Lifeisnotagameofchess,thevictorytothemostknowing;itisagameofcards,one’shandbyskilltobemadethebestof。Isitthewisestwhoisalwaysthemostsuccessful?Ithinknot。Theluckiestwhist-playerIevercameacrosswasamanwhowasneverQUITEcertainwhatweretrumps,andwhosemostfrequentobservationduringthegamewas\"Ireallybegyourpardon,\"addressedtohispartner;aremarkwhichgenerallyelicitedthereply,\"Oh,don’tapologize。All’swellthatendswell。\"ThemanIknewwhomadethemostrapidfortunewasabuilderintheoutskirtsofBirmingham,whocouldnotwritehisname,andwho,forthirtyyearsofhislife,neverwenttobedsober。Idonotsaythatforgetfulnessoftrumpsshouldbecultivatedbywhist-players。Ithinkmybuilderfriendmighthavebeenevenmoresuccessfulhadhelearnedtowritehisname,andhadheoccasionally——notoverdoingit——enjoyedasoberevening。AllIwishtoimpressis,thatvirtueisnottheroadtosuccess——ofthekindwearedealingwith。Wemustfindotherreasonsforbeingvirtuous;maybe,therearesome。Thetruthis,lifeisagamblepureandsimple,andtheruleswelaydownforsuccessareakintotheinfalliblesystemswithwhichacertainclassofidiotgoesarmedeachseasontoMonteCarlo。Wecanplaythegamewithcoolnessandjudgment,decidewhentoplungeandwhentostakesmall;buttothinkthatwisdomwilldecideit,istoimaginethatwehavediscoveredthelawofchance。Letusplaythegameoflifeassportsmen,pocketingourwinningswithasmile,leavingourlosingswithashrug。Perhapsthatiswhywehavebeensummonedtotheboardandthecardsdealtround:thatwemaylearnsomeofthevirtuesofthegoodgambler;hisself-control,hiscourageundermisfortune,hismodestyunderthestrainofsuccess,hisfirmness,hisalertness,hisgeneralindifferencetofate。Goodlessonsthese,allofthem。Ifbythegamewelearnsomeofthemourtimeonthegreenearthhasnotbeenwasted。Ifwerisefromthetablehavinglearnedonlyfretfulnessandself-pityIfearithasbeen。
ThegrimHallPortertapsatthedoor:\"NumberFivehundredbillionandtwenty-eight,yourboatmaniswaiting,sir。\"
So!isittimealready?Wepickupourcounters。Ofwhatusearethey?Inthecountrytheothersideoftherivertheyarenotender。Theblood-redforgold,andthepale-greenforlove,towhomshallweflingthem?Hereissomepoorbeggarlongingtoplay,letusgivethemtohimaswepassout。Poordevil!thegamewillamusehim——forawhile。
Keepyourpowderdry,andtrustinProvidence,isthemottoofthewise。Wetpowdercouldneverbeofanypossibleusetoyou。Dry,itmaybe,WITHthehelpofProvidence。WewillcallitProvidence,itisaprettiernamethanChance——perhapsalsoatruer。
Anothermistakewemakewhenwereasonoutourlivesisthis:wereasonasthoughwewereplanningforreasonablecreatures。Itisabigmistake。Well-meaningladiesandgentlemenmakeitwhentheypicturetheiridealworlds。Whenmarriageisreformed,andthesocialproblemsolved,whenpovertyandwarhavebeenabolishedbyacclamation,andsinandsorrowrescindedbyanoverwhelmingparliamentarymajority!Ah,thentheworldwillbeworthyofourlivinginit。Youneednotwait,ladiesandgentlemen,solongasyouthinkforthattime。Nosocialrevolutionisneeded,nosloweducationofthepeopleisnecessary。Itwouldallcomeaboutto-morrow,IFONLYWEWEREREASONABLECREATURES。