’O,it’sbetterknownthanyousuppose,’saidMichaelsippinghisbrandyandsoda。’IalwaysactonitmyselfwhenIwantadrink。’
Theoldgentleman,whowasanxioustopropitiateMichael,laughedacheerlesslaugh。’Youhavesuchaflowofspirits,’saidhe,’I
amsureIoftenfinditquiteamusing。ButregardingthisprincipleofwhichIwasabouttospeak。Itisthatofaccommodatingone’s—selftothemannersofanyland(howeverhumble)inwhichourlotmaybecast。Now,inFrance,forinstance,everyonegoestoacafeforhismeals;inAmerica,towhatiscalleda\"two—bithouse\";inEnglandthepeopleresorttosuchaninstitutionasthepresentforrefreshment。Withsandwiches,tea,andanoccasionalglassofbitterbeer,amancanliveluxuriouslyinLondonforfourteenpoundstwelveshillingsperannum。’
’Yes,Iknow,’returnedMichael,’butthat’snotincludingclothes,washing,orboots。Thewholething,withcigarsandoccasionalsprees,costsmeoversevenhundredayear。’
ButthiswasMichael’slastinterruption。Helistenedingood—humouredsilencetotheremainderofhisuncle’slecture,whichspeedilybranchedtopoliticalreform,thencetothetheoryoftheweather—glass,withanillustrativeaccountofaboraintheAdriatic;thenceagaintothebestmannerofteachingarithmetictothedeaf—and—dumb;andwiththat,thesandwichbeingthennomore,explicuitvaldefeliciter。AmomentlaterthepairissuedforthontheKing’sRoad。