twohundredthousandheartswouldswellwithindignationatthegripinginjustice，thebarefacedrobberyofthewardenofBarchesterHospital！Andhowwashetoanswerthis？Howwashetoopenhisinmosthearttothismultitude，tothesethousands，theeducated，thepolished，thepickedmenofhisowncountry；howshowthemthathewasnorobber，noavaricious，lazypriestscramblingforgold，butaretiring，humble-spiritedman，whohadinnocentlytakenwhathadinnocentlybeenofferedtohim？
’WritetoTheJupiter，’suggestedthebishop。
’Yes，’saidthearchdeacon，moreworldlywisethanhisfather，’yes，andbesmotheredwithridicule；tossedoverandoveragainwithscorn；shakenthiswayandthat，asaratinthemouthofapractisedterrier。Youwillleaveoutsomewordorletterinyouranswer，andtheignoranceofthecathedralclergywillbeharpedupon；youwillmakesomesmallmistake，whichwillbeafalsehood，orsomeadmission，whichwillbeself-condemnation；youwillfindyourselftohavebeenvulgar，ill-tempered，irreverend，andilliterate，andthechancesaretentoone，butthatbeingaclergyman，youwillhavebeenguiltyofblasphemy！Amanmayhavethebestofcauses，thebestoftalents，andthebestoftempers；hemaywriteaswellasAddison，orasstronglyasJunius；butevenwithallthishecannotsuccessfullyanswer，whenattackedbyTheJupiter。
Insuchmattersitisomnipotent。WhattheCzarisinRussia，orthemobinAmerica，thatTheJupiterisinEngland。Answersuchanarticle！No，warden；whateveryoudo，don’tdothat。
Weweretolookforthissortofthing，youknow；butweneednotdrawdownonourheadsmoreofitthanisnecessary。’