Take,forinstance,oneofthemostdramaticreformsthathasbeencarriedthroughParliamentinthelifetimeofthisgeneration。Ithappenedshortlyafterthecoalstrike,ofunblessedmemory。Toyou,whohavebeenplungeduptotheneckineventsofamoretangledandtumbleddescription,thethingsIamgoingtotellyouofmayseemofsecondaryinterest,butafterallwehadtoliveinthemidstofthem。\"
SirLulworthinterruptedhimselfforamomenttosayafewkindwordstotheliqueurbrandyhehadjusttasted,andthemresumedhisnarrative。
\"Whetheronesympathiseswiththeagitationforfemalesuffrageornotonehastoadmitthatitspromotersshowedtirelessenergyandconsiderableenterpriseindevisingandputtingintoactionnewmethodsforaccomplishingtheirends。Asaruletheywereanuisanceandawearinesstotheflesh,butthereweretimeswhentheyvergedonthepicturesque。TherewasthefamousoccasionwhentheyenlivenedanddiversifiedthecustomarypageantryoftheRoyalprogresstoopenParliamentbylettingloosethousandsofparrots,whichhadbeencarefullytrainedtoscream\'Votesforwomen,\'andwhichcircledroundhisMajesty\'scoachinaclamorouscloudofgreen,andgreyandscarlet。Itwasreallyratherastrikingepisodefromthespectacularpointofview;unfortunately,however,foritsdevisers,thesecretoftheirintentionshadnotbeenwellkept,andtheiropponentsletlooseatthesamemomentarivalswarmofparrots,whichscreeched\'IDON\'Tthink\'andotherhostilecries,therebyrobbingthedemonstrationoftheunanimitywhichalonecouldhavemadeitpoliticallyimpressive。IntheprocessofrecapturethebirdslearnedaquantityofadditionallanguagewhichunfittedthemforfurtherserviceintheSuffragettecause;someofthegreenonesweresecuredbyardentHomeRulepropagandistsandtrainedtodisturbtheserenityofOrangemeetingsbypessimisticreflectionsonSirEdwardCarson\'sdestinationinthelifetocome。Infact,thebirdinpoliticsisafactorthatseemstohavecometostay;
quiterecently,atapoliticalgatheringheldinadimly-lightedplaceofworship,thecongregationgavearespectfulhearingfornearlytenminutestoajackdawfromWapping,undertheimpressionthattheywerelisteningtotheChancelloroftheExchequer,whowaslateinarriving。\"
\"ButtheSuffragettes,\"interruptedthenephew;\"whatdidtheydonext?\"