browngeldingwarrantedforsaddleorharness!’——Thearchdeaconhimselfhadgiventhebrowngeldingtohisson,asagreattreasure。——’ThreeAlderneycows,twocow—calves,alowphaeton,agig,tworicksofhay。’
Inthisfashionwereproclaimedinodiousdetailsallthosecomfortableadditionstoagentleman’shouseinthecountry,withwhichthearchdeaconwassowellacquainted。OnlylastNovemberhehadrecommendedhissontobuyacertainclod—crusher,andtheclod—crusherhadofcoursebeenbought。Thebrightbluepaintuponithadasyetnotgivenwaytothestainsofordinaryfarmyardmuckandmire;——andherewastheclod—crusheradvertisedforsale!ThearchdeacondidnotwanthissontoleaveCosbyLodge。HeknewwellenoughthathissonneednotleaveCosbyLodge。Whyhadthefoolishfellowbeeninsuchahurrywithhishideousill—conditionedadvertisements?Gentle!Howwasheinsuchcircumstancestobegentle?Heraisedhisumbrellaandpokedangrilyatthedisgustingnotice。Theironferrulecaughtthepaperatachinkinthepost,andtoreitfromthetoptothebottom。Butwhatwastheuse?
Ahorriduglybilllyingtorninsuchaspotwouldattractonlymoreattentionthanonefixedtoapost。Hecouldnotcondescend,however,togiveitfurtherattention,butpassedontotheparsonage。Gentleindeed!
NeverthelessArchdeaconGrantlywasagentleman,andneveryethaddealtmoreharshlywithanywomanthanwehavesometimesseenhimtodowithhiswife——whenhewouldsaytoheranangrywordortwowithagooddealofmaritalauthority。Hiswife,whoknewwellwhathisangrywordswereworth,neverevensuggestedtoherselfthatshehadthecauseforcomplaintonthathead。Hadsheknownthatthearchdeaconwasabouttoundertakesuchamissionasthiswhichhehadnowinhand,shewouldnothavewarnedhimtobegentle。She,indeed,wouldhavestronglyadvisedhimnottoundertakethemission,cautioninghimthattheyoungladywouldprobablygetthebetterofhim。
’Grace,mydear,’saidMrsRobarts,comingupintothenurseryinwhichMissCrawleywassittingwiththechildren,’comeouthereamoment,willyou?’ThenGraceleftthechildrenandwentoutintothepassage。