoffmyheart,Icouldseeapathinanuntravelledforest!Good-bye,youdear,darling,cruelboy!Imustrun,foreverymomentisprecioustomamma。\'Andwithonestranglinghug,whichmadeDicky\'sribscrack,shedashedoff。
Ohhowjoyously,howsweetlyandtunefully,thefuriousblastoftheoldcrackeddinner-hornfellontheanxiousearsinthatcanyon。Itseemedclearerandmoremusicalthanachimeofsilverbells。
Inatricethewanderingcoupleshadgatheredjubilantlyroundthecamp-fire,allembracingBell,whowastheheroineofthehour——
entirelybychance,andnotthoughsuperiorvisionorcourage,assheconfessed。
ItwashardlyfifteenminuteswhenGeoffstrodeintotheringwithhissorry-lookingburden,whichhelaidimmediatelyinAuntTruth\'slap。
\'Ohmydarling!\'shecried,embracinghimfondly。\'Tothinkyouarereallynotdead,afterall!\'
\'No,heisaboutasaliveasanychapIeversaw。\'Andwhilethehappyparentscaressedtheirrestoreddarling,Geoffgatheredthegirlsandboysaroundthedinner-table,andrepeatedsomeofDicky\'sremarksonthehomewardtrip。
Itseemsthatheconsideredhimselftheinjuredparty,andwithgreatingenuitylaidalltheblameofthemishaponhiselders。
\'Nobuddytakescareofme,anyhow,\'hegrumbled。\'Ifmypapawasn\'tameanfingI\'dortertohaveablacknursewithawhitecapandapurn,likeBillyThomas,\'n\'thenIcouldn\'tgitlostedsooffuleasy。An\'youallnevercaredacentaboutiteither,oryou\'dafoundedmequicker\'nthis——\'n\'I\'vebeenhungryfurnineteenhours,\'n\'IguessI\'vebeengonetillDecember,bythefeelin\',butyouwastoolazytofoundme\'fIfreezedtodef——\'n\'thereain\'tbutonesingulboyofmeroundthewholecamp,\'n\'\'twouldservededyourightifIhadgotlostedforever;thenIbetyouwouldn\'thadmuchfunFourthofJuly\'thoutmytwobits\'n\'myfire-crackers!\'
Itwasanhourortwobeforepeaceandquietwererestoredtothecamp。Thelong-delayeddinnerhadtobeeaten;andtoHopYet\'scalmdelight,itwasaverybadone。Dicky\'ssmallwoundsweredressedwithsweetoil,andafterbeingfedandbathedhewastuckedlovinglyintobed,withahundredkissesormorefromthewholeparty。
Alittlerestandattentionhadentirelyrestoredhisgood-humour;
andwhenDr。Paulwentintothetenttoseethatallwassafeforthenight,hefoundhimsittingupinbedwithagleefulcountenance,prattlinglikealittleangel。
\'Wehadanoffulfunnytime\'boutmygittin\'losted,didn\'twe,mamma?\'chuckledhe,withhisgurglinglittlelaugh。\'NexttimeI\'mgoin\'togetlostedinannoverbran\'-newplacewhereno-bud-dycanfindme!Ifinkitwasthenicesttime\'ceptFourthofJuly,don\'tyou,mamma?\'Andhepattedhismother\'scheekandimprintedanoilykissthereon。
\'Truth,\'saidtheDoctor,withmildseverity,\'Iknowyoudon\'tbelieveinapplyingtheslipper,butIdothinkweshouldarrangesomeplanforgivingthatchildanideaofthesolemnityoflife。SofarasIcanjudge,helooksatitasoneprolongedpicnic。\'
\'Mysentimentsexactly!\'criedBell,energetically。\'Ican\'tstandmanymoreofthesetryingscenes;Iamworntoa\"shadder。\"\'
Dickytuckedhisheadunderhismother\'sarm,withasighofreliefthattherewasoneperson,atleast,whosesentimentswerealwaysfavourableandalwaystobereliedupon。
\'Iloveyouthebestofanybuddy,mamma,\'whisperedhe,andfellasleep。
CHAPTERIV:RHYMEANDREASON
ABUDGETOFLETTERSFROMTHECAMPMAIL-BAG
\'Theletterofafriendisalikenesspassingtrue。\'
