“That’saboutit,“saidtheJudge。“Icangetonwithmostpeople。Butelephantsdepressme。“
SowenamedtheDoctor“Jumbo,“andIdepartedtomyquarters。
Atthebunkhouse,thecommentsweresimilarbutmorehighlysalted。Themenweregoingtobed。Inspiteoftheiroutwarddecorumattheservice,theyhadnotlikedtobetoldthattheywere“altogetherbecomefilthy。“Itwaseasytocallnames;theycoulddothatthemselves。Andtheyappealedtome,severalspeakingatonce,likeaconcertedpieceattheopera:“Say,doyoubelievebabiesgotohell?“——“Ah,ofcoursehedon’t。“——“Thereain’tnohereafter,anyway。“——“Ain’tthere?“——“Whotoldyu’?“——“Samemanastoldthepreacherwewereallasiftedsetofsons-of-guns。“——“Well,I’mgoingtostayaMormon。“——“Well,I’mgoingtoquitfleeingfromtemptation。“——“that’sso!Bettergetitintheneckafteragoodtimethanapoorone。“Andsoforth。Theirwitwasnotextreme,yetIshouldlikeDr。MacBridetohaveheardit。Onefellowputhisnaturalsoulprettywellintowords,“IfIhappenedtolearnwhattheyhadpredestinatedmetodo,I’ddotheotherthing,justtoshow’em!“
AndTrampas?AndtheVirginian?Theywereoutofit。TheVirginianhadgonestraighttohisnewabode。Trampaslayinhisbed,notasleep,andsullenasever。
“Heain’tgotreligionthistrip,“saidScipiotome。