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  I。

  SCENE:Inanupperchamberofaboarding—houseinMelanchthonPlace,Boston,amature,plainyounglady,witheveryappearanceofestablishingherselfintheroomforthefirsttime,movesabout,bestowinglittletouchesofdecorationhereandthere,andtalkingwithanotheryounglady,whosevoicecomesthroughtheopendoorwayofaninnerroom。

  MISSETHELREED,fromwithin:\"Whatintheworldareyoudoing,Nettie?\"

  MISSHENRIETTASPAULDING:\"Oh,stickingupahouseholdgodortwo。

  Whatareyoudoing?\"

  MISSREED:\"Despairing。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Still?\"

  MISSREED,tragically:\"Still!Howsoondidyouexpectmetostop?

  Iamhereonthesofa,whereIflungmyselftwohoursago,andI

  don’tthinkIshallevergetup。ThereisnoreasonWHYIevershould。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,suggestively:\"Dinner。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,dinner!Dinner,toabrokenheart!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Idon’tbelieveyourheartisbroken。\"

  MISSREED:\"ButItellyouitis!Ioughttoknowwhenmyownheartisbroken,Ishouldhope。Whatmakesyouthinkitisn’t?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Oh,it’shappenedsooften!\"

  MISSREED:\"Butthisisarealcase。Yououghttofeelmyforehead。

  It’sashot!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Yououghttogetupandhelpmeputthisroomtorights,andthenyouwouldfeelbetter。\"

  MISSREED:\"No;Ishouldfeelworse。Theideaofhouseholdgodsmakesmesick。SylvandeitiesarewhatIwant;thegreatgodPanamongthecat—tailsandarrow—headsinthe’ma’sh’atPonkwasset;thedryadsofthebirchwoods——therearenooaks;thenymphsthathaunttheheightsandhollowsofthedearoldmountain;the\"—

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Wha—a—at?Ican’thearawordyousay。\"

  MISSREED:\"That’sbecauseyoukeepfussingaboutso。Whydon’tyoubequiet,ifyouwanttohear?\"Sheliftshervoicetoitshighestpitch,withapausefordistinctnessbetweenthewords:\"I’mheart—

  brokenfor——Ponkwasset。Thedryads——ofthe——birchwoods。Thenymphs——andthegreat——god——Pan——inthereeds——bytheriver。Andall——that——sortof——thing!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Youknowverywellyou’renot。\"

  MISSREED:\"I’mnot?What’sthereasonI’mnot?Then,whatamI

  heart—brokenfor?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"You’renotheart—brokenatall。Youknowverywellthathe’llcallbeforewe’vebeenheretwenty—fourhours。\"

  MISSREED:\"Who?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"ThegreatgodPan。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,howcruelyouare,tomockmeso!Comeinhere,andsympathizealittle!Do,Nettie。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"No;youcomeouthereandutilizealittle。I’mactingforyourbestgood,astheysayatPonkwasset。\"

  MISSREED:\"Whentheywanttobedisagreeable!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Ifthisroomisn’tinorderbythetimehecalls,you’llbeeverlastinglydisgraced。\"

  MISSREED:\"I’mthatnow。Ican’tbemoreso——there’sthatcomfort。

  Whatmakesyouthinkhe’llcall?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Becausehe’sagentleman,andwillwanttoapologize。Hebehavedveryrudelytoyou。\"

  MISSREED:\"No,Nettie;_I_behavedrudelytoHIM。Yes!Besides,ifhebehavedrudely,hewasnogentleman。It’sacontradictioninterms,don’tyousee?ButI’lltellyouwhatI’mgoingtodoifhecomes。I’mgoingtoshowaproperspiritforonceinmylife。I’mgoingtorefusetoseehim。You’vegottoseehim。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Nonsense!\"

  MISSREED:\"Whynonsense?Oh,why?Expound!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Becausehewasn’trudetome,andhedoesn’twanttoseeme。BecauseI’mplain,andyou’repretty。\"

  MISSREED:\"I’mNOT!Youknowitperfectlywell。I’mhideous。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"BecauseI’mpoor,andyou’reapersonofindependentproperty。\"

  MISSREED:\"DEPENDENTproperty,Ishouldcallit:justenoughtobeuselesson!Butthat’sinsultingtoHIM。Howcanyousayit’sbecauseIhavealittlemoney?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Well,then,Iwon’t。Itakeitback。I’llsayit’sbecauseyou’reyoung,andI’mold。\"

