InthelatehighwindsIwasblowntoagreatmanyplaces-andindeed,windornowind,IgenerallyhaveextensivetransactionsonhandinthearticleofAir-butIhavenotbeenblowntoanyEnglishplacelately,andIveryseldomhaveblowntoanyEnglishplaceinmylife,whereIcouldgetanythinggoodtoeatanddrinkinfiveminutes,orwhere,ifIsoughtit,Iwasreceivedwithawelcome。
Thisisacuriousthingtoconsider。Butbeforestimulatedbymyownexperiencesandtherepresentationsofmanyfellow-travellersofeveryuncommercialandcommercialdegreeIconsideritfurther,Imustutterapassingwordofwonderconcerninghighwinds。
IwonderwhymetropolitangalesalwaysblowsohardatWalworth。I
cannotimaginewhatWalworthhasdone,tobringsuchwindypunishmentuponitself,asIneverfailtofindrecordedinthenewspaperswhenthewindhasblownatallhard。Brixtonseemstohavesomethingonitsconscience;PeckhamsuffersmorethanavirtuousPeckhammightbesupposedtodeserve;thehowlingneighbourhoodofDeptfordfigureslargelyintheaccountsoftheingeniousgentlemenwhoareoutineverywindthatblows,andtowhomitisanillhighwindthatblowsnogood;but,therecanhardlybeanyWalworthleftbythistime。Itmustsurelybeblownaway。Ihavereadofmorechimney-stacksandhouse-copingscomingdownwithterrificsmashesatWalworth,andofmoresacrededificesbeingnearlynotquiteblownouttoseafromthesameaccursedlocality,thanIhavereadofpractisedthieveswiththeappearanceandmannersofgentlemen-apopularphenomenonwhichneverexistedonearthoutoffictionandapolicereport。Again:IwonderwhypeoplearealwaysblownintotheSurreyCanal,andintonootherpieceofwater!Whydopeoplegetupearlyandgooutingroups,tobeblownintotheSurreyCanal?Dotheysaytooneanother,’Welcomedeath,sothatwegetintothenewspapers’?Eventhatwouldbeaninsufficientexplanation,becauseeventhentheymightsometimesputthemselvesinthewayofbeingblownintotheRegent’sCanal,insteadofalwayssaddlingSurreyforthefield。
Somenamelesspoliceman,too,isconstantly,ontheslightestprovocation,gettinghimselfblownintothissameSurreyCanal。