OurfriendPollywasseatedinasecludedspotwhenceallbutherhadfled;hergravedemeanour,herdiscardedsun-bonnet,hercorrugatedbrow,allbespokemorethancommonfixednessofpurpose,thecauseofwhichwillbediscoveredinwhatfollows。
I。FROMTHECOUNTESSPAULINAOLIVERATOHERFRIENDANDCONFIDANTE,THELADYELSIEHOWARD。{1}
Scene:AsequesterednookintheValleyoftheFlowers。
CAMPCHAPARRAL,July6,188。
Thecountessisdiscoveredatherommerlu{1a}writing-table。A
lightzephyr{1b}playswithhergoldenlocks{1c}andcaressesherGrecian{1d}nose——anosethatcarriesonitssurfaceafewtriflingfreckles,whichservebuttocallattentiontoitsexquisitepurityofoutlineandtheheightofitsambition。Hereyesreflectthechangingshadowsofmoonlight,andhermouthisonefitforsweetsounds;{1e}yetthisonlygivesyouafaintideaofthebeauteouscreaturewhosefortunesweshallfollowinournextnumber。{1f}
Ihavegiventhatstyleafairtrial,mydeardarling,butIcannotstanditanotherminute,notbeingfamiliarwiththelanguageofwhatourcookusedtocallthe\'fuddalaristocracy\'feudal,youknow。
I,yourfaithfulPolly,amseatedinthecard-room,writingwithadreadfulpenwhichPhilgavemeyesterday。Itsinternalorgansarefilledwithink,whichitdisgorgeswhenPRESSEDtodoso,butjustnowitis\'toofullforutterance,\'asyouwillseebytheblots。
Wehavedecidednottomakethisarealround-robinletter,likethelast,becausewewanttowritewhatwelike,andnothaveitreadbythepersonwhocomesnext。
Ihavebeenbadgeredtodeathovermypartofthecommunicationsenttoyoulastweek,fortheyoungpersonsconnectedwiththiscamphaveafacultyofmakingmountainsoutofmole-hills,asyouknow,andI
havetosufferforeverycarelesslittlespeech。However,aswedidn\'twishtoboreyouwithsixduplicateletters,weinventedaplanforkeepingoffeachother\'sground,andappointedGeoffacommitteeofonetosettleourlineofmarch。Itistobeacollectiveletter,madeupofindividualnotes;andtheseareGeoff\'ssealedorders,whichmustbeobeyed,onpainofdismissalfromthecamp:
No。1Pollyistoamuse!
No。2Phil……inform!
No。3Geoff……edify!!
No。4Madge……gossip。
No。5Bell……versify。
No。6Jack……illustrateSo,mydear,ifyougetany\'information\'orhappentobe\'edified\'
bywhatIwrite,don\'tmentionitforworlds!IjustscreamedmyfearsaboutthismattertoJack,andhesays\'Ineedn\'tfret。\'I
shallcertainlyslapthatboybeforethesummerisover。
IcouldjusttellyoualovelystoryaboutDicky\'sgettinglostinthewoodsthedaybeforeyesterday,andourterriblefrightabouthim,andhowwealljoinedintheboy-hunt,untilGeoffandBellfoundhimattheLoneStump;butIsupposethechroniclebelongstoPhil\'sprovince,soIdesist。ButwhatcanIsay?SupposeItellyouthatUncleDocandtheboyshavebeenshootinginnocent,TAME
sheep,skinningandcuttingthemuponthewayhome,andmakingusbelievefortwodaysthatwewereeatingvenison;andwenevershouldhavediscoveredtheimpositionhadnotDickydraggedhomefoursheep-
skinsfromtheupperpool,andtoldusthathesawtheboys\'PEELING
THEMOFFAVENISON。\'PerhapsPhilmaycallthisinformation,andMargerywillvowthatitisgossipandbelongstoher;anyway,theyconsideritasplendidjoke,andchucklethemselvestosleepoveriteverynight;butIthinkthewholeaffairisperfectlymaddening,anditmakesmeboilwithragetobetakeninsoeasily。Suchato-doastheymakeoverthematteryouneversaw;youwouldthinkitwasthefirstsuccessfuljokesincetheDeluge。Thatwasn\'taDRYjoke,wasit?Ha,ha!
