Ofthem,itwouldbedifficulttosaywhethertheymosthatedordespisedhim。Religionhehadnone。OnedayhefavouredPopery;thenext,onhearingcertainclamoursofthepeople,hesenthiswife’sdomesticsbackpackingtoFrance,becausetheywerePapists。Papists,however,shouldmakehimasaint,forhewascertainlythecauseofthetakingofRochelle。
Hisson,CharlestheSecond,thoughhepassedhisyouthintheschoolofadversity,learnednootherlessonfromitthanthefollowingone—takecareofyourself,andneverdoanaction,eithergoodorbad,whichislikelytobringyouintoanygreatdifficulty;andthismaximheacteduptoassoonashecametothethrone。HewasaPapist,buttookespecialcarenottoacknowledgehisreligion,atwhichhefrequentlyscoffed,tilljustbeforehislastgasp,whenheknewthathecouldlosenothing,andhopedtogaineverythingbyit。Hewasalwaysinwantofmoney,buttookcarenottotaxthecountrybeyondallendurablebounds;preferringtosuchaboldanddangerouscourse,tobecomethepensionerofLouis,towhom,inreturnforhisgold,hesacrificedthehonourandinterestsofBritain。Hewastoolazyandsensualtodelightinplayingthepartofatyranthimself;buthenevercheckedtyrannyinotherssaveinoneinstance。Hepermittedbeastlybutcherstocommitunmentionablehorrorsonthefeeble,unarmed,anddisunitedCovenantersofScotland,butcheckedthemwhentheywouldfainhaveendeavouredtoplaythesamegameonthenumerousunited,dogged,andwarlikeIndependentsofEngland。Toshowhisfilialpiety,hebadethehangmandishonourthecorpsesofsomeofhisfather’sjudges,beforewhom,whenalive,heranlikeascreaminghare;butpermittedthosewhohadlosttheirallinsupportinghisfather’scause,topineinmiseryandwant。Hewouldgivetoapaintedharlotathousandpoundsforaloathsomeembrace,andtoaplayerorbuffoonahundredforatrumperypun,butwouldrefuseapennytothewidowororphanofanoldRoyalistsoldier。Hewasthepersonificationofselfishness;
andashelovedandcaredfornoone,sodidnooneloveorcareforhim。Solittlehadhegainedtherespectoraffectionofthosewhosurroundedhim,thatafterhisbodyhadundergoneanafter—deathexamination,partsofitwerethrowndownthesinksofthepalace,tobecomeeventuallythepreyoftheswineandducksofWestminster。
Hisbrother,whosucceededhim,JamestheSecond,wasaPapist,butsufficientlyhonesttoacknowledgehisPopery,butuponthewhole,hewasapoorcreature;thoughatyrant,hewascowardly,hadhenotbeenacowardhewouldneverhavelosthisthrone。TherewereplentyofloversoftyrannyinEnglandwhowouldhavestoodbyhim,providedhewouldhavestoodbythem,andwould,thoughnotPapists,haveencouragedhiminhisattempttobringbackEnglandbeneaththeswayofRome,andperhapswouldeventuallyhavebecomePapiststhemselves;butthenationraisingacryagainsthim,andhisson—in—law,thePrinceofOrange,invadingthecountry,heforsookhisfriends,ofwhomhehadahost,butforwhomhecaredlittle—lefthisthrone,forwhichhecaredagreatdeal—andPoperyinEngland,forwhichhecaredyetmore,totheirfate,andescapedtoFrance,fromwhence,aftertakingalittleheart,herepairedtoIreland,wherehewasspeedilyjoinedbyagallantarmyofPapistswhomhebaselyabandonedattheBoyne,runningawayinamostlamentablecondition,atthetimewhenbyshowingalittlecouragehemighthaveenabledthemtoconquer。Thisworthy,inhislastwill,bequeathedhishearttoEngland—hisrightarmtoScotland—
andhisbowelstoIreland。WhattheEnglishandScotchsaidtotheirrespectivebequestsisnotknown,butitiscertainthatanoldIrishpriest,supposedtohavebeenagreat—