  MISSREED:\"You’reNOTold。You’reasyoungasanybody,NettieSpaulding。AndyouknowI’mnotyoung;I’mtwenty—seven,ifI’maday。I’mjustdroppingintothegrave。ButIcan’targuewithyou,milesoffso,anylonger。\"MissReedappearsattheopendoor,dragginglanguidlyafterhertheshawlwhichshehadevidentlydrawnroundheronthesofa;herfairhairisalittledisordered,andshepressesitintoshapewithonehandasshecomesforward;alovelyflushvieswithaheavenlypallorinhercheeks;shelooksalittlepensiveinthearchingeyebrows,andalittlehumorousaboutthedimpledmouth。\"NowIcanprovethatyouareentirelywrong。Where—

  —wereyou?——Thisroomisratheranimprovementovertheonewehadlastwinter。Thereismoreofaview\"——shegoestothewindow——\"ofthehousesacrossthePlace;andIalwaysthinktheswellfrontgivesaprettyshapetoaroom。I’msorrythey’vestoppedbuildingthem。

  Yourpianogoesverynicelyintothatlittlealcove。Yes,we’requitepalatial。And,onthewhole,I’mgladthere’snofireplace。

  It’sapleasureattimes;butforthemostpartit’savanityandavexation,gettingdustandashesovereverything。Yes;afterall,givemethegoodold—fashioned,clean,convenientregister!Ugh!Myfeetarelikeice。\"Shepullsaneasy—chairuptotheregisterinthecorneroftheroom,andpushesopenitsvalveswiththetoeofherslipper。Asshesettlesherselfluxuriouslyinthechair,andpoisesherfeetdaintilyovertheregister:\"Ah,thisissomethinglike!HenriettaSpaulding,ma’am!DidIevertellyouthatyouwerethebestfriendIhaveintheworld?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,whocontinuesherworkofarrangingtheroom:

  \"Often。\"

  MISSREED:\"Didyoueverbelieveit?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Never。\"

  MISSREED:\"Why?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,thoughtfullyregardingavasewhichsheholdsinherhand,afterseveraltimesshiftingitfromabrackettothecornerofherpianoandback:\"IwishIcouldtellwhereyoudolookbest!\"

  MISSREED,leaningforwardwistfully,withherhandsclaspedandrestingonherknees:\"IwishyouwouldtellmeWHYyoudon’tbelieveyou’rethebestfriendIhaveintheworld。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,finallyplacingthevaseonthebracket:\"Becauseyou’vesaidsotoooften。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,that’snoreason!Icanprovetoyouthatyouare。

  Whoelsebutyouwouldhavetakeninahomelessandfriendlesscreaturelikeme,andletherstaybotheringroundindemoralizingidleness,whileyouwereseriouslyteachingtheyoungideahowtodrubthepiano?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Anybodywhowantedaroom—mateasmuchasIdid,andcouldhavefoundonewillingtopaymorethanhershareofthelodging。\"

  MISSREED,thoughtfully:\"Doyouthinkso,Henrietta?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Iknowso。\"

  MISSREED:\"Andyou’renotafraidthatyouwrongyourself?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Nottheleast。\"

  MISSREED:\"Well,beitso——astheysayinnovels。Iwillnotcontradictyou;IwillnotsayyouaremyBESTfriend;IwillmerelysaythatyouaremyONLYfriend。Comehere,Henrietta。Drawupyourchair,andputyourlittlehandinmine。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,withseveredistrust:\"Whatdoyouwant,EthelReed?\"

  MISSREED:\"Iwant——Iwant——totalkitoverwithyou。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,recoiling:\"Iknewit!Well,now,we’vetalkeditoverenough;we’vetalkeditovertillthere’snothingleftofit。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,there’severythingleft!Itremainsinallitsoriginalenormity。Perhapsweshallgetsomenewlightuponit。\"

  SheextendsapleadinghandtowardsMissSpaulding。\"Come,Henrietta,myonlyfriend,shake!——asthe’goodIndians’say。LetyourEthelpourherhackneyedsorrowsintoyourbosom。Suchanuncomfortableimage,italwaysseems,doesn’tit,pouringsorrowsintobosoms!Come!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,decidedly:\"No,Iwon’t!Andyouneedn’ttrywheedlinganylonger。Iwon’tsympathizewithyouonthatbasisatall。\"