Thisisthewaytheytwangontheirharpofathousandstrings。Atbreakfast,thismorning,whenJackpassedmethecorn-bread,Isaidinnocently,\'Why,whathavewehere?\'\'Itismannathatfellinthenight,\'answeredJack,withanexasperatingsnicker。\'Youdidn\'tknowmutton,butIthought,beingaSunday-schoolteacher,youwouldknowsomethingaboutmanna。\'N。B——HealludestothattimeItooktheinfantclassforMissJones,andtheyallranouttoseeamilitaryfuneralprocession。\'Iwishyouknewsomethingaboutmanners,\'snappedI;andthenAuntTruthhadtowarnusboth,asusual。Ohdear!it\'sawearyworld。I\'djustliketogetJackatadisadvantageonce!
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WeclimbedPicoNegroyesterday。Bell,Geoff,Phil,andIhadquiteanexperienceinlosingthetrail。Iwilltellyouaboutit。Justas-
Goodnessme!whathaveIwritten?Oh,Elsie,prayexcusethoseHORIZONTALEVIDENCESofmyforgetfulnessanddisobedience。Ihavebumpedmyheadagainstthetablethreetimes,aspenance,andwillnowtrytoturnmythoughtsintorightchannels。Thisletterisablack-and-whiteevidencethat_I_havenotafrivolousorderofmind,andhavealwaysbeenmisunderstoodfrommybirthuptothisdate。
Wehavehadbeautifulweathersince——butno,ofcoursePhilwilltellyouabouttheweather,forthatisscarcelyanamusingtopic。Idowanttobeasprudentaspossible,forUncleDocisgoingtoreadallthelettersnot,ofcourse,aloudandseewhetherwehavefulfilledourspecificobligations。
IjustaskedBellwhether\'specific\'hada\'c\'oran\'sinthemiddle,andsheanswered\'\"c,\"ofcourse,\'withsuchanair,youshouldhaveheardher!Ihadtoremindherofthetimeshespelled\'Tophet\'withan\'f\'inthemiddle;thenshesubsided。
IjustreadthislastparagraphtoMadge,toseeifshecalleditgossip,asIwasgoingtotakeitoutifitbelongedtohertopic,butshesaidNo,shedidn\'tcallitgossipatall——thatsheshouldcallitslander!
Youdon\'tknowhowwealllongtoseeyou,deardarlingthatyouare。
Weliveinthehopeofhavingyouwithusverysoon,andmeanwhilethebeautifulbedsteadisalmostfinished,andaperfectsuccess。I
wishtowithdrawthelastthreequartersofthatsentence,forobviousreasons!!
Dear,dear!Geoffreycalls\'Timeup,\'andI\'vescarcelysaidanythingIshould。Never,neveragainwillIsubmittothismethodofcorrespondence;itisabsolutelypetrifyingtoone\'sgenius。WhenIamonceforcedtowalkinapath,nothingbutthewholeout-of-
doorswillsatisfyme。
I\'mverymuchafraidIhaven\'tamusedyou,dear,-
ButwhenIlieinthegreenkirkyard,Withthemoulduponmybreast,Saynotthat\'Shedidwellorill,\'
Only,\'Shedidherbest。\'
Now,doyouthinkthatwillinterferewithBell,whenit\'sonlyaquotation?Anyway,it\'ssoappropriatethatUncleDocwillneverhavethehearttostrikeitout。ThetroubleisthatGeoffthinksallthepoetryintheuniverseislockedupinBell\'shead,andifsheonceallowsittoescape,FeliciaHemansandtherestwillbetoodiscouragedevertotryagain!Ican\'trememberwhetherF。H。isaliveornot,andamafraidtoask,butyouwillknowthatIdon\'tmeantobedisrespectful。