SIDEWALKINGS
ThetimeoccupiedinwalkingtoandfrommybusinessIhavealwaysfoundtoyieldmeacertainmentalenjoymentwhichnootherpartofthetwenty-fourhourscouldgive。Perhapsthephysicalexercisemayhaveactedasagentlestimulantofthebrain,butmoreprobablythecomfortableconsciousnessthatIcouldnotreasonablybeexpectedtobedoinganythingelse——tobestudyingorimprovingmymind,forinstance——alwaysgaveajoyouslibertytomyfancy。I
oncethoughtitnecessarytoemploythisintervalindoingsumsinarithmetic,——inwhichusefulstudyIwasandstillamlamentablydeficient,——butafteroneortwoattemptsatperipateticcomputation,Igaveitup。Iamsatisfiedthatmuchenjoymentislosttotheworldbythisnervousanxietytoimproveourleisuremoments,which,likethe\"shininghours\"ofDr。Watts,unfortunatelyofferthegreatestfacilitiesforidlepleasure。Ifeelaprofoundpityforthosemisguidedbeingswhoarestillimpelledtocarrytext-bookswiththemincars,omnibuses,andferry-boats,andwhogenerallymanagetodefraudthemselvesofthoseintervalsofresttheymostrequire。Naturemusthaveherfallowmoments,whenshecoversherexhaustedfieldswithflowersinsteadofgrain。Denyherthis,andthenextcropsuffersforit。Iofferthisaxiomassomeapologyforobtrudinguponthereaderafewofthespeculationswhichhaveengagedmymindduringthesedailyperambulations。
FewCaliforniansknowhowtoloungegracefully。Businesshabits,andadeferencetothecustom,evenwiththosewhohavenobusiness,giveanairofrestlessanxietytoeverypedestrian。Theexceptionstothisruleareapttogototheotherextreme,andwearadefiant,obtrusivekindofindolencewhichsuggestsquiteasmuchinwarddisquietandunrest。Theshiftlesslassitudeofagamblercanneverbemistakenfortheloungeofagentleman。EventhebrokerswholoiteruponMontgomeryStreetathighnoonarenotloungers。Lookatthemcloselyandyouwillseeafeverishnessandanxietyunderthemaskoflistlessness。Theydonotlounge——theylieinwait。Nosurersign,Iimagine,ofourpeculiarcivilizationcanbefoundthanthislackofreposeinitsconstituentelements。
YoucannotkeepCaliforniansquietevenintheiramusements。Theydodgeinandoutofthetheatre,opera,andlecture-room;theypreferthestreetcarstowalkingbecausetheythinktheygetalongfaster。ThedifferenceoflocomotionbetweenBroadway,NewYork,andMontgomeryStreet,SanFrancisco,isacomparativeviewofEasternandWesterncivilization。