  MISSREED:\"WhatshallItry,then,ifyouwon’tletmetrywheedling?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,goingtothepianoandopeningit:\"Trycourage;tryself—respect。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,dear!whenIhaven’tamorselofeither。Areyougoingtopractise,youcruelmaid?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"OfcourseIam。It’shalf—pastfour,andifI

  don’tdoitnowIsha’n’tbepreparedto—morrowforMissRobins:shetakesthispiece。\"

  MISSREED:\"Well,well,perhapsit’sallforthebest。Ifmusicbethefoodof——umph—ump!——youknowwhat!——playon。\"Theybothlaugh,andMissSpauldingpushesbackalittlefromthepiano,andwheelstowardherfriend,lettingonehandrestslightlyonthekeys。

  MISSSPAULDING:\"EthelReed,you’rethemostridiculousgirlintheworld。\"

  MISSREED:\"Correct!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"AndIdon’tbelieveyoueverwereinlove,oreverwillbe。\"

  MISSREED:\"Ah,thereyouwrongme,Henrietta!Ihavebeen,andI

  shallbe——lotsoftimes。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Well,whatdoyouwanttosaynow?Youmusthurry,forIcan’tloseanymoretime。\"

  MISSREED:\"Iwillfreemymindwithneatnessanddespatch。I

  simplywishtogooverthewholeaffair,fromAlfredtoOmaha;andyou’vegottoletmetalkasmuchslangandnonsenseasIwant。AndthenI’llskipallthedetailsIcan。Willyou?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,withimpatientpatience:\"Oh,Isupposeso!\"

  MISSREED:\"That’sverysweetofyou,thoughyoudon’tlookit。

  Now,wherewasI?Oh,yes,doyouthinkitwasforth—puttingatall,toaskhimifhewouldgivemethelessons?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Itdependsuponwhyyouaskedhim。\"

  MISSREED:\"Iaskedhimfrom——from——Letmesee;Iaskedhimbecause—

  —from——Yes,Isayitboldly;Iaskedhimfromanenthusiasmforart,andasincerewishtolearntheuseofoil,ashecalledit。Yes!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Areyousure?\"

  MISSREED:\"Sure?Well,wewillsaythatIam,forthesakeofargument。And,havingsecuredthisbasis,thequestioniswhetherI

  wasn’tboundtoofferhimpayattheend,andwhetherhewasn’twrongtotakemydoingsoindudgeon。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Yes,Ithinkhewaswrong。Andthetermsofhisrefusalwereveryungentlemanly。Heoughttoapologizemostamplyandhumbly。\"AtacertainexpressioninMissReed’sface,sheadds,withseverity:\"Unlessyou’rekeepingbackthemainpoint。Youusuallydo。Areyou?\"

  MISSREED:\"No,no。I’vetoldyoueverything——everything!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"ThenIsay,asIsaidfromthebeginning,thathebehavedverybadly。Itwasveryawkwardandverypainful,butyou’vereallynothingtoblameyourselffor。\"

  MISSREED,ruefully:\"No—o—o!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Whatdoyoumeanbythatsortof’No’?\"

  MISSREED:\"Nothing。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,sternly:\"Yes,youdo,Ethel。\"

  MISSREED:\"Idon’t,really。Whatmakesyou’thinkIdo?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Itsoundedverydishonest。\"

  MISSREED:\"Didit?Ididn’tmeanitto。\"Herfriendbreaksdownwithalaugh,whileMissReedpreservesademurecountenance。

  MISSSPAULDING:\"WhatAREyoukeepingback?\"

  MISSREED:\"Nothingatall——lessthannothing!Ineverthoughtitwasworthmentioning。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Areyoutellingmethetruth?\"

  MISSREED:\"I’mtellingyouthetruthandsomethingmore。Youcan’taskbetterthanthat,canyou?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,turningtohermusicagain:\"Certainlynot。\"

  MISSREED:inapatheticwail:\"OHenrietta!doyouabandonmethus?Well,Iwilltellyou,heartlessgirl!I’veonlykeptitbacktillnowbecauseitwassoextremelymortifyingtomyprideasanartist——asastudentofoil。Willyouhearme?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,beginningtoplay:\"No。\"

