Itistheheterogeneouscharacterofthebuildingsdowntownthatrendersourstreetssohideous。Farfromseekingharmony,buildersseemtobetryingto\"go\"eachother\"onestorybetter\";iftheycanbelittleaneighborintheprocessitiscleargain,andsomuchadvertisement。CertainblocksonlowerBroadwayaregemsinthisway!Anyonewhohasglancedatanauctioneer’sshelveswhena\"joblot\"ofbooksisbeingsold,willdoubtlesshavenoticedtheirresemblancetothesidewalksofourdowntownstreets。Daintylittleduodecimobuildingsaresqueezedinbetweentoweringin—
folios,andrichlyboundandtooledoctavoschumwithcheapeditions。OurcarelessCityFathershavenotevengiventhemselvesthetroubleofpushingtheirstoneandbrickvolumesintothesameline,butallowthemtostragglealongtheshelf—Ibegpardon,thesidewalk—accordingtotheirownsweetwill。
Theresemblanceofmostnewbusinessbuildingstoflashybooksincreasesthemoreonestudiesthem;theyhavetheproportionsofschoolatlases,and,likethem,areadornedonlyontheirbacks(readfronts)。Themodernbuilder,likethefrugalbinder,leavesthesidesofhiscreationsunadorned,andexpendshisingenuityindecoratingthenarrowstripwhichhenaivelyimagineswillbetheonlypartseen,calmlyignoringthefactthatonglancingupordownastreetthesidesofhousesarewhatweseefirst。Itisalmostimpossibletogetmathematicallyoppositeabuilding,yetthatistheonlypointfromwhichthesenewconstructionsarenotgrotesque。
Itseemsasthoughtherudimentsofcommonsensewouldsuggestthatunderexistingcircumstancesthelessdecorationputonafacadethegreaterwouldbetheharmonyofthewhole。Buttrifleslikeharmonyandfitnessaresplendidlyignoredbythearchitectsofto—day,who,beitremarkedinpassing,haveslippedintoanothercurioushabitforwhichIshouldgreatlyliketoseeanexplanationoffered。Aslongasthegroundfloorsandthetopsoftheircreationsareelaborate,thedesignerevidentlythinkstheinterveningtwelveorfifteenstoriescanshiftforthemselves。OneclumsymassontheBowlingGreenisanexcellentexampleofthisweakness。ItsgroundfloorisaplayfulreproductionofthetombsofEgypt。
Aboutthesecondstorythearchitectmusthavebecomediscouraged—orperhapstheowner’sfundsgaveout—forthenextdozenfloorsaretreatedintheseverest\"tenementhouse\"