Thehousestewardoftheamalgamatedcats’anddogs’homewasinattendancetoconveythesevesselswhenreplenishedtothatbeneficentinstitution。
Quiteanexcellentrepastconsistingofrashersandeggs,friedsteakandonions,donetoanicety,delicioushotbreakfastrollsandinvigoratingteahadbeenconsideratelyprovidedbytheauthoritiesfortheconsumptionofthecentralfigureofthetragedywhowasincapitalspiritswhenpreparedfordeathandevincedthekeenestinterestintheproceedingsfrombeginningtoendbuthe,withanabnegationrareintheseourtimes,rosenoblytotheoccasionandexpressedthedyingwishimmediatelyaccededtothatthemealshouldbedividedinaliquotpartsamongthemembersofthesickandindigentroomkeeper’sassociationasatokenofhisregardandesteem。
Thenecandnonplusultraofemotionwerereachedwhentheblushingbrideelectburstherwaythroughtheserriedranksofthebystandersandflungherselfuponthemuscularbosomofhimwhowasabouttobelaunchedintoeternityforhersake。TheherofoldedherwillowyforminalovingembracemurmuringfondlySheila,myown。Encouragedbythisuseofherchristiannameshekissedpassionatelyallthevarioussuitableareasofhispersonwhichthedecenciesofprisongarbpermittedherardourtoreach。Shesworetohimastheymingledthesaltstreamsoftheirtearsthatshewouldcherishhismemory,thatshewouldneverforgetherheroboywhowenttohisdeathwithasongonhislipsasifhewerebutgoingtoahurlingmatchinClonturkpark。ShebroughtbacktohisrecollectionthehappydaysofblissfulchildhoodtogetheronthebanksofAnnaLiffeywhentheyhadindulgedintheinnocentpastimesoftheyoungand,obliviousofthedreadfulpresent,theybothlaughedheartily,allthespectators,includingthevenerablepastor,joininginthegeneralmerriment。Thatmonsteraudiencesimplyrockedwithdelight。Butanontheywereovercomewithgriefandclaspedtheirhandsforthelasttime。Afreshtorrentoftearsburstfromtheirlachrymalductsandthevastconcourseofpeople,touchedtotheinmostcore,brokeintoheartrendingsobs,nottheleastaffectedbeingtheagedprebendaryhimself。Bigstrongmen,officersofthepeaceandgenialgiantsoftheroyalIrishconstabulary,weremakingfrankuseoftheirhandkerchiefsanditissafetosaythattherewasnotadryeyeinthatrecordassemblage。AmostromanticincidentoccurredwhenahandsomeyoungOxfordgraduate,notedforhischivalrytowardsthefairsex,steppedforwardand,presentinghisvisitingcard,bankbookandgenealogicaltree,solicitedthehandofthehaplessyounglady,requestinghertonametheday,andwasacceptedonthespot。Everyladyintheaudiencewaspresentedwithatastefulsouveniroftheoccasionintheshapeofaskullandcrossbonesbrooch,atimelyandgenerousactwhichevokedafreshoutburstofemotion:andwhenthegallantyoungOxonianthebearer,bytheway,ofoneofthemosttimehonourednamesinAlbion’shistory
placedonthefingerofhisblushingfiancé;eanexpensiveengagementringwithemeraldssetintheformofafourleavedshamrockexcitementknewnobounds。Nay,eventhesternprovostmarshal,lieutenantcolonelTomkin-MaxwellffrenchmullanTomlinson,whopresidedonthesadoccasion,hewhohadblownaconsiderablenumberofsepoysfromthecannonmouthwithoutflinching,couldnotnowrestrainhisnaturalemotion。Withhismailedgauntlethebrushedawayafurtivetearandwasoverheardbythoseprivilegedburgherswhohappenedtobeinhisimmediateentouragetomurmurtohimselfinafalteringundertone:
Godblimeyifsheaintaclinker,thattherebleedingtart。Blimeyitmakesmekindofbleedingcry,straight,itdoes,whenIseeshercauseIthinksofmyoldmashtubwhat’swaitingformedownLimehouseway。