Youhavetogoawayandbeginyourmeal，asifyouwerenotgoingtohaveanyteaatall。Youmustnotevenlookroundatit。Thenyouwillsoonhearitsputteringaway，madtobemadeintotea。
Itisagoodplan，too，ifyouareinagreathurry，totalkveryloudlytoeachotherabouthowyoudon\'tneedanytea，andarenotgoingtohaveany。Yougetnearthekettle，sothatitcanoverhearyou，andthenyoushoutout，\"Idon\'twantanytea；doyou，George？\"towhichGeorgeshoutsback，\"Oh，no，Idon\'tliketea；we\'llhavelemonadeinstead-tea\'ssoindigestible。\"Uponwhichthekettleboilsover，andputsthestoveout。
Weadoptedthisharmlessbitoftrickery，andtheresultwasthat，bythetimeeverythingelsewasready，theteawaswaiting。Thenwelitthelantern，andsquatteddowntosupper。
Wewantedthatsupper。
Forfive-and-thirtyminutesnotasoundwasheardthroughoutthelengthandbreadthofthatboat，savetheclankofcutleryandcrockery，andthesteadygrindingoffoursetsofmolars。Attheendoffive-and-thirtyminutes，Harrissaid，\"Ah！\"andtookhisleftlegoutfromunderhimandputhisrightonethereinstead。