  MISSREED,withburlesquewildness:\"Youshall!\"MissSpauldinginvoluntarilydesists。\"Therewasamoment——afatalmoment——whenhesaidhethoughtheoughttotellmethatifIfoundoilamusingI

  couldgoon;butthathedidn’tbelieveIshouldeverlearntouseit,andhecouldn’tletmetakelessonsfromhimwiththeexpectationthatIshould。There!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,withawfulreproach:\"Andyoucallthatlessthannothing?I’vealmostamindnevertospeaktoyouagain,Ethel。HowCOULDyoudeceivemeso?\"

  MISSREED:\"Wasitreallydeceiving?_I_shouldn’tcallitso。AndIneededyoursympathysomuch,andIknewIshouldn’tgetitunlessyouthoughtIwasaltogetherintheright。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Youarealtogetherinthewrong!Andit’sYOUthatoughttoapologizetoHIM——onyourbendedknees。HowCOULDyouofferhimmoneyafterthat?Iwonderatyou,Ethel!\"

  MISSREED:\"Why——don’tyousee,Nettie?——Ididkeepontakingthelessonsofhim。Ididfindoilamusing——ortheoilist——andIkepton。OfcourseIhadto,offthereinafarmhousefullofladyboarders,andhetheonlygentlemanshortofCrawford’s。Strike,buthearme,HenriettaSpaulding!WhatwasItodoaboutthehalf—dozenlessonsIhadtakenbeforehetoldmeIshouldneverlearntouseoil?WasItooffertopayhimforthese,andnotfortherest;orwasItotreatthewholeseriesasgratuitous?Iusedtolieawakethinkingaboutit。I’vegotlittletact,butIcouldn’tfindanywayoutofthetrouble。Itwasabox——yes,aboxofthedeepestdye!

  Andthewholeaffairhavinggottobe——somethingelse,don’tyouknow?——madeitalltheworse。Andifhe’donly——only——Buthedidn’t。

  Notasyllable,notabreath!AndthereIwas。IHADtoofferhimthemoney。Andit’salmostkilledme——thewayhetookmyofferingit,andnowthewayyoutakeit!Andit’sallofapiece。\"MissReedsuddenlysnatchesherhandkerchieffromherpocket,andburiesherfaceinit。——\"Oh,dear——oh,dear!Oh!——hu,hu,hu!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,relenting:\"Itwasawkward。\"

  MISSREED:\"Awkward!YouseemtothinkthatbecauseIcarrythingsofflightlyIhavenofeeling。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"YouknowIdon’tthinkthat,Ethel。\"

  MISSREED,pursuingheradvantage:\"Idon’tknowitfromyou,Nettie。I’vetriedandTRIEDtopassitoffasajoke,andtotreatitassomethingfunny;butIcantellyouit’snojokeatall。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,sympathetically:\"Isee,dear。\"

  MISSREED:\"It’snotthatIcareforhim\"—

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Why,ofcourse。\"

  MISSREED:\"ForIdon’tintheleast。Heishorrideveryway:

  blunt,andrude,andhorrid。Inevercaredforhim。ButIcareformyself!Hehasputmeinthepositionofhavingdoneanunkindthing——anunladylikething——whenIwasonlydoingwhatIhadtodo。

  Whyneedhehavetakenitthewayhedid?Whycouldn’thehavesaidpolitelythathecouldn’tacceptthemoneybecausehehadn’tearnedit?EvenTHATwouldhavebeenmortifyingenough。Buthemustgoandbesoviolent,andrushoff,and——Oh,Inevercouldhavetreatedanybodyso!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Notunlessyouwereveryfondofthem。\"

  MISSREED:\"What?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Notunlessyouwereveryfondofthem。\"

  MISSREED,puttingawayherhandkerchief:\"Oh,nonsense,Nettie!Henevercaredanythingforme,orhecouldn’thaveactedso。Butnomatterforthat。Hehasfixedeverythingsothatitcanneverbegotstraight——neverintheworld。Itwilljusthavetoremainahideousmassof——of——_I_don’tknowwhat;andIhavesimplygottoonwitheringwithdespairatthepointwhereIleftoff。ButIdon’tcare!That’sonecomfort。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Idon’tbelievehe’llletyouwitherlong,Ethel。\"

