“Jeekie，“hesaid，“youareagreatrascal——“
“Yes，yes，“interruptedJeekie，“greatrascal。Bestthingtobeinthisworld，Major。HonourableSirRobert，Bart。，M。P。，andMr。
Champers-Haswell，D。L。，J。P。，theyfindthatoutlongagoandsitontopoftreeofopulentrenown。JeekiegreatrascalandthereforehaveSavingsBankaccount——goon，Major。“
“Well，Jeekie，becauseifyouarearascalyouarekind-heartedandbecauseIbelievethatyoucareforme——“
“Oh！Major，“brokeinJeekieagain，“thatmost’utterablytrue。HonourbrightIloveyou，Major，betterthananyoneonearth，exceptmylateoldwoman，nowhappilydead，goneandforgotteninbestoakcoffin，￡4