MrMerdle’sComplaintUponthatestablishmentofstate,theMerdleestablishmentinHarleyStreet,CavendishSquare,therewastheshadowofnomorecommonwallthanthefrontsofotherestablishmentsofstateontheoppositesideofthestreet。LikeunexceptionableSociety,theopposingrowsofhousesinHarleyStreetwereverygrimwithoneanother。Indeed,themansionsandtheirinhabitantsweresomuchalikeinthatrespect,thatthepeoplewereoftentobefounddrawnuponoppositesidesofdinner-tables,intheshadeoftheirownloftiness,staringattheothersideofthewaywiththedullnessofthehouses。
Everybodyknowshowlikethestreetthetwodinner-rowsofpeoplewhotaketheirstandbythestreetwillbe。Theexpressionlessuniformtwentyhouses,alltobeknockedatandrungatinthesameform,allapproachablebythesamedullsteps,allfendedoffbythesamepatternofrailing,allwiththesameimpracticablefire-
escapes,thesameinconvenientfixturesintheirheads,andeverythingwithoutexceptiontobetakenatahighvaluation——whohasnotdinedwiththese?Thehousesodrearilyoutofrepair,theoccasionalbow-window,thestuccoedhouse,thenewly-frontedhouse,thecornerhousewithnothingbutangularrooms,thehousewiththeblindsalwaysdown,thehousewiththehatchmentalwaysup,thehousewherethecollectorhascalledforonequarterofanIdea,andfoundnobodyathome——whohasnotdinedwiththese?Thehousethatnobodywilltake,andistobehadabargain——whodoesnotknowher?Theshowyhousethatwastakenforlifebythedisappointedgentleman,andwhichdoesnotsuithimatall——whoisunacquaintedwiththathauntedhabitation?
HarleyStreet,CavendishSquare,wasmorethanawareofMrandMrsMerdle。IntruderstherewereinHarleyStreet,ofwhomitwasnotaware;butMrandMrsMerdleitdelightedtohonour。SocietywasawareofMrandMrsMerdle。Societyhadsaid’Letuslicensethem;
letusknowthem。’