hasaskedifthereisnootherwineinthehouse;hasbeeninformedthatthereissome\"sourishforeignstuffthatnobodyeverdrinks\";hascalledforabottleofit;hasfounditBurgundy,suchasallFrancecannotnowproduce,hascunninglykepthisowncounselwiththewidowedlandlady,andhasboughtthewholestockfor\"anoldsong。\"SometimesheknowstheproprietorofafamoustaverninLondon,andherecommendshisoneortwoparticularfriends,thenexttimetheyarepassingthatway,togoinanddine,andgivehiscomplimentstothelandlord,andaskforabottleofthebrownsherry,withthelightblue——asdistinguishedfromthedarkblue——seal。Thousandsofpeopledinethereeveryyear,andthinktheyhavegotthefamoussherrywhentheygetthedarkblueseal;buttherealwine,thefamouswine,isthelightblueseal,andnobodyinEnglandknowsitbutthelandlordandhisfriends。Inallthesewine—conversations,whatevervarietytheremaybeinthevariousexperiencesrelated,oneoftwogreatfirstprinciplesisinvariablyassumedbyeachspeakerinsuccession。Eitherheknowsmoreaboutitthananyoneelse,orhehasgotbetterwineofhisowneventhantheexcellentwineheisnowdrinking。Mencangettogethersometimeswithouttalkingofwomen,withouttalkingofhorses,withouttalkingofpolitics,buttheycannotassembletoeatamealtogetherwithouttalkingofwine,andtheycannottalkofwinewithoutassumingtoeachoneofthemselvesanabsoluteinfallibilityinconnectionwiththatsinglesubjectwhichtheywouldshrinkfromassertinginrelationtoanyothertopicunderthesun。
Howlongtheinevitablewine—talklastedontheparticularsocialoccasionofwhichIamnowwritingismorethanIcanundertaketosay。Ihadheardsomanyotherconversationsofthesamesortatsomanyothertablesthatmyattentionwanderedawaywearily,andIbegantoforgetallaboutthedulllittledinner—partyandthebadly—assortedcompanyofguestsofwhomIformedone。HowlongIremainedinthisnotover—courteousconditionofmentaloblivionismorethanIcantell;butwhenmyattentionwasrecalled,induecourseoftime,tothelittleworldaroundme,I
foundthatthegoodwinehadbeguntodoitsgoodoffice。
Thestreamoftalkoneithersideofthehost’schairwasnowbeginningtoflowcheerfullyandcontinuously;thewine—conversationhadwornitselfout;andoneoftheelderguests——Mr。Wendell——wasoccupiedintellingtheotherguest——Mr。
Trowbridge——ofasmallfraudwhichhadlatelybeencommittedonhimbyaclerkinhisemployment。ThefirstpartofthestoryI