’ALemonhaspips,AndaYardhasships,AndI’llhaveChips!’
ForthisRefrainIhadwaitedsinceitslastappearance,withinexpressiblehorror,whichnowculminated。Chipsnowfeltcertaininhisownmindthattheratwouldsticktohim;therat,answeringhisthought,said,’Iwill-likepitch!’
Now,astheratleapedoutofthepotwhenithadspoken,andmadeoff,Chipsbegantohopethatitwouldn’tkeepitsword。But,aterriblethinghappenednextday。For,whendinner-timecame,andtheDock-bellrangtostrikework,heputhisruleintothelongpocketatthesideofhistrousers,andtherehefoundarat-notthatrat,butanotherrat。Andinhishat,hefoundanother;andinhispocket-handkerchief,another;andinthesleevesofhiscoat,whenhepulleditontogotodinner,twomore。AndfromthattimehefoundhimselfsofrightfullyintimatewithalltheratsintheYard,thattheyclimbeduphislegswhenhewasatwork,andsatonhistoolswhileheusedthem。Andtheycouldallspeaktooneanother,andheunderstoodwhattheysaid。Andtheygotintohislodging,andintohisbed,andintohisteapot,andintohisbeer,andintohisboots。Andhewasgoingtobemarriedtoacorn-chandler’sdaughter;andwhenhegaveheraworkboxhehadhimselfmadeforher,aratjumpedoutofit;andwhenheputhisarmroundherwaist,aratclungabouther;sothemarriagewasbrokenoff,thoughthebannswerealreadytwiceputup-whichtheparishclerkwellremembers,for,ashehandedthebooktotheclergymanforthesecondtimeofasking,alargefatratranovertheleaf。Bythistimeaspecialcascadeofratswasrollingdownmyback,andthewholeofmysmalllisteningpersonwasoverrunwiththem。Atintervalseversince,Ihavebeenmorbidlyafraidofmyownpocket,lestmyexploringhandshouldfindaspecimenortwoofthosevermininit。
YoumaybelievethatallthiswasveryterribletoChips;butevenallthiswasnottheworst。Heknewbesides,whattheratsweredoing,wherevertheywere。So,sometimeshewouldcryaloud,whenhewasathisclubatnight,’Oh!Keeptheratsoutoftheconvicts’burying-ground!Don’tletthemdothat!’Or,’There’soneofthematthecheesedown-stairs!’Or,’There’stwoofthemsmellingatthebabyinthegarret!’Or,otherthingsofthatsort。Atlast,hewasvotedmad,andlosthisworkintheYard,andcouldgetnootherwork。But,KingGeorgewantedmen,sobeforeverylonghegotpressedforasailor。Andsohewastakenoffinaboatoneeveningtohisship,lyingatSpithead,readytosail。Andsothefirstthinghemadeoutinherashegotnearher,wasthefigure-headoftheoldSeventy-four,wherehehadseentheDevil。ShewascalledtheArgonaut,andtheyrowedrightunderthebowspritwherethefigure-headoftheArgonaut,withasheepskininhishandandabluegownon,waslookingouttosea;
andsittingstaringonhisforeheadwastheratwhocouldspeak,andhisexactwordswerethese:’Chipsahoy!Oldboy!We’veprettywelleatthemtoo,andwe’lldrownthecrew,andwilleatthemtoo!’HereIalwaysbecameexceedinglyfaint,andwouldhaveaskedforwater,butthatIwasspeechless。