’CHAP。LXXII。Concerningsnakes。
’Therearenosnakestobemetwiththroughoutthewholeisland。’
Mr。TophamBeauclerkcameintheevening,andheandDr。JohnsonandIstaidtosupper。ItwasmentionedthatDr。DoddhadoncewishedtobeamemberofTHELITERARYCLUB。JOHNSON。’IshouldbesorryifanyofourClubwerehanged。Iwillnotsaybutsomeofthemdeserveit。’BEAUCLERK。supposingthistobeaimedatpersonsforwhomhehadatthattimeawonderfulfancy,which,however,didnotlastlong,wasirritated,andeagerlysaid,’You,Sir,haveafriend,naminghimwhodeservestobehanged;forhespeaksbehindtheirbacksagainstthosewithwhomhelivesonthebestterms,andattackstheminthenewspapers。HEcertainlyoughttobeKICKED。’JOHNSON。’Sir,wealldothisinsomedegree,“Veniampetimusdamusquevicissim。“Tobesureitmaybedonesomuch,thatamanmaydeservetobekicked。’BEAUCLERK。’Heisverymalignant。’JOHNSON。’No,Sir;heisnotmalignant。Heismischievous,ifyouwill。Hewoulddonomananessentialinjury;
hemay,indeed,lovetomakesportofpeoplebyvexingtheirvanity。I,however,onceknewanoldgentlemanwhowasabsolutelymalignant。Hereallywishedeviltoothers,andrejoicedatit。’
BOSWELL。’Thegentleman,Mr。Beauclerk,againstwhomyouaresoviolent,is,Iknow,amanofgoodprinciples。’BEAUCLERK。’Thenhedoesnotwearthemoutinpractice。’