Fisthefort,asbefore。Gisthegun,asbefore。E,theelephants,aswehavepreviouslyseenthem。WhatthenisX?XIS
THELINETAKENBYTHEBALLFIREDFROMG,whichtookoffONEHUNDRED
ANDTHIRTY-FOURelephants’trunks,andonlyspentitselfinthetuskofaveryoldanimal,thatstoodthehundredandthirty-fifth。
Isaythatsuchashotwasneverfiredbeforeorsince;thatagunwasneverpointedinsuchaway。SupposeIhadbeenacommonman,andcontentedmyselfwithfiringbangattheheadofthefirstanimal?Anasswouldhavedoneit,pridedhimselfhadhehithismark,andwhatwouldhavebeentheconsequence?Why,thattheballmighthavekilledtwoelephantsandwoundedathird;buthere,probably,itwouldhavestopped,anddonenofurthermischief。TheTRUNKwastheplaceatwhichtoaim;therearenobonesthere;andaway,consequently,wentthebullet,shearing,asIhavesaid,throughonehundredandthirty-fiveprobosces。Heavens!whatahowltherewaswhentheshottookeffect!WhatasuddenstoppageofHolkar’sspeech!Whatahideoussnortingofelephants!Whatarushbackwardswasmadebythewholearmy,asifsomedemonwaspursuingthem!
Awaytheywent。NosoonerdidIseetheminfullretreat,than,rushingforwardmyself,Ishoutedtomymen,”Myfriends,yonderliesyourdinner!”Weflungopenthegates——wetoredowntothespotwheretheelephantshadfallen:sevenofthemwerekilled;andofthosethatescapedtodieoftheirhideouswoundselsewhere,mosthadlefttheirtrunksbehindthem。Agreatquantityofthemweseized;andImyself,cuttingupwithmyscimitaracoupleofthefallenanimals,asabutcherwouldacalf,motionedtothementotakethepiecesbacktothefort,wherebarbacuedelephantwasservedroundfordinner,insteadofthemiserableallowanceofanoliveandaglassofwine,whichIhadpromisedtomyfemalefriends,inmyspeechtothem。Theanimalreservedfortheladieswasayoungwhiteone——thefattestandtenderestIeverate,inmylife:theyareveryfaireating,butthefleshhasanIndia-rubberflavor,which,untiloneisaccustomedtoit,isunpalatable。