andhappyTheobaldinhisChristina。SomehoworotherChristinawasalwaysalittleshyofcardswhenhersisterswerestayingwithher,thoughatothertimessheenjoyedagameofcribbageorarubberofwhistheartilyenough,buthersistersknewtheywouldneverbeaskedtoBattersbyagainiftheyweretorefertothatlittlematter,andonthewholeitwasworththeirwhiletobeaskedtoBattersby。IfTheobald’stemperwasratherirritablehedidnotventituponthem。
Bynaturereserved,ifhecouldhavefoundsomeonetocookhisdinnerforhim,hewouldratherhavelivedinadesertislandthannot。InhisheartofheartsheheldwithPopethat“thegreatestnuisancetomankindisman“orwordstothateffect——onlythatwomen,withtheexceptionperhapsofChristina,wereworse。Yetforallthiswhenvisitorscalledheputabetterfaceonitthananyonewhowasbehindthesceneswouldhaveexpected。
Hewasquicktooatintroducingthenamesofanyliterarycelebritieswhomhehadmetathisfather’shouse,andsoonestablishedanall-roundreputationwhichsatisfiedevenChristinaherself。
Whosointegervitaescelerisquepurus,itwasasked,asMrPontifexofBattersby?Whosofittobeconsultedifanydifficultyaboutparishmanagementshouldarise?WhosuchahappymixtureofthesincereuninquiringChristianandofthemanoftheworld?Forsopeopleactuallycalledhim。Theysaidhewassuchanadmirablemanofbusiness。Certainlyifhehadsaidhewouldpayasumofmoneyatacertaintime,themoneywouldbeforthcomingontheappointedday,andthisissayingagooddealforanyman。Hisconstitutionaltimidityrenderedhimincapableofanattempttooverreachwhentherewastheremotestchanceofoppositionorpublicity,andhiscorrectbearingandsomewhatsternexpressionwereagreatprotectiontohimagainstbeingoverreached。Henevertalkedofmoney,andinvariablychangedthesubjectwhenevermoneywasintroduced。Hisexpressionofunutterablehorroratallkindsofmeannesswasasufficientguaranteethathewasnotmeanhimself。
Besideshehadnobusinesstransactionssaveofthemostordinarybutcher’sbookandbaker’sbookdescription。Histastes——ifhehadany——were,aswehaveseen,simple;hehad900poundsayearandahouse;theneighbourhoodwascheap,andforsometimehehadnochildrentobeadraguponhim。Whowasnottobeenvied,andifenviedwhythenrespected,ifTheobaldwasnotenviable?