believewedidsomethinglikefighting,andIratherthinkJohnPontifexgottheworstofit,butitmayhavebeentheotherway。I
remembermysister’snurse,forIwasjustoutgrowingnursesmyself,reportedthemattertohigherquarters,andwewereallofusputtosomeignominy,butwehadbeenthoroughlyawakenedfromourdream,anditwaslongenoughbeforewecouldhearthewords“pennyloaf“
mentionedwithoutourearstinglingwithshame。Iftherehadbeenadozendolesafterwardsweshouldnothavedeignedtotouchoneofthem。
GeorgePontifexputupamonumenttohisparents,aplainslabinPalehamchurch,inscribedwiththefollowingepitaph:-
InayearortwomorecameWaterlooandtheEuropeanpeace。ThenMrGeorgePontifexwentabroadmorethanonce。IrememberseeingatBattersbyinafteryearsthediarywhichhekeptonthefirstoftheseoccasions。Itisacharacteristicdocument。IfeltasIreaditthattheauthorbeforestartinghadmadeuphismindtoadmireonlywhathethoughtitwouldbecreditableinhimtoadmire,tolookatnatureandartonlythroughthespectaclesthathadbeenhandeddowntohimbygenerationaftergenerationofprigsandimpostors。ThefirstglimpseofMontBlancthrewMrPontifexintoaconventionalecstasy。“MyfeelingsIcannotexpress。Igasped,yethardlydaredtobreathe,asIviewedforthefirsttimethemonarchofthemountains。Iseemedtofancythegeniusseatedonhisstupendousthronefarabovehisaspiringbrethrenandinhissolitarymightdefyingtheuniverse。IwassoovercomebymyfeelingsthatIwasalmostbereftofmyfaculties,andwouldnotforworldshavespokenaftermyfirstexclamationtillIfoundsomereliefinagushoftears。WithpainItoremyselffromcontemplatingforthefirsttime’atdistancedimlyseen’thoughI