  MISSREED:\"He’sletmewitherfortwenty—fourhoursalready!Butit’snothingtome,now,howlongheletsmewither。I’mperfectlysatisfiedtohavetheaffairremainasitis。Iamintheright,andifhecomesIshallrefusetoseehim。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Oh,no,youwon’t,Ethel!\"

  MISSREED:\"Yes,Ishall。Ishallreceivehimverycoldly。Iwon’tlistentoanyexcusefromhim。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Oh,yes,youwill,Ethel!\"

  MISSREED:\"No,Ishallnot。Ifhewishesmetolistenhemustbeginbyhumblinghimselfinthedust——yes,thedust,Nettie!I

  won’ttakeanythingshortofit。IinsistthatheshallrealizethatIhavesuffered。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Perhapshehassufferedtoo!\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,HEsuffered!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Youknowthathewasperfectlydevotedtoyou。\"

  MISSREED:\"Heneversaidso。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Perhapshedidn’tdare。\"

  MISSREED:\"Hedaredtobeveryinsolenttome。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Andyouknowyoulikedhimverymuch。\"

  MISSREED:\"Iwon’tletyousaythat,NettieSpaulding。IDIDN’T

  likehim。Irespectedandadmiredhim;butIdidn’tLIKEhim。Hewillcomenearme;butifhedoeshehastobeginby——by——Letmesee,whatshallImakehimbeginbydoing?\"Shecastsuphereyesforinspirationwhilesheleansforwardovertheregister。\"Yes,Iwill!

  Hehasgottobeginbytakingthatmoney!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Ethel,youwouldn’tputthataffrontuponasensitiveandhigh—spiritedman!\"

  MISSREED:\"Wouldn’tI?YouwaitandSEE,MissSpaulding!Heshalltakethemoney,andheshallsignareceiptforit。I’lldrawupthereceiptnow,soastohaveitready,andIshallaskhimtosignittheverymomentheentersthisdoor——theveryinstant!\"Shetakesaportfoliofromthetablenearher,withoutrising,andwrites:

  \"’ReceivedfromMissEthelReedonehundredandtwenty—fivedollars,infull,fortwenty—fivelessonsinoil—painting。’There——whenMr。

  OliverRansomhassignedthislittledocumenthemaybegintotalk;

  notbefore!\"Sheleansbackinherchairwithanairofpitilessdetermination。

  MISSSPAULDING:\"But,Ethel,youdon’tmeantomakehimtakemoneyforthelessonshegaveyouafterhetoldyouyoucouldn’tlearnanything?\"

  MISSREED,afteramoment’spause:\"Yes,Ido。Thisistopunishhim。Idon’twishforjusticenow;Iwishforvengeance!AtfirstI

  wouldhavecompromisedonthesixlessons,oronnoneatall,ifhehadbehavednicely;butafterwhat’shappenedIshallinsistuponpayinghimforeverylesson,soastomakehimfeelthatthewholething,fromfirsttolast,wasapurelybusinesstransactiononmypart。Yes,aPURELY——BUSINESS——TRANSACTION!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,turningtohermusic:\"ThenI’vegotnothingmoretosaytoyou,EthelReed。\"

  MISSREED:\"Idon’tsaybutwhat,afterhe’stakenthemoneyandsignedthereceipt,I’lllistentoanythingelsehe’sgottosay,verywillingly。\"MissSpauldingmakesnoanswer,butbeginstoplaywithascientificabsorption,feelingherwayfitfullythroughthenewpiece,whileMissReed,seatedbytheregister,trifleswiththebookshehastakenfromthetable。

  II。

  TheinterioroftheroomofMissSpauldingandMissReedremainsinview,whilethescenediscloses,ontheothersideofthepartitionwallinthesamehouse,thebachelorapartmentofMr。SamuelGrinnidge。Mr。Grinnidgeinhisdressing—gownandslippers,withhispipeinhismouth,hastheeffectofhavingjustcomein;hisfriendMr。OliverRansomstandsatthewindow,staringoutintotheNovemberweather。

  GRINNIDGE:\"Howlonghaveyoubeenwaitinghere?\"

  RANSOM:\"Tenminutes——tenyears。HowshouldIknow?\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Well,Idon’tknowwhoelseshould。Getbackto—day?\"

