\"Itisastonishing，\"musedtheChristian，\"howviolentandhowgeneralarereligiousanimosities。Everywhereintheworldthedevoteesofeachlocalfaithabhorthedevoteesofeveryother，andabstainfrommurderonlysolongastheydarenotcommitit。Andthestrangestthingaboutitisthatallreligionsareerroneousandmischievousexceptingmine。Mine，thankGod，istrueandbenign。\"
SosayinghevisiblysmuggedandwentofftotelegraphforabrigadeofcutthroatstoprotectChristianinterests。
ThePenitentElectorAPERSONbelongingtotheSocietyforPassingResolutionsofRespectfortheMemoryofDeceasedMembershavingdiedreceivedthecustomaryattention。
\"GoodHeavens!\"exclaimedaSovereignElector，onhearingtheresolutionsread，\"whatalosstothenation!AndtothinkthatI
oncevotedagainstthatangelforInspectorofGate—latchesinPublicSquares!\"