InsomeofhisbilletshetoldLewis\"ThatJohnBullwasunderhisguardianship;thatthebestpartofhisservantswereathiscommand;thathecouldhaveJohngaggedandboundwheneverhepleasedbythepeopleofhisownfamily。\"Inalltheseepistles,blockhead,dunce,ass,coxcomb,werethebestepithetshegavepoorJohn。Inothershethreatened,*\"Thathe,EsquireSouth,andtherestofthetradesmen,wouldlayLewisdownuponhisbackandbeatouthisteethifhedidnotretireimmediatelyandbreakuptheMeeting。\"
*ThreateningthattheallieswouldcarryonthewarwithoutthehelpoftheEnglish。
IfancyIneednottellmyreaderthatJohnoftenchangedcolourasheread,andthathisfingersitchedtogiveNic。agoodslaponthechops,buthewiselymoderatedhischolerictemper。*\"Isavedthisfellow,\"quothhe,\"fromthegallowswhenheranawayfromhislastmaster,becauseIthoughthewasharshlytreated;buttheroguewasnosoonersafeundermyprotectionthanhebegantolie,pilfer,andsteallikethedevil。WhenIfirstsethimupinawarmhousehehadhardlyputuphissignwhenhebegantodebauchmybestcustomersfromme。*Thenitwashisconstantpracticetorobmyfish-ponds,notonlytofeedhisfamily,buttotradewiththefishmongers。Iconnivedatthefellowtillhebegantotellmethattheywerehisasmuchasmine。Inmymanorof*Eastcheap,becauseitlayatsomedistancefrommyconstantinspection,hebrokedownmyfences,robbedmyorchards,andbeatmyservants。
*ComplaintsagainsttheDutchforencroachmentintrade,fishery,EastIndies,etc。ThewarwiththeDutchontheseaccounts。
\"WhenIusedtoreprimandhimforhistrickshewouldtalksaucily,lie,andbrazenitoutasifhehaddonenothingamiss。’Willnothingcuretheeofthypranks,Nic。?’quothI;’Ishallbeforcedsometimeorothertochastisethee。’Theroguegotuphiscaneandthreatenedme,andwaswellthwackedforhispains。ButIthinkhisbehaviouratthistimeworstofall;afterIhavealmostdrownedmyselftokeephisheadabovewater,hewouldleavemestickinginthemud,trustingtohisgoodnesstohelpmeout。AfterIhavebeggaredmyselfwithhistroublesomelawsuit,withaplaguetohim!