  RANSOM:\"Lastnight。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Well,takeoffyourcoat,andpulluptotheregister,andwarmyourpoorfeet。\"Heputshishandoutovertheregister。

  \"Confoundit!somebody’sgottheregisteropeninthenextroom!Yousee,onepipecomesupfromthefurnaceandbranchesintoaVjustunderthefloor,andprofessestoheatbothrooms。Butitdon’t。

  Therewasafellowintherelastwinterwhousedtogetallmyheat。

  Usedtogooutandleavehisregisteropen,andI’dcomeinherejustbeforedinnerandfindthisplaceascoldasabarn。Wehadarunningfightofitallwinter。Themanwhogothisregisteropenfirstinthemorninggotalltheheatfortheday,foritneverturnedtheotherwaywhenitstartedinonedirection。Usedtoalmostsuffocate——warm,muggydays——maintainingmyrights。Somepiano—pounderintherethiswinter,itseems。Hear?Andshehasn’tlostanytimeinlearningthetrickoftheregister。Whatkeptyousolateinthecountry?\"

  RANSOM,afteranabsent—mindedpause:\"Grinnidge,Iwishyouwouldgivemesomeadvice。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Youcanhaveallyouwantofitatthemarketprice。\"

  RANSOM:\"Idon’tmeanyourlegaladvice。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"I’msorry。Whathaveyoubeendoing?\"

  RANSOM:\"I’vebeenmakinganassofmyself。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Wasn’tthatrathersuperfluous?\"

  RANSOM:\"Ifyouplease,yes。Butnow,ityou’recapableoflisteningtomewithoutanyfurtherdisplayofyourcross—examinationwit,Ishouldliketotellyouhowithappened。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Iwilldomybesttoveilmybrilliancy。Goon。\"

  RANSOM:\"IwentuptoPonkwassetearlyinSeptemberforthefoliage。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"AndstaidtilllateinOctober。Theremusthavebeenareasonforthat。Whatwashername?Foliage?\"

  RANSOM,cominguptothecornerofthechimney—piece,nearwhichhisfriendsits,andtalkingtohimdirectlyovertheregister:\"Ithinkyou’llhavetogetalongwithoutthenameforthepresent。I’lltellyoubyandby。\"AsMr。Ransompronouncesthesewords,MissReed,onhersideofthepartition,liftsherheadwithastartledair,and,afteramomentofvaguecircumspection,listenskeenly。\"Butshewasbeautiful。Shewasablonde,andshehadtheloveliesteyes——eyes,youknow,thatcouldbefunnyortender,justasshechose——thekindofeyesIalwaysliked。\"MissReedleadsforwardovertheregister。

  \"Shehadoneofthosefacesthatalwaysleaveyouindoubtwhetherthey’relaughingatyou,andsokeepyouinwholesomesubjection;butyoufeelcertainthatthey’reGOOD,andthatiftheydidhurtyoubylaughingatyou,they’dlooksorryforyouafterward。Whenshewalkedyousawwhatanexquisitecreatureshewas。ItalwaysmadememadtothinkIcouldn’tPAINTherwalk。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Isupposeyousawagooddealofherwalk。\"

  RANSOM:\"Yes;wewereoffinthewoodsandfieldshalfthetimetogether。\"Hetakesaturntowardsthewindow。

  MISSREED,suddenlyshuttingtheregisteronherside:\"Oh!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,lookingupfromhermusic:\"Whatisit,Ethel?\"

  MISSREED:\"Nothing,nothing;I——I——thoughtitwasgettingtoowarm。

  Goon,dear;don’tletmeinterruptyou。\"Afteramomentofheroicself—denialshesoftlypressestheregisteropenwithherfoot。

  RANSOM,comingbacktotheregister:\"Itallbeganinthatway。I

  hadthegoodfortuneonedaytorescueherfroma——cow。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,forshame!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,desistingfromherpiano:\"WhatISthematter?\"

  MISSREED,clappingtheregisterto:\"Thisridiculousbook!Butdon’t——don’tmindme,Nettie。\"Breathlessly:\"Go——go——on!\"MissSpauldingresumes,andagainMissReedsoftlypressestheregisteropen。

  RANSOM,afterapause:\"Thecowwasgrazing,andhadnomorethoughtofhookingMiss——\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,Ididn’tsupposeheWOULD!——Goon,Nettie,goon!

