Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions

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Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions Mackay, Charles

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  Thephrasewasutteredquickly,andwithasharpsounduponthefirstandlastwords,leavingthemiddleonelittlemorethananaspiration。

  Likeallitscompeerswhichhadbeenextensivelypopular,itwasapplicabletoalmosteveryvarietyofcircumstance。Theloversofaplainanswertoaplainquestiondidnotlikeitatall。Insolencemadeuseofittogiveoffence;ignorance,toavoidexposingitself;

  andwaggery,tocreatelaughter。Everynewcomerintoanalehousetap-roomwasaskedunceremoniously,“Whoareyou?“andifhelookedfoolish,scratchedhishead,anddidnotknowwhattoreply,shoutsofboisterousmerrimentresoundedoneveryside。Anauthoritativedisputantwasnotunfrequentlyputdown,andpresumptionofeverykindcheckedbythesamequery。Whenitspopularitywasatitsheight,agentleman,feelingthehandofathiefinhispocket,turnedsuddenlyround,andcaughthimintheact,exclaiming,“Whoareyou?“Themobwhichgatheredroundapplaudedtotheveryecho,andthoughtitthemostcapitaljoketheyhadeverheard——theveryacmeofwit——theveryessenceofhumour。Anothercircumstance,ofasimilarkind,gaveanadditionalfilliptothephrase,andinfusednewlifeandvigourintoit,justasitwasdyingaway。Thesceneoccurredinthechiefcriminalcourtofthekingdom。Aprisonerstoodatthebar;theoffencewithwhichhehadbeenchargedwasclearlyprovedagainsthim;

  hiscounselhadbeenheard,notinhisdefence,butinextenuation,insistinguponhispreviousgoodlifeandcharacter,asreasonsforthelenityofthecourt。“Andwhereareyourwitnesses?“inquiredthelearnedjudgewhopresided。“Pleaseyou,myLord,Iknowstheprisoneratthebar,andamorehonesterfellerneverbreathed,“saidaroughvoiceinthegallery。Theofficersofthecourtlookedaghast,andthestrangerstitteredwithill-suppressedlaughter。“Whoareyou?“saidtheJudge,lookingsuddenlyup,butwithimperturbablegravity。Thecourtwasconvulsed;thetitterbrokeoutintoalaugh,anditwasseveralminutesbeforesilenceanddecorumcouldberestored。WhentheUshersrecoveredtheirself-possession,theymadediligentsearchfortheprofanetransgressor;buthewasnottobefound。Nobodyknewhim;

  nobodyhadseenhim。Afterawhilethebusinessofthecourtagainproceeded。Thenextprisonerbroughtupfortrialauguredfavourablyofhisprospectswhenhelearnedthatthesolemnlipsoftherepresentativeofjusticehadutteredthepopularphraseasifhefeltandappreciatedit。Therewasnofearthatsuchajudgewoulduseundueseverity;hisheartwaswiththepeople;heunderstoodtheirlanguageandtheirmanners,andwouldmakeallowancesforthetemptationswhichdrovethemintocrime。Sothoughtmanyoftheprisoners,ifwemayinferitfromthefact,thatthelearnedjudgesuddenlyacquiredanimmenseincreaseofpopularity。Thepraiseofhiswitwasineverymouth,and“Whoareyou?“reneweditslease,andremainedinpossessionofpublicfavourforanotherterminconsequence。

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