Frontinghim,sixthlyandlastly,wassituatedasingularlystiff-lookingpersonage,who,beingafflictedwithparalysis,must,tospeakseriously,havefeltveryillateaseinhisunaccommodatinghabiliments。Hewashabited,somewhatuniquely,inanewandhandsomemahoganycoffin。Itstoporhead-piecepressedupontheskullofthewearer,andextendedoveritinthefashionofahood,givingtotheentirefaceanairofindescribableinterest。Arm-holeshadbeencutinthesides,forthesakenotmoreofelegancethanofconvenience;
butthedress,nevertheless,preventeditsproprietorfromsittingaserectashisassociates;andashelayrecliningagainsthistressel,atanangleofforty-fivedegrees,apairofhugegoggleeyesrolleduptheirawfulwhitestowardsthecellinginabsoluteamazementattheirownenormity。
Beforeeachofthepartylayaportionofaskull,whichwasusedasadrinkingcup。Overheadwassuspendedahumanskeleton,bymeansofaropetiedroundoneofthelegsandfastenedtoaringintheceiling。Theotherlimb,confinedbynosuchfetter,stuckofffromthebodyatrightangles,causingthewholelooseandrattlingframetodangleandtwirlaboutatthecapriceofeveryoccasionalpuffofwindwhichfounditswayintotheapartment。Inthecraniumofthishideousthinglayquantityofignitedcharcoal,whichthrewafitfulbutvividlightovertheentirescene;whilecoffins,andotherwaresappertainingtotheshopofanundertaker,werepiledhighuparoundtheroom,andagainstthewindows,preventinganyrayfromescapingintothestreet。
Atsightofthisextraordinaryassembly,andoftheirstillmoreextraordinaryparaphernalia,ourtwoseamendidnotconductthemselveswiththatdegreeofdecorumwhichmighthavebeenexpected。Legs,leaningagainstthewallnearwhichhehappenedtobestanding,droppedhislowerjawstilllowerthanusual,andspreadopenhiseyestotheirfullestextent:whileHughTarpaulin,stoopingdownsoastobringhisnoseuponalevelwiththetable,andspreadingoutapalmuponeitherknee,burstintoalong,loud,andobstreperousroarofveryill-timedandimmoderatelaughter。
Without,however,takingoffenceatbehavioursoexcessivelyrude,thetallpresidentsmiledverygraciouslyupontheintruders