\"Yes,butI’mnotbehindhandeither,\"exclaimedCerizet。\"Ihavecomenowtoshowyouawaytoputthethumbscrewsontheoldmaidandmakeherspinlikeateetotum。Wemustn’tdeceiveourselves;MademoiselleThuillieristheheadandfrontofeverythinginthisaffair;ifwegetheronoursidethetowniswon。Letussaylittle,butthatlittletothepoint,asbecomesstrongmenwitheachother。Claparon,youknow,isafool;he’llbeallhislifewhathealwayswas,——acat’s—paw。JustnowheislendinghisnametoanotaryinParis,whoisconcernedwithalotofcontractors,andtheyareall——notaryandmasons——onthepointofruin。Claparonisgoingheadlongintoit。Heneveryetwasbankrupt;butthere’safirsttimeforeverything。HeishiddennowinmyhovelintheruedesPoules,wherenoonewilleverfindhim。Heisdesperate,andhehasn’tapenny。Now,amongthefiveorsixhousesbuiltbythesecontractors,whichhavetobesold,there’sajewelofahouse,builtoffreestone,intheneighborhoodoftheMadeleine,——afrontagelacedlikeamelon,withbeautifulcarvings,——butnotbeingfinished,itwillhavetobesoldforwhatitwillbring;certainlynotmorethanahundredthousandfrancs。Byspendingtwenty—fivethousandfrancsuponititcouldbelet,undoubtedly,fortenthousand。MakeMademoiselleThuilliertheproprietorofthathouseandyou’llwinherlove;she’llbelievethatyoucanputsuchchancesinherwayeveryyear。Therearetwowaysofgettingholdofvainpeople:flattertheirvanity,ORthreatenthem;
andtherearealsotwowaysofmanagingmisers:filltheirpurse,orelseattackit。Now,thisstrokeofbusiness,whileitdoesgoodtoMademoiselleThuillier,doesgoodtousaswell,anditwouldbeapitynottoprofitbythechance。\"
\"Butwhydoesthenotaryletitslipthroughhisfingers?\"askedDutocq。
\"Thenotary,mydearfellow!Why,he’stheveryonewhosavesus。
Forcedtosellhispractice,andutterlyruinedbesides,hereservedforhimselfthiscrumbofthecake。BelievinginthehonestyofthatidiotClaparon,hehasaskedhimtofindadummypurchaser。We’lllethimsupposethatMademoiselleThuillierisaworthysoulwhoallowsClaparontousehername;they’llbothbefooled,Claparonandthenotarytoo。IowethislittletricktomyfriendClaparon,wholeftmetobearthewholeweightofthetroubleabouthisstock—company,inwhichweweretrickedbyConture,andIhopeyoumayneverbeinthatman’sskin!\"headded,infernalhatredflashingfromhiswornandwitheredeyes。\"Now,I’vesaidmysay,gentlemen,\"hecontinued,sendingouthisvoicethroughhisnasalholes,andtakingadramaticattitude;foronce,atamomentofextremepenury,hehadgoneuponthestage。