  Thehero——SUCHagoose!\"

  RANSOM:\"Idroveherawaywithmycamp—stool,andMiss——theyounglady——wasasgratefulasifIhadrescuedherfromamenagerieofwildanimals。Iwalkedhomewithhertothefarmhouse,andthetroublebeganatonce。\"PantomimeofindignantprotestandburlesquemenaceonthepartofMissReed。\"Therewasn’tanotherwellwomaninthehouse,exceptherfriendMissSpaulding,whowasratheroldandratherplain。\"Hetakesanotherturntothewindow。

  MISSREED:\"Oh!\"Sheshutstheregister,butinstantlyopensitagain。\"Louder,Nettie。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,inastonishment:\"What?\"

  MISSREED:\"DidIspeak?Ididn’tknowit。I\"—

  MISSSPAULDING,desistingfrompractice:\"Whatisthatstrange,hollow,rumbling,mumblingkindofnoise?\"

  MISSREED,softlyclosingtheregisterwithherfoot:\"Idon’thearanystrange,hollow,rumbling,mumblingkindofnoise。DoyouhearitNOW?\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"No。ItwastheBrightonwhistle,probably。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,verylikely。\"AsMissSpauldingturnsagaintoherpracticeMissReedre—openstheregisterandlistensagain。Alittleintervalofsilenceensues,whileRansomlightsacigarette。

  GRINNIDGE:\"Soyousoughtopportunitiesofrescuingherfromothercows?\"

  RANSOM,returning:\"Thatwasn’tnecessary。Theyoungladywassoimpressedbymybehavior,thatsheaskedifIwouldgivehersomelessonsintheuseofoil。\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Shethoughtifsheknewhowtopaintpictureslikeyoursshewouldn’tneedanyonetodrivethecowsaway。\"

  RANSOM:\"Don’tbefarcical,Grinnidge。Thatsortofthingwilldowithsomevictimonthewitness—standwhocan’thelphimself。OfcourseIsaidIwould,andwewereoffhalfthetimetogether,paintingtheloveliestandloneliestbitsaroundPonkwasset。Itallwentonverywell,tillonedayIfeltboundinconsciencetotellherthatIdidn’tthinkshewouldeverlearntopaint,andthat——ifshewasseriousaboutitshe’dbetterdropitatonce,forshewaswastinghertime。\"

  GRINNIDGE,gettinguptofillhispipe:\"Thatwasapleasantthingtodo。\"

  RANSOM:\"Itoldherthatifitamusedher,tokeepon;Iwouldbeonlytoogladtogiveherall——thehintsIcould,butthatIoughtn’ttoencourageher。Sheseemedagooddealhurt。IfanciedatthetimethatshethoughtIwastiredofhavingherwithmesomuch。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,DIDyou,indeed!\"ToMissSpaulding,whobendsanastonishedglanceuponherfromthepiano:\"ThemaninthisbookisthemostCONCEITEDcreature,Nettie。Playchords——somethingverysubdued——ah!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Whatareyoutalkingabout,Ethel?\"

  RANSOM:\"Thatwasatnight;butthenextdayshecameupsmiling,andsaidthatifIdidn’tmindshewouldkeepon——foramusement;shewasn’tabitdiscouraged。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh!——Goon,Nettie;don’tletmyoutburstsinterruptyou。\"

  RANSOM:\"Iusedtofancysometimesthatshewasalittlesweetonme。\"

  MISSREED:\"Youwretch!——Oh,scales,Nettie!Playscales!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"EthelReed,areyoucrazy?\"

  Ransom,afterathoughtfulmoment:\"Well,soitwentonforthenextsevenoreightweeks。Whenweweren’tsketchinginthemeadows,oronthemountain—side,orintheoldpuntonthepond,wewerewalkingupanddownthefarmhousepiazzatogether。SheusedtoreadtomewhenIwasatwork。Shehadaheavenlyvoice,Grinnidge。\"

  MISSREED:\"Oh,yousilly,sillything!——Reallythisbookmakesmesick,Nettie。\"

  RANSOM:\"Well,thelongandtheshortofitwas,Iwashit——HARD,andIlostallcourage。YouknowhowIam,Grinnidge。\"

