Adistinguishedpersonagehappenedtovisittheschoolthatmorning,andAmy’sbeautifullydrawnmapsreceivedpraise,whichhonortoherfoerankledinthesoulofMissSnow,andcausedMissMarchtoassumetheairsofastudiousyoungpeacock。But,alas,alas!Pridegoesbeforeafall,andtherevengefulSnowturnedthetableswithdisastroussuccess。Nosoonerhadtheguestpaidtheusualstalecomplimentsandbowedhimselfout,thanJenny,underpretenseofaskinganimportantquestion,informedMr。Davis,theteacher,thatAmyMarchhadpickledlimesinherdesk。
NowMr。Davishaddeclaredlimesacontrabandarticle,andsolemnlyvowedtopubliclyferrulethefirstpersonwhowasfoundbreakingthelaw。Thismuch-enduringmanhadsucceededinbanishingchewinggumafteralongandstormywar,hadmadeabonfireoftheconfiscatednovelsandnewspapers,hadsuppressedaprivatepostoffice,hadforbiddendistortionsoftheface,nicknames,andcaricatures,anddoneallthatonemancoulddotokeephalfahundredrebelliousgirlsinorder。Boysaretryingenoughtohumanpatience,goodnessknows,butgirlsareinfinitelymoreso,especiallytonervousgentlemenwithtyrannicaltempersandnomoretalentforteachingthanDr。Blimber。Mr。DavisknewanyquantityofGreek,Latin,algebra,andologiesofallsortssohewascalledafineteacher,andmanners,morals,feelings,andexampleswerenotconsideredofanyparticularimportance。ItwasamostunfortunatemomentfordenouncingAmy,andJennyknewit。Mr。Davishadevidentlytakenhiscoffeetoostrongthatmorning,therewasaneastwind,whichalwaysaffectedhisneuralgia,andhispupilshadnotdonehimthecreditwhichhefelthedeserved。Therefore,tousetheexpressive,ifnotelegant,languageofaschoolgirl,“Hewasasnervousasawitchandascrossasabear“。Theword`limes’
waslikefiretopowder,hisyellowfaceflushed,andherappedonhisdeskwithanenergywhichmadeJennyskiptoherseatwithunusualrapidity。
“Youngladies,attention,ifyouplease!“
Atthesternorderthebuzzceased,andfiftypairsofblue,black,gray,andbrowneyeswereobedientlyfixeduponhisawfulcountenance。