CHAPTERLXXXIII
MRCRAWLEYISCONQUERED
ItwasmorethanaweekbeforethearchdeaconreceivedareplyfromMrCrawley,duringwhichtimethedeanhadbeenovertoHogglestockmorethanonce,ashadalsoMrsArabinandLadyLuftontheyounger——andtherehadbeenletterswrittenwithoutend,andthearchdeaconhadbeennearlybesidehimself。’Amanwhopretendstoconscientiousscruplesofthatkindisnotfittohaveaparish,’hehadsaidtohiswife。Hiswifeunderstoodwhathemeant,andItrustthatthereadermayalsounderstandit。Intheordinarycuttingofblocksaveryfinerazorisnotanappropriateinstrument。Thearchdeacon,moreover,lovedthetemporalitiesoftheChurchastemporalities。TheChurchwasbeautifultohimbecauseonemanbyinterestmighthaveathousandayear,whileanothermanequallygood,butwithoutinterest,couldonlyhaveahundred。Andhelikedthemenwhohadtheinterestagreatdealbetterthanthemenwhohaditnot。Hehadbeenwillingtoadmitthepoorperpetualcurate,whohadsolongbeenkeptoutinthecold,withinthepleasantcirclewhichwaswarmwithecclesiasticalgoodthings,andthemanhesitated——becauseofscruples,asthedeantoldhim!’IalwaysbuttonupmypocketwhenIhearofscruples,’thearchdeaconsaid。
ButatlastMrCrawleycondescendedtoacceptStEwold’s。
’Reverendanddearsir,’hesaidinhisletter:’Forthepersonalbenevolenceoftheoffermadetomeinyourletterofthe——instant,Ibegtotenderyoumymostgratefulthanks;asalsoforyougenerouskindnesstome,intellingmeofthehighpraisebestoweduponmebyagentlemanwhoisnownomore——whosecharacterIhaveesteemedandwhosegoodopinionIvalue。Thereis,methinks,somethinginexpressiblydeartomeintherecordedpraiseofthedead。ForthefurtherinstanceofthefriendshipoftheDeanofBarchester,Iamalsothankful。