  MISSREED,softly:\"Oh,poorfellow!\"

  RANSOM:\"SoIletthetimegoby,andattheendIhadn’tsaidanything。\"

  MISSREED:\"No,sir!YouHADN’T!\"

  MISSSPAULDINGgraduallyceasestoplay,andfixesherattentionwhollyuponMissReed,whobendsforwardovertheregisterwithanintenselyexcitedface。

  RANSOM:\"Thensomethinghappenedthatmademeglad,fortwenty—fourhoursatleast,thatIhadn’tspoken。Shesentmethemoneyfortwenty—fivelessons。ImaginehowIfelt,Grinnidge!WhatcouldI

  supposebutthatshehadbeenquietlybidinghertime,andstoringupherresentmentformyhavingtoldhershecouldn’tlearntopaint,tillshecouldpaymebackwithinterestinonesupremeinsult?\"

  MISSREED,inalowvoice:\"Oh,howcouldyouthinksuchacruel,vulgarthing?\"MissSpauldingleavesthepiano,andsoftlyapproachesher,whereshehassunkonherkneesbesidetheregister。

  RANSOM:\"Itwastantamounttotellingmethatshehadbeenamusingherselfwithmeinsteadofmylessons。Itremandedourwholeassociation,whichIhadgottothinkingsoromantic,totherelationofteacherandpupil。Itwasasnub——aheartless,killingsnub;andIcouldn’tseeitinanyotherlight。\"Ransomwalksawaytothewindow,andlooksout。

  MISSREED,flingingherselfbackwardfromtheregister,andhidingherfaceinherhands:\"Oh,itwasn’t!itwasn’t!itwasn’t!Howcouldyouthinkso?\"

  MISSSPAULDING,rushingforward,andcatchingherfriendinherarms:

  \"Whatisthematterwithyou,EthelReed?Whatareyoudoinghere,overtheregister?Areyoutryingtosuffocateyourself?Haveyoutakenleaveofyoursenses?\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Ourfairfriendontheothersideofthewallseemstobeontherampage。\"

  MISSSPAULDING,shuttingtheregisterwithaviolentclash:\"Ugh!

  howhotitishere!\"

  GRINNIDGE:\"Doesn’tlikeyourconversation,apparently。\"

  MISSREED,franticallypressingforwardtoopentheregister:\"Oh,don’tshutit,Nettie,dear!IfyoudoIshalldie!Do—o—n’tshuttheregister!\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Don’tshutit?Why,we’vegotalltheheatofthefurnaceintheroomnow。Surelyyoudon’twantanymore?\"

  MISSREED:\"No,no;notanymore。But——but——Oh,dear!whatshallI

  do?\"Shestillstrugglesintheembraceofherfriend。

  GRINNIDGE,remainingquietlyattheregister,whileRansomwalksawaytothewindow:\"Well,whatdidyoudo?\"

  MISSREED:\"There,there!They’recommencingagain!DOopenit,Nettie。IWILLhaveitopen!\"Shewrenchesherselffree,anddashestheregisteropen。

  GRINNIDGE:\"Ah,she’sopeneditagain。\"

  MissReed,inastage—whisper:\"That’stheotherone!\"

  RANSOM,fromthewindow:\"Do?I’lltellyouwhatIdid。\"

  MISSREED:\"That’sOl——Mr。Ransom。And,oh,Ican’tmakeoutwhathe’ssaying!Hemusthavegoneawaytotheothersideoftheroom——

  andit’satthemostimportantpoint!\"

  MISSSPAULDING,inanawfulundertone:\"WasthatthehollowrumblingIheard?Andhaveyoubeenlisteningattheregistertowhatthey’vebeensaying?OETHEL!\"

  MISSREED:\"Ihaven’tbeenlistening,exactly。\"

  MISSSPAULDING:\"Youhave!Youhavebeeneavesdropping!\"

  MISSREED:\"Eavesdroppingislisteningthroughakey—hole,oraroundacorner。Thisisverydifferent。Besides,it’sOliver,andhe’sbeentalkingaboutME。Hark!\"Sheclutchesherfriend’shand,wheretheyhavecroucheduponthefloortogether,andpullsherforwardtotheregister。\"Oh,dear,howhotitis!Iwishtheywouldcutofftheheatdownbelow。\"

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