foundthewritersgenerallyunderadistressingsensethattheymuststartatalleventslikestory-tellers,anddeludetheyoungpersonsintothebeliefthattheyweregoingtobeinteresting。AsIlookedinatthiswindowfortwentyminutesbytheclock,Iaminapositiontoofferafriendlyremonstrance-notbearingonthisparticularpoint-tothedesignersandengraversofthepicturesinthosepublications。HavetheyconsideredtheawfulconsequenceslikelytoflowfromtheirrepresentationsofVirtue?Havetheyaskedthemselvesthequestion,whethertheterrificprospectofacquiringthatfearfulchubbinessofhead,unwieldinessofarm,feebledislocationofleg,crispinessofhair,andenormityofshirt-collar,whichtheyrepresentasinseparablefromGoodness,maynottendtoconfirmsensitivewaverers,inEvil?AmostimpressiveexampleifIhadbelieveditofwhataDustmanandaSailormaycometo,whentheymendtheirways,waspresentedtomeinthissameshop-window。Whentheywereleaningtheywereintimatefriendsagainstapost,drunkandreckless,withsurpassinglybadhatson,andtheirhairovertheirforeheads,theywereratherpicturesque,andlookedasiftheymightbeagreeablemen,iftheywouldnotbebeasts。But,whentheyhadgotovertheirbadpropensities,andwhen,asaconsequence,theirheadshadswelledalarmingly,theirhairhadgotsocurlythatitliftedtheirblown-outcheeksup,theircoat-cuffsweresolongthattheynevercoulddoanywork,andtheireyesweresowideopenthattheynevercoulddoanysleep,theypresentedaspectaclecalculatedtoplungeatimidnatureintothedepthsofInfamy。
But,theclockthathadsodegeneratedsinceIsawitlast,admonishedmethatIhadstayedherelongenough;andIresumedmywalk。
IhadnotgonefiftypacesalongthestreetwhenIwassuddenlybroughtupbythesightofamanwhogotoutofalittlephaetonatthedoctor’sdoor,andwentintothedoctor’shouse。Immediately,theairwasfilledwiththescentoftroddengrass,andtheperspectiveofyearsopened,andattheendofitwasalittlelikenessofthismankeepingawicket,andIsaid,’Godblessmysoul!JoeSpecks!’
Throughmanychangesandmuchwork,IhadpreservedatendernessforthememoryofJoe,forasmuchaswehadmadetheacquaintanceofRoderickRandomtogether,andhadbelievedhimtobenoruffian,butaningenuousandengaginghero。ScorningtoasktheboyleftinthephaetonwhetheritwasreallyJoe,andscorningeventoreadthebrassplateonthedoor-sosurewasI-IrangthebellandinformedtheservantmaidthatastrangersoughtaudienceofMr。
Specks。Intoaroom,halfsurgery,halfstudy,Iwasshowntoawaithiscoming,andIfoundit,byaseriesofelaborateaccidents,bestrewnwithtestimoniestoJoe。